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Aw, I love our cozy date nights.
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Me, too, baby.
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Grape me.
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Oh, man, I hate y'all cozy date nights.
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That's because you're not a
romantic like your father.
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Now be quiet, we're trying
to watch Swamp Truckers.
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Man, you got to love that Jolene.
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That girl's got more tires than teeth.
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Well, I will see y'all later.
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Sofia and I are going for
a walk on the beach.
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The beach?
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Ain't nothing romantic about
getting sand in your cracks.
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Grape me again, baby. But
put some finger on it.
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Man, please don't put them
grapes back in the fridge.
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Oh, man, look.
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There's another one of those
Motor Boys commercials.
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♪ Car or truck, you're
in luck with the ♪
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♪ Motor Boys, beep, beep. ♪
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Man, Pop, your competition
sure is running a lot of ads.
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I don't know, baby. Should we be scared?
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Hell no.
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Calvin's Pit Stop is
a local institution.
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If anybody should be scared, it's them.
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Change the channel, baby.
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♪ Car or truck, you're
in luck with the... ♪
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♪ Estás De suerte conMotor Boys ♪
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♪ Beep-a, beep-a. ♪
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See? I told you.
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They even scared of me in Spanish.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Okay, this one needs to
be washed in cold water,
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this one on delicate
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and this one is hand-wash only.
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Got it. All right.
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Uh, Mom... are you, are
you gonna remember?
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That I do your laundry for free? Yes.
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Tina, everyone was right.
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You're married to a genius.
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Oh, really? Does that guy know
you're also married to Dad?
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Very funny.
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Look, I figured out the perfect
way to take down Motor Boys.
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We're gonna do a
commercial for the shop.
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A commercial? Aren't those expensive?
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No, no. I made a deal on airtime.
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The only catch is we have no budget,
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Oh... it has to be done in three days
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and we got to shoot it ourselves.
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Told you. Genius.
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Mom is right. We can't do a commercial.
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No, trust me, I got it all figured out.
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You're gonna shoot it with
your fancy new phone,
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we'll play ourselves
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and I just got someone
to play the customer.
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Dad, what actor would
be desperate enough
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to star in the world's
cheapest commercial for free?
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I got your text.
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I'm ready for my close-up.
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Ah, I should go.
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I got an early shift in the morning.
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Are you sure you don't want
to stay at my place again?
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Uh, you know, I better not.
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Last time we didn't get any sleep,
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and I dozed off on my Taser.
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Okay. Good night.
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Good night.
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That went well.
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Hey! Man...
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Gemma, were you spying on us?
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Well, what can I say?
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You're my favorite neighbor,
she's my favorite employee.
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It makes me happy to
see you two so in l...
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L-Los Angeles.
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Come on.
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Don't tell me you haven't
said "I love you" yet.
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What? I-It's only been four months.
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Only? Dave said it the
first time we met.
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I was working at the
Burger King drive-through,
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and he blurted it out right
after I handed him his Whopper.
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I felt like the Burger Queen.
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Well, I'm not like you guys, Gemma.
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I don't hand out "I love
yous" like Whoppers.
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No... Well, you're missing out,
because they are both delicious.
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Okay, here's how it's gonna go.
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I'm gonna say my line to camera.
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"I'm great, Motor Boys
suck, yada yada yada."
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Uh, Dad,
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I-I'm not sure you can legally say that.
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Hey. Do you want to keep your job?
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Uh, no, not really. You're
forcing me to do this.
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Then act like it.
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All right, then Tina says her line.
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"Line"? Why do I only get one line?
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Babe, it's a 30-second commercial.
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We got to have time for the customer.
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Eh, if you say so, but, baby,
we need this thing to pop.
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And we know that this is popping.
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Okay.
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Dave, you ready to go?
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Yeah, yeah. Uh...
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Uh, about the customer. Who is this guy?
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W-What do you mean? He's a customer.
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Well, yeah, no... I-I know that,
but if I'm gonna be convincing,
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I need to know his backstory.
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You know? What-what makes him tick?
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What brought him here and why?
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His broken car, because it's broken.
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His broken car. Okay,
let me chew on that.
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Okay. Marty, how we doing over here?
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Uh, great. But before we start,
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how do we want this thing to look?
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What do you mean?
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Well, Motor Boys ads
may be professional,
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but they're kind of generic.
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So we can stand out
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by giving our ad a
distinct visual aesthetic.
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An aesthetic?
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Why do we need a fake leg?
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Okay, nobody treats Tarantino this way.
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Okay. I made a few changes to your lines
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that I think will make them better.
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What did you do?
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I gave them to me.
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You gave yourself everything
except "I'm Calvin Butler."
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Well, I can't say that. I
would sound ridiculous.
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Calvin, I have a few questions
about my character.
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Dave, since when do you wear glasses?
