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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,721 -The cops. -Oh, no! 2 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,853 Freeze! Freeze! 3 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,986 -What did I do? I'm an honest citizen. -Sure you are! 4 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,989 I'm trying to catch my tram. My wife's waiting for me. 5 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:22,826 One, two, one, two, one... 6 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:32,502 squad halt, right front, at ease. 7 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,256 One month later... 8 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,891 Hey, here I am! Move it! 9 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,018 -You sure took your time. -Hi. 10 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:51,772 -Norma my darling, are you fine? -Just fine. 11 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,649 Counselor, are we all set? 12 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,652 Proietti, the best I can do is to get you the minimum sentence. 13 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:59,613 Are you kidding? I haven't confessed yet. 14 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:04,618 Counselor, I gotta get outta here, now. 15 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,163 I've got a little job waiting for me out of this joint 16 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:10,916 and if it turns out right, I'll be set for life. 17 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,877 I met a guy in here 18 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,796 who told me something... 19 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,382 Hey, can't you yell quietly? 20 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,760 He's just told me my grandma has been asleep for the last five days... 21 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,262 Well, keep it down or you’ll wake her up! 22 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:26,390 Counselor, let’s find a legal loophole 'cause I gotta get out. 23 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:27,766 Get the penal code out. 24 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,395 Listen here, article 403 is no good. 25 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:36,358 Go to 117, page 128. 26 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,987 You're an old offender... if anything we might claim 521. 27 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:41,530 No, that's no good anymore. 28 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,367 We gotta claim 1 24 or 606. 29 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,619 How? You were caught red-handed. 30 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:48,912 Did you already forget about 1400? 31 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,289 What's this 1400? 32 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,374 1400... the model you wanted to steal... 33 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,918 steal? Are you crazy? 34 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:56,503 I don't even have a driver's license. 35 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,422 What are you doing? I see, 36 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,925 you did all you could do. I need a substitute. 37 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,302 I don't have any. 38 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:07,306 Not for you, for me. 39 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,933 I don't get mixed up in this kind of business! 40 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,185 Who's asking you? Go on, get lost. 41 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,313 Maybe I'll call you again when I need to draw my will. 42 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,689 -Norma... -Yes? 43 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,191 Listen here. Capannelle has 100,000 lira of mine. 44 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,568 Did you hear me? 45 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:22,571 That's to find someone who'll take the rap for me. 46 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,032 A scapegoat, D'you hear me? 47 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,327 You know that when I come out, if I pull that job, 48 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,454 I'll buy you a fur coat. 49 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:31,705 Marry me instead. 50 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,791 What? I'll get out of this short sentence to get life? 51 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,418 Are you crazy? 52 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,342 -Call Othello. -Why? 53 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:48,847 He’s gotta take the rap for someone else, 54 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,682 but just for a couple of months. 55 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,101 He's already in. They pinched him yesterday. 56 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,610 Watch it, grandpa, you blew my shot. 57 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:05,489 And you blew my eye out of its socket! Damn it all... 58 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,742 Tell me kid, do you know a guy called Mario, 59 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,369 who lives around here? 60 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,120 There are a thousand Marios around here. 61 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:14,831 Yes, but this one is a thief. 62 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,124 There are still a thousand. 63 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:27,886 How much for this? 64 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,763 stealing strollers now? 65 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,265 It's the only vehicle left with wheels and no alarm. 66 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,018 We gotta paint it or they’ll recognize it. 67 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:36,645 Is 3,000 lira all right? 68 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:39,648 Hey, Mario. I've been looking for you for the last two hours... 69 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,358 -May I? -Be my guest. 70 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,152 -Eight thousand. -No, take it away. 71 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:48,782 Listen up, I've got something for you. Cosimo needs a scapegoat. 72 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,034 Just fora few months, but very well paid. 73 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,495 If it’s a matter of a few months, why doesn't he serve them? 74 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,248 'Cause Avery big job came his way. 75 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,916 Are we set for 4,000, then? 76 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,294 4,000 and you throwin these three umbrellas. 77 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,380 Hey, it's a baby carriage, you know! 78 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,508 Fine, fine! 79 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,680 Are you winking at me? 80 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:14,182 Who's winking? I got hit in the eye. 81 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,642 Right, you got hit! 82 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,686 What are all the umbrellas for? 83 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:18,895 They're for my mother. 84 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:22,691 Holy cow! It always pours in your mother's 'hood! 85 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:23,817 No, she misleads them all the time. 86 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,527 Now she’ll have some extras and she'll stop bothering me. 87 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,904 so, what'd you say? 1 00,000 right away 88 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,698 and a little extra once the job’s done. 89 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:32,951 I'd go in myself, only I've taken the rap three times already. 90 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,954 If I'll show up again it's life. 91 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:45,213 It's not like I don't want to, 92 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,841 but what do I tell my mother, "see you, I'm off to prison"? 93 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,968 -Always your mother! -Mind your business! 94 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,928 You're already on your way there! 95 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,847 send the Sicilian guy, Cosimo's pal! 96 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,849 -Who's this Sicilian? -The small, skinny guy. 97 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,477 The one who keeps his sister under lock as if she were a relic? 98 00:07:58,686 --> 00:07:59,603 Ferribotte? 99 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,441 Michele. Michele, someone's at the door. 100 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,240 Into the kitchen and stay there 'til I tell you. 101 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:21,500 Who is it? 102 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,002 Friends... Mario and Capannelle. 103 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:32,010 Greetings. 104 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:33,303 Can’t we come in fora moment? 105 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:35,931 Impossible. My sister's in. 106 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,059 I don't want her to know about my business. 107 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:41,436 Besides, she's a minor and she's engaged. 108 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:42,395 And when's the wedding? 109 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,814 The dowry question needs to be settled. 110 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,691 she's gotta walk to the altar with the greatest honor. 111 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,193 she mustn't be denied a single thing. 112 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,320 see? Ferribotte is our man. 113 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,657 Well then, 100,000 lira would come in handy for the dowry. 114 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:56,326 Not here. 115 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,413 Carmelina, I'm going downstairs. 116 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:04,709 Let's hear. 117 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,355 I can't leave Carmelina on her own. 118 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,816 And what if the groom found out? Goodbye wedding. 119 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,484 He's from Abruzzi. 120 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,611 Those people from the North, they're full of airs. 121 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,739 so difficult finding a scapegoat these days! 122 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,369 Tiberio, the photographer... 123 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:40,996 He's in a very bad spot. 124 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,081 They’ve jailed his wife for cigarette smuggling. 125 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,750 That's right. Let's go see him. Move it. 126 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:50,380 Fine. I was looking for a scapegoat and I only find shepherds. 127 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,342 Mario, take out the umbrellas. Can’t you see it's raining? 128 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,261 Are you crazy? They’re going to get wet. 129 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,888 What did you get them for, then? 130 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,772 Tiberio. Hey! 131 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:19,909 We've got urgent business to discuss. 132 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,162 shush! The kid's sleeping. 133 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,122 I though it was some serious deal. 134 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,666 Of course! Lucky you, you don't have any! You'll see! 135 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,045 Can’t you get laces for those shoes instead of dragging them? 136 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,174 If he wakes up, I'll kill you! 137 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,176 It took me three hours to put him to sleep. 138 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,427 Big deal! 139 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:44,809 Quiet... quiet I told you! see, the slightest noise 140 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,686 irritates him, light irritates him... 141 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,688 he sleeps only in the darkroom... 142 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,566 -Did you hear about my wife? -No... 143 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,780 80,000 fine, for cigarette smuggling, commuted to three months. 144 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,450 Article 218. she's already served one and a half months. 145 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,954 such an unlucky year. I even had to sell my camera. 146 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,958 No little jobs on the horizon, some smuggling? 147 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,170 How about 1 00,000 lira without lifting a finger? 148 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,088 -1 00,000 lira? -Yes. 149 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:14,422 I could kiss you! 150 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,675 You’ve woken up the kid. 151 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,096 There he goes again. Have you lost it? 152 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,307 What are you doing?Watch it! You can cry your eyes out, I've had it! 153 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:29,604 He's so spoiled! so cute though! Have you ever seen him? 154 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:30,980 -No. -Come see him. 155 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,734 Cutie... come here daddy's darling. 156 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,362 Hey, we ain’t got no time to waste. 157 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,989 You're laughing now. What am I going to do with you? 158 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,366 What am I going to do? 159 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:42,951 You tell him. 160 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,595 Ferribotte, what's up with you, man? 161 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:06,766 Attempted theft of private property, Article 71 2:. six months. 162 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,895 I am not first time offender, so I'll get 9 months for 1 00,000 fine. 163 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,399 That means 1 2,000 lira a month. Big deal! 164 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,358 How much do you want? 165 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,862 No, we’re far off... stop it! 166 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,780 Get your hands off the baby food! 167 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,532 I understand you've lost your teeth, still... 168 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,412 And right now I really can't. Where would I leave the kid? 169 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,290 -In jail, with your wife. -Sure! 170 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,251 They’re well looked after in there. They've got the best nursery ever. 171 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:37,797 The best in all Rome. I still remember it. When I was three... 172 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:41,009 No, no, the kid'll go to jail when he's all grown up. 173 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,177 -And if he chooses. -Fine. 174 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,388 Guys, you'll never get an ex-con for 1 00,000 lira. 175 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,056 You need someone with a clean record. 176 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,517 someone with a clean record? Who knows someone like that? 177 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,688 Actually, I do know someone... 178 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:54,939 Who? 179 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:59,819 I understand it's almost April, but why should I play the fool? 180 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,197 You're always broke. 181 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,407 And you still owe me for those passport pictures. 182 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,910 Hey, do you or do you not read the papers. 183 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,789 I'm favored, and if I win I might even be a contender. 184 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,791 sure, contend what? 185 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,667 With that spare tire around your waist. 186 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,340 Are you Cosimo's moll? 187 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,591 Yea, why? 188 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,719 Well then, it must have been a while since... 