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Oh, God, oh, God, an activist.
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Quick, pretend we're on the phone.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh. Sorry. We're
pretending to be on the phone.
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Tough spot.
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I was here last week
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trying to organize a cleanup
for garbage island,
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and I couldn't even get
a page of signatures.
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Really?
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I had to go inside
and buy a second clipboard,
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I got so many signatures.
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You must really have a noble cause.
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I do.
It's called Bad Animals.
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Oh, I hate it when people
treat animals badly.
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No, there's some really terrible
animals out there.
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Just last week, some elephant
tried to attack a poacher.
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Bad elephant!
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What?!
You can't be serious.
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She sounds serious.
I'd like to hear more!
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I don't have to hear more!
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I'll sign whatever you got, beautiful.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Hey, why don't we line up
on that side for the petitions,
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and behind me to touch the hair.
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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Scoffs ]
I can't believe this.
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Pick a line, buddy!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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I feel I've outgrown walgreens.
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Someday, I'd like to make it
to the big city
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and go to a Duane Reade.
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Oh, you have not lived until
you've been to Duane Reade.
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Duane Reade is magical!
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Oh! They have these divine
mini nail clippers!
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I need to hear this.
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There's a woman out front
getting signatures
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where last week, I was totally ignored.
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Hey, look, it's DJ Iron Monkey!
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Ooh, I love him!
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Oh, my God!
Look at his yacht!
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He's not only rich,
he's incredibly wealthy, too.
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But he's also an environmentalist.
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His yacht
is solar-powered.
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Forget the sun.
What's powering those abs?
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Look at the definition on those abs!
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Yep. Abs.
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Listen to what he says
about his charity work.
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"DJ Iron Monkey doesn't do it
to get his name out there.
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"DJ Iron Monkey does it
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"because DJ Iron Monkey thinks
it's amazing,
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like DJ Iron Monkey's
music."
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[ Sighs ]
These are his own words.
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You know, I've never used
these ribbed ones,
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but I assume
they work like gangbusters.
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Ah, home is where the...
fliers are?!
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Ugh! There's got to be
a better way.
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Whoa! I thought
you were gonna be David Blaine!
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These damn fliers!
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I'm telling you, they're a fire hazard.
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I'm sick of 'em!
Makes me want to move.
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I mean who needs...
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"Hillside Acres, a gated community.
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Tired of all those fliers
on your door?"
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Oh, my God!
I was just saying that!
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Then we wouldn't have to put up
with this trash anymore.
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10% off my next treat at TCBY?!
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Wait a minute.
Are these all amazing?
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"Missing child."
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I don't see how that's a deal.
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[ Mariachi music plays ]
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What am I doing wrong?
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That blonde outside of walgreens
was getting signatures.
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Come on, Hayley.
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Everyone knows
blondes get more attention.
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Scientists have proven it.
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But their research was ignored
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because they were boring,
brown-haired scientists.
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From the gentlemen at the bar.
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Looks like brunettes
get attention, too.
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That's not yours!
That is not for you!
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Come on! Be serious!
It's for the blonde!
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Thanks!
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Uh, she'll be fine.
Don't worry about her.
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We're not!
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Rosalie's Pizza? I have
a very important question.
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Do you deliver to Hillside Acres?
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Yes! Good, good.
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My next question, which is so important
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that it should have been
my first and only question...
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do you accept
half-burnt coupons?
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He's checking.
He's checking!
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Whoo-hoo! Maybe!
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Dad, these houses aren't done yet.
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Besides, the gate's locked.
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That is a beautiful gate!
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And imagine how many fliers
this thing can hold!
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Wait, I thought we're moving
to get away from the fliers?
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Oh, lord, no.
Keep up, Steve.
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We're moving here
to keep the riffraff out.
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The fact that we'll be tripling
our flier intake
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is just a huge, huge, huge, huge...
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What were we talking about?
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About why on earth we would
leave our perfectly good house
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where our family has
so many memories to come here.
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It's the goddamn riffraff!
