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I know it's weird to sit
in Santa's lap at our age,
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but we got to do what it takes.
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Why are you walking so fast?
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I'm trying to keep up with the new kid.
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That dork?
Oh, great idea.
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Let's hang around him
and lower our status even more.
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Right at the height of bullying season.
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Don't you get it, Steve?
This kid's such a loser,
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if we stay within 20 feet of him,
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bullies will never even see us.
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A cloaking device for dorks?
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That's so crazy, it might work.
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Smith and Snot!
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The two biggest losers in the whole...
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who is that?
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[ Choir vocalizes ]
He's beautiful.
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Glasses, weak chin, bad posture.
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Oh, sweet scoliosis.
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He's mine.
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Oh, my God, Snot!
It worked!
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Hey, new kid!
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I don't know your name,
but I don't need to.
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It's Martin.
I told you not to tell me!
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Your new name is Fist Catch.
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No! You're supposed to catch it
with your face!
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Sorry.
My face is busy
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watching your face gets its ass kicked!
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[ Grunting ]
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Wah!
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Both: Whoa.
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[ Mortal Kombat voice ]
Finish him.
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Both: Whoa.
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What?
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[ Grunting ]
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Brutality.
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You should go into radio.
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Naw, man.
I want to be a do-cent.
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At a museum.
A fancy museum.
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Get real into art.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com web dl sync snarry
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Whoa.
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Mertz is the toughest kid in school.
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H-how did you do that?
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Easy. I take karate.
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Karate is the coolest.
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I'm always saying that.
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No, Steve.
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I believe you said
glitter pens were the coolest.
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Not anymore, Snot!
Karate is the coolest now.
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Yeah, it is cool.
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You guys should come take class
at my dojo.
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The only drawback is beating kids up
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keeps getting me kicked out of school.
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I'm 17 and I can't read a alphabet.
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But I know which one the moon is.
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You thinking what I'm thinking, Snot?
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We visit him in juvenile hall
every month until he gets out
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and then we all move in together?
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No! We take karate
at his dojo!
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Which we can use to break
Martin out of juvie!
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Brilliant!
No, Snot.
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I kind of just thought
we'd do this new thing.
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Forget Martin.
[ Gasps loudly ]
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Did I like Martin more than you did?!
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[ Gong sounds ]
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Punch! Punch! Ai-ya!
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All: Ai-ya!
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Harder!
Ai-ya!
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Angrier!
Ai-ya!
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Destroy your opponent!
Ai-ya!
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[ Bell jingles ]
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I'm Sensei Tom.
Welcome to Dojo Biden.
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You must be Snot and Steve.
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Oh, my God.
He's telepathic!
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No. Martin used
his one call from juvie
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to let me know you'd be coming.
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He has a weird family situation.
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I'd adopt him,
but the state won't let me
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because I've never looked into
it and I can't be bothered.
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Listen, students.
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At Dojo Biden,
we care about two things...
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the centuries-old
art of karate...
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and current two-term
vice president Joe Biden.
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[ Train horn blares ]
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Let's see what you two are capable of.
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You! Glasses!
Throw a punch.
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Ai-ya-a-a...
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So, capable of nothing.
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Okay, you.
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That was pathetic!
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You're never gonna learn to fight
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unless you tap
into the anger inside you.
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What makes you angry?
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I don't know.
Everyone has anger.
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Erik over there has rich parents
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and feels guilty about being white.
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Marcia over there gets her
anger from her varicose veins.
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She's only 14, and those never go away!
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So, I'll ask you again.
What makes you angry, son?
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Don't call me "son"!
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There it is.
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You don't like
when I call you "son."
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Dead dad, huh?
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Yes!
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Then use that and punch.
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Unh!
Better!
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And you must hate that
weak excuse for a mustache.
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Ai-ya!
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And I bet you're poor.
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Lucky.
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Show me how angry you are.
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Punch this board!
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Aiiii-ya!
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I can definitely work with you.
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But you're gonna have to
replace this board.
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It's my seasoning shelf.
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Now, my spices are on my nunchuk rack.
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I don't even know
where my nunchuks are.
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Let's just say I'm not ready
to have guests.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Ooh! Yahtzee!
On my first turn!
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Here, you go.
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And now we wait.
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[ Door opens ]
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See, Francine, this is why
I can't go piñata shopping.
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I just want to rescue them all.
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Wait. What's that smell?
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It smells terrible.
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Oh, Hayley, are you back
to homeopathic deodorant?