189 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:26,846 Get lost. 190 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,434 Over here. 191 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,065 If we each put in a little something, we might make it. 192 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:38,733 -How much? -There are five of us. 1 0,000 lira a head. 193 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,069 Marchetti and Picchioni. Come on, it's your turn. 194 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,487 Coming. 195 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:50,703 What do you want? 196 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,622 Will 1 50,000 do? 197 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,249 We'll rustle up 50,000. 198 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,708 I can't. 199 00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:00,380 I'd be barred from the ring, understand? 200 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,216 Take it easy. You have no record. 201 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,468 You could get out on probation. At most, you'll get six months. 202 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,262 Listen, read the papers tomorrow morning. 203 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,889 You’ll find me in the sports pages, 204 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,392 and my opponent in the obituaries. 205 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,105 Hey, doll, come on inside. I'll show you who's got the spare tire. 206 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,489 Bravo. That was a really great idea! 207 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,284 Do you think a beefcake like him, would ever play the scapegoat? 208 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:42,046 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 209 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,799 Bringing the self-confessed criminal. 210 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:54,809 Your Honor, when I read that a poor old man was languishing in jail, 211 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:58,146 my conscience got the best of me. I'm here to confess my crime. 212 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,398 It was me, it was me the scoundrel, 213 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,693 that forced the car door and ran away. 214 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,570 Your Honor, this man is innocent. 215 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,571 -Oh, it’s you! -I'm the one. 216 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:10,408 You scum. I had to go through the humiliation of been jailed, 217 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,035 because of you. 218 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,829 -I got thirteen months. -Courage. 219 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,457 Thirteen months I got. Me, an honest man. 220 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,667 A poor family man... a sick, old man... 221 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,711 And all because of you! Jude! 222 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,717 I might deserve your contempt but I'm imploring you to forgive me. 223 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,595 I even went to the Chapel of Divine Love. 224 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,222 Please, help me clean this slate and start anew, please. 225 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,351 All right, all right. If you’ve made amends, I'll forgive you. 226 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,852 No hard feelings. 227 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,228 Thank you, thanks. 228 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,104 Are you done? 229 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,230 Yes, your Honor, yes. 230 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,482 Fine. Lock them up... both of them. 231 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,069 One, two, one, two, one... 232 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,744 squad halt, right front, at ease. 233 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,208 Wait, wait. 234 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,254 Damn. It was you, you! 235 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,387 No, here we’re all honest. Put out your hand. Wait, wait. 236 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,266 What are you waiting for? 237 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,857 Cutie pie, if you don’t give back the dough, 238 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,110 you'll sleep with the fishes. Got it? 239 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,780 I don't think so. 240 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,991 Listen, you coward... 241 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:37,286 Hey Cosimo, why did I get the dough? To get locked up. 242 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:38,746 I am locked up. 243 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,166 And why did I give you the money? To get out. Am I out? 244 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,420 -Well, what do you want? -scram. 245 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,672 You could have kept it up a little better. 246 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,674 It's obvious you've never seen any innocent people. I'm telling you. 247 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,802 Is it my fault? You were pathetic. 248 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,263 such a shame! What would you do outside anyway? 249 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,181 At least here, they'll feed you for free. 250 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,309 Fine. You filthy beast. 251 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,521 I had a little job to take care of if I got out. 252 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,606 No risks involved and major payoff. 253 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,026 And instead, because of you, everything has gone up in smoke! 254 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:11,529 What little job? 255 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:17,160 This Cosimo will tell you for sure! so you can go and steal my plan? 256 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:22,123 And when you get out... Oh, pretty boy, scram, scram! 257 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,168 I can't even think about it. You know how the adage goes. 258 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,919 Think about it twice and you're a cuckold. 259 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,755 Cuckold?! You're talking to me, you dirty... 260 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,673 Let go or I'll kill you. 261 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,551 How dare you? You're talking to me? 262 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,054 Chow, boys. Chow. 263 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,431 Pasta and beans. 264 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,918 This is the 1:45 to Ancona. 265 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,464 Who gives a damn? 266 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,929 May your father and mother drop dead if you have a cigarette 267 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,181 and aren't sharing. 268 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,353 All orphans here, I see... 269 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,108 Pass the bottle I want to have a puff. 270 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:34,737 Move. 271 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,242 Look, they've got their sentence. 272 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,955 Jailed for stealing hay. 273 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,582 They seem pretty beat. 274 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,008 The poor things must have gotten a good licking! 275 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,899 -Go ask... -You, go. 276 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,235 Boy, are you tired! 277 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,237 I bet you can't wait to die, so you can rest forever. 278 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,915 How many? A few months? 279 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,417 Years. 280 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,419 Three years... 281 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,809 I guess you’re happy now, aren’t you? 282 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,561 -How can it be? -Right! 283 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,313 -I'd like our lawyer's opinion. -sure. 284 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,441 Counselor... oh, come here... What's up? 285 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,152 Lawyer?This is your lawyer? 286 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,655 Get away, damn it, all is lost now. 287 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:05,953 Three years. Three years... Oh, my poor mother. Damn it all. 288 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,205 It's not my fault! 289 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:11,083 And 1 50,000 lira. My poor, poor mother! 290 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:12,668 Well, no. 291 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,420 You've buried me alive, that's what you've done! 292 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:18,925 Come on, be a man! Where's all your courage? 293 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,468 sure... 294 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,179 What about me? You call me lucky? 295 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,430 Don’t you touch me. 296 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,976 -Peppe, come on, don't give in. -Sure. 297 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,561 I'll take care of your mother... 298 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,981 if, when I get out I pull off that job, you'll see... 299 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,318 If I were out right now, damn it all! 300 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:42,573 still thinking about that deal. some stupid lousy idea, I bet you... 301 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,116 stupid, eh? 302 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,120 Last month I met a bricklayer in here. He was being transferred. 303 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,248 He'd stabbed his brother-in-law. 304 00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:54,502 He told me he'd just finished building a very thin partition wall... 305 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,754 one of those you could poke open with your finger... 306 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:57,713 so? 307 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,968 Between a... a dining room and pawnshop. 308 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:06,514 And what do you think there was in this room?The crib! 309 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,599 What? 310 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:13,604 The crib. The safe for the jewels! The crib! 311 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,523 Now you tell me whose rotten luck is it? Yours or mine? 312 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,109 Right... this makes me sleep easier! 313 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,654 And... and how were you gonna get into the apartment? 314 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,157 Knocking? "May I come in? I have a hole to drill..." 315 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,618 What do you mean, how would I get in? 316 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:28,911 Through the coal bin, of course. 317 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:33,666 The apartment is vacant. An unsplit inheritance, 318 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,544 the usual formalities, legalities, courts proceedings. 319 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,923 Vacant, understand? While here I am, locked up. 320 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:43,426 Where is it? 321 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,803 Via delle Madonne. 322 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,808 You know what I say? 323 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:51,767 What? 324 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,770 sounds like a good sting. 325 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,273 I like it. 326 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,816 Where are you going? 327 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:05,197 I got a year... on probation. All my best. see you! 328 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,950 Drop dead, you cowardly scumbag! 329 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:12,580 The news traveled fast. 330 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,083 Capannelle! 331 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,837 What's going on? 332 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,464 -He's getting out. -What? 333 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,090 -He's getting out. -Who? Cosimo? 334 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:26,469 No, Peppe. He’s got to give us back the money now. 335 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,430 For sure, or we’ll beat him up. 336 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:32,725 You tell Tiberio. I'll tell Ferribotte. see ya! 337 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,226 Leave it to me! 338 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,120 Who's there? 339 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,128 Michele. I forgot my keys. 340 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:11,847 But you're pretty. 341 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,477 I heard you never get out 'cause you’re ugly. 342 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,897 I don't know you. Leave. Michele is due back any minute now. 343 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,778 I hope so. I have something very important to tell him. 344 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,115 But first I'll tell him I'm going to turn him in for kidnapping... 345 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,992 I understand keeping a girl under lock and key in Sicily. 346 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,536 There's nowhere to go there! 347 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,538 Nothing but rocks and cacti down there... 348 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,542 Cactus is probably what grows in your backyard! 349 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:43,295 I wish. Only mushrooms there! I live in a basement. 350 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,548 It serves you right, talking that way about Sicily! 351 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:49,385 Just joking. My name is Mario. Mario Angeletti. And yours? 352 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:50,678 Carmela. 353 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:55,307 You don't say! All Sicilian women are called Carmela. But tell me... 354 00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,310 do you really like being always locked up in the house? 355 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:03,315 sometimes I get out. I go to the graveyard. 356 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,526 That’s fun for sure. 357 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,529 I visit my mother. 358 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,826 I'm a real ass, sorry! 359 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:19,790 It's all right. And your mother, is she still with you? 360 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:20,958 What? 361 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,042 Is she alive? 362 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,711 Oh, yes, yes, for sure she is. 363 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,087 Michele! Hurry! 364 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,478 Carmela, get decent. Your fiance is here. 365 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:48,444 I am presentable. 366 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,113 Come in. 367 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,200 May I? Good morning. 368 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,993 see if there is any coffee. 369 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,632 This question of the mattresses doesn't add up. 370 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,759 My mother says it's up to the bride. 371 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,385 What about the reception?! 372 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,262 Reception and banquet, we split. 373 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,515 There's another question my mother wants cleared. 374 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,267 she doesn't understand what business you're in. 375 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:24,021 What's that got to do with it? I'm... I'm a citrus fruit salesman. 376 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,397 Citrus? Would that Bethe company? 377 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,649 I'm sorry. 378 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:29,652 What’s that? 379 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,988 You wait here, I get this. 380 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:43,749 -Desiderio... -What? 381 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,918 -Come with me. -Fine. 382 00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:57,680 -Wait here. -All right. 383 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,183 They are releasing Peppe the boxer. 384 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:02,560 We've gotta get our money back. 385 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,562 God, I run like crazy... I'm all out of breath. 