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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,365 --> 00:01:11,410 Gino! 2 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:14,871 Gino, you come in here now! 3 00:01:29,595 --> 00:01:32,848 I don't remember much about when I was a kid. 4 00:01:32,889 --> 00:01:37,394 I remember the summers. Bungalow Bar and Johnny Ride the Pony. 5 00:01:37,477 --> 00:01:39,938 Listenin' to 45s on the Close N' Play. 6 00:01:40,022 --> 00:01:43,150 Oh, most of all, sittin' on the front stoop with my best friend Teen... 7 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,777 and her six sisters playin' beauty parlor. 8 00:01:45,861 --> 00:01:48,071 I was eleven years old. 9 00:01:48,113 --> 00:01:51,700 I looked like a 40-year-old divorcee with a drinkin' problem. 10 00:01:54,703 --> 00:01:56,663 I had no brothers or sisters... 11 00:01:56,747 --> 00:02:02,127 which in a Catholic neighborhood like Bensonhurst made me kinda like a Martian. 12 00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:05,088 I gotta go change the record. 13 00:02:06,673 --> 00:02:09,176 - Put on "Band Of Gold." - Yeah, that sounds good. 14 00:02:09,217 --> 00:02:12,512 My mother left when I was three. 15 00:02:12,596 --> 00:02:15,265 I didn't know much about her except she was an Italian from Texas... 16 00:02:15,349 --> 00:02:18,060 that Pop met when he was in the army down there. 17 00:02:18,101 --> 00:02:21,063 She's what my Aunt Vicky called a "free spirit. " 18 00:02:21,104 --> 00:02:23,815 I knew she was livin' back in Texas somewhere... 19 00:02:23,899 --> 00:02:26,193 but no one ever talked about her, least of all my pop. 20 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:29,404 Every year we signed a Christmas card and mailed it down to her sister... 21 00:02:29,488 --> 00:02:31,823 but that's as close as I ever got. 22 00:02:31,907 --> 00:02:34,451 - Hey! - Who's this? 23 00:02:34,534 --> 00:02:36,787 - No one. Give it back! - ls it your mother? 24 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:39,081 My mother told me she used to dance half naked in the snow. 25 00:02:39,122 --> 00:02:40,749 She's a free spirit. 26 00:02:40,832 --> 00:02:43,752 Back off! 27 00:03:00,519 --> 00:03:03,438 Teen, what do you think it'll be like when we grow up'? 28 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,400 First, we'll find two brothers and get married! 29 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,527 Twins! So neither of us gets someone cuter. 30 00:03:08,568 --> 00:03:11,655 Right! Then we'll get pregnant at exactly the same time. 31 00:03:11,738 --> 00:03:13,490 Yeah! Then our chests will get bigger. 32 00:03:14,282 --> 00:03:17,703 Angie, you don't have to wait 'til you're pregnant to make the chest bigger. 33 00:03:18,578 --> 00:03:22,624 All you do is talk to it. What do you say? I don't know. 34 00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:25,585 Grow! I guess. 35 00:03:25,669 --> 00:03:28,338 G row? 36 00:03:28,422 --> 00:03:30,590 Grow. 37 00:03:30,674 --> 00:03:33,593 - Grow. - Grow. 38 00:03:34,761 --> 00:03:36,555 - Grow. - Grow. Grow. 39 00:03:38,765 --> 00:03:42,894 - Grow. Grow. Grow. - Grow. Grow. Grow. 40 00:03:44,438 --> 00:03:47,315 - Hurry up, Angie. - I'm hurrying, Tina. 41 00:04:21,558 --> 00:04:24,186 Yeah. 42 00:04:24,227 --> 00:04:27,606 Right. And then he yells at me. The bum. 43 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:42,662 All right, I know. 44 00:04:42,746 --> 00:04:45,624 We didn't exactly grow up and become Audrey Hepburn or nothin. 45 00:04:45,707 --> 00:04:49,252 But, at least we get to go into the city to work every day. 46 00:04:49,336 --> 00:04:51,797 - Forget about it. - Later. 47 00:04:53,256 --> 00:04:56,510 Never seen them before. 48 00:04:57,844 --> 00:04:59,930 Hey, Angie! Tina! 49 00:05:05,143 --> 00:05:07,354 Very nice, Ange. 50 00:05:07,395 --> 00:05:10,023 You are right. You're always right. 51 00:05:10,106 --> 00:05:13,568 But then if I didn't run, we wouldn't be here. 52 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:32,629 I sure wouldn't mind sitting down. 53 00:06:19,718 --> 00:06:22,470 Tina got me this job. It's great! 54 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:25,974 The only drag is, it's not like it's a real magazine or nothin. 55 00:06:26,057 --> 00:06:30,145 Micro Circuit. You tell people where you work, they never heard of it. 56 00:06:44,326 --> 00:06:48,204 Whew! So go ahead, Ange. 57 00:06:48,246 --> 00:06:52,334 These four nuns are tryin' to get into heaven. And St. Peter says to the first one... 58 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:56,880 "Sister, I must ask you before I let you in: Have you ever touched a penis?" 59 00:06:56,922 --> 00:06:59,174 - No, never. - She says, "Yes, as a matter of fact." 60 00:06:59,215 --> 00:07:01,801 Once with the tip of my finger I did touch one." 61 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:05,555 He says, "All right, dip your finger in the holy water and pass on through." 62 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:07,849 The second one steps up, he asks her the same question. 63 00:07:07,933 --> 00:07:12,312 "L have to admit once in the backseat of a car, I touched a penis with my hand. " 64 00:07:12,354 --> 00:07:15,357 "Dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass on through. " 65 00:07:15,398 --> 00:07:18,568 The third one steps up, but the fourth one pushes her outta the way and says... 66 00:07:18,652 --> 00:07:22,155 "Look, if you think I'm gonna gargle with that shit after she sticks her ass in it... 67 00:07:22,238 --> 00:07:24,991 you can forget about it!" 68 00:07:26,701 --> 00:07:29,829 Vinnie and I had been boyfriend, girlfriend since the 9th grade. 69 00:07:29,913 --> 00:07:31,581 But we still don't live together. 70 00:07:31,665 --> 00:07:35,835 He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up with a stockbroker or something. 71 00:07:35,877 --> 00:07:38,713 Someone who wore a suit. 72 00:07:38,755 --> 00:07:41,716 I mean, Vinnie's got a suit, but it's green! 73 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:47,055 I'm lying under this lady's sink today and it comes to me... like bing! 74 00:07:47,138 --> 00:07:49,557 I'm gonna make a commercial. 75 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:53,186 - You're gonna make a commercial? - It's a great idea! 76 00:07:53,269 --> 00:07:56,231 I mean, it's gotta be good for business, right'? 77 00:07:56,314 --> 00:07:59,484 - What business? Baby, it's you and a truck. - That's what I'm tryin' to fix. 78 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:01,861 - Make a commercial. - I think that's a good idea. 79 00:08:01,903 --> 00:08:04,364 - I do, I really do. - What do you know about it, huh? 80 00:08:04,406 --> 00:08:07,575 I've got an opinion like everybody else. 81 00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:10,704 He didn't ask how he could get people to eat six meals a clay. He's talking about plumbing. 82 00:08:10,787 --> 00:08:12,414 - Just stand there. - Yeah, right, thanks a lot. 83 00:08:12,455 --> 00:08:15,417 Vinnie's a nice guy. He's got a good heart. 84 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:21,172 Not like Tina's husband Jerry. They got two kids, but he don't treat her right. 85 00:08:21,256 --> 00:08:24,050 Hey, hey, hey! Ding. Okay? 86 00:08:24,134 --> 00:08:26,720 Please? 87 00:08:26,803 --> 00:08:29,014 - Aah. - Real nice! 88 00:08:29,055 --> 00:08:31,057 Hey, don't start with me tonight. 89 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:33,685 I thought we were goin' to your house. 90 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:37,564 Me and my stepmother Kathy don't get along, but we pretend like we do. 91 00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:40,567 I ain't eatin' her cooking. I'll tell you that right now. 92 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:43,820 Like I'm gonna stay in the same room with her long enough to eat. 93 00:08:43,903 --> 00:08:46,614 - Hi. - Hi! How was the movie? 94 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:51,578 Itwas great. - You hungry? I got shells and sauce I made special. 95 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,872 Your father's in the kitchen. 96 00:08:53,913 --> 00:08:57,167 - Hey, Pop. - Hi, Ange. 97 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,377 - Frank! - What? 98 00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:02,464 - Angie is here with Vinnie. - All right. 99 00:09:02,505 --> 00:09:04,632 Don't ask me what Pop sees in her. 100 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:08,678 It's funny. She ain't Italian, but she keeps wishin' she was. 101 00:09:08,762 --> 00:09:10,597 Oh, I gotta check my sauce! 102 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,600 How you feelin'? - You want the truth or what I tell everybody? 103 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:17,103 - The truth. - I feel fantastic! 104 00:09:19,522 --> 00:09:23,318 Vinnie, I'm having some trouble with the sinks at the store. 105 00:09:23,401 --> 00:09:25,695 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 106 00:09:25,779 --> 00:09:28,073 I'll come by tomorrow. I'll take a look. - Good. 107 00:09:28,114 --> 00:09:31,534 Pop, when are you gonna get rid of those sinks, buy some new ones? 108 00:09:31,618 --> 00:09:35,663 What are you talking about? Those sinks are perfectly good. - They're prehistoric! 109 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:38,583 - God forbid you should make a change. - Here you are! 110 00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:40,543 Mangia. 111 00:09:40,627 --> 00:09:43,755 Angie, would you like some? I got plenty. 112 00:09:43,838 --> 00:09:46,341 No, thanks, I've been a little nauseous all clay. 113 00:09:46,424 --> 00:09:50,345 You never take care of yourself. You're always waitin' for somebody else to do it for you. 114 00:09:50,428 --> 00:09:53,389 What's that mean? - It means you were raised like a little princess. 115 00:09:53,431 --> 00:09:55,975 Hey, news flash! lwas not raised like a little princess. 116 00:09:56,059 --> 00:09:59,938 All right, all right! Let's have a little peace tonight. 117 00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:02,941 Please? 118 00:10:06,444 --> 00:10:10,448 - So, how is it'? - Um, delicious. 119 00:10:10,532 --> 00:10:12,951 - It's fantastic. - Yeah? 120 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:16,663 Got any cheese? 121 00:10:29,217 --> 00:10:32,679 I have one memory of my mother to go with my one photograph. 122 00:10:40,979 --> 00:10:44,983 I'm three years old and my relatives are over. 123 00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:47,694 Aunt Violetta who can make a rock cry... 124 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,321 Great Aunt Louisa who's been in mourning since 1956... 125 00:10:50,405 --> 00:10:54,200 and my crazy Aunt Vicky who has her big puppet head pushed so close to me... 126 00:10:54,284 --> 00:10:56,995 I can see the cracks in her tongue. 127 00:10:57,078 --> 00:11:00,790 - She's asking me... - What are you gonna do with your life'? 128 00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:03,751 Three years old! I was this close to bursting into tears... 129 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:08,464 when suddenly out of nowhere my mother picks me up like a super hero. 130 00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:15,305 Angie, some stories don't fit inside a person's mouth. 131 00:11:15,388 --> 00:11:18,892 Some stories just have to tell themselves. 132 00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:24,355 That's what she said. 133 00:11:26,191 --> 00:11:30,486 I guess I'll just have to let my story tell itself. 134 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:33,114 - Angela Scacci... - Scacciapensieri. 135 00:11:35,575 --> 00:11:38,912 I've been seeing the same gynecologist since I'm 14. 136 00:11:38,995 --> 00:11:43,374 But, Jackie, my boss, she says this Dr. Gould, he's the best. 137 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:46,044 Don't be nervous. He's one of the top men in the field! 138 00:11:46,127 --> 00:11:48,755 He treats the mayor's wife. 139 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,925 - No kiddin'? - Yes! 140 00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:57,555 Good morning, Doctor. 141 00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:59,807 Hi. 142 00:12:03,144 --> 00:12:05,313 - Angie. - Dr. Gould. 