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Well, that's one of my questions.
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These olives are delicious.
You have to try one.
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Mmm.
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You know, when my parents
do that, it is gross.
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But when you do it, it's hot.
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So, uh, there's something
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I kind of need to talk to you about.
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Okay, Gemma was watching us make out.
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But she promised to see a therapist.
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It's not that. I got some news today.
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I was offered a new teaching position.
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Wow, that's so great.
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It's in Paris.
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Wow, that is so in France.
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I know. It's this amazing school.
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I applied for it last
year, and I honestly
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never thought I would get it.
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So I guess you're, um,
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moving to France?
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I don't know. I haven't accepted it yet.
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Why not?
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Because I feel like what
we have is special,
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so before I decide...
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I'd like to know where
you think we're going.
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Oh. Uh, I, um...
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- Well...
- So, do we know what we want?
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Hey, can you chill out, man? This
ain't got nothing to do with you!
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Okay, everybody, if you
would all just focus
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and stick to my original plan,
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we only have to do this one more time.
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Uh, actually, Dad,
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I think I might need a few
more takes to capture
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the edgy Spike Lee feel I'm going for.
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You're lucky there's
not an aesthetic here,
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or I would hit you
over the head with it.
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Action!
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.
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And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
our customers are friends,
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and our friends are family.
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Just ask my wife Tina.
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Do you have a problem with your car?
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Talk to Tina.
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Do you want the best prices in town?
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Talk to Tina.
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Do you want the best customer service?
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Talk to Calvin.
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Or to Tina.
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And speaking of customers,
here comes one now.
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After the accident, I didn't
know where to bring my car.
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But then I found Calvin's Pit Stop,
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where they did a great
job at a fair price.
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That's right, because
here at Calvin's...
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Sure, I lost my family in that accident,
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but I found a new one
here at Calvin's...
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Pit Stop!
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Cut!
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We're doing it again.
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What?
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Uh, that's good, because I
forgot to press record.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you see the cut of the commercial?
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I just watched it.
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I was amazing!
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I know.
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Wasn't I great?
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I know it's just a local commercial,
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but I feel like I could get
nominated for something.
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Oh, Calvin,
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did you see the commercial yet?
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Yeah.
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Well, what'd you think?
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Well, to put it gently, it was
a flaming pile of hot garbage.
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What?
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All three of you were ridiculous.
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Marty with his black-and-white montage
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and-and you just making
love to the camera.
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And you, with your backstory
about being a drug addict?
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Ex-drug addict.
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Well, y'all seem to have forgotten
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that my business is on the line here.
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Motor Boys is stealing my customers,
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and y'all up in here
trying to win a BET Award.
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Can a white guy win that?
'Cause that would be amazing.
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Calvin, we were all just doing our best.
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Well, it's totally unusable.
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And now I gotta do it again. By myself.
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How could you do that? I spent hours
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getting into that character's head.
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And let me tell you something,
it was not a pretty place!
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Yeah, I got that when you made me
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flush your Tic Tacs down the toilet.
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Well, good luck pulling
this off all by yourself.
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I don't have another choice.
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I gotta turn something in by tomorrow,
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and it sure as hell can't
be what y'all did.
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- Can you believe that?
- I know.
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I had the shakes all night
coming off those fake drugs.
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Oh, my God, Malcolm.
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Sofia told me about her job offer.
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Yeah, I know. I don't know what to do.
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Well, I am her boss.
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One phone call to Paris,
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and I can make this whole thing go away.
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You're kidding, right?
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Of course I'm kidding.
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Unless you don't want me to be.
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Well, I appreciate the offer, Gemma,
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but this is her decision.
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So, what, you're just gonna give up?
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What else am I supposed to do?
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You're supposed to fight for her.
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You can't just sit back and do nothing
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while the woman you...
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Love is going to France?
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Oh, my God, you just said you love her.
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- No, I didn't.
- Oh, yeah, you totally did.
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No. Are you sure I didn't say "Louvre"?
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Because that's in France, too.
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Malcolm, why can't you just
admit that you're in love?
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Because I don't want to
mess up her life, Gemma.
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Mess up her life how?
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Look, think about it.
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What if I tell Sofia I love her,
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she decides not to go to France,
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and then it doesn't work out between us?
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I would have stood in the way
of her chasing her dreams.
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I would never forgive myself for that.
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I get that.
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But what if you do tell
her, and she stays,
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and it's the best thing to
ever happen to you two?
257
00:12:32,747 --> 00:12:34,205
I don't know.
258
00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:35,927
Well, I do.
259
00:12:35,952 --> 00:12:38,274
If she goes, you're gonna
spend the rest of your life
260
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,040
wondering "what if?"
261
00:12:40,352 --> 00:12:43,705
And trust me, that is no way to live.