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It's not me.
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I haven't broken a sweat in a year.
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[ All sniffing ]
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What do you think it is?
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Oh, I can't wait
to find out what it is.
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It's a mystery.
Did you find it?
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Oh, it's me, isn't it?
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Klaus, you're an outside fish now.
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Not cool, bro!
I'm a fish!
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Sometimes I smell fishy!
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Ooh! Yahtzee!
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Uhp, nope.
Read it wrong.
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This is nothing.
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[ Gong sounds ]
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I feel badass.
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Yeah, this feels more serious now
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that we're wearing these bathrobes.
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Enough chitchat.
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Now make like a woman whose
neighbor has a pet chimpanzee
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and face off!
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Ai-ya!
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Um, Mr. Sensei Tom,
are you sure
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you want us fighting this soon?
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We haven't been taught any moves yet.
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Punch!
Aah!
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My shoulder!
What did you do that?!
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Steve, I'm so sorry.
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Don't apologize.
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Your dad didn't apologize for dying.
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Your jacket didn't apologize
for not having sleeves.
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Use your anger!
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Attack! Attack!
Ai-ya!
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Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[ Pants ]
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Ai-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
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Aah! Aah! Aaaaaaah!
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[ Bell jingles ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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Whoa.
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Congratulations.
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You've unlocked your anger.
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You're one of us now.
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In the words
of Vice President Joe Biden,
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"You do not have permission
to use my name on your dojo."
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[ Gong sounds ]
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All: [ Chanting ]
Sleeveless! Sleeveless!
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Sleeveless! Sleeveless!
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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Things got pretty crazy yesterday, huh?
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I just had to jog home
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'cause I was so pumped up
from all the karate.
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Sure.
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Also, I'm kind of thinking
karate's not for us.
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Let's just go back
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to the Steve and Snot
we know and love...
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cowering from bullies,
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wearing shoes in places
where they serve food.
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Snot, w-where you going?
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Oh, I'm gonna go sit
with my karate friends.
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They get me.
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And they don't put up with bullies.
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Plus they like it
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when I lose control
of my bottled-up anger.
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I thought we agreed
karate's not for us!
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You agreed with you, Steve.
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You agreed.
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Yo, Sleeveless, what's up?
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Whoa. That guy
accidentally bumped you.
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You gonna let him accidentally
get away with that?
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Unleash your anger.
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[ Laughter ]
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Let him go, Steve.
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Snot's in an action movie now.
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Hour 36.
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The sun seems like
it comes every day now.
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[ Cat meows ]
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[ Gasps ]
The cat's back!
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What's the matter?
Kitty can't swim?
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Welcome to the water jungle, baby.
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You can never get to me.
No one can get to me!
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[ Bird cawing ]
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No, no!
It never ends!
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Okay. I'm starting
to get the hang of this.
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I just have to stay one step
ahead of them.
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[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
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They're teaming up.
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[ Gasps ] A lizard!
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Wait.
Do lizards eat fish?
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He just wants to try it!
See if he likes it!
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This bathroom pass is fake.
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Yeah. I'm still gonna go
to the bathroom.
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Well, go to class after that.
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Snot, what are you doing here?
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This seat's for bad boys.
We're good boys.
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I got caught fighting twice today.
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Snot, w-where is this
coming from?
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I feel like Sensei Tom is turning you
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into something you're not...
an angry person.
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You walk around
looking like Tommy Lee Jones
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all the time now.
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I've always been angry.
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Sensei Tom understands that, and
he's teaching me to use it.
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Lonstein, you can't come in the office
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because Marissa Stevens' mom is here.
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So listen, we have a
three-strike policy on fighting.
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You've got two.
One more and you're expelled.
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Feel me?
Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go ensure that
Marissa Stevens gets an "A"
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by giving her mom a "D."
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[ Gong sounds ]
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Ai-ya!
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Uh, is it a bad time
to talk about Snot?
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His warrior name is Sleeveless.
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Okay, well, Sleeveless
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is getting in a lot
of trouble at school,
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and for some reason, he listens to you.
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So, uh, maybe you could tell him
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that everything you're teaching him
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is wrong and horrible
before he gets kicked out.
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00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:51,274
School's not for everyone.
260
00:09:51,276 --> 00:09:53,809
You know who said that?
Joe Biden.
261
00:09:53,811 --> 00:09:55,278
I don't think he said that.
262
00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,779
He has said those words.