143 00:12:05,396 --> 00:12:08,399 - How ya doin'? - Please sit down. 144 00:12:08,524 --> 00:12:10,401 All right. 145 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:14,906 - Are your periods always regular? - Usually like clockwork. 146 00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:17,200 Every 28 days. 147 00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:20,119 I got your name from Jackie Short... Schwartz. She's my boss. 148 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:25,291 Ijust, um, didn't want to go to the same gynecologist as half my neighborhood. 149 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,835 - Go ahead and lie down. - All right. 150 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:32,173 Place your legs in the stirrups, please. 151 00:12:34,717 --> 00:12:36,886 Scoot down, please. 152 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:40,014 Come on down a little further. 153 00:12:40,098 --> 00:12:44,644 You know, Jackie was my date at my senior prom. 154 00:12:44,727 --> 00:12:48,398 No kidding? 155 00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:52,485 So... you think you might be pregnant, huh? 156 00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:54,487 Yeah. 157 00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:57,323 Please don't feel self-conscious about my height. 158 00:12:57,407 --> 00:12:59,909 Oh, God, no, of course not. 159 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:02,412 L-|-| think it's nice you don't have to bend or nothin'. 160 00:13:02,495 --> 00:13:06,165 I always think gynecologists must have such back problems. 161 00:13:09,127 --> 00:13:11,629 - Ow, Jesus, Angie! - Hold still. 162 00:13:11,713 --> 00:13:14,382 - That one don't got a head. - Yeah, it does. It's a real juicy one. 163 00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:16,509 It could fill an eclair. 164 00:13:16,592 --> 00:13:19,971 - Ow! Ow! That's enough. - All right. 165 00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:23,516 You're a very weird girl. It ain't a sportin' event. 166 00:13:23,558 --> 00:13:26,060 - You set the alarm? - Yeah. 167 00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:29,605 - Come here. - Vinnie, we gotta talk. 168 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:32,066 - We'll talk tomorrow. - No, listen to me. 169 00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:35,236 - Angie, you know how beautiful you are'? - Vinnie? 170 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,197 - Oh my God, Vinnie. - Talk to me. Go ahead. 171 00:13:38,239 --> 00:13:41,326 - I'm gonna throw up! Get off! - What? 172 00:13:41,409 --> 00:13:44,370 Oh, God! 173 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:49,083 - Are you all right'? - I'm fine. 174 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:52,253 Itwasn't you, I swear. You were great. 175 00:13:52,337 --> 00:13:56,466 Oh, yeah. lfl make a girl puke, I know I showed her a good time. 176 00:13:56,549 --> 00:13:59,302 What's wrong? You got like a virus or something? 177 00:13:59,385 --> 00:14:02,013 You know what that's from'? It's from all those elevators in the city. 178 00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:05,099 You keep breathing air that's been breathed through somebody else's nostrils. 179 00:14:05,183 --> 00:14:09,228 - And it makes you sick. - I'm pregnant. 180 00:14:09,312 --> 00:14:11,939 - You're what? - I'm pregnant. 181 00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:14,484 For real'? 182 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:17,570 Yeah. Remember that time at Pop's house... 183 00:14:17,653 --> 00:14:20,531 Angie, that is so fucking wonderful! 184 00:14:20,615 --> 00:14:23,201 - We're gonna have a baby! - Vinnie, no! Put me down! 185 00:14:23,284 --> 00:14:25,244 Or we won't be able to sleep in this room neither. - I'm sorry. 186 00:14:25,328 --> 00:14:27,580 - Put me down quick. - I'm sorry. Here. 187 00:14:27,622 --> 00:14:30,083 Lie back, relax. Okay? 188 00:14:30,124 --> 00:14:32,543 - You all right'? - Uh-huh. 189 00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:36,130 - Oh, man, this is great! When's he due? - December 25th. 190 00:14:36,214 --> 00:14:40,718 December friggin' 25th! The baby's gonna pop out like Jesus Christ. 191 00:14:40,802 --> 00:14:44,597 That is fuckin' unbelievable. That is so fuckin' unbelievable. 192 00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:46,933 Vinnie, please, the neighbors are gonna hear. 193 00:14:46,974 --> 00:14:50,061 Who gives a shit? I want 'em to hear! I want everybody to know! 194 00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:52,647 - Hey, I'm havin' a baby! - Way to go, Vinnie! 195 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:55,274 We're gettin' married right away, Ange, okay? 196 00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:58,111 It don't matter if it's a boy or a girl or whatever... 197 00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:00,988 'cause whatever we have this time, we'll go and have the other one the next time. 198 00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:05,451 Next time? Calm down. This one ain't even born yet. 199 00:15:05,493 --> 00:15:09,539 Angie, I'm gonna make you happy. 200 00:15:09,622 --> 00:15:13,084 I swear it. Anything. 201 00:15:17,171 --> 00:15:20,216 - Thank you. Thank you. - Oh. 202 00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:22,552 Saltines. 203 00:15:22,635 --> 00:15:26,389 My sister when she was pregnant with the twins and had the morning sickness... 204 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:29,058 - she said the saltines helped her. - Oh. 205 00:15:29,142 --> 00:15:32,854 So tomorrow I'm gonna go out and get you a dozen boxes. 206 00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:36,649 You want something now? - No, no, Vinnie, please, I'm just scared, okay? 207 00:15:36,732 --> 00:15:39,694 Promise me we're not gonna turn out like Tina and Jerry, okay? 208 00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:42,196 Tell me we're special. 209 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:46,033 We're special, baby. You make us special. 210 00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:49,579 I know that. 211 00:15:49,662 --> 00:15:54,083 But enough's enough. Angela, I mean, you can be special and normal too. 212 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:58,254 A house, a crib, a nice normal life. 213 00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:03,468 I mean, I can't wait. Can you, huh? 214 00:16:06,345 --> 00:16:08,306 Oh, boy. 215 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:26,699 - Pop. - Hi, Ange. 216 00:16:28,326 --> 00:16:31,370 I've got some good news. Me and Vinnie are gonna get married. 217 00:16:31,454 --> 00:16:33,831 - You and Vinnie? - We're gonna have a baby. 218 00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:36,125 You're havin' a baby? Ahh! 219 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:40,213 Oh, I'm so pleased! That's fantastic! 220 00:16:41,797 --> 00:16:45,801 Hey, come here! She's going to get married. She's having a baby. 221 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:52,266 - It's a breast pump! - You are gonna thank me for this. 222 00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:54,685 Let's make a toast to the baby. 223 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:56,854 To the baby. 224 00:17:00,525 --> 00:17:03,444 You're gonna love it, Angie, the whole thing. 225 00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:07,949 It's the most beautiful experience a woman can have. - Damn straight! 226 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:11,577 Except for the water retention. My hands swelled up so much... 227 00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:14,413 I had to go to a jeweler to get my rings cut off. 228 00:17:14,497 --> 00:17:18,251 Forget the hands. How 'bout the way your breasts swell up'? 229 00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:23,130 - I leaked so bad, I ruined 12 blouses. - Oh, my God. 230 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,132 That stuff, it doesn't come out. 231 00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:28,427 Stop it! You'll give her nightmares for the next seven months. 232 00:17:28,511 --> 00:17:32,848 - It really is a beautiful experience. - Of course it is. 233 00:17:33,891 --> 00:17:35,851 Oh, I'm... 234 00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:39,480 When I was born, my mother, she pushed so hard she had a B.M. right there on the table. 235 00:17:39,522 --> 00:17:43,276 Ah, I'm gonna uh... I gotta take a walk. 236 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:46,821 - Angie, don't listen to them. - I'm sorry! 237 00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:50,283 So, when are you gonna start gettin' big? 238 00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:53,744 You're gonna look so sexy when you get some meat on your bones. 239 00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:57,915 Hey, look, baby names. 240 00:17:57,999 --> 00:18:02,461 Will I be sexy when my breasts are leakin' and l'm having bowel movements on the table'? 241 00:18:02,545 --> 00:18:04,964 - What? - Nothing. 242 00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:08,426 What about Joey or Johnny if it's a boy'? Johnny or Jimmy? 243 00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:10,511 Or Debbie if it's a girl? 244 00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:13,139 For those you need a book? 245 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,932 For instance, all right'? 246 00:18:15,016 --> 00:18:17,518 What about Marie after my grandmother? 247 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,314 The woman who said I was a slut, who'd chew your heart up and spit it on the pavement! 248 00:18:21,397 --> 00:18:23,899 It's just her way, all right'? 249 00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:27,737 - How come we never go to a museum? - Don't start with that. 250 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:30,406 It's a nice day out. I don't wanna think about a museum. 251 00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:34,744 These pictures ain't so hard. You can see people in 'em and everything. 252 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:41,000 That broad needs to get laid. 253 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,836 Come on, fatty, I'll buy ya a Carvel. 254 00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:04,023 Pop'? - Hi, Ange. I called before. You weren't home. 255 00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:06,651 - Come in. - How ya doin'? 256 00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:09,278 - I'm all right. How are you? - Good, good, good. 257 00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:12,448 - What's in the box? - A present. 258 00:19:12,531 --> 00:19:15,743 - Yeah? - Open it. 259 00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:22,249 - A wedding dress. - You ain't bought one yet, have you? 260 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,377 - No. - Oh, good. 261 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:28,047 It's the one your mother wore the day she married me. 262 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,259 Oh, my God. 263 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,303 - Oh, Pop! - Isn't it beautiful? 264 00:19:34,387 --> 00:19:38,015 Here. Look at the rest of it. 265 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,519 - Look at all these beads. - Whoa! 266 00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:44,605 Angie, now that is a wedding dress! 267 00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:49,694 Excuse me, Frank. Sorry. 268 00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:52,321 I think it'll mean a lot to her... 269 00:19:52,405 --> 00:19:55,950 if you wore it on your wedding day. 270 00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:59,704 My God, Pop. I can't believe you saved it all this time. 271 00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:02,248 - Oh, honey, baby. - Thank you. 272 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:04,542 You don't throw out a thing like that! 273 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,919 You can let it out too! I mean, don't worry. 