Original subtitles

(opening theme playing)

(snoring)

(elevator dings)

Man, did you see the way I torpedo-punched gizmo

In his face?

Dude, that was nothing. You see the way I aped out on mammoth?

I went gorilla on that fool! (imitates a gorilla)

Guys! Guys! This is not a competition!

'cause if it was, you two wouldn't stand a chance!

Did you see the way I took down jinx today?

I hit her with a blam-boom!

Followed by a smash-bang!

And she didn't even see that ka-pow comin'!

(sarcastically) ooh, you guys are so big and bad.

I felt like we did all of the blamming and ka-powing of the h.I.V.E. Today.

Ah! Another successful day of keeping jump city safe.

I sure am beat.

(snoring)

Does not my favorite little sleepy guy look adorable?

(yawning) I sure do!

-Looks like it's bed time. -Did someone say bed time?

(meows)

-We love bed time! -I love how quiet it is!

I love the stories!

Shhh! The silkie is trying to sleep.

-Oh. -My bad.

(silkie crying) oh, no.

My little bumgorf is having a nightmare.

He's a maggot. Maggots don't dream.

Everybody dreams, raven. That's what makes us people... And maggots.

It's true. Dreams are windows into our most secret desires.

Ooh! Sounds intriguing. What do you guys dream about?

The world's not ready for my dreams, baby. (tongue clicking)

-Uh... Stuff. -I do not remember my dreams.

You don't want to know.

Starfire: Goodnight, raven. Robin: Goodnight, starfire.

Cyborg: 'night, beastie. Beast boy: 'night, robin.

Raven: Goodnight, cyborg.

Beast boy: Uh, could someone turn on the hallway light?

-(clicking) -beast boy: Thanks!

(snoring)

Oh! It is such a beautiful day!

Please say you will join me for the picnic!

(all whining)

(screaming)

(meows)

(gasps) kitty picnic!

(upbeat guitar music playing)

(giggling)

Oh! Meow-meow-meow, kitty picnic!

(meows)

-(cat burps) -oh, kitty!

Joy! (giggles)

(meows)

(giggling) I'm having the best day!

(cats meowing)

Oh, kitty! Meow, meow, meow.

(sloshing)

(footsteps)

(startup music playing)

(mysterious music playing)

Booyaah!

-(video game music playing) -get some!

(cackling)

Get off me, crazy ghost dookie!

(laughs) too easy, baby!

Shlaboom! Aw, shucks.

(exclaims)

-Whoo! -(lasers shooting)

Aw, man!

Booyaah!

-Oh, yeah, buddy! -(blasting)

Crazy crab!

More crab?

Booyaah!

(ominous game music playing)

I'm comin' for ya, pizza, baby!

Dang!

(cyborg speaking)

(villain speaking)

Villain: Nice try! Cyborg: Ah!

(laughs evilly)

Cyborg: Hold on there, mr. Pizza man.

I got something special for you!

-(laser shooting) -ah-ha!

(laughs)

Look at that air!

(laughs triumphantly)

(dance music playing)

(crashing)

(footsteps)

(door opening and closing)

(upbeat music playing)

(crashing)

(snoring)

(explosion)

(grunting)

Oh, yeah, I'm bad!

No, you're not!

Uh-oh! (groaning)

Robin, you're amazing!

-Yeah, I know. -Starfire: Robin!

-Star! -(shuddering)

-Starfire. -(gasps)

Ew, gross! You have gunk all over your face.

(thunder crashing)

Did you see how awesome I was?

So awesome.

It was nothing, just saved the world, single-handedly.

You probably want to kiss me. Don't blame you. I'm awesome.

You're a lucky girl.

So lucky!

Robin: Brace yourself.

Oh!

Starfire: (mumbling) robin, you're such a good kisser!

Robin: It's a gift.

Oh, man, that guy's cool.

(kissing)

(kissing continues)

We gotta tell people about this.

(dance music playing)

Hey, guys, they're totally kissing.

(gasping)

Bro, I don't know who else we should tell about it.

Well, I told the guy at the taco stand but I didn't tell that crazy ghost.

Cyborg: Hey, ghost!

-What? -Cyborg: Robin's kissing starfire!

What?

(kissing)

(sloshes)

(roaring)

Your time has come, raven.

What do you want from me, father? Why can't you leave me alone?

You must do what you are told like a good little demon.

But I'm not like you. Ugh, no!

You cannot hide from your destiny.

No! I will never help you enslave the earth.

You will!

(crunching)

And not even your friends can save you.

(all shouting)

Cyborg: Raven, help us!

Father, no!

The earth is mine!

(laughs evilly)

No. I can't let this happen.

I am your creator, your master!

But they are my friends. And this is my home.

Azarath metrion zinthos!

That was close. Thanks for saving us, raven.

(laughs)

What's so funny?

I didn't save you guys. I just couldn't let my dad have all the fun.

(carnival music playing)

(chuckles)

(skeletons groaning)

(sloshing)

(footsteps)

(funky dance music playing)

(rock music playing)