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Gino!
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Gino, you come
in here now!
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I don't remember much
about when I was a kid.
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I remember the summers.
Bungalow Bar and Johnny Ride the Pony.
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Listenin' to 45s
on the Close N' Play.
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Oh, most of all, sittin' on the front
stoop with my best friend Teen...
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and her six sisters
playin' beauty parlor.
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I was eleven years old.
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I looked like a 40-year-old divorcee
with a drinkin' problem.
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I had no brothers
or sisters...
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which in a Catholic neighborhood like
Bensonhurst made me kinda like a Martian.
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I gotta go
change the record.
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- Put on "Band Of Gold."
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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My mother left
when I was three.
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I didn't know much about her except
she was an Italian from Texas...
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that Pop met when he was
in the army down there.
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She's what my Aunt Vicky
called a "free spirit. "
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I knew she was livin'
back in Texas somewhere...
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but no one ever talked about her,
least of all my pop.
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Every year we signed a Christmas card
and mailed it down to her sister...
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but that's as close
as I ever got.
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- Hey!
- Who's this?
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- No one. Give it back!
- ls it your mother?
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My mother told me she used to dance
half naked in the snow.
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She's a free spirit.
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Back off!
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Teen, what do you think
it'll be like when we grow up'?
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First, we'll find two
brothers and get married!
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Twins! So neither of us
gets someone cuter.
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Right! Then we'll get pregnant
at exactly the same time.
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Yeah! Then our chests
will get bigger.
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Angie, you don't have to wait 'til you're
pregnant to make the chest bigger.
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All you do is talk to it.
What do you say? I don't know.
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Grow! I guess.
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G row?
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Grow.
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- Grow.
- Grow.
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- Grow.
- Grow. Grow.
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- Grow. Grow. Grow.
- Grow. Grow. Grow.
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- Hurry up, Angie.
- I'm hurrying, Tina.
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Yeah.
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Right. And then
he yells at me. The bum.
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All right, I know.
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We didn't exactly grow up
and become Audrey Hepburn or nothin.
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But, at least we get to go into
the city to work every day.
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- Forget about it.
- Later.
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Never seen them before.
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Hey, Angie!
Tina!
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Very nice, Ange.
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You are right.
You're always right.
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But then if I didn't run,
we wouldn't be here.
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I sure wouldn't mind
sitting down.
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Tina got me this job.
It's great!
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The only drag is, it's not like it's
a real magazine or nothin.
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Micro Circuit. You tell people where
you work, they never heard of it.
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Whew!
So go ahead, Ange.
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These four nuns are tryin' to get into heaven.
And St. Peter says to the first one...
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"Sister, I must ask you before I let you
in: Have you ever touched a penis?"
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- No, never.
- She says, "Yes, as a matter of fact."
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Once with the tip of my finger
I did touch one."
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He says, "All right, dip your finger in
the holy water and pass on through."
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The second one steps up,
he asks her the same question.
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"L have to admit once in the backseat of
a car, I touched a penis with my hand. "
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"Dip your whole hand in the holy water
and pass on through. "
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The third one steps up, but the fourth
one pushes her outta the way and says...
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"Look, if you think I'm gonna gargle with
that shit after she sticks her ass in it...
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you can forget about it!"
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Vinnie and I had been boyfriend,
girlfriend since the 9th grade.
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But we still
don't live together.
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He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up
with a stockbroker or something.
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Someone who wore a suit.
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I mean, Vinnie's got a suit,
but it's green!
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I'm lying under this lady's sink today
and it comes to me... like bing!
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I'm gonna make
a commercial.
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- You're gonna make a commercial?
- It's a great idea!
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I mean, it's gotta
be good for business, right'?
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- What business? Baby, it's you and a truck.
- That's what I'm tryin' to fix.
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- Make a commercial.
- I think that's a good idea.
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- I do, I really do.
- What do you know about it, huh?
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I've got an opinion
like everybody else.
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He didn't ask how he could get people to eat
six meals a clay. He's talking about plumbing.
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- Just stand there.
- Yeah, right, thanks a lot.
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Vinnie's a nice guy.
He's got a good heart.
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Not like Tina's husband Jerry. They got
two kids, but he don't treat her right.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Ding. Okay?
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Please?
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- Aah.
- Real nice!
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Hey, don't start
with me tonight.
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I thought we were goin'
to your house.
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Me and my stepmother Kathy don't get along,
but we pretend like we do.
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I ain't eatin' her cooking.
I'll tell you that right now.
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Like I'm gonna stay in the same room
with her long enough to eat.
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- Hi.
- Hi! How was the movie?
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Itwas great. - You hungry? I got shells
and sauce I made special.
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Your father's
in the kitchen.
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- Hey, Pop.
- Hi, Ange.
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- Frank!
- What?
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- Angie is here with Vinnie.
- All right.
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Don't ask me what Pop sees in her.
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It's funny. She ain't Italian,
but she keeps wishin' she was.
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Oh, I gotta check
my sauce!
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How you feelin'? - You want the truth
or what I tell everybody?
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- The truth.
- I feel fantastic!
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Vinnie, I'm having some trouble
with the sinks at the store.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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I'll come by tomorrow.
I'll take a look. - Good.
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Pop, when are you gonna get rid of
those sinks, buy some new ones?
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What are you talking about? Those sinks
are perfectly good. - They're prehistoric!
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- God forbid you should make a change.
- Here you are!
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Mangia.
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Angie, would you like some?
I got plenty.
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No, thanks, I've been
a little nauseous all clay.
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You never take care of yourself. You're always
waitin' for somebody else to do it for you.
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What's that mean? - It means you
were raised like a little princess.
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Hey, news flash! lwas not raised
like a little princess.
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All right, all right!
Let's have a little peace tonight.
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Please?
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- So, how is it'?
- Um, delicious.
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- It's fantastic.
- Yeah?
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Got any cheese?
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I have one memory of my mother
to go with my one photograph.
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I'm three years old
and my relatives are over.
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Aunt Violetta
who can make a rock cry...
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Great Aunt Louisa who's been
in mourning since 1956...
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and my crazy Aunt Vicky who has her big
puppet head pushed so close to me...
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I can see the cracks
in her tongue.
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- She's asking me...
- What are you gonna do with your life'?
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Three years old! I was this close to
bursting into tears...
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when suddenly out of nowhere my mother
picks me up like a super hero.
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Angie, some stories don't fit
inside a person's mouth.
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Some stories just have
to tell themselves.
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That's what she said.
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I guess I'll just have to let
my story tell itself.
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- Angela Scacci...
- Scacciapensieri.
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I've been seeing the same
gynecologist since I'm 14.
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But, Jackie, my boss,
she says this Dr. Gould, he's the best.
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Don't be nervous.
He's one of the top men in the field!
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He treats
the mayor's wife.
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- No kiddin'?
- Yes!
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Good morning, Doctor.
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Hi.
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- Angie.
- Dr. Gould.
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- How ya doin'?
- Please sit down.
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All right.
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- Are your periods always regular?
- Usually like clockwork.
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Every 28 days.
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I got your name from Jackie Short...
Schwartz. She's my boss.
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Ijust, um, didn't want to go to the same
gynecologist as half my neighborhood.
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- Go ahead and lie down.
- All right.
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Place your legs in
the stirrups, please.
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Scoot down, please.
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Come on down
a little further.
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You know, Jackie was my date
at my senior prom.
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No kidding?
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So... you think you might
be pregnant, huh?
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Yeah.
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Please don't feel self-conscious
about my height.
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Oh, God, no,
of course not.
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L-|-| think it's nice
you don't have to bend or nothin'.
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I always think gynecologists
must have such back problems.
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- Ow, Jesus, Angie!
- Hold still.
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- That one don't got a head.
- Yeah, it does. It's a real juicy one.
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It could fill an eclair.
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- Ow! Ow! That's enough.
- All right.
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You're a very weird girl.
It ain't a sportin' event.
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- You set the alarm?
- Yeah.
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- Come here.
- Vinnie, we gotta talk.
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- We'll talk tomorrow.
- No, listen to me.
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- Angie, you know how beautiful you are'?
- Vinnie?
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- Oh my God, Vinnie.
- Talk to me. Go ahead.
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- I'm gonna throw up! Get off!
- What?
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Oh, God!
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- Are you all right'?
- I'm fine.
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Itwasn't you, I swear.
You were great.
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Oh, yeah. lfl make a girl puke,
I know I showed her a good time.
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What's wrong? You got
like a virus or something?
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You know what that's from'? It's
from all those elevators in the city.
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You keep breathing air that's been breathed
through somebody else's nostrils.
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- And it makes you sick.
- I'm pregnant.
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- You're what?
- I'm pregnant.
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For real'?
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Yeah. Remember that
time at Pop's house...
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Angie, that is
so fucking wonderful!
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- We're gonna have a baby!
- Vinnie, no! Put me down!
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Or we won't be able to sleep in this
room neither. - I'm sorry.
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- Put me down quick.
- I'm sorry. Here.
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Lie back, relax.
Okay?
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- You all right'?
- Uh-huh.
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- Oh, man, this is great! When's he due?
- December 25th.
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December friggin' 25th! The baby's
gonna pop out like Jesus Christ.
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That is fuckin' unbelievable.
That is so fuckin' unbelievable.
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00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:46,933
Vinnie, please, the neighbors
are gonna hear.
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Who gives a shit? I want 'em to hear!
I want everybody to know!
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- Hey, I'm havin' a baby!
- Way to go, Vinnie!
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We're gettin' married
right away, Ange, okay?
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It don't matter if it's
a boy or a girl or whatever...
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'cause whatever we have this time, we'll
go and have the other one the next time.
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Next time? Calm down.
This one ain't even born yet.
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Angie, I'm gonna
make you happy.
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I swear it.
Anything.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Oh.
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Saltines.
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My sister when she was pregnant with the
twins and had the morning sickness...
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- she said the saltines helped her.
- Oh.
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So tomorrow I'm gonna go out
and get you a dozen boxes.
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You want something now? - No, no,
Vinnie, please, I'm just scared, okay?
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Promise me we're not gonna turn out
like Tina and Jerry, okay?
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Tell me we're special.
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We're special, baby.
You make us special.
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I know that.
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But enough's enough. Angela, I mean,
you can be special and normal too.
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A house, a crib,
a nice normal life.
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I mean, I can't wait.
Can you, huh?
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Oh, boy.
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- Pop.
- Hi, Ange.
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I've got some good news.
Me and Vinnie are gonna get married.
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- You and Vinnie?
- We're gonna have a baby.
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You're havin' a baby?
Ahh!
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Oh, I'm so pleased!
That's fantastic!
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Hey, come here! She's going to get
married. She's having a baby.
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- It's a breast pump!
- You are gonna thank me for this.
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Let's make a toast
to the baby.
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To the baby.
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You're gonna love it, Angie,
the whole thing.
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It's the most beautiful experience
a woman can have. - Damn straight!
226
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:11,577
Except for the water retention.
My hands swelled up so much...
227
00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:14,413
I had to go to a jeweler
to get my rings cut off.
228
00:17:14,497 --> 00:17:18,251
Forget the hands. How 'bout the way
your breasts swell up'?
229
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:23,130
- I leaked so bad, I ruined 12 blouses.
- Oh, my God.
230
00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,132
That stuff,
it doesn't come out.
231
00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:28,427
Stop it! You'll give her nightmares
for the next seven months.
232
00:17:28,511 --> 00:17:32,848
- It really is a beautiful experience.
- Of course it is.
233
00:17:33,891 --> 00:17:35,851
Oh, I'm...
234
00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:39,480
When I was born, my mother, she pushed so
hard she had a B.M. right there on the table.
235
00:17:39,522 --> 00:17:43,276
Ah, I'm gonna uh...
I gotta take a walk.
236
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:46,821
- Angie, don't listen to them.
- I'm sorry!
237
00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:50,283
So, when are you gonna
start gettin' big?
238
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:53,744
You're gonna look so sexy
when you get some meat on your bones.
239
00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:57,915
Hey, look, baby names.
240
00:17:57,999 --> 00:18:02,461
Will I be sexy when my breasts are leakin'
and l'm having bowel movements on the table'?
241
00:18:02,545 --> 00:18:04,964
- What?
- Nothing.
242
00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:08,426
What about Joey or Johnny
if it's a boy'? Johnny or Jimmy?