274 00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:10,381 - I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat. - Shut up. 275 00:20:10,423 --> 00:20:12,758 Your mother doesn't know I did this. 276 00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:16,429 When she sees you walking down the aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her. 277 00:20:16,512 --> 00:20:20,433 - This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother. - Of course, she is your mother. 278 00:20:20,516 --> 00:20:23,185 - She's not, Pop, no offense. - She raised you since you were seven. 279 00:20:23,269 --> 00:20:25,396 - Stay outta this! - Angie, don't start, huh? 280 00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:28,065 For over 2O years, that woman tried to get you to like her. 281 00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:31,777 - Now at least show her some respect. - I ain't wearing her dress! 282 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:35,364 How the hell did you get so goddamn selfish? 283 00:20:35,448 --> 00:20:38,200 That woman saved my life when I was married to your mother. 284 00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:40,453 She helped me through the worst period of my life. 285 00:20:40,536 --> 00:20:43,289 You were seeing Kathy when you were still married to my mother? 286 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,583 - Forget I mentioned the whole thing. - Were you seeing her? 287 00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:48,127 - Gimme the goddamn box! - Everybody, calm down. 288 00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:50,671 - Take it easy, Ange. Calm down! - Let me go! 289 00:20:50,755 --> 00:20:52,590 Ow! Jesus! 290 00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:56,719 I'm bleedin! What are you, out of your mind? 291 00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:13,736 Come on, everybody. Good. Make a line. 292 00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:15,988 Keep together. 293 00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:18,657 Maria? 294 00:21:18,741 --> 00:21:20,826 I saw that! 295 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:23,245 Let's go, come on. 296 00:23:24,325 --> 00:23:27,494 It breaks a lot of rules, this picture. 297 00:23:27,578 --> 00:23:30,122 Empty space on the left. 298 00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:34,793 The pair of them looking at the short side of the frame, but it works! 299 00:23:34,877 --> 00:23:40,174 All this emptiness reinforces their isolation. Don't you think? 300 00:23:42,843 --> 00:23:44,720 Are you all right'? 301 00:23:44,803 --> 00:23:48,223 Yeah, lwill be... if you leave. 302 00:23:53,854 --> 00:23:57,232 God. 303 00:24:15,501 --> 00:24:17,503 Excuse me! 304 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:21,131 Excuse me, ma'am. There's no eating in the museum. 305 00:24:21,215 --> 00:24:24,176 I'll have to take those. - Trust me. You want me to eat these crackers. 306 00:24:24,218 --> 00:24:28,138 - There are signs posted. No food or beverages... - Pal, if I don't eat these... 307 00:24:28,222 --> 00:24:31,892 you're gonna have a new kind of modern art on your floor. - I don't make the rules. 308 00:24:31,976 --> 00:24:34,520 - Then I'm going to have to puke on your paintings. - I have to ask you to leave. 309 00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:36,188 Hey, get your hands... 310 00:24:36,271 --> 00:24:41,110 Calm down, please! - Take it easy, pal. The lady's feelin' nauseous. 311 00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:46,240 An extreme reaction to Degas, lwill admit. If it had been Picasso... 312 00:24:46,323 --> 00:24:49,076 - You know this man? - I've never seen him before in my life. 313 00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:51,078 She's waiting for a formal introduction. Could you do the honors? 314 00:24:51,161 --> 00:24:54,873 - Get off me. Why don't you throw him out? - He's not eating. 315 00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:05,718 Here we go, outside. Thank you very much. 316 00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:09,221 - Have a nice day. - Your museum's overrated. 317 00:25:09,263 --> 00:25:12,474 And the guards at the Whitney could kick your ass. 318 00:25:14,601 --> 00:25:18,063 Look, it was interesting meeting you. 319 00:25:18,105 --> 00:25:20,691 Have a nice life. I'm sure it'll be a short one. 320 00:25:20,774 --> 00:25:23,235 We haven't met. My name's Noel. Yours, please? 321 00:25:23,277 --> 00:25:26,864 Ralph. - If we're giving real names, mine's Denise. 322 00:25:26,947 --> 00:25:29,241 Are you lonely or horny? What's your problem? - I'm Irish. 323 00:25:29,283 --> 00:25:32,286 Which often gets confused for lonely and horny. 324 00:25:32,327 --> 00:25:35,748 You seemed to really like that Degas painting. - Yeah, well... 325 00:25:35,789 --> 00:25:39,168 it looks like a lot of marriages I've seen. 326 00:25:39,251 --> 00:25:42,963 - So, you some kind of artist or something? - I'm an international lawyer. 327 00:25:43,047 --> 00:25:45,549 - You? - Brain surgeon. Mount Sinai. 328 00:25:45,632 --> 00:25:47,843 I remember you from right after the accident. 329 00:25:47,926 --> 00:25:52,056 You said I didn't need that cerebral cortex. - That was me. 330 00:25:52,097 --> 00:25:55,768 Shamelessly obvious pass, but can I buy you dinner? 331 00:25:55,851 --> 00:25:59,521 Denise, just 'cause I get thrown out of a museum, don't mean I'm a cheap lay. 332 00:25:59,605 --> 00:26:02,107 - Dinner and a movie? I'm kidding! - I gotta go. 333 00:26:02,191 --> 00:26:05,694 Just hang on a minute. Let me give you my number. 334 00:26:11,116 --> 00:26:13,660 Here you are. Come on. 335 00:26:13,744 --> 00:26:17,081 We could get thrown out of the Guggenheim together. 336 00:26:32,012 --> 00:26:34,473 All right, you, leave right now... 337 00:26:34,515 --> 00:26:37,684 and I won't use this Glock nine millimeter I'm holdin'... 338 00:26:37,768 --> 00:26:40,437 to blow your face through the back of your head! 339 00:26:40,521 --> 00:26:42,564 Not, "Gee, honey, great to see ya!" 340 00:26:42,648 --> 00:26:44,942 But it's the most you said to me in about a week. 341 00:26:44,983 --> 00:26:48,654 Vinnie, you idiot! My God, you scared the shit outta me. 342 00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:52,574 Angela, what the fuck is goin' on here? 343 00:26:52,658 --> 00:26:55,744 I go to touch you and you pull away from me. 344 00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:59,998 I call you on the phone, you don't want to talk to me! - Vinnie, go home. 345 00:27:00,082 --> 00:27:04,294 Ijust... I gotta have some time to myself. 346 00:27:04,378 --> 00:27:07,131 - Oh, come on with that bullshit! - Why is that bullshit? 347 00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:10,968 You don't know everything. You're not Carnac the Magnificent! 348 00:27:11,051 --> 00:27:13,470 You don't know what's goin' on inside a person's head. 349 00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:21,228 - The eggplants are comin' very nice. - Yeah, good. 350 00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:24,064 Don't put too much water on 'em. 351 00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:28,235 - How's the tomatoes? - Good! Good fruit. 352 00:27:28,318 --> 00:27:30,279 Hi, Pop. Hi, Kathy. 353 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,949 - Hi, Ange. - Angie! Ah, listen... 354 00:27:34,032 --> 00:27:37,703 Garden looks beautiful, Kathy. I mean it. You got the touch. 355 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:41,748 Listen, I never really said congratulations about Vinnie and the baby. 356 00:27:41,832 --> 00:27:46,044 It's okay. - No, it's not. The baby outweighs everything, Angie. 357 00:27:46,128 --> 00:27:49,506 It's a miracle from God. 358 00:27:49,590 --> 00:27:52,134 I just hope you realize what a precious gift it is. 359 00:28:12,654 --> 00:28:16,074 Pop, I'm sorry about the other day. 360 00:28:16,158 --> 00:28:18,744 Cooled off real nice, huh? 361 00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:21,496 God must've finally won a game of cards. 362 00:28:23,373 --> 00:28:26,752 Pop, I know you don't wanna talk about it, but... 363 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:29,046 Why'd you have an affair on my mother? 364 00:28:29,129 --> 00:28:31,465 Why do you gotta start, Angie, huh? 365 00:28:31,506 --> 00:28:34,009 Did you love her? 366 00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:42,851 Angie, you can never understand what it was like livin' with her. 367 00:28:42,893 --> 00:28:45,520 Finding her in her nightgown in the snow... 368 00:28:45,646 --> 00:28:48,649 dancin' with her lips all blue. 369 00:28:50,192 --> 00:28:52,778 So she danced in the snow. 370 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,697 Maybe she liked it. Maybe she loved life more than you and... 371 00:28:55,781 --> 00:28:59,326 Angie, I can't talk about this, all right'? 372 00:28:59,368 --> 00:29:01,870 She's gone. We have a life here. That's it. 373 00:29:01,954 --> 00:29:06,750 - Fine. I understand. - No! No. Some thingsjust end, Angela. 374 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:10,587 - This is one of 'em. - Fine. 375 00:29:13,674 --> 00:29:16,218 Exhale, turn left. 376 00:29:16,301 --> 00:29:19,596 Again, way up. Lift, exhale. 377 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,516 And lift. 378 00:29:22,557 --> 00:29:24,559 And back, hunching forward. 379 00:29:24,601 --> 00:29:26,728 Left arm, right. Let the shoulders... 380 00:29:26,812 --> 00:29:31,316 Look at her. Nine months pregnant, she goes on tape wearing white spandex. 381 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,695 I don't know. I like this tape. They don't work you out so hard. 382 00:29:34,778 --> 00:29:37,489 Gimme that back! I'm gonna kill you! 383 00:29:37,572 --> 00:29:41,159 Hey, what is going on in there, huh? 384 00:29:41,243 --> 00:29:45,414 - Nothing. - All right, so just relax, okay? Relax! 385 00:29:45,497 --> 00:29:48,834 Oh, they are gettin' so weird! 386 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:51,545 Richie took the little one, turned him upside down like a mop... 387 00:29:51,628 --> 00:29:54,756 and practically did the floor. 388 00:29:54,881 --> 00:29:58,468 - What's this? - This is a guy. 389 00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:01,555 - A guy guy'? - The "guyest." 390 00:30:01,638 --> 00:30:04,182 - Angela, what're you doin'? - I met him in that museum. 391 00:30:04,224 --> 00:30:08,270 He's a real nutjob, but he's cute. He's from Ireland. 392 00:30:08,353 --> 00:30:10,856 - Ijust don't know if I wanna call him. - You're pregnant. 393 00:30:10,897 --> 00:30:13,984 You're getting married. You're carrying around some foreigner's number... 394 00:30:14,067 --> 00:30:16,987 in your pocket like it's gonna burn too big a hole to be lost in the bag. 395 00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:21,033 I think you wanna call him. You're gonna end up on Oprah. 396 00:30:21,074 --> 00:30:25,287 I've been avoiding Vinnie like the plague. He don't know what to think. 397 00:30:25,370 --> 00:30:29,624 Well, he's not the only one, darlin'. 398 00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:32,544 Very nice! I leave you five minutes, I got a big mess. 399 00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:27,474 - You paint these? - Depends. 400 00:31:27,557 --> 00:31:31,269 - Do you like them? - Uh, depends. What are they? 401 00:31:31,353 --> 00:31:34,189 That one is "Rush Hour in Manhattan." 402 00:31:34,231 --> 00:31:38,318 Uh-huh. I do like 'em. So'd you paint 'em'? 403 00:31:38,443 --> 00:31:41,279 I modeled. That's me on the left. 404 00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:46,952 I used to be thinner. 405 00:31:54,459 --> 00:31:57,546 I can't believe the elevator opens up right into your apartment. 406 00:31:57,629 --> 00:32:00,465 So cool. 407 00:32:00,549 --> 00:32:03,677 I'm a little nervous. I haven't had a morning after in a long time. 408 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,721 You? I got up and cooked! 409 00:32:06,805 --> 00:32:09,891 I feel like me mother. Next I'm gonna vacuum. 410 00:32:09,975 --> 00:32:12,227 Are you tellin' me you've never done this before? - Never! 411 00:32:12,269 --> 00:32:16,148 But, uh, could you hurry it up, please? I have to be back at the Met at 11:30. 