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I won't be long.

We want to have a conversation.

Please, explain to the prophetess on my behalf that--

That you want to win the election?

Why are you bothered?

The Holy Spirit has told me. The Holy Spirit had informed me.

You know, what the prophetess has shown us, has taught us many things.

Once she goes into the spirit, we also go on the rail.

I can just go all of a sudden…

Hey! Linda.

Karen,

and Shedrach…

Those are the realms of the spirit.

-They work together with the angels. -Hmm.

So you have won already.

So, what's going to happen now?

It's good news.

-You will receive good news. -Really?

I'm telling you. There's no going back.

-Hallelujah! -Hallelujah!

God has solved your problem.

Hallelujah!

-Don't think much about it. -Hallelujah.

-Don't think about it. Get going. -Hallelujah

Forget it. Get going. Go.

It has been resolved.

Use your, use your sense.

Do the needful.

Mm-hmm.

Offering box.

Drop it there.

Like a bomb.

Very good.

It's not a joke.

-Well done.

-Prophetess.

Prophetess, he has done the needful.

Angels! Mmh, mmh.

-I said he's done the needful.

I get it now. Now I understand.

-Hello! -Don't worry.

-I know what is wrong with her. -Bring it!

Mm. Israel!

Oh my God.

-Oh my God.

-How far? -Hey.

Angels. Ah!

-Stop it. Are you a drunk? -Ah!

-Are you okay? -It's very deep.

Has it subsided?

How much did he drop?

We don't know how much, but he has done the needful.

Go and confirm.

I'm really tired.

This much?

-Stop this rubbish.

Romeo!

It won't be well with you wherever you are.

You will not know peace.

Ah!

You left me and this boy on the day of his delivery

and ran to Liberia.

And this is the reason why this boy is misbehaving.

Because he has no father figure to talk sense into his head.

And he just thinks anyhow.

Ah, dear God!

It's okay, Tinuke. Don't be like this in front of guests.

Please, leave me alone.

If he wants to kill me, let him just do it.

-Ahn-ahn. -He wants to do things on his own.

So let him kill me. Let me die and go!

-Ehn! -God forbid.

How can Dipo bring five different girls

into this house,

when he knows he's not ready to marry anyone of them?

Why is he introducing them to me?

Please, tell me, you're all mothers too.

Tell me!

Mommy, I only brought two ladies to this house.

-Did you hear that? -Ahn-ahn!

Two ladies. Don't lie against me, please.

I am lying? Ah!

Oh, Romeo.

Look, you just have to be patient.

Do you understand me?

His father's ancestory is the problem.

That is peculiar to the Romeo family.

Er, okay, I've heard.

God of Ayo Babalola,

come and defend me.

-Are you thinking what I'm thinking? -Uh.

-You mean Baba Ifakunle. -Hey!

-We are Christians. -Hmm.

-What're you thinking? -Um.

She understands.

-Follow me. -Mm-hmm.

No problem.

No problem at all. Ah!

Romeo.

I don't have any spiritual problem.

You have. Dipo, you have.

Auntie Shalewa, there's nothing wrong with me.

-Dipo, you have. -Okay.

You are a young man, you can't understand.

-I have, I have. -Look.

Prophetess Ajoke sees things, she can help us.

You see this prophetess we are talking about, ehn?

When she was in her mother's womb,

an angel told her.

"Oh ye, my daughter!

The child in your womb belongs to the God Almighty."

That's true. And also,

er, they found a birthmark on her when she was born.

-And it was a sign of the cross. -That's true.

Do what your mommy wants. Hmm? Make her happy.

Come with us. You don't have to believe us.

Just come with us to the church.

Auntie Shalewa, if I do this,

-my mom will leave me alone? -I will see to it.

She's going to stop all these dramatic tears.

All these screams and cries.

Yes.

-Okay, let's do it. -You see, I did not tell you.

The prophetess herself, commanded thunder from heaven!

Hey, shh! Hmm.

-Huh? -Hmm.

-That's enough. -Okay.

-Hello there. -Hold on.

-Hello. -Hold on.

-Peace, sir. -Mm-hmm. Peace.

Please we want to see the prophetess.

Which prophetess?

Em, Prophetess Ajoke.

Oh, very good.

The thing right now is that the Prophetess Ajoke

-is having her rest. -Ah.

Because at the end of this week,

we are having a powerful vigil. I mean vigil.

So she needs to relax and pray vigorously.

So you can come back some other time.

-Please, sir. In God's name. -Mm-hmm.

You see this young man we came with?

He's going back to Lagos soon.

And it's important he sees the prophetess. I beg you.

-Are your ears blocked? -Ahn-ahn!

-Your ears must be hurting. -Ah.

-Because you're both annoying. -Ah.

Why don't you listen, what's your problem?

I said the Prophetess needs to rest because there's a vigil next week!

Come back tomorrow. Simple and short.

Daddy, please, we want to--

-Dipsy! -I'm going to be mad at you.

-What's that? -Oh!

-What is that? -Dipsy!

-One-oh-three-dot-seven. Ah! -Go inside!

Ah. Ah.

-Dipsy! Did you see Dipsy? -Go inside. Idiot!

-Daddy, um. -Sorry ma.

-Ah, brother. -Come here.

What is your problem?

Why are you screaming like that?

Don't you recognize Dipsy?

-What's my business with "Dipstick"? -On Instagram.

-Yes and so what? -In fact, he gives away recharge cards.

-Say what? -He gives away recharge cards.

I swear.

-I'm not lying. -Recharge card?

For real. Tsk.

He can put us on social media.

-This one? -Yeah.

Dipsy, aw.

But I didn't say anything to him.

-Just Imagine-- -Mommy Twins, don't be angry.

What we came here for is more important.

I am totally perplexed.

Why are you hopping about like a grasshopper?

Stay in one place.

-Okay. Hmm, sorry. -Yes, sir. Daddy.

Well done.

Okay, it's always good to render help.

Because if one is not careful, you will start spreading news.

Okay. So, you will enter one after the other.

But you need to be very careful.

If you misbehave.

I will… look!

You will think you won a jackpot of beating!

Okay, so, that is it.

Now, one after the other.

Come on, go back!

-Take off your shoes! -I'm sorry.

But why are you like this?

I'm sorry, I forgot. I'm sorry, sir.

Okay, go. Go inside.

Take off your shoes. I know you're stubborn.

I will… look!

Let's go.

-Hello. -Enter.

-Yes ma. -Mm-hmm.

Go, go.

Dipsy!

-Alright. -Dipsy.

What's that? Take off your shoes.

-He will take them off. -You want me to take off my shoes?

-Yeah, yeah. -Yes.

What? My friend, go and sit down.

-Let me sit between-- -Sit, sit.

I'm sorry.

-Well done, Apostle. -Careful.

-Exercise a little patience. -Yes, sir.

Hmm.

Hello there.

Good afternoon, sir.

-Good afternoon, sir! -Hey, hey, what's up?

I'm fine.

Sir, I'm your fan.

-I'm your fan. -Oh! Oh, nice. Nice!

See, I'm a star. Dip-eezy!

Nice to meet you, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Debo.

Deborah Omosalewa Shewa Adonkuku is my name.

Right.

-Er, nice to meet you. -Yes. Nice.

Sir. Sir. Can I take a picture with you?

-You want a selfie? -Yes, yes. Selfie.

Okay. When we're done.

-Okay? When we are done here. -Yes, sir.

-Auntie Shalewa, how long are we here for? -Be patient.

I'm sure she'd have seen you in spirit.

Look, my dear.

I'm sure she already knows the name of your wife-to-be.

-Yes.

Okay.

This is really serious.

It's all right.

We are here. Yeah, let me go live.

Whaddup, everyone! It's your boy, Dip-eezy.

Mr. Smooth, on the move.

You know what it is. You know the vibe.

Um, so, real quick, yeah? Guys, I'm in Layole village.

It's like a village, a settlement.

But, um, I'm here. Um, and--

Okay, let me first of all introduce you guys to my aunties.

This is my favorite auntie. This is my second favorite auntie.

Her best friend.

Um, amazing people but they give me so much stress.

-They stress me. They brought me here. -Dipo!

You know, but we have a deal.

I'm going to tell you guys about it later. Not now.

Anyways, um, so… Here, I heard there's a prophetess.

Um, and I hear she can heal the sick and…

-Hai! Hai! Hai! -I am on standby!

-Hei! Ah! Hmm! -Welcome.

-Thank you.

-Don't go! Don't go! -Stay low, stay low.

Don't go.

Hai! Hey!

-Take a seat. Come down. -Stand up.

Your victory has come.

We won't be long at all.

Amen in Jesus' name.

Young man.

What is your name?

-It's Oladipupo Kalejaye, ma. -Hmm.

I thought you said she will know everything.

Will you shut up and drop that phone!

Tell me.

What is your problem?

That means, what's in your heart?

What is that thing inside you?

Um…

They said you can predict the future, right?

-Angels!

-King-Lord! -That's true!

You see, we are only messengers.

We are just ordinary guides.

That's true!

God, the most powerful.

King of kings.

-The mightiest! -Okay!

-The greatest! -Okay.

Only He has the key to the world.

Only He knows everything!

Whatever your problem is, tell me.

It has finished. No problem at all.

Okay, um.

Firstly, I want to ask you. They said,

who is going to win the Champions League this evening?

Between Arsenal and Real Madrid?

Stop it!

Let the spirit talk!

The Lord said,

-"The life of Jesus washed away our sins." -Hmm!

So…

I think, I think she's saying Arsenal.

Mommy Twins! Is that why we are here?

-But I'm just-- -Is that why we are here?

-I will deal with you later. -I'm sorry.

Look, Prophetess. You see this young man.

This boy. He is the only son of his mother.

And there's nothing his mother won't do for him.

Yes.

But he keeps changing girlfriends, dark skin girls,

light skin girls,

-and even white girls. -You mean Dipsy?

Ah! Such bad behavior!

-That's right, sir! -There you are!

That's right, sir! We came for breakthrough, sir.

We came for breakthrough.

What do you say?

Um, I have one more question, ma.

