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(opening theme playing)

(electronic whirring)

-(alarm blares) -(gasps)

(groans)

-(explosion) -(screaming)

(crash)

(coughs)

(groans)

(electronic whirring)

(explosion)

(beast boy snoring)

(beast boy mumbling groggily)

Man, is it just me or is nothing working in this tower?

Uh, that reminds me. Avoid the bathroom.

(starfire screaming)

-At least... -(all scream)

Titans... Uh... What happened?

Never mind.

I have intel that the h.I.V.E is working

To turn their hq into a space battle station.

(machine groaning)

You heard me right. A space battle station!

Check it out. (makes spaceship and machine gun sounds)

I plan to infiltrate and destroy the tower

Before their evil plan can be put into motion.

Is not the h.I.V.E tower too well-secured to attempt this?

Already figured that out.

(electronic whirring)

What do you think?

-Oh, finally you changed your outfit. -No, I'm not changing...

Oh, you do not know how ridiculous your old costume was.

(chuckles) yeah. We didn't wanna tell you, but your old costume...

Lame!

-You, you misunderstand. -Loving the new voice, too.

Your old one was just so whiny.

(mimicking) titans, go! Listen to me!

Do stuff I say as my incredibly strong voice makes your ears bleed.

I'm not changing costumes! (sighs)

I'm posing as a villain called red x,

In order to infiltrate the h.I.V.E tower.

Red x, ooh!

You're gonna keep the name change, right? It's so much cooler than...

None of this is permanent!

So, what makes you think they'll just let you join the h.I.V.E?

When I pick their biggest and baddest member,

And make a point, they'll beg.

This mission will be fast. In and out.

(robin screams)

(crash)

This space battle station is gonna be the perfect combination

Of comfort and deadliness.

(knocking on door)

Come in!

Name's red x. I want in with the h.I.V.E.

You know, we don't usually bring in new recruits this way.

What, don't think I have what it takes?

You're in.

(robin grunting)

Do you think you're a tough guy? (grunting)

(grunting)

Oh! Someone stop him!

He's gonna hurt mammoth!

What's wrong, tough guy?

You're not so big and bad after all, huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I said you were in.

Oh, sorry.

(shrieks)

Well, we've got a little home improvement project we're working on.

Make yourself comfortable.

He's mean.

I said I was sorry.

Just like I said.

In...

And out.

(chuckles)

Red x!

Want some pizza?

As long as it's not delivery.

Robin: (thinking) because, in two minutes

There won't be a tower to deliver it to. (sniggers)

We've got our own wood-burning oven.

A wood-burning pizza oven? Uh, excuse me.

Let's eat.

Mmm. Excellent pizza.

Crispy crust.

Such a shame this evil wood-burning pizza oven must be destroyed.

So, tomorrow I was thinking, we'd make hawaiian.

(gasps) hawaiian?

Excuse me.

Starfire: The dinner is served.

Frozen fish and peas?

I don't want to see that. I'm hungry!

But you have not fixed the microwave oven machine like you promised.

Oh, so just 'cause I said I would fix it, I'm the one who has to fix it?

You all are living in a fantasy land.

So, you destroyed the h.I.V.E tower?

Uh, not yet. Things have gotten... Complicated.

We can discuss over the dinner.

Oh, not for me. I'm stuffed.

The h.I.V.E. Has a wood-burning pizza oven.

You had pizza?

Yeah, from a wood-burning pizza oven. (chuckles)

(clears throat) it was super evil. I'll destroy their tower tomorrow.

It'll be fast. In and out.

We need laser cannons here and here,

And a flame decal would look really cool.

(knocking on door)

Name's stone.

Thought the h.I.V.E. Could use someone like me.

Nice, you're in.

Guess I'll have to prove myself then.

(grunting)

Sorry, but there's a new tough guy in town!

Dude, I said you were in.

Red x, show him around.

What are you doing here?

Sounded like I could eat some...

Sounded like you could use some help.

Fine, keep watch while I set the timer.

In and out.

Red x, we got us a complication.

I placed a time charge at the main electronic system interface junction.

Simple, in and out.

-Escape route? -Planned.

Cyborg: Shockwave dispersal pattern? Robin: Calculated.

Air over pressure... Ahh! Score!

I win, I win! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!

Better check out the pizza.

Then, in and out.

Beast boy, what are you doing to the silkie?

Video game's broken so I'm playing,

What's inside of silkie.

Oh, yeah! (chuckles)

Oh! I did not just pull out a hat.

So, you finally destroyed the h.I.V.E tower?

That's a negative.

Still gathering intel, uncovering so many secrets.

You guys up for a game of what's inside of silkie?

No thanks, our wrists are tired from playing air hockey all day.

They have air hockey?

Not for long, they don't.

And the wood burning pizza oven?

-(knock on door) -come in.

Hi, I'm raveen.

I am sapphire.

I'm beast bob.

-You're all in. -We want in the h.I.V.E.

(crying) poor, poor mammoth.

It's getting too crowded around here.

What are you guys doing here?

We thought you could use our help.

The mission is under control. In and out.

Mayday! Mayday!

Why doesn't it surprise me that this pit of despair has a...

Robin: Soda fountain.

So many dastardly beverage choices.

We need more time here.

Too many unanswered questions.

How much time?

Years, bro, years.

Years, it is.

(computer processing)

Then, in and out.

(giggling)

Our ultimate space weapon is complete. We're ready to launch.

We can't go into space with them.

(slurping) (burps)

We have to ask them to leave.

(gasps) that would be rude.

So how do we get rid of them?

Only one choice.

We have to blow up h.I.V.E tower.

That's the best you can come up with?

It'll be easy. In and out.

Weird, there's a bomb here already.

-Just need to set it. -(computer processing)

Whoa! What are you doing?

We're blowing up the tower, to get rid of you.

Yeah, you're rude and mean.

Hey, nobody blows this place up but the teen titans!

(gasps) beast boy!

This place may be evil, but it's also way too awesome to destroy.

Titans, go!

Ahh!

(explosion)

(crying)

(alarm beeping)

(explosion)

(groans)

I hate it here.

Yes, especially now.

(burps)

(snoring)

Dudes, we've got to do something.

They're driving us crazy!

It's okay, I've got a plan.

It'll be fast.

-In and... -(alarm beeping)