243
00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:10,511
Or Debbie if it's a girl?
244
00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:13,139
For those
you need a book?
245
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,932
For instance, all right'?
246
00:18:15,016 --> 00:18:17,518
What about Marie
after my grandmother?
247
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,314
The woman who said I was a slut, who'd chew
your heart up and spit it on the pavement!
248
00:18:21,397 --> 00:18:23,899
It's just her way,
all right'?
249
00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:27,737
- How come we never go to a museum?
- Don't start with that.
250
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:30,406
It's a nice day out.
I don't wanna think about a museum.
251
00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:34,744
These pictures ain't so hard. You
can see people in 'em and everything.
252
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:41,000
That broad needs
to get laid.
253
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,836
Come on, fatty,
I'll buy ya a Carvel.
254
00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:04,023
Pop'? - Hi, Ange. I called before.
You weren't home.
255
00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:06,651
- Come in.
- How ya doin'?
256
00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:09,278
- I'm all right. How are you?
- Good, good, good.
257
00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:12,448
- What's in the box?
- A present.
258
00:19:12,531 --> 00:19:15,743
- Yeah?
- Open it.
259
00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:22,249
- A wedding dress.
- You ain't bought one yet, have you?
260
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,377
- No.
- Oh, good.
261
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:28,047
It's the one your mother wore
the day she married me.
262
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,259
Oh, my God.
263
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,303
- Oh, Pop!
- Isn't it beautiful?
264
00:19:34,387 --> 00:19:38,015
Here. Look at
the rest of it.
265
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,519
- Look at all these beads.
- Whoa!
266
00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:44,605
Angie, now that
is a wedding dress!
267
00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:49,694
Excuse me, Frank.
Sorry.
268
00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:52,321
I think it'll mean
a lot to her...
269
00:19:52,405 --> 00:19:55,950
if you wore it
on your wedding day.
270
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:59,704
My God, Pop. I can't believe
you saved it all this time.
271
00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:02,248
- Oh, honey, baby.
- Thank you.
272
00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:04,542
You don't throw out
a thing like that!
273
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,919
You can let it out too!
I mean, don't worry.
274
00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:10,381
- I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat.
- Shut up.
275
00:20:10,423 --> 00:20:12,758
Your mother doesn't know
I did this.
276
00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:16,429
When she sees you walking down the
aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her.
277
00:20:16,512 --> 00:20:20,433
- This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother.
- Of course, she is your mother.
278
00:20:20,516 --> 00:20:23,185
- She's not, Pop, no offense.
- She raised you since you were seven.
279
00:20:23,269 --> 00:20:25,396
- Stay outta this!
- Angie, don't start, huh?
280
00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:28,065
For over 2O years,
that woman tried to get you to like her.
281
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:31,777
- Now at least show her some respect.
- I ain't wearing her dress!
282
00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:35,364
How the hell did you get
so goddamn selfish?
283
00:20:35,448 --> 00:20:38,200
That woman saved my life
when I was married to your mother.
284
00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:40,453
She helped me through the
worst period of my life.
285
00:20:40,536 --> 00:20:43,289
You were seeing Kathy when you
were still married to my mother?
286
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,583
- Forget I mentioned the whole thing.
- Were you seeing her?
287
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:48,127
- Gimme the goddamn box!
- Everybody, calm down.
288
00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:50,671
- Take it easy, Ange. Calm down!
- Let me go!
289
00:20:50,755 --> 00:20:52,590
Ow! Jesus!
290
00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:56,719
I'm bleedin! What are you,
out of your mind?
291
00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:13,736
Come on, everybody.
Good. Make a line.
292
00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:15,988
Keep together.
293
00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:18,657
Maria?
294
00:21:18,741 --> 00:21:20,826
I saw that!
295
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:23,245
Let's go, come on.
296
00:23:24,325 --> 00:23:27,494
It breaks a lot of rules,
this picture.
297
00:23:27,578 --> 00:23:30,122
Empty space on the left.
298
00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:34,793
The pair of them looking at the short
side of the frame, but it works!
299
00:23:34,877 --> 00:23:40,174
All this emptiness reinforces
their isolation. Don't you think?
300
00:23:42,843 --> 00:23:44,720
Are you all right'?
301
00:23:44,803 --> 00:23:48,223
Yeah, lwill be...
if you leave.
302
00:23:53,854 --> 00:23:57,232
God.
303
00:24:15,501 --> 00:24:17,503
Excuse me!
304
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:21,131
Excuse me, ma'am.
There's no eating in the museum.
305
00:24:21,215 --> 00:24:24,176
I'll have to take those. - Trust me.
You want me to eat these crackers.
306
00:24:24,218 --> 00:24:28,138
- There are signs posted. No food or beverages...
- Pal, if I don't eat these...
307
00:24:28,222 --> 00:24:31,892
you're gonna have a new kind of modern art
on your floor. - I don't make the rules.
308
00:24:31,976 --> 00:24:34,520
- Then I'm going to have to puke on your paintings.
- I have to ask you to leave.
309
00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:36,188
Hey, get your hands...
310
00:24:36,271 --> 00:24:41,110
Calm down, please! - Take it easy, pal.
The lady's feelin' nauseous.
311
00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:46,240
An extreme reaction to Degas,
lwill admit. If it had been Picasso...
312
00:24:46,323 --> 00:24:49,076
- You know this man?
- I've never seen him before in my life.
313
00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:51,078
She's waiting for a formal introduction.
Could you do the honors?
314
00:24:51,161 --> 00:24:54,873
- Get off me. Why don't you throw him out?
- He's not eating.
315
00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:05,718
Here we go, outside.
Thank you very much.
316
00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:09,221
- Have a nice day.
- Your museum's overrated.
317
00:25:09,263 --> 00:25:12,474
And the guards at the Whitney
could kick your ass.
318
00:25:14,601 --> 00:25:18,063
Look, it was interesting
meeting you.
319
00:25:18,105 --> 00:25:20,691
Have a nice life. I'm sure
it'll be a short one.
320
00:25:20,774 --> 00:25:23,235
We haven't met.
My name's Noel. Yours, please?
321
00:25:23,277 --> 00:25:26,864
Ralph. - If we're giving real names,
mine's Denise.
322
00:25:26,947 --> 00:25:29,241
Are you lonely or horny?
What's your problem? - I'm Irish.
323
00:25:29,283 --> 00:25:32,286
Which often gets confused
for lonely and horny.
324
00:25:32,327 --> 00:25:35,748
You seemed to really like that
Degas painting. - Yeah, well...
325
00:25:35,789 --> 00:25:39,168
it looks like a lot
of marriages I've seen.
326
00:25:39,251 --> 00:25:42,963
- So, you some kind of artist or something?
- I'm an international lawyer.
327
00:25:43,047 --> 00:25:45,549
- You?
- Brain surgeon. Mount Sinai.
328
00:25:45,632 --> 00:25:47,843
I remember you from right
after the accident.
329
00:25:47,926 --> 00:25:52,056
You said I didn't need that
cerebral cortex. - That was me.
330
00:25:52,097 --> 00:25:55,768
Shamelessly obvious pass,
but can I buy you dinner?
331
00:25:55,851 --> 00:25:59,521
Denise, just 'cause I get thrown out of
a museum, don't mean I'm a cheap lay.
332
00:25:59,605 --> 00:26:02,107
- Dinner and a movie? I'm kidding!
- I gotta go.
333
00:26:02,191 --> 00:26:05,694
Just hang on a minute.
Let me give you my number.
334
00:26:11,116 --> 00:26:13,660
Here you are.
Come on.
335
00:26:13,744 --> 00:26:17,081
We could get thrown out
of the Guggenheim together.
336
00:26:32,012 --> 00:26:34,473
All right, you,
leave right now...
337
00:26:34,515 --> 00:26:37,684
and I won't use this Glock
nine millimeter I'm holdin'...
338
00:26:37,768 --> 00:26:40,437
to blow your face through
the back of your head!
339
00:26:40,521 --> 00:26:42,564
Not, "Gee, honey,
great to see ya!"
340
00:26:42,648 --> 00:26:44,942
But it's the most you said
to me in about a week.
341
00:26:44,983 --> 00:26:48,654
Vinnie, you idiot!
My God, you scared the shit outta me.
342
00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:52,574
Angela, what the fuck
is goin' on here?
343
00:26:52,658 --> 00:26:55,744
I go to touch you
and you pull away from me.
344
00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:59,998
I call you on the phone, you don't
want to talk to me! - Vinnie, go home.
345
00:27:00,082 --> 00:27:04,294
Ijust... I gotta have
some time to myself.
346
00:27:04,378 --> 00:27:07,131
- Oh, come on with that bullshit!
- Why is that bullshit?
347
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:10,968
You don't know everything.
You're not Carnac the Magnificent!
348
00:27:11,051 --> 00:27:13,470
You don't know what's goin'
on inside a person's head.
349
00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:21,228
- The eggplants are comin' very nice.
- Yeah, good.
350
00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:24,064
Don't put too much water on 'em.
351
00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:28,235
- How's the tomatoes?
- Good! Good fruit.
352
00:27:28,318 --> 00:27:30,279
Hi, Pop.
Hi, Kathy.
353
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,949
- Hi, Ange.
- Angie! Ah, listen...
354
00:27:34,032 --> 00:27:37,703
Garden looks beautiful,
Kathy. I mean it. You got the touch.
355
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:41,748
Listen, I never really said congratulations
about Vinnie and the baby.
356
00:27:41,832 --> 00:27:46,044
It's okay. - No, it's not. The baby
outweighs everything, Angie.
357
00:27:46,128 --> 00:27:49,506
It's a miracle
from God.
358
00:27:49,590 --> 00:27:52,134
I just hope you realize
what a precious gift it is.
359
00:28:12,654 --> 00:28:16,074
Pop, I'm sorry
about the other day.
360
00:28:16,158 --> 00:28:18,744
Cooled off real nice, huh?
361
00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:21,496
God must've finally won
a game of cards.
362
00:28:23,373 --> 00:28:26,752
Pop, I know you don't wanna
talk about it, but...
363
00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:29,046
Why'd you have an affair
on my mother?
364
00:28:29,129 --> 00:28:31,465
Why do you gotta start,
Angie, huh?
365
00:28:31,506 --> 00:28:34,009
Did you love her?
366
00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:42,851
Angie, you can never understand
what it was like livin' with her.
367
00:28:42,893 --> 00:28:45,520
Finding her in her
nightgown in the snow...
368
00:28:45,646 --> 00:28:48,649
dancin' with
her lips all blue.
369
00:28:50,192 --> 00:28:52,778
So she danced in the snow.
370
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,697
Maybe she liked it. Maybe she loved life
more than you and...
371
00:28:55,781 --> 00:28:59,326
Angie, I can't talk
about this, all right'?
372
00:28:59,368 --> 00:29:01,870
She's gone.
We have a life here. That's it.
373
00:29:01,954 --> 00:29:06,750
- Fine. I understand.
- No! No. Some thingsjust end, Angela.
374
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:10,587
- This is one of 'em.
- Fine.
375
00:29:13,674 --> 00:29:16,218
Exhale, turn left.
376
00:29:16,301 --> 00:29:19,596
Again, way up.
Lift, exhale.
377
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,516
And lift.
378
00:29:22,557 --> 00:29:24,559
And back,
hunching forward.
379
00:29:24,601 --> 00:29:26,728
Left arm, right.
Let the shoulders...
380
00:29:26,812 --> 00:29:31,316
Look at her. Nine months pregnant,
she goes on tape wearing white spandex.
381
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,695
I don't know. I like this tape.
They don't work you out so hard.
382
00:29:34,778 --> 00:29:37,489
Gimme that back!
I'm gonna kill you!
383
00:29:37,572 --> 00:29:41,159
Hey, what is going on
in there, huh?
384
00:29:41,243 --> 00:29:45,414
- Nothing.
- All right, so just relax, okay? Relax!
385
00:29:45,497 --> 00:29:48,834
Oh, they are gettin'
so weird!
386
00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:51,545
Richie took the little one,
turned him upside down like a mop...
387
00:29:51,628 --> 00:29:54,756
and practically did
the floor.
388
00:29:54,881 --> 00:29:58,468
- What's this?
- This is a guy.
389
00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:01,555
- A guy guy'?
