Original subtitles

(theme song playing)

You're going down, brother blood.

(groans)

(remote control beeping)

Robot: Pain. Pain. Pain.

Oh no, not him.

(whimpering) it can't be who I think it is.

Pain, pain, all I know is pain.

Pain bot, he's all mine. Titans go!

(grunting)

Pain!

(screams)

Not going well!

-We've got this, man! -Pain, pain, pain.

(whimpering)

(groans) guess we should help him out.

Uh...

(all screaming)

Pain!

Pain!

-Pain bot: Pain! -(remote control beeps)

Hey, beast boy... (groans)

Distract pain bot by getting your face smashed in.

Yes, sir! (whistles)

(groans)

I'm going after brother blood.

(all groan)

Dude, my face. Is it...

Is it okay?

-Pain. -(all scream)

Wait! It's... Not attacking us.

Don't worry about pain bot, titans.

Without brother blood's remote it's completely harmless.

Don't trust it, dude.

All I know is pain.

Whoa. That's like, sad.

Cyborg, get away from that thing.

Little buddy's got some busted circuits. Maybe, I can just fix him.

-Pain! -All: No!

(whistling)

(mechanical whirring)

All I know is... (crackling)

Aw, let me fix that for you.

Oh! Just keep it down.

Can't let anyone know you're here.

Cyborg: Good as new, little buddy.

Now, if you're gonna stay here we're gonna set some ground rules.

These are the good guys.

That means no stabbing, burning, electrocuting or dismembering. Got it?

Pain!

(whimpers)

Aw, you're just a little sweet pea, aren't you?

I don't care what the others think. I'm keeping you.

Look at that, I'm bleeding.

Pain!

(mechanical whirring)

Pain.

Oh! Yeah! (grunting)

(screams)

Pain.

(chuckles)

(video game beeping)

(cheers)

(zapping)

Both: Pain.

(chuckling)

I love you so much.

Hey, anyone seen beast boy?

No, but I did hear his screams

Followed by the sound of terrible metal pounding coming from the kitchen.

Terrible metal pounding...

(gasps)

I'm sure it's nothing! (chuckles awkwardly)

Hmm. Maybe, if we follow this red streak,

And these chunks of meat, we'll find him.

Come on, guys. If we followed every red streak in the tower

We'd be on wild goose chases all day.

(all scream)

Ahhh! Stop, stop! You're killing me!

You can't add meat. I'm a vegetarian, bro.

Oh, hey guys, look who I found in the kitchen.

Explain yourself, cyborg.

So, I've been hiding pain bot.

But, I was gonna tell you all over a pizza dinner that he prepared.

Pain.

We talked about this. You can't keep him.

Why am I the only one who can't have a little buddy?

Little buddy?

Those random, weird creatures we keep around

After they manage to touch our hearts against all odds?

You know, like silkie.

(gasps) surely, you cannot compare the pain bot with my little bumgorf.

You're right! At least pain bot is cute. Look at all that nasty drool.

(gurgling)

(whimpers) but, I love the silkie's nasty drool.

The rest of us don't have little buddies, cyborg.

(birdarang vibrates) hiya, fellas.

Not now, little buddy. (clears throat)

Roger that. Bye, ya fellas.

No one's saying you can't have a little buddy, cyborg. It just can't be evil.

Oh! Evil is suddenly a problem?

Miss "I get by with a little help from my demons."

Bro, you can't just bring home a torture machine. That's just cray-cray.

You brought home a wolf!

Who dave? Dave's fine.

(growling)

It's not pain bot's fault that he's this way. He come from a terrible home.

Give him a chance and I know you'll see the good in him.

(trilling)

All: Aw!

Well, maybe you're right.

(beeping)

-(screaming) it's got my arm! It's got my arm! -Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!

(crash)

Robin: (screaming) why! Why!

That thing's got to go.

(thunder crashing)

� pain, all I know is pain

� your not being here drives me insane

� all the joy I've known gone down the drain

� pain, all I know is pain

� pain, all I know is pain

� tears keep falling harder than the rain

� trying to hold on but that was all in vain

� and I don't wanna live without you

� because there is no doubt that

� all I know is pain

� yeah, pain, all I know is pain

� all I know is pain

� lemon juice on a paper cut pain

� and I don't wanna live without ya

� because there is no doubt that

� all I know is pain �

I'm coming for you, little buddy!

Pain, pain, pain.

(gulps)

-That's right, I'm keeping him. -But we said...

Don't care. As long as you got your little buddies, I get mine.

I am not getting rid of the silkie.

And, dave's off-limits.

(screaming) dave, no! Bad wolf, bad wolf!

Call him off, call him off!

Look at those two go at it. (chuckles)

Why dave, why?

There has to be a way to settle this.

There is one way.

Little buddy showdown!

Okay, here are the rules!

Last little buddy standing gets to stay in the tower.

This is going to be off the chain, yo.

Remember, all you know is pain.

All I know is pain.

All you know is pain.

All I know is pain.

Do you hear me? All you know is pain!

All I know is pain.

Am I right? All you know is pain!

Pain!

(dings)

(dave growling)

Now, I want a good, clean fight.

Nothing below the belt or you'll be disqualified...

Get him, boy!

(dave snarls)

(dave yelping)

Oh, dave!

(bell dings)

(snarling)

Stay lose, little buddy. Stay loose.

-Uppercut. Left hook. Stick... You get the idea. -(little buddies fighting)

Pain.

-Kabblam! -(bell dings)

You got this, little buddies. Just follow what we planned.

Birdarang: Let's do this, beat box.

-Let's break it down. -(funky music playing)

No! What are you doing?

That's redonkulous.

Ko, baby!

(bell dings)

Stop me! Stop me!

Pain!

(screams)

(bell dinging)

Whoo! You go, little buddy! I knew you could do it!

You can stay here with me, forever.

(trilling)

What about the silkie's turn?

(scoffs) you kidding me?

(bell dings)

(roars)

Pain bot: Pain.

We've got to get that thing out of the house.