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in here? I don't think I have secrets. We're just on my phone. We're sitting on

the floor with a computer. What's up, stream? That's kind of a secret. We should

erase that. I don't know how to get chat. There's got to be a way.

Hide chat. Show chat? Where's chat? You're gonna show up somehow. I guess we don't

have any viewers right now. All right, so the stream is brought to you by Highball

Energy. Not really, they don't pay me anything. Um, no, we're building a

computer. Uh, I'm here with, I'm here with, uh, Alex. Yo, yo. Um, we have zero viewers right

now. I don't really understand it. Oh, maybe they didn't push a message.

They've been up for a minute? Supposedly. Doesn't seem right. No, and there's no chat

either. Maybe try again. We can't just try again. Maybe Rat followed me. Oh, hello.

No, it just takes a while. Samro just showed up. Hello. Rywewe just showed up.

Okay, uh, so what do you want to do? Write a letter to Twitch? Should we call Twitch's

customer support? Oh, you're on Twitch! Yeah. I thought you were on Instagram. Oh, Instagram works. We don't have to call

Instagram. Should we call Twitch's customer support? Yeah, we'll text them it. Is this Twitch customer support?

Do you have any support for this product? We have nine viewers. Yo. Okay, look, so we're

building a computer. Um, you guys already missed, Alex said it was great content hearing me put the

CPU fan on because I had to remove the fans and I asked if I was, what do they think, I'm made of

time? I had to use a torque wrench, but I don't have a torque wrench, so I estimated it and it

said online don't estimate it, but, um, you have a mental breakdown and meanwhile I'm paying

five dollars a month for streams. I'm not having a mental breakdown. We're building a computer and

Alex is gonna film. Yeah, I volunteered. Yeah, it's a long, Alex, the stream's gonna be two hours, so I hope

you're not doing anything for the next two hours. All right, so this is my computer.

Um, we're building it. You can read chat to me. Uh, we might be able to, no, we can't mount the phone. Oh,

we should use the new light I purchased for streaming. My old light broke because it was low quality.

This light is a high quality.

Look at how bright this light is. Wow. All right, let's just put a little light, a little light

down here. Is that pretty good? Yeah, it looks great. All right, um, turn on all the lights too.

I love this desk lamp. You know that? Yeah, the desk lamp is good. That light weirdly blinks. I

don't trust it. Let me get all the heat. Wait, the black one? Yeah. Okay, so this is my computer.

Um, this is an AMD Epic. Wait. What? We're getting the flashing, you know, when the light looks like

it's pulsing. Oh, is it from that one or this one? It's from the desk lamp, actually. No, it can't be

from the desk lamp. It's not from this one? It's from the desk lamp. It's from the desk lamp? Yeah.

With the desk lamp's POV webbing? Yeah. Oh, wow. Is that better? Yeah.

Does it have an LED bulb? Actually, I don't know how to say this, but I think the other one's doing

it too. I won't be able to know until you stop moving. They're all doing it. It could just be

the way the screen is displaying. Yeah. Well, these... It's fine. It's not a big deal. It's just

subtle. Okay. So we're building a computer. You can read to me anything good from chat.

Um, we already put in one stick of memory. Oh, sorry. I missed the chat. This app is not great.

Well, we can call Twitch's customers. Can we have horizontal video? Yeah, I think it's

reasonable. Should we be horizontal? Did it actually go horizontal? I just turned the whole

phone. Did that work? No. Flip it horizontally. How's horizontal, guys? Did it work? Hold on.

We gotta wait. Looks good here on the stream. The sun's flickering. Okay.

Edit stream, hide chat, stream manager. Is it actually horizontal? Did you make it horizontal?

Bad. Everyone says it's perfect. Nope. Bad. They're kidding. They'll tell you anything's

perfect. Okay. No, because we have to unlock my phone's rotate, and now we are horizontal. Oh,

there we go. Yes, this is the custom hardware build. This is a custom hardware build for Tiny

Fran. So let's go over some components we have. So I believe I would know, because I didn't actually

look at the CPU. People are happy. They might have sold me the wrong CPU. I didn't really look.