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But this gate will keep them out!
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I mean, were they to try to get in,
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they would have to kneel down,
raise their partner's foot,
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and hoist them over...
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Aah! Oof!
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And who's to say
how his accomplice would get in?
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[ Dogs barking ]
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Oh, look!
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A private mini zoo
just for the residents.
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Dad, those are guard dogs.
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Well, they should all be fired,
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'cause we got in here
pretty easily, especially me.
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Steve, there's our dream house.
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Where?
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You see the one that's bathed
in that ray of sunlight?
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[ Harp strums ]
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It's the one right next to it.
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Yeah, that's the one.
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[ Scatting ]
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♪ I'm gonna go hear some jazz at Pips ♪
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♪ and see some
gorgeous half-black girls ♪
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You want to go, Francine?
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Roger, did we bring all the bags in?
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I can't find my hair dye.
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Francine?!
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But if you're there, then
I must have been talking to...
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[ Gasps ]
...Dolly Parton?!
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Oh, my God!
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Dolly, it's such an honor
to have you in our house!
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I've seen "Smoky Mountain Christmas"
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like 400 times!
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Turn, Dolly!
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Spin and point your face at me
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as soon as you feel comfortable!
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"Nine to five," alive!
It's Hayley!
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This I can work with.
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I hope you're up for some fun, blondie.
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Thanks, but I didn't dye my hair
to have fun, okay?
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I did it so that people
would pay more attention
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to what I have to say.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
That's what I meant.
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And I know where you can make
the most difference...
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celebrity charity events.
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Roger, come on.
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I always thought those events
were just publicity stunts.
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Oh, no way.
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The bigger the dollars,
the bigger the change.
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That's why tonight, we're
going to a benefit at Dush.
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[ Sighs ] I don't know.
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I even have the perfect guide.
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Jojo Quinoa!
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And just like the Superfood,
I'm for sale at Trader Joe's.
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Behind Trader Joe's.
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For free.
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We can put a pool table over here.
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Oh, and this is a perfect spot
for a breakfast nook.
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Steve, come pretend
we're having cereal!
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Is something wrong, son?
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No, dad, nothing's wrong.
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It's clear you're
not feeling the house, Steve.
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Well, what do you want me to do, huh?
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Pretend I like it
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when I really don't want to
move in the first place?!
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[ Grunts ]
Pssh!
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Damn it, son!
Don't you get it?!
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Change is good!
Come on! Follow me!
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Son, this is your room.
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Go on... take a look
out that door there.
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Tell me what you see.
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It's a sun deck.
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A-and there's a jacuzzi!
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Just imagine all the killer parties
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you're gonna have up here.
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This is the house, Steve.
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This is where your life
finally comes together.
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My life's okay.
It sucks.
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But think about what it could be.
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[ Funky music playing ]
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I like video games.
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I like Scaredy Boys.
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Uh... you and I clearly
have stuff we need to work out.
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I'm beginning to get the picture, papa.
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[ Techno music plays ]
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This party is amazing.
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There must be so much money
being raised.
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Cocaine is so much more fun
when it's for a good cause.
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Hey, speaking of causes,
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have you ever heard of garbage island?
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I can't wait to hear all about it.
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Let me go grab us a couple of drinks
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so we don't get dry mouth
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when we talk about garbage for hours.
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I think they're serving owl here.
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Or maybe that was a display.
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Either way, I ate an owl.
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Sounds like we're both
knockin' it out of the park!
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Man, this blonde hair is working.
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Everybody's listening to me
about garbage island.
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I told you!
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Hayley, I just found out
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about a charity gala
poppin' off in Vegas!
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I guess it's for one of the
hottest new causes out there.
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How are we gonna get to Vegas?
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Easy!
We'll take my private jet!
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Private jet?
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I-isn't that the most wasteful
way to travel?
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Got to burn money to raise money!
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Hayley, the earth is dying.
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We don't have time to ride a bus.
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Well...
[ Scoffs ]
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I guess it's for a good cause.