263
00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:59,282
Maybe not in that order,
but he has said them.
264
00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:01,384
Now, let me tell you a story
about a young kid
265
00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:04,020
who was angry at the world
and got kicked out of school.
266
00:10:04,022 --> 00:10:06,022
It was me.
267
00:10:06,024 --> 00:10:07,456
And now look where I am.
268
00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:11,260
I lease a dojo.
I sleep in a dojo.
269
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,362
I do my cooking and laundry in a dojo.
270
00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,898
And none of that would
have been possible...
271
00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,400
Wonderful. All right.
272
00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:19,302
I'm gonna speak a language
everyone understands.
273
00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:23,105
This is $12, which I have
a feeling you could use.
274
00:10:23,107 --> 00:10:26,108
The money is yours if you let Snot go.
275
00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:30,046
Look, I'm not gonna lie.
I could use this $12.
276
00:10:30,048 --> 00:10:32,949
Settle down with a nice ham sandwich.
277
00:10:32,951 --> 00:10:34,617
But you can't put a price on anger.
278
00:10:34,619 --> 00:10:36,252
And that's what Sleeveless has.
279
00:10:36,254 --> 00:10:38,054
If you want your friend back,
280
00:10:38,056 --> 00:10:40,423
beat him in the upcoming
karate tournament.
281
00:10:40,425 --> 00:10:42,391
If I beat him, he's free?
282
00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:45,194
Is that some sort
of ancient karate code?
283
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,863
No. If you beat him,
he'll be a loser,
284
00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:49,198
and I don't work with losers.
285
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,102
Now, what else can I do
to earn that $12?
286
00:10:53,104 --> 00:10:55,504
[ Birds chirping ]
287
00:10:55,506 --> 00:10:57,173
Hey, dad.
288
00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:59,408
I know you took martial arts
in your C.I.A. training,
289
00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,477
and I was wondering
if you could teach me some.
290
00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:03,045
I have to beat Snot
in a karate tournament
291
00:11:03,047 --> 00:11:04,580
so I can save our friendship.
292
00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:08,584
There is only one thing
you need to know about karate.
293
00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:11,120
Guns beat karate every time.
294
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:15,124
Good rap sesh, son.
295
00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:16,659
[ Garage door whirs ]
296
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,898
I hear you're seeking
martial arts instruction.
297
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,067
Perhaps I can show you the way.
298
00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,469
Shouldn't you have an accent?
299
00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:28,638
Uh, I moved here when I was 2.
300
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,973
Lesson one...
open your mind.
301
00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:32,008
[ Doorbell rings ]
302
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,309
Heads up, Francine.
303
00:11:33,311 --> 00:11:35,578
I ignored our talk
and gave Steve a gun.
304
00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:39,949
Delivery for... the Smiths?
305
00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:41,317
Well, I didn't order anything.
306
00:11:41,319 --> 00:11:43,085
Maybe it's something Francine ordered.
307
00:11:43,087 --> 00:11:45,121
Or Hayley.
Or Steve or Roger.
308
00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:46,355
There are a lot of people
with that last name
309
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,456
in this house.
310
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,358
Also could be a gift from someone.
311
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,627
Maybe bullock or one
of Francine's friends.
312
00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:53,129
Or a friend of Hayley's.
313
00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:55,331
Yep, the Smiths have a lot of friends.
314
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,666
Fun tidbit...
did you know
315
00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,534
that Dupont is like the French Smith?
316
00:11:58,536 --> 00:12:00,136
Hey, French Smith!
Remember him?
317
00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:01,404
Do you mean French Stewart?
318
00:12:01,406 --> 00:12:02,571
Sure, whatever.
I'll sign.
319
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:07,710
It's working.
320
00:12:07,712 --> 00:12:09,378
Well, I'll just leave this here.
321
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,280
You've done it, Klaus.
322
00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:14,283
You're once again an inside fish.
323
00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,351
Ha ha!
324
00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:17,019
Outside fish, Klaus.
325
00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:20,089
No! No, please!
The cats and the birds!
326
00:12:20,091 --> 00:12:21,257
[ Birds chirping, cat meows ]
327
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,760
[ Bird chirping, bottles clinking ]
328
00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:27,837
_
329
00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:35,337
Sensei Tom is teaching Snot
to fight with anger,
330
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,173
so I need help harnessing mine.
331
00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:39,041
[ Chuckles ]
Sensei Tom.
332
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,343
Did you know he lives in his dojo?