-Ah. -Please.

-You watch Big Brother, right? -Ah.

Who do you think will win

this evening? Today is the final.

Tonight is the final. Who do you think is going to win?

Hmm.

-Who do you predict? -Stop it!

Lead into the spirit! Let him know.

-The Lord said, -Release it.

"The stone that the builder refused

will become the cornerstone!"

It will build the house. I just summarized it.

We thank the Lord!

So, what you are trying to say is that--

Look!

You see.

As we were being moved by the spirit.

Lord! Lord! Jesus!

He then told me that…

The Holy Spirit told me that…

-What did He say? -You will fast for seven days.

Seven days?

You won't eat for seven days.

Seven, seven.

Dry fasting, for seven days.

Dry fast for seven days. It means you won't eat a live thing.

She didn't ask you to fast for seven days

just to kill a turkey or kill a fowl.

Whenever you want to break your fast,

as in, you want to break the fast.

That's what she meant.

-Everyday. -Everyday.

Hai!

-Israel! Israel!

-Whenever you want to break, -Whenever you want to break,

you will scream "hallelujah" seven times.

You'll scream "hallelujah" twenty three seven.

-"Glory," seven times. -"Glory," seven times.

You can use ogologo to end it. What does it matter?

-"Hosanna," seven times. -"Hosanna," seven times.

-Press up, sev… No! -Don't go there!

-"Ebenezer," seven. -"Ebenezer," seven.

Don't end it with "Obey" though.

Don't put yourself in problem.

The Lord told me that…

-You see this boy? -This one.

This one right in front of me.

That's holding a phone.

That is wearing a black cloth.

-He told that… -He said?

Madness.

I was told that,

"In the mind of a child

is where madness lies."

Madness has a flat in there.

This boy, all the madness

is all over his body.

All… every part of his body!

The Holy Spirit told me that

this guy I'm looking at has gone mad.

Ah!

Something is wrong with him.

And how do we drive madness?

The whip. We will beat the hell out of him.

The Yoruba have said it in a proverb that

"The whip is the husband of the mad."

That's true.

Thank you.Thank you, sir.

-Thank you, Prophetess. -Okay. It's all right.

-Now, get up. Let's go. -No, no, auntie Shalewa sorry, um,

One last question.

Please, um…

They are asking. I mean people online.

They said who is going to win

the local match between Wonder Boys FC

and Gidi FC?

Football match.

-Now, wait! -Thank you.

But what is the problem, really?

What is the problem with you Lagos people?

Now, let me tell you a secret.

We may look small to you Lagos people.

-But we know the God we serve. -Oh, yes.

The King of Kings. Lord of Lords.

The Mighty Lord. The Greatest.

Let me tell you something.

Lord of Judah!

You see, you people.

You think Lagos is the only… You are always misbehaving.

Okay.

You see, the Lord that gave us victory.

I know that

the Lord that stood with David,

-that made him defeat Goliath… -That beat up Goliath…

Don't let me go too far. Are you cursed?

-Don't swear, you are God's servant. -Please.

You won't be mad, but you are acting like one.

Okay, I've heard you.

What is wrong with you? What is really wrong with you?

Do you think this is a joke?

Your mom will do anything for you. Is this how you pay her back?

Apologize. I said apologize.

-I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm sorry. -You know what?

Before God, the Great Judge,

The spirit within me

-is bigger than the whole world. -That's true!

I'm not angry. But I beg you in the Lord's name,

you see this guy? Let him leave with his bad luck.

Ah, please. Don't do that.

She said we should leave. We understand.

Like I said earlier, "The whip is the husband of the mad."

Please, leave!

Stand up and let's go.

-Outside! Idiot. -They said we should leave.

But I want to give something to the Lord.

-Look! Go and get it. -Ah! Yes, ma.

Give it to her.

Come with us to the car.

Don't go outside.

It's just to the car, sir.

Ah! You have not appreciated God.

-That idiot! -It's in the car.

-Come with us to the car. -Ah, okay.

His beard like that of a nanny goat used for soup!

Ah!

He really wanted to embarrass us.

What a cursed boy. That guy is a pest.

If we really take our time to check,

-you will know that, -That guy.

It is possible he was sent by someone

who wants to start a church around here.

Cursed boy.

-So he came to spy on us. -Did you see what I did to him?

As he came at me, I handicapped the bastard!

-I even brought out a cane.

-What's happening?!

What's the noise about?

I'll be back.

-Did you see it? -Yes, ma.

I'd be back. Go and keep an eye on it.

Uncle, we don't have another POS.

What do you mean by that? I don't have time for this. I'm hungry.

-But what is it?! -My amala is getting cold!

What's the noise about?

There's no money in his account and he is shouting.

What do you mean "there's no money"?

-Is there no money in his card? -No money in it.

Well, that's not a problem. Make a transfer.

Customer, transfer to her.

My phone is dead, and I need to eat.

And you are not dead? Please, take out the beef from his food.

-Auntie, what do you want to buy? -I want amala as well.

-With gbegiri? -Yes. With fish and beef.

Throw in fish and beef. Throw him his card.

-Please, take your card. -Take your drink inside the fridge.

Goal!

Arsenal!

Hello, Mommy.

How's your body? I hope you're not feeling too bad.

Sorry, sorry.

Look, Mum, by the grace of God, the money will soon be complete.

We will get to LUTH in Idi-Araba.

Even if it's within the week, I'm trying very hard.

Please give the phone to Hakeem.

Hello, Hakeem.

Mommy, I'm hungry.

Did you see the money I sent to you yesterday?

Risi!

Help me take this boy inside.

Hakeem, did you see the money I sent you yesterday?

I don't want to spend it, that's why I'm sending it to you.

Hakeem, I don't want to hear stories.

Even better, she predicted tonight's BBN final winner.

That's just three hours to go.

Yeah, I think it's more the accuracy of her predictions.

Combined with the fact that, when you think about it,

Arsenal has never won the Champions League in their entire history.

You know, that's what must be getting everyone excited.

Really true.

Ah, well, prophesy or coincidence?

This Ajoke woman from the remote Layole village

in Oyo state

has Dipo Kalejaye AKA Dipsy to thank.

Especially if, what's her name, Tina, right?

Especially if Tina wins tonight. Knowing that voting has closed.

You know, I think this prophetess

is about to become an internet sensation.

Oh, well, anyway, let's get back to football.

When we come back, we'll be giving you more highlights of the game.

The winner of this season's Big Brother Naija is

-Tina! -Oh my God!

I just won 30 million!

Prophetess!

Yay!

Amen!

Amen!

Action!

Um, sir. Can you take the line?

"With Sure Banka,

you have

the oppor…

Come.

Wait, wait. Is this real money?

Yes, it is.

What is it doing here?

Um, it's an authentic visual expression, to expre--

Hey!

My hard-earned money!

-Calistus. -Sir?

Whose money is flying up and down in this advertisement?

Um, we just wanted to make it look very authentic.

We are using high quality cameras to bring out the best in this ad, sir.

So you are using my money to do an advert inside an advert?

Huh?

Okay. Thank God.

-Starting from the top. -Okay, go on.

All right. Action.

Thank God, bring my phone!

Sir.

-It was my fault. -Take this nonsense.

-Sir! Sir! Please, sir! -Come on, open phone!

Bring it quickly!

It's my fault I wanted it to look real, sir.

-Is it on this one? -Hey. Please, sir.

Call the accountant!

-Please, sir. -No, no problem. It's not a problem.

We can shoot. We can re-shoot again.

Fake money is coming. We will get fake money.

Hello, accountant.

Eh.

Aha. Accountant, now,

I want you to leave that office now.

-Eh! -This is trouble.

Pack and go!

Are you listening to me?

And as you are on that, I want you to call the brand manager,

-No, sir. -Tell him to go too.

Yes, we are downsizing.

Ah. Please, sir. We will return the money.

We're very sorry, sir.

No, no. No problem. I'm no longer interested.

-Please, sir. We'll return the money, sir. -Give me my walking stick.

It's okay.

Are you going crazy?

-Give me my money! -Give him! Give him!

Do you think it's easy to make money?

Thank God, hold this for me.

No it's okay, no problem. I'm no longer interested.

-Please, sir. -I'm no longer interested.

Please, sir.

-What is it? -It's the brand manager.

Brand mana… Pick it.

-Hello. Hello sir. -I said you are fired! Ehn?

I'm so sorry, sir. It's about the presentation.

-What did you say? -The presentation.

Presentation?

Okay, you are not fired.

But tell that accountant that I don't want to see her

in that office!

I'm coming right now.

I'm coming there, right now.

Looks like you are all going mad.

We are sorry, sir!

Stone, hold this for me.

This thing is making me hot.

Give me.

-Sir. -Sir.

I told you. This man has left now.

-Good morning, Ezego. -Good morning.

I'll have to call you back.

Sit down.

Brr!

Brr!

Brr!

-Brand manager. -Brr.

-Brand manager. -Sir.

I, I will get right to it.

This, transpired

for the first time, in the land of Ibadan.

Now, in Ibadan,

we have all our agents strategically positioned.

The big question is…

Why? Why Wonder Boys?

A club that has been on relegation.

If you ask me, sir, this doesn't make any sense.

No sense at all.

The Yoruba people love to bet.

Yes. Sometimes it seems like

they even use it to swear for them.

In fact, they also indulge indigenous priests.

So, maybe somebody has advised them wrongly.

Affirmative!

But this right here, has gone off the rail.

Looks like information has spread and everyone

from Lagos to Abuja,

Uyo to Calabar, Osun to Osogbo

are betting big on Wonder boys to win.

Sir, you need to see this.

Just about an hour ago.

Someone placed a bet of one million naira.

In favor of Wonder boys.

Huh?!

Come!

How much was placed in total?

Sir, about 26 million naira in the last 24 hours

-on Wonder Boys. -What?!

Remind me, what are the odds ?

-Twenty-to-one-point-two-five odds.

Exactly the expression I've been waiting for.

Twenty-to-one-point-two-five in favor of Wonder boys.

Nothing else explains this.

The only thing that truly elucidates this,

is match fixing.