- The "guyest."
390
00:30:01,638 --> 00:30:04,182
- Angela, what're you doin'?
- I met him in that museum.
391
00:30:04,224 --> 00:30:08,270
He's a real nutjob, but he's cute.
He's from Ireland.
392
00:30:08,353 --> 00:30:10,856
- Ijust don't know if I wanna call him.
- You're pregnant.
393
00:30:10,897 --> 00:30:13,984
You're getting married. You're carrying
around some foreigner's number...
394
00:30:14,067 --> 00:30:16,987
in your pocket like it's gonna burn too
big a hole to be lost in the bag.
395
00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:21,033
I think you wanna call him.
You're gonna end up on Oprah.
396
00:30:21,074 --> 00:30:25,287
I've been avoiding Vinnie like the
plague. He don't know what to think.
397
00:30:25,370 --> 00:30:29,624
Well, he's not
the only one, darlin'.
398
00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:32,544
Very nice! I leave you
five minutes, I got a big mess.
399
00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:27,474
- You paint these?
- Depends.
400
00:31:27,557 --> 00:31:31,269
- Do you like them?
- Uh, depends. What are they?
401
00:31:31,353 --> 00:31:34,189
That one is
"Rush Hour in Manhattan."
402
00:31:34,231 --> 00:31:38,318
Uh-huh. I do like 'em.
So'd you paint 'em'?
403
00:31:38,443 --> 00:31:41,279
I modeled.
That's me on the left.
404
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:46,952
I used to be thinner.
405
00:31:54,459 --> 00:31:57,546
I can't believe the elevator opens up
right into your apartment.
406
00:31:57,629 --> 00:32:00,465
So cool.
407
00:32:00,549 --> 00:32:03,677
I'm a little nervous. I haven't had
a morning after in a long time.
408
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,721
You?
I got up and cooked!
409
00:32:06,805 --> 00:32:09,891
I feel like me mother.
Next I'm gonna vacuum.
410
00:32:09,975 --> 00:32:12,227
Are you tellin' me you've
never done this before? - Never!
411
00:32:12,269 --> 00:32:16,148
But, uh, could you hurry it up, please?
I have to be back at the Met at 11:30.
412
00:32:16,189 --> 00:32:19,818
That accent lets you get
away with a shitload, huh?
413
00:32:19,901 --> 00:32:23,613
It's a crap accent.
Yours is the ace one.
414
00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:26,658
Hey, so, just because
I get thrown out of the museum...
415
00:32:26,741 --> 00:32:30,245
don't mean I'm a cheap lay.
416
00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:33,707
- Good. Very DeNiro.
- Thank you.
417
00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:37,752
- Can you do mine? Go on, give it a try.
- No.
418
00:32:37,836 --> 00:32:39,421
All right.
419
00:32:39,504 --> 00:32:42,799
Pink hearts, yellow stars,
orange moons, green clovers.
420
00:32:42,883 --> 00:32:45,469
Magically delicious!
421
00:32:45,552 --> 00:32:49,306
What have the Irish ever done to you
to make you hate us so much'?
422
00:32:49,389 --> 00:32:51,141
Bagels.
423
00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:55,896
- So, Noel, you like kids?
- Sure.
424
00:32:55,937 --> 00:33:00,567
That's why I stayed one
'til lwas 35... 38, 42... Hike!
425
00:33:02,944 --> 00:33:06,490
- Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em.
- You don't say.
426
00:33:09,409 --> 00:33:13,914
- What's the music?
- Jules Massenet. It's from a ballet.
427
00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:19,628
It's all about a guy
and a girl... and death.
428
00:33:19,669 --> 00:33:21,671
And death comes
to take the guy.
429
00:33:21,755 --> 00:33:26,927
You know, death:
White face, black tights, bad attitude.
430
00:33:26,968 --> 00:33:31,806
And the girl tricks death into taking
her instead of the guy.
431
00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:34,518
- Hmm.
- Atta girl.
432
00:33:40,941 --> 00:33:43,443
- This an Irish chick?
- Huh?
433
00:33:43,527 --> 00:33:47,656
- She obviously ain't Italian!
- Shut up.
434
00:34:09,553 --> 00:34:11,596
How you doin'?
435
00:34:13,557 --> 00:34:16,142
WOW!
436
00:34:20,689 --> 00:34:22,691
Hello.
437
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:28,321
You must be my 12:00.
438
00:34:29,155 --> 00:34:31,157
So, what is this?
439
00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:34,869
- It's an office.
- Yes, I see that.
440
00:34:34,953 --> 00:34:38,415
Your machine said
to try you at your office.
441
00:34:38,498 --> 00:34:41,751
You know, here I thought
you were an artist.
442
00:34:41,835 --> 00:34:46,298
- I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit.
- I told you I was a lawyer.
443
00:34:46,381 --> 00:34:48,425
Yeah, but you
never tell the truth.
444
00:34:48,508 --> 00:34:52,220
Well, the lonely painter in the loft was
working so well, and people hate lawyers.
445
00:34:52,304 --> 00:34:55,599
No, people hate lies.
446
00:34:55,682 --> 00:34:59,102
So, is this really yours?
Maybe you rented it to impress me.
447
00:34:59,185 --> 00:35:02,355
No, I rented the apartment
to impress you.
448
00:35:02,439 --> 00:35:06,026
Let's make a system of bells. One ring,
you're full of shit; Two, you're not.
449
00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:07,861
Fine, so,
what do you do?
450
00:35:07,944 --> 00:35:10,363
- I'm a fashion model.
- Bong!
451
00:35:10,405 --> 00:35:13,033
- Screw you!
- Well.
452
00:35:13,074 --> 00:35:15,910
What I mean is, you're
far too intelligent. - Yes.
453
00:35:15,994 --> 00:35:18,330
Good save,
but screw you anyway.
454
00:35:18,413 --> 00:35:22,042
Never met a woman
like you.
455
00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:25,045
I've met teamsters
like you.
456
00:35:25,128 --> 00:35:27,088
Teamster ever do this?
457
00:35:29,883 --> 00:35:33,803
Yeah, but I told him lwas married
and that was the end of it.
458
00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:43,063
Should I come back
at 1:00?
459
00:35:46,483 --> 00:35:49,277
How many times has
this happened to you?
460
00:35:49,361 --> 00:35:51,321
At Dopodomani Plumbers
we guarantee...
461
00:35:51,404 --> 00:35:54,074
Cut, cut, cut.
Vinnie, we gotta do it again.
462
00:35:54,157 --> 00:35:57,160
You're doin' great, but remember
you're a little stiff.
463
00:35:57,243 --> 00:35:59,245
What's the first thing
I said to you about the camera?
464
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:01,414
- "The camera is your..."
- My friend.
465
00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:03,750
Right. And it's never gonna
talk back to you. - Right.
466
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:07,796
Say whatever you want. Just
talk to the camera, nice, friendly...
467
00:36:07,837 --> 00:36:10,131
All right.
Thanks.
468
00:36:11,758 --> 00:36:14,260
- Okay. Ready, Vinnie?
- Oh, yeah.
469
00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:17,138
Okay.
Ready... action.
470
00:36:20,475 --> 00:36:23,978
How many times has this
happened to you? - Cut.
471
00:36:24,062 --> 00:36:27,065
- What's the matter?
- That smile. You know how to smile?
472
00:36:27,107 --> 00:36:28,858
I'm not smilin'?
473
00:36:30,944 --> 00:36:33,905
- Just dial... 1-9-1-0...
- No, no, no.
474
00:36:33,988 --> 00:36:35,782
- What?
- Vinnie. Vinnie.
475
00:36:35,865 --> 00:36:39,160
Just dial 9-1-0,
P-L-U-M-M...
476
00:36:39,244 --> 00:36:41,204
- No, no!
- What?
477
00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:48,420
Let me ask you a question. How many
times has this happened to you?
478
00:36:48,503 --> 00:36:52,757
At Dopodomani Plumbers, we guarantee we
can lick any problem in one hour or less...
479
00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:55,635
or it's no charge to you;
Get your money back.
480
00:36:55,677 --> 00:36:57,971
Just dial...
481
00:36:58,054 --> 00:37:01,808
9-1-0 Plummers.
P-L-U-M-M-E-R-S.
482
00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:05,937
- Vinnie, hand me a ratchet.
- Sure.
483
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:09,899
Dopodomani Plumbers, because you never
know what you'll find under your sink.
484
00:37:09,983 --> 00:37:13,611
And... cut! ltwas great, Vinnie.
Everything worked.
485
00:37:13,653 --> 00:37:16,573
- Itwas all right. Don't wanna look like an idiot.
- It was great.
486
00:37:16,656 --> 00:37:19,784
Can't help the way you look, but you
sounded great. - You're very funny.
487
00:37:19,826 --> 00:37:22,662
- You know Tina? You'll probably like her.
- Yeah? She single?
488
00:37:22,746 --> 00:37:24,164
- How much'?
- Ah, $600.
489
00:37:24,247 --> 00:37:26,166
- Thought we said five.
- Six.
490
00:37:26,249 --> 00:37:30,503
- Here you go. Better look good.
- You look great.
491
00:37:30,587 --> 00:37:33,798
- Come on, Ange, let's go. I'm hungry.
- So go eat.
492
00:37:33,882 --> 00:37:35,842
What are you doin'?
Get outta there. We're done.
493
00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:38,970
- No.
- What do you mean, "No"?
494
00:37:39,053 --> 00:37:42,182
- Come on, let's go. Come on.
- No.
495
00:37:42,223 --> 00:37:46,770
I have never been so humiliated in my
whole life. You didn't even see my face.
496
00:37:46,853 --> 00:37:50,982
It's acting, Angela. Do you think the
guy in The Elephant Man said...
497
00:37:51,065 --> 00:37:53,985
"l ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't
gonna see my face"? Huh?
498
00:37:54,027 --> 00:37:56,321
- Ow!
- Besides, your legs look terrific.
499
00:37:56,404 --> 00:38:00,742
- And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms."
- It's somebody else's number.
500
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,246
- You did a good job.
- Thank you. You, too.
501
00:38:05,371 --> 00:38:08,208
Thank you.
502
00:38:08,249 --> 00:38:11,211
So, I forgot to tell ya.
503
00:38:11,252 --> 00:38:14,631
- Took out a homeowners loan yesterday.
- Huh?
504
00:38:14,714 --> 00:38:18,134
I bought a house. - You forgot
to tell me. What, are you crazy?
505
00:38:18,176 --> 00:38:21,513
It's the sweetest little place you've
ever seen on Eighty-fourth Street, baby.
506
00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:25,183
- You're serious!
- Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage.
507
00:38:25,266 --> 00:38:27,727
It's got a little room for the baby.
You should've seen it.
508
00:38:27,811 --> 00:38:31,856
You're damn right I should've seen it
before you took out a loan on a house!
509
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:34,651
A whole house!
Ain't I supposed to live in it too'?
510
00:38:34,734 --> 00:38:37,904
Realtor said another couple were gonna
make an offer. I had to move on it!
511
00:38:37,987 --> 00:38:41,908
You've been goin' places
with a realtor behind my back?
512
00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:46,496
- Huh?
- Angela, you've seemed edgy lately.
513
00:38:46,579 --> 00:38:49,499
I thought I'd look at a few
places, check 'em out first.
514
00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:52,001
Do all the legwork
and then show 'em to you.
515
00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:55,129
I never thought I'd have
to say "yes" to one on the spot.
516
00:38:58,925 --> 00:39:01,302
All right, Vinnie, look.
517
00:39:01,386 --> 00:39:04,305
I've been thinkin' about this so
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
518
00:39:04,305 --> 00:39:06,683
I don't think it's a good idea
our gettin' married.
519
00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:11,521
- I don't think we'd be good for each other.
- Angela, don't bust my balls.
520
00:39:11,604 --> 00:39:15,108
- You see it first. Then if you don't like it...
- It's notjust the house.
521
00:39:15,191 --> 00:39:17,819
- It's everything, all right!
- Oh, here she goes.
522
00:39:17,902 --> 00:39:21,322
- She's gonna try and be all serious now.
- I am serious as cancer!
523
00:39:21,406 --> 00:39:24,033
It's not something you can
talk me out of, so please don't try.
524
00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:27,745
You know what I'm like when I'm certain
and I am certain about this.