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Let's do it.
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[ Coughs ]
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You want to know what's crazy?
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This is not the owl I ate earlier.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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See, Steve, when you live on a hill,
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you can look down on everyone.
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It's not the only reason
to live on a hill,
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but it's the main one.
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Yeah, I'm starting
to warm up to the idea
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of living in a gated community.
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Mind if I turn on the jets?
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Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub, bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub,
bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub.
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[ Vehicle approaching ]
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Looks like the security patrol
is doing the rounds.
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Terrible for us now,
but great for when we live here.
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All right, boys.
You're on your own tonight.
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I'm taking an HTML class
at the learning annex.
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They say the future
of groundskeeping is all online.
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[ All sniffing, whine ]
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[ Growling, barking ]
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Dad?
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Did you close the front door?
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Ohh!
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I don't think I'm gonna
follow Billy Ocean
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on Instagram anymore.
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He never leaves the bathroom.
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Oh, Hayley and Roger
are tearing it up in Vegas.
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What?!
[ Cellphone beeps ]
252
00:10:42,982 --> 00:10:45,082
[ Ringing ]
Hayley, where are you?
253
00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:47,618
I'm at a charity event in Vegas.
254
00:10:47,653 --> 00:10:49,219
It's my fifth one tonight!
255
00:10:49,255 --> 00:10:51,355
We're on a charity crawl!
Whoo!
256
00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:53,223
Honey, I'm worried
you're losing sight of...
257
00:10:53,259 --> 00:10:54,658
I got to go.
258
00:10:54,694 --> 00:10:56,427
Someone's about to donate
all over my stomach.
259
00:10:56,462 --> 00:10:58,662
[ Cellphone beeps ]
260
00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:03,467
Whoa. You're, like,
super-hot at charity.
261
00:11:03,502 --> 00:11:05,169
Thank you.
262
00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:07,471
You need to come with me
to DJ Iron Monkey's yacht
263
00:11:07,506 --> 00:11:09,940
for the biggest charity event
of the decade.
264
00:11:09,976 --> 00:11:12,609
So, we're not counting
the Jerry Lewis Telethon in 2008
265
00:11:12,645 --> 00:11:15,212
when Richard Chamberlain just
showed up to sing three songs
266
00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:17,214
and half the audience
had heart attacks?
267
00:11:17,249 --> 00:11:19,083
Actually, Richard Chamberlain
will be there.
268
00:11:19,118 --> 00:11:22,519
[ Screams ]
269
00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:32,396
As you'll see, this whole yacht
runs on solar power.
270
00:11:32,431 --> 00:11:35,032
Dude, that shit's tight.
I know.
271
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:38,168
Also, if you're wondering
why all the ladies are topless,
272
00:11:38,204 --> 00:11:41,271
we banned all clothes
made in Chinese sweatshops.
273
00:11:41,307 --> 00:11:45,142
Well, if them's the rules.
274
00:11:45,177 --> 00:11:48,512
These were made in Canada,
but don't tell anybody.
275
00:11:48,547 --> 00:11:51,515
So, did you find any chicks
for the party?
276
00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,650
Yeah, some blonde from Virginia.
277
00:11:53,686 --> 00:11:55,386
She's buying into
all that charity crap.
278
00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:56,661
So if you want to get with her,
279
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:58,522
just ask her about her causes.
280
00:11:58,557 --> 00:12:01,258
Cool. Thanks again
for doing this, man.
281
00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:03,260
This probably isn't
what you went to college for,
282
00:12:03,295 --> 00:12:05,129
so I really appreciate it.
283
00:12:05,164 --> 00:12:06,630
No, no.
It's cool. It's cool.
284
00:12:06,665 --> 00:12:08,999
I majored in art history,
but part of going to college
285
00:12:09,035 --> 00:12:11,301
is figuring out
what you don't want to do.
286
00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:16,051
[ Techno music plays ]
287
00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:19,454
Charity.
