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I don't have
anything against you,

but I'm not gonna cause
trouble with a guy like that

for someone I've never even met.

So, if he wants me to switch
for a few hours, I'm switching.

If something happens
to him in there,

I will never forgive you.

Sean: What do you want,
Harvey? Help me protect Mike Ross.

He's in there with a guy I put
away and the guy is no joke.

What am I supposed to do?
You're supposed to move the guy

to another prison.

You've got a lot of balls
saying that to me

when the entire time
we were working together,

you knew the kid was a fraud.

I don't need
your forgiveness, Sean.

I need your help.

Gallo: You want me one-on-one,
you got it.

I'm gonna use this
and they're gonna hold you.

No! What's going on here?

Why did you come back
with the guard?

I didn't do it to
get you to forgive me.

I never should have let him
in here in the first place.

I don't even know your name.
Kevin.

Kevin Miller.

Louis. You had the right idea,
but the wrong execution.

Ifwe're going to
look like a real firm,

we need to do something
about subletting these offices.

I'll take care of it.

So, is everything
on my application in order?

Yes, it is.

Good, because in that case, I'd
like to get down to the particulars.

Forget the application. I need to
know what the hell kind of man you are.

Excuse me? What's your
firm's carbon footprint?

Louis, not again. Carbon
footprint? We're a law firm.

Why would I... Jesus Christ.

Miami's going to be
underwater in five years,

and you don't have
a goddamn green policy?

You know what?
This interview is over.

Interview? This was supposed
to be a lease negotiation.

Tell your story walking,
jerk off.

God damn it, Louis,

that is the fifth tenant
you have scared away

because of some bullshit.

Thsisntbuhshh jesflca. Really?

Since when do you care
about the environment,

or genetically
modified cucumbers,

or the plight
of the lgbt community?

Those are legitimate causes
close to my heart.

You are being ridiculous. Yeah?

Well, had the French
been more ridiculous,

they wouldn't have
the Nazis goose-stepping

through their streets
for six years.

Are you really
comparing this to that?

I stand by that statement.

Then stand by this.

You don't find
a new tenant by tomorrow,

then the rent is coming
out of your pocket.

Mike: So, we eat together
in the cafeteria from now on,

or how does that work?

You know this isn't
high school, right?

No, of course I know that.

You are going to
the pep rally, though, right?

Seriously, Mike, gallo's not gonna forget
about you and now me. Which means...

We need to have
each other's backs.

Exactly. So, from now on,
we don't just eat together,

we stick together
as much as possible.

Mike: The only time
I see that being a problem

is afternoons between
2:00 and 4:00.

I took a job
working in the kitchen.

Then starting from today,

I'm gonna be doing something
very public from 2:00 to 4:00.

Ross, you're coming with me.

Why, is there a problem?
That's not for me to say.

Well, where are we going?

The counselor wants to see you.

Yeah, we're on our way
to breakfast, man.

Well, then, you can save him a
biscuit. But he's coming with me.

Let's go.

What are you doing here?
I heard what happened.

So, you know that Jessica
was being an asshole?

What I heard was that
you interviewed five tenants

and you found a way
to turn them all down.

So, why don't you tell me
what the hell's going on?

Everything's going on.

What are you talking about?

Donna, nobody is gonna be taking
these offices without taking the bullpen.

It's the heart and soul
of this space.

And it's also
the heart and soul of you.

Exactly. Which is why
I will not stand

for another firm to stick
their promiscuous associates

in my innocent Incubator.

Okay. I'm gonna choose not to
respond to that except to say

did it ever occur to you to rent
to someone without the bullpen?

Donna, that's never
gonna happen.

It could. You've only
been looking at law firms,

and law firms
need communal spaces.

But... other firms don't.

Oh, my god.
Why didn't I think of that?

We can go with
financial planners

for high-net-worth individuals.

That's it! They're old school.

They have privileged
conversations.

They're pussies.
Okay, I'm not gonna engage.

And best of all,
they're not legally savvy,

and I can shove any fine print
down their throats that I want.

Donna, you're a genius.

The only thing left for me
to do is make sure

you don't shit the bed
in another interview.

What makes you think
I would do that?

Every conversation we've
ever had including this one.

Fair point. Set it up.

You wanted to see me?

Yes.

And maybe you can explain why
you haven't come to see me yet.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about
the fact that frank gallo

pulled a knife on you
in the common area.

Look, I appreciate
your concern, but I'm fine.

Fine? Mike, you are lucky he
didn't cut you into a million pieces.

What difference does it make?

I didn't come to you because
there's nothing you can do about it.

I'm here to help you. Yeah,
but you can't, can you?