262
00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:46,956
You know what, you're right.
263
00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:49,110
You're right. I'm gonna
tell her I love her.
264
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I'm gonna text her right now.
265
00:12:51,987 --> 00:12:53,797
No, no! Malcolm, Malcolm...
266
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You can't just text something like that.
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You gotta make is special.
268
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Like how I gave Dave a paper crown,
269
00:13:01,065 --> 00:13:03,206
even though it wasn't his birthday.
270
00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,455
Okay, well, what do you
think I should do?
271
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Don't worry, leave it to me.
272
00:13:08,348 --> 00:13:10,704
Thank you, Gemma. Wait a minute.
273
00:13:10,729 --> 00:13:12,856
You're not calling Paris, are you?
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00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:14,446
No, silly.
275
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Unless you want me to.
276
00:13:19,386 --> 00:13:22,008
Okay, Grover, all you have to
do is point the camera at me,
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and push the red button.
278
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I know how to use a phone, Mr. Calvin.
279
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What do you think I am, six?
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You got a lot of attitude for somebody
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who can be replaced by a tripod.
282
00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:39,296
Okay, you ready?
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Action.
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler,
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and here at Calvin's Pit
Stop, I guarantee you
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the best repairs with the
lowest prices in town.
287
00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:54,064
Just ask my wife. Right, Tina?
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00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:58,290
You can't see her, but she agrees.
289
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,530
What's that, sir?
290
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,286
The best customer service
you've ever had?
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00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,789
Thank you.
292
00:14:07,775 --> 00:14:10,539
Well, you heard them.
293
00:14:11,013 --> 00:14:13,788
So come on down to Calvin's Pit Stop,
294
00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:17,789
where our customers are friends,
and our friends are family.
295
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,786
Yeah!
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00:14:19,811 --> 00:14:23,291
Yes. That's how you do it.
What do you think?
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00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:26,134
It was great, Mr. Calvin. Really funny.
298
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,642
What do you mean funny?
299
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,792
I mean how you talk about
your friends and family
300
00:14:29,817 --> 00:14:31,539
when you're all by yourself.
301
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,095
Well, I wouldn't be if
my friends and family
302
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,789
took this seriously.
303
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,641
My dad took it seriously.
304
00:14:39,822 --> 00:14:43,539
He said the pressure is what got
his character hooked on drugs.
305
00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:47,707
I know. He told me he crashed his car
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00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:50,258
escaping from rehab.
307
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:54,608
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin.
308
00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:57,501
I guess he was just worried
about letting you down.
309
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,353
He was?
310
00:14:59,378 --> 00:15:01,883
Yeah. He said he really
just wanted to help you
311
00:15:01,908 --> 00:15:03,562
beat Motor Boys.
312
00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:05,657
Oh, man.
313
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:08,289
Maybe I did overreact.
314
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:11,774
I guess everybody was
just trying to help.
315
00:15:11,799 --> 00:15:15,087
Not me. You promised me 20 bucks.
316
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:20,704
Okay, it's all set.
317
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:22,868
I've got the balloons,
a bouquet of roses,
318
00:15:22,893 --> 00:15:24,366
and the fourth grade a Capella group
319
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,290
- is hiding in the nurse's office.
- Okay.
320
00:15:26,315 --> 00:15:27,707
Why fourth grade?
321
00:15:27,732 --> 00:15:29,469
Because the sixth graders
just hit puberty,
322
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:32,735
and they sound like a
bunch of horny sea lions.
323
00:15:33,911 --> 00:15:35,766
Man, I am nervous.
324
00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,488
It's gonna be fine.
325
00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:41,415
And if not, I've got
France on speed dial.
326
00:15:42,147 --> 00:15:44,018
Hey, Gemma, you wanted to see me?
327
00:15:44,304 --> 00:15:46,540
Malcolm? What are you doing here?
328
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:49,852
I thought that I would come
by and, uh, surprise you.
329
00:15:49,877 --> 00:15:51,488
Oh, gotta go.
330
00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:53,907
Mrs. Murphy got bit by
the class turtle again.
331
00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:56,985
It is hard to go back to lettuce
when you've tasted blood.
332
00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:01,290
So, what's going on?
333
00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:03,954
Well, I, um... I've been thinking a lot
334
00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:07,287
about the idea of you moving to France.
335
00:16:07,354 --> 00:16:08,660
And there's something that I...
336
00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:10,032
I'm not going.
337
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:12,665
What? Really?
338
00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:14,040
Really.
339
00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:16,758
What made you decide to stay?
340
00:16:17,391 --> 00:16:21,101
Well, the more I thought about going,
341
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:25,146
the more I realized I don't
want to mess up my life.
342
00:16:26,437 --> 00:16:27,954
Mess up your life?