288
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,022
[ Cheers and applause ]
289
00:12:21,057 --> 00:12:23,004
This feels amazing!
290
00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:25,107
We should raise money for ecstasy!
291
00:12:25,142 --> 00:12:27,109
We're saving the world, girl!
292
00:12:27,144 --> 00:12:28,978
I just wish we had gum!
293
00:12:29,013 --> 00:12:31,981
Do you have any gum?
Gum? I'd love some gum!
294
00:12:32,016 --> 00:12:34,149
Let's talk about this forever!
295
00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:45,427
I can't believe
I'm in Iron Monkey's head.
296
00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:47,696
Iron Monkey can't believe
you are, either.
297
00:12:47,732 --> 00:12:51,433
Iron Monkey can't
believe a lot of things.
298
00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:54,303
It's so great that
you're doing this for charity.
299
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,572
Uh, but what's the cause
we're raising money for again?
300
00:12:56,607 --> 00:12:58,340
The environment.
301
00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:01,343
No one even realizes how
important the environment is.
302
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,345
I mean, where would we be without it?
303
00:13:03,381 --> 00:13:05,748
Space? No, thanks.
304
00:13:05,783 --> 00:13:08,217
I'm too scared of black holes
to live there.
305
00:13:08,252 --> 00:13:11,754
Oh, me too.
Me too, Iron Monkey.
306
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:13,789
How about I show you around the ship,
307
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:16,225
so you can see all the ways
this mega yacht
308
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,794
protects this...
environment?
309
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:27,670
Charity.
310
00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:30,072
[ Dogs barking ]
311
00:13:30,107 --> 00:13:32,074
Dad, these dogs are relentless!
312
00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:33,576
When are they gonna give up?!
313
00:13:33,611 --> 00:13:36,045
Hang in there, son.
Those losers aren't getting in.
314
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,047
Yeah, I called you losers!
315
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:39,281
[ Barking stops ]
316
00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:41,617
Do... do you think
they went away?
317
00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:43,352
Yeah.
I called them losers.
318
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,620
You don't come back from that.
319
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,088
[ Scraping ]
320
00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:47,656
They're on the roof!
321
00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:50,492
Steve, you didn't by any chance
secure the fireplace, did...
322
00:13:50,528 --> 00:13:52,227
[ Both gasp ]
[ Growling ]
323
00:13:52,263 --> 00:13:53,462
[ Dog whines, barks ]
324
00:13:53,497 --> 00:13:55,064
[ Dog whines ]
325
00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:58,200
I don't think this bit
gets any funnier, Steve! Run!
326
00:14:01,238 --> 00:14:03,205
[ Dogs barking ]
Aah!
327
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,474
[ Dog whimpering ]
328
00:14:05,509 --> 00:14:06,742
To the sun deck!
329
00:14:15,386 --> 00:14:18,621
Oh, my God!
Dad, are you okay?!
330
00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:21,624
I'm sorry, Steve.
You've been in my study.
331
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:23,626
Have you seen a medical-school
degree on the wall?
332
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:25,094
I don't know!
333
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,495
Sorry for being condescending.
334
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,397
Maybe it's the first sign of rabies.
335
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,500
But then again, I'm not
a doctor, so I don't know!
336
00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,502
Sorry. That's
the rabies talking.
337
00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:34,637
Maybe.
338
00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,605
[ Techno music plays ]
339
00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:40,709
Do you like the table?
340
00:14:40,745 --> 00:14:43,846
It's one solid,
800-pound piece of cork.
341
00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:45,581
The ship builder really didn't want me
342
00:14:45,616 --> 00:14:47,316
to put this in the hull.
343
00:14:47,351 --> 00:14:49,318
But that just made me want it more.
344
00:14:49,353 --> 00:14:50,853
Aren't cork trees endangered?
345
00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:53,522
That's why it's so important
to cut them down now.
346
00:14:53,557 --> 00:14:54,790
Does that make sense?
347
00:14:54,825 --> 00:14:56,792
Shh.
Drink your wine.