386 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:29,545 How are you doing, troublemaker? 387 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,338 Fine. 388 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,300 Outwith the money. 389 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,470 Why?What money. 390 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,058 Can’t you remember why I got it? 391 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,062 To go in, instead of Cosimo, right? 392 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,235 Right, and now you make sure you book a bed in the ER, 393 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,445 'cause we're sending you straight there. 394 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,363 You're tough. Four against one? 395 00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:57,990 Yeah, but we'll beat you up just once! 396 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:00,618 Why? You should be happy to see me. 397 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,996 Wait a minute, wait. Easy. 398 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,123 What’s the matter? Don’t you trust me? 399 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,751 What is it you want? 400 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,129 I'm... I'm... in charge of the deal... 401 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,590 Cosimo told me. 402 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,009 What are you doing with that bottle? Put it down! 403 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,636 What do you mean, Cosimo told you? 404 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,639 sure he did. The sting, we'll tackle it together. 405 00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:24,892 I... I was coming to see you. No need for... watch it... 406 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,645 You're a sly one, aren’t you? 407 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,648 Fine, fine. Forget it and let's get down to... Cut it out. 408 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,483 That's the baby's biscuits. 409 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,987 You're all so suspicious I shouldn’t tell you a thing. 410 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:41,241 Fine. Prick up your ears. To pull this one off 411 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,785 we've gotta prepare everything beforehand, 412 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,536 calculate everything scientifically. 413 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:46,413 Do you remember Via delle Madonne? 414 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:47,247 Yeah. 415 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,667 Well, there's a pawnshop there. Know it? 416 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:52,002 sure I do! They even got my sheets there. 417 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,672 We're not talking about sheets now. We're talking jewelry. 418 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,174 You're not thinking of breaking in, then and there, 419 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,676 in the middle of the street? 420 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,804 Of course not! We'll get there through a vacant apartment. 421 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:07,059 There - those are the windows. Right? 422 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,312 And that's the door. 423 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:11,563 Pick lock? 424 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,692 No. No lock picking, we'd be exposed for too long. 425 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:16,276 There's a safer way. Follow me. 426 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:25,661 Over there, on the right, see the coal bin? 427 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,080 We'll go in through there. 428 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,665 And where do we come out? 429 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:33,293 I'll explain later. Capannelle, pretend to tie your shoe laces 430 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,920 and checkout that padlock. 431 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,422 My shoes don't have laces. 432 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,091 Fine. Ferribotte, please. 433 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:55,232 8 mm pliers will do. 434 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,736 There. From the coal bin we come out there... 435 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:01,613 go down... 436 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:06,118 take that stairway, see? 437 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,247 Then up through the roof. 438 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,751 Another little iron ladder this time. 439 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,587 And from there, we come up to the terrace. 440 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:17,629 Just like an elevator. 441 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:18,505 -What then? -Wait: 442 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,132 move over so you can see well. 443 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,135 There, did you get to the terrace? 444 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:24,136 I hope so. 445 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,514 Now we go across the skylight- 446 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:32,644 quietly, everybody's asleep, nobody hears us- 447 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,774 and we get to that window, the one with the bars. 448 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:39,860 What do you see there? 449 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:45,282 The crib... The crib! 450 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,410 sure, but you must be crazy. sawing the bars? 451 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:54,291 Who said anything about sawing? Look at that window... on the left... 452 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:56,668 Well? 453 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,130 Well, I told you it's a walk in the park. 454 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:06,887 so? That's the vacant apartment's window. Look, there it is. 455 00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:11,642 We go in... there's a partition wall that's a pushover... 456 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,061 and there we are: crib's room. 457 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:16,188 Nice and easy with all those millions waiting for us. 458 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,523 -What? Millions? -Millions! 459 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:18,941 Quiet! 460 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:23,153 Capannelle though, he can't come with us. 461 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:26,657 -Why not? -Look at you, dressed that way! 462 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:28,826 sportswear. 463 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:30,953 sportswear, my ass! You're in thief's uniform! 464 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,956 -You'll have us arrested that way! -We'll end up in jail for sure. 465 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,833 How do we open the safe? With the magic combination? 466 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,167 What kind of photographer are you? 467 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:38,585 What's that got to do with anything? 468 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:40,963 It follows. To everybody, the job he's best suited for. 469 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:43,465 That's how the 'scientific' method works. 470 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,677 You set up here, 471 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,971 with your camera and that thing that gets things close... 472 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:49,972 The telephoto lens. 473 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,474 Yes, that one. Wait for the employee to open the safe 474 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,685 and snap his every move. 475 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,229 Then we call a safe expert. 476 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,981 Dante Cruciani is the best. 477 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,442 Dante Cruciani, for instance. We'll show him the film, and that's it. 478 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:03,694 Great idea! 479 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,113 By the way, my camera is gone. 480 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,490 so what? At Porta Portese they have all the cameras you need. 481 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,825 But I'm flat broke! 482 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,118 Were you thinking of buying it? 483 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:13,620 Just work with me. We’ll handle it. 484 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:23,755 You're bound to make a good impression on your cousin 485 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,133 with this painting. Don’t you think? 486 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,886 Well, I really couldn't say... 487 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:33,015 see, see here, it has depth to it. see this tree here. 488 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:36,351 It's a very tasteful gift. Genteel, almost. 489 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,646 This cypress shooting up into the sky, 490 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:43,859 the pleasantness of the countryside, the ducks, the pretty dame? 491 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:45,986 And, look, signed by Raphael. 492 00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:49,364 Yes, but Raphael De Santis... 493 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:52,159 For a thousand lira, what do you want? A real Raphael? 494 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,369 Well. I wouldn't know, 495 00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:56,663 but a gift should always be the best one can pick. 496 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:59,041 Come now. For a thousand lira, it's a... steal. 497 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:00,667 That’s true. 498 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:19,561 Cute, these aprons. Let me have three. 499 00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:21,021 I think for my mother they’re just fine. 500 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,773 -All three of them? -Yes, those. All three alike. 501 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,024 The ones with Donald Duck. 502 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:24,900 I got it. 503 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,704 shut up and pay attention. There’s the safe. 504 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,081 The crib! 505 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:41,333 Quiet, I have to focus it. I was trying to focus it. 506 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,835 It's moving. I was setting up the shot... 507 00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:47,464 It's all blurred. 508 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,841 Well kids, the camera is old, the lens is old, 509 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,218 this ain't Hollywood, you know. 510 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,304 -And who's the kid? -Who is it? 511 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:56,556 -It's my kid, I shot a few trial frames at home. -He's cute! 512 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:57,975 -Really cute! -Cutie! 513 00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,601 But he's crying. Why is he crying so much? 514 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:02,604 Daddy's boy! Look what a close up he got. 515 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:06,358 Look closely, now he gets up... goes to the safe... look closely... 516 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,860 Watch what he's doing now... and see what a shot I got! 517 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,451 We've even got the pants in the shot. 518 00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:17,869 Filming the underpants adds to the shot... What did you do? Go on, go! 519 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,246 You're wasting our time. 520 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:24,251 It can happen. Now it's coming up again. shut up. Here it is. 521 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:24,960 And what's that supposed to be? 522 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:25,502 -What did you do? -I shot it in over two days. 523 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,005 -Cute, though. -The kid, does he cry all the time? 524 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:28,630 I don't believe this. 525 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,132 I had enough. Who cares about the kid, really! 526 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,259 -And who's this guy? -The bartender. 527 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,219 Who gives a damn about the bartender? 528 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:36,263 I wasn't the one to send for coffee, you know! 529 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,100 There's a lady coming in now with a watch. she puts it down, 530 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:43,270 he picks it up, takes it to the safe. Here she comes, see? 531 00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:46,982 -Hey, look, it's your watch Capanne', look. -What? 532 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:52,154 Quiet, now he gives her the receipt. There. see, now? 533 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,489 Watch carefully now, this is it. Here it comes. 534 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:55,907 It's skipping. 535 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,785 It skips because it's old; we got it at Porta Portese. 536 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:05,876 The combination, watch it, watch... 537 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:14,843 -All the money we’ve invested! -Money? I stole it! 538 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:20,057 Be quiet... so Dante, what do you think? 539 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:30,984 -As a movie? It's lousy. -Thanks a lot! 540 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,111 -Did you hear that? -sure I did. 541 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,364 But what I got to see, it's better than nothing at all. 542 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:40,243 so... The safe: it's a Commodoro 50 model, 543 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,329 and not a particularly difficult one. 544 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:43,955 It's in the bag then! 545 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,083 Who's that? Ferribotte? 546 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:50,128 Ah, the job at Foro Pancrazio, via Merulana, 1952? 547 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,880 No, I didn't get the honor. 548 00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:55,967 'Til last year I was in plumbing with Armando Lucherini. 549 00:34:56,385 --> 00:35:00,013 Ah, little Armando, he knows the tools of his trade, all right. 550 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,014 And so? 551 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:07,395 Well, boys, it's 50,000 for my services. 552 00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:09,022 -Are we understood? -Oh, God. 553 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:10,398 -What did he just say? -Exorbitant. 554 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:11,775 -And in advance! -Fifty thousand! 555 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:20,492 So it was up to Mario to come up with the money. 556 00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:55,527 Mario, it's you! 557 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:56,903 Ada! 558 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,196 How are things? 559 00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,322 Not too bad. 560 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:02,159 Ada, come see who’s here. 561 00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:04,327 Mario's here! 562 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,288 Hi, my beautiful big mamma. How are you? 563 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:07,205 Fine, and you? 564 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,290 Fine, fine. 565 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,585 Let me look at you. How ugly you’ve become... 566 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:12,544 What do you mean 'ugly'? 567 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:13,962 Assunta. Assunta. 568 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,422 I bet you Mario's here. 569 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,926 I knew it. There he is. Mario! 570 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:23,180 Ciao, my beautiful big mamma. 571 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,099 You're looking good. 572 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:29,311 Let's take another look. You look so run down. 573 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,605 -No. -sure you are. You're so run down. 574 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,232 What do you mean 'run down'? He doesn't look it to me. 575 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:35,984 -The last one to see you, right? -Hi, mom. 576 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,361 -I need to have a word with you. -How are you? 577 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,072 -Are you back? -Quiet, don't shout. 