412 00:32:16,189 --> 00:32:19,818 That accent lets you get away with a shitload, huh? 413 00:32:19,901 --> 00:32:23,613 It's a crap accent. Yours is the ace one. 414 00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:26,658 Hey, so, just because I get thrown out of the museum... 415 00:32:26,741 --> 00:32:30,245 don't mean I'm a cheap lay. 416 00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:33,707 - Good. Very DeNiro. - Thank you. 417 00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:37,752 - Can you do mine? Go on, give it a try. - No. 418 00:32:37,836 --> 00:32:39,421 All right. 419 00:32:39,504 --> 00:32:42,799 Pink hearts, yellow stars, orange moons, green clovers. 420 00:32:42,883 --> 00:32:45,469 Magically delicious! 421 00:32:45,552 --> 00:32:49,306 What have the Irish ever done to you to make you hate us so much'? 422 00:32:49,389 --> 00:32:51,141 Bagels. 423 00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:55,896 - So, Noel, you like kids? - Sure. 424 00:32:55,937 --> 00:33:00,567 That's why I stayed one 'til lwas 35... 38, 42... Hike! 425 00:33:02,944 --> 00:33:06,490 - Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em. - You don't say. 426 00:33:09,409 --> 00:33:13,914 - What's the music? - Jules Massenet. It's from a ballet. 427 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:19,628 It's all about a guy and a girl... and death. 428 00:33:19,669 --> 00:33:21,671 And death comes to take the guy. 429 00:33:21,755 --> 00:33:26,927 You know, death: White face, black tights, bad attitude. 430 00:33:26,968 --> 00:33:31,806 And the girl tricks death into taking her instead of the guy. 431 00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:34,518 - Hmm. - Atta girl. 432 00:33:40,941 --> 00:33:43,443 - This an Irish chick? - Huh? 433 00:33:43,527 --> 00:33:47,656 - She obviously ain't Italian! - Shut up. 434 00:34:09,553 --> 00:34:11,596 How you doin'? 435 00:34:13,557 --> 00:34:16,142 WOW! 436 00:34:20,689 --> 00:34:22,691 Hello. 437 00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:28,321 You must be my 12:00. 438 00:34:29,155 --> 00:34:31,157 So, what is this? 439 00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:34,869 - It's an office. - Yes, I see that. 440 00:34:34,953 --> 00:34:38,415 Your machine said to try you at your office. 441 00:34:38,498 --> 00:34:41,751 You know, here I thought you were an artist. 442 00:34:41,835 --> 00:34:46,298 - I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit. - I told you I was a lawyer. 443 00:34:46,381 --> 00:34:48,425 Yeah, but you never tell the truth. 444 00:34:48,508 --> 00:34:52,220 Well, the lonely painter in the loft was working so well, and people hate lawyers. 445 00:34:52,304 --> 00:34:55,599 No, people hate lies. 446 00:34:55,682 --> 00:34:59,102 So, is this really yours? Maybe you rented it to impress me. 447 00:34:59,185 --> 00:35:02,355 No, I rented the apartment to impress you. 448 00:35:02,439 --> 00:35:06,026 Let's make a system of bells. One ring, you're full of shit; Two, you're not. 449 00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:07,861 Fine, so, what do you do? 450 00:35:07,944 --> 00:35:10,363 - I'm a fashion model. - Bong! 451 00:35:10,405 --> 00:35:13,033 - Screw you! - Well. 452 00:35:13,074 --> 00:35:15,910 What I mean is, you're far too intelligent. - Yes. 453 00:35:15,994 --> 00:35:18,330 Good save, but screw you anyway. 454 00:35:18,413 --> 00:35:22,042 Never met a woman like you. 455 00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:25,045 I've met teamsters like you. 456 00:35:25,128 --> 00:35:27,088 Teamster ever do this? 457 00:35:29,883 --> 00:35:33,803 Yeah, but I told him lwas married and that was the end of it. 458 00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:43,063 Should I come back at 1:00? 459 00:35:46,483 --> 00:35:49,277 How many times has this happened to you? 460 00:35:49,361 --> 00:35:51,321 At Dopodomani Plumbers we guarantee... 461 00:35:51,404 --> 00:35:54,074 Cut, cut, cut. Vinnie, we gotta do it again. 462 00:35:54,157 --> 00:35:57,160 You're doin' great, but remember you're a little stiff. 463 00:35:57,243 --> 00:35:59,245 What's the first thing I said to you about the camera? 464 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:01,414 - "The camera is your..." - My friend. 465 00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:03,750 Right. And it's never gonna talk back to you. - Right. 466 00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:07,796 Say whatever you want. Just talk to the camera, nice, friendly... 467 00:36:07,837 --> 00:36:10,131 All right. Thanks. 468 00:36:11,758 --> 00:36:14,260 - Okay. Ready, Vinnie? - Oh, yeah. 469 00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:17,138 Okay. Ready... action. 470 00:36:20,475 --> 00:36:23,978 How many times has this happened to you? - Cut. 471 00:36:24,062 --> 00:36:27,065 - What's the matter? - That smile. You know how to smile? 472 00:36:27,107 --> 00:36:28,858 I'm not smilin'? 473 00:36:30,944 --> 00:36:33,905 - Just dial... 1-9-1-0... - No, no, no. 474 00:36:33,988 --> 00:36:35,782 - What? - Vinnie. Vinnie. 475 00:36:35,865 --> 00:36:39,160 Just dial 9-1-0, P-L-U-M-M... 476 00:36:39,244 --> 00:36:41,204 - No, no! - What? 477 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:48,420 Let me ask you a question. How many times has this happened to you? 478 00:36:48,503 --> 00:36:52,757 At Dopodomani Plumbers, we guarantee we can lick any problem in one hour or less... 479 00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:55,635 or it's no charge to you; Get your money back. 480 00:36:55,677 --> 00:36:57,971 Just dial... 481 00:36:58,054 --> 00:37:01,808 9-1-0 Plummers. P-L-U-M-M-E-R-S. 482 00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:05,937 - Vinnie, hand me a ratchet. - Sure. 483 00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:09,899 Dopodomani Plumbers, because you never know what you'll find under your sink. 484 00:37:09,983 --> 00:37:13,611 And... cut! ltwas great, Vinnie. Everything worked. 485 00:37:13,653 --> 00:37:16,573 - Itwas all right. Don't wanna look like an idiot. - It was great. 486 00:37:16,656 --> 00:37:19,784 Can't help the way you look, but you sounded great. - You're very funny. 487 00:37:19,826 --> 00:37:22,662 - You know Tina? You'll probably like her. - Yeah? She single? 488 00:37:22,746 --> 00:37:24,164 - How much'? - Ah, $600. 489 00:37:24,247 --> 00:37:26,166 - Thought we said five. - Six. 490 00:37:26,249 --> 00:37:30,503 - Here you go. Better look good. - You look great. 491 00:37:30,587 --> 00:37:33,798 - Come on, Ange, let's go. I'm hungry. - So go eat. 492 00:37:33,882 --> 00:37:35,842 What are you doin'? Get outta there. We're done. 493 00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:38,970 - No. - What do you mean, "No"? 494 00:37:39,053 --> 00:37:42,182 - Come on, let's go. Come on. - No. 495 00:37:42,223 --> 00:37:46,770 I have never been so humiliated in my whole life. You didn't even see my face. 496 00:37:46,853 --> 00:37:50,982 It's acting, Angela. Do you think the guy in The Elephant Man said... 497 00:37:51,065 --> 00:37:53,985 "l ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't gonna see my face"? Huh? 498 00:37:54,027 --> 00:37:56,321 - Ow! - Besides, your legs look terrific. 499 00:37:56,404 --> 00:38:00,742 - And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms." - It's somebody else's number. 500 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,246 - You did a good job. - Thank you. You, too. 501 00:38:05,371 --> 00:38:08,208 Thank you. 502 00:38:08,249 --> 00:38:11,211 So, I forgot to tell ya. 503 00:38:11,252 --> 00:38:14,631 - Took out a homeowners loan yesterday. - Huh? 504 00:38:14,714 --> 00:38:18,134 I bought a house. - You forgot to tell me. What, are you crazy? 505 00:38:18,176 --> 00:38:21,513 It's the sweetest little place you've ever seen on Eighty-fourth Street, baby. 506 00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:25,183 - You're serious! - Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage. 507 00:38:25,266 --> 00:38:27,727 It's got a little room for the baby. You should've seen it. 508 00:38:27,811 --> 00:38:31,856 You're damn right I should've seen it before you took out a loan on a house! 509 00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:34,651 A whole house! Ain't I supposed to live in it too'? 510 00:38:34,734 --> 00:38:37,904 Realtor said another couple were gonna make an offer. I had to move on it! 511 00:38:37,987 --> 00:38:41,908 You've been goin' places with a realtor behind my back? 512 00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:46,496 - Huh? - Angela, you've seemed edgy lately. 513 00:38:46,579 --> 00:38:49,499 I thought I'd look at a few places, check 'em out first. 514 00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:52,001 Do all the legwork and then show 'em to you. 515 00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:55,129 I never thought I'd have to say "yes" to one on the spot. 516 00:38:58,925 --> 00:39:01,302 All right, Vinnie, look. 517 00:39:01,386 --> 00:39:04,305 I've been thinkin' about this so I'm just gonna come out and say it. 518 00:39:04,305 --> 00:39:06,683 I don't think it's a good idea our gettin' married. 519 00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:11,521 - I don't think we'd be good for each other. - Angela, don't bust my balls. 520 00:39:11,604 --> 00:39:15,108 - You see it first. Then if you don't like it... - It's notjust the house. 521 00:39:15,191 --> 00:39:17,819 - It's everything, all right! - Oh, here she goes. 522 00:39:17,902 --> 00:39:21,322 - She's gonna try and be all serious now. - I am serious as cancer! 523 00:39:21,406 --> 00:39:24,033 It's not something you can talk me out of, so please don't try. 524 00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:27,745 You know what I'm like when I'm certain and I am certain about this. 525 00:39:28,872 --> 00:39:31,624 This is crazy. Are you really that mad'? 526 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:35,003 It's not crazy! It's how I feel! I'm sorry. 527 00:39:35,086 --> 00:39:37,463 Hey, where're you goin'? 528 00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:43,511 I don't believe this. I don't fucking believe this! 529 00:39:43,595 --> 00:39:46,848 Vin, please, you had to see it comin'. 530 00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:48,558 Goddammit! 531 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,561 Goddammit! Get outta the fucking way! 532 00:39:52,562 --> 00:39:54,355 Hey, you son-of-a-bitch! 533 00:39:59,861 --> 00:40:03,406 Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'? 534 00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:05,617 Goddamn motherfucker! 535 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:16,085 Vinnie, cut it out. Come on! 536 00:40:16,169 --> 00:40:19,714 Jesus. What are you doin'? 537 00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:37,523 All right. 538 00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:40,234 Now, say it to me again. 539 00:40:40,318 --> 00:40:43,571 I can't go out with you no more, Vinnie. 540 00:40:43,613 --> 00:40:47,325 You can't go out with me no more'? 541 00:40:49,911 --> 00:40:52,246 You're pregnant with my baby. 542 00:40:52,288 --> 00:40:55,833 We're gettin' married and you can't go out with me no more'? 543 00:40:58,336 --> 00:41:02,799 Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question. And I need an answer. 544 00:41:02,882 --> 00:41:08,054 Whatever you say, that's it. No goin' back. No changin' your mind. 545 00:41:08,096 --> 00:41:12,141 'Cause I can't take it. Okay? I can't take it anymore. 546 00:41:16,270 --> 00:41:19,190 Are we gonna get married or not'? 547 00:41:19,273 --> 00:41:21,192 No. 548 00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:36,249 Have you ever loved me, Angela? No, really! 549 00:41:36,290 --> 00:41:40,086 'Cause I don't think so. 550 00:41:40,128 --> 00:41:42,422 I mean, what are people gonna think? 551 00:41:42,463 --> 00:41:45,425 What are they gonna say, huh? 552 00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:48,094 You're knocked up with my baby and you won't even marry me. 553 00:41:48,177 --> 00:41:52,390 They're gonna think I'm some kind of fucking animal. - No, Vin, come on. 554 00:41:52,432 --> 00:41:56,561 It doesn't matter what people think. You're a great guy. 555 00:41:56,644 --> 00:42:00,690 You could find somebody better in like two minutes. 556 00:42:00,773 --> 00:42:04,360 Like you found somebody? 