If that's the case, we have to do something fast.

I have to do something.

Oh, that's why you hired me, sir.

Best graduating student,

Harvard's Brand Strategy, 2019.

Excuse me, please.

Okay, excuse me. Excuse me, sir.

No excuses. Only results.

At Sure Banka, we play big, we win big.

-Thank God. -Yes, sir.

Ah. Thank you, my dear. You are welcome.

How is your business? I hope it's doing well.

Let's leave that for now.

Mom, I'm grateful. We've gotten a date.

God, I thank you.

We've been given a date by LUTH.

Next week, by the grace of God. I will send them some money.

-The rest, I will pay by bits. -That's good.

Look, thank you. Thank you!

Your market will sell.

What it took us to get that date!

-Hmm? -Ah.

Well done, my dear.

Well done.

Your kids will take care of you too.

Your kids will benefit you.

-You won't toil. -Amen!

Your job with not make you wretched.

You will reap from your kids for a long time.

-Mommy! -Darling.

Have you seen what your child has been up to, in Layole village?

-Which of my kids? -Oh.

Are you referring to Ajoke?

-Ajoke is now a prophetess. -My Ajoke.

I saw Ajoke with my eyes.

Stealing, stealing will kill Ajoke!

Labake, don't say that again.

Don't say that. After all she's your sister.

Eh, that's how you raised her!

And you know, you two are the only ones I've got.

Let's be grateful that she's alive and we can hear from her.

-We are grateful. -When was the last time we heard from her?

Mom, please. Please! Where's Hakeem?

I don't know where he has gone to.

He has been out since morning.

He should come and deposit this money to the bank.

Hakeem. Kid, let's go inside.

Let's go inside. I'm coming.

Do with her whatever you like.

Stealing and greed. Ah.

Hakeem!

Auntie Labake, you didn't say you were coming.

Where have you been? Come here!

You left an elder in the house, alone.

And left the house all day.

Just assist me with depositing this in the bank.

How much of my money do you have on you?

Four hundred and fifty thousand.

450k. Add this 50K to it.

You will help me send this 500 to doctor David.

I'll give you the account now.

-Ah. Today? -No, tomorrow.

Behave yourself Hakeem. Don't get me angry.

Look, Auntie. Ah, eh.

Labake.

-What are you shouting over? -Auntie, I'm sorry.

I don't understand what he is saying. Acting like an idiot.

What is wrong, Hakeem?

Mommy, help me talk to her.

Tell her to exercise a little patience.

What's going on?

-Talk to her, please. -Labake, what's going on?

What? What is it?

-Hakeem. -My Auntie, please, be patient.

Hakeem.

-Hakeem where are you coming from? -Auntie, please, be patient.

Where is Hakeem coming from?

Where's Hakeem coming from?

I don't understand all you are saying.

-Auntie please, be patient. -Hold on, hold on.

Ah! Labake is dead!

Labake is in trouble. Hakeem!

Hakeem has used 300 thousand to place a bet.

-I'm dead! I'm in trouble! -It's not what you think.

Please, be patient. Have a little patience, Auntie.

Auntie, I'm sorry.

-Look let me send it next week. -I'm done for!

-Next week, Auntie. Please. -What did you say, Hakeem?

I'll send it next week.

-I'm done for!

Mommy, move away!

-Labake! -Mommy, move away!

-Mom, move away!

Hakeem has killed me! Three hundred thousand!

-I'm in trouble! -Why are you crying?

I'm in trouble. Hakeem, Hakeem.

Hakeem, Is that true?

-Is that true? -That's not how it is.

Go back inside.

When you know there's nowhere else for me to get money.

-Is that true? -Mommy, just help me beg her.

-To let me send it next week. -I'm dead.

Please, be patient. Next week is almost here.

Did you place a bet with the money? Please answer me.

Please can she be patient till next week?

I should be patient till next week?

It will soon be here. Next week is here already.

This money was gathered from pennies.

I wasn't the only one that played bet.

You and who else?

It's the prophetess in Layole village that said Wonder boys will win.

I'm dead! Say that again.

I said, I wasn't the only one who placed a bet.

The whole town put money on it.

Yes. And then what?

They said, anything the prophetess says comes to pass.

Look, mom. If Wonder boys win… Hmm.

I swear. We will win six million.

Ah! Ah. Did you give my money to Ajoke?

-Who's Ajoke?

-What do you mean "Ajoke"? -Ajoke is in trouble.

Did you give my money to Ajoke?

Who's Ajoke? I don't know who that is?

Did you give the money to the prophetess?

Or how did you give the prophetess money?

-No I did-- -You gave Ajoke my money!

-It is Ajoke. -We saw it on the internet.

-Ah. Hakeem. -Please, talk to her.

-Just be patient.

-You gave my money to Ajoke. -I don't know who that is.

-Mom. -Hakeem.

I was doing this for all of us.

Who are you doing this for?

You've used all the money to place a bet. Hakeem!

Wait a minute.

Hallelujah!

What is it?

What's the problem?

What in Christ's name are you all doing here?

Work of God. Work Of God.

-Work of God? -Yes.

That's a lie. So, this is what you have been up to?

You have been deceiving and lying to all these innocent people.

Good! I want to see your pastor.

Wait. If I smack you with the back of my hand.

You will eat pap seven times.

You still won't have teeth to eat it.

Is something wrong with you?

You are not aware of my formidable hands.

My hands are very dangerous.

Let me tell you something.

You cannot enter.

-This is a holy land.

If you have anything to say, go there and sit under the tent.

I know you.

-Oh. -I know you.

Forget the disguise.

I know what you're up to. This is a fake church.

This thing right here…

-Mm-hmm. -is business.

-Okay. -I already know this.

Do you want me to lose my job?

-Tell me what I don't know. -Do you want me to lose my job?

You people are trying to disrupt this match. Why?

Shut up your mouth.

You don't know what you are saying. You have a problem.

Let me tell you. Wonder boys are going to win.

There is no doubt about it. No going back and forth.

Because the super Prophetess has spoken.

The words have been spoken.

They have been ordained. Follow up.

Lies!

Fake. Fake church. See, listen to me. This church is fake.

Fake church with a fake Prophet. That's what this is.

If you don't let me in right away, I'm going to call the police.

-In fact-- -It's like you don't know me!

You don't know who I am.

Okay. Very good.

Praise the lord!

Hallelujah!

The Lord is with the prophetess.

We thank God she can help solve our problems.

She can solve all of our problems.

-Hallelujah! -Hallelujah!

-Hallelujah! -Thank God!

-Your God is sufficient. -Thank you Lord!

This is a holy congregation. Not an anyhow congregation.

-Idiot, go! -Okay, um.

-Praise the lord! -Hallelujah!

What kind of foolish old man is this?

I can't have peace because he paid for my Harvard fees.

Brand manager this, brand manager that. Brand manager.

Sure Banka betting. How may I help you?

Hey! hey! hey!

Sit down!

You lied to me.

Ajani Olofaina. AKA Baby Boy!

You lied to me.

Look let me tell you something.

Mm-mm. No.

Calm down.

The least word of the Lord will not go but come to pass.

Those are God's words. God's word--

Shut up. Keep your mouth shut. Where?

I told you that day. Or didn't I tell you?

To open your mouth and go into the spirit.

Go in properly. Now I lost.

Lost to that fool, Kola Alao.

Do you know how much I spent on that election?

You know what? Don't let us prolong this.

Go in and bring out all my money, now.

-I said, calm down. -Shh! Hmm.

Leave our prophetess alone!

Leave the messenger of God alone.

Tell him!

-Don't incur God's wrath.

God's wrath is not the same as man's.

He isn't a joke.

Didn't you hear what the bible said?

-Tell them! -In the Songs of David.

Psalm 105:15 says,

"Touch not my anointed."

-Prophetess, calm down.

What do they even call you? Get out

-of our church! -Get out!

And leave us in joy and peace.

Besides, where did you put all our money?

Seems like you are an cursed being.

You're cursed.

-What's that? -You must be cursed.

You must be cursed.

Wait. Who's this?

Give me my money, else you'd go mad.

Are you all mad?

If you are going to beat her,

-at least be patient with it. -Are you all mad and crazy?!

Look at how the spirit moves her.

-Leave them. -Today, you'll die.

Today, I'm going to kill you.

Are you crazy?

Wait. Wait. This is not nice. Wait!

I suppose you are cursed too.

That's our prophetess!

Wait!

Labake has arrived!

I guess you people have finished.

Who picked my money?

Who is that cursed one that picked my money?

You are going to strangle her.

If you touch this girl! If you touch this Ajoke!

-Ajoke! -Labake, leave me alone!

Leave me alone. What did I ever do to you?

-What did I do to you? -What did you not do?

I suppose you are cursed.

You know, you've always wanted to kill Mom.

What did I do to you?

You've always wanted to kill Mom.

Leave our prophetess alone!

What you are doing? Prophetess, prophetess, calm down.

Yes.

Leave our prophetess alone.

Leave her. Ah!

I swear, you will die today. Today you will go!

So, this is where you came to hide?

So, you people are the gullible ones?

Our prophetess doesn't have any parents.

Which prophetess is that?

She has no brother or sister.

So, this is your crowd?

That you are deceiving. Right?

She has… Be patient.

That doesn't even really concern me.

All of the money I have gathered.

If my money drops, pick it up for me.

You told people to go and play bet.

Me? Is that true?

God forbid! Is it true you all placed bet?

My members cannot gamble their money.

God forbid. Is it true?

Who used their money to place bets?

I'm talking to you.

I said, who placed bets with their money!

What did you all do with your money?

Who, who asked you to place bets?

Prophetess, it was you that said Wonder boys will win.

Burna boy? Is Burna Boy cursed?

What do I care about Burna…?

So, you have all gambled with your money?

I'm in trouble.

-Deborah. -Hmm?

-Ezekiel. -Hmm?

When did the Holy Spirit say that?

Hey! Labake has arrived.

Your church service is over, right?

Ajoke. If I descend on you!

Like this. If I grab you like this.

-What happened to Mom? -Ah! What hasn't happened to her?