578 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,993 -Take off your coats. -Wash your hands. 579 00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:47,871 What did he tell her? That he wants to have a word? 580 00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:49,998 Why her? Don't we count for anything? 581 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,254 -Did something happen? -No. 582 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,508 He says he's here for his bank book. 583 00:37:00,843 --> 00:37:04,512 I need some money to buy a coat. I'm cold. 584 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:06,514 We’ll take care of it. 585 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:09,267 The countess will give us one of her capes. 586 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,602 she's got a storage room full. 587 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:14,272 Can you picture me in one of those capes? I've had enough of them. 588 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:17,901 He's right. Mario is a man now, and he needs a real coat. 589 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,156 When are they going to get new ones? 590 00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:25,909 This here is the hole I made to hide my cigarettes in! 591 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:30,288 Now, tell me, Mario... You're not unemployed, are you? 592 00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:34,542 No, I work... now and then, but I work. 593 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:37,671 Why is it you can't get a steady job? 594 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,422 You're a certified cabinetmaker. 595 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,549 Right, certified. 596 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:44,928 I know what it is. He's ashamed to show the diploma he got from here. 597 00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:50,517 Why does it have to say 'orphanage'... charitable institution? 598 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,310 What kind of a diploma is that? It's like being branded a son of a... 599 00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:58,692 Mario, listen. We'll lend you the money for the coat, 600 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,443 but you're keeping your hands off your savings. 601 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,406 No, in that case I'll do without it. 602 00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:12,831 Of all the brats that pass through here, 603 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:15,417 why am I the only one you put up with? 604 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,964 Don’t worry, I'll put the money back. 605 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,092 I have some friends, and if all goes well 606 00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:25,719 I'll take all three of you away from here. 607 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,106 Every safe is a thing unto itself. 608 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,609 some have crossed bars, 609 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:45,238 some are triangular, and others circular. 610 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:48,700 All of them, however, are made so that the lock 611 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:49,701 doesn't have any openings around it. 612 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,995 Hey, what are you doing? Eating? 613 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:56,249 Just pay a little attention, right? You can eat during recess. 614 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:02,130 Now, one way to opening them is by using dynamite. 615 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:05,508 The system preferred by the famous Fu Cimin. 616 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,136 Fu-Ci-Min? Who is he? A Chinese guy? 617 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,013 What Chinese? He was Venetian. 618 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:13,350 Fo means... 'the late', Cimin is his surname, see? 619 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,644 The poor guy got blown up with the safe. 620 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:22,150 Therefore, I'm ruling out this method out right, OK? 621 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:28,615 -so let's carry on. As I was saying... -Dante Cruciani? Checking on you. 622 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,867 Oh poor me, the cops, the cops... 623 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:33,995 Here I am, sergeant. 624 00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:39,167 Rascals! scoundrels! 625 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:42,170 If I catch one of them I'll beat him black and blue! 626 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:46,925 Rascals! They almost gave me a heart attack. 627 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,552 I thought it was unlikely. He did stop by yesterday. 628 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:55,308 Right, listen here... Most safes have three or four locks. 629 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,060 Only one matters, though. 630 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,561 And now do we know which one it is? 631 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:01,689 How do you know, eh? Drill a little hole and insert a pipe! 632 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,817 I see... 633 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,402 You fill the safe with water... 634 00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:06,194 Water? 635 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,029 ...from the lock that... water, water... 636 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:12,700 from the lock that spills the watery... liquid... let's say... 637 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,077 that's the good one. 638 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,203 But, is it practical? 639 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:16,079 No. 640 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,456 Guys, let's clarify one thing right now. 641 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,918 No method is 1 00 percent sure when dealing with safes. 642 00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:27,340 There's one and only one guarantee: the circular saw. 643 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:31,428 And now let's move on to some practical exercise 644 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:34,097 with a dummy safe... 645 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:42,480 Here we are. see all these holes? These are all timings studied by me. 646 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:49,362 Watch it now. Fu Cimin system... dynamite... 647 00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:56,619 Notice the perfection, and the diameter of this orifice here, 648 00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:57,620 one hour and fifteen minutes! 649 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:58,621 One hour and fifteen minutes! 650 00:40:58,831 --> 00:40:59,956 Right! Right... 651 00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:06,004 In those times! Industrially powered saw, fifty kilos of metal. 652 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,130 Right, goodbye! 653 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,506 No, no... no, absolutely out of the question. 654 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:15,388 Well, look at this other hole, Wolgemut, German, handsaw. 655 00:41:16,515 --> 00:41:20,727 With a lot of elbow grease you might swing it in three hours. 656 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,979 Have you got three hours? 657 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:27,233 Tonight we're sorting out the watches 658 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:29,277 to study the movements in the building, 659 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:32,655 the store's hours, very scientific you know. 660 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:35,408 still, we should have three hours clean. 661 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:41,289 Now let's go ahead with the job... in corpore vili... You. 662 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:42,290 What? 663 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,918 Take the oil can and lubricate. 664 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:50,173 Lubrication must be continuous and uninterrupted. 665 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:52,300 I'd rather not get mixed up with these technicalities... 666 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,134 Go ahead! 667 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:56,638 Dante Cruciani. Checking on you. 668 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,934 Rascals. If I catch one of them I'll make him black and blue. 669 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:04,395 Ready? Go ahead. All ready? 670 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,189 It's 5:35 pm. 671 00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:07,148 You tell us tomorrow. 672 00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:08,525 I'm going, OK? 673 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,904 Dad, dad the sergeant is here. 674 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:16,449 Oh, God, God I'm done for. Hide the safe. 675 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:20,453 Cruciani! Where are you? 676 00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:23,581 Cruciani! Are you there? 677 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:31,839 Boys! What's up? 678 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:34,217 It’s the pretty ladies' soap... 679 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:38,304 -Hello, Sarge. -Sarge, how are you? 680 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:42,976 Hello, Sarge, just doing a little laundry, see? 681 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,368 Excuse me, have you got a match? 682 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,997 You could have showed up a little earlier. 683 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:06,332 You know I've got the kid, damn it! 684 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:11,379 The doorman opens up at six, then he cleans the stairway, 685 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,217 starting from the top floor. 686 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:18,011 The pawnshop opens at eight... Thanks. 687 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:26,102 Listen here. The tobacconist opens at 8 am too. 688 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,146 Gimme back my matches. 689 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,983 Take this... cutie! 690 00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:35,528 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! 691 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,614 Buy two bars of butter! 692 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,617 If you don't have enough money tell them to put it on the account. 693 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:41,743 But hurry! 694 00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:44,495 Isn't that our apartment? 695 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,747 Yes, and there are people in it. 696 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:48,625 It's over. 697 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:54,380 It was a tough set back, but our heroes didn't give up. 698 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:58,051 The owners are two old spinsters. They never leave the house. 699 00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,677 That's really good news. 700 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,138 You shut your mouth! Kept watch all day 701 00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:03,556 and didn't notice a thing! 702 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:07,560 But every Thursday they go to oversee their vineyards in Genzano. 703 00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:09,020 Leaving the house unattended? 704 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,772 No, the little maid stays back. 705 00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:11,773 And she's hot. 706 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,027 I got it, I got it. Whenever there’s a pretty girl, 707 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:19,280 sooner or later, Peppe finds his way in. 708 00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:37,715 such apples, such apples! sweet like molasses! 709 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:42,720 Ehi, do you remember this song? Miss?Miss, may I carry your bags? 710 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:43,846 Ehi, she's dumb. 711 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,474 No, she's not, right? You can’t just leave. Listen. 712 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,308 You're gorgeous! 713 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,102 If you don't leave now, I'll smash your head with my bag! 714 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:50,978 she is sour and... sweet. 715 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:52,980 Leave me alone or I'll call the police. 716 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,857 Good, so we get locked up together. 717 00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:58,111 Well? What's this? 718 00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:01,823 Where do you live? This is a civilized country! 719 00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:05,076 This is none of your business. 720 00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:06,619 shame on you! 721 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:07,745 see you! 722 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,252 Mother of God! 723 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:16,087 You bully! Let MEGO, you're breaking my arm. 724 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:18,131 This hurts! Good God, I'm sorry! 725 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:19,757 What are you doing? He wasn’t doing anything! Let them go! 726 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:22,510 Just go, quickly! 727 00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:24,262 Let's go, let's go, he's strong! 728 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,267 -D'you hurt 'em, poor things? -They deserved it. 729 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,895 May I? Pierluigi Capannelle, accountant. 730 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,647 Are you from up North too? 731 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:37,150 Padua... well, I really must go now. 732 00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:37,859 Why? 733 00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,778 My fiance is waiting. He's off duty. 734 00:45:41,029 --> 00:45:43,656 He's a captain, but next month he'll be promoted lieutenant. Goodbye. 735 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:57,170 Miss, miss! 736 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:00,923 Could I see you again? 737 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:04,302 What? Not today. I'm expecting my fiance from Brescia... 738 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:06,554 I say! How many fiances have you got? 739 00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:07,430 Three. 740 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:13,519 And with all... all your workload... you find time for all three of them? 741 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:14,812 What workload? 742 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:19,066 Well... your shopping. Don't you go shopping? 743 00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:22,820 I do it because it's fun, I lend my aunts a hand, 744 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:23,905 as I'm staying with them. 745 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:25,907 You see, my father’s a colonel. 746 00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,951 Ah, I see, all in the army then? 747 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:34,457 No, my father is... what D'you call it? In the alpine corps. 748 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,960 The alpine corps. Good, good. In the North we're, 749 00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:40,546 we're all in the alpine corps, right? 750 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,174 Hello. 751 00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:48,221 It's only that, when you're a salesman 752 00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:51,682 traveling all the time, your accent gets contaminated. 753 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,100 But traveling is so nice, right? 754 00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:58,105 Right, but putting down roots too. Me, I am a gypsy. 755 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:05,863 It's ugly Miss, you know, to be lonely, defenseless... 756 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,116 Defenseless yes, but you’re nice and strong right? 757 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,619 Well, yes... I do train. 758 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:14,497 You're not a boxer, right? so gruesome... 759 00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:19,752 No, no, no! What boxing! Tennis, golf, polo... 760 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,381 I say, you know how to punch even without having learned to box. 761 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,883 That's not it; those two were two dirty low lives. 