557 00:42:04,402 --> 00:42:08,031 It ain't like that, Vin. 558 00:42:10,241 --> 00:42:13,703 That would be better, you know. 559 00:42:18,624 --> 00:42:21,085 You just don't wanna marry me. 560 00:42:26,382 --> 00:42:28,968 - Right? - Yeah. 561 00:43:07,298 --> 00:43:10,343 - Hello? - Hey, Noel, it's Angie. 562 00:43:10,426 --> 00:43:12,970 Listen, I got somethin' I gotta tell ya. 563 00:43:13,012 --> 00:43:17,308 Yeah? I got something to tell you too. No bullshit, two bells. 564 00:43:17,350 --> 00:43:20,228 Me first. My bell's louder. My bell's Big Ben. 565 00:43:20,311 --> 00:43:24,941 - You sittin'? - Sure. 566 00:43:25,024 --> 00:43:27,652 Maybe that's not enough. Maybe you better, like, get into bed. 567 00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:30,404 - What is it? - I'm pregnant. 568 00:43:30,488 --> 00:43:34,325 It's not yours. It's from before I met you. 569 00:43:35,243 --> 00:43:37,578 Oh. 570 00:43:37,662 --> 00:43:40,414 So, are we still on for dinner on Friday? 571 00:43:46,796 --> 00:43:49,257 You're okay, Noel. Whoever you are. 572 00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:52,343 What'd you have to tell me? 573 00:43:52,426 --> 00:43:56,931 You're not gonna believe this, but, uh, I'm pregnant too, and it is yours. 574 00:43:57,014 --> 00:44:00,184 How's that for coincidences? 575 00:44:35,469 --> 00:44:37,889 Careful. Excuse me. 576 00:44:37,972 --> 00:44:41,142 Sorry. What's his problem? 577 00:44:41,225 --> 00:44:43,519 - Where are we? - Right over here. 578 00:44:43,603 --> 00:44:47,106 Thank God we're on the aisle. I gotta pee every five minutes. 579 00:44:47,190 --> 00:44:49,483 Quit whinin' about your broken water! 580 00:44:49,567 --> 00:44:54,071 I've had these tickets for six months and we're not leaving now! 581 00:44:55,907 --> 00:44:57,825 I'll be fine. 582 00:46:07,061 --> 00:46:10,773 That's a Jeté Lift. 583 00:46:43,222 --> 00:46:47,727 - That's a Sissone Lancé. - Would you get over yourself. 584 00:46:53,316 --> 00:46:58,696 Oh, look. That's called... "Ouch, my balls!" 585 00:47:06,704 --> 00:47:10,166 ls this... ls this good? I mean, this is a great ballet? 586 00:47:10,249 --> 00:47:12,501 How would I know? Never saw one before. 587 00:47:12,585 --> 00:47:15,921 I just thought you'd like it. 588 00:47:17,882 --> 00:47:19,884 I do. 589 00:48:16,273 --> 00:48:18,234 What? 590 00:48:18,275 --> 00:48:21,028 What are you doin'? 591 00:48:21,112 --> 00:48:22,988 Makin' pizza. 592 00:48:23,072 --> 00:48:25,116 Pizza don't come on English muffins. 593 00:48:25,199 --> 00:48:27,118 Vinnie used to love my pizzelles. 594 00:48:27,201 --> 00:48:30,955 You never really cooked for him much, did you? 595 00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:33,499 - I admit, I never sprayed his food. - Very funny. 596 00:48:33,582 --> 00:48:36,502 You laugh alone in bed at night? 597 00:48:43,634 --> 00:48:45,886 What are you doin'? 598 00:48:45,970 --> 00:48:47,930 It's my breathing exercises. 599 00:48:48,013 --> 00:48:50,099 - That can't be good for the baby. - It's Lamaze. 600 00:48:50,182 --> 00:48:53,894 Fine. When the kid gets asthma, God forbid, don't come runnin' to me. 601 00:48:54,019 --> 00:48:56,897 - You can't be serious! - Come on, I'm watching! 602 00:48:56,981 --> 00:49:01,777 In my day, women did not need Lamaze or VCRs in the delivery room. 603 00:49:01,861 --> 00:49:04,071 They all had drugs. They slept through the whole thing. 604 00:49:04,113 --> 00:49:07,616 Really? I can tell you there were a lot fewer Caesareans. 605 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,954 'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't wait to get their careers goin' before kids. 606 00:49:12,037 --> 00:49:15,249 Because motherhood was a career, the most important career! 607 00:49:15,291 --> 00:49:17,501 Yeah, well, the pay stinks. 608 00:49:17,585 --> 00:49:22,423 It amazes me how people who have never been through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong. 609 00:49:22,465 --> 00:49:25,926 Angie! - No, tell her. She's always on my case with little digs. 610 00:49:26,010 --> 00:49:28,304 It'd be so much easier for me if Vinnie were still around. 611 00:49:28,387 --> 00:49:30,723 I'm not gaining enough weight for my height... - You're not. 612 00:49:30,806 --> 00:49:33,058 'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food. Two more weeks of this... 613 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:37,563 That's enough! - Kathy, when you have a baby come and talk to me. 614 00:49:37,646 --> 00:49:40,691 Until then, don't stick your nose where it ain't never been. 615 00:49:40,774 --> 00:49:43,694 Excuse me. 616 00:49:46,947 --> 00:49:50,409 - What? What'd I do? - I hope you're happy now! 617 00:49:50,493 --> 00:49:53,829 She has been there, Angie. She lost a baby her first marriage. 618 00:49:53,913 --> 00:49:55,789 - Didn't live an hour. - How am I supposed to know that? 619 00:49:55,873 --> 00:49:59,168 You weren't! You were just supposed to be a little nicer. 620 00:49:59,251 --> 00:50:02,463 You're supposed to treat her like your mother. 621 00:50:06,175 --> 00:50:09,303 I just don't think it's right, the whole thing with Noel. 622 00:50:09,386 --> 00:50:11,430 Don't start, please. 623 00:50:11,472 --> 00:50:13,974 You see him, what, once, twice a week? 624 00:50:14,099 --> 00:50:16,227 - He never met your parents. - Oh, yeah. 625 00:50:16,310 --> 00:50:19,897 And you never talk about what's gonna happen after the baby's born. 626 00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,982 He's my vacation from all that. 627 00:50:22,066 --> 00:50:25,569 How do you know what kind of father he's gonna be? 628 00:50:25,653 --> 00:50:28,531 When lwas pregnant, all Jerry ever talked about... 629 00:50:28,614 --> 00:50:31,075 was how he was gonna teach the kids stick ball. 630 00:50:31,158 --> 00:50:35,079 I guess they can't all be Jerry, huh? 631 00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:37,957 I'm sorry. Could we just do this please? 632 00:50:37,998 --> 00:50:42,002 Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin' the whole focal point. 633 00:50:42,127 --> 00:50:44,338 I ain't using this as no focal point. 634 00:50:44,421 --> 00:50:46,757 Ain't you got something else? 635 00:50:46,799 --> 00:50:50,261 You gonna bring a roll of cookie dough in the delivery room'? - Why not'? 636 00:50:50,386 --> 00:50:52,513 - Maybe, I don't know. - What've you got? 637 00:50:52,555 --> 00:50:54,890 How 'bout this? 638 00:50:54,974 --> 00:50:59,812 I bet this will give you something to concentrate on when you're in labor! 639 00:50:59,895 --> 00:51:01,647 If I had this, I wouldn't be in labor. 640 00:51:01,730 --> 00:51:04,650 - Give it to me. I need it! - It's mine now! 641 00:51:06,485 --> 00:51:09,363 Hey, you ready? I got the kids waitin' in the car. 642 00:51:09,446 --> 00:51:12,533 What the hell is so funny'? 643 00:51:12,616 --> 00:51:16,495 Nothing. We were just talkin' about Tina's old boyfriend. - He was so plastic! 644 00:51:16,537 --> 00:51:19,373 Finish it on the phone, will ya'? It's all you do anyway. 645 00:51:19,456 --> 00:51:23,168 Fuckin' $100 phone bills. And those calls ain't mine, you know that, Teen. 646 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:27,965 Why not'? You're the only one who's home all day. - That's real nice. That's... 647 00:51:30,676 --> 00:51:33,345 What the hell is this? 648 00:51:33,429 --> 00:51:35,723 Well, Well, Well! 649 00:51:35,806 --> 00:51:38,434 You girls havin' a little afternoon delight, huh? - Yeah. 650 00:51:38,517 --> 00:51:41,145 When did you pull this out of mothballs? 651 00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:44,857 When she realized at least that thing made noise in bed. 652 00:51:46,442 --> 00:51:49,486 She only got this in the first place because I wouldn't fuck her. 653 00:51:49,570 --> 00:51:52,406 Jerry, if I was her, lwouldn't fuck you with a rented vagina. 654 00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:55,576 You got some mouth. No wonder Vinnie dumped you. 655 00:51:55,659 --> 00:51:59,955 What the fuck is this? A body block from Petunia Pig? 656 00:52:00,039 --> 00:52:03,083 - I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant? - Shut up and let's go. 657 00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:04,710 Don't tell me to shut up. 658 00:52:04,793 --> 00:52:07,212 You just can't take I'm the only one who tells you the truth, Teen. 659 00:52:07,296 --> 00:52:11,425 You're a real saint. - If it wasn't for me makin' fun, she'd weigh 500 pounds. 660 00:52:11,508 --> 00:52:13,969 - She looks great. - Oh, yeah? 661 00:52:14,011 --> 00:52:16,305 - Come here. What size is this? - Come on. 662 00:52:16,347 --> 00:52:19,683 Cut it out! - Tell me what size it is! Eighteen? Eighteen, huh? 663 00:52:19,767 --> 00:52:23,395 - That's not a size, it's a voting age. - Get out of my fucking house! 664 00:52:23,479 --> 00:52:25,773 Ooh! What a pair of ladies we got here. 665 00:52:25,856 --> 00:52:28,442 Little Miss Toilet Mouth and Orchid, the Killer Whale. 666 00:52:28,525 --> 00:52:30,611 Let's just go, okay? I'm sorry, Angie. 667 00:52:30,694 --> 00:52:33,072 What are you sorry for'? Don't you apologize for me! 668 00:52:33,155 --> 00:52:36,909 - Get your fuckin' hands off her! - I know the two of you are get up to! 669 00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:40,579 Talk about what a fuckin' loser I am! How I can't find a fuckin' job! 670 00:52:40,663 --> 00:52:43,707 Well, your kid's gonna be a bastard! 671 00:52:43,791 --> 00:52:46,543 And who the hell do you think's gonna put up with you except a loser like me? 672 00:52:46,627 --> 00:52:48,712 Dad, leave her alone. 673 00:52:48,796 --> 00:52:52,549 I told you guys to stay in the car! 674 00:52:52,633 --> 00:52:54,635 Okay, g0, 90, 9°- 675 00:52:56,053 --> 00:52:59,056 - You fuckhead! - Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist. 676 00:53:45,102 --> 00:53:47,563 Go to sleep. 677 00:54:36,862 --> 00:54:39,948 I'll get you right now. 678 00:54:47,122 --> 00:54:49,208 Noel! Noel! 679 00:54:51,168 --> 00:54:53,086 Noel. 680 00:54:53,170 --> 00:54:54,797 - Hi. - Hey, happy Christmas. 681 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,383 - Where ya been? - My plane was late. Where's Angie? 682 00:54:58,467 --> 00:55:02,095 She's not ready. Come here. I'll get you a drink. 683 00:55:08,143 --> 00:55:12,648 All right, everybody. If you could clear the dance floor please. 684 00:55:12,731 --> 00:55:15,317 Thank you. 685 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,320 Tonight we have a very special visitor... 686 00:55:18,403 --> 00:55:20,823 - straight from the North Pole. - Yeah. 687 00:55:23,617 --> 00:55:26,620 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas. 688 00:55:26,703 --> 00:55:30,457 - Is that who I think it is? - Yes. 689 00:55:30,499 --> 00:55:33,752 - Okay, Tony, give me a hand. - You goin' up there? 690 00:55:42,302 --> 00:55:45,180 All right. 691 00:55:45,222 --> 00:55:47,975 - Give me your hand. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 692 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,191 I got a special one for you, baby. 693 00:56:04,032 --> 00:56:06,535 Yeah! 694 00:56:14,209 --> 00:56:16,044 Oh, Angie! 695 00:56:33,061 --> 00:56:34,563 Whoo! 696 00:56:46,241 --> 00:56:49,745 Angie. Oh, my God, Angie. 697 00:56:49,828 --> 00:56:53,248 Oh, my God, it's the baby! 698 00:56:58,003 --> 00:57:00,464 Yeah. Don't worry. I took care of it. 699 00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:03,926 Keep breathing. Take it easy. 700 00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:12,142 Hang in there. 701 00:57:12,225 --> 00:57:15,562 You're gonna be all right. - Excuse me, she's having a baby. Where's Maternity? 702 00:57:15,604 --> 00:57:18,065 - Fifth. - Five. Fifth floor. 703 00:57:18,106 --> 00:57:20,317 - Oh, I'm having another... - Gimme the chair. 704 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,737 - Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth. - You're okay. 705 00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:26,365 - Thank you. Sit down. - Got a chair right behind you. 706 00:57:26,406 --> 00:57:28,951 In your nose, out of your mouth. You gotta breathe. 707 00:57:29,034 --> 00:57:32,663 In... good. Out... good, Angela. 708 00:57:32,746 --> 00:57:36,708 - Here we go. Here we go. - In... out. 709 00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:39,002 Tony, she's preregistered. Check her in, please. 710 00:57:39,086 --> 00:57:41,088 - Name'? - Angie Scaci... 