333
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,713
Well, you technically live in yours.
334
00:12:43,715 --> 00:12:46,415
Lesson two... don't worry
about where I live.
335
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,384
You're not an angry boy, Steve,
336
00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:49,618
so there's nothing to harness.
337
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,353
But that's okay,
338
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,389
because people who fight
with anger are sloppy.
339
00:12:53,391 --> 00:12:57,126
You're gonna fight with cold,
calculating technique.
340
00:12:57,128 --> 00:12:58,594
[ Rock music playing ]
341
00:12:58,596 --> 00:13:01,597
♪ Living with my eyes closed
342
00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:04,633
♪ going day to day
343
00:13:04,635 --> 00:13:07,636
♪ I never knew the difference
344
00:13:07,638 --> 00:13:11,574
♪ I never cared either way
345
00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:13,609
♪ all fired up
346
00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:16,479
♪ all fired up
347
00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:19,648
♪ all fired up
348
00:13:21,184 --> 00:13:25,287
♪ all fired up, fired up,
fired up, hey!
349
00:13:25,289 --> 00:13:27,169
You're ready.
Now make me four more.
350
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:28,931
But the tournament is in 20 minutes.
351
00:13:29,188 --> 00:13:31,589
Don't worry about time.
Let me worry about time.
352
00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:33,924
Shit! Shit! Damn it!
We're so [bleep] late!
353
00:13:33,926 --> 00:13:35,702
[ Indistinct conversations ]
354
00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:38,529
Roger, I'm nervous.
355
00:13:38,531 --> 00:13:40,531
Don't worry. You've trained.
You've prepared.
356
00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:42,099
Nothing can stop you, unless...
357
00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:44,935
Oh, no. Oh, God, no!
What?!
358
00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:46,504
That guy has a better goatee than me!
359
00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:47,838
Excuse me.
360
00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:49,195
Steve, what are you doing here?
361
00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:51,030
I thought you quit karate.
362
00:13:51,032 --> 00:13:53,767
No. I'm gonna kick your ass
so we can be friends again.
363
00:13:53,769 --> 00:13:56,403
It doesn't sound like a good
plan when I say it out loud,
364
00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,737
but trust me, I thought it through.
365
00:13:57,739 --> 00:14:00,240
Okay, goatee disaster averted.
366
00:14:00,242 --> 00:14:02,041
See you in the finals.
367
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:04,411
No. I'll see you
in the finals.
368
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:07,781
Man: Now announcingthe first round draw,
369
00:14:07,783 --> 00:14:10,784
Steve Smith versus Snot Lonstein.
370
00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:14,721
So, I guess I'll see you
in the first round.
371
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,724
The all-important first round
it is.
372
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,959
Sleeveless! It's time.
373
00:14:19,961 --> 00:14:23,363
Well, well.
Sensei Tom.
374
00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:25,899
Sensei Ryan?
I thought you were dead.
375
00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:27,467
You wish I was dead!
376
00:14:27,469 --> 00:14:29,369
'Cause then you wouldn't owe me $15
377
00:14:29,371 --> 00:14:30,870
from our last cable bill!
378
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:32,939
I told you that I wouldn't pay for HBO!
379
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,040
I don't watch it!
380
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,809
I said that the day we moved in!
381
00:14:35,811 --> 00:14:37,310
You do watch it, and I know
382
00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:39,312
you're still using my HBO Go password.
383
00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:41,514
"Water for Elephants" was
on my "Recently Watched,"
384
00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:43,183
and I didn't watch it.
385
00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:45,685
I saw it in the theater
like it's supposed to be seen!
386
00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,427
Man: Now, welcometo the fifth annual
387
00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:56,999
Langley Falls Karate Tournament.
388
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,600
And guess what?
389
00:14:58,602 --> 00:15:01,603
We're only starting 20 minutes
behind schedule!
390
00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:04,239
Steve, if you get in trouble
out there, kiss him.
391
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:05,741
It'll throw him off his game.
392
00:15:05,743 --> 00:15:07,676
And if things get really hairy,
393
00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:10,212
just give him a tap
on the ol' starfish.
394
00:15:10,214 --> 00:15:11,713
I don't know what that means.
395
00:15:11,715 --> 00:15:13,482
He'll like it.
Now get out there!
396
00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:17,586
Prepare to go down.
397
00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:19,154
Wow.
I really feel your anger.