The money meant for her operation.

Look, if I light a cigarette.

You know Labake. You see how hard I'm pressing?

If I light up a cigarette, I will burn this place down.

I must kill you today.

Auntie, please, be careful.

Be careful. That's a prophetess.

Fogo. How are you? Fogo Bombastic?

Which bet did you place my money on?

Ah, Baby Boy the Great.

The prophetess has spoken. It will come to pass.

Wonder boys on 20. It will be like money ritual.

A powerful person is in town.

I've moved 500,000 for you.

What?!

Auntie, she's a prophetess.

The police is here!

Come back here, Ajoke!

Follow them!

Where are you going, Ajoke?

If I don't get my money from you,

I swear, you won't go anywhere.

But you need to calm down.

You've been like this since you were young.

-Calm down now. -Don't talk rubbish with me!

-Calm down. -Don't talk rubbish with me!

You can go into a hole, I will collect my money.

No matter where you go, I will collect my money.

Fogo, you know what to do.

What's up? What's popping my people? It's your boy Dip-eezy.

This is 98.9 Smoov FM.

First and foremost, a major shoutout to everyone following me on the 'gram.

And to the new 100K followers following me,

I call you all the kindred. Thank you so much.

But you know the vibe. You know what that means.

It's about that time for Giveaway!

All right. So, before we get to that part of Giveaway.

Hmm?

I was thinking to bless you with a jam

to help you move in this crazy, mad Lagos traffic.

Don't forget, Smoov FM.

Okay, I see there's an incoming call.

Okay, you guys can't wait. Okay, okay.

Let me just tell you.

It's not going to be easy to win the Giveaway. Okay?

So let's pick this call. Ha ha!

-Hello? -Hello.

Hey, hello.

What's your name and where are you calling from?

-You are a bastard. -I'm sorry.

-I said, you are a bast--. -Ow! Hey, hey.

No foul language on radio. Okay?

No foul language, no swearing on radio.

I'm going to go straight to the music. Don't forget it's Smoov FM.

It's your boy, Dip-eezy.

I'll be back. Enjoy this jam from Sneeze.

Dip-eezy. Have you checked your Twitter and IG?

Ahn-ahn. That's what I'm trying to go through. That's what I'm checking.

They said police killed

twenty people in that woman's church.

-That's not possible. -I'm serious. I'm serious.

Check. See, check it.

Like, open it and see.

Like. Exactly.

-What the…?! -Dipo.

What's going on?

Which one is, "Poor Oyo village spend all their money

on sports betting

based off fake news spread by Smoov FM OAP"?

What's going on here, eh?

This blog says about ten people have died already.

What's going on?

Nothing. I mean, it's nothing. I just did a video.

When I went to a chur… My auntie took me to a church.

And I recorded the video.

And the woman there was speaking in tongues.

-And? -Ahn-ahn, what do you mean, "and"?

Well, two of her prophesies became lucky guesses. So…

Oh… Ah, wait a minute.

-Mm-hmm, yeah. -Shit!

Exactly. Like, everyone is betting on that match in Ibadan like crazy.

The match is even in two weeks. And sir,

it gets even crazier.

-Shit. -It's a team in relegation.

And the odds are very high. You can imagine.

What are we going to do?

What do you mean, "What are we going to do"?

Huh?

This is why I hate all these rubbish you people do on social media.

Yes, we are not paying that much.

But for you think you can become some social media influencer.

Baba, baba. I beg you, not today.

I beg you.

Help me call Mex. Tell him to come and stand in for me.

Please, I'll be back later. I'm not feeling too well.

So where do you think you are going to?

Baba, I beg you. Later, please.

I will call him, please.

If you can't drive the car. Get off the steering for me.

Labake, be patient.

Are we going to die?

Who is this? Who are you?

How did this one get into the car?

Ajoke, Ajoke! Be careful, careful!

Jesus!

Ajoke, Ajoke!

Ajoke!

No!

Ajoke! I'm going to die.

Jesus!

Ajoke, Ajoke! Ajoke!

-Is she dead? -Thank you.

Come down! Come and help me.

What the hell is wrong with her? Ow!

Come down. Help me.

Ajoke, Ajoke!

-Help me pull her out.

-Push her! -Sorry.

Drag it.

-Help me carry her. -Okay.

Let's go. Wow!

Okay, there you go!

Take her there.

-It's in my hands. -Here, here.

Hold on, hold on.

Now do something.

Do something now!

Ah! You too, make a move.

I don't know. Is she not your friend or your sister?

-Where did they go? -Where are they?

They are not in this car!

-Where did they go? -Let's go. Let's go!

Prophetess! Woo!

Um. Somebody help! Somebody help! Help!

He has gone now. Don't pretend to me.

Ajoke. Ah.

Ajoke stand up. Stand up. Give me my money.

Why are you such a terrible person?

You are such a terrible person. It's me you want to disgrace.

Give me my money. You will give me my money.

Heavenly father, please, don't let this woman die in my hands.

Pour her water, please!

She won't die! She won't die in Jesus' name!

Heavenly father,

please, don't let this woman die in my hands.

Sure Banka betting. How may I help you?

-Why are you not at work? -Oh, sir.

Ah. I'm sorry, sir.

That's exactly what I was trying to explain to you.

Majority of the bettings we've had is from this state, Ibadan. Ah.

And it's all because of one woman's prophesy.

-And is that why you have not um-- -Sir, I will have to call you back.

Don't cut this--

Look at this boy, he has cut the call on me.

-Who is that? -Who's who?

Oh. That's a call from my company. Sure Banka.

-The gamblers. -No, no. We are not gamblers.

Sports betting company.

At Sure Banka, we bet big and we win big.

-Whoa-ho! -Very good.

So, if I put money, and then I decide not to play anymore,

you people will return my money back to me. Right?

Well I'm sorry. We have a non refundable policy.

Your money is gone. But let just hope you win big.

-What? -Yeah.

I don't think you are okay. Let's hope what?

Aren't you the ones that want to place bets?

You've done it and it's good for you.

-What? -I mean that you are going to win.

Woo! She's alive.

You are alive.

For a second there, I almost thought you were going to die.

But I'm glad you're back. woo!

Thank you, Jesus.

-Labake. Labake. -What is it?

Please, take me to my mum.

Please, let me see my mum with my eyes.

Please, I beg you in the name of God.

You can't go in this silly cloth you're wearing.

I'm not taking you anywhere with what you are wearing.

Ah. Soutane is not a bad cloth. It's a holy cloth.

It is worn by achievers. It's not a bad cloth.

Don't do this. Please. Take me to Mommy. Please.

What?

Go this way.

Mommy.

Mom?

Mommy.

Tosin.

Mommy!

Tosin!

-Who's Tosin? -Get out of my way!

Ajoke! Ajoke! Ajoke!

Ah! I'm done for!

Ajoke! Ajoke!

-Ajoke.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Ajoke.

I'm looking at you? Ajoke.

Mom.

Please, where is Tosin?

Hakeem took him out. They went to buy recharge card.

We don't have money for your operation, Mom.

I said, there's no money for your operation.

How much?

Mommy! Mommy!

Ah. Ahn-ahn!

-Not so fast. -Ah, Hakeem.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Mom, I'm in trouble.

If I catch you. You people better behave!

Behave! Use your head! Shh!

We didn't come to harm you, neither did we come to fight.

We just came here to play with you.

It may get tough though. Or it may get really easy.

-True. -So be careful! Be careful.

Don't even tell them to be careful.

Fogo Bombastic!

Good.

You recognize a person.

-Eh! -That's good.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, who are you? I'm sorry.

Hey, psst!

I'm sorry.

Old woman. Don't worry.

We won't take time at all. Okay?

This is going to be very quick.

Do you get it?

Good.

Kid.

Come here.

Come here!

-You. -Sir.

Come this way.

Come over here!

You. This way.

Good.

So.

Who amongst you is the messenger of God?

Ah.

Ah, Ajoke!

Oh. That's good.

Very good.

Let me tell you something.

To be honest, I didn't tell anybody anything.

I didn't ask Baby boy to do anything.

I didn't ask anybody to place bets.

The Lord I serve is my witness.

I know. Aha.

-It wasn't you that said it. -It wasn't me!

It's the Holy Spirit that said it.

Yes, that's true. It's the Holy Spirit that said it.

And the words of the Holy Spirit always come to pass.

-Uh? -Right.

-It's true, sir. -Ah. Good.

Good.

What I don't understand is that,

please, is it not Baby boy that sent you?

My boss laughs.

Baby boy's money.

That is Baby boy's problem.

It's not my fucking business!

Do you understand?

Don't let me prolong this. Hmm.

Yes, sir.

Can you see my boys behind you?

Their money has been left in the hands of the Holy Spirit.

Two hundred thousand!

Which means, their salary, is a gamble.

Ahn-ahn. The Prophetess has spoken.

It's a done deal. Huh?

Two hundred thousand multiplied by twenty, Is equal to?

You, do the calculation over there.

Calculate it.

How much is it?

How much is it, idiot?

Fogo, this phone is not working.

I suggest we get a new one.

What a dullard!

That's four million, sir.

Hakeem is correct.

-Hakeem is correct!

-Four million. -Hakeem is correct!

Four million!

And the Prophetess doesn't lie. Isn't that so Prophetess?

-You are right, sir. -Good.

Let me explain something to you clearly.

You know, sometimes the God we serve,

he does whatever he wants whenever he wishes.

Sometimes, God works in mysterious ways.

If you read the bible, you will know Jonah's story.

Vienna!

Ow!

Kid.

-Huh?. -Come here.

I beg you. He's my, he's mine.

This kid you're looking at.

He's my sister's son.

-I beg you, he's mine. -He's my brother!

-Hey, sit down! -Take a look. It's a real gun.

-Hey! Hey! -Don't kill him. He's my son.

He's mine not hers. Mine! Mine!

-Prophetess. -Sir.

I'm listening.

I will use my knife

-to stab him! -Ah! I'm dead.

Ajoke, you've killed me!

I will open his chest!

-I beg you let me, -I will open it.