I already told you, gallo
has guards in his pockets.

And you told me you have
no authority over the guards.

Then file a formal ahegafion.

No way I am doing that.
Listen to me.

You have had two incidents
with this man.

Now, if it goes on record,
it triggers an investigation.

And then, every single guard and
inmate in this place will know what I did.

And would you rather have
a hypothetical problem

or deal with your real problem

that isn't going away by itself?

What I'd like is to not
have to choose either one.

Well, I've got news
for you, bro.

One way or another, you're making
that choice, whether you like it or not.

See the money, wanna
stay for your meal

get another piece of pie
for your wife

everybody wants to know
how it feel

everybody wants to see
what it's like

I'll even eat a bean pie
I don't mind

me and missy is so early

busy, busy making money

all right!

All step back I'm 'bout to dance

the greenback boogie

You seem to be okay.

I'm guessing that
wasn't some trick

by gallo to split us up before?

No, it wasn't.

How about you tell me
what that counselor wanted?

It's not important.

Hey, when I said we can't
leave each other alone,

I meant information, too.

And he's not
yanking you down there

first thing in the morning
for nothing.

It's not important

because what he wanted,
I'm not doing it.

I get it.

He wanted you to inform on gallo

and you don't trust me.
That's not true.

But I don't have to tell you about
every offer I get that I don't take.

Yeah, that's fine. But I need you to
understand what he's asking you to do.

Becauseifyou rat on gallo,

I'm gonna be left here
by myself.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about Mark Higgins.

He was my roommate
when I first got here.

He was being harassed
by some different asshole,

taking a beating
a couple times a week.

And that counselor, Julius,
convinced him to go on record.

Two weeks later,
they put him in a coma.

He never came out.

So, you're telling me
that I can't trust Julius?

I'm saying Mark did,
and Mark's not here anymore.

Harvey, where have you been?
Jessica needs...

Donna, I need you to get
Sean Cahill on the phone

and I need it yesterday.

I know you're worried
about Mike,

but let the man do his job.

I'm not stopping him
from doing his job,

I'm telling him to do it faster.

What do you
want me to do, Harvey?

I've left him a dozen messages.

Then leave him a dozen more.

And while you're at it,
don't leave your desk

until he calls back.

I can't do that.
Why the hell not?

Because I'm making sure that Louis
doesn't blow it with another tenant today.

Then get Rachel to do that.

Harvey, Rachel has law school,
and besides that,

this is something
that I want to do.

Donna, I don't give a shit
about Louis and his tenants.

Well, I do.

Because we all said that we
would give everything we had

to get this place
back to where it was.

And right now,
Jessica has a prospect

waiting for you
in the conference room.

So, instead of coming down on
me and Sean for doing our jobs,

why don't you get over there
and do yours?

The plaintiff ID'd
the defendant, your honor.

It's an open-and-shut case.
No, it isn't.

Because his reliability
as a witness can't be ignored.

What are you talking about?
His eyes work perfectly.

Rachel: Yes,
and so does his mouth.

Because, as the record shows,

he has a history
of making false statements

to extort settlements.

Don't you think
it's a little ironic,

you questioning someone's
character in an ethics class?

What's that supposed to mean? I
think the court knows what it means.

And what I think is if
you're trying to disparage me

to score some points,

then you should have the guts
to say what you mean.

So, Naomi, how is it
ironic coming from me?

Okay, everyone. Why
don't we take a quick break?

It's ironic because your
fiancé is currently serving

a two-year sentence for fraud.

And no matter what you say,
everyone here knows you knew.

Professor dunbar: All right,
that's enough for today.

But, Naomi,

if you're gonna impugn
another lawyer's character,

you should know that
in the eyes of ajury,

it doesn't say great things
about your own.

Rachel, can I speak to you
for a minute?

I'm sorry, professor. I have
another class in five minutes.

William: They say coffee's
for closers, but it's not.

Is that a fact? Yep.

Which is why I gave it up
two years ago.

Because that shit will kill you.

So will playing chicken
with the sec.

But you don't seem
to have a problem with that.

You know who I am.

I also know you have
an indictment on the horizon

and you're looking
for new representation

because no lawyer
in his right mind

wants to touch you
with a 10-foot pole.

If that's how you talk
to prospective clients,

maybe I don't want to
get to know you better.

I think you do. Because
you've got nowhere else to go.

The question is,

what makes you think
I'd take you on?

Gee, I don't know.

Why don't we ask one of the hundreds of
associates you have walking around here?

Oh, wait! You don't have any
associates walking around here.

I get it, you think
we're down and desperate.