762 00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:30,888 No... no... it's not like I despise the lower classes. 763 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:34,642 I like them a lot. Actually, the lower the better. 764 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,896 ...I like... I like maids too... 765 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:40,147 Good! 766 00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:45,027 Let's say you were a maid. I would like you all the same. 767 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:47,029 That is so generous of you. 768 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:49,031 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! What are you doing? 769 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,157 Coming. 770 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:52,368 Who's that? 771 00:47:52,911 --> 00:47:57,415 He's... he's my boyfriend's attendant... Goodbye. 772 00:47:57,916 --> 00:47:59,166 Could... could we meet tomorrow? 773 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:03,170 No, not tomorrow. Sunday, four o'clock, here. Right? Goodbye. 774 00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:09,552 so, what's up with that one? 775 00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:10,928 Nothing. He's my cousin. 776 00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:11,804 Right. Your cousin! 777 00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:12,930 Let's go so you can give me a hand with the shopping. 778 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,015 Let's go, let's go. 779 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,934 But Peppe and his friends didn't take into account that now 780 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:22,189 and then in Italy there's a general pardon... 781 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,086 steer. 782 00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:54,931 Kid, come here... let me in... follow that car... 783 00:48:58,602 --> 00:48:59,727 Enough! 784 00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:03,981 Go, that one, go, C'mon. There it is... bump it! 785 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,864 Hurry! There he is, run him down! 786 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,496 Get off, you rotter! Get off! 787 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,958 If you wanna speak with me, get an appointment. 788 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,084 Appointment? 789 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,378 Get your hands off me! Get lost! Take your hands off me. Go away! 790 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:26,754 I'll give you the appointment! Coward, come out! 791 00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:30,216 Move Nicoletta! Leave me alone! ...and stop it! 792 00:49:30,884 --> 00:49:32,009 Where are you running off to? I'll kill you! 793 00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:32,885 Nicoletta! Here, grab! 794 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:35,638 What are you doing? It's loaded! 795 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:38,724 stop! You coward! 796 00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:41,602 Mind! There are live caps in it. 797 00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:42,895 Don't move! I’ll kill you, you know! 798 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,650 Are you crazy?You're blinding me! 799 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:49,860 Cosimo, stop! What are you doing? 800 00:49:50,028 --> 00:49:52,029 You get out of the way. You went off with him! 801 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,031 Do you want to compromise yourself? 802 00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:54,865 stop it! Let me go! 803 00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:56,409 -Cosimo, don't play the fool. -A fool? 804 00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:58,244 st... st... stay with us. Let's work together. 805 00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:58,995 With you? 806 00:49:59,162 --> 00:49:59,996 We are all friends, right? 807 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,122 shut your mouth, slut! 808 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,499 -Get lost! You old man! -Old man? 809 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:04,625 -You're old and you're acting all cocky! -Me?You're calling me old? 810 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,920 Careful, or I'm going to kill you, you know! 811 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:29,025 Cosimo, I don't bear any grudges, 812 00:50:30,652 --> 00:50:31,944 if you wanna stay with us 813 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:34,071 and get your share. 814 00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:46,709 Cosimo, he never just got his slice. 815 00:50:47,335 --> 00:50:48,961 Well, then, I'm sorry, 816 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:52,590 but here we follow Menga's laws. 817 00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:58,304 You're a dirty bunch. 818 00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:22,995 Who is it? 819 00:51:24,372 --> 00:51:26,749 Michele, I forgot my keys. 820 00:51:34,132 --> 00:51:35,091 Just a moment... 821 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:46,769 This'll teach you a lesson for next time. 822 00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:49,897 Ah, it'll teach me a lesson, eh? While you... 823 00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:52,399 Come closer, I want to ask you something. 824 00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:53,484 What? 825 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,779 I want to tell you that I don't like you marrying that peasant. 826 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:58,864 How dare you! 827 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:08,916 God, this hurts! God, God, God... 828 00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:11,377 -Did I hurt you? -Yes... 829 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,265 Meanwhile Cosimo was thinking of revenge:. Peppe and his friends 830 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:28,936 would not enjoy the fruit of their betrayal. 831 00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:06,348 We're closed. 832 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:07,683 Just a moment. 833 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:12,605 Here you go, ma'am. 834 00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:27,494 Do you know it? 835 00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:33,751 sure I know it. It's a small caliber Baretta, in very poor condition. 836 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,002 One thousand lira. 837 00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:38,756 Well? 838 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:33,519 Wanna dance? 839 00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,187 No. I've taken a pledge. 840 00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:47,574 Well... maybe... you like me 'cause you’re an extrovert, 841 00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:51,078 my opposite. 842 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,582 I, on the other hand, internalize. 843 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:59,920 Maybe 'cause I've always been alone, I've suffered a lot in my life. 844 00:55:02,924 --> 00:55:07,553 Happiness is like a flower that, you p-p-pluck only once. 845 00:55:12,225 --> 00:55:13,851 Listen, why don’t we get out of here, 846 00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:17,479 I'd love to be alone with you for a bit. 847 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:18,605 Oh, poor devil! 848 00:55:19,607 --> 00:55:22,985 Why? It's only so we can talk better. 849 00:55:23,361 --> 00:55:28,324 To get to know each other. Any place will do. 850 00:55:28,616 --> 00:55:35,873 Your place, my place. It doesn't matter. 851 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:36,749 -My place? -Yes. 852 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,000 What about my aunts? 853 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:41,712 You're contradicting yourself You're not all that clear then! 854 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:45,341 I'm sorry but you said that your ...aunts leave now and then, 855 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,259 and they leave the house unattended... 856 00:55:47,385 --> 00:55:48,344 Yes, it's true. 857 00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:55,351 so what? No. Let's be honest from day one. Otherwise suspicion, 858 00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:58,020 the real kiss of death for love, seeps in. 859 00:55:58,229 --> 00:56:01,231 slow down, who said love? It's all in your head. 860 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:02,983 If you really want to know, 861 00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:04,985 I've also asked Guido and Fernando here. 862 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:06,904 Them too! 863 00:56:07,405 --> 00:56:09,365 I'm a well brought up girl you know! 864 00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:12,618 I can't go dancing with one guy only. It would compromise me. 865 00:56:13,661 --> 00:56:16,914 What you need to learn is that you must date me and me alone. 866 00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:18,874 I date whom I please. 867 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:22,169 -Hello, Guido. -Hi! 868 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,296 -Hi! -Where are you going? 869 00:56:24,422 --> 00:56:25,798 Let go of me. Leave me alone. Don't be rude. 870 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:29,051 Fine, but remember that I don't take anybody back, 871 00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:30,386 not even with apologies. 872 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:31,929 What do I care? 873 00:56:43,566 --> 00:56:44,817 What a tramp! 874 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:49,905 she's playing hard to get? 875 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:52,574 she's not worth the bother. 876 00:56:58,706 --> 00:57:01,458 Listen Peppe, believe me, let's leave it. 877 00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:06,422 It started like nothing, and now it's blown out of proportion. 878 00:57:06,714 --> 00:57:08,674 Damn her! 879 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:19,935 Don’t you agree? I'm talking to you! 880 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:21,937 What do you want? Leave me alone! 881 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:28,986 This jerk! He gets all worked up about it. You were playing so cool. 882 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,447 Have you fallen in love with that maid? 883 00:57:32,490 --> 00:57:33,449 Those two, I... 884 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:34,616 Come here! 885 00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:35,576 Move, 886 00:57:39,497 --> 00:57:40,330 and you get out of the way! 887 00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:41,957 Ah, here again? 888 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:45,335 You're cute, aren’t you? 889 00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:48,630 What are you laughing at? 890 00:57:48,756 --> 00:57:50,757 What? since when is laughing forbidden? It's Mardis Gras! 891 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,720 And any joke is good, right? 892 00:57:56,639 --> 00:58:01,852 Anyway, I am partner at a... at a funeral home, right? 893 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:08,734 And I am his partner. 894 00:58:11,529 --> 00:58:13,280 Well, share this one then! 895 00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:22,414 Oh, God! 896 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:38,805 Oh, our Lady! 897 00:58:41,434 --> 00:58:44,686 Have you gone insane! For that tramp of a peasant! 898 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:46,647 If there’s a tramp here, that's you. I don't even know you! 899 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:50,025 Ah, you don't know me? But I know you. 900 00:58:50,818 --> 00:58:52,945 -Colonel's daughter all right! -Let's go, C'mon. 901 00:58:53,154 --> 00:58:54,530 You're a servant, that's what you are! 902 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,198 -Who? Who's a servant? -You! 903 00:59:07,168 --> 00:59:08,335 They've disfigured me. 904 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:10,420 -Would you cut it out? You've spoiled it! -Let's see, you owe me 905 00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:14,091 four sodas, six Coca Colas, two cream sodas and one beer. 906 00:59:15,301 --> 00:59:18,470 Did I drink it all? 907 00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:21,723 Not drank, smashed. Wait a minute... 908 00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:25,227 there're also two glasses, one chair and an ashtray. 909 00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:28,313 -When? -It's all written here! 910 00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:29,815 You're telling me? 911 00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:35,112 Fine, fine, I'll pay... Right now I don't have any cash... 912 00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:36,321 send me the bill home, right? 913 00:59:36,489 --> 00:59:38,323 -Fine, what's your name? -What? 914 00:59:38,491 --> 00:59:39,366 What’s your name? 915 00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:46,373 Capannelle, Capannelle Pierluigi, Circonvallazione Latina 457. 916 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,125 Four, five, seven. 917 00:59:51,838 --> 00:59:53,338 What do you want? 918 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:56,466 Let me see. 919 00:59:57,260 --> 01:00:00,220 -I don't know you... -C'mon... 920 01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:03,390 this is bad. 921 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,602 'This is bad'? It's all your fault! 922 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:07,644 -Mine? -sure. 923 01:00:07,895 --> 01:00:10,105 And that one, who was she? 924 01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,901 Well, one of my conquests. 925 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:18,780 she saw you with me and, and she got jealous. 926 01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:25,162 Do you, do you believe what she said about me? 927 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:26,997 Well... 928 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:29,791 no. 929 01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:41,762 Well, it’s true... I work as domestic help. 930 01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:50,020 What does it matter? We're a democratic country, are we not? 931 01:00:51,689 --> 01:00:53,273 But I won't do the laundry! 932 01:00:56,944 --> 01:00:57,944 Easy... 933 01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:03,325 -Better? -No. 934 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:07,454 still, this is the last time I go out with you. 935 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:08,330 Why? 936 01:01:08,456 --> 01:01:09,956 Why?You fight in the street, you fight at the amusement park, 937 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,083 you fight at the dance. 938 01:01:12,293 --> 01:01:13,710 It's better if we do it your way, then. 939 01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:15,671 My way? 940 01:01:16,589 --> 01:01:17,464 We go to my place. 941 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,300 -To... to your place?! -Yes... 942 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:23,303 This way? Right now? 943 01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:26,848 Not right now. Those ones, my mistresses, aren't home. 944 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,059 Thursday night, they'll leave for Genzano 945 01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:30,352 and will be back the morning after. 946 01:01:30,812 --> 01:01:32,479 Is that right? Great! Great! 947 01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:33,855 -I'll make you dinner, right? -Thanks. 948 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,983 Oh, God I can't laugh, it hurts. Don't make me laugh! 949 01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:38,485 Don't make me laugh! 950 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:41,863 But at the same time... 951 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:47,554 Help... help! stop, thief. Help! Let go of me! 952 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,432 I'm not a thief! What do you want? 953 01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:54,686 stop. thief... help!... Low life! 954 01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:59,316 stop, thief, he's stolen my handbag! 955 01:03:12,538 --> 01:03:14,080 Today good news, 956 01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:18,460 to... tomorrow bad... Oh, well! 957 01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:24,090 Right it's like the proverb says: feast or famine. 958 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,222 -Hi, Mario. -Hi. 959 01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:40,607 He looks as though he were sleeping. 960 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:43,485 Aren’t you going in? 961 01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:48,365 No. I prefer to remember him alive. 962 01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:50,075 I'm going. 963 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:52,494 Wait... 964 01:03:58,584 --> 01:03:59,376 here! 965 01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:06,967 He'd been going down the slippery slope for awhile, poor Cosimo! 966 01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:11,596 A professional like him stooping down to muggings... that's kid's stuff! 