-let me say something. -I'll then take out his heart.

She wants to tell you where the money is.

I will show you.

Let me tell you something. Wait.

-Go ahead. -Let me explain something.

-Talk! -Hold on.

-Ajoke, talk! -Calm down! You are confusing me.

Okay talk.

What I want to say is quite important.

Stop distracting me.

Uncle, I want to tell you something.

But if you can tell, what I want to say, I can't remember.

Ah, I'm dead!

-I'm in trouble. -I can't remember.

Don't let him sit on your lap. He's mine.

He's mine. This is my son. It's not hers.

Take the old woman.

Boys.

-Chairman. -Fogo Bombastic.

-Take their mother. -Okay.

-Take her son. -Okay.

-Put them under house arrest. -The boss has spoken.

This two, throw them out.

I want to pee.

She wants to explain how she will get the money.

-Stand up! -Stand up!

-I want to tell you something. -Wonder boys.

-Yes. -Versus Gidi FC.

Yes.

-Ten days left. -That's ten days.

-Good. -Yes very, very good.

-Let me say someth-- -You will make sure that

They win. Or you will refund my money.

Let me tell you something.

I've been trying to tell you something all day.

-You will what? -I will refund your money.

But let me tell you something.

Good bye.

Please be patient and look at me.

Lock them up.

-Please be patient. -The boss has spoken.

-It is done!

Now move out now!

Now stand up. Out! Outside!

If you run! Take this way!

Who do you think is talking to you?

-I will kill you! -I will shoot.

-Out! -We are not related.

Not related?

Are you just realizing that now?

Looks like a proper idiot.

Fool.

Coming.

-Ahn-ahn! -Mommy Twins.

Dip-eezy. How are you?

You came back quickly. Your mum is not around now.

Yeah, I know. Um.

Is Auntie Shalewa still around?

Yes we are around for the week.

mommy Twins there's a problem.

-Problem? -Yeah, there's a problem.

-Really? -Yeah.

-Ah! Let me help with your bag. -No it's fine.

Bring it let me help you carry it.

But what could've caused the problem?

Did I not warn you that day in church? Not to make that video?

Didn't I warn you?

Auntie Shalewa let's stop passing blames. Let's stop passing blames.

I can lose followers from this.

Followers?

-If you-- -Shut your mouth.

I can even lose my job. My job is at stake.

Followers. Hmm hmm.

Sorry.

Mister Followers.

Bombastic!

What's up, man?

Fogo. The great one.

Are your boys ready?

Well, we are still practicing.

You know, Rome was not built in a day.

Damn Rome. This must be ready.

Ten days.

Kamoru!

Boss, the world listens.

-Assemble. -Alright.

This is not a joke. Now, everybody!

Now, spread out!

Fogo. What's the matter?

I don't want to hear nonsense.

Don't you worry. We just want to touch the ball a little.

Aside.

Someone, pass me the ball!

Are you all crazy? Huh?

Is this how you are all going to play the game?

Oh, you don't know how much I put on this game?

Are you all crazy!

-Huh? -What's going on here?

Excuse me. Who are you?

Excuse me, who are you?

Excuse you. D-don't

you recognize people, right?

Do you want to tell me you don't know Jose Mourinho?

In broad daylight.

Who is Mourinho?

-Assistant, what is going on here? -Sir.

We played a small game.

It's like, Fogo has some strong players we can use.

Are you mad?!

Chairman, who are these hoodlums?

-Are you calling me a hoodlum? -Yes, it's you.

-You are calling me a hoodlum? -Yes it's you!

Hey, boys.

Security!

Help me! Eh! Help me! Somebody help!

Bro, please.

How can you help, what can we do?

-Sure Banka! -We are making money!

-Sure Banka! -We are making money!

-Sure Banka! -We are making money!

All hail Sure Banka!

-All hail Sure Banker.

Hail!

Ah, Brand Manager. Sit down. Sit down.

We've hit it big! Seriously.

That is what we are talking about.

It's not that nonsense the others are doing.

Ah! Throw that cup away.

Keep that cup, let me give you cup made for kings.

Have a drink.

-That is an executive drink. -Thank you, sir.

-Brand Manager. -Sir.

Come and see what these people are doing.

Come and see it. Take a look at this.

You know you've not been in the office for a while.

Ehn. How can? You know, this is the biggest that

we've had in a very long time.

How can people be betting on a very dead team?

A team that is totally dead!

-Do you understand what I am telling you? -Yes sir.

In fact, I'm even considering that

I should increase the cut to thirty.

-Oh, wow. -Yes.

-Really? -Yes.

Sir. Um and here I was thinking that we should freeze those bets for a bit.

Just a little while. Sir.

Chairman, there are problems in this bet. It's a lot.

Okay. How about we remove the clause about um,

-winning as opposed to-- -As I stand right now,

you think I'm here to consider your opinion?

Sorry sir.

Huh? No, I'm asking you again.

You think I'm here to consider your opinion?

No! Come on, give me my drink!

My expensive drink.

I called you here to look at something

and you're here telling me bullshit!

I was just trying to--

There is something wrong in your head!

-Get out of my office. -Sorry sir.

Come back here! Come and remove this stupid red cup from here!

Sorry sir.

Look at who we are trying to help.

Did you start this company with me? Buntus?

I will report you to the kinsmen. Idiot.

You came here to tell me bullshit.

How much do you have?

How much do you have?

You're telling me nonsense!

Sure Banka! I started this business from my parlor. Idiot!

I'm not giving my money to anyone.

I don't want anybody to inconvenience me.

What is it exactly?

Don't you want me to be successful?

Everyday, it's Ajoke, Ajoke, Ajoke. What!

It's because of this Ajoke that I'm not in school.

And now you're saying? Did I infect her with epilepsy?

Am I the one that asked her to have epilepsy?

Please, don't talk to me about that.

Now, I've managed to find someone

that loves me and has given me money to do something with.

You are now telling me to share it.

I'm not sharing my money with anybody.

Well done. That's very good.

But listen and listen good. Nothing is free.

You can now decide what you want, okay?

Do whatever you like.

-Mom, please be patient.

Do whatever you like with yourself.

Where's the child that was sleeping here?

Ajoke!

Ajoke!

Where could this girl have gone to?

Mum, I'm sorry.

Look, I don't have your time right now.

Ajoke!

-Ajoke! -Ye!

-I'm dead. -What's the matter?

Mom, Ajoke has ran away with my money!

What do you mean ran away?

She has ran away with my money.

I'm in trouble.

Mom, you told her to do it, right?

-Ajoke! -I knew it was the two of you.

-Ajoke! -Ajoke!

Did a dog bite you?

Ah!

Ajoke.

Ajoke. My dear. Is it fair what you did to me?

You left home for all these years without looking back.

For seven years. Is that fair?

I didn't know you were sick.

Nobody told me. I didn't know you were sick.

It's not me you offended. You didn't offend me.

For the pain in my heart has been healed.

Your sister did so much to take care of me.

She really doesn't deserve this.

It's not supposed to be like this.

What do I do?

I didn't know, I didn't know.

You must do what is honorable.

About your sister Labake, I will talk to her

and she'll listen.

All the people you have misled.

Go and seek their forgiveness .

Go and seek their forgiveness.

Mommy, what about you? What are we going to do?

Me?

I thought you call yourself a child of God?

Then do your work. Pray for me. I will be fine.

Mom, I'm sorry.

I beg you in the name of God.

-My dear, I'm not angry.

Don't cry, my dear.

Please, don't cry. I will start crying too.

Stop crying.

-Don't cry, my dear.

Wait! Wait.

Ah!

What is wrong with you all? What is really wrong with you all?

Oh, Prophetess is now a false prophetess, right?

She's not your Prophetess anymore?

All right.

Auntie, you are ungrateful. Ungrateful. Leave me alone!

A dirty ingrate.

The night your husband sent you packing.

Was it not the Prophetess that took you in? Huh?

When he was beating you black and blue

and then sent you packing. Where did you run to?

What?

Mad person. Her market has stopped selling.

And she's coming to take it on the Prophetess.

Who told you it was the Prophetess that

said all those prophesies?

That's enough!

Let me tell you. It was me that--

That's enough, shut your mouth!

Shut up! Shut your mouth!

Let me ask you.

What is our problem? What is our problem?

Who among you did the Prophetess beg for money?

I beg you in the mighty name of God.

I'm sorry, please.

Calm down, calm down!

-Don't beg them. -Don't worry.

Who amongst you did the Prophetess take his money.

-Yes! -Talk now!

Why don't you go and take money from the greedy.

Or the embezzler.

All of you right now. All of you right now.

You wretched people.

You sometimes come to the Prophetess for food.

Finishing all our food.

Look at that one that looks like a he-goat.

He's so excited!

You've finished eating her food,

now, you want to beat her to death.

Useless people!

-Thieves. -Nonsense.

Don't mind them. Beat them up!

Hey! Everybody, calm down!

Please, calm down.

You don't know Dipsy?

The guy that speaks English to girls on radio.

Don't you know him? You don't know anybody.

I didn't tell anybody to go and bet. Please, be patient.

This Lagos people though.

Your overeagerness is too much!

Now you see what you've done.

Now, you are telling us to stay calm. Calm down for what?

Are you going to refund our money?

All of these is a mistake.

I didn't plan this. As soon as I heard it was happening,

I came here.

Please, be patient.

You see that man you are looking at?

With his silly looking face and silly curls on his head.

He's the one that scattered the house of the Lord.

We should all gather and beat him

-Yes. -In fact.

Hey, calm down. Be patient!

Stop! Stop!

Please, be patient!

Calm down! Please, be patient!

I'm calling his mum.

Calling whose mum? Please, stop it.

Ah, do you want the poor woman to faint?

The only solution is to win the match.

We don't have a choice.

If you kill me, or you kill the Prophetess.

It won't bring back your money. So, be patient.

I can… I'll talk with the betting company.

I'll try to talk to them.

They will understand. I will tell them it's a mistake. But

What are we going to do?

Where is the football manager?

The manager ran away. The club doesn't have a manager.

Can you imagine this boy? There is no manager where?