525
00:39:28,872 --> 00:39:31,624
This is crazy.
Are you really that mad'?
526
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:35,003
It's not crazy!
It's how I feel! I'm sorry.
527
00:39:35,086 --> 00:39:37,463
Hey, where're you goin'?
528
00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:43,511
I don't believe this.
I don't fucking believe this!
529
00:39:43,595 --> 00:39:46,848
Vin, please,
you had to see it comin'.
530
00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:48,558
Goddammit!
531
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,561
Goddammit!
Get outta the fucking way!
532
00:39:52,562 --> 00:39:54,355
Hey, you
son-of-a-bitch!
533
00:39:59,861 --> 00:40:03,406
Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'?
534
00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:05,617
Goddamn motherfucker!
535
00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:16,085
Vinnie, cut it out.
Come on!
536
00:40:16,169 --> 00:40:19,714
Jesus.
What are you doin'?
537
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:37,523
All right.
538
00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:40,234
Now, say it
to me again.
539
00:40:40,318 --> 00:40:43,571
I can't go out with you
no more, Vinnie.
540
00:40:43,613 --> 00:40:47,325
You can't go out
with me no more'?
541
00:40:49,911 --> 00:40:52,246
You're pregnant
with my baby.
542
00:40:52,288 --> 00:40:55,833
We're gettin' married
and you can't go out with me no more'?
543
00:40:58,336 --> 00:41:02,799
Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question.
And I need an answer.
544
00:41:02,882 --> 00:41:08,054
Whatever you say, that's it.
No goin' back. No changin' your mind.
545
00:41:08,096 --> 00:41:12,141
'Cause I can't take it.
Okay? I can't take it anymore.
546
00:41:16,270 --> 00:41:19,190
Are we gonna get married
or not'?
547
00:41:19,273 --> 00:41:21,192
No.
548
00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:36,249
Have you ever loved me,
Angela? No, really!
549
00:41:36,290 --> 00:41:40,086
'Cause I don't
think so.
550
00:41:40,128 --> 00:41:42,422
I mean, what are people
gonna think?
551
00:41:42,463 --> 00:41:45,425
What are they
gonna say, huh?
552
00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:48,094
You're knocked up with my baby
and you won't even marry me.
553
00:41:48,177 --> 00:41:52,390
They're gonna think I'm some kind
of fucking animal. - No, Vin, come on.
554
00:41:52,432 --> 00:41:56,561
It doesn't matter what people think.
You're a great guy.
555
00:41:56,644 --> 00:42:00,690
You could find somebody better
in like two minutes.
556
00:42:00,773 --> 00:42:04,360
Like you
found somebody?
557
00:42:04,402 --> 00:42:08,031
It ain't like that, Vin.
558
00:42:10,241 --> 00:42:13,703
That would be better,
you know.
559
00:42:18,624 --> 00:42:21,085
You just don't wanna
marry me.
560
00:42:26,382 --> 00:42:28,968
- Right?
- Yeah.
561
00:43:07,298 --> 00:43:10,343
- Hello?
- Hey, Noel, it's Angie.
562
00:43:10,426 --> 00:43:12,970
Listen, I got somethin'
I gotta tell ya.
563
00:43:13,012 --> 00:43:17,308
Yeah? I got something to tell you too.
No bullshit, two bells.
564
00:43:17,350 --> 00:43:20,228
Me first. My bell's louder.
My bell's Big Ben.
565
00:43:20,311 --> 00:43:24,941
- You sittin'?
- Sure.
566
00:43:25,024 --> 00:43:27,652
Maybe that's not enough.
Maybe you better, like, get into bed.
567
00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:30,404
- What is it?
- I'm pregnant.
568
00:43:30,488 --> 00:43:34,325
It's not yours.
It's from before I met you.
569
00:43:35,243 --> 00:43:37,578
Oh.
570
00:43:37,662 --> 00:43:40,414
So, are we still on for dinner
on Friday?
571
00:43:46,796 --> 00:43:49,257
You're okay, Noel.
Whoever you are.
572
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:52,343
What'd you have
to tell me?
573
00:43:52,426 --> 00:43:56,931
You're not gonna believe this, but,
uh, I'm pregnant too, and it is yours.
574
00:43:57,014 --> 00:44:00,184
How's that
for coincidences?
575
00:44:35,469 --> 00:44:37,889
Careful.
Excuse me.
576
00:44:37,972 --> 00:44:41,142
Sorry.
What's his problem?
577
00:44:41,225 --> 00:44:43,519
- Where are we?
- Right over here.
578
00:44:43,603 --> 00:44:47,106
Thank God we're on the aisle.
I gotta pee every five minutes.
579
00:44:47,190 --> 00:44:49,483
Quit whinin'
about your broken water!
580
00:44:49,567 --> 00:44:54,071
I've had these tickets for six months
and we're not leaving now!
581
00:44:55,907 --> 00:44:57,825
I'll be fine.
582
00:46:07,061 --> 00:46:10,773
That's a Jeté Lift.
583
00:46:43,222 --> 00:46:47,727
- That's a Sissone Lancé.
- Would you get over yourself.
584
00:46:53,316 --> 00:46:58,696
Oh, look. That's called...
"Ouch, my balls!"
585
00:47:06,704 --> 00:47:10,166
ls this... ls this good?
I mean, this is a great ballet?
586
00:47:10,249 --> 00:47:12,501
How would I know?
Never saw one before.
587
00:47:12,585 --> 00:47:15,921
I just thought
you'd like it.
588
00:47:17,882 --> 00:47:19,884
I do.
589
00:48:16,273 --> 00:48:18,234
What?
590
00:48:18,275 --> 00:48:21,028
What are you doin'?
591
00:48:21,112 --> 00:48:22,988
Makin' pizza.
592
00:48:23,072 --> 00:48:25,116
Pizza don't come
on English muffins.
593
00:48:25,199 --> 00:48:27,118
Vinnie used to love
my pizzelles.
594
00:48:27,201 --> 00:48:30,955
You never really cooked
for him much, did you?
595
00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:33,499
- I admit, I never sprayed his food.
- Very funny.
596
00:48:33,582 --> 00:48:36,502
You laugh alone in bed
at night?
597
00:48:43,634 --> 00:48:45,886
What are you doin'?
598
00:48:45,970 --> 00:48:47,930
It's my breathing
exercises.
599
00:48:48,013 --> 00:48:50,099
- That can't be good for the baby.
- It's Lamaze.
600
00:48:50,182 --> 00:48:53,894
Fine. When the kid gets asthma,
God forbid, don't come runnin' to me.
601
00:48:54,019 --> 00:48:56,897
- You can't be serious!
- Come on, I'm watching!
602
00:48:56,981 --> 00:49:01,777
In my day, women did not need Lamaze
or VCRs in the delivery room.
603
00:49:01,861 --> 00:49:04,071
They all had drugs.
They slept through the whole thing.
604
00:49:04,113 --> 00:49:07,616
Really? I can tell you
there were a lot fewer Caesareans.
605
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,954
'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't
wait to get their careers goin' before kids.
606
00:49:12,037 --> 00:49:15,249
Because motherhood was
a career, the most important career!
607
00:49:15,291 --> 00:49:17,501
Yeah, well,
the pay stinks.
608
00:49:17,585 --> 00:49:22,423
It amazes me how people who have never been
through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong.
609
00:49:22,465 --> 00:49:25,926
Angie! - No, tell her. She's always
on my case with little digs.
610
00:49:26,010 --> 00:49:28,304
It'd be so much easier for me
if Vinnie were still around.
611
00:49:28,387 --> 00:49:30,723
I'm not gaining enough weight
for my height... - You're not.
612
00:49:30,806 --> 00:49:33,058
'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food.
Two more weeks of this...
613
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:37,563
That's enough! - Kathy, when you have
a baby come and talk to me.
614
00:49:37,646 --> 00:49:40,691
Until then, don't stick your
nose where it ain't never been.
615
00:49:40,774 --> 00:49:43,694
Excuse me.
616
00:49:46,947 --> 00:49:50,409
- What? What'd I do?
- I hope you're happy now!
617
00:49:50,493 --> 00:49:53,829
She has been there, Angie.
She lost a baby her first marriage.
618
00:49:53,913 --> 00:49:55,789
- Didn't live an hour.
- How am I supposed to know that?
619
00:49:55,873 --> 00:49:59,168
You weren't! You were
just supposed to be a little nicer.
620
00:49:59,251 --> 00:50:02,463
You're supposed to treat her
like your mother.
621
00:50:06,175 --> 00:50:09,303
I just don't think it's right,
the whole thing with Noel.
622
00:50:09,386 --> 00:50:11,430
Don't start, please.
623
00:50:11,472 --> 00:50:13,974
You see him, what,
once, twice a week?
624
00:50:14,099 --> 00:50:16,227
- He never met your parents.
- Oh, yeah.
625
00:50:16,310 --> 00:50:19,897
And you never talk about what's gonna
happen after the baby's born.
626
00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,982
He's my vacation
from all that.
627
00:50:22,066 --> 00:50:25,569
How do you know what kind
of father he's gonna be?
628
00:50:25,653 --> 00:50:28,531
When lwas pregnant, all
Jerry ever talked about...
629
00:50:28,614 --> 00:50:31,075
was how he was gonna teach
the kids stick ball.
630
00:50:31,158 --> 00:50:35,079
I guess they can't
all be Jerry, huh?
631
00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:37,957
I'm sorry.
Could we just do this please?
632
00:50:37,998 --> 00:50:42,002
Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin'
the whole focal point.
633
00:50:42,127 --> 00:50:44,338
I ain't using this
as no focal point.
634
00:50:44,421 --> 00:50:46,757
Ain't you got
something else?
635
00:50:46,799 --> 00:50:50,261
You gonna bring a roll of cookie
dough in the delivery room'? - Why not'?
636
00:50:50,386 --> 00:50:52,513
- Maybe, I don't know.
- What've you got?
637
00:50:52,555 --> 00:50:54,890
How 'bout this?
638
00:50:54,974 --> 00:50:59,812
I bet this will give you something to
concentrate on when you're in labor!
639
00:50:59,895 --> 00:51:01,647
If I had this,
I wouldn't be in labor.
640
00:51:01,730 --> 00:51:04,650
- Give it to me. I need it!
- It's mine now!
641
00:51:06,485 --> 00:51:09,363
Hey, you ready?
I got the kids waitin' in the car.
642
00:51:09,446 --> 00:51:12,533
What the hell
is so funny'?
643
00:51:12,616 --> 00:51:16,495
Nothing. We were just talkin' about
Tina's old boyfriend. - He was so plastic!
644
00:51:16,537 --> 00:51:19,373
Finish it on the phone, will ya'?
It's all you do anyway.
645
00:51:19,456 --> 00:51:23,168
Fuckin' $100 phone bills. And those
calls ain't mine, you know that, Teen.
646
00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:27,965
Why not'? You're the only one who's home
all day. - That's real nice. That's...
647
00:51:30,676 --> 00:51:33,345
What the hell is this?
648
00:51:33,429 --> 00:51:35,723
Well, Well, Well!
649
00:51:35,806 --> 00:51:38,434
You girls havin' a little afternoon
delight, huh? - Yeah.
650
00:51:38,517 --> 00:51:41,145
When did you pull this out
of mothballs?
651
00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:44,857
When she realized at least
that thing made noise in bed.
652
00:51:46,442 --> 00:51:49,486
She only got this in the first place
because I wouldn't fuck her.
653
00:51:49,570 --> 00:51:52,406
Jerry, if I was her, lwouldn't fuck you
with a rented vagina.
654
00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:55,576
You got some mouth.
No wonder Vinnie dumped you.
655
00:51:55,659 --> 00:51:59,955
What the fuck is this?
A body block from Petunia Pig?
656
00:52:00,039 --> 00:52:03,083
- I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant?
- Shut up and let's go.
657
00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:04,710
Don't tell me to shut up.
658
00:52:04,793 --> 00:52:07,212
You just can't take I'm the only one
who tells you the truth, Teen.
659
00:52:07,296 --> 00:52:11,425
You're a real saint. - If it wasn't for
me makin' fun, she'd weigh 500 pounds.
660
00:52:11,508 --> 00:52:13,969
- She looks great.
- Oh, yeah?
661
00:52:14,011 --> 00:52:16,305
- Come here. What size is this?