967 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:14,516 The best ones are always first to go. 968 01:04:15,142 --> 01:04:17,727 That's life. Today is your turn, tomorrow's his. 969 01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:20,897 Right, and sooner or later we all have to go! 970 01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:24,860 As far as I am concerned, better later than sooner. 971 01:04:31,659 --> 01:04:32,993 -Hi. -Hi. 972 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,161 -Hi. -Poor sod. 973 01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:37,914 What's this? You show up with the kid? 974 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:39,541 What am I supposed to do? 975 01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:41,543 He cries all the time, this is fun for him. 976 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:46,006 Fine, but it's time for you to park him somewhere. 977 01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:46,882 Why? 978 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,052 It's on for tomorrow night. 979 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,137 Tomorrow night? 980 01:04:52,263 --> 01:04:53,763 Right, the owners'll be away, 981 01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:55,140 and the girl is letting me in. 982 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,058 How can we? With the dead still fresh in the grave? 983 01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:58,560 What do you observe? strict mourning? 984 01:04:58,769 --> 01:05:02,063 As the saying goes: you're dead but they’re still dancing. 985 01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:03,648 Fine, right... you're right... 986 01:05:04,817 --> 01:05:07,527 I'm sorry about Cosimo, still... It's his fault too, 987 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:09,905 yes... yes... if he'd only listened to me... 988 01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:13,199 -C'mon... here. -Guys, the chief of police! 989 01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:16,202 scram. 990 01:05:19,957 --> 01:05:23,209 The big day. 991 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:29,591 Who's that? Look, it's Teresa's baby! 992 01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:31,217 What's up? she didn’t want him in here? 993 01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:34,471 Poor love! That husband of hers is a fine looking guy, really! 994 01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:41,186 It's Teresa's baby! He's so gorgeous! Come here... come... 995 01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:44,189 shut up! Calm down. Hold it. shut up! 996 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,693 -Look who's here. -Hi. 997 01:05:50,571 --> 01:05:51,237 Hi. 998 01:05:52,823 --> 01:05:54,866 -How are you? -Well so-so... and you? 999 01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:57,118 Not too bad. Here. 1000 01:05:57,328 --> 01:05:58,620 Poor darling! 1001 01:06:01,874 --> 01:06:04,960 Listen here. Didn't I tell you I didn't want him inside? 1002 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,253 -It's on for tonight. -Right. 1003 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,631 In case something might happen, it shouldn't though, eh... 1004 01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:11,216 Knowing you, it will happen for sure. 1005 01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:12,759 Teresa! 1006 01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:15,637 What's up with this creature? 1007 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:18,264 Is he doing it? Doing it regularly? 1008 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:21,101 -For sure! Even three times a day! -Three times a day?! 1009 01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:22,894 There's something wrong then, poor little star! 1010 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:27,399 I say: isn't it that to save time you've been feeding him your food? 1011 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:30,360 No, more like the opposite, I've been eating his baby food... 1012 01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:32,112 one spoon for you and one for me. One for you and one for me... 1013 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:33,279 Look here, I've lost four pounds! 1014 01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:36,157 Ah, poor love! I'd like to know... 1015 01:06:36,283 --> 01:06:38,660 How have you dressed this poor creature? 1016 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:40,370 And these underpants, whose are they? 1017 01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:41,538 They're mine. 1018 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:43,415 I haven't even had the time to do the laundry. 1019 01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:46,167 Actually, here, these two little rags need to be washed. 1020 01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:47,293 This too!? 1021 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,671 Here, the biscuits, here, the baby food. 1022 01:06:50,047 --> 01:06:52,882 Careful, the vitamins are in the sugar can. 1023 01:06:53,175 --> 01:06:54,676 And the sugar in the talc can. 1024 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,929 -Home is such a mess! -I believe you! 1025 01:06:58,139 --> 01:06:59,931 There, fine. 1026 01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:04,060 see you. Listen, if it turns out all right, 1027 01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:06,521 get me a new mattress for when I get home, 1028 01:07:06,814 --> 01:07:08,940 I'm dying to sleep on a proper bed! 1029 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:10,692 Not to sleep with me, eh? 1030 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:13,445 sure, sure, of course! sure I want to sleep with you, 1031 01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:15,905 still, take care of that mattress. Bye. 1032 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:17,407 Bye... bye! 1033 01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:34,090 Who is it? 1034 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,676 Michele! I forgot the keys. 1035 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:39,929 Mario, don't be stupid. My brother is due any minute now. 1036 01:07:40,347 --> 01:07:41,598 Give me a kiss and leave... 1037 01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:48,605 Open up! You shameless woman! 1038 01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:49,981 Open up! 1039 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:52,734 To you and to you! Don't be afraid! 1040 01:07:53,110 --> 01:07:54,736 Let me take a good look at you, so brazen faced! 1041 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:55,987 Dear Lady, I wanna marry him. 1042 01:07:56,113 --> 01:07:57,363 You've been speaking to Mario? 1043 01:07:57,490 --> 01:08:00,742 Who's gonna marry you now? Here, look here. 1044 01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:03,244 There's only one heart in my breast and I wanna give it to Mario! 1045 01:08:03,370 --> 01:08:05,497 I swear he's dead. This knife here, 1046 01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:08,875 is made to make you cry tears of blood! 1047 01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:09,876 Michele! 1048 01:08:11,003 --> 01:08:12,128 Michele, no! 1049 01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:15,006 If this vengeance goes my way, you won't see him anymore! 1050 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:19,969 -A crow bar in two sections. -Yes, right... 1051 01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:24,557 Blunt. 1052 01:08:26,685 --> 01:08:29,687 A dancer... that is a circular saw... 1053 01:08:29,980 --> 01:08:31,064 -D'you know how to use it? -sure! 1054 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:35,610 -With an attached oiling gadget... -Yes, sure... 1055 01:08:35,736 --> 01:08:39,989 Here we have a lubricating spout. 1056 01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:45,495 -Blunt spout? -Of course, blunt. 1057 01:08:45,746 --> 01:08:47,205 Here are a few spare tips. 1058 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:50,500 Chisel. 1059 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:52,752 -Blunt? -Right, blunt. 1060 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:56,214 It's blunt all right. It has no tip. 1061 01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:59,092 Well, what do you pretend? 1062 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:00,885 I've rented the other one this morning 1063 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:03,221 to that famous gang from Milan, 1064 01:09:03,347 --> 01:09:05,014 the one behind the famous Swiss jeweler job, 1065 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:09,769 it's been a busy week... right, very busy... 1066 01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:13,273 -I've rented 3 complete kits in 5 days! -Really! 1067 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:16,234 Thank God, business has taken off again. 1068 01:09:16,610 --> 01:09:17,777 It's very busy. 1069 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,988 so, let's go on: 1070 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:25,410 three files, ten keys, one spear, 1071 01:09:26,036 --> 01:09:29,998 a cheese grater, where's the plunger? Here it is. 1072 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:36,629 One frying pan, and lastly, the crank. 1073 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:43,428 Right, let's sum up, briefly. 1074 01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:49,642 Listen here. To make a hole in that wall... right? 1075 01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:51,561 How do you go about it using the crank? 1076 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:59,652 Right... we... we take all the furniture in the flat... 1077 01:10:00,779 --> 01:10:04,532 and we make a sort of a column... between the two walls... and... 1078 01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:07,702 and in the middle we... we stick the crank. 1079 01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,163 Good, very good! 1080 01:10:10,664 --> 01:10:11,789 Here, gimme here... 1081 01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:15,668 And now, a little signature on the bottom here. 1082 01:10:15,836 --> 01:10:17,670 -What signature? -What, what signature? 1083 01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,215 And the guarantee? 1084 01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:23,718 This is capital! I need a receipt. 1085 01:10:24,094 --> 01:10:27,472 If I were greedy, I would have asked fora deposit. Instead... 1086 01:10:28,474 --> 01:10:29,224 Will you sign? 1087 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,435 I say, will you sign? 1088 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,438 Good night! Are you slow? 1089 01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:36,606 Gimme here, go on, I'll sign it. 1090 01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,733 Let’s just hurry up, it's already 7::30. 1091 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:51,996 You've got penmanship, eh? 1092 01:10:52,122 --> 01:10:54,123 Be good, be good, let me sign it. 1093 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,960 Right. The wrapping, that is to say the suitcase. 1094 01:10:57,127 --> 01:10:58,586 I'll leave it, right, guys! 1095 01:10:58,754 --> 01:11:00,213 -Here you go. Did you do it? -Here you go! 1096 01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:05,134 Oh, were you in China? 1097 01:11:06,011 --> 01:11:07,011 And, and this suitcase here? 1098 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:08,972 This is my very own: I'm leaving. 1099 01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:10,640 How come you’re leaving? 1100 01:11:11,016 --> 01:11:15,645 My friend, when there's a robbery, I never hang around! 1101 01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:18,356 I go to Spoleto, to my dear aunt. 1102 01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:22,277 Of course with my parole officer's consent, 1103 01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:25,780 one can never be too careful! Remember guys, 1104 01:11:26,156 --> 01:11:30,285 one can never be too careful! Break a leg! 1105 01:11:34,039 --> 01:11:38,668 He's right. We've gotta keep an eye out and work scientifically! 1106 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,628 Hi. 1107 01:11:41,005 --> 01:11:42,422 Well, you're exaggerating now. What are we going to do? 1108 01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:44,257 We’ll break the safe with the... 1109 01:11:45,050 --> 01:11:46,259 Death stared me in the face! 1110 01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:47,176 What happened to you? 1111 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:50,054 I met the guy we stole the camera from... 1112 01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:50,555 What did he do? 1113 01:11:50,764 --> 01:11:52,265 Don’t touch. He tore my arm off. 1114 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:54,058 -He broke your arm? -Forty days! 1115 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:55,059 And you, nothing! 1116 01:11:55,185 --> 01:11:56,936 What should I have done? I didn't even feel the pain. 1117 01:11:57,062 --> 01:11:57,770 It was more the fright. 1118 01:11:57,938 --> 01:11:58,896 Was he the guy from Porta Portese? 1119 01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,690 The very one! He took me the whole way home 1120 01:12:00,816 --> 01:12:02,066 and I had to give him the camera back. 1121 01:12:02,192 --> 01:12:03,776 That'll teach you to show up in time. 1122 01:12:03,902 --> 01:12:05,570 If you’d come in earlier, you wouldn’t have met him! 1123 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:06,779 Right, 'if you’d come in earlier'. I was early! 1124 01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:08,698 That's exactly why I came in late. 1125 01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:10,533 Fine, it doesn't matter. Listen up! 1126 01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:13,077 Easy, it hurts! 1127 01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:17,040 I'm meeting the girl at 9 pm 1128 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,459 On the ninth, didn’t we say today? 1129 01:12:19,918 --> 01:12:23,212 Capannelle! At 9 pm today. Understood? 1130 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,464 Understood. 1131 01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:27,842 You, you'll be ready behind the new stand around eleven thirty. 1132 01:12:27,968 --> 01:12:32,347 The newspaper stand, right? At twelve I'll open the lobby door. 1133 01:12:32,723 --> 01:12:37,977 I say midnight because, follow me, at twelve those who are home 1134 01:12:38,103 --> 01:12:41,481 are sleeping and those at the movies still have to come back. 1135 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:43,483 Understood? Clear? 1136 01:12:43,984 --> 01:12:46,235 -Not clear at all! -Why? 1137 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:49,947 First of all, what are you going to do with this girl 1138 01:12:50,115 --> 01:12:51,366 once you’re in the apartment? 1139 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:55,078 Well, I don't know. I haven’t thought about it yet... 1140 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:56,871 A good whack on the head, right? 1141 01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:59,374 Fine, fine, I'll take care of it. Just take it easy. 1142 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:04,504 It's, it's 7::34 pm. set your watches. Let's go. 1143 01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:06,756 -Get lost! Well? -Doesn't anybody have a watch? 1144 01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:08,758 A watch, who's got that? 1145 01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:11,344 I did, but I pawned it. 1146 01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:13,763 Anyway, tonight I'm gonna get it back. 1147 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:16,766 Oh, finally! 1148 01:13:18,018 --> 01:13:19,644 You've dishonored my home! 1149 01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:20,728 Are you crazy? 1150 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:22,855 I'm gonna tear my sister from your chest! 1151 01:13:23,023 --> 01:13:24,107 Put the knife down! Are you stupid? 1152 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:24,899 What do you want? Have you gone insane? 1153 01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:26,109 Who touched my sister... Let me go, Capannelle! 1154 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:27,360 You’ll get thirty years. 1155 01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:28,528 Don't move. Don't be a kid! 1156 01:13:28,654 --> 01:13:29,779 Be good! Have you lost it? 1157 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:33,366 Do you wanna spoil it all, right tonight? 1158 01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:35,159 -I demand satisfaction! -Fine! 1159 01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:38,287 First of all, if he stays in tonight, just forget about me. 1160 01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:43,042 Easy. Your sister, I haven’t touched her at all. 1161 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:46,045 I'm serious about her. I love her. 1162 01:13:48,173 --> 01:13:50,425 I would have already told you if you weren't so thick. 1163 01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:56,806 Go ahead and stay, because I am leaving. 1164 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:58,641 so? What are you going to do? 1165 01:13:59,893 --> 01:14:02,687 I've given it a lot of thought and I don't have the guts for it. 1166 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:04,313 Are you crazy? 1167 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:07,567 Maybe. 