Is that why I sent you to school?

Ah! Manager ran away. How can the manager--

Okay. Okay, everybody calm down.

This guy is just talking nonsense. Musa Ramoni, Ajibade.

Two strikers have also left.

One of the defenders has left also.

You are here telling us whatever.

Guy, what's going on? Fogo boys have taken over.

Fogo bo… What is Fogo boys?

That's why I mentioned it so you know.

You are telling us whatever. Everybody has money in this thing.

Okay, okay.

Who else plays football?

Who else plays football in the area?

Do you know any footballers that can stand in the gap?

Who plays football?

Look at this fine boy with a beautiful face.

They want to harm him.

And I don't like it.

I don't think you are okay, mommy Twins.

-Really? -Yes.

There's no hope.

They didn't say anything. There's nothing.

There's nothing.

Okay, do you know Mutiu?

-Mutiu! -Mutiu Aderopo.

Oh, the Super Eagles guy that celebrated inside the net?

No. That is Rashidi Yekini.

This one dances Akpala anytime he scores a goal.

That's the one I'm talking about.

You don't even know your own player.

If it is were foreign players, you will know them. Your own players--

Mommy Twins, can he help? Who is he?

How can he help the situation?

Hey, how are you?

I'm sorry about everything.

I've talked to the others.

I've told them we should, we should leave this place.

So let's just, let's go.

Brother Dipsy.

Please, I'm sorry. We have cleaned up your car.

I will go and drop this in the car.

I'm sorry.

Prophetess.

I'm going to the car. Wear the shirt.

-Let's go, please. -No.

Why not? Let's leave this place. What's wrong?

Look, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going.

Why? Is there any reason?

They don't want me in my family.

They said I'm a curse.

-A curse? -Yes. A curse.

I, I…

-Even your mother--

Well done. Take.

You see. Give her this drink. Every morning.

Make sure you give it to her.

Once she drinks it. She won't give any trouble.

-Whisky? -Whis what? Whis what?

-Does this look like whisky in your eye? -This is um--

The child of God doesn't drink beer or gin.

So, this is not gin. It is herbs. Local herbs.

A very strong herb, understand?

So give it to her. Every morning.

When she drinks it. She will not shake.

-Shake, shake? -Hmm.

You mean seizures?

Please, don't finish me with big words.

What do you mean by scissors

-in what we are talking about? -Seizure.

See, that girl

that you are looking at. She's a miraculous child.

A miraculous child.

She's a miraculous child.

So please take good care of her.

Give it to her. The rest is history.

The things her eyes have seen in this village.

Words are not enough. That is it.

But is it true she has the gift of prophesy?

Ah, my God.

But why are you like this though?

You can ask questions from a mouse.

I don't like people who are too nosey.

You just want to know everything.

I said, give it to her. Simple and short.

What's your business if she sees or not?

Isn't she following you home? She's leaving with you.

Seeing is believing.

When she displays you will know what I'm saying.

Do you understand me?

That's what it is. Start leaving now.

You will land safely. We also,

We, we don't have anywhere to go.

It is us!

It is us.

-Boom-boom! -Mutiu!

-Boom-boom! -Mutiu! Muti Muti!

-Legs of fire! -This is your face?

-This is the leg! -You can't change.

It can never change.

-Oh, so good to see you. -Same here.

You've stopped visiting, right?

It's not what you think.

Please come in. Boom Boom!

Muti Muti.

Hello. Hi.

I didn't know she was coming along with you.

Don't you remember my bestie?

We used to come to party at your house years back.

Shalewa.

-It's a lie. -Uh-huh.

-Shay-baby!

Is this Shalewa? She is now this beautiful?

-Yes! -Ah, she's so beautiful!

I was wondering that you have a lot of friends.

But none of your friends is as beautiful as this!

-Shally-baby!

Come on in.

It's like you don't understand.

-Shalewa is now a big girl oh. -Really?!

Of course.

Shally-baby!

Gambling.

But what is going on with this new generation?

Whatever happened to working hard.

Sweat all over.

Labor hard and get rewarded for it.

Whatever happened to that?

You see, there it is.

They have chased the manager with bad habits

Yes.

So where are they going to get a new one?

That's why we are here, Mutiu.

We really need your help. Honestly.

You will need referral right? All right.

Um, I will help you scout a coach.

Who can I think of.

and I'm not sure that silly fellow is still in Ibadan.

We don't--

Dribble. How about Dribble?

-Uncle. -Dribble the dazzler.

-Speak up. -Be patient.

He should be here.

I will tell him.

Look, Mutiu. We don't want any referral.

Do you understand?

It is you we really want.

That is why we are here.

The match is in a few days.

And we really need your help.

You are good with these young people.

Boom boom!

You really want to embarrass me.

How?

You want to remind me that

I'm a one legged man.

Is this the leg I'm going to coach with?

-Who does that?

You see this Muti can be quite funny.

With one leg.

Is this not the same leg that you used

in scoring goals?

Is it not the same leg?

Till I die! I will keep scoring!

Excuse me sir.

-Yes. -Excuse me sir.

-Yes, Shay baby. -Please, um…

We really need your help.

-Whatever is that, though? -What is it?

I'm sorry, Mutiu.

We really need your help.

Please honor and consider us. You know.

Help us.

-Boom-boom. -Hmm.

Shay baby.

You have to give me time.

-I will get back to you. -Okay.

-Thank you very much. -All right. Thank you.

-So? -Thank you very much, sir.

-Shally-baby. -Thank you so much.

-Boom! -Hmm.

So.

When next am I seeing you?

Don't worry you will see me soon.

-I will call you. -All right.

-Thanks dear. -Thanks.

-God bless you. -Thank you sir.

All right, Shally baby.

Come.

What are we going to do now?

I'm coming please.

Ah.

I will call you. Okay.

Hakeem.

-Thank you very much. Thank you. -It's okay.

It's okay.

So you are safe now.

I've settled them.

So, nothing is going to happen to Mama. But I,

-I think you should just come with us. -Hmm hmm.

Boom, boom!

You are so mischievous.

-Everything has been settled.

Tell the boys I'm joining them for training tomorrow.

-That's my guy! -Boom! Boom!

-I swear. -Uh-huh

You are such a terrible person.

-Thank you. -Boom, boom!

-All right. -Okay.

-I will see you later. -All right.

Well done. Muti Muti!

What?

Better leave me alone.

Eh. Eh!

How would you even assume we need those people?

Let me tell you something. This is Ibadan.

We have so many talented people here.

All they just need is an opportunity to be seen.

To be tested.

Okay? It is their passion.

Trust me, coach. I know what you are talking about.

I know what you are talking about. But this is different.

It's different.

How do you, where do you want us to get new people?

And hope they will understand the dynamics of this game

You of all people should know this is impossible.

-But-- -In fact, let me tell you the truth.

I will confess to you.

I've already registered four of those Fogo boys.

We cannot leave the team in the hands of hooligans.

-We need some serious players.

-But how do you suggest we do that? -You leave that to me!

I want you to show Gidi Boys

that you are kings.

-You can do it! -Yes sir!

-You can do it! -Yes, sir!

-You have the skill. -Yes, sir!

-You have the power. -Yes, sir.

You can be the Messi of this generation.

-The Ronaldo of this moment. -Yes sir.

-The Okocha of this moment. -Yes, sir.

And the Kanu Nwankwo of this generation.

Yes, sir.

All you need to do

is to make sure

that you want to do it.

-Do you want to do it? -Yes, sir!

-Do you want to do it? -Yes, sir!

-Okay, switch it now! Switch!

Do you have a soccer boot?

Rite Food, the makers of Nigeria's favorite drink

and sausages,

would like to support you and your team, with these jerseys.

Oh, thank you so much.

-Wonder Boys! -Winning is assured.

Yes. Doctor David.

Doctor, it's not ready.

But Doctor, I've explained to you what happened.

I've explained to you.

Please.

Doctor David, why are you talking as if you

don't have any human feelings?

I'm in trouble.

What do you want me to do?

But why are you being wicked?

Why is everybody behaving this way? Please.

My mommy who-- leave it!

Leave it. My mommy will not die. Leave it.

Leave it then. What do you want me to--

Doctor David.

Ah, I'm in trouble.

-Labake. -Ma.

Don't get angry. Be patient.

Nothing will happen to me.

You don't know what is going on here.

Nothing will happen to me. In the Lord's name.

Labake.

Have you started talking to your sister Ajoke?

Mommy, I don't like it.

Mommy, you know what I don't like? I don't like that!

What did I do now?

We were living peacefully before she came.

We were here in peace before she came with her trouble.

It's becoming to look like a curse.

Okay. I beg you. Please forgive her.

Forgive her and forgive me too.

I can see all your efforts. And I know she doesn't deserve it.

But please, forgive her.

I'm on my knees Labake, please forgive.

Mommy, I don't like this.

Don't kneel to me. What is all this?

I'm kneeling for you to forgive her.

-My darling, please. -Mommy, stand up!

-Okay, I forgive her. -Please.

Please, forgive her.

Mommy, I don't like this.

-I don't like this. -I'm standing up.

Why so much trouble, oh God? I don't like this.

I'm sorry, darling.

Why so much trouble, oh God?

Who did you say gave you money?

The guy I told you about last week.

-The dark guy? -Yes, Mom.

But listen, darling.

What did he ask you to do with so much money?

That's why I came to see you.

I'm listening.

I want to go to Lagos.

There are so many opportunities for me in Lagos.

Once I'm there, I can get back into school.

I will write JAMB and go to the university.

More so, mom.

That guy knows someone in Unilag.

So once I write and pass my JAMB.

It will be easy for me to get admission.

-Really? -Hmm.

So are you just leaving us like that?

What about me? What about your sister?

You better share that money with your sister.

Now we have money to take care of her sickness.

Take care of whose sickness?

Share which money?

Mommy, what are you talking about?

Omolabake.

Can you hear yourself? Huh?

Didn't we both go to the hospital together?

Where the doctor told us your sister's drugs are not effective.

That we need money to buy a more powerful drug. Right?

And you know it's been just me since your father's death.