343
00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:32,187
Yeah. I mean, I know going to Paris
344
00:16:32,212 --> 00:16:34,606
is something I've always dreamed of,
345
00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:37,789
but I'm just afraid that
346
00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:40,031
if I give up everything here to go,
347
00:16:40,056 --> 00:16:42,319
and then it doesn't work out,
348
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,024
I'd never forgive myself.
349
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,633
You know, I know exactly how you feel.
350
00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:55,187
Which is why you have to go.
351
00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:58,758
What?
352
00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:02,210
Look, Sofia, nothing
would make me happier
353
00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:03,758
than if you stayed.
354
00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:07,047
But you can't let being afraid stop you
355
00:17:07,072 --> 00:17:09,030
from going after
something that you want.
356
00:17:09,646 --> 00:17:12,226
'Cause if you do, you'll
always be wondering
357
00:17:12,605 --> 00:17:14,250
"what if?" And...
358
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:17,164
that's no way to live.
359
00:17:18,386 --> 00:17:20,188
I'm gonna miss you.
360
00:17:21,985 --> 00:17:24,204
Yeah, no, I, uh...
361
00:17:24,428 --> 00:17:26,386
I miss you already.
362
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:30,898
♪ You are my ♪
363
00:17:30,923 --> 00:17:33,625
- ♪ Sunshine ♪
- Oh, damn!
364
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:36,883
♪ My only sunshine ♪
365
00:17:36,908 --> 00:17:40,305
♪ You make me happy. ♪
366
00:17:43,055 --> 00:17:45,633
This isn't Mr. Cullen's
retirement party.
367
00:17:45,658 --> 00:17:48,081
Everybody out. Out, out, out, out!
368
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,023
I don't know what Dad's talking about.
369
00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:01,289
My camerawork is great.
370
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,384
I mean sure, the slow
motion didn't work,
371
00:18:03,409 --> 00:18:05,193
but that was only in the flashbacks.
372
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,307
And there was nothing
wrong with my acting.
373
00:18:09,332 --> 00:18:10,986
Although...
374
00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:13,976
falling out of the wheelchair
might have been a bit much.
375
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,094
Yeah, in hindsight,
376
00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,922
maybe I shouldn't have
licked that wrench.
377
00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,453
Oh. Hey, everybody.
378
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,172
- Hey.
- Hey.
379
00:18:25,197 --> 00:18:29,506
Look, uh, I just wanted to tell
you I'm sorry for what I said.
380
00:18:29,531 --> 00:18:30,836
You were all just
381
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:34,281
trying to help, and I just
kept shutting you down.
382
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,695
Well, baby, you, uh, you weren't wrong.
383
00:18:37,878 --> 00:18:42,055
Yeah, we just watched it again,
and we were pretty awful.
384
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,457
Yeah, you were straight trash.
385
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,437
Uh, but the point is,
386
00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:49,446
is you're my family and you're my friend
387
00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:52,234
and that's what the shop is all about,
388
00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:56,234
so I was thinking maybe we all
take another crack at it.
389
00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:58,234
You sure? Because we...
390
00:18:58,259 --> 00:19:00,039
I'm in.
391
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,249
Well, me, too.
392
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,539
Oh, what the hell? Let's make a sequel.
393
00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:07,389
All right. Come on, well,
let's do this thing.
394
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,414
But this time, no sad backstories.
395
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:13,328
Totally agree. But what about, uh,
396
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,493
this time I'm a guy from Boston
397
00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:19,747
who, uh, crashed his car
after he robbed a bank.
398
00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:23,997
Where the hell is an
aesthetic when you need one?
399
00:19:30,221 --> 00:19:32,812
Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.
400
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:36,635
And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
we guarantee the best repairs
401
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,875
at the lowest prices in town.
402
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,623
Just ask my wife Tina.
403
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,403
He's right. And I don't say that often.
404
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:48,957
But don't take our word for it.
405
00:19:48,982 --> 00:19:52,121
Here comes a satisfied customer now.
406
00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:57,805
Wow, these are the best repairs
407
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,872
and the lowest prices in town.
408
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,623
Told you.
409
00:20:03,278 --> 00:20:06,121
Thanks, Calvin's Pit Stop.
410
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,563
So come on down to Calvin's Pit Stop,
411
00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:12,993
where our customers are friends...
412
00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:17,016
And our friends are family.
413
00:20:22,391 --> 00:20:25,539
We did it. We were on TV!
414
00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:28,571
And in the best time slot of the night.
415
00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:32,359
Right between Swamp
Truckers and Swamp Wives.
416
00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:35,000
Well, I say we celebrate.
417
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,070
Let's go to Ernie's.
418
00:20:36,095 --> 00:20:38,141
Yeah. Let's do it.Okay.
419
00:20:43,836 --> 00:20:46,352
Just in case there's paparazzi.
420
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:56,899
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