398
00:15:19,156 --> 00:15:21,056
[ Knuckles cracking ]
It'll be easy to counter
399
00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,524
with my cold, calculating precision.
400
00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:24,293
My sensei made me a master
401
00:15:24,295 --> 00:15:26,762
using a variety of unorthodox methods.
402
00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:29,765
I warn you, Snot.
I've been brushing wigs.
403
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:31,166
Fight!
404
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:32,634
Brush, brush.
405
00:15:32,636 --> 00:15:34,169
Ai-ya!
Aah!
406
00:15:34,171 --> 00:15:35,171
Destroy him!
407
00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:37,272
Ai-ya!
408
00:15:37,274 --> 00:15:38,307
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-
ya-ya-ya-ya!
409
00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:39,641
Ow! Ow!
410
00:15:39,643 --> 00:15:41,743
Aah! Oh! Oh!
411
00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:43,712
Sensei, what do I do?!
412
00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:45,814
Roger: Starfish!
Oh!
413
00:15:47,183 --> 00:15:49,151
This kid's obviously better.
414
00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:55,057
Hey, Sensei Ryan, nice disciple.
415
00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:56,558
Shut up!
He came to me.
416
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,060
I didn't choose him.
417
00:15:58,062 --> 00:16:00,262
But you chose to see
"Water for Elephants"
418
00:16:00,264 --> 00:16:01,396
on a small screen.
419
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,764
You're still the tool here.
420
00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:06,768
I'm sorry, sensei.
I failed you.
421
00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,303
No, Steve.
It's my fault.
422
00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:10,138
Instead of teaching you karate,
423
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,608
I had you make me a Martini
and give me a massage.
424
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,643
Roger, I thought those were all skills
425
00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,111
that translate to karate.
426
00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:17,713
Really?! You did?!
427
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:21,116
Steve, you make these wild leaps.
428
00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:23,385
Now, leaps... now, that would
have been great for karate.
429
00:16:23,387 --> 00:16:25,821
[ Birds chirping ]
430
00:16:25,823 --> 00:16:27,823
You know what's weird?
431
00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:31,193
Even though Klaus has been gone
for a while, I still smell him.
432
00:16:31,195 --> 00:16:32,327
I smell it, too.
433
00:16:32,329 --> 00:16:34,530
[ All sniffing ]
434
00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,865
Yes. Yes.
435
00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:40,669
Smell it.
Smell all of me.
436
00:16:40,671 --> 00:16:41,770
It's getting stronger!
437
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:43,238
[ Gags ]
438
00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:46,808
[ All breathing heavily ]
439
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:48,777
Klaus: Congratulations.
440
00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:52,381
You're outside people now.
441
00:16:52,383 --> 00:16:54,149
[ Laughs ]
442
00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:56,318
[ Cats meowing ]
443
00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:02,491
There are an awful lot of cats
back here.
444
00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:03,659
[ Clears throat ]
445
00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:04,793
And... and birds.
446
00:17:04,795 --> 00:17:06,428
I-I was getting to you.
447
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:13,168
Don't worry, guys.
I'll be fine.
448
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,236
Meow.
449
00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:16,638
[ School bell rings ]
450
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,607
I saved a seat for Snot.
451
00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:22,377
You can release it
to the general population.
452
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,645
We've lost him.
453
00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:25,247
I've lost him.
Whoa!
454
00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:27,282
Snot's about to beat
somebody up in the quad!
455
00:17:27,284 --> 00:17:29,518
By the bike racks!
In the northwest corner!
456
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,220
Right by the bike that belonged
to that kid who died
457
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,423
and now serves as a grim
reminder of his passing!
458
00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:35,825
Some say if you feel a cool breeze,
459
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,326
it's him whistling, but it's not true!
460
00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:39,227
When your body dies,
your soul dies with it!
461
00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:41,563
Anyway, if you hit the library,
you've gone too far!
462
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,234
Oh, no.
If he gets in one more fight,
463
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:47,936
he's gonna get kicked out of school!
464
00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:51,306
Which means it's our last chance
to see him in action!
465
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,942
No, it means we have
to stop him! Let's go!
466
00:17:54,744 --> 00:17:56,244
[ Mortal Kombat voice ]
Finish it.
467
00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:57,279
What?
468
00:17:57,281 --> 00:17:58,880
Finish it!
469
00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:04,286
It's weird that you care about this.
470
00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:07,990
[ Indistinct conversations ]
471
00:18:07,992 --> 00:18:09,925
Snot, wait!
You can't do this!