- Come on.
662
00:52:16,347 --> 00:52:19,683
Cut it out! - Tell me what size it is!
Eighteen? Eighteen, huh?
663
00:52:19,767 --> 00:52:23,395
- That's not a size, it's a voting age.
- Get out of my fucking house!
664
00:52:23,479 --> 00:52:25,773
Ooh! What a pair of ladies
we got here.
665
00:52:25,856 --> 00:52:28,442
Little Miss Toilet Mouth
and Orchid, the Killer Whale.
666
00:52:28,525 --> 00:52:30,611
Let's just go, okay?
I'm sorry, Angie.
667
00:52:30,694 --> 00:52:33,072
What are you sorry for'?
Don't you apologize for me!
668
00:52:33,155 --> 00:52:36,909
- Get your fuckin' hands off her!
- I know the two of you are get up to!
669
00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:40,579
Talk about what a fuckin' loser
I am! How I can't find a fuckin' job!
670
00:52:40,663 --> 00:52:43,707
Well, your kid's
gonna be a bastard!
671
00:52:43,791 --> 00:52:46,543
And who the hell do you think's gonna
put up with you except a loser like me?
672
00:52:46,627 --> 00:52:48,712
Dad, leave her alone.
673
00:52:48,796 --> 00:52:52,549
I told you guys
to stay in the car!
674
00:52:52,633 --> 00:52:54,635
Okay, g0, 90, 9°-
675
00:52:56,053 --> 00:52:59,056
- You fuckhead!
- Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist.
676
00:53:45,102 --> 00:53:47,563
Go to sleep.
677
00:54:36,862 --> 00:54:39,948
I'll get you right now.
678
00:54:47,122 --> 00:54:49,208
Noel! Noel!
679
00:54:51,168 --> 00:54:53,086
Noel.
680
00:54:53,170 --> 00:54:54,797
- Hi.
- Hey, happy Christmas.
681
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,383
- Where ya been?
- My plane was late. Where's Angie?
682
00:54:58,467 --> 00:55:02,095
She's not ready. Come here.
I'll get you a drink.
683
00:55:08,143 --> 00:55:12,648
All right, everybody. If you could clear
the dance floor please.
684
00:55:12,731 --> 00:55:15,317
Thank you.
685
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,320
Tonight we have a very
special visitor...
686
00:55:18,403 --> 00:55:20,823
- straight from the North Pole.
- Yeah.
687
00:55:23,617 --> 00:55:26,620
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho.
Merry Christmas.
688
00:55:26,703 --> 00:55:30,457
- Is that who I think it is?
- Yes.
689
00:55:30,499 --> 00:55:33,752
- Okay, Tony, give me a hand.
- You goin' up there?
690
00:55:42,302 --> 00:55:45,180
All right.
691
00:55:45,222 --> 00:55:47,975
- Give me your hand.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
692
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,191
I got a special one
for you, baby.
693
00:56:04,032 --> 00:56:06,535
Yeah!
694
00:56:14,209 --> 00:56:16,044
Oh, Angie!
695
00:56:33,061 --> 00:56:34,563
Whoo!
696
00:56:46,241 --> 00:56:49,745
Angie. Oh, my God, Angie.
697
00:56:49,828 --> 00:56:53,248
Oh, my God, it's the baby!
698
00:56:58,003 --> 00:57:00,464
Yeah. Don't worry.
I took care of it.
699
00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:03,926
Keep breathing.
Take it easy.
700
00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:12,142
Hang in there.
701
00:57:12,225 --> 00:57:15,562
You're gonna be all right. - Excuse me,
she's having a baby. Where's Maternity?
702
00:57:15,604 --> 00:57:18,065
- Fifth.
- Five. Fifth floor.
703
00:57:18,106 --> 00:57:20,317
- Oh, I'm having another...
- Gimme the chair.
704
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,737
- Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth.
- You're okay.
705
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:26,365
- Thank you. Sit down.
- Got a chair right behind you.
706
00:57:26,406 --> 00:57:28,951
In your nose, out of your mouth.
You gotta breathe.
707
00:57:29,034 --> 00:57:32,663
In... good.
Out... good, Angela.
708
00:57:32,746 --> 00:57:36,708
- Here we go. Here we go.
- In... out.
709
00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:39,002
Tony, she's preregistered.
Check her in, please.
710
00:57:39,086 --> 00:57:41,088
- Name'?
- Angie Scaci...
711
00:57:41,129 --> 00:57:46,218
Uh, Scacca... How do
you pronounce Angie's last name?
712
00:57:46,259 --> 00:57:49,262
- Where's Dr. Gould?
- Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
713
00:57:49,304 --> 00:57:52,391
I hope he gets here soon.
Are you the coach? - I'm the coach.
714
00:57:52,516 --> 00:57:55,352
Only the coach is allowed on the L.D.R.
Out of the way. Orderly!
715
00:57:55,394 --> 00:57:57,729
- Stay with me. Don't leave me!
- I can't.
716
00:57:57,813 --> 00:58:01,400
He's gonna be there when you get out.
I'm right here.
717
00:58:01,441 --> 00:58:04,945
- Breathe, Angie.
- That's a girl.
718
00:58:05,028 --> 00:58:07,406
You're doing great.
719
00:58:07,489 --> 00:58:09,449
Hold on.
I'm comin'.
720
00:58:09,533 --> 00:58:12,369
- One, two, three.
- Where am I goin'?
721
00:58:17,582 --> 00:58:20,502
She's gonna be a mother.
722
00:58:23,171 --> 00:58:26,299
- Uh, do you wanna give this to Angie for me?
- Oh, sure.
723
00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:32,639
- Breathe with me.
- Oooh, I'm dying!
724
00:58:32,681 --> 00:58:36,143
- You're not dying. Breathe.
- I can't do it! I gotta go home!
725
00:58:36,226 --> 00:58:39,688
- Yes, you can. You're not breathing.
- Help me, somebody!
726
00:58:39,771 --> 00:58:41,690
- Come on, breathe.
- It's all right, Angie.
727
00:58:41,773 --> 00:58:45,152
- Help me!
- Look at me. Look at your friend.
728
00:58:45,235 --> 00:58:47,237
That's a girl.
729
00:58:50,657 --> 00:58:52,909
S-c-a-c-c...
730
00:58:52,951 --> 00:58:55,704
l-a-p-e-n-s-i-e-r-i.
731
00:58:55,746 --> 00:58:58,290
Scacciapensieri.
732
00:58:58,415 --> 00:59:02,502
Sorry, we don't have a Scaccia-whatever
in the computer.
733
00:59:02,627 --> 00:59:05,505
I have an Angie
Scotch-and-soda.
734
00:59:05,630 --> 00:59:09,051
- Where? That's my patient.
- Hello, Doctor. She's in Delivery.
735
00:59:09,134 --> 00:59:13,138
Thanks. Are you
the grandparents?
736
00:59:13,221 --> 00:59:15,640
Don't worry.
737
00:59:15,724 --> 00:59:18,268
We'll take
good care of her.
738
00:59:20,270 --> 00:59:23,523
Dr. Thorn, dial 1-8-2, please.
739
00:59:25,776 --> 00:59:28,070
- How ya doin'? Where is she?
- Good.
740
00:59:28,153 --> 00:59:30,280
- Inside.
- How's she doin'?
741
00:59:30,363 --> 00:59:32,282
Is that her?
742
00:59:32,324 --> 00:59:34,409
Five, six, seven, eight...
743
00:59:34,493 --> 00:59:39,748
People, people, I'm gonna have to ask
you again, please wait in the lobby.
744
00:59:39,790 --> 00:59:42,000
We need
these hallways clear.
745
00:59:42,084 --> 00:59:46,421
- That hurts too much!
- One more time. Don't waste it.
746
00:59:46,463 --> 00:59:48,423
- I ca...
- Push, push.
747
00:59:48,465 --> 00:59:50,967
- No, I can't. It hurts!
- Come on.
748
00:59:51,051 --> 00:59:53,553
That's good.
749
00:59:53,637 --> 00:59:56,848
Oh! That was a big one!
ltwon't be long now.
750
00:59:56,932 --> 00:59:59,476
- You're doin' great.
- Yes, you can. You can.
751
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:04,523
Just change hands one second 'cause
I can't quite... - I want my epidural!
752
01:00:04,564 --> 01:00:06,900
Oh, I told you.
It's too late for an epidural.
753
01:00:06,983 --> 01:00:10,070
Tell him I still think
it would be worth doing. - No.
754
01:00:10,153 --> 01:00:12,739
- No!
- Come on, Angie, push!
755
01:00:12,823 --> 01:00:15,367
- Die!
- Angie, focus.
756
01:00:15,450 --> 01:00:19,287
I brought the focal point.
I got the focal point.
757
01:00:19,329 --> 01:00:21,915
Okay, right here, baby.
Come on.
758
01:00:21,998 --> 01:00:24,709
It's-It's all I had in...
759
01:00:24,793 --> 01:00:26,711
Breathe, now.
Breathe.
760
01:00:26,795 --> 01:00:29,422
- Focus on this.
- Get this the fuck outta here!
761
01:00:29,506 --> 01:00:34,302
Angie, listen to me. There's something
I like mothers to do during deliveries...
762
01:00:34,344 --> 01:00:37,389
to help them concentrate
on pushing and that's to sing.
763
01:00:37,472 --> 01:00:39,599
What?
764
01:00:39,683 --> 01:00:43,353
It's a medical fact that you can't panic
while you're singing Marvin Hamlisch.
765
01:00:43,436 --> 01:00:46,481
One singular sensation.
766
01:00:46,565 --> 01:00:50,235
Every little step she takes
Ba-Ba-da-Ba-Ba-da-Ba.
767
01:00:50,318 --> 01:00:54,406
- But I can't.
- One thrilling combination.
768
01:00:54,447 --> 01:00:58,326
- What's happening to me?
- Every move that she makes Bum-buh-da-bah-da.
769
01:00:58,410 --> 01:01:01,746
You don't know that song, we could do...
Kiss today good-bye.
770
01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:05,584
No, I know the song.
I just don't feel like singing!
771
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:07,752
I think I know what's best.
772
01:01:07,836 --> 01:01:09,629
Listen, shortstuff!
773
01:01:09,671 --> 01:01:13,175
The day you try and pass a ten-pound bowling
ball through the head of your dick...
774
01:01:13,258 --> 01:01:17,596
I will sing the whole fucking score
to Phantom Of The Opera...
775
01:01:17,637 --> 01:01:21,057
Okay, this is
doctor's orders, Angie. Push!
776
01:01:21,141 --> 01:01:24,603
One singular sensation.
777
01:01:24,644 --> 01:01:27,314
Every fuckin' step
she takes.
778
01:01:27,397 --> 01:01:32,652
- Breathe in and push.
- One thrilling combination.
779
01:01:32,694 --> 01:01:36,031
Every fucking move she makes.
780
01:01:36,114 --> 01:01:40,410
Warning, now, don't make me cranky.
Please wait in the lobby.
781
01:01:40,493 --> 01:01:43,371
- You're doing great.
- The baby's crowning.
782
01:01:43,455 --> 01:01:46,333
- Oh, it burns!
- Don't push.
783
01:01:46,374 --> 01:01:48,376
Don't push. Don't push.
Breathe.
784
01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:51,713
Oh, I gotta push.
785
01:01:51,796 --> 01:01:55,008
- No, you don't.
- I'm just suctioning out the fluids now.
786
01:01:55,091 --> 01:01:58,595
- Come on, push.
- Help me, help me!
787
01:01:58,678 --> 01:02:03,016
- Angie, I can see it.
- All right, come on now. One more push.
788
01:02:03,058 --> 01:02:04,851
This is the last one.
Here we go.
789
01:02:04,935 --> 01:02:07,312
- Bear down. Bear down. Bear down.
- Another push.
790
01:02:07,395 --> 01:02:10,357
- Bear down. Bear down. There you go.
- Come on.
791
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,817
It's a boy!
792
01:02:12,901 --> 01:02:16,196
- It's a boy!
- 0h, my God!
793
01:02:16,279 --> 01:02:17,697
2:14.
794
01:02:17,739 --> 01:02:20,867
Oh, my God, look at his balls!
He's Italian, all right.
795
01:02:20,951 --> 01:02:24,996
- He's Italian! You got a boy!