711 00:57:41,129 --> 00:57:46,218 Uh, Scacca... How do you pronounce Angie's last name? 712 00:57:46,259 --> 00:57:49,262 - Where's Dr. Gould? - Maybe he's stuck in traffic. 713 00:57:49,304 --> 00:57:52,391 I hope he gets here soon. Are you the coach? - I'm the coach. 714 00:57:52,516 --> 00:57:55,352 Only the coach is allowed on the L.D.R. Out of the way. Orderly! 715 00:57:55,394 --> 00:57:57,729 - Stay with me. Don't leave me! - I can't. 716 00:57:57,813 --> 00:58:01,400 He's gonna be there when you get out. I'm right here. 717 00:58:01,441 --> 00:58:04,945 - Breathe, Angie. - That's a girl. 718 00:58:05,028 --> 00:58:07,406 You're doing great. 719 00:58:07,489 --> 00:58:09,449 Hold on. I'm comin'. 720 00:58:09,533 --> 00:58:12,369 - One, two, three. - Where am I goin'? 721 00:58:17,582 --> 00:58:20,502 She's gonna be a mother. 722 00:58:23,171 --> 00:58:26,299 - Uh, do you wanna give this to Angie for me? - Oh, sure. 723 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:32,639 - Breathe with me. - Oooh, I'm dying! 724 00:58:32,681 --> 00:58:36,143 - You're not dying. Breathe. - I can't do it! I gotta go home! 725 00:58:36,226 --> 00:58:39,688 - Yes, you can. You're not breathing. - Help me, somebody! 726 00:58:39,771 --> 00:58:41,690 - Come on, breathe. - It's all right, Angie. 727 00:58:41,773 --> 00:58:45,152 - Help me! - Look at me. Look at your friend. 728 00:58:45,235 --> 00:58:47,237 That's a girl. 729 00:58:50,657 --> 00:58:52,909 S-c-a-c-c... 730 00:58:52,951 --> 00:58:55,704 l-a-p-e-n-s-i-e-r-i. 731 00:58:55,746 --> 00:58:58,290 Scacciapensieri. 732 00:58:58,415 --> 00:59:02,502 Sorry, we don't have a Scaccia-whatever in the computer. 733 00:59:02,627 --> 00:59:05,505 I have an Angie Scotch-and-soda. 734 00:59:05,630 --> 00:59:09,051 - Where? That's my patient. - Hello, Doctor. She's in Delivery. 735 00:59:09,134 --> 00:59:13,138 Thanks. Are you the grandparents? 736 00:59:13,221 --> 00:59:15,640 Don't worry. 737 00:59:15,724 --> 00:59:18,268 We'll take good care of her. 738 00:59:20,270 --> 00:59:23,523 Dr. Thorn, dial 1-8-2, please. 739 00:59:25,776 --> 00:59:28,070 - How ya doin'? Where is she? - Good. 740 00:59:28,153 --> 00:59:30,280 - Inside. - How's she doin'? 741 00:59:30,363 --> 00:59:32,282 Is that her? 742 00:59:32,324 --> 00:59:34,409 Five, six, seven, eight... 743 00:59:34,493 --> 00:59:39,748 People, people, I'm gonna have to ask you again, please wait in the lobby. 744 00:59:39,790 --> 00:59:42,000 We need these hallways clear. 745 00:59:42,084 --> 00:59:46,421 - That hurts too much! - One more time. Don't waste it. 746 00:59:46,463 --> 00:59:48,423 - I ca... - Push, push. 747 00:59:48,465 --> 00:59:50,967 - No, I can't. It hurts! - Come on. 748 00:59:51,051 --> 00:59:53,553 That's good. 749 00:59:53,637 --> 00:59:56,848 Oh! That was a big one! ltwon't be long now. 750 00:59:56,932 --> 00:59:59,476 - You're doin' great. - Yes, you can. You can. 751 00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:04,523 Just change hands one second 'cause I can't quite... - I want my epidural! 752 01:00:04,564 --> 01:00:06,900 Oh, I told you. It's too late for an epidural. 753 01:00:06,983 --> 01:00:10,070 Tell him I still think it would be worth doing. - No. 754 01:00:10,153 --> 01:00:12,739 - No! - Come on, Angie, push! 755 01:00:12,823 --> 01:00:15,367 - Die! - Angie, focus. 756 01:00:15,450 --> 01:00:19,287 I brought the focal point. I got the focal point. 757 01:00:19,329 --> 01:00:21,915 Okay, right here, baby. Come on. 758 01:00:21,998 --> 01:00:24,709 It's-It's all I had in... 759 01:00:24,793 --> 01:00:26,711 Breathe, now. Breathe. 760 01:00:26,795 --> 01:00:29,422 - Focus on this. - Get this the fuck outta here! 761 01:00:29,506 --> 01:00:34,302 Angie, listen to me. There's something I like mothers to do during deliveries... 762 01:00:34,344 --> 01:00:37,389 to help them concentrate on pushing and that's to sing. 763 01:00:37,472 --> 01:00:39,599 What? 764 01:00:39,683 --> 01:00:43,353 It's a medical fact that you can't panic while you're singing Marvin Hamlisch. 765 01:00:43,436 --> 01:00:46,481 One singular sensation. 766 01:00:46,565 --> 01:00:50,235 Every little step she takes Ba-Ba-da-Ba-Ba-da-Ba. 767 01:00:50,318 --> 01:00:54,406 - But I can't. - One thrilling combination. 768 01:00:54,447 --> 01:00:58,326 - What's happening to me? - Every move that she makes Bum-buh-da-bah-da. 769 01:00:58,410 --> 01:01:01,746 You don't know that song, we could do... Kiss today good-bye. 770 01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:05,584 No, I know the song. I just don't feel like singing! 771 01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:07,752 I think I know what's best. 772 01:01:07,836 --> 01:01:09,629 Listen, shortstuff! 773 01:01:09,671 --> 01:01:13,175 The day you try and pass a ten-pound bowling ball through the head of your dick... 774 01:01:13,258 --> 01:01:17,596 I will sing the whole fucking score to Phantom Of The Opera... 775 01:01:17,637 --> 01:01:21,057 Okay, this is doctor's orders, Angie. Push! 776 01:01:21,141 --> 01:01:24,603 One singular sensation. 777 01:01:24,644 --> 01:01:27,314 Every fuckin' step she takes. 778 01:01:27,397 --> 01:01:32,652 - Breathe in and push. - One thrilling combination. 779 01:01:32,694 --> 01:01:36,031 Every fucking move she makes. 780 01:01:36,114 --> 01:01:40,410 Warning, now, don't make me cranky. Please wait in the lobby. 781 01:01:40,493 --> 01:01:43,371 - You're doing great. - The baby's crowning. 782 01:01:43,455 --> 01:01:46,333 - Oh, it burns! - Don't push. 783 01:01:46,374 --> 01:01:48,376 Don't push. Don't push. Breathe. 784 01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:51,713 Oh, I gotta push. 785 01:01:51,796 --> 01:01:55,008 - No, you don't. - I'm just suctioning out the fluids now. 786 01:01:55,091 --> 01:01:58,595 - Come on, push. - Help me, help me! 787 01:01:58,678 --> 01:02:03,016 - Angie, I can see it. - All right, come on now. One more push. 788 01:02:03,058 --> 01:02:04,851 This is the last one. Here we go. 789 01:02:04,935 --> 01:02:07,312 - Bear down. Bear down. Bear down. - Another push. 790 01:02:07,395 --> 01:02:10,357 - Bear down. Bear down. There you go. - Come on. 791 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,817 It's a boy! 792 01:02:12,901 --> 01:02:16,196 - It's a boy! - 0h, my God! 793 01:02:16,279 --> 01:02:17,697 2:14. 794 01:02:17,739 --> 01:02:20,867 Oh, my God, look at his balls! He's Italian, all right. 795 01:02:20,951 --> 01:02:24,996 - He's Italian! You got a boy! - Thank you. 796 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,499 Call Pediatrics. 797 01:02:27,540 --> 01:02:30,669 What for'? Oh, his arm. 798 01:02:30,752 --> 01:02:33,046 What? What's wrong with his arm? 799 01:02:37,092 --> 01:02:39,594 Doc'? 800 01:02:39,678 --> 01:02:43,181 There's a little problem, but before we get hysterical... 801 01:02:43,223 --> 01:02:46,476 we're just gonna clean him up, call Pediatrics and have them evaluate it. 802 01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:48,812 - Can't I hold my baby? - Of course you can. 803 01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:51,231 - As soon as he's ready. - The baby's stable, Doctor. 804 01:02:51,273 --> 01:02:53,566 - Tina? - Angie. 805 01:02:53,650 --> 01:02:57,696 I'm-I'm just gonna tell everybody you got a boy. 806 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:12,168 - Vinnie. - Tina, what is it? 807 01:03:12,252 --> 01:03:14,587 What's wrong? 808 01:03:20,719 --> 01:03:23,471 Here's your beautiful baby. 809 01:03:23,555 --> 01:03:25,974 There we go. 810 01:03:26,057 --> 01:03:28,935 That's a boy. 811 01:03:55,712 --> 01:03:59,049 Looks like a broken wing. 812 01:03:59,090 --> 01:04:01,593 Like a tiny broken wing. 813 01:04:13,355 --> 01:04:17,817 Oh, it must be bad. Aunt Violetta ain't cracked a smile since 1967. 814 01:04:17,901 --> 01:04:21,404 Always with a sense of humor. That's your great strength. - You look beautiful. 815 01:04:21,446 --> 01:04:24,282 Oh, yeah. Right. Hey, Pop. 816 01:04:24,324 --> 01:04:26,117 - Hi, Angie. - She really looks good. 817 01:04:26,159 --> 01:04:27,827 Aunt Louisa, how ya doin'? 818 01:04:27,911 --> 01:04:30,747 Long time no see. 819 01:04:30,789 --> 01:04:32,791 Oh, Louisa, come on. 820 01:04:32,832 --> 01:04:37,003 Come on, come on. 821 01:04:39,381 --> 01:04:42,801 - It's all right. Don't worry. - Don't take it seriously! 822 01:04:42,842 --> 01:04:44,844 Aw, there he is. 823 01:04:44,928 --> 01:04:48,264 The champ. 824 01:04:48,306 --> 01:04:51,601 Okay, now. 825 01:04:51,643 --> 01:04:54,938 There's only one visitor allowed during feeding time. - That's the grandfather. 826 01:04:54,979 --> 01:04:56,981 - No, no. - I'll see you later. 827 01:04:57,023 --> 01:04:59,818 We'll come back later. What's the big deal? 828 01:04:59,859 --> 01:05:03,321 Where's Noel? - I don't know. I haven't seen him since last night. 829 01:05:03,405 --> 01:05:05,448 - Okay. - I'll see ya later. 830 01:05:05,532 --> 01:05:08,451 - All right. - Hey, Vinnie, stay. 831 01:05:10,286 --> 01:05:14,124 I don't know, Ange. - He ain't gonna do nothin' to me you ain't done yourself. 832 01:05:14,165 --> 01:05:17,961 So, you're gonna try nursing. 833 01:05:23,091 --> 01:05:26,761 You know, all the babies in the nursery are pulling for him. 834 01:05:26,803 --> 01:05:30,265 I swear they're all a part of some secret society. 835 01:05:30,348 --> 01:05:33,935 They all communicate with each other without words. 836 01:05:34,018 --> 01:05:37,522 You don't say? They teach you that in nursing school? 837 01:05:37,605 --> 01:05:41,985 - You hang around babies long enough, you pick up things. - What do you think, Vin? 838 01:05:42,026 --> 01:05:45,196 He's gonna be okay. He's a good-lookin' kid. 839 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,198 Yeah. 840 01:05:47,282 --> 01:05:52,287 Hold the baby... like this so he can latch on. 841 01:05:52,328 --> 01:05:55,457 Okay, come on. There you go. 842 01:05:57,542 --> 01:06:00,044 - He ain't takin' it. - He's not in a good position. 843 01:06:00,128 --> 01:06:03,089 Okay, here. There we go. 844 01:06:03,173 --> 01:06:05,091 There we go. 845 01:06:08,470 --> 01:06:12,640 He don't... He don't want it. He keeps turning away. 846 01:06:12,682 --> 01:06:15,894 - Maybe he ain't hungry. - No, he don't want me. 847 01:06:15,935 --> 01:06:17,270 - Be calm. - Come on. 848 01:06:17,353 --> 01:06:19,689 This happens. This happens. 849 01:06:19,772 --> 01:06:23,234 Babies are... very mysterious. 850 01:06:23,318 --> 01:06:26,905 - He can go a long time without eating. - Just take it easy. 851 01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:35,455 - He don't want me. - Okay. 852 01:06:35,538 --> 01:06:39,459 - Oh, God. - What if I take him away for a while? 853 01:06:39,501 --> 01:06:42,629 - I'll bring him back later, okay? - Yeah. 854 01:06:42,670 --> 01:06:44,839 There you go, little fella. 855 01:06:44,923 --> 01:06:47,884 Okay, you're just a little cranky. 856 01:06:47,967 --> 01:06:50,470 You had a rough day. 857 01:07:05,777 --> 01:07:07,820 Technically it's called... 858 01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:11,324 a congenital longitudinal deficiency of the radius or "club hand." 859 01:07:11,407 --> 01:07:15,286 Now what that means is... he's missing one of the two bones in his forearm. 860 01:07:15,370 --> 01:07:18,748 - This one, right here. - Okay. 861 01:07:18,831 --> 01:07:20,875 It's nothing you did. 862 01:07:20,959 --> 01:07:23,670 It's not because you had a glass of wine in the second month. 863 01:07:23,753 --> 01:07:25,713 It's just something that happens... 864 01:07:25,755 --> 01:07:28,925 in one out of about every 300,000 births. 865 01:07:29,008 --> 01:07:32,720 - It's also not genetic. - Thank God. 866 01:07:32,804 --> 01:07:35,848 Now, he's gonna need some operations. 867 01:07:35,890 --> 01:07:39,644 - How many? - As many as it takes to make it right. 868 01:07:39,727 --> 01:07:43,898 Look, what I like to say is he's gonna do better than you expect... 869 01:07:43,982 --> 01:07:46,568 and maybe not as good as you'd hoped. 870 01:07:46,651 --> 01:07:50,446 What exactly are you saying? Will he be able to tie shoes? - Yes. 871 01:07:50,530 --> 01:07:55,034 - Will he be able to throw a ball'? - Yes. Maybe not a killer curve ball. 872 01:07:55,118 --> 01:07:59,372 Long-sleeve shirts are gonna be a little tougher to buy. Now... 873 01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:04,502 There are internal complications associated with this that we're gonna watch out for. 874 01:08:04,586 --> 01:08:06,963 - Like what? - Heart problems. 