1168 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:10,820 But you are wise guys, aren’t you? 1169 01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:12,905 Cosimo was a wise guy too. 1170 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:16,701 We've got it in our heads to pull the job of our life, 1171 01:14:17,202 --> 01:14:19,036 but it doesn't work this way for the like of us. 1172 01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:20,830 At least for the likes of me. 1173 01:14:22,207 --> 01:14:23,040 And there's my mother too. 1174 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,334 What will she do if something happens to me? 1175 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:28,546 Anyway, I've already gotten myself a little job. 1176 01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:29,797 At the Follie's theatre. 1177 01:14:31,216 --> 01:14:32,967 If you want satisfaction, I'll be there. 1178 01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:44,061 Boys! 1179 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:48,316 I've had it! I really had it! 1180 01:14:49,610 --> 01:14:52,236 One's got a sister, the other his mother, another one the kid. 1181 01:14:53,614 --> 01:14:56,991 What's up? We've gotta make up our minds now. 1182 01:14:58,452 --> 01:14:59,869 Are we going through with this job or not? 1183 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:01,954 -Are you in or are you out? -Yes... 1184 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,625 -Who's that? -shush! Quiet! 1185 01:15:08,378 --> 01:15:08,836 Who's there? 1186 01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:09,629 It's me! 1187 01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:11,631 That's Nicoletta. Move, move, get out! 1188 01:15:12,257 --> 01:15:13,257 Out of that window. 1189 01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:15,635 -Quick! -Move... damn you. 1190 01:15:20,641 --> 01:15:21,599 Ah! 1191 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:23,518 so... what's up? 1192 01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:33,361 My poor shoulder! Damn it! I've been walking around for two hours! 1193 01:15:33,654 --> 01:15:35,279 Come in, come in! 1194 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:38,157 How, how did you find me? 1195 01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:40,868 I heard you giving the address to the ballroom guy, 1196 01:15:41,036 --> 01:15:42,286 for that stuff you’d broken, right? 1197 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:46,165 What a...! That’s why they came here looking for money, see! 1198 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:49,752 He's... he's my brother-in-law. This is his place... 1199 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:51,671 I'm his brother-in-law. 1200 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,549 Right now, poor man, he's... he's unemployed and... 1201 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:59,512 so now and then I come here to... to help him out... right? 1202 01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:02,056 I'm collecting unemployment. 1203 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:03,516 sit down, sit down. 1204 01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:06,686 Ah, ah, ah! It's always so messy! 1205 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,188 Be careful, good God! 1206 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:13,943 Well, let's see... 1207 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:17,196 You needn't feel ashamed about me anymore! 1208 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:19,407 Pardon? 1209 01:16:20,158 --> 01:16:21,284 I've quit! 1210 01:16:25,455 --> 01:16:27,582 How... what do you mean... you've quit? 1211 01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:31,419 Those two old hags... I was their slave. 1212 01:16:32,921 --> 01:16:35,339 First moving, and then this furniture goes here, and that goes there... 1213 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:36,841 I was never right about a single thing. 1214 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:40,970 Dust this, polish that, go shopping, and the cats' litter! 1215 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:45,600 so I let it all out, we're made of flesh too. 1216 01:16:46,059 --> 01:16:48,853 When they were about ready to leave for Genzano, I told them: 1217 01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:52,440 my dears, I'm sorry but this time you are staying home. I'm leaving! 1218 01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:55,985 Well. What does she mean? 1219 01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:57,737 That dumb head didn't let them go? 1220 01:16:57,946 --> 01:17:00,197 I had to let you know because that date we had in that house 1221 01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:02,992 is no longer possible, you know... 1222 01:17:04,494 --> 01:17:05,369 Right... 1223 01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:09,081 Now I better leave because the nuns where I'll be staying tonight, 1224 01:17:09,207 --> 01:17:11,125 close the doors at nine. Could you walk me, right? 1225 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,502 What? Walk you? 1226 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:17,506 No, I have to... I have to... stay herewith him, poor soul! 1227 01:17:18,258 --> 01:17:21,969 Well, never mind. I'll go on my own. I won't forget today too easily... 1228 01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:24,221 Oh, my God, the keys! 1229 01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:27,516 I had them! Damn it! 1230 01:17:28,518 --> 01:17:29,644 Better: I'll throw them in the river. 1231 01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:31,479 so when they'll come back the two hags 1232 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:32,647 will have to knock down the door! 1233 01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:34,857 sorry, what did you just say? 1234 01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:39,904 Didn’t you say that the two old hags stayed home? 1235 01:17:40,238 --> 01:17:43,157 Right! As if they’d listen when I speak! They're so selfish. 1236 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:47,036 To spite me, they left cats and everything and went. 1237 01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:51,499 -so the house, it's empty? -Yes... 1238 01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,293 ...and you... you have the keys. 1239 01:17:54,419 --> 01:17:55,544 What's does that have to do with anything? 1240 01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:57,421 -Fine, goodbye... -Bye. 1241 01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:58,547 -see you. -see you? 1242 01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:00,758 Aren't you walking her there? she's got the keys... 1243 01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:01,801 Which keys? 1244 01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:03,636 How, which keys? You walk her... 1245 01:18:03,804 --> 01:18:06,180 Ah! she has... ah! Ah! Right, that's right! 1246 01:18:06,306 --> 01:18:07,765 I'm coming, I'm coming too! 1247 01:18:07,891 --> 01:18:08,808 The keys. 1248 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,018 There's someone who watches over us! 1249 01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:16,440 -You know what? -What? 1250 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:18,693 I'm really starting to like you. 1251 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:21,821 same here. 1252 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:25,449 But with good intentions or do you only like me? 1253 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:31,205 I... I... like you 1254 01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:33,457 and with good intentions too. 1255 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:48,973 You take my breath away... 1256 01:18:51,184 --> 01:18:52,101 We're nearly there. 1257 01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:53,728 Will I see you tomorrow? 1258 01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:57,314 Eh! sure I'll see you, of course. I want to. 1259 01:18:58,108 --> 01:19:00,234 Ah! No. I can't tomorrow... I can't. 1260 01:19:02,112 --> 01:19:05,948 I have to go to Milan... it’s for business you know. I'm sorry. 1261 01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:06,866 Will you stay long? 1262 01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:10,995 No, I'll be back soon and when I'll be back... I'll see you... 1263 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:13,497 I'll see you right away! Of course! 1264 01:19:14,249 --> 01:19:16,125 -Could you do me a favor? -sure. 1265 01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:18,127 Could you drop the keys with the doorman? 1266 01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:23,132 But didn't you say you were going to throw them in the river? 1267 01:19:23,508 --> 01:19:25,092 Yes... sometimes one just says things. 1268 01:19:25,969 --> 01:19:28,512 should anything happen, it would be my fault. 1269 01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:30,639 4 And... and what could happen? 1270 01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:32,266 say... a fire. 1271 01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,351 It would be my fault if I didn't leave the keys 1272 01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:36,645 with the doorman and he couldn't get in. say they’ll steal something... 1273 01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:39,857 Oh, God, where did I put them? Virgin Mary! 1274 01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:41,150 Who would want to steal? 1275 01:19:41,526 --> 01:19:42,777 Oh, God, where are they? 1276 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:47,031 Four years at their service and I never mislaid a single thing. 1277 01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:50,159 Oh God! I lost them, 1278 01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:52,620 what am I going to do now? They won’t believe me, you know? 1279 01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:55,414 Easy, take it easy. Let's see... 1280 01:19:56,166 --> 01:20:01,003 in the bottom of the bag... here they are, here, see? 1281 01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:04,548 Damn it, you women! Head in the clouds. Here they are. 1282 01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:08,385 Will you go right away? Could you do it for me? 1283 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:09,637 sure, sure... 1284 01:20:11,264 --> 01:20:15,017 -This is me. Ciao, eh! -Bye. 1285 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,185 -Come back soon. -Fine. 1286 01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:26,278 Please don't forget the keys or I'll get in trouble! 1287 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,697 I'm telling you not to worry. Bye... 1288 01:20:32,035 --> 01:20:32,785 bye... 1289 01:20:39,459 --> 01:20:41,919 Fifty, sixty... eighty... 1290 01:20:45,715 --> 01:20:47,842 eight and five... ... one hundred and fifteen. 1291 01:20:48,593 --> 01:20:49,468 Mario! 1292 01:20:53,473 --> 01:20:54,181 What do you want? 1293 01:20:58,478 --> 01:21:02,106 Where I am from we say: only God knows if it'll turn out right or rotten. 1294 01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:03,566 so what? 1295 01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:05,484 Well if the rotten part happens, 1296 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:07,736 I would beg you to look after my sister. 1297 01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:11,490 Respectfully, that is. 1298 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:14,076 Well, if that’s the case I hope they will catch you. 1299 01:21:19,749 --> 01:21:22,001 Fine, sure, don’t worry. 1300 01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:31,594 Carmelina is locked inside, 1301 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:34,889 I have installed one more lock. 1302 01:21:35,515 --> 01:21:37,892 -Why? -Because of you. 1303 01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:39,768 And I was wrong. 1304 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:43,522 You're a good young man who loves his mother. 1305 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:48,527 And you're right, 'cause we only have one! 1306 01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:52,656 Of course... 1307 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,125 Popcorn, candy! 1308 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:20,559 -Well? -No keys. 1309 01:22:20,685 --> 01:22:22,519 -Didn't you manage to get them? -No. 1310 01:22:22,646 --> 01:22:25,147 Damn him, he’s joking... C'mon, take them out! 1311 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:29,151 I'm not joking. she ran away suddenly... 1312 01:22:29,694 --> 01:22:32,279 she jumped on the tram and that was that. 1313 01:22:32,405 --> 01:22:34,073 -No keys. -Damn. 1314 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:36,450 -If... if... if... -Listen here, you gotta tell me 1315 01:22:36,576 --> 01:22:39,703 who told you to go about things scientifically! 1316 01:22:39,829 --> 01:22:41,956 -Give me here... -What do you want? And you? 1317 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:43,207 Who told you we need the keys? 1318 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:47,461 Right, because you, you won't go ahead without the keys? 1319 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:49,922 I'm sure you want the safe's keys too. 1320 01:22:50,465 --> 01:22:51,215 sure. 1321 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:54,218 How had we worked it out, before that wretched girl showed up? 1322 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:57,680 Coal bin... courtyard... window! 1323 01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:58,597 Window, right... 1324 01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:01,475 Fine, let's move it... Pliers! 1325 01:23:02,227 --> 01:23:03,852 -You Capanne'... -What? 1326 01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:08,107 You'll be on the look out. Let's go. Quick! 1327 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:42,891 Ferribotte, 1328 01:23:49,649 --> 01:23:51,150 gimme the suitcase. 1329 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:54,778 slide down, you're good, there's a pile of coal. 1330 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,905 Go, go easy. 1331 01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:00,659 Did you land on the coal? 1332 01:24:01,536 --> 01:24:03,787 What coal? It's sewage! 1333 01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:08,751 It stinks! C'mon. 1334 01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:12,004 Easy, my arm! 1335 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,672 You can't think about your arm right now! 1336 01:24:39,783 --> 01:24:41,700 I keep taking my hat on and off. 1337 01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:56,548 Ferribotte, 1338 01:24:58,718 --> 01:24:59,843 gimme a hand! 1339 01:24:59,969 --> 01:25:01,345 I was drying myself off! 1340 01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:17,486 Bag, tools, 1341 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:24,493 you idiot. 1342 01:25:24,744 --> 01:25:25,869 I thought it was locked. 1343 01:25:28,748 --> 01:25:29,581 Let's keep moving. 1344 01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:32,209 Quickly! 1345 01:25:42,762 --> 01:25:45,347 Lock it now. First one, go in! 1346 01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:06,785 -What's up! -I banged my arm. 1347 01:26:06,911 --> 01:26:08,162 -Quiet. -It hurts, no! 1348 01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:09,371 I told you to keep quiet! 1349 01:26:09,789 --> 01:26:12,666 C'mon... what a guy! 1350 01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:24,303 Go on, move! 1351 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:27,931 Take it easy! 1352 01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:29,892 It wasn’t me, you know! 1353 01:26:41,821 --> 01:26:43,530 C'mon, move it. 1354 01:26:51,831 --> 01:26:52,956 These were brand new! 1355 01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:04,176 -C'mon, C'mon! -Easy, easy. 1356 01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:15,312 Wait, first one, 1357 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:16,939 go on, C'mon. 1358 01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:34,498 You're so heavy! Damn it! 1359 01:27:42,715 --> 01:27:43,507 Hurry up! 1360 01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:51,640 -Don't talk! -Ah, help me! 1361 01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:53,267 -silence, quiet! I told you to keep quiet! -Easy! 1362 01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:54,393 silence! 1363 01:27:56,020 --> 01:27:58,730 -Don't pull me this way! -Keep quiet! 1364 01:28:08,783 --> 01:28:09,658 First one go on... 1365 01:28:09,784 --> 01:28:11,034 Who's this 'Firstone' anyway? 1366 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:15,914 Whomever, let's go, follow him. 1367 01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:36,685 I don’t want to stay here. 1368 01:28:36,811 --> 01:28:37,436 Why not? 1369 01:28:37,562 --> 01:28:38,270 Because I don't want to. 1370 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:38,937 Isn't it comfortable? 1371 01:28:39,063 --> 01:28:40,272 You haven't been honest with me! 1372 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:41,815 Me? You haven't been honest with me! 1373 01:28:41,941 --> 01:28:44,943 This isn’t true. I was always honest with you. Ask Adelaide. 1374 01:28:45,069 --> 01:28:45,944 she is a good one to ask! 1375 01:28:46,070 --> 01:28:48,447 Why should I believe you but you won't believe her? 1376 01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:50,073 What are you saying!? You can't compare me with Adelaide. 1377 01:28:50,199 --> 01:28:51,825 What's wrong with Adelaide? 1378 01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:53,577 I don't like her, that's what's wrong. 1379 01:28:53,703 --> 01:28:54,911 And I don't like staying here. I've already told you! 1380 01:28:55,079 --> 01:28:55,787 What's wrong with it? 1381 01:28:55,913 --> 01:28:56,830 Nothing, but I don’t want to stay! 1382 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:57,706 Tell me why? 1383 01:28:57,832 --> 01:28:59,333 'Cause you haven't been honest. 