Are you abandoning me to do it alone?

You this child!

Labake.

Is it me you are frowning at? Am I not talking to you?

Mom, look, I'm not sharing this money.

I'm not sharing with anybody.

Nobody should inconvenience me!

What is it exactly? Don't you want me to prosper?

Everyday it's Ajoke, Ajoke, Ajoke!

It's because of Ajoke that I stopped school.

Now you're saying what? Did I give her epilepsy?

Did I ask her to have epilepsy?

Please don't talk about that to me.

I finally someone who loves me and gave me money

to do something with my life.

You're asking me to share it.

I'm not giving anybody my money.

Ah.

Well done. That's good!

But listen and listen carefully.

Nothing is free.

Do whatever you like with yourself!

You hear me? Have it your way!

Mom, please be patient.

She just ran away with your money?

Yes.

Wow. That must have been very painful.

And Mommy didn't say anything?

She didn't say anything?

My mother was right about one thing.

In this life, nothing is free.

What does that mean?

I was already pregnant with Tosin.

And the money was suppose to be for me to go to Lagos,

start my life.

Have my child and

get my own place, and

the father of the baby will come and meet me

and marry me.

Let me guess. He never showed up?

Labake, you are stupid.

You've been stupid. Four kids!

He was married abroad with four children.

Four children!

And I didn't know.

He left me by myself with Tosin to care for.

And take care of my mom too. All by myself.

Ajoke too is back. It's still me, alone.

Am I the only one?

I swear, I played into his hands completely.

I left everything to him.

And then, he left me with Tosin.

Only me.

I swear, I've suffered.

Labake, you have suffered.I've suffered a lot.

Ah, I'm stupid.

Ah.

Labake, let's look on the bright side.

You have a thriving food business.

I heard about your restaurant, Ota Lenu.

And I heard the food is really nice. I heard.

I mean, I want to eat there. I want to come, I want to eat there.

The money is not enough.

If I can live in Lagos.

I swear, Labake. If I can live in Lagos.

If I can live in Lagos.

Tsk.

You know that day she… The other day.

The only time she wasn't faking it.

Was, was when she talked about this match.

And she was right.

What did she say?

We might be small to you people in Lagos.

But we worship a mighty God.

The God that gave David victory over Goliath.

He will do it for us.

What?

What?

You know, David

beat Goliath without any spiritual powers.

None. He was just skilled.

And he was fearless.

He saw an opportunity and he took it.

Now, God saw an already prepared man

and he chose to help him.

That is what I have learnt. Labake,

that is what you need to understand.

As a matter of fact. That is what this town needs to believe.

Look at Ajoke. She's working hard.

She's putting in the effort. And I'm sure,

I'm very sure that God is watching us.

Lord.

Definitely, God is watching us.

Are you a bastard? I told you to stop playing football.

-Sorry, sir. -Stop playing football!

-Sorry, sir. -Have you heard?

-We need you, please. -What's going on?

I don't know. There's this man dragging our star player.

-Um, Osaze. -Osaze?

-Osaze? -Yes. He's here. Please.

What happened to Osaze? Did he faint?

He didn't faint. Please, come see.

If anything happens to that boy, there will be trouble.

-Who is the person? -Don't be angry, sir.

What's all this nonsense about?

What's all this nonsense? Who is this?

-Hello.

What nonsense! Who is this?

-Sorry, sir. -Hey! Come here.

Kareem.

Come here!

Locomotive!

You are the one attacking our star player.

Who's your star player?

-This one? -Yes.

Wait, is that your small Osaze that year?

That's him.

But he's not playing football.

-Come here.

-It's okay. -Are you okay? Come here.

This is Locomotive talking to you.

-Let's talk. -There's nothing you can say.

-He's not playing football. -That's okay. Let's go.

He's going to face his studies.

-He won't play football. -Let's talk.

-Go home now. -Come. One on one.

If I get home before you, you'd be in trouble.

He'll go.

Um, about Osaze.

When we cry, we can also see.

That boy is not playing football. He will go to school

That boy, for like five times,

he wrote JAMB and he didn't make it.

He has four younger ones.

And my wife is no more.

How would we survive?

He's not playing any football.

I get it.

He's not playing any football.

The boy is so fast.

He got that from his dad.

He got that from his father.

Ah.

My friend.

Please, do this for me.

What's that?

This boy has to play this match. Please.

You see, he has inspired the other boys.

And I'm telling you this match

is very, very crucial.

There are so many things at stake in this match. Please.

Locomotive, what do you want me to do?

I said he won't play football again.

Just let him play this one match.

Just this one.

-Just this one only? -Please.

Just this one.

We have a deal. One match only.

-Just this one. -Only.

-Alright. No problem. -Thank you my friend.

Never mind that!

-Throw away this cigarette.

Ah, don't do that!

Don't do that to me, please.

No, no. I can't. It's not out yet.

-Locomotive! -Hmm.

-Number seven!

Come, how about your wife?

-Brrr.

Miracle. Miracle, why are you dressed like this?

Go and call your mommy.

Yes, dear. Adaugo, why is Mira dressed this way?

Go and put her clothes on! Baby, I'm coming back very soon.

I just have to come to the office for something quick.

Alright? I'll see you soon.

Mira.

What is it?

Why would you people just call me?

Can't you let someone rest?

I was watching Peppa Pig with my children.

You won't stop calling me, blowing up my phone's battery.

-What is it? -Sorry, sir. Something came up.

and I thought it was expedient to keep you in the know.

So, what is it?

So, a lot has been going on.

-So? -Brrr! Buntus, you got this.

Here. The boys have been practicing.

They have a new coach.

And they have this new player who plays really well.

-I, I think-- -Is this why you brought me out?

-I think they stand a chance. -Eh?

Is this the reason why you brought me out of my house?

Brand Manager? Huh?

If they are practicing, let them practice!

Yes.

No matter how much they practice, they will never beat Gidi FC.

Exactly.

They are only practicing because

-that is what is expected of them. -Yes!

They are only practicing because that is what the other party is doing.

Yes!

They forget that if the snake follows the elephant,

it will break its neck.

Well sir, the stakes are too high! Too high.

I'm trained in this. I know what I'm talking about.

So now, they have support from the hoodlums in the community.

And that's very tricky for us, sir.

This thing is not that difficult, Brand Manager.

This thing is not hard.

Brand Manager, look for these people. Find them and give them something.

Brand Manager, you know what to do.

I don't like this.

You call me out of my house at this time of the night.

I was watching Peppa Pig with my kids. Look it's almost time for PJ Masks.

You called me here to do your job for you.

-Should I do your job for you? -No, sir.

-I should do your job for you. -I've done everything I--

-Get out! -I told you.

-Sir… -I told you.

Where are they?

I don't know where they've gone to.

I just stopped seeing them.

-They must have left. -Thank you, God.

Or, or…

Sir, he blatantly refused.

That man is going to be a hard nut to crack,

if you ask me.

Um, hold on sir, there's room service at the door.

Who are you calling room service?

-Sorry, sir. -Huh?

I didn't know you were coming tonight.

Seems like there's something wrong with you.

-You don't have respect. -I have respect, sir.

Hmm.

See, let me tell you.

Bribery is a rich man's game.

-Hmm? -Yes.

The Igbos say, "It is those that have that will share."

You own it.

-Yes! Say it again. -You own it.

I own it. And I will also share it. Yes?

So get dressed, let me show you how it's done,

-before I fire you! -Sir?

You mean like, right now?

Sir, it's, um…

It's just that I have unfinished business

Really!

-Buntus! -Sir?

-So you're having sex? -Business before pleasure, sir.

-Buntus, the sex freak! -No, I'm behind you, sir.

You that they are trying to help.

So, you have the strength to have sex?

-No excuses, only results, sir. -Huh?

No wonder you didn't ask me into your room

You that they are trying to help. Huh?

Let's go.

-Um, Brand Manager. -Sir.

It is not about the amount of bribe.

-Huh? -Hmm.

It is about who you bribe.

-Huh? -Hmm.

And how you bribe it.

-Did you hear me? -Yes sir.

It is called strategic bribery.

Strategic bribing?

-Huh! -Okay.

Were you taught this in Harvard Business school?

-No. -Aha! They will not teach you.

-Crush them. -Ah!

Make sure nothing is left.

Easy. But wait. Uh, what about security?

You know this is not our turf.

Come off it. We've sorted out all those things already.

-They are sorted.

-Thanks, boss. Nice one. -Okay.

Make sure you do the job well.

At Sure Banka, no excuses, only results.

-Guaranteed, boss. -All right.

Oh my gosh.

-Thank God. -Sir?

You think this thing… This food is for big men.

If you want to eat like a big man,

you will work hard. Huh? But for now all you can do is watch.

-Watch. And see how big men eat.

Who is calling me? This Brand Manager.

This boy is good. Hmm hmm.

Cooking like a woman.

Hello sir. We are set.

Everything has been taken care of.

I told you that I'm smart.

And you are not. Hmm?

What cable channel is the match showing on?

It's not showing on cable.

Only terrestrial.

But I think Ibadan FM is doing a webcast.

So Thank God can help you connect if you have internet--

Foolish boy.

-Thank God. -Sir.

-Did I tell you I want to make phone call? -No, sir.

What's going on? It's Nkem, the only Warri girl in Ibadan.

-…shall never be in vain. -This is Totori FM. Today everyone's

-To serve with heart and might. -waits for Wonder Boys and Gidi FC match.

-One nation bound in freedom. -Everyone has bet on this match.

-Peace and Unity. -The woman who caused the problem prays.

She's speaking in tongues. But she needs more than prayers.

Because I heard, their best player, Osaze, has left them.

Why are you shaking like a bad engine belt?

Why don't you show some respect?

Buzz off, please.

He should have known to set it earlier.

You should respect the elder.

Put this thing on.

Hey, welcome back to Totori FM. If you've just joined the show,

the match hasn't started but I'll give you one fact about today's match.

The match is taking place in Liberty Stadium,

which is the first stadium in Nigeria.

All the successful players were born out of this stadium.

Right now, recall the odds are 20 in favor of Wonder Boyz.