No. I think you played chicken
with the a.B.A.,

came up short,

and now you need
a high-profile client

and a big goddamn win or
you're gonna be on the street

in about 10 minutes.

What I need is to kick your ass
out of here, right the hell now,

because I'm not interested
in your kind of client.

All right, fun time's over.

I'll pay a retainer
and triple your rate.

You can quintuple my rate.

My answer's never gonna change.

Listen to me,
we are a perfect fit.

I need this and you do, too.

And it works out,

my business is your firm's
for the rest of my life.

That's exactly why
I don't want it.

Now, ifyou'll excuse me,
I'm gonna enjoy my coffee.

I'd wish you luck with your
sec troubles, William,

but I wouldn't mean it.

Where is he? He's not here.

What do you mean, he's not here?

I mean, he's taking
his 4:15 constitutional.

You mean he's in the bathroom.

Ibeheve that's the situation,

but I prefer to tell myself
he's out for a stroll.

Whoo! I feel like a new man.

Like a 100-pound
load off my shoulders.

I think we all know that's
not where it came from.

Well, that was fun. Come on, Louis,
we've got some appointments to make.

No need. I took care of it.

What? What do you think I
meant by "a load off my shoulders?"

I signed a new tenant.

Without me? Well, yes.

Listen. I found
this sweet old man

who runs a bunch of friendly
money managers looking to expand.

And they're all, like,
a thousand years old.

They're not even gonna
need the bullpen.

And they start tomorrow,
and it's gonna be perfect.

No, Louis,
it's not gonna be perfect.

What are you talking about?

We said we were
gonna do this together.

And I am a part of this firm
as much as you are.

And when you go ahead and you
do something like this without me,

it really pisses me off.

Donna, I am sorry.

I just wanted to prove to myself

that I could not screw this up.

Well.

Don't come running to me
when you do.

Oh, please tell me

you're making just plain
old mashed potatoes.

I am getting so sick of that au
gratin bullshit they keep serving us.

Why don't you take it up
with the cook?

What if I want to
take it up with you?

Well, I'd say
you're shit out of luck

because it is not my call.

Actually, I feel
hip-deep in luck.

Finding you here,
all by yourself.

You're not gonna
do anything to me here.

There's too many other people.

You know, when I first got here,

I didn't have
a high school diploma.

Surprise, surprise.

Before you know it,
I was a regular Poindexter.

Just like you. Congratulations.

Your parents must be so proud.

They are.

I loved all my subjects,
but math was my favorite.

The transitive property
in particular.

Gallo, we've been over this.

You're gonna get to Harvey
through me.

Thank you. Got it.

That's true. But that's
just the beginning.

Becauseiflcan
get to Harvey through you,

that must mean I can get
to you through somebody else.

You leave Kevin out of this.
A little late for that, Mike.

You see, in here,
we use the buddy system.

You left your buddy alone.

What the hell did you do?

Why don't you find out for
yourself? He's in the bathroom.

I'd hurry if I were you.

He's not gonna be conscious
much longer.

Mike: Kevin.

Hey. What happened?

I'd say you should see the other
guy, Mike, but there were three of them.

Hey, get up.

I thought you said you were
gonna stay in the open.

Everyone needs
to go to the bathroom.

And gallo and his buddies were
waiting for me when I got here.

Come on. We've gotta
get you to the infirmary.

No. No! You need
someone to look at you.

We can't. We can't.

That's exactly what gallo wants.

Because if we go to the infirmary,
we're gonna have to file a report.

Yeah.

And then he won't have
to lay a finger on us,

because someone else
will do it for him.

What are we gonna do?

The only thing we can do.

Suck it up and take it until gallo
gets someone else in his sights.

Dude, I don't give a shit
what those douches say,

those shares aren't worth
the tampons they're printed on.

Um, what floor?

Tell them to stick it
in their ass. I'm on the phone, guy.

No, I understand that.
But I'm...

Pearson specter litt.

What business
do you have with our...

Oh, Jesus Christ. Lick my balls.

What did you just say to me?

Hold on, skidmarks.

En El telefono, hombre.
Comprende?

All right, man, I got to jet.

We're settling in
to our new digs today.

All right. Later, brosef Stalin.

Excuse me.

Uh, hi. Icouldn't help but overhear.
There must be some mistake.

We're leasing space
to the satellite division

of the Stevens investment group.

That's me, pal. Stu Buzzini,
I run the satellite division.

Well, that wasn't made clear
to me when I met your boss.

Old man river? He's not gonna
drag his ass in here every day.

He's got one foot in the grave.

Well, then, did he share
with you the lease agreement?

Because it clearly outlined
the dress code.

You think I wear this to work?
What am I, an asshole?