- Thank you.
796
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,499
Call Pediatrics.
797
01:02:27,540 --> 01:02:30,669
What for'?
Oh, his arm.
798
01:02:30,752 --> 01:02:33,046
What?
What's wrong with his arm?
799
01:02:37,092 --> 01:02:39,594
Doc'?
800
01:02:39,678 --> 01:02:43,181
There's a little problem,
but before we get hysterical...
801
01:02:43,223 --> 01:02:46,476
we're just gonna clean him up, call
Pediatrics and have them evaluate it.
802
01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:48,812
- Can't I hold my baby?
- Of course you can.
803
01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:51,231
- As soon as he's ready.
- The baby's stable, Doctor.
804
01:02:51,273 --> 01:02:53,566
- Tina?
- Angie.
805
01:02:53,650 --> 01:02:57,696
I'm-I'm just gonna tell
everybody you got a boy.
806
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:12,168
- Vinnie.
- Tina, what is it?
807
01:03:12,252 --> 01:03:14,587
What's wrong?
808
01:03:20,719 --> 01:03:23,471
Here's your
beautiful baby.
809
01:03:23,555 --> 01:03:25,974
There we go.
810
01:03:26,057 --> 01:03:28,935
That's a boy.
811
01:03:55,712 --> 01:03:59,049
Looks like
a broken wing.
812
01:03:59,090 --> 01:04:01,593
Like a tiny
broken wing.
813
01:04:13,355 --> 01:04:17,817
Oh, it must be bad. Aunt Violetta
ain't cracked a smile since 1967.
814
01:04:17,901 --> 01:04:21,404
Always with a sense of humor. That's
your great strength. - You look beautiful.
815
01:04:21,446 --> 01:04:24,282
Oh, yeah.
Right. Hey, Pop.
816
01:04:24,324 --> 01:04:26,117
- Hi, Angie.
- She really looks good.
817
01:04:26,159 --> 01:04:27,827
Aunt Louisa,
how ya doin'?
818
01:04:27,911 --> 01:04:30,747
Long time no see.
819
01:04:30,789 --> 01:04:32,791
Oh, Louisa, come on.
820
01:04:32,832 --> 01:04:37,003
Come on, come on.
821
01:04:39,381 --> 01:04:42,801
- It's all right. Don't worry.
- Don't take it seriously!
822
01:04:42,842 --> 01:04:44,844
Aw, there he is.
823
01:04:44,928 --> 01:04:48,264
The champ.
824
01:04:48,306 --> 01:04:51,601
Okay, now.
825
01:04:51,643 --> 01:04:54,938
There's only one visitor allowed during
feeding time. - That's the grandfather.
826
01:04:54,979 --> 01:04:56,981
- No, no.
- I'll see you later.
827
01:04:57,023 --> 01:04:59,818
We'll come back later.
What's the big deal?
828
01:04:59,859 --> 01:05:03,321
Where's Noel? - I don't know. I haven't
seen him since last night.
829
01:05:03,405 --> 01:05:05,448
- Okay.
- I'll see ya later.
830
01:05:05,532 --> 01:05:08,451
- All right.
- Hey, Vinnie, stay.
831
01:05:10,286 --> 01:05:14,124
I don't know, Ange. - He ain't gonna do
nothin' to me you ain't done yourself.
832
01:05:14,165 --> 01:05:17,961
So, you're gonna try nursing.
833
01:05:23,091 --> 01:05:26,761
You know, all the babies in the nursery
are pulling for him.
834
01:05:26,803 --> 01:05:30,265
I swear they're all a part
of some secret society.
835
01:05:30,348 --> 01:05:33,935
They all communicate
with each other without words.
836
01:05:34,018 --> 01:05:37,522
You don't say? They teach you that
in nursing school?
837
01:05:37,605 --> 01:05:41,985
- You hang around babies long enough, you pick up things.
- What do you think, Vin?
838
01:05:42,026 --> 01:05:45,196
He's gonna be okay.
He's a good-lookin' kid.
839
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,198
Yeah.
840
01:05:47,282 --> 01:05:52,287
Hold the baby... like this
so he can latch on.
841
01:05:52,328 --> 01:05:55,457
Okay, come on.
There you go.
842
01:05:57,542 --> 01:06:00,044
- He ain't takin' it.
- He's not in a good position.
843
01:06:00,128 --> 01:06:03,089
Okay, here.
There we go.
844
01:06:03,173 --> 01:06:05,091
There we go.
845
01:06:08,470 --> 01:06:12,640
He don't... He don't want it.
He keeps turning away.
846
01:06:12,682 --> 01:06:15,894
- Maybe he ain't hungry.
- No, he don't want me.
847
01:06:15,935 --> 01:06:17,270
- Be calm.
- Come on.
848
01:06:17,353 --> 01:06:19,689
This happens.
This happens.
849
01:06:19,772 --> 01:06:23,234
Babies are...
very mysterious.
850
01:06:23,318 --> 01:06:26,905
- He can go a long time without eating.
- Just take it easy.
851
01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:35,455
- He don't want me.
- Okay.
852
01:06:35,538 --> 01:06:39,459
- Oh, God.
- What if I take him away for a while?
853
01:06:39,501 --> 01:06:42,629
- I'll bring him back later, okay?
- Yeah.
854
01:06:42,670 --> 01:06:44,839
There you go,
little fella.
855
01:06:44,923 --> 01:06:47,884
Okay, you're just a little cranky.
856
01:06:47,967 --> 01:06:50,470
You had a rough day.
857
01:07:05,777 --> 01:07:07,820
Technically it's called...
858
01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:11,324
a congenital longitudinal
deficiency of the radius or "club hand."
859
01:07:11,407 --> 01:07:15,286
Now what that means is... he's missing
one of the two bones in his forearm.
860
01:07:15,370 --> 01:07:18,748
- This one, right here.
- Okay.
861
01:07:18,831 --> 01:07:20,875
It's nothing you did.
862
01:07:20,959 --> 01:07:23,670
It's not because you had a glass of wine
in the second month.
863
01:07:23,753 --> 01:07:25,713
It's just something
that happens...
864
01:07:25,755 --> 01:07:28,925
in one out of about
every 300,000 births.
865
01:07:29,008 --> 01:07:32,720
- It's also not genetic.
- Thank God.
866
01:07:32,804 --> 01:07:35,848
Now, he's gonna need
some operations.
867
01:07:35,890 --> 01:07:39,644
- How many?
- As many as it takes to make it right.
868
01:07:39,727 --> 01:07:43,898
Look, what I like to say is he's gonna
do better than you expect...
869
01:07:43,982 --> 01:07:46,568
and maybe not as good
as you'd hoped.
870
01:07:46,651 --> 01:07:50,446
What exactly are you saying?
Will he be able to tie shoes? - Yes.
871
01:07:50,530 --> 01:07:55,034
- Will he be able to throw a ball'?
- Yes. Maybe not a killer curve ball.
872
01:07:55,118 --> 01:07:59,372
Long-sleeve shirts are gonna be
a little tougher to buy. Now...
873
01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:04,502
There are internal complications associated
with this that we're gonna watch out for.
874
01:08:04,586 --> 01:08:06,963
- Like what?
- Heart problems.
875
01:08:07,046 --> 01:08:09,882
- Lung problems. Kidneys.
- Why?
876
01:08:09,924 --> 01:08:15,305
Because what caused the defect in the arm
could affect the major organs as they form.
877
01:08:15,388 --> 01:08:19,934
Or, Angela, he could
just sail right through.
878
01:08:20,018 --> 01:08:23,521
The bottom line is... we think
he's gonna be a regular kid.
879
01:08:42,165 --> 01:08:45,084
Keep him covered. Come on,
under the umbrella.
880
01:08:51,299 --> 01:08:54,052
Come on,
you're home now.
881
01:08:54,135 --> 01:08:58,222
Yes, you come right in here.
Oh, I gotta see him for a minute.
882
01:09:00,725 --> 01:09:02,894
Let's go upstairs.
883
01:09:05,772 --> 01:09:08,066
He's so sweet.
884
01:09:17,742 --> 01:09:19,702
It looks nice.
885
01:09:21,162 --> 01:09:24,082
Thank you both. - Kathy worked like a dog
gettin' it ready.
886
01:09:24,123 --> 01:09:27,585
Aw, don't exaggerate.
I vacuumed. I made the bed.
887
01:09:27,669 --> 01:09:31,005
Oh. It's beautiful.
I appreciate it.
888
01:09:33,758 --> 01:09:37,720
I guess you'd like to be alone
a little bit. We'll see you later.
889
01:09:42,266 --> 01:09:44,644
- I'll call you later. Okay?
- Okay.
890
01:09:44,727 --> 01:09:47,021
- Great. Okay.
- Thank you.
891
01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:07,583
I baptize you in the name
of the Father, and of the Son...
892
01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:10,378
and of
the Holy Spirit.
893
01:10:10,461 --> 01:10:12,422
God, the Father
of our Lord, Jesus Christ...
894
01:10:12,505 --> 01:10:15,550
has freed you from sin
and welcomed you...
895
01:10:15,633 --> 01:10:18,177
into His
holy people.
896
01:10:18,302 --> 01:10:22,640
He now anoints you with
the prism of salvation.
897
01:10:22,724 --> 01:10:26,144
May he keep the flame
of faith alive in his heart.
898
01:10:26,185 --> 01:10:31,107
And when the Lord comes, may he go out to meet
Him with all the saints in the heavenly kingdom.
899
01:10:31,149 --> 01:10:34,736
So you may live always
as a member of His body...
900
01:10:34,819 --> 01:10:36,779
shaflng
eveflasfinglfie.
901
01:10:36,863 --> 01:10:39,657
Amen.
902
01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:45,830
I'll be right back.
903
01:10:47,665 --> 01:10:51,794
Aunt Louisa, could you give us
some cake, please?
904
01:10:53,921 --> 01:10:56,924
Would you like
some cheese?
905
01:10:57,842 --> 01:11:00,219
Mangia.
Mangia.
906
01:11:01,345 --> 01:11:03,973
Faster. Faster.
907
01:11:04,056 --> 01:11:08,102
It was beautiful.
Beautiful ceremony.
908
01:11:08,144 --> 01:11:11,647
- He don't like me, simple as that.
- Don't be crazy.
909
01:11:11,731 --> 01:11:15,902
He's colicky, that's all. - It's been
a week. When's he gonna breast-feed?
910
01:11:15,985 --> 01:11:20,531
Put him down. You can't pick him up every
time he cries. - Maybe Noel's bunny.
911
01:11:20,615 --> 01:11:23,826
Here's your bunny, darling.
912
01:11:23,868 --> 01:11:26,162
- Would you take him?
- Sure.
913
01:11:26,204 --> 01:11:28,164
Where ya goin'?
914
01:11:28,206 --> 01:11:31,501
I have to go.
I have to go out.
915
01:11:33,377 --> 01:11:38,341
Think of a name for him while
you're out. It's embarrassing.
916
01:11:46,808 --> 01:11:50,144
- Hello?
- Hi, Noel. It's Angie.
917
01:11:50,228 --> 01:11:53,272
Hello, Angie.
Come on up.
918
01:11:54,982 --> 01:11:56,943
- Hi.
- Hi.
919
01:11:58,528 --> 01:12:01,781
- Hey, you look great.
- Today was the christening.
920
01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:05,785
- I had a baby. Maybe you heard.
- Yeah, it was on CNN.
921
01:12:05,868 --> 01:12:09,121
- So, is he a he or is she a she?
- He's a he.
922
01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:11,123
Great.
Well done.
923
01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:15,920
Girls always wanna do stupid things like
wear dresses and eat cottage cheese.
924
01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:18,965
- So, does he look like you?
- Yeah.
925
01:12:19,048 --> 01:12:22,093
Panicked
and exhausted.
926
01:12:22,176 --> 01:12:25,513
So, why didn't you come and see me
in the hospital?
927
01:12:27,014 --> 01:12:29,559
I felt out of place.
928
01:12:29,642 --> 01:12:32,019
You felt out of place?
929
01:12:32,061 --> 01:12:35,189
Well, rise
to the occasion, Noel.
930
01:12:35,273 --> 01:12:37,483
Everything's
different now.
931
01:12:37,567 --> 01:12:41,946
I gotta know...
if you're in this thing or not.