472
00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:12,394
You're gonna get kicked out of school!
473
00:18:12,396 --> 00:18:14,529
Sensei Tom says I don't need school.
474
00:18:14,531 --> 00:18:15,797
Sensei Tom's a loser.
475
00:18:15,799 --> 00:18:17,532
He lives above his dojo
476
00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:20,535
and steals his wi-fi
from the H&R block next door.
477
00:18:20,537 --> 00:18:23,305
Look, I tried to save you
by fighting you,
478
00:18:23,307 --> 00:18:24,706
but I'm not a fighter.
479
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,609
So I'm gonna save you
with love, not anger.
480
00:18:27,611 --> 00:18:28,777
Eh!
481
00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:30,412
Steve, what are you doing?!
482
00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:32,581
I'm showing you I love you, Snot!
483
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,416
And you have two strikes!
484
00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:36,652
I'm taking this strike for you!
485
00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:37,986
Ah! Ow!
486
00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:40,789
But you're not a bad boy, Steve!
487
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:43,091
Neither are you!
488
00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:46,328
This all started 'cause
you didn't want to be bullied,
489
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:47,696
and now you're doing it!
490
00:18:47,698 --> 00:18:49,865
Sure, you've got a lot
to be angry about,
491
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,367
b-but you've also got
a lot to be happy about.
492
00:18:52,369 --> 00:18:53,902
Ooh!
493
00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,437
[ Straining ] Like your friends
that care about you.
494
00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:57,706
[ Punches landing ]
Aah! Ow!
495
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:01,476
Remember when you and I had
lunch together that one time?
496
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:07,916
Please let me know as soon
as I've gotten through to you.
497
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,584
Because I've reached a point
498
00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:11,486
where even the NFL
wouldn't clear me to play.
499
00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:13,321
"American Dad!" stands with
500
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:16,558
the National Football League
Players Association.
501
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,460
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
502
00:19:18,462 --> 00:19:20,529
I mean, break it up, kids.
503
00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:24,266
Steve, that's strike one,
and you don't get a second.
504
00:19:24,268 --> 00:19:25,667
No, wait.
You get three.
505
00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:28,437
You hear that, everybody?
You get two free fights!
506
00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:29,771
I expect you to use them!
507
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,773
Thanks, Steve.
508
00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:35,844
Your love made me realize
that anger isn't all I am.
509
00:19:35,846 --> 00:19:38,313
And instead of using my anger to fight,
510
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:40,649
I should bottle it up
and only let it out
511
00:19:40,651 --> 00:19:42,617
when I can no longer control it.
512
00:19:42,619 --> 00:19:47,823
Maybe in, like, 20 years,
quietly, victim by victim.
513
00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:53,361
You're gonna be in therapy
for a long time, buddy.
514
00:19:57,934 --> 00:20:00,569
Klaus: Stan, you're never
getting back in!
515
00:20:00,571 --> 00:20:03,638
I've got a delivery for Klaus Heissler.
516
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,741
Ooh. Hello.
517
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:07,976
I wonder what it is.
518
00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:09,511
Oh, it's big.
519
00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:10,912
It's so big!
520
00:20:10,914 --> 00:20:12,514
And it's all for me!
521
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:15,784
Uh, what could it be?
Maybe a giant aquarium?
522
00:20:15,786 --> 00:20:18,820
Maybe it's a lifetime supply
of fish food.
523
00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:21,790
Or maybe it's Stan,
Francine, and Hayley.
524
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:23,558
[ Chuckles ]
All right, guys.
525
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,794
Truce.
Welcome home.
526
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:29,865
[ Box thuds ]
527
00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:38,940
He's opening it.
It's working!
528
00:20:38,942 --> 00:20:42,811
Klaus: Oh, no!
Not the kitties and the birdies!
529
00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:44,379
Aaah!
No! No, no, no!
530
00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,414
[ Birds chirping, cats yowling ]
Oh! Aah! Ouch!
531
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:47,816
Once they've taken care of Klaus,
532
00:20:47,818 --> 00:20:49,718
the house will be ours again.
533
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,119
No! Aah!
534
00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:52,754
[ Silence ]
535
00:20:52,756 --> 00:20:56,792
I killed them.
I killed them all!
536
00:20:56,794 --> 00:20:58,794
Do you hear that, Stan?!
537
00:20:58,796 --> 00:21:02,197
Ha! Nice try!
538
00:21:02,317 --> 00:21:07,269
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