Original subtitles

(opening theme playing)

He ate the cookies!

He drank the milk!

He left this striped hook in my sock!

Remember, titans, pace yourselves. We've got a full day of...

All: Presents.

Robot parts!

Capes!

Borkflorts!

Yarn ball!

Collector's edition. Sweet.

All: Ugly christmas sweaters!

Yuck!

Uh, man, this one itches so good!

They are most unattractive.

So ugly!

Yet still festive.

It's snowing!

Cyborg: Ham!

Beast boy: Tofu!

Robin: Potatoes!

(moaning)

(chomping)

(moaning)

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

(chomping)

All: We love christmas!

(flies buzzing)

Aw! No more milk!

No more cookies!

No more presents.

No more of the candy hooks.

No more mess, no more ornaments, no more empty calories! Ha.

(humming)

That was fun.

But I've got a heavy workout schedule for us at 0900.

(wailing) no!

Christmas isn't over.

-(struggling) over. -(whimpering)

Now that christmas has concluded,

I am off to tamaran for the great kergoff!

Huh! The great kergoff?

It is like christmas, but instead of the santa, we have gilnark the terrible.

(monster shrieking)

Festive.

Don't mind us,

We'll just be waiting another 364 days till next christmas.

364. Doesn't seem so long!

(clock ticking)

(crying) I can't do it, man! I just can't do it.

It's too many days!

It's not fair! Why does starfire get to have a second christmas?

Are my ears hearing correctly?

There is a second christmas coming?

Male narrator: And with that one question out of starfire's mouth,

The magic of second christmas was born.

Yeah, second christmas.

You don't know about second christmas?

I do not.

Oh, that's right. You're never here for that.

Oh, tell me more about this second christmas!

Does santa return?

No, he's too tired after first christmas, so there's a new santa.

Yeah, second santa is a tall, skinny dude.

Beast boy: In a green tracksuit!

Raven: No beard.

Beast boy: And he wears sweet high-tops!

Cyborg: And a headband!

Beast boy: And he flies around with a jet-pack!

Cyborg: Yeah, that sounds right!

I would very much like to see this second santa.

Well, you can, but you're gonna have to cook us

An amazing second christmas dinner.

And buy us even more presents.

And decorate the tower with even crazier lights.

And...Uh, fly the second christmas kite!

-Yeah! -And if you do all that,

Second santa will deliver you the second christmas miracle.

Ah! There is a second christmas miracle?

Oh yeah! With a flash of light and the rumble of second santa's jet-pack,

You are given the miracle of...Um, ya know, somethin'.

(gasps) something!

Oh, second christmas sounds too wondrous to miss!

Is this true?

-Is what true? -Second christmas!

Uh, there's no such thing as second christmas.

Robin's the grouch of second christmas, man.

Don't listen to him. Anytime he tries to shake your belief,

Just punch him in his grouch face.

I still believe, grouchface!

-Robin: Ah! -(glass shattering)

Who is ready for the second christmas?

All: We are!

� second christmas is so amazing, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la �

Robin: Ah!

-Cyborg: Chili! -Beast boy: Burritos!

Raven: Burgers.

All: We love second christmas!

Wow.

What an incredible waste of energy!

Our generator can't take this kind of strain!

The others are playing a trick on you, star. They just want more presents and more food.

Don't you understand? Second christmas is a lie!

A lie!

I think it looks pretty, grouch!

Male narrator: Starfire didn't listen to the second christmas grouch.

Not even some.

She was the certain that tonight the second santa would come.

� fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la �

Ooh, that second christmas got me, I'm beat!

Great second christmas, guys.

Yeah...

Okay, well goodnight.

(meow)

(yawning)

Aren't you going to bed, starfire?

How could I? I do not wish to miss second christmas santa!

Uh, heh, he might not come 'till really late, star.

I did not miss the great kergoff, the most important celebration of my people,

To not witness the second christmas miracle!

There's something we should tell you.

Yes?

Goodnight.

Both: Goodnight!

� oh, second christmas night, fly your second christmas kite �

(sighs) perhaps I am not believing hard enough...

(grunting)

(struggling) believe, believe!

Male narrator: She cooked all the feasts and hung all the tights,

She decorated the tree and turned on the lights.

But try as she may and do what she might,

There was no second santa appearing that night.

Second santa! I knew you'd...

Robin: Tell her!

There's no such thing as second santa.

We just didn't want to have to wait 364 days for another christmas.

We're sorry.

No second christmas miracle?

No flash of light?

Yeah, we kinda made all that up too.

(sobbing)

Are you okay?

No! I am not the o or the k.

You made me miss the great kergoff!

For this!

(shrieking loudly)

Where's your second christmas spirit? Ow!

Ah! Whoa! What did I do?

Don't shoot the messenger!

You are the grouch!

I'm sorry!

(yelling)

(alarms blaring)

Whoa! Second santa?

Second santa?

He's real!

He is?

He is coming! He is really coming!

(explosion)

(machine beeping)

Whoa, what happened?

The titan reactor exploded.

We've been in the hospital almost a year. In comas.

A year!

363 days, to be exact.

Do you know what this means, starfire?

That I was a blorpnorp to believe the fictional stories of second christmas?

No, star.

It means this was a second christmas miracle!

We didn't have to wait 364 days for another christmas!

Because thanks to that horrible explosion, we've been unconscious the whole time!

It's christmas eve.

Tomorrow's christmas!

Ha-ha-ha! Ya-hoo!

Merry second christmas! Merry second christmas everybody!

Male narrator: To those who believe second santa does exist,

The titans didn't have to wait a whole year for christmas,

They got their second christmas wish.