932
01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:46,701
Okay? So, make a commitment,
one way or the other.
933
01:12:48,202 --> 01:12:50,204
All right.
I'm not.
934
01:13:04,510 --> 01:13:09,974
So, what is it you've been doing with me
for the last seven months? Playing?
935
01:13:10,057 --> 01:13:12,727
Yes.
Weren't you?
936
01:13:12,810 --> 01:13:17,398
I just realized at the hospital that I
couldn't play at being a father to your kid.
937
01:13:18,608 --> 01:13:21,152
So...
lighten up.
938
01:13:21,235 --> 01:13:24,405
Don't tell me to lighten up, asshole.
939
01:13:24,488 --> 01:13:28,993
I have... I have shit goin' on in my life
that you know nothin' about!
940
01:13:29,035 --> 01:13:32,246
Of course you're the only one. No one else has
commitments that scare the shit out of them.
941
01:13:32,330 --> 01:13:36,709
You got commitments?
What, are you married?
942
01:13:40,212 --> 01:13:42,882
You're married?
943
01:13:44,133 --> 01:13:46,552
Oh, you're married.
944
01:13:46,594 --> 01:13:49,722
What kind
of an idiot am I?
945
01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:53,684
I forgot rule number one.
946
01:13:55,019 --> 01:13:57,521
I'm separated...
sort of.
947
01:13:57,563 --> 01:14:00,358
Ooh, right.
948
01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:05,363
So, everything this whole
time has been a lie? - Come on.
949
01:14:05,404 --> 01:14:09,116
How long did it take you
to tell me about Vinnie?
950
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:12,453
Or about the baby
for that matter?
951
01:14:12,536 --> 01:14:15,623
If I lie... so do you.
952
01:14:15,706 --> 01:14:20,461
The thing is, I always thought that was
the best thing about us as a couple.
953
01:14:20,544 --> 01:14:22,838
Huh.
954
01:14:22,922 --> 01:14:26,884
It's funny how havin' a kid
changes everything.
955
01:14:26,968 --> 01:14:31,055
A week ago,
this woulda really hurt.
956
01:14:31,889 --> 01:14:34,058
Angie.
957
01:14:34,141 --> 01:14:36,102
What?
958
01:14:37,144 --> 01:14:39,563
How's the baby?
959
01:14:39,605 --> 01:14:43,109
Oh.
He's perfect.
960
01:15:13,264 --> 01:15:17,351
All right, just a second. I'm gonna
nurse you if it takes all night.
961
01:15:21,731 --> 01:15:23,858
Jesus, Angie.
962
01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:27,111
He-He just reached for me.
l-l...
963
01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:29,447
Oh, Jesus. Angie.
964
01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:33,576
Angie!
965
01:16:20,539 --> 01:16:24,543
No. I didn't call you so you
could talk me out of it, Tina.
966
01:16:24,627 --> 01:16:27,630
I called so you could...
help me with...
967
01:16:27,713 --> 01:16:32,426
You have to explain it to everybody,
okay? l-|-|-| have to get away.
968
01:16:32,468 --> 01:16:34,261
I have to go away...
969
01:16:34,303 --> 01:16:37,765
What if you don't find it?
How long you gonna be gone? - I don't know.
970
01:16:37,848 --> 01:16:41,352
- Long enough to sort things out.
- You got your own kid to take care of.
971
01:16:41,435 --> 01:16:45,439
I guess I'm just my mother's daughter.
She ran and now I'm running.
972
01:16:45,523 --> 01:16:49,568
You don't have to find your mother.
You help yourself. - Shit. I gotta go.
973
01:16:49,652 --> 01:16:52,822
Finding your mother
isn't gonna help you now. - Bye.
974
01:16:52,905 --> 01:16:55,449
All aboard!
975
01:17:56,218 --> 01:18:00,723
Angie, some stories
just have to tell themselves.
976
01:18:54,693 --> 01:18:57,112
Coffee?
977
01:18:57,196 --> 01:19:00,366
Yeah.
You read my mind.
978
01:19:00,449 --> 01:19:03,619
Um... ma'am,
are you all right'?
979
01:19:03,702 --> 01:19:08,207
- Yeah. Why?
- Well, uh...
980
01:19:10,334 --> 01:19:13,212
- Where's the ladies room'?
- It's right around the corner.
981
01:19:13,254 --> 01:19:15,547
Thank you.
982
01:20:08,309 --> 01:20:10,602
Tina!
983
01:20:12,438 --> 01:20:15,899
- Angela! That's her. Thank you.
- Oh, my God!
984
01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:18,277
- Ange!
- Tina!
985
01:20:20,487 --> 01:20:22,448
Baby.
986
01:20:23,824 --> 01:20:26,493
- What the hell are you doin' here?
- I eat lunch here.
987
01:20:26,577 --> 01:20:29,496
What do you think I'm doin'? What happened
to your hair? - I can't believe it.
988
01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:31,665
It fell out.
989
01:20:31,749 --> 01:20:34,918
- In a blunt cut, right'?
- I got lucky.
990
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,962
Hey.
991
01:20:37,046 --> 01:20:41,300
Hey, findin' your mom's a big deal and
I didn't want you doin' it alone, okay?
992
01:20:41,383 --> 01:20:45,429
So, I'm going with ya, okay?
Come on, I'm goin'.
993
01:20:45,471 --> 01:20:48,974
I don't understand.
How did you find me? - I'm a genius.
994
01:20:49,058 --> 01:20:52,603
I called the bus company, found out the
route and then took a train to beat you.
995
01:20:52,644 --> 01:20:55,773
- And then after, you come back with me, right'?
- Where are the kids?
996
01:20:55,814 --> 01:20:58,817
At my sister's. She's got Sega.
You know they love that stuff.
997
01:20:58,859 --> 01:21:01,445
- What did Jerry say'?
- Ah, screw him.
998
01:21:01,528 --> 01:21:05,324
He'll be happy to have me
out of his hair for a while. Thanks.
999
01:21:10,829 --> 01:21:13,415
Geez, it's like a friggin' morgue
on wheels here.
1000
01:21:13,499 --> 01:21:16,668
Hey, Daisy Mae.
How ya doin'?
1001
01:21:54,331 --> 01:21:58,293
- You sure this is it?
- 4418, Route 20, right'?
1002
01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:01,755
- Well, welcome to Texas.
- Thanks.
1003
01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:41,503
Come on!
Give me a beer!
1004
01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:47,718
Dwarf tossing?
That is weird.
1005
01:22:47,801 --> 01:22:49,803
- What can I get ya'?
- Um...
1006
01:22:49,887 --> 01:22:54,099
- I'm lookin' for Jean Colombo.
- She ain't here.
1007
01:22:54,183 --> 01:22:57,936
I'm her niece, Angela. Actually, I'm lookin'
for my mother, Joanne Scacciapensieri.
1008
01:22:58,061 --> 01:23:02,649
You know her? - Jean Colombo doesn't
own this bar anymore. She sold it to me.
1009
01:23:02,691 --> 01:23:05,944
Do you know where
she went?
1010
01:23:06,069 --> 01:23:10,240
- It's important I find her.
- Way out west I think. I really couldn't help you.
1011
01:23:10,324 --> 01:23:14,119
- Where does her mail go?
- Honey, she's been gone 12 years already.
1012
01:23:14,203 --> 01:23:18,832
The only thing she gets is
a Christmas card. I throw those out.
1013
01:23:18,916 --> 01:23:22,169
- What are you gonna do, right'?
- Hmm.
1014
01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:30,344
Come on.
We gotta get to town.
1015
01:23:32,387 --> 01:23:34,473
Come on.
1016
01:23:34,556 --> 01:23:37,601
Hey,
I'm not goin' back.
1017
01:23:37,684 --> 01:23:41,563
- Not goin' home?
- No.
1018
01:23:41,647 --> 01:23:44,525
What are you sayin', Angie?
You're not goin' back?
1019
01:23:44,566 --> 01:23:47,861
Not for the baby?
Not for nothin'?
1020
01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:51,949
No, it's better.
Pop and Kathy can raise him.
1021
01:23:51,990 --> 01:23:55,244
I know you can be cold sometimes,
but you got a baby now, Angela.
1022
01:23:55,327 --> 01:23:58,580
- You don't understand.
- No, I understand.
1023
01:23:58,664 --> 01:24:02,793
I understand that if you don't go back, he's
gonna have to be by himself with doctors.
1024
01:24:02,876 --> 01:24:06,547
That you are gonna put him through the same
shit you went through your whole life'?
1025
01:24:06,630 --> 01:24:09,174
He don't want me.
I know that sounds crazy...
1026
01:24:09,258 --> 01:24:11,218
but it's like he knows
everything is my fault.
1027
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:14,429
That is pathetic. To throw your
fucked-upness onto that poor little baby!
1028
01:24:14,513 --> 01:24:16,598
I don't deserve him.
1029
01:24:16,682 --> 01:24:18,976
You don't deserve him?
You're his mother!
1030
01:24:19,017 --> 01:24:23,939
You are so selfish, Angela!
You come over like this regular girl.
1031
01:24:24,022 --> 01:24:26,233
Meanwhile, you do whatever
you wanna do and you don't care...
1032
01:24:26,275 --> 01:24:29,945
You shut your face! If you hate me
so much, why are you my friend?
1033
01:24:30,028 --> 01:24:33,615
I've been asking that question. When I think
how holier than thou you are about Jerry...
1034
01:24:33,699 --> 01:24:35,576
Oh, please!
1035
01:24:35,617 --> 01:24:39,955
I will tell you one thing. He would never
ever leave his own flesh and blood.
1036
01:24:40,038 --> 01:24:45,294
I'm goin, okay! I am not gonna be part
of this sickness! I'm goin' back home!
1037
01:26:16,426 --> 01:26:18,470
How is she?
1038
01:26:18,553 --> 01:26:21,390
Did she have
a good day'?
1039
01:26:21,431 --> 01:26:23,684
I didn't.
1040
01:26:30,607 --> 01:26:34,361
Aunt Jean. - What do you want, Angie?
Why don't you go on home?
1041
01:26:34,444 --> 01:26:36,488
I know she's in there.
I wanna see her.
1042
01:26:36,571 --> 01:26:39,408
You go on back to your life and let
us get on with ours. - She's my mother.
1043
01:26:39,449 --> 01:26:42,327
- You don't wanna know about your mother!
- The hell I don't!
1044
01:26:42,411 --> 01:26:44,788
- Get out of my way! Mama?
- I promised your daddy.
1045
01:26:44,871 --> 01:26:46,915
- Angie, wait a minute.
- Mama?
1046
01:26:49,126 --> 01:26:50,460
Mama.
1047
01:26:57,259 --> 01:26:59,052
Mama?
1048
01:26:59,136 --> 01:27:02,723
She's schizophrenic.
1049
01:27:06,476 --> 01:27:09,312
You can go
to bed now, Alba.
1050
01:27:09,396 --> 01:27:13,275
Okay.
Good night, Joanne.
1051
01:27:16,820 --> 01:27:19,156
Thank you.
1052
01:27:19,197 --> 01:27:24,327
She's on medication,
but she don't really function.
1053
01:27:26,163 --> 01:27:29,291
Most of the time
she just sits there.
1054
01:27:29,374 --> 01:27:31,293
I'm sorry.
1055
01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:34,045
Joanne.
1056
01:27:34,129 --> 01:27:37,632
Joanne. Honey,
look who's here.
1057
01:27:37,716 --> 01:27:41,052
Look who's here all
the way from New York City.
1058
01:27:41,136 --> 01:27:43,555
That's Angie, honey.
That's your daughter.
1059
01:27:45,807 --> 01:27:48,477
Hi, Mama.
1060
01:27:49,478 --> 01:27:52,814
You talk to her.
1061
01:27:52,898 --> 01:27:55,233
I'll leave you alone with her
and you just talk to her.
1062
01:27:55,317 --> 01:27:59,529
- I don't know what to say.
- Angie, honey, it's your mama.
1063
01:27:59,613 --> 01:28:02,115
You'll think
of somethin'.
1064
01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:14,294
Hey, you want
a light for that?
1065
01:28:34,481 --> 01:28:36,733
I never knew
you smoked.
1066
01:28:38,235 --> 01:28:40,695
Isn't that funny'?