We're starting off with a Rome D8-2T slash BCM motherboard. This motherboard is made by ASRock,

which is Asus's professional data center division. It has an AMD EPYC CPU. It has

seven full-bandwidth PCIe ports. Oh, we're gonna have to steal the NVMe from that computer.

Okay. So these are sticks of memory. They are made by Samsung in the Philippines.

They are eight gigabytes each. But the reason that I bought them, I had other memory. The problem

with my other memory was it was not fast memory. They're asking how you like the AMD Rock stuff.

Oh, well, RockM is terrible, but one of the goals of the tiny corporation is to fuck Nvidia.

And that's why we are building with AMD. Even though they're not as good,

if I can get AMD to be on MLPerf by the end of the year, I want to put them on the map. I want

to make a competitor. Nvidia's screwing you guys, by the way. There's a lot of stuff that could be

enabled on Nvidia GPUs that would make training much better, but they choose not to enable it.

So we at the tiny corporation stick with AMD. They're a nice developer-friendly corporation.

So these are RDNA3 GPUs, and RDNA3 is completely publicly documented. That's good guy AMD.

Nvidia documents PTX, but they don't even implement a document. They're a low-level

assembly called SAS for their GPUs. But AMD will tell you everything you need to know

about RDNA3, and that's why we at the tiny corporation have two beautiful 7900 XTX GPUs.

So this is actually a Bitcoin mining case. This case is designed for Bitcoin mining,

but the only real difference between Bitcoin mining rigs and what we're building here

is these. So these are 16x PCIe4 extenders, and hopefully they work.

And they may not, but hopefully they do.

People want to know prices.

For what?

Everything.

The motherboard was $649. We just bought another one for $610 on eBay, but it's $649 retail.

The CPU. So I bought some cheap CPUs. I can show them to you.

Actually, the good guy on eBay sent me two instead of one, so that's always nice.

I bought some cheap EPYC CPUs. They're really cheap. These are the cheapest.

They're Gen 2 EPYCs, and these were $200.

But someone on the TinyGrav Discord, which if you're not on the TinyGrav Discord, you should

not. Only join if you're going to contribute, and if you're going to whine, you shouldn't.

Convinced me to buy a better CPU. So this is actually, this is a $6,000 CPU,

and it came out in 2019.

Is it easy?

We got it for $800.

These sticks of memory cost $44 each.

Actually, no. $44 was this, I think I paid $38 each for them.

I could have gotten 16 gig sticks for $44, but they were dual rank instead of single rank,

and they weren't on the qualified vendor list for this motherboard, so I didn't go with them.

I don't really need RAM. What am I going to do with RAM?

NVMEs are so fast these days.

If you can't pull everything you need off disk, then what are you doing?

So I have 64 gigs of RAM, which is a lot of RAM.

Am I getting paid for this?

What? What'd you say?

So I paid $300 for this RAM.

Oh, there was this company on Amazon that was selling Samsung compatible RAM, and that was $200,

and I almost bought it, but then some guy complained that it wouldn't run at the full speed,

and I was just like, you know, buy the real one.

So I went to memory.net, sponsor, memory.net.

No, none of these people sponsor me.

HiBall doesn't sponsor me, memory.net doesn't sponsor me.

If you want to sponsor me, reach out to my publishers, okay?

I'm a great person to have sponsor your content.

I will shill for very cheap.

The amount of views I get for how cheap I will shill,

but the thing is, I will only shill if your thing is good.

If Portugal contacted me, I would tell them no.

I would have to tell Portugal no.

Well, I would tell Portugal that I'll shill for Portugal,

but I'll also tell the truth about Portugal.

So, you know, they may not want to hire me as a shill.

Hiring me doesn't actually get you anything.