Next time you see me, I'll be in a suit
three times more expensive than yours.

This is a brioni. It's a bri-shitty,
as far as I'm concerned.

Come on, buddy, give me some.

Come on, bro,
don't leave me hanging.

I don't...

That's my girl.
Just kidding, Sally.

Hey, holler at me if you
need anything. Okay?

I'm looking forward to being
douche-mates.

Shit stick, huh? You get
that girl's number last night?

That's right.

Ball sack, how did
you track us down, man?

I thought we fired you. Right.

Holy goddamn shit.
What have I done?

Come on, boys,
let's make some money.

Donna, listen to me. I know.

Then you know that I... shit the
bed like you never have before?

I am so... banged the monkey?

Screwed the pooch?
Donna, please.

Flinked the flank? What
does "flinked the flank" mean?

It means I'm not
finished enjoying this.

When do you think you'll be finished?
Because I need to know what to do.

I don't know.
When does their lease expire?

Oh, my god, I cooked
in an extension option!

Louis, relax. The important
thing to remember here is that

this is your fault
for not listening to me.

How does that help me?
It doesn't. It helps me.

Donna! Okay, listen to me.

If you really want my help,
I'm gonna give it to you.

What's gonna happen is
sometime in the next 24 hours,

a minor incident that would mean
nothing to anybody else but you

is gonna make you
want to undo this fiasco.

I want to undo it right now.
Well, I'm telling you not to.

Because in addition
to making things worse,

Jessica will kill you.

So, just wait things out,
and in another...

I'm sorry. When does
their lease expires again?

Eighteen months.

In 18 months, this whole thing
will be a distant memory.

Can you do that?

Can you let it go?

Mmm. Yes.

I think you can. Mmm-hmm. Mmm.

You can do it.

Yes, I can.

Then go forth and conquer.

I'm gonna give him
about an hour and a half.

Jessica, what can I do for you?

What are you so happy about?

I just saw our new tenants.
Bunch of dickhead traders.

They're gonna drive Louis crazy.

Well, I just got a very
interesting phone call,

but I'm not smiling about it.

Nigerian prince leaving you
his inheritance?

Because I got news for you,
it's a scam.

Oh, I hope it's a scam.

Because I just heard
you turned down a client

whose investment firm
is worth two billion dollars.

Well, I don't give a shit
how much they're worth.

I'm not representing
William sutter.

Oh, yes, you are. Or you're gonna
give me a hell of a reason why not.

You want the reason?

This guy makes madoff
and forstman look like saints,

and I'm not getting involved
with another criminal.

Harvey, I don't think you
understand what's going on here.

We're filling up these
offices with sub-letters

to make it look
like we're still alive.

But if we don't land
a new client

and show the world
that we're back,

then we may as well let them
have the space for good.

Then let me land someone else.

Well, then it better
be someone huge

and you better do it
in the next 48 hours.

Because that's when I set our
next appointment with sutter.

And when we get there,
we're signing him as a client.

Donna: You know who
you have to go to, right?

Donna, no way, not him.

Harvey, you heard Jessica.

We're in trouble
and you know it.

And Nathan byrnes isn't a
criminal, he's just an asshole.

An asshole I told I'd never
get into business with.

Well, that's too bad.

Because I set up
a meeting with him

the second I saw Jessica
heading for your office.

Julius: Mike,
I can't talk right now.

I have an inmate coming
in about five minutes.

Good, because this will take
about five seconds.

You need to get gallo
transferred to another block

and you need to do it right now.

Whoa. Whoa. Calm down and
tell me what happened. I am calm.

He attacked my cellmate
while I was working.

Now, this is a huge prison.
You get him goddamn moved.

I don't have the authority
to do that.

That's the second time
this week you've told me

you can't help me after
telling me you can help me.

Mike, listen... and don't tell me
to make a formal allegation again

because that is just
gonna make this worse.

It doesn't have to.

Is that what you told
Mark Higgins?

Well, that's out of line.

How dare you ask me about
discussions I've had with another inmate.

From what I understand, he can't
have discussions with anyone anymore.

And I don't wanna hear
what happened to him,

I just want to figure out
how to get out of here alive.

Well, I can't help you do that

if you keep talking
to me like that.

Listen to me. Julius, I'm sorry.

But I cannot tell on gallo.

So, if you can't get him moved,

I need to quit my job.

Because Kevin
is my only friend in here.

That's two hours a day
that he's exposed.

I'm not gonna
leave him alone again.

Mike, I hate
to keep telling you no,

but that's not
how it works in here.

How what works in here?

You can't just
walk away from a job.

And there's nothing
I can do about that.