So let's just be hopeful.

Ah.

Ah.

Fogo sweetie, I've missed you a lot.

Good.

You are not going anywhere today.

I'm not going anywhere.

Because if you go, I don't know the next time I'll see you.

Don't worry you will see me now.

You know it's you I love the most in this world.

I wish.

I don't how many of us you are telling that one.

-Telling plenty people the same thing.

Women though.

So are you upset?

Good.

Bombastic.

-Are you not angry anymore? -Who? How many people?

-Not I.

Ah, Bombastic.

My surest man!

Baby. Is this for only me? This amount of money.

That one is yours. You will keep this one for me.

I will come for it tomorrow.

Anytime. Even this night. It will be ready.

-You know what to do now. -What do you want?

Talk to a baby girl. A baby girl!

Aha! Bombastic.

The tension here is very high,

So please, let's all stay calm.

because the tension is very high. Don't let your kids block your view

because you could kick them by accident when the players are about to score a goal

Right now, Gidi FC is leading in the match.

They are about to score another goal.

Goal!

Hello sir! I'm just calling you to give you update.

Good news! One nil in favor of us.

Gidi FC.

Remind me again what the odds are for this particular game.

Four point five, sir.

Oh, that means that we expect nothing less than five to nothing.

We are making progress sir.

The next time you call my phone, I want to hear six to nothing.

But, but sir.

Brand Manager.

Remind me of the outcome if that does not happen.

I will be fired.

Good.

I'm fired. I know, yeah.

No excuses, only results.

I miss you already.

Love you.

Debo, Debo.

You didn't tell me you come around here.

-Where are you going? -I'm going to the church.

How do you know that guy?

-You mean Fogo? -Yes.

-My baby boy. -Huh?

My boo.

-He's my boyfriend. Why? -Ah!

Nothing. I'm going to church.

-Look. -Hmm.

I've got gist. Let's go inside, I've got gist for you.

-Correct! -Really?

Correct gist.

Correct one.

First, let us go inside.

As a good father, huh.

I cannot allow this opportunity to pass you by.

I can't.

Do you understand? Are you listening to me?

See.

The bet company has promised to pay your tuition into the university.

The MD said so himself when he came to the house.

So, you should be happy.

I know we promised Mutiu you are going to play this game.

But who knows. Mutiu might be dead by now.

So, it doesn't really matter. Huh.

You get me, right?

You understand, right? Ehen.

Oh Lord, these people would need a miracle to win. God of Osaze

Look, get away from here.

This is really disastrous.

You know I'm the one playing on the field.

and Wonder boys are all trash.

Throwing away your tickets.

Get the hell away from here.

Faith as small as a mustard seed,

you don't have.

-They don't believe at all. -Foolish people.

There's no problem. You people should keep on watching.

What is wrong? The Prophetess is undressing.

This is sad

Dipo, the influencer has injured and is limping.

Everything is going wrong.

But the people of Ibadan are very resilient just like those in Warri.

Normally, in Warri, we would have won the game in no time.

Oh God! Totori FM has got your back.

We'll give you all the updates as they come.

Another goal?

You people should keep on watching.

…there's really little hope for Wonder Boys.

Match score is three-zero.

This soup is great.

So this is how far your powers reach?

If it's to slap a girl,

you will flex muscles.

-You stupid idiot. -Me?

Yes, I said it.

-Do you want to die? -I want to die.

Why don't you come and kill me.

Kill me in front of everyone. Kill me here.

You already said that if Wonder Boys don't win.

"I will kill your son."

Why don't you kill me? Kill me here!

Well, I changed my mind.

What do you want me to do now?

Yes what do you want?

You changed your mind?

And you know it's your people that will lose money

if Wonder Boys don't win. You changed your mind.

That's not my fucking business now.

What do I care?

If they like, they can die.

Their death is on themselves. That doesn't bother us.

-They lose their lives in vain. -Get out of here before

I tell my boys to deal with you.

Leave before I wet your head.

Do you think I don't know what you did?

I've warned this girl.

You can all see, I'm warning her now.

I'll splash you with water if you don't leave here.

You think I don't know what you did?

Look, what you thought you've hidden,

The money you went to hide. Do you think it's still there?

Boss, order me to slap this girl.

What did you say?

I said what you went to hide.

What you hid, do you think it's still there?

What's happening?

Here it is.

Fogo, what's happening?

-Ah. Princess? -Yes.

-Eh. Ah! -Ah.

Ah.

Sister.

Sister, it hasn't got to that point.

-It's not that hard. -Labake is now in charge.

-Two can play the game. -Eh.

Okay, you need to calm down. Sit down.

It is now your turn to ask Labake what she wants.

What do you want?

Mommy, please, calm down.

Always pass. Pass!

Pass the ball.

They will enter and help us play.

Go on!

Osaz, let me get some fuel.

I'll be right back.

Oh my God.

My Lord! This people would really need a miracle. God of Osaze

I'm sure you are,

you are ready to go now. Because we are done.

I'll just go back and…

Osaze!

Osaze!

Wonder Boys!

Now that this guy is in the game, let's see if anything will change.

Seems like he has been given a red card.

But now, Gidi Fc must change three of their star players.

Because they are injured.

I have told them, they did not answer.

-They will not answer. -Let Ajoke play.

Let me enter. I swear to God.

Leave the pitch!

Oh, if God can answer their prayers!

Let a miracle happen and Osaze just appears and wins the game.

Osaze!

-Osaze! -What?! My God!

-Osaze! -Osaze is here! Star boy!

Osaze!

Goal!

-Goal!

I told you Ibadan people do not relent like Warri people.

Warri people never give up.

Oh God! In life, everything is possible.

A general manager can be a carpenter. A barber…

Sit down! Sit down!

My God!

Huh? What am I seeing?

Goal!

Osaze has scored!

Yes.

Sir, it's me.

-And who are you? Huh? -Buntus.

Say what you want to say and stop introducing yourself.

I'm calling to let you know it's three um…

But I told you not to call me until, um…

-Three-two, sir. -Huh? What!?

-Huh? -Sir.

I'm trying. I'm trying.

If you see how I'm sweating on this pitch now.

Everybody now knows my name.

Buntus here, Buntus there. I'm trying my best.

But sir, don't lose hope. Do not lose hope. I have one last card.

-Thank God. -Sir.

Look.

Brand Manager, I will not fire you. Huh.

It is, the god of thunder that will fire you this time.

Wait, wait.

Take, take.

Madam. What are the scores now?

-Three-two, sir. -Three-two?

Yes, sir.

-Oh, thank God. -Yes sir.

Get out, who's referring to you?

Where's my phone?

Bring my phone and go and buy drink for me.

What is going on?

-Hey! -Hold on!

Who is this that tied a whole bed sheet or bathrobe here.

-Bring that ball there! Hey! -Hold on! Isn't that Eziego

aka Spinning money.

The man who makes things happen and lets money rain!

The CEO himself of Sure Banka betting company.

What is this again?

Isn't that Super Eagle player, Kareem Odumagbe?

-If you-- -What can you do?

-If you don't leave me, I'd slap you.

I'll slap you.

What brought him here?

Since he got injured how many years ago, we haven't seen him.

Things have got hard for some of our Nigerian VIP.

It's a goal!

This Ibadan God answereth by fire!

Since I was born,

I've never seen anything like this in my entire life!

This prophetess is not a joke. She's the real deal.

My God!

Hello, Auntie Labake.

I don't know what is wrong with your mom.

Her head has been hot all day.

Please be coming.

-Please, drive fast. -Don't worry. I'm sure she's all right.

Just calm down. She will be all right okay?

Hakeem said her entire body is hot! It's boiling.

That she cannot breath well.

Please, help me drive faster.

She will be fine. I hope we get there on time.

The game is getting tougher.

Anything can happen within these few minutes.

I just said it.

They've injured star boy

It seems ike we need to start praying.

Brand Manager. I hope the bets end at ninety minutes?

-Huh? -No, sir.

What is no sir?

Exactly what I was trying to explain to you the last time.

The clause.

The bet is active until a winner is declared.

Hey!

It's our Osaze

that is about to take the penalty.

See how tall the keeper is. Like Goliath.

Where is the ball? This is witchcraft in broad daylight.

Where's the ball?

It's a goal!

What a shock! The guy cleared the goal neatly.

Yes! yes! Oh my goodness!

-Wait, wait! Oh my god! -Oh no. Go slow, go slow.

How much did you say your money was again?

300k

300k? That's um…

That's over six million naira!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Winner oh!

Your mom can go to the hospital. You are fine.

I can pay for any hospital. Now drive fast!

Yes.

Hakeem you will not be cursed. Hakeem the good boy.

What a wonderful boy!

Changed my three hundred to six million.

-Drive fast. -We'll be there soon.

Congratulations to those that won, if you know what I'm saying.

But if you lost the bet, after using your life savings, I'm praying for you.

It's your girl, The real child of Warri. The only Warri girl in Ibadan.

Mommy! Ah!

Ajoke, you are awake.

Sorry.

-How are you? -I'm fine.

How about mom?

She has left us, Ajoke. Mommy has left us.

-Just calm down.

Mommy!

-Revolution Plus. -Yes.

I mean, you are millionaire now.

And they have something here in Ibadan.

And it's called Victoria's Court.

Somewhere on Iwo Road.

Yeah, right there.

Just looking at this, I can already picture your restaurant.

"OTA LENU" On the side of the road.

-Thank you. -You are welcome.

-Senator. Good afternoon, sir. -You recognize me?

There's no one that doesn't know you in all of Ibadan.

Oyo state in general.

That is nice.

-Sorry. -Thank you. Yes, sir.

I've heard about the miracles you've been

performing for the past few weeks.

Thank you, sir.

You have brought back our football team.

Ah, sir. That's not me. It's the Holy Spirit.

-Holy spirit? -Yes, sir.

Take.

Sir.

-Money. -Yes, money it is.

Ah.

I want you to help me talk to the Holy Spirit.

I want to know if I will win the upcoming gubernatorial election.

Ah. Ah.

Translated by Ayolope Koiki