1067
01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:43,907
Of course I don't know
hardly nothin' about you.
1068
01:28:49,287 --> 01:28:51,665
Hey, I know what.
1069
01:28:51,748 --> 01:28:53,667
Here.
1070
01:28:54,709 --> 01:28:56,837
See?
Remember?
1071
01:28:57,838 --> 01:28:59,756
Here.
1072
01:29:01,174 --> 01:29:05,011
That's how I looked
the last time you saw me.
1073
01:29:05,095 --> 01:29:07,430
Remember?
1074
01:29:14,855 --> 01:29:17,816
I have thought about you
for so long.
1075
01:29:19,025 --> 01:29:21,486
About this moment.
1076
01:29:33,832 --> 01:29:35,792
Oh, my God.
1077
01:30:26,801 --> 01:30:29,137
0h, my God!
1078
01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:02,045
I always thought you left us
for somethin' better.
1079
01:31:02,087 --> 01:31:05,382
And I was gonna do
the same.
1080
01:31:06,758 --> 01:31:10,095
I had it so wrong.
1081
01:31:15,767 --> 01:31:17,727
Mamam
1082
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:21,564
I left my baby.
1083
01:31:23,274 --> 01:31:27,112
Now I don't know
what the hell I was thinkin'.
1084
01:31:29,614 --> 01:31:32,242
I love him, Mama.
1085
01:31:32,283 --> 01:31:36,454
I love him so much...
but is that enough?
1086
01:32:04,232 --> 01:32:06,359
Hello?
1087
01:32:06,443 --> 01:32:09,362
- Who's that? Aunt Vicky?
- Angela!
1088
01:32:09,446 --> 01:32:11,698
- Put my pop on.
- You just missed him.
1089
01:32:11,781 --> 01:32:14,784
Maybe if you wait, you could
catch him at the hospital.
1090
01:32:14,868 --> 01:32:18,038
- Hospital? What are you talkin' about?
- Where are you?
1091
01:32:18,121 --> 01:32:21,082
Do you know what an earthquake
you caused here? - What hospital?
1092
01:32:21,166 --> 01:32:25,295
Oh, Jesus, Angie.
Sean is really sick.
1093
01:32:25,378 --> 01:32:27,338
Who's Sean'?
1094
01:33:01,331 --> 01:33:04,542
Excuse me? What floor
are the sick babies? - Angie?
1095
01:33:04,626 --> 01:33:07,545
- Pop! Oh, my God.
- What are you doin' here?
1096
01:33:07,587 --> 01:33:10,173
What happened to the baby?
ls he all right'? - He's alive!
1097
01:33:10,215 --> 01:33:12,467
- Thank God. Pop.
- What the hell do you care'?
1098
01:33:12,550 --> 01:33:16,012
A mother who runs out on her own
sick child? There are no words...
1099
01:33:16,096 --> 01:33:18,681
Where is he?
I have to see him.
1100
01:33:18,723 --> 01:33:22,644
You know what you did to my wife? That
she might lose a baby a second time.
1101
01:33:22,727 --> 01:33:25,730
Frank!
What are you sayin'?
1102
01:33:25,814 --> 01:33:29,734
She's his mother. We got no rights here.
We got no right at all.
1103
01:33:29,818 --> 01:33:33,530
Now you come on, Angie.
I'm gonna take you to him. - Thank you.
1104
01:33:33,571 --> 01:33:37,325
I saw her, Pop.
That's where I was, in Texas.
1105
01:33:51,422 --> 01:33:54,634
- You saw her?
- Yeah.
1106
01:33:57,011 --> 01:33:59,806
Good.
1107
01:33:59,889 --> 01:34:04,644
Angie, you gotta understand
about your father, how upset he is.
1108
01:34:04,727 --> 01:34:09,983
He can't even go into the nursery where the
sick babies are. He hates himself for it.
1109
01:34:10,066 --> 01:34:12,944
What's wrong
with my baby?
1110
01:34:13,027 --> 01:34:15,071
Pneumonia.
1111
01:34:16,072 --> 01:34:18,408
He couldn't breathe.
1112
01:34:18,449 --> 01:34:21,119
He's been unconscious
the last two days.
1113
01:34:26,332 --> 01:34:28,626
I'm sorry, Kathy.
1114
01:34:30,503 --> 01:34:33,756
You're here now...
and that's what matters.
1115
01:34:40,722 --> 01:34:43,516
We, uh...
We started callin' him Sean.
1116
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:47,312
We had to tell the nurses at
registration something. - Yeah, I heard.
1117
01:34:47,395 --> 01:34:50,857
It's the name of the son I lost,
but you could change it to anything.
1118
01:34:50,940 --> 01:34:54,110
- No, Sean's a good name.
- Yeah?
1119
01:34:54,194 --> 01:34:56,112
- Where?
- Here.
1120
01:34:57,488 --> 01:35:01,075
We gotta take off
our coats and put 'em right here.
1121
01:35:03,953 --> 01:35:07,081
- Okay, it's back here.
- Excuse me, only immediate family is allowed.
1122
01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:10,835
- I'm the mother, Angela Scacciapensieri.
- No, Kathy's the mother.
1123
01:35:10,919 --> 01:35:15,048
- It's a long story, but she's the mother.
- I don't make the rules.
1124
01:35:15,131 --> 01:35:17,091
- I don't obey them either.
- Carl!
1125
01:35:17,133 --> 01:35:20,220
What's the trouble? - I have to
find my baby. Get out of my way!
1126
01:35:20,303 --> 01:35:22,222
- Listen...
- Vinnie!
1127
01:35:22,305 --> 01:35:25,433
Keep your hands to yourself.
You all right'? - Yeah. ls that him?
1128
01:35:25,475 --> 01:35:27,685
Aren't you the guy from the plumber
commercial? - Yeah.
1129
01:35:27,769 --> 01:35:30,939
- Did you know plumber was spelled wrong?
- Yeah. Can we go in'?
1130
01:35:31,022 --> 01:35:33,650
- Look, it's up to her.
- Okay.
1131
01:35:33,691 --> 01:35:37,320
- But only one person at a time.
- Go ahead, Angie. You go.
1132
01:35:40,823 --> 01:35:44,494
Angela, I'm glad
you came.
1133
01:35:44,577 --> 01:35:46,996
Me too.
1134
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:50,124
How's he doin'?
1135
01:35:50,208 --> 01:35:52,126
It's been a rough couple of days.
1136
01:35:52,210 --> 01:35:55,964
Sean's developed pneumonia which
sometimes happens in his condition.
1137
01:35:56,047 --> 01:35:59,592
So now the machine
is breathing for him.
1138
01:35:59,634 --> 01:36:02,637
We'll know
in the next 24 hours...
1139
01:36:02,679 --> 01:36:05,056
- whether he's gonna be okay.
- How will we know?
1140
01:36:05,139 --> 01:36:07,976
He'll wake up.
1141
01:36:56,691 --> 01:36:59,110
Hail Mary, full of grace...
1142
01:37:03,448 --> 01:37:05,658
Pop.
1143
01:37:05,700 --> 01:37:08,161
Oh, Angie.
1144
01:37:08,202 --> 01:37:10,788
- How are you, honey?
- I'm all right. How are you?
1145
01:37:10,872 --> 01:37:13,708
- Fine. Mm-hmm.
- Okay?
1146
01:37:20,506 --> 01:37:23,551
You could've said somethin'.
I could take it.
1147
01:37:26,554 --> 01:37:29,140
You loved her so much.
1148
01:37:29,182 --> 01:37:32,810
You thought
she was perfect.
1149
01:37:32,852 --> 01:37:35,688
I just couldn't take that
away from you.
1150
01:37:35,772 --> 01:37:38,858
I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry.
1151
01:37:40,193 --> 01:37:42,862
It's okay, Pop.
1152
01:37:53,206 --> 01:37:55,666
Hey, me and Sean
have been alone for hours.
1153
01:37:55,708 --> 01:37:59,504
We're kinda runnin' out of conversation.
We could use company.
1154
01:37:59,545 --> 01:38:01,631
No.
1155
01:38:01,714 --> 01:38:05,551
Pop, I know it ain't easy.
1156
01:38:05,635 --> 01:38:07,678
Come on.
1157
01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:09,847
Come on.
1158
01:38:14,477 --> 01:38:16,854
Come on,
it's okay.
1159
01:39:07,947 --> 01:39:10,741
Okay, listen.
1160
01:39:10,825 --> 01:39:13,995
Sean,
we gotta talk.
1161
01:39:15,079 --> 01:39:17,498
Now I know
what you're thinkin'.
1162
01:39:17,582 --> 01:39:20,001
You're thinkin',
why should I wake up'?
1163
01:39:20,084 --> 01:39:23,671
She don't care about me.
She left.
1164
01:39:23,754 --> 01:39:26,174
But I do care!
1165
01:39:28,134 --> 01:39:31,971
It's from the moment you were born, you knew
I did everything for the wrong reasons.
1166
01:39:32,054 --> 01:39:34,432
Didn't ya?
1167
01:39:36,267 --> 01:39:40,521
Well now, you gotta give me
another chance.
1168
01:39:42,940 --> 01:39:47,487
And I promise, lwon't let nobody
make fun of you...
1169
01:39:47,570 --> 01:39:51,449
or hurt you
or lie to you ever.
1170
01:39:58,289 --> 01:40:01,250
Just you wake up, okay?
1171
01:40:09,175 --> 01:40:12,053
Look,
you think about it.
1172
01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:17,934
I ain't goin' nowhere.
I swear.
1173
01:40:58,307 --> 01:41:02,103
You're awake. He's awake!
Nurse!
1174
01:41:03,312 --> 01:41:06,023
Oh. Oh.
1175
01:41:07,567 --> 01:41:10,653
It's okay.
He's breathing on his own.
1176
01:41:12,154 --> 01:41:14,991
He's just pulled
his tube out.
1177
01:41:17,451 --> 01:41:20,204
His lungs
sound clear.
1178
01:41:21,289 --> 01:41:23,583
He's gonna be okay.
1179
01:41:36,887 --> 01:41:41,225
It's funny. I see everything
now like it's this long chain...
1180
01:41:41,309 --> 01:41:44,061
stretching all the way back
to the beginning of time...
1181
01:41:44,145 --> 01:41:47,773
on up through my grandmother
and my mother. - Hi.
1182
01:41:47,815 --> 01:41:52,069
I'm finally part of something
bigger than me.
1183
01:41:52,153 --> 01:41:54,363
- Hi.
- Hi.
1184
01:41:57,074 --> 01:41:59,619
Hey, tough guy.
1185
01:41:59,660 --> 01:42:02,079
How ya doin', huh?
1186
01:42:03,164 --> 01:42:06,792
Oh, the strong,
silent type, huh?
1187
01:42:08,419 --> 01:42:10,463
Listen, Sean...
1188
01:42:12,173 --> 01:42:15,217
I wanna make a little
deal with you.
1189
01:42:17,178 --> 01:42:19,096
All right'?
1190
01:42:19,180 --> 01:42:22,099
Listen, you gotta
eat somethin'.
1191
01:42:23,351 --> 01:42:27,313
So, why don't you think of me
as a human fridge.
1192
01:42:27,396 --> 01:42:29,523
All right'?
1193
01:42:29,607 --> 01:42:32,109
Then I'll do somethin'
for you.
1194
01:42:32,193 --> 01:42:35,112
Anything you want.
1195
01:42:35,196 --> 01:42:37,990
Tickets to
a Raffi concert.
1196
01:42:39,659 --> 01:42:42,536
I could stick one of them little girl
babies in your crib with you.
1197
01:43:30,543 --> 01:43:32,169
Ow!
1198
01:43:32,211 --> 01:43:36,716
Everybody's got somethin, you know.
Somethin' broken.
1199
01:43:36,799 --> 01:43:41,011
For Tina, it's her marriage.
For Kathy, the baby she lost.
1200
01:43:41,053 --> 01:43:43,389
For Pop, it's my mother.
1201
01:43:43,431 --> 01:43:47,685
And then some people
it don't show on, but it's there.
1202
01:43:47,727 --> 01:43:49,979
The way I figure,
these days...
1203
01:43:50,062 --> 01:43:53,232
the less broken have to take care
of the more broken.
1204
01:43:55,109 --> 01:43:58,237
I learned that
from my son.
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