Harvey specter.
As I live and breathe.

Itsgoodtoseeyou
Nathan. No, it's not.

I was wondering how long
itwould take after your lawyers left

before you came here
begging me to take you on.

Do I look like I'm begging?

To tell you the truth, I didn't
expect you until next week.

You know, desperation's
a beautiful thing.

Okay, you got me.

The question is, do you want
to keep sticking it to me?

Or do you want to
take my one-time-only offer

to become my number one client?

Okay, Harvey.
I'm done sticking it to you.

But if you want my business,
you'll have to earn it.

What do you think these
front-row Knicks tickets are for?

Great. I'll give them
to my stepson

because he's too stupid
to know the Knicks suck.

What do you want, Nathan?
Lockwood energy.

They've been a pain in my ass
for 10 years,

now they're trying to bring
their business to my backyard.

And you want me to block them.

I want you to shove so many
restraining orders up their ass

they can't even breathe.

And I want it done by the time we sit
down for appetizers tonight at per se.

Then the next time you see me,

they'll be a speck
in your rear-view mirror.

But, Nathan, when I get there,

you better have
a scotch waiting for me.

You can order one for both of us

when you call
to make the reservations.

8:00 pm, sharp.

Oh, and, Harvey...

If you don't call yourself,
I'll know.

You really are a dick, Nathan.

I am. But when I give my word,

the world knows
that it's rock solid.

Be there on time,
get that shit done,

or don't bother
showing up at all.

Prunejuice
prune juice, you are so sweet

[love you all the way
from my head down to my...

God damn it!

Hey, guy,
what can you do for me?

The name isn't guy, it's Louis.

And I had a 2-gallon bottle
of prune juice

in the refrigerator and
I wanna know where it went.

No problem.
I had to toss that shit.

You threw away my prune juice?

Let me put it this way.
If my asshole had an asshole,

that's what itwould smell like.

That's what it's supposed
to smell like.

Take it easy, bro.
It's just prune juice.

No, it isn'tjust prunejuice.

It's the sanctity of my kitchen.

And on top of my prune juice,
you ate all of my bran bars.

You must spend a lot time
on the shitter.

That's neither here nor there.

You, sir, are in violation of
subsection three-c of your lease.

Which means if it happens
again, you're out on your ass.

What?

What kind of dildo puts bran bars
and prunejuice in a lease agreement?

This dildo.
This dildo right here.

Are you nuts?
No, I'm your worst nightmare.

Because this quivering,
angry dildo

isn't going away until
it gets its satisfaction.

What did you just say to me?

I just said this dildo
is gonna be in your face,

slapping it around.

Then up your ass, marching
you right out the door

if it catches you in violation
of your lease ever again.

Hello? Professor dunbar: Rachel.

It's professor dunbar.

How can I help you, professor?

I tried to talk to you
about this after class.

But, uh, I was wondering if you'd be
interested in helping me with something

that's near and dear
to my heart.

What's that?
The innocence project.

You want me to help you get
an innocent man off death row?

That's exactly what I want.

This wouldn't have
anything to do

with the incident after class
the other day, would it?

What makes you say that?
Because I can't do

both of these things at the
same time and you know it.

Okay, yes.

Yes, I thought you might
need a little relief.

But I wouldn't be offering you
this if! Didn't think you'd earned it.

I appreciate that,
professor. Just...

I'm not one to back away
from a fight.

Rachel, I'm not asking you
to back away from a fight.

I'm asking you to pick one
that's more important.

Donna: Well? Well, what?

Did you grovel to per se
to get yourself a reservation?

I didn't grovel to per se,
I groveled to Nathan.

But I don't wanna
talk about what I did.

I wanna talk about what you did.

Becauseifyou
didn't file those motions,

then I might as well
cancel dinner.

I didn't just get them filed,

I got the city attorney to put
them on the top of the pile.

Restraining order, patent
infringement suit, tortuous interference,

and environmental hazard report.

Lockwood isn't gonna
know what hit him.

Well, instead of patting
yourself on the back,

why don't you pick up the
phone and get me Sean Cahill?

Oh, she doesn't have
to get you Sean Cahill

because he's standing
right in front of you.

It's about time. Why the
hell haven't you returned

any of my phone calls?

Harvey, I need you to sit down.

Sean, what took so long?

It took me so long to find out that
frank gallo's not going anywhere.

Because he's got people
up in high places

who are protecting him.

Then tell me who they are,
I'll put them in the ground.

Look, it's not that simple.
It is to me.

Harvey, you don't understand.

I understand that unless
he's a government informant,

we can get a criminal
put back where he belongs.

You've got to be kidding me.