875 01:08:07,046 --> 01:08:09,882 - Lung problems. Kidneys. - Why? 876 01:08:09,924 --> 01:08:15,305 Because what caused the defect in the arm could affect the major organs as they form. 877 01:08:15,388 --> 01:08:19,934 Or, Angela, he could just sail right through. 878 01:08:20,018 --> 01:08:23,521 The bottom line is... we think he's gonna be a regular kid. 879 01:08:42,165 --> 01:08:45,084 Keep him covered. Come on, under the umbrella. 880 01:08:51,299 --> 01:08:54,052 Come on, you're home now. 881 01:08:54,135 --> 01:08:58,222 Yes, you come right in here. Oh, I gotta see him for a minute. 882 01:09:00,725 --> 01:09:02,894 Let's go upstairs. 883 01:09:05,772 --> 01:09:08,066 He's so sweet. 884 01:09:17,742 --> 01:09:19,702 It looks nice. 885 01:09:21,162 --> 01:09:24,082 Thank you both. - Kathy worked like a dog gettin' it ready. 886 01:09:24,123 --> 01:09:27,585 Aw, don't exaggerate. I vacuumed. I made the bed. 887 01:09:27,669 --> 01:09:31,005 Oh. It's beautiful. I appreciate it. 888 01:09:33,758 --> 01:09:37,720 I guess you'd like to be alone a little bit. We'll see you later. 889 01:09:42,266 --> 01:09:44,644 - I'll call you later. Okay? - Okay. 890 01:09:44,727 --> 01:09:47,021 - Great. Okay. - Thank you. 891 01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:07,583 I baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son... 892 01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:10,378 and of the Holy Spirit. 893 01:10:10,461 --> 01:10:12,422 God, the Father of our Lord, Jesus Christ... 894 01:10:12,505 --> 01:10:15,550 has freed you from sin and welcomed you... 895 01:10:15,633 --> 01:10:18,177 into His holy people. 896 01:10:18,302 --> 01:10:22,640 He now anoints you with the prism of salvation. 897 01:10:22,724 --> 01:10:26,144 May he keep the flame of faith alive in his heart. 898 01:10:26,185 --> 01:10:31,107 And when the Lord comes, may he go out to meet Him with all the saints in the heavenly kingdom. 899 01:10:31,149 --> 01:10:34,736 So you may live always as a member of His body... 900 01:10:34,819 --> 01:10:36,779 shaflng eveflasfinglfie. 901 01:10:36,863 --> 01:10:39,657 Amen. 902 01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:45,830 I'll be right back. 903 01:10:47,665 --> 01:10:51,794 Aunt Louisa, could you give us some cake, please? 904 01:10:53,921 --> 01:10:56,924 Would you like some cheese? 905 01:10:57,842 --> 01:11:00,219 Mangia. Mangia. 906 01:11:01,345 --> 01:11:03,973 Faster. Faster. 907 01:11:04,056 --> 01:11:08,102 It was beautiful. Beautiful ceremony. 908 01:11:08,144 --> 01:11:11,647 - He don't like me, simple as that. - Don't be crazy. 909 01:11:11,731 --> 01:11:15,902 He's colicky, that's all. - It's been a week. When's he gonna breast-feed? 910 01:11:15,985 --> 01:11:20,531 Put him down. You can't pick him up every time he cries. - Maybe Noel's bunny. 911 01:11:20,615 --> 01:11:23,826 Here's your bunny, darling. 912 01:11:23,868 --> 01:11:26,162 - Would you take him? - Sure. 913 01:11:26,204 --> 01:11:28,164 Where ya goin'? 914 01:11:28,206 --> 01:11:31,501 I have to go. I have to go out. 915 01:11:33,377 --> 01:11:38,341 Think of a name for him while you're out. It's embarrassing. 916 01:11:46,808 --> 01:11:50,144 - Hello? - Hi, Noel. It's Angie. 917 01:11:50,228 --> 01:11:53,272 Hello, Angie. Come on up. 918 01:11:54,982 --> 01:11:56,943 - Hi. - Hi. 919 01:11:58,528 --> 01:12:01,781 - Hey, you look great. - Today was the christening. 920 01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:05,785 - I had a baby. Maybe you heard. - Yeah, it was on CNN. 921 01:12:05,868 --> 01:12:09,121 - So, is he a he or is she a she? - He's a he. 922 01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:11,123 Great. Well done. 923 01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:15,920 Girls always wanna do stupid things like wear dresses and eat cottage cheese. 924 01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:18,965 - So, does he look like you? - Yeah. 925 01:12:19,048 --> 01:12:22,093 Panicked and exhausted. 926 01:12:22,176 --> 01:12:25,513 So, why didn't you come and see me in the hospital? 927 01:12:27,014 --> 01:12:29,559 I felt out of place. 928 01:12:29,642 --> 01:12:32,019 You felt out of place? 929 01:12:32,061 --> 01:12:35,189 Well, rise to the occasion, Noel. 930 01:12:35,273 --> 01:12:37,483 Everything's different now. 931 01:12:37,567 --> 01:12:41,946 I gotta know... if you're in this thing or not. 932 01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:46,701 Okay? So, make a commitment, one way or the other. 933 01:12:48,202 --> 01:12:50,204 All right. I'm not. 934 01:13:04,510 --> 01:13:09,974 So, what is it you've been doing with me for the last seven months? Playing? 935 01:13:10,057 --> 01:13:12,727 Yes. Weren't you? 936 01:13:12,810 --> 01:13:17,398 I just realized at the hospital that I couldn't play at being a father to your kid. 937 01:13:18,608 --> 01:13:21,152 So... lighten up. 938 01:13:21,235 --> 01:13:24,405 Don't tell me to lighten up, asshole. 939 01:13:24,488 --> 01:13:28,993 I have... I have shit goin' on in my life that you know nothin' about! 940 01:13:29,035 --> 01:13:32,246 Of course you're the only one. No one else has commitments that scare the shit out of them. 941 01:13:32,330 --> 01:13:36,709 You got commitments? What, are you married? 942 01:13:40,212 --> 01:13:42,882 You're married? 943 01:13:44,133 --> 01:13:46,552 Oh, you're married. 944 01:13:46,594 --> 01:13:49,722 What kind of an idiot am I? 945 01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:53,684 I forgot rule number one. 946 01:13:55,019 --> 01:13:57,521 I'm separated... sort of. 947 01:13:57,563 --> 01:14:00,358 Ooh, right. 948 01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:05,363 So, everything this whole time has been a lie? - Come on. 949 01:14:05,404 --> 01:14:09,116 How long did it take you to tell me about Vinnie? 950 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:12,453 Or about the baby for that matter? 951 01:14:12,536 --> 01:14:15,623 If I lie... so do you. 952 01:14:15,706 --> 01:14:20,461 The thing is, I always thought that was the best thing about us as a couple. 953 01:14:20,544 --> 01:14:22,838 Huh. 954 01:14:22,922 --> 01:14:26,884 It's funny how havin' a kid changes everything. 955 01:14:26,968 --> 01:14:31,055 A week ago, this woulda really hurt. 956 01:14:31,889 --> 01:14:34,058 Angie. 957 01:14:34,141 --> 01:14:36,102 What? 958 01:14:37,144 --> 01:14:39,563 How's the baby? 959 01:14:39,605 --> 01:14:43,109 Oh. He's perfect. 960 01:15:13,264 --> 01:15:17,351 All right, just a second. I'm gonna nurse you if it takes all night. 961 01:15:21,731 --> 01:15:23,858 Jesus, Angie. 962 01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:27,111 He-He just reached for me. l-l... 963 01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:29,447 Oh, Jesus. Angie. 964 01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:33,576 Angie! 965 01:16:20,539 --> 01:16:24,543 No. I didn't call you so you could talk me out of it, Tina. 966 01:16:24,627 --> 01:16:27,630 I called so you could... help me with... 967 01:16:27,713 --> 01:16:32,426 You have to explain it to everybody, okay? l-|-|-| have to get away. 968 01:16:32,468 --> 01:16:34,261 I have to go away... 969 01:16:34,303 --> 01:16:37,765 What if you don't find it? How long you gonna be gone? - I don't know. 970 01:16:37,848 --> 01:16:41,352 - Long enough to sort things out. - You got your own kid to take care of. 971 01:16:41,435 --> 01:16:45,439 I guess I'm just my mother's daughter. She ran and now I'm running. 972 01:16:45,523 --> 01:16:49,568 You don't have to find your mother. You help yourself. - Shit. I gotta go. 973 01:16:49,652 --> 01:16:52,822 Finding your mother isn't gonna help you now. - Bye. 974 01:16:52,905 --> 01:16:55,449 All aboard! 975 01:17:56,218 --> 01:18:00,723 Angie, some stories just have to tell themselves. 976 01:18:54,693 --> 01:18:57,112 Coffee? 977 01:18:57,196 --> 01:19:00,366 Yeah. You read my mind. 978 01:19:00,449 --> 01:19:03,619 Um... ma'am, are you all right'? 979 01:19:03,702 --> 01:19:08,207 - Yeah. Why? - Well, uh... 980 01:19:10,334 --> 01:19:13,212 - Where's the ladies room'? - It's right around the corner. 981 01:19:13,254 --> 01:19:15,547 Thank you. 982 01:20:08,309 --> 01:20:10,602 Tina! 983 01:20:12,438 --> 01:20:15,899 - Angela! That's her. Thank you. - Oh, my God! 984 01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:18,277 - Ange! - Tina! 985 01:20:20,487 --> 01:20:22,448 Baby. 986 01:20:23,824 --> 01:20:26,493 - What the hell are you doin' here? - I eat lunch here. 987 01:20:26,577 --> 01:20:29,496 What do you think I'm doin'? What happened to your hair? - I can't believe it. 988 01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:31,665 It fell out. 989 01:20:31,749 --> 01:20:34,918 - In a blunt cut, right'? - I got lucky. 990 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,962 Hey. 991 01:20:37,046 --> 01:20:41,300 Hey, findin' your mom's a big deal and I didn't want you doin' it alone, okay? 992 01:20:41,383 --> 01:20:45,429 So, I'm going with ya, okay? Come on, I'm goin'. 993 01:20:45,471 --> 01:20:48,974 I don't understand. How did you find me? - I'm a genius. 994 01:20:49,058 --> 01:20:52,603 I called the bus company, found out the route and then took a train to beat you. 995 01:20:52,644 --> 01:20:55,773 - And then after, you come back with me, right'? - Where are the kids? 996 01:20:55,814 --> 01:20:58,817 At my sister's. She's got Sega. You know they love that stuff. 997 01:20:58,859 --> 01:21:01,445 - What did Jerry say'? - Ah, screw him. 998 01:21:01,528 --> 01:21:05,324 He'll be happy to have me out of his hair for a while. Thanks. 999 01:21:10,829 --> 01:21:13,415 Geez, it's like a friggin' morgue on wheels here. 1000 01:21:13,499 --> 01:21:16,668 Hey, Daisy Mae. How ya doin'? 1001 01:21:54,331 --> 01:21:58,293 - You sure this is it? - 4418, Route 20, right'? 1002 01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:01,755 - Well, welcome to Texas. - Thanks. 1003 01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:41,503 Come on! Give me a beer! 1004 01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:47,718 Dwarf tossing? That is weird. 1005 01:22:47,801 --> 01:22:49,803 - What can I get ya'? - Um... 1006 01:22:49,887 --> 01:22:54,099 - I'm lookin' for Jean Colombo. - She ain't here. 1007 01:22:54,183 --> 01:22:57,936 I'm her niece, Angela. Actually, I'm lookin' for my mother, Joanne Scacciapensieri. 1008 01:22:58,061 --> 01:23:02,649 You know her? - Jean Colombo doesn't own this bar anymore. She sold it to me. 1009 01:23:02,691 --> 01:23:05,944 Do you know where she went? 1010 01:23:06,069 --> 01:23:10,240 - It's important I find her. - Way out west I think. I really couldn't help you. 1011 01:23:10,324 --> 01:23:14,119 - Where does her mail go? - Honey, she's been gone 12 years already. 1012 01:23:14,203 --> 01:23:18,832 The only thing she gets is a Christmas card. I throw those out. 1013 01:23:18,916 --> 01:23:22,169 - What are you gonna do, right'? - Hmm. 1014 01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:30,344 Come on. We gotta get to town. 1015 01:23:32,387 --> 01:23:34,473 Come on. 1016 01:23:34,556 --> 01:23:37,601 Hey, I'm not goin' back. 1017 01:23:37,684 --> 01:23:41,563 - Not goin' home? - No. 1018 01:23:41,647 --> 01:23:44,525 What are you sayin', Angie? You're not goin' back? 1019 01:23:44,566 --> 01:23:47,861 Not for the baby? Not for nothin'? 1020 01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:51,949 No, it's better. Pop and Kathy can raise him. 1021 01:23:51,990 --> 01:23:55,244 I know you can be cold sometimes, but you got a baby now, Angela. 1022 01:23:55,327 --> 01:23:58,580 - You don't understand. - No, I understand. 1023 01:23:58,664 --> 01:24:02,793 I understand that if you don't go back, he's gonna have to be by himself with doctors. 1024 01:24:02,876 --> 01:24:06,547 That you are gonna put him through the same shit you went through your whole life'? 1025 01:24:06,630 --> 01:24:09,174 He don't want me. I know that sounds crazy... 1026 01:24:09,258 --> 01:24:11,218 but it's like he knows everything is my fault. 1027 01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:14,429 That is pathetic. To throw your fucked-upness onto that poor little baby! 1028 01:24:14,513 --> 01:24:16,598 I don't deserve him. 1029 01:24:16,682 --> 01:24:18,976 You don't deserve him? You're his mother! 