1384 01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:00,917 Because you’ve lied to me! 1385 01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:02,336 Yes! You're ducking so that you won’t get hit! 1386 01:29:02,545 --> 01:29:04,838 Imagine, I duck! That's you and you know why! 1387 01:29:04,964 --> 01:29:06,715 No, I really don't know what you mean... 1388 01:29:06,841 --> 01:29:07,966 You know it very well! 1389 01:29:08,176 --> 01:29:10,344 C'mon, let's hear it! What do you know very well? 1390 01:29:10,470 --> 01:29:11,303 I don't feel like telling you! 1391 01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:13,180 Well suit yourself, but I won't stay here a minute longer. 1392 01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:14,306 -Why? -Because I don't want to. 1393 01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:15,474 Well, you said you would before! 1394 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:16,808 And now you’re touching me? 1395 01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:18,435 What did we come here for, then? 1396 01:29:18,561 --> 01:29:20,812 Because I was mistaken... I thought you were honest! 1397 01:29:20,938 --> 01:29:22,731 Tell me, when haven't I been honest with you? 1398 01:29:22,857 --> 01:29:23,857 You know it! You know it! 1399 01:29:23,983 --> 01:29:25,484 Well, you, you listen to that Adelaide. That's your problem. 1400 01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:26,860 I don’t want to stay here, D'you hear me? 1401 01:29:26,986 --> 01:29:28,236 Answer me, though! Am I or am I not right when I'm saying 1402 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:29,363 you listen too much to Adelaide? 1403 01:29:29,572 --> 01:29:31,365 That isn’t true! I've always been honest with you. 1404 01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:32,699 The same here. You must believe me! 1405 01:29:32,867 --> 01:29:33,617 That's not true! I'm telling you! 1406 01:29:33,743 --> 01:29:35,077 Listen, I don’t want to stay here! 1407 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:36,244 Tell me, tell me why? 1408 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:36,745 I won't. 1409 01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:37,621 You don't like it? 1410 01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:39,081 Yes, I do like it, but you're a liar. 1411 01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:40,832 Me?You lied to me first. 1412 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,751 That's not true! I've always been honest with you! 1413 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:43,502 Listen... 1414 01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:44,503 Right, I don’t want to stay here! 1415 01:29:44,629 --> 01:29:45,504 Ah, won’t you tell me why? 1416 01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:47,881 I don't know how else to tell you. You haven't been honest with me! 1417 01:29:48,007 --> 01:29:50,092 Here we go! When you don't know what to say, you tell me I am lying! 1418 01:29:50,218 --> 01:29:52,386 Because you are! Listen, I don't want to stay here anymore! 1419 01:29:52,595 --> 01:29:54,221 But first you said yes! see it’s you, not me. 1420 01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:08,360 Ah! We're on the horse's back... carry on. 1421 01:30:10,154 --> 01:30:15,117 It's slippery. I won't make it, you know. 1422 01:30:17,286 --> 01:30:19,413 Don’t worry, trust me. 1423 01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:23,792 -We're going down here, it seems. -Quiet! 1424 01:30:28,798 --> 01:30:30,006 -What happened? -Keep quiet, 1425 01:30:31,175 --> 01:30:32,175 all of you quiet! 1426 01:30:42,937 --> 01:30:43,812 Here's the window. 1427 01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:51,820 Here we are boys. 1428 01:30:59,954 --> 01:31:02,289 -All ready to go? -Yes... yes... 1429 01:31:05,334 --> 01:31:06,084 Careful... 1430 01:31:19,599 --> 01:31:22,476 -The plun... the plun... -The plunger, I know. 1431 01:31:33,362 --> 01:31:36,239 Here, here... take it away, take it away. 1432 01:31:36,365 --> 01:31:39,117 -slowly, you're cutting my hand. -Don't cut me, hear me? 1433 01:32:03,851 --> 01:32:04,768 Get down! 1434 01:32:04,894 --> 01:32:09,523 I'm exhausted. When I think that girl nearly dropped us the keys... 1435 01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:16,530 Hold it, hold it! 1436 01:32:23,746 --> 01:32:25,288 Here. Here's the dining room. 1437 01:32:28,501 --> 01:32:30,919 -No, I'm wrong. -This is the dining room. 1438 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:32,671 strange, 1439 01:32:35,508 --> 01:32:35,924 turn it on. 1440 01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:38,176 Don't turn it on, first shut the window. 1441 01:32:40,304 --> 01:32:42,806 This is the wall. Let's move the furniture. 1442 01:32:46,769 --> 01:32:47,686 Help me. 1443 01:32:58,447 --> 01:33:00,699 Hey tap it quietly, or you’ll wake the whole building. 1444 01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:02,325 I have to try it one way or the other! 1445 01:33:05,454 --> 01:33:07,080 -I'd try this way! -Yes! 1446 01:33:07,206 --> 01:33:09,708 Let's do it scientifically. 1447 01:33:14,338 --> 01:33:15,922 -Go on! -Easy... 1448 01:33:19,969 --> 01:33:23,096 Oh, it's as soft as cheese. Oh, God! 1449 01:33:24,223 --> 01:33:28,727 What are you doing? spot on the water pipe! 1450 01:33:35,943 --> 01:33:37,360 The light, turn off the light! 1451 01:33:52,835 --> 01:33:53,752 shush! 1452 01:33:57,590 --> 01:33:59,382 Hello? Hello? 1453 01:34:00,092 --> 01:34:01,384 Mrs. Ciarrocchi? 1454 01:34:02,261 --> 01:34:03,762 I'm Fernando the night porter... 1455 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,265 No, nothing. Everything's fine here... 1456 01:34:09,393 --> 01:34:11,519 yes, yes, the girl's left. 1457 01:34:12,772 --> 01:34:14,022 No, she didn't take anything... 1458 01:34:14,148 --> 01:34:15,523 Yes, don't worry. 1459 01:34:16,609 --> 01:34:19,110 I've called you because you said to call you 1460 01:34:19,236 --> 01:34:23,114 as soon as they return the keys, no matter what time... 1461 01:34:23,783 --> 01:34:25,992 so I called. Was I wrong? 1462 01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:30,872 No! Yes, I have the keys, don’t worry ma'am... 1463 01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:35,752 The cats? The cats are a little filthy. 1464 01:34:37,254 --> 01:34:39,673 Well, a little filthy, there. 1465 01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:43,635 Yes, it's dropped one right now and run away. 1466 01:34:44,011 --> 01:34:46,304 I'm telling you, in the dining room. 1467 01:34:46,681 --> 01:34:48,640 Yes... just wait a second... 1468 01:34:48,808 --> 01:34:50,934 I'll grab it and I’ll let it out... Right? 1469 01:34:58,150 --> 01:34:59,901 Damn it! You filthy fiend! 1470 01:35:02,947 --> 01:35:04,447 Hello? Hello, ma'am? 1471 01:35:04,573 --> 01:35:06,032 Yes, yes, I got it... 1472 01:35:06,450 --> 01:35:08,910 The keys? No, they didn't bring them back right now, 1473 01:35:09,036 --> 01:35:11,913 they brought them back while I was waiting for my sister-in-law... 1474 01:35:12,915 --> 01:35:14,541 No, I didn’t get them from Nicoletta. 1475 01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:17,836 I got them from a guy who said he was her fiance! 1476 01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:21,840 Well... He was a tall guy, this tall, what do I know!? 1477 01:35:22,842 --> 01:35:26,594 Don't worry ma'am, right. see you soon. Take care! 1478 01:35:31,475 --> 01:35:34,227 You wretch, miserable wretch! 1479 01:35:34,478 --> 01:35:36,479 What? If we’d come in with the keys, 1480 01:35:36,605 --> 01:35:37,605 it wouldn’t have been burglary 1481 01:35:37,815 --> 01:35:39,107 and we'd have been off the hook for aggravating circumstance. 1482 01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:44,571 You're so stupid! You're such cretins! 1483 01:35:44,947 --> 01:35:46,364 Don’t you know why I did it? 1484 01:35:49,994 --> 01:35:52,203 -It's my alibi. -Alibi? 1485 01:35:52,329 --> 01:35:57,083 sure! That guy, the night porter, saw me and I gave him the keys. 1486 01:35:57,585 --> 01:35:59,753 And I'm fine, right? 1487 01:35:59,879 --> 01:36:01,463 It couldn't have been me... And you're my friends! 1488 01:36:02,089 --> 01:36:04,215 Actually... I thought it was serious thinking... 1489 01:36:04,508 --> 01:36:07,135 Ah, you had your serious thinking, but you’re telling us just now? 1490 01:36:07,344 --> 01:36:09,137 And we are so stupid as to believe you! 1491 01:36:09,263 --> 01:36:10,847 We're in the hands of a madman, we're... 1492 01:36:10,973 --> 01:36:12,474 -Captain Hook! -Quiet! 1493 01:36:12,725 --> 01:36:15,769 I see! You've fallen for the maid! 1494 01:36:15,978 --> 01:36:19,022 Me? Me? Don't listen to him, eh! 1495 01:36:19,523 --> 01:36:22,025 Tomorrow, as soon as we get the money, 1496 01:36:22,151 --> 01:36:24,027 we'll split and I'll never see her again! 1497 01:36:24,653 --> 01:36:27,030 Imagine, me... 1498 01:36:29,867 --> 01:36:30,742 Well, and even if it were? 1499 01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:32,744 There was no need for her to get involved. 1500 01:36:33,037 --> 01:36:36,539 What did I tell you? He risks our skin, fora... 1501 01:36:36,665 --> 01:36:38,917 Quiet, I have an iron fist you know! 1502 01:36:39,043 --> 01:36:41,669 -An iron brain too! -Hold it! Be serious! 1503 01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:43,922 What's this? You wanna compromise everything 1504 01:36:44,173 --> 01:36:46,132 for a stupid issue? Look! Follow your elders! 1505 01:36:46,759 --> 01:36:48,176 Help me. 1506 01:36:48,636 --> 01:36:50,678 C'mon you two! 1507 01:36:50,805 --> 01:36:52,430 The door's heavy you know! 1508 01:36:53,432 --> 01:36:54,766 C'mon, let's rest it there! 1509 01:36:57,186 --> 01:36:57,811 Did you pile up the books? 1510 01:36:57,937 --> 01:36:59,312 Here, this is the last one. 1511 01:36:59,688 --> 01:37:03,942 Fine. Don't let go. The pan, who's got the pan? 1512 01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:07,195 I do. It's not like we're breaking the safe too, right? 1513 01:37:07,404 --> 01:37:09,447 I wish! Move more to your left, on the corner. 1514 01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:13,409 Ah, sweet safe! I wonder what you're holding! 1515 01:37:13,536 --> 01:37:15,036 -Who can say? -Quiet... 1516 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:17,914 here we are! 1517 01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:22,794 I'm going. 1518 01:37:23,963 --> 01:37:25,713 There it goes... Hear the click? 1519 01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:29,425 -Is the wall holding? -Yes, yes, yes... 1520 01:37:29,593 --> 01:37:31,052 Good, good, it's giving way, there... 1521 01:37:33,055 --> 01:37:35,974 I'm not one of those guys that gets some dough, squanders it 1522 01:37:36,183 --> 01:37:40,353 and ends up losing his shirt. 1523 01:37:42,857 --> 01:37:44,357 I'll get a little house with four rooms 1524 01:37:45,484 --> 01:37:48,945 and a bank account for the kid, so he can remember 1525 01:37:49,113 --> 01:37:50,989 all the sacrifices his father's made for him... 1526 01:37:53,617 --> 01:37:56,995 And you know what I'll do? I'll get a beautiful mistress, see! 1527 01:37:57,746 --> 01:38:02,000 I'll give her a monthly allowance of 25,000 lira, perhaps 30. 1528 01:38:03,502 --> 01:38:05,378 But she pays for her food... 1529 01:38:12,595 --> 01:38:14,512 Here we go, it's giving in! 1530 01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:22,270 C'mon Capannelle! Instead of talking mistresses, 1531 01:38:22,396 --> 01:38:25,899 go get me a glass of water, I'm thirsty. 1532 01:38:28,235 --> 01:38:30,653 C'mon, Pe'! C'mon. 1533 01:38:51,926 --> 01:38:55,136 What are you doing there? 1534 01:38:55,679 --> 01:38:56,804 Mother! 1535 01:38:58,682 --> 01:39:00,141 What has happened? 1536 01:39:06,649 --> 01:39:07,649 Move! 1537 01:39:10,069 --> 01:39:11,527 That's the wrong wall. 1538 01:39:16,825 --> 01:39:17,951 Damn it! 1539 01:39:19,578 --> 01:39:21,329 We really blew it! 1540 01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:24,832 Nicoletta told me they'd moved the furniture. 1541 01:39:25,084 --> 01:39:27,043 This was the dining room. 1542 01:39:29,213 --> 01:39:31,214 This is what happened to the Rosetta's cook. 1543 01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:34,592 What cook? 1544 01:39:35,052 --> 01:39:36,719 We know which one is the real wall, right? 1545 01:39:37,429 --> 01:39:39,430 We'll break it and we'll end up right there. 1546 01:39:39,556 --> 01:39:40,723 -Right in jail. -Why? 1547 01:39:40,975 --> 01:39:42,225 What are you thinking about? 1548 01:39:42,434 --> 01:39:44,352 We need an hour and a quarter to make another hole, 1549 01:39:44,478 --> 01:39:46,229 when we're on the other side at least two hours 1550 01:39:46,355 --> 01:39:50,066 with the circular saw, look at the time... look at the time! 1551 01:39:51,610 --> 01:39:55,947 Well forget about it. see all this labor, 1552 01:39:56,073 --> 01:39:58,366 all this danger for nothing, fine. Understood? 1553 01:40:01,996 --> 01:40:02,870 Just see! 1554 01:40:04,707 --> 01:40:05,832 Good work, eh? 1555 01:40:06,125 --> 01:40:09,877 Good work yes, you see, a skilled job, right? 1556 01:40:10,129 --> 01:40:14,507 scientific, that’s what I'm saying, are we capitulating now? 1557 01:40:15,009 --> 01:40:18,886 Understood? And if we sped up? The doors are already off, 1558 01:40:19,471 --> 01:40:22,390 I say we can make it, right? 1559 01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:24,142 What do you want? 1560 01:40:25,144 --> 01:40:25,643 This is good. 1561 01:40:25,769 --> 01:40:27,145 Leave me alone, understood? 1562 01:40:27,896 --> 01:40:29,897 Impossible. We'll never make it, 1563 01:40:31,275 --> 01:40:33,735 stealing is a serious profession you need serious people, 1564 01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:36,529 not people like you. All you can do at your best is work. 1565 01:40:37,156 --> 01:40:39,157 Working... I know, 1566 01:40:40,784 --> 01:40:41,909 but working is tiring. 1567 01:40:43,287 --> 01:40:43,786 This is really good. 1568 01:40:43,996 --> 01:40:45,496 I don't want it, what is it? 1569 01:40:45,914 --> 01:40:47,123 Pasta and beans. 1570 01:40:47,416 --> 01:40:48,916 Well, I say, I got you all the way here. 1571 01:40:49,168 --> 01:40:50,918 If we had some mishap, am I to blame? 1572 01:40:51,670 --> 01:40:54,172 Everything was clear, all written down. 1573 01:40:54,631 --> 01:40:55,798 -Listen to me. -This is so good... 1574 01:40:55,924 --> 01:40:57,759 stop thinking, that's the best thing you can do for yourself. 1575 01:40:58,177 --> 01:41:01,637 You're strong, hand and shovel, that's your style. 1576 01:41:03,182 --> 01:41:05,308 How do you open it? Damn it... 1577 01:41:05,434 --> 01:41:09,145 see, see one of the burglars! Pull it this way... 1578 01:41:13,025 --> 01:41:14,692 There's ice too, look! 1579 01:41:15,527 --> 01:41:19,697 so, you say forget about it, we'll lose all the expense money too. 1580 01:41:20,783 --> 01:41:22,200 There are four meat wraps. 1581 01:41:22,409 --> 01:41:23,576 Who are you blaming? 1582 01:41:26,288 --> 01:41:28,081 You know this is not bad! Good... 1583 01:41:28,290 --> 01:41:29,957 sure, Nicoletta made it! 1584 01:41:30,709 --> 01:41:34,545 If we wanted to be really picky, it could do with an extra drop of oil. 1585 01:41:38,592 --> 01:41:40,176 Honestly. Here, taste it. 1586 01:41:40,344 --> 01:41:42,804 No... I don't think so. 1587 01:41:42,971 --> 01:41:44,347 I'll warm it up a little... 1588 01:41:44,556 --> 01:41:45,348 I like it this way. 1589 01:41:50,854 --> 01:41:51,479 Taste here, throw it down. 1590 01:41:51,605 --> 01:41:55,191 At home we say: saucy woman makes a good mistress, 1591 01:41:55,692 --> 01:41:57,985 bland woman a good wife. 1592 01:41:59,196 --> 01:42:00,071 Understand? 1593 01:42:09,873 --> 01:42:11,082 This is really good. I was really hungry. 1594 01:42:13,877 --> 01:42:18,506 Boys. I'm afraid we've broken the gas pipe. It doesn't light. 1595 01:42:19,883 --> 01:42:23,010 Oh, God help us! saint Rosalie! 1596 01:42:40,487 --> 01:42:42,113 Hey, this is my tram. 1597 01:42:42,865 --> 01:42:44,991 see you, I'm going to prison to pick up the kid. 1598 01:42:46,034 --> 01:42:46,784 see you... 1599 01:42:49,163 --> 01:42:50,788 Listen here, when will I see you? 1600 01:42:51,999 --> 01:42:52,665 Why? 1601 01:42:53,125 --> 01:42:54,292 Well! 1602 01:42:54,668 --> 01:42:57,003 The less we see each other, the better. Bye. 1603 01:42:59,173 --> 01:43:01,174 Actually, I've never known you! 1604 01:43:10,309 --> 01:43:11,267 I'm a veteran. 1605 01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:26,032 Let's go, C'mon! 1606 01:43:37,711 --> 01:43:38,961 You... what are you doing now? 1607 01:43:39,087 --> 01:43:40,588 I'll wait for the 31. 1608 01:43:41,048 --> 01:43:41,923 Ciao! 1609 01:43:56,188 --> 01:43:57,355 so, where are you going now? 1610 01:43:58,982 --> 01:43:59,815 Well... 1611 01:44:00,943 --> 01:44:03,819 Well, well, well, I understand! 1612 01:44:04,112 --> 01:44:06,322 That maid, she's cute you know. 1613 01:44:06,573 --> 01:44:12,745 Quit, quit calling her maid, she's not going back to that, she's too frail. 1614 01:44:13,830 --> 01:44:15,623 Here they come! Act cool. 1615 01:44:25,634 --> 01:44:28,135 Damn Capannelle. stop that alarm. 1616 01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:32,014 Oh, mother, it's the alarm! I can't shut it, it's not easy you know! 1617 01:44:34,893 --> 01:44:35,851 Let's turn around. 1618 01:44:48,615 --> 01:44:51,409 We've been out here two hours, won’t you open up? We're fed up! 1619 01:44:56,123 --> 01:44:57,540 Get back in line with the others, C'mon. 1620 01:44:57,666 --> 01:45:02,545 Ah see! What are they distributing, winter provisions? 1621 01:45:02,921 --> 01:45:05,381 C'mon, you know very well they're calling out for work. 1622 01:45:06,049 --> 01:45:08,050 Work... let's split Capannelle... Go... 1623 01:45:08,802 --> 01:45:11,178 Let me go... I'm not in here, 1624 01:45:11,763 --> 01:45:13,180 I'm just passing by! Let's go... 1625 01:45:18,312 --> 01:45:20,813 Let go of me, let me go. I'll leave on my own. Let go. 1626 01:45:24,943 --> 01:45:26,277 I say, 1627 01:45:29,573 --> 01:45:32,533 look where I've ended up; with the workers. 1628 01:45:37,205 --> 01:45:40,207 Peppe, where are you going? Where? 1629 01:45:40,334 --> 01:45:41,584 I have to... 1630 01:45:45,088 --> 01:45:48,549 Peppe, they'll make you work, you know... 1631 01:45:59,728 --> 01:46:01,103 Persons unknown... 1632 01:46:01,229 --> 01:46:02,730 bore a hole to steal pasta and beans. 1633 01:46:02,939 --> 01:46:04,231 The police are still investigating a strange burglary from last night. 1634 01:46:04,441 --> 01:46:06,734 A group of thieves broke into an apartment in Via delle Madonne, 1635 01:46:06,860 --> 01:46:11,238 through a window over looking the... 116520