Look, I can't reveal details
of a federal investigation.

You don't have to. You just did.

Where are you going? I'm telling
Mike what the hell's going on.

Stop. Just listen to me.

No one can know
that this came from me.

No one's gonna know
about it at all except Mike.

Harvey.

If you go to that prison now,

you'll never make it back in
time for your dinner with Nathan.

Donna, I don't care
what you have to do.

Get him a message
that I'll be an hour late

and make sure he says it's okay.

Harvey. Take care of it.

I'm not leaving Mike alone in there another
minute without knowing what's coming.

Harvey.

Mike.

Please tell me you came here
with good news about gallo.

I have news, but it isn't good.

Oh, shit. Mike, listen to me.

Cahill wants to help,
but his hands are tied.

What the hell does that mean?

Gallo's not here because
of good behavior.

He's here because he cut a deal.

You've got to be kidding me.
He's a goddamn informant?

Yeah. Oh, that's great.

So, he's not going anywhere, and neither
am I unless it's in a goddamn body bag.

Mike, I'm gonna
find another way.

Yeah, I appreciate that, Harvey.

But what the hell am I
supposed to do in the meantime?

Hey, you didn't even want me to
try and get him out in the first place.

And I sure as hell didn't ask you
to put him in here in the first place.

And all the advice you gave me
to stay in a group did

was get the only friend
I have in here

nearly put in the hospital.

Look, there's only one
other thing I can think of,

but you'll have to
play it just right

or we're gonna
make things worse.

Well, you might as well say it.

Because from where I'm standing,

they are gonna get worse
whether you tell me or not.

Louis, can I talk to you
for a second?

What, no "brah," no
"scrotum," no "dick-nose?"

No, man, just plain old Louis.

Well, I consider myself
a fair man.

What exactly do you have to say?

I want to say
I heard you before.

And I didn't treat you or
your office with any respect

and I'm hoping
we can have a fresh start.

Well, that's wonderful.

I'm touched.

Now, take this
and get the hell out.

What's that?
That's an eviction notice.

I gave you a warning, you screwed
the pooch, and now you're out.

Are you kidding me?
You come at me,

I apologize to you,
and then you do this?

Well, in between
those two things,

your traders were playing touch
football in my beloved bullpen.

So, I don't accept
your bullshit apology.

You won't get away with this.
I already did.

You're a son of a bitch. Yeah.

A son of a bitch who's
got the full weight

of the New York City
legal code on his side.

And you just learned
lesson number one.

Don't ever mess with
a Harvard goddamn lawyer.

Excuse me, sir.

Relax, I know where I'm going.

I'm sure you do,
but I don't think

you're going to find
what you're looking for.

What did you just say to me?

I'm sorry, but you match
the description of a man

I was told would be walking
in here right about now.

And what exactly
is the description?

I'd rather not say.
But it fit you to a tee.

So, I'm fairly confident
you were the one

that was supposed to have
dinner with Nathan byrnes.

Let's have it. Have what?

The message you're supposed
to give me.

He wanted me to tell you that being
late to dinner was a slap in the face,

and you can take your offer
and shove it up your ass.

God damn it, Donna,

I told you to call Nathan's
office and tell them I'd be late.

Don't "god damn it, Donna" me.
I did call them.

Well, he wasn't
at the restaurant,

so your message
didn't get through.

I didn't leave a message,
Harvey.

I spoke to his secretary,
who I've known for 12 years,

and she said that Nathan
said it was okay.

Then either he lied or she did.

And itwasn't him
because he may be an asshole,

but, as he likes to put it,
his word is his bond.

Unless somebody
changed his mind.

What are you talking about?

The only person who has
the power to put pressure

on an asshole like Nathan
byrnes is a bigger asshole.

And you said it yourself.

William sutter will do
anything to get what he wants.

Donna, I need you to get
bill Johnson at Goldman

and I need you
to do it right now.

I can't. Why the hell not?

Because he doesn't
work there anymore.

Oh, shit. Harvey.

Donna, I need somebody who
can tell me if sutter's buying shares

and I need it before
the market opens tomorrow.

Then it's a good thing Louis just
rented our offices to a bunch of traders.

Oh, good, Jessica,
you're here. I, um...

I had a few contracts
I need to file.

I just need your signature.

You think I don't know you've
been forging my signature

on shit like this
for the last five years?

I'm sorry.

No, you're not,
and you don't need to be.

You were just trying
to save me some time.

Now, why don't you tell me
why you're really here?

I am...

Taking a practical ethics
course this semester.

Well, it's been a long time
since I read that textbook.

My problem is not
with the textbook.

Mike.