1030 01:24:19,017 --> 01:24:23,939 You are so selfish, Angela! You come over like this regular girl. 1031 01:24:24,022 --> 01:24:26,233 Meanwhile, you do whatever you wanna do and you don't care... 1032 01:24:26,275 --> 01:24:29,945 You shut your face! If you hate me so much, why are you my friend? 1033 01:24:30,028 --> 01:24:33,615 I've been asking that question. When I think how holier than thou you are about Jerry... 1034 01:24:33,699 --> 01:24:35,576 Oh, please! 1035 01:24:35,617 --> 01:24:39,955 I will tell you one thing. He would never ever leave his own flesh and blood. 1036 01:24:40,038 --> 01:24:45,294 I'm goin, okay! I am not gonna be part of this sickness! I'm goin' back home! 1037 01:26:16,426 --> 01:26:18,470 How is she? 1038 01:26:18,553 --> 01:26:21,390 Did she have a good day'? 1039 01:26:21,431 --> 01:26:23,684 I didn't. 1040 01:26:30,607 --> 01:26:34,361 Aunt Jean. - What do you want, Angie? Why don't you go on home? 1041 01:26:34,444 --> 01:26:36,488 I know she's in there. I wanna see her. 1042 01:26:36,571 --> 01:26:39,408 You go on back to your life and let us get on with ours. - She's my mother. 1043 01:26:39,449 --> 01:26:42,327 - You don't wanna know about your mother! - The hell I don't! 1044 01:26:42,411 --> 01:26:44,788 - Get out of my way! Mama? - I promised your daddy. 1045 01:26:44,871 --> 01:26:46,915 - Angie, wait a minute. - Mama? 1046 01:26:49,126 --> 01:26:50,460 Mama. 1047 01:26:57,259 --> 01:26:59,052 Mama? 1048 01:26:59,136 --> 01:27:02,723 She's schizophrenic. 1049 01:27:06,476 --> 01:27:09,312 You can go to bed now, Alba. 1050 01:27:09,396 --> 01:27:13,275 Okay. Good night, Joanne. 1051 01:27:16,820 --> 01:27:19,156 Thank you. 1052 01:27:19,197 --> 01:27:24,327 She's on medication, but she don't really function. 1053 01:27:26,163 --> 01:27:29,291 Most of the time she just sits there. 1054 01:27:29,374 --> 01:27:31,293 I'm sorry. 1055 01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:34,045 Joanne. 1056 01:27:34,129 --> 01:27:37,632 Joanne. Honey, look who's here. 1057 01:27:37,716 --> 01:27:41,052 Look who's here all the way from New York City. 1058 01:27:41,136 --> 01:27:43,555 That's Angie, honey. That's your daughter. 1059 01:27:45,807 --> 01:27:48,477 Hi, Mama. 1060 01:27:49,478 --> 01:27:52,814 You talk to her. 1061 01:27:52,898 --> 01:27:55,233 I'll leave you alone with her and you just talk to her. 1062 01:27:55,317 --> 01:27:59,529 - I don't know what to say. - Angie, honey, it's your mama. 1063 01:27:59,613 --> 01:28:02,115 You'll think of somethin'. 1064 01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:14,294 Hey, you want a light for that? 1065 01:28:34,481 --> 01:28:36,733 I never knew you smoked. 1066 01:28:38,235 --> 01:28:40,695 Isn't that funny'? 1067 01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:43,907 Of course I don't know hardly nothin' about you. 1068 01:28:49,287 --> 01:28:51,665 Hey, I know what. 1069 01:28:51,748 --> 01:28:53,667 Here. 1070 01:28:54,709 --> 01:28:56,837 See? Remember? 1071 01:28:57,838 --> 01:28:59,756 Here. 1072 01:29:01,174 --> 01:29:05,011 That's how I looked the last time you saw me. 1073 01:29:05,095 --> 01:29:07,430 Remember? 1074 01:29:14,855 --> 01:29:17,816 I have thought about you for so long. 1075 01:29:19,025 --> 01:29:21,486 About this moment. 1076 01:29:33,832 --> 01:29:35,792 Oh, my God. 1077 01:30:26,801 --> 01:30:29,137 0h, my God! 1078 01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:02,045 I always thought you left us for somethin' better. 1079 01:31:02,087 --> 01:31:05,382 And I was gonna do the same. 1080 01:31:06,758 --> 01:31:10,095 I had it so wrong. 1081 01:31:15,767 --> 01:31:17,727 Mamam 1082 01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:21,564 I left my baby. 1083 01:31:23,274 --> 01:31:27,112 Now I don't know what the hell I was thinkin'. 1084 01:31:29,614 --> 01:31:32,242 I love him, Mama. 1085 01:31:32,283 --> 01:31:36,454 I love him so much... but is that enough? 1086 01:32:04,232 --> 01:32:06,359 Hello? 1087 01:32:06,443 --> 01:32:09,362 - Who's that? Aunt Vicky? - Angela! 1088 01:32:09,446 --> 01:32:11,698 - Put my pop on. - You just missed him. 1089 01:32:11,781 --> 01:32:14,784 Maybe if you wait, you could catch him at the hospital. 1090 01:32:14,868 --> 01:32:18,038 - Hospital? What are you talkin' about? - Where are you? 1091 01:32:18,121 --> 01:32:21,082 Do you know what an earthquake you caused here? - What hospital? 1092 01:32:21,166 --> 01:32:25,295 Oh, Jesus, Angie. Sean is really sick. 1093 01:32:25,378 --> 01:32:27,338 Who's Sean'? 1094 01:33:01,331 --> 01:33:04,542 Excuse me? What floor are the sick babies? - Angie? 1095 01:33:04,626 --> 01:33:07,545 - Pop! Oh, my God. - What are you doin' here? 1096 01:33:07,587 --> 01:33:10,173 What happened to the baby? ls he all right'? - He's alive! 1097 01:33:10,215 --> 01:33:12,467 - Thank God. Pop. - What the hell do you care'? 1098 01:33:12,550 --> 01:33:16,012 A mother who runs out on her own sick child? There are no words... 1099 01:33:16,096 --> 01:33:18,681 Where is he? I have to see him. 1100 01:33:18,723 --> 01:33:22,644 You know what you did to my wife? That she might lose a baby a second time. 1101 01:33:22,727 --> 01:33:25,730 Frank! What are you sayin'? 1102 01:33:25,814 --> 01:33:29,734 She's his mother. We got no rights here. We got no right at all. 1103 01:33:29,818 --> 01:33:33,530 Now you come on, Angie. I'm gonna take you to him. - Thank you. 1104 01:33:33,571 --> 01:33:37,325 I saw her, Pop. That's where I was, in Texas. 1105 01:33:51,422 --> 01:33:54,634 - You saw her? - Yeah. 1106 01:33:57,011 --> 01:33:59,806 Good. 1107 01:33:59,889 --> 01:34:04,644 Angie, you gotta understand about your father, how upset he is. 1108 01:34:04,727 --> 01:34:09,983 He can't even go into the nursery where the sick babies are. He hates himself for it. 1109 01:34:10,066 --> 01:34:12,944 What's wrong with my baby? 1110 01:34:13,027 --> 01:34:15,071 Pneumonia. 1111 01:34:16,072 --> 01:34:18,408 He couldn't breathe. 1112 01:34:18,449 --> 01:34:21,119 He's been unconscious the last two days. 1113 01:34:26,332 --> 01:34:28,626 I'm sorry, Kathy. 1114 01:34:30,503 --> 01:34:33,756 You're here now... and that's what matters. 1115 01:34:40,722 --> 01:34:43,516 We, uh... We started callin' him Sean. 1116 01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:47,312 We had to tell the nurses at registration something. - Yeah, I heard. 1117 01:34:47,395 --> 01:34:50,857 It's the name of the son I lost, but you could change it to anything. 1118 01:34:50,940 --> 01:34:54,110 - No, Sean's a good name. - Yeah? 1119 01:34:54,194 --> 01:34:56,112 - Where? - Here. 1120 01:34:57,488 --> 01:35:01,075 We gotta take off our coats and put 'em right here. 1121 01:35:03,953 --> 01:35:07,081 - Okay, it's back here. - Excuse me, only immediate family is allowed. 1122 01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:10,835 - I'm the mother, Angela Scacciapensieri. - No, Kathy's the mother. 1123 01:35:10,919 --> 01:35:15,048 - It's a long story, but she's the mother. - I don't make the rules. 1124 01:35:15,131 --> 01:35:17,091 - I don't obey them either. - Carl! 1125 01:35:17,133 --> 01:35:20,220 What's the trouble? - I have to find my baby. Get out of my way! 1126 01:35:20,303 --> 01:35:22,222 - Listen... - Vinnie! 1127 01:35:22,305 --> 01:35:25,433 Keep your hands to yourself. You all right'? - Yeah. ls that him? 1128 01:35:25,475 --> 01:35:27,685 Aren't you the guy from the plumber commercial? - Yeah. 1129 01:35:27,769 --> 01:35:30,939 - Did you know plumber was spelled wrong? - Yeah. Can we go in'? 1130 01:35:31,022 --> 01:35:33,650 - Look, it's up to her. - Okay. 1131 01:35:33,691 --> 01:35:37,320 - But only one person at a time. - Go ahead, Angie. You go. 1132 01:35:40,823 --> 01:35:44,494 Angela, I'm glad you came. 1133 01:35:44,577 --> 01:35:46,996 Me too. 1134 01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:50,124 How's he doin'? 1135 01:35:50,208 --> 01:35:52,126 It's been a rough couple of days. 1136 01:35:52,210 --> 01:35:55,964 Sean's developed pneumonia which sometimes happens in his condition. 1137 01:35:56,047 --> 01:35:59,592 So now the machine is breathing for him. 1138 01:35:59,634 --> 01:36:02,637 We'll know in the next 24 hours... 1139 01:36:02,679 --> 01:36:05,056 - whether he's gonna be okay. - How will we know? 1140 01:36:05,139 --> 01:36:07,976 He'll wake up. 1141 01:36:56,691 --> 01:36:59,110 Hail Mary, full of grace... 1142 01:37:03,448 --> 01:37:05,658 Pop. 1143 01:37:05,700 --> 01:37:08,161 Oh, Angie. 1144 01:37:08,202 --> 01:37:10,788 - How are you, honey? - I'm all right. How are you? 1145 01:37:10,872 --> 01:37:13,708 - Fine. Mm-hmm. - Okay? 1146 01:37:20,506 --> 01:37:23,551 You could've said somethin'. I could take it. 1147 01:37:26,554 --> 01:37:29,140 You loved her so much. 1148 01:37:29,182 --> 01:37:32,810 You thought she was perfect. 1149 01:37:32,852 --> 01:37:35,688 I just couldn't take that away from you. 1150 01:37:35,772 --> 01:37:38,858 I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. 1151 01:37:40,193 --> 01:37:42,862 It's okay, Pop. 1152 01:37:53,206 --> 01:37:55,666 Hey, me and Sean have been alone for hours. 1153 01:37:55,708 --> 01:37:59,504 We're kinda runnin' out of conversation. We could use company. 1154 01:37:59,545 --> 01:38:01,631 No. 1155 01:38:01,714 --> 01:38:05,551 Pop, I know it ain't easy. 1156 01:38:05,635 --> 01:38:07,678 Come on. 1157 01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:09,847 Come on. 1158 01:38:14,477 --> 01:38:16,854 Come on, it's okay. 1159 01:39:07,947 --> 01:39:10,741 Okay, listen. 1160 01:39:10,825 --> 01:39:13,995 Sean, we gotta talk. 1161 01:39:15,079 --> 01:39:17,498 Now I know what you're thinkin'. 1162 01:39:17,582 --> 01:39:20,001 You're thinkin', why should I wake up'? 1163 01:39:20,084 --> 01:39:23,671 She don't care about me. She left. 1164 01:39:23,754 --> 01:39:26,174 But I do care! 1165 01:39:28,134 --> 01:39:31,971 It's from the moment you were born, you knew I did everything for the wrong reasons. 1166 01:39:32,054 --> 01:39:34,432 Didn't ya? 1167 01:39:36,267 --> 01:39:40,521 Well now, you gotta give me another chance. 1168 01:39:42,940 --> 01:39:47,487 And I promise, lwon't let nobody make fun of you... 1169 01:39:47,570 --> 01:39:51,449 or hurt you or lie to you ever. 1170 01:39:58,289 --> 01:40:01,250 Just you wake up, okay? 1171 01:40:09,175 --> 01:40:12,053 Look, you think about it. 1172 01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:17,934 I ain't goin' nowhere. I swear. 1173 01:40:58,307 --> 01:41:02,103 You're awake. He's awake! Nurse! 1174 01:41:03,312 --> 01:41:06,023 Oh. Oh. 1175 01:41:07,567 --> 01:41:10,653 It's okay. He's breathing on his own. 1176 01:41:12,154 --> 01:41:14,991 He's just pulled his tube out. 1177 01:41:17,451 --> 01:41:20,204 His lungs sound clear. 1178 01:41:21,289 --> 01:41:23,583 He's gonna be okay. 1179 01:41:36,887 --> 01:41:41,225 It's funny. I see everything now like it's this long chain... 1180 01:41:41,309 --> 01:41:44,061 stretching all the way back to the beginning of time... 1181 01:41:44,145 --> 01:41:47,773 on up through my grandmother and my mother. - Hi. 1182 01:41:47,815 --> 01:41:52,069 I'm finally part of something bigger than me. 1183 01:41:52,153 --> 01:41:54,363 - Hi. - Hi. 1184 01:41:57,074 --> 01:41:59,619 Hey, tough guy. 1185 01:41:59,660 --> 01:42:02,079 How ya doin', huh? 1186 01:42:03,164 --> 01:42:06,792 Oh, the strong, silent type, huh? 1187 01:42:08,419 --> 01:42:10,463 Listen, Sean... 1188 01:42:12,173 --> 01:42:15,217 I wanna make a little deal with you. 1189 01:42:17,178 --> 01:42:19,096 All right'? 1190 01:42:19,180 --> 01:42:22,099 Listen, you gotta eat somethin'. 1191 01:42:23,351 --> 01:42:27,313 So, why don't you think of me as a human fridge. 1192 01:42:27,396 --> 01:42:29,523 All right'? 1193 01:42:29,607 --> 01:42:32,109 Then I'll do somethin' for you. 1194 01:42:32,193 --> 01:42:35,112 Anything you want. 1195 01:42:35,196 --> 01:42:37,990 Tickets to a Raffi concert. 1196 01:42:39,659 --> 01:42:42,536 I could stick one of them little girl babies in your crib with you. 1197 01:43:30,543 --> 01:43:32,169 Ow! 1198 01:43:32,211 --> 01:43:36,716 Everybody's got somethin, you know. Somethin' broken. 1199 01:43:36,799 --> 01:43:41,011 For Tina, it's her marriage. For Kathy, the baby she lost. 1200 01:43:41,053 --> 01:43:43,389 For Pop, it's my mother. 1201 01:43:43,431 --> 01:43:47,685 And then some people it don't show on, but it's there. 1202 01:43:47,727 --> 01:43:49,979 The way I figure, these days... 1203 01:43:50,062 --> 01:43:53,232 the less broken have to take care of the more broken. 1204 01:43:55,109 --> 01:43:58,237 I learned that from my son. 99179

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