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(theme song playing)

(snoring)

(alarm ringing)

(all scream)

Fire! Fire! Fire!

(all screaming)

Do not panic! I have the water.

(spluttering)

Everybody, stop, drop and roll!

(groaning)

-(glass shattering) -I'll save you, little buddy.

-(yelling) -(groaning)

Live, I say. Live!

(spluttering)

I've got this, titans.

(gasps)

(screaming)

Ow! Ow! Ow!

(alarm ringing)

Hmm. Check this out.

Cyborg: "chimney blockage detected."

That's what set off the alarm.

I guess somebody ought to go unblock it.

But who is the one who cleans the blockage of the chimneys?

Wait, I'm a leader. Leaders don't clean chimneys.

Stupid, ridiculous, filthy blocked chimney.

Now, let's see what's causing the trouble.

Oh no! Mockingbirds!

(bird chirping)

What are a couple of lowlife, filthy mockingbirds doing clogging up my chimney?

Why can't they be more dignified?

Like the majestic robin.

The aristocrat of the bird world.

Time to take out the trash.

Hey, mockingbirds! Get out of my chimney!

(bird chirping)

(birds giggle)

Oh, mocking the teen titans team leader, huh?

-Bad idea! -(squawking)

(groaning)

-(groaning) -(squawking)

(panting)

I can fight dirty, too.

(bubbling)

(evil laughter)

(birds cawing)

Oh, what? Don't like birdy cide?

(chuckles)

(bird chirping)

(all laughing)

(indistinct chatter)

(all exclaim)

(upbeat music playing)

(chuckles) you like that, eh?

You see something you like?

(giggles)

Oi! Good grip! Deal it, man.

(chuckles)

(all exclaim)

Hey! What's going on here?

We heard some cool music playing so we came outside and found these cool guys.

And they are the coolest.

Super cool.

This is our leader, robin.

You don't look like no robin to me, mate.

(spits)

Wait... What? (chuckles)

Are you mocking me?

Oh! You're the mockingbirds I kicked out of the chimney!

That's right.

Why would you kick 'em out? They're really cool.

When I kicked them out they weren't this cool.

The chemicals I used must have mutated them.

I noticed you have laser eyes.

Just so happens I do too.

-(laser fires) -(screaming)

(laughs)

Oh, what's wrong, mr. Red-breast?

Can't you fly?

(birds chuckle sneeringly)

(all exclaim)

The hawk. (clears throat)

(screeching)

(all exclaim)

The canadian goose. (honking)

(all cheer)

You bird call like a pro, mate.

How about a robin?

Oi, everybody, I'm the leader.

Me name's robin but me ain't got no feathers.

(all laugh)

Why are you encouraging these guys?

They're just filthy birds.

I think they are sweet.

(in deep romantic voice) � oh, yeah �

Mockingbirds are nothing but trouble.

These guys? Yeah, right.

(gasps)

� yeah �

(birds chirping)

Ah! My room!

What have you done?

You thought you was oh, so clever.

Chucking us out of the chimney.

Well, mate, we're taking over your nest now.

But it's my room!

Oi, he's disrespecting us, brother.

-Can't have that. -Too right.

-Stamping time. -(groaning)

Stop! My eye! Ahh!

Ahh! Ooh! Me eye!

(laughing)

(spluttering)

(groans)

(giggling)

(all laughing)

Well, have fun with your birdy friends.

I'm leaving.

-Did he say something? -Oh! (blows raspberry)

Forget about him. Now we can have some real fun!

Excellent notion, brother.

-I think it's time for a... -(both) bird party!

(upbeat music playing)

� I'm free as a bird �

So I said, "let's shake a tail feather, baby."

She's all like, "yeah." and I'm like, "what?"

� I'm free as a bird �

Hey, baby, what's shaking? How you doing?

Nice beak.

(squawking)

Man, these bird girls are cold!

I told you to back off.

My name is raven. I am not "a" raven.

(kissing sounds)

Come on, guys. Gimme a break.

(growling)

Look, everybody. Garbage!

� I'm free as a bird

� the bird, the bird, the bird �

-(snoring) -(crowing)

Ahh!

Eew!

Bird dookie!

(snoring)

(coughing)

The feathers are everywhere.

Oi, can we help it if we're molting?

-(squawking) -is that an egg sandwich?

Yeah. (clears throat)

Maybe.

(cyborg groans)

What happened?

(stammering) he used to be cool.

(groans)

Another nature documentary?

You shut your scone hole!

(laughs snidely)

(alarm rings)

Raven: Chimney's blocked again.

Who shall remove the blockage this time?

I no longer like these birds who mock.

They are bossy and mean.

Robin was right about them.

Okay, let's see what kind of trash is blocking this thing.

-(all exclaim) -robin!

(screams)

-Who are you? -Robin, it's us.

You!

You were right, dude!

Those birds are the worst.

You have to help us get rid of them.

Help you, help you, help you? Why? Why should I help you?

Not help us, man.

You gotta lead us. (echoes)

Titans, go!

Oh, I thought we got rid of you.

You got it backwards, friend.

Oh, you're getting rid of us?

Oh, you're getting rid of us?

Are you mocking us?

Get 'em!

(squawking)

(shouting)

-(groaning) -(growling)

(groaning)

Birds of a feather, fight together!

Sonic... (shouting)

These guys just won't go!

How did you ever remove them from the chimney the first time?

Birdy cide.

(horn sounds)

(explosion)

(coughing)

Uh-oh. They mutated again.

We have not mutated.

Rather, we have evolved

Into the birds of the future.

With our newly advanced intellects

Has come an understanding of the futility of conflict.

You have nothing to fear from us, titans.

We have foresworn acts of disgusting violence.

And desire only to live in peace.

Uh...

Okay.

In that case...

(grunting)

Filthy mockingbirds!

(glass shattering)

Not on the brain, not on the brain!

Uncivilized.

Ai! That was me bum!

Filthy mockingbirds!

(cracking)