One of my classmates
stuck him in my face

in front of the entire class
to win an argument.

And the only thing you want
to stick in her face is your fist?

Something like that.

So, the professor offered me
an innocence project case.

And I want to take it,
but if I do...

The other students will think
you're afraid of her.

Exactly.

Then you have to make
all of them afraid of you.

Then the only impression
they'll have of you

is that you're one badass woman.

Why do I get the feeling that
when you were in law school,

you went through
something just like this?

Rachel, I don't know
ifyou've been paying attention,

but I go through something
like this every damn day.

I take it you're
the man in charge.

What makes you think that?

Because you're still here
and the markets closed

six hours ago.

Maybe I'm just here cheating
on my girlfriend with my secretary.

Like I said, you're
the man in charge.

I like you.

But you didn't come all
the way down to my office

just to kiss my ass. So,
why don't you get to it?

I need to know who just
bought 5% of this company.

Well, that's gonna be
a problem because

whoever it was
doesn't have to file

with the sec for three months.

You're right, I didn't come
down here to kiss your ass.

But I didn't come
for a refresher

on securities law either.

I'm here because a guy like
you can get me what I need.

And why should I help you?

When I went to your partner
on my hands and knees

and I'm still gonna
lose my lease

because I ate a couple
of goddamn bran bars.

You give me what I need,
as far as I'm concerned,

you can throw every bran bar
Louis has off the roof.

I got a guy that can
get you that information.

No, no, no, no, no.

Now that I know you
got something tolose,

I need you to make
a little investment.

You serious about me
sticking it to your partner?

What do you think I've been
doing to him for the last 10 years?

Are you ready for round two?

I am.

In fact, I think I already won.

Because one of the easiest
things to do in a debate

is to attack the debater.

What is this?

You went after me because
of something that my fiance did.

But the truth is, we all
have skeletons in our closets.

The difference
between you and me

is that I don't
care to use them.

What do you want?

I think you know what I want.

Shall we get started?

I'd like to apologize

for saying what I said
to Rachel Zane.

I only did what I did because

she's my intellectual
and ethical superior.

I'm ashamed of myself

and I forfeit this competition.

How did you get her to say that?

Doesn't matter.

What matters is
everyone here knows

that I'm not afraid of her.

I take it that means you're
staying in the class then.

Nope.

That is my official
drop out request.

I'm doing the innocence project.

What are you doing here, Harvey?

You didn't give me a chance
to show you all the motions

I filed to keep that bastard
out of your backyard.

Because I told you
if you were late for dinner,

you could go screw yourself.

No. You didn't give me
the chance to show you

because you're afraid
of William sutter.

When the person you
should be afraid of is me.

What the hell
are you talking about?

You think I don't know he bought a
piece of you in the middle of the night

and now he's pressuring
the board to kick you out?

Okay, fine, he did.

But I'm a whale
and he's a shark,

and I have no other choice.

I got a little news
for you, Nathan.

I got a piece
of your company, too.

Which means you either hire me

and we fight that
bastard together,

or you go with him
and you take me on.

Either way,

you're not walking out
of this thing without a war.

All I ever wanted
was to work together.

But I do not like being bullied.

No, you like to bully.

Which is exactly why

I never wanted to represent
you in the first place.

You only came to me because
you needed me. You didn't care.

You're right, Nathan. I didn't.

But like you said,
your word is your bond.

This is a chance for you
to keep it, and maybe now

we can actually start
off on the right foot.

Okay, Harvey.

I'm in.

Two years, five months, 12 days.

I'm not interested in
hearing how long it's been

since you got laid.

No, that's
exactly how long it's gonna be

until you walk out of here.

You trying to get me
to attack you right here?

Because that's
what's gonna happen.

I'm just trying to tell
you that you're eligible

for parole in six weeks.

Bullshit.

You don't believe me?

All right.

Take a look for yourself.
It's all right there.

You can read, right?

Yeah, I can read.

But we're not all
fake lawyers like you.

So, why don't you tell me
what it is I'm looking at?

The time you served
while awaiting trial

was never factored
into your sentence.

Your lawyer dropped the ball.

And why the hell
would he do that?

Because of an arcane statute that
nine out of 10 lawyers don't know about.

But I do.

You think I don't know
this is your protector's idea

to get me off your back?

Becauseits not gonna work.

No, frank.

Harvey's idea was for
me to tell these guys

that the real reason you're here

is because you're an informant.

You tell that to one
living soul, I'll kill you.

Then I guess you have to decide

if you really want to
spend the next two years

trying to mess with me

or salvage what's
left of your life.