348
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:58,127
[ Cellphone rings ]
349
00:14:58,162 --> 00:14:59,395
Yello?
350
00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:01,330
Yo, Monkey,
I got another girl lined up.
351
00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:02,798
She's into threesomes,
352
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,601
but I may get her
to agree to a twosome.
353
00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:07,636
I got to take this.
354
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:17,579
Oh, my God! Whales!
355
00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:20,315
Oh, my God... slave whales!
356
00:15:20,351 --> 00:15:22,618
[ Whale sings ]
357
00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:28,490
This yacht's not solar-powered.
It's... it's whale-powered!
358
00:15:28,526 --> 00:15:31,493
Iron Monkey's a phony!
What a fake!
359
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:33,762
He's not changing anything.
He's just partying.
360
00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:35,698
That's all anyone's doing here.
361
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,867
Including you.
362
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:42,204
You dyed your hair
so people would listen to you.
363
00:15:42,239 --> 00:15:44,206
But then
you just got super-drunk,
364
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,608
and you totally forgot
to talk about your stuff.
365
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:49,211
I came here to make a difference,
366
00:15:49,246 --> 00:15:50,879
and I am going to make one.
367
00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:54,249
Starting by freeing those whales.
368
00:15:56,487 --> 00:15:59,455
He threw these out
without cutting them?!
369
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:02,224
Is there no level
to which he won't stoop?!
370
00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:06,628
Wait. What?
Mom?!
371
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:08,630
Well, this ain't your daddy.
372
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:11,633
What are you doing here?
And why are you dressed like me?
373
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:13,902
I came because I knew
you'd lost your way.
374
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:16,605
I'm here to remind you of who you are!
375
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,873
That's really sweet, mom.
376
00:16:17,908 --> 00:16:20,876
But I already figured it out
for myself.
377
00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:21,944
Two minutes ago.
378
00:16:21,979 --> 00:16:23,412
Really?
379
00:16:23,447 --> 00:16:26,749
I made my hair ugly,
took an 11-hour flight,
380
00:16:26,784 --> 00:16:31,353
then paid a Mallorcan fisherman
a thousand Mallorcan money units
381
00:16:31,388 --> 00:16:33,856
to row me out here all for nothing?!
382
00:16:33,891 --> 00:16:35,457
No, it wasn't.
383
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:37,826
I need your help
to do something truly good.
384
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:40,395
[ Dogs barking ]
385
00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:42,631
They're gonna get through!
386
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:45,634
Just one nail left.
387
00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:47,236
Better make it count.
388
00:16:47,271 --> 00:16:48,804
Goodbye, son.
389
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:52,708
Dad, wait!
Shoot that propane tank!
390
00:16:52,743 --> 00:16:54,943
Maybe the explosion
will scare off the dogs!
391
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,879
Good thinking!
392
00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:01,583
[ Dogs whimpering ]
393
00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:03,452
You did it!
[ Rumbling ]
394
00:17:03,487 --> 00:17:04,820
Uh-oh, Steve.
395
00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:06,722
It must be connected
to the main gas line.
396
00:17:06,757 --> 00:17:08,390
This whole place is gonna blow!
397
00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:10,392
What are you doing?
398
00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:12,394
Get on.
Now hold on tight.
399
00:17:12,429 --> 00:17:13,862
[ Screams ]
400
00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:15,497
It worked!
401
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:18,467
Dad, even though we're not
moving into that cool house,
402
00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,469
I'll still get to have parties
with girls, right?
403
00:17:20,504 --> 00:17:21,603
Afraid not, Steve.
404
00:17:21,639 --> 00:17:23,572
And we should really talk about
405
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,808
what snot was doing in your fantasy.
406
00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:27,276
Oh, no!
407
00:17:27,311 --> 00:17:28,911
They're gaining on us!
408
00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,579
[ Dogs barking ]
409
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,014
Hang on tight!
410
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:36,585
[ Grunting ]
411
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,587
[ Both sigh ]
412
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:41,990
Wait. The mailboxes are
down here by the guard gate?