I mostly just shill for things,

but I think I will legitimately like your company more if you pay me to shill for it.

They want to know what your minimum shill rate is.

Uh, no, you see, it's not about the money.

It's not making me feel like I matter.

They think your personality is different when I'm here

versus when I'm not here on stream.

Is that true?

I don't think so.

I think you're just in a good mood today.

I'm in a pretty good mood today.

I did a lot of physical activity in our data center.

How many watts is the power supply?

Oh, we have an EVGA 1600 watt power supply,

but we also purchased some server power supplies.

This is a Dell server power supply.

It's 2,000 watts, but it's only 2,000 watts if you have 220 volts.

So only Europeans get to enjoy all those watts.

European watt enjoyers.

Americans do not get all these watts.

Americans only get 1,000 watts.

You don't want to show them?

So where it says not to exceed 1,000 watts.

Yeah, so I bought some 2,400 watt Dell power supplies

and they can do 1,400 watts.

So we're going to go with those.

Okay, so I'm just going to reattach the fans here.

These are Noctua fans.

Let me tell you Noctua's secret.

I'll let you in on Noctua's secret.

Noctua buys 12 volt fans and then runs into five volts.

Yeah, you guys know the secret.

Let me check my friendly motherboard manual.

This is the box that the motherboard came in.

Oh, I also had to buy another power supply cable

because they sent me some European one.

It was the motherboard manual.

Did they not give me a motherboard manual?

No, it definitely came with one.

It's very nice.

You can download it online.

Okay, here we go.

This is everything I need.

System fan connector fan one.

All right, it's not even as they don't even have CPU fan connectors.

We have 244 viewers.

Sweet, that's not many.

I think it's wrong.

It's probably wrong.

Um, I posted a video of common body in the discord.

Did anyone care?

Someone's asking about it.

Oh, they have 348 on theirs.

Yeah, this thing is wrong.

Yeah, what are you going to do?

Contact which technical support?

Yeah, you can't because they don't have technical support and neither should come.

Oh, I put that fan on not where I want it.

Okay, which way do we want the air to go?

We want the air to go that way or we want the air to go that way?

I think we want the air to go that way.

So I think this is wrong.

You guys like to see more George or more computer content?

Oh, good.

They're suggesting the right direction.

Good, good, good.

All right, and then we're going to turn it on and who thinks it's going to work?

You guys missed me installing the processor.

That was that was quality content.

I'm sorry, I missed it.

Thanks, guys.

You can have more Alex content another day.

They want Alex content.

Did you update the BIOS thermal grease action?

I did.

Oh, you missed the thermal grease.

Oh, you missed everything.

Oh, I did thermal grease here.

You know what I can show you?

I'll show you a piece of cardboard I used to spread the thermal grease.

The actually this thing suggested not spreading the thermal grease.

It suggested just putting dots and I was like, where I come from, we spread thermal grease.

Where I come from, we spread thermal grease.

And where I come from is New Jersey.

Damn, you guys are saying that George should shill things.

But the auto mod is holding your post for name calling.

Oh, they're trying to call me a shill.

That's a compliment, man.

I take that as a compliment if I get called a shill.

You know, before it overheats.

What?

Oh, come on.

I got too many.

Look at all these fans.

It's not going to overheat.

George does have great hair.

Oh, they like my hair.

Oh, thank you.

Wait, this is the worst.

Noctua.

Oh, you got Noctua fans?

If you paid me to shill, I'd be nicer right now.

Oh, yes, they're Noctua fans.

You know, Noctua is secret.

I told you.

They just use 12 volt fans and call them 5 volt fans.

Everyone's like, wow, they're so quiet.

Yeah, because you're putting only 5 of the 12 volts into them.

But they actually are pretty good fans.

I like this line.

You can tell it's Noctua because look at the color.

Only Noctua color.

Everyone else just colors their fans black.

Noctua picked like the worst colored plastic and used it as a brand.

It's pretty good, actually.