But if you're really gonna
pick getting back at Harvey

over your own freedom,

you really are the sorriest
son of a bitch I've ever met.

What the goddamn hell
is going on in here?

It's looking good, isn't it?

Okay, buddy, you just
signed your death warrant.

I gave you 30 days.
Now you've got 30 minutes.

I don't think
that's happening, boss.

Not only are we staying,

but we're making
your beloved bullpen

the center of our operations.

Because your big bro
amended our lease.

This is bullshit. Why the
hell would Harvey do that?

Let's just say I helped
him out of a jam.

This isn't over.

Because whatever Harvey did,

he doesn't know
contracts like I do.

And you don't know
them like I know them.

Because this new lease is
tighter than your mom's ass.

That's it. I am
suing you for slander

because my mom's ass
is miles from tight.

I'll take your word for
it, bro. And bring it on.

Because you may be
a Harvard-educated lawyer,

but I'm a Yale-educated lawyer.

And the difference
between me and you

is I know the real
money is in trading.

Now, get the hell
out of my bullpen.

Harvey.

William, I got
something for you.

I assume it's an engagement
letter for me to sign.

It's the sec form
you're gonna have to file

for buying 5% of
Nathan byrnes' company.

So, you know. I don't just know.

I bought a seat at the table.

And I've got Nathan
and the board on my side.

Bullshit.

None of you have the balls
to go up against me.

I'm not here to go up
against you, William.

I'm here to buy your shares
back at a tidy little profit

so you can use it to hire

whoever you want
to be your lawyer.

Because it sure as hell
isn't gonna be me.

Yeah, maybe instead
I'll make sure

his company gets in my
pocket, never hires you,

and your firm is out of business

by the end of the quarter.

Well, that's never gonna happen.

Because the only way
to win this thing

is to get down in the mud.

And if I was gonna
be your lawyer,

which I'm never gonna be,

I'd tell you that's
the last place you wanna be

when you're staring down
the barrel of an indictment.

You know you're making
an enemy of me

for the rest of your life.

Take a number, buddy.

Because one thing
I'm never gonna do

is get involved with a shady
piece of shit like you.

So, you going to the movie?

I wasn't planning on it.

It's pitch black.

We're packed in.

Gallo might try something.

I thought you said
you had some way

to get him off our backs.

I don't know
if it worked yet or not.

Well, it doesn't matter.

Because movie night is sacred.

What do you mean?
I mean it's the one night

that every guy in here
looks fonnard to.

You know, doesn't
want to mess up.

If he tried something in there,

he's gonna end up like
my old roommate, Mark Higgins.

Well, what's playing?

Crimson tide.

Oh. You've got to be kidding me.

You heard what I just said about

the sanctity of
movie night, right?

Besides, me? I
neverjoke about Denzel.

Uh-uh.

"King Kong
ain't got shit on me!"

"We didn't land
on Plymouth rock,

"Plymouth rock landed
on us." "Landed on us."

What's this?
That's your new job.

From now on, you're doing
kitchen duty with him.

And if I catch you
doing the warden,

you're going to solitary.

I didn't ask for kitchen duty.

Maybe not, but I think I
know who gave it to you.

I heard you went
to see William sutter.

Someone had to tell him
to drop dead in person.

I thought we agreed
we were gonna take him on.

That was before
I made us legal counsel

for the largest energy
producer on the east coast.

You signed Nathan byrnes. I did.

Well, I hope you know
what you're doing, Harvey.

Because we could have
had them both.

Jessica, I learned my lesson.

When you lie down with
dogs, you come up with fleas.

I'm telling you,
we did the right thing.

Then put some music on,
because we're back on the map.

To being back on the map.

To drawing a new one.

Should we get Louis?

Oh, come on. He
takes one sip of this,

we'll have to hear that story

about the first time
he got laid.

We'd be lucky if that's
the story we get to hear.

Wow. You guys are drinking

and you haven't
even heard my news yet.

You figured out a way
to get gallo transferred?

Even better.

I figured out a way
to get Mike out early.

You're kidding me.

You think I came all the way
down here to bullshit you?

We all know there's no such
thing as a free lunch, Sean.

What's the catch?

He has to inform on one
of his fellow inmates.

What makes you think
he can even get close

to this guy?

Oh, I don't think
it's gonna be a problem.

It's his roommate.

Listen to me.

Mike's never gonna go for this.

So, why don't you tell me what
the hell you're talking about?

Kevin Miller is the smoking
gun on another case.

We tried to get him to turn
on his family, but he wouldn't.

Mike gets him to
turn, orfigures out

how to get what we need
out of him anyway, he's free.

When do you need an answer by?

Yesterday.

And the answer needs to be yes.