413
00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,726
You have to come all the way
down here to get your mail?
414
00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,929
Oh, screw this place.
415
00:17:46,964 --> 00:17:49,565
[ Techno music playing ]
416
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,434
I think the whales
are to the right up here.
417
00:17:52,469 --> 00:17:53,769
Do you mean starboard?
418
00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,971
We're on a boat, Hayley.
Start talking boat.
419
00:17:56,006 --> 00:17:57,439
Yeah!
420
00:17:57,474 --> 00:17:58,674
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
421
00:17:58,709 --> 00:17:59,708
You guys aren't allowed down here.
422
00:17:59,743 --> 00:18:01,844
Oh... Um... Sorry.
423
00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:04,313
Uh, we were just...
424
00:18:04,348 --> 00:18:06,448
looking for the dance floor.
425
00:18:06,483 --> 00:18:08,951
I'll take you.
It's on the next deck.
426
00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:14,089
No.
I think it's right here.
427
00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:15,624
What?
That's right, lady.
428
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,826
I'm challenging you
to a dance-off.
429
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:21,430
Unless you don't think
you've got the moves.
430
00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:25,334
Oh, I've got moves all day till Sunday.
431
00:18:25,369 --> 00:18:27,369
[ Music continues ]
432
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,508
Go free the whales.
433
00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:40,048
We talked about this, Roger.
434
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:42,751
You're the one who
frees the whales every time.
435
00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:44,620
This was gonna be the time
you did the dance-off,
436
00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:46,989
but here we are,
in the whale room, once again.
437
00:19:00,437 --> 00:19:02,404
[ Muttering ]
438
00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:05,674
[ Whales singing ]
439
00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:10,913
Aww, damn!
440
00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:12,648
Here comes the rebuttal!
441
00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:17,686
You teach people how to treat you!
442
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:21,790
[ Music continues ]
443
00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:25,560
[ Both panting ]
444
00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:26,828
That was a'ight.
445
00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:28,563
But let me show you how it's done.
446
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,966
Make some room.
Make some room!
447
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:32,067
[ Rumbling ]
448
00:19:32,102 --> 00:19:33,702
[ Both grunt ]
[ Bones crack ]
449
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,704
Whales are free.
450
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,572
It's over. We did it!
451
00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:40,842
All he has to do is get more
whales, and he'll be back at it.
452
00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:43,445
Trust me.
This ocean is lousy with whales.
453
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,448
Now, let's end this once and for all.
454
00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:48,984
Did you kill this guy?
455
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:51,987
That's it... next time,
I'm doing the dance-off!
456
00:19:52,022 --> 00:19:53,989
[ Techno music playing ]
457
00:19:54,024 --> 00:19:56,591
[ All grunting ]
458
00:19:56,627 --> 00:19:58,126
It won't budge!
459
00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,795
Let's give up.
460
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,430
We need to find something
to help us pry it out.
461
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:04,566
Maybe there's something in here.
462
00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:05,968
Tusks.
463
00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:08,704
I think we can no longer
deny the facts.
464
00:20:08,739 --> 00:20:11,106
This guy is an elephant dentist.
465
00:20:11,141 --> 00:20:12,841
[ All grunting ]
466
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:15,577
[ Creaking ]
467
00:20:15,612 --> 00:20:18,013
[ Pop! ]
468
00:20:20,484 --> 00:20:22,684
[ All scream ]
469
00:20:25,422 --> 00:20:28,390
For the first time in my life,
470
00:20:28,425 --> 00:20:32,093
I feel like I really did
something to help the earth.
471
00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:42,370
Ugh!
472
00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:46,107
Hayley, the oil spill
dyed your hair back to normal.
473
00:20:46,143 --> 00:20:48,316
Everything worked out!
474
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:57,719
Oh, look.
My cigarettes stayed dry.
475
00:20:57,754 --> 00:20:59,154
[ Lighter clicks ]
476
00:21:00,071 --> 00:21:08,071
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