It's impressive, actually.

Oh, sorry, I got my nails in there.

OK, we have to make sure this one.

Does this one reach?

Do we need socks?

No, George is barefoot right now.

This is a barefoot activity.

Great.

OK, we have CPU and RAM.

Do we need power cables now?

All right, we might need power cables.

Let me get out my friendly bag of power cables.

I was expecting that to make more satisfying noise.

All right.

So this is a modular power supply.

It's called a fully modular power supply, which means you get double connectors.

One on the power supply side and one on the motherboard side.

I don't want to take a nap.

Well, who's going to hold the camera?

Do we have a thing?

A tripod?

Who's going to read chat?

What's he building?

That thing needs some blinker fluid.

Ribbons on the GPUs.

Blinker fluid?

Oh, don't worry.

We have plenty of RGB LEDs.

Gamers love RGB LEDs.

We've learned this.

OK.

I hate how thick this wire is.

It just doesn't like bend nicely, you know?

OK, for those new to the chat, just tell them what's going on.

So this is the tiny corporation's new computer.

I spent a lot of money on it.

Way more than the tiny corp has.

The tiny corp is going into debt to me.

The tiny corp owes me a lot of money, actually.

The tiny corp owes me back salary.

So when the tiny corp finally gets funding,

it'll have to pay me.

OK, these are VGA things, so we don't need those.

This is a SATA power.

I don't know anyone who needs that.

Useless.

What's this?

VGA.

We're going to need VGA.

Look at how many VGAs we're going to have to connect.

SATA.

CPU.

Here we go.

We need this one, too.

Wait a second.

How many CPUs does this thing have?

We need one big ATX one?

Do we have that?

I hope we have that.

OK, it has CPU 1 and CPU 2.

Let's see.

There's got to be two CPUs then.

VGA, VGA, CPU.

Little city, a little town.

Perif.

This is an ad for Kizzix.

Shoes that put themselves on you.

If you're bored of streaming, you can give the camera to me and I'll make it work.

Are you bored of streaming?

I'm just tired.

This is tiny corporate headquarters.

This is tiny corporate headquarters.

We've been looking at renting a few other headquarters in the local San Diego area.

What's my favorite Pokemon?

Charizard.

How is my personality different when Alex is around?

He's really, really hit a nerve.

Oh, thank you.

I was thinking of getting you a painting of the pirate flag instead of this cheap pirate flag.

I like the cheap pirate flag.

You think pirates have a painting of the pirate flag?

I thought it would be nice.

Once you become an overfunded pirate, it's already bad enough I drive a Rolls Royce.

You know, you really lose the pirate spirit at some point.

That's what I mean.

Can you take road trips in the Rolls Royce?

No, you can't.

Because you've just lost the spirit.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

We could laser cut a cool flag.

I was going to paint him before.

We're super well-funded pirates.

You think people would be pirates if they were well-funded?

No, they legitimately buy the content on Amazon Prime.

They want to hear more ads for Tiny Corp.

Oh, well, okay.

So the Tiny Corp is not hiring unless you want to work for free.

If you want to work for free, the Tiny Corp will hire.

But here's the thing about working for free.

The Tiny Corp also won't help you.

Like, they won't manage you.

So you can just submit pull requests on Tiny Grab if you'd like to work for the Tiny Corp.

And then maybe someday, if we have funding, we will hire you and pay you a salary.

The goals of the Tiny Corp, the big goal of the Tiny Corp for the rest of the year

is to build a training library that's competitive with PyTorch on AMD GPUs.

I spent almost $5,000 on this computer.

Less than that.

I don't know.

I didn't really add it up.

But let's just say $5,000.

So that's how much in debt we are and how much money value we have to extract from this endeavor.

It's a very nice computer.

And this will be the new Tiny Corp's computer.

I'm also going to buy five more of these GPUs.

And that's what this is for.

But this fan is too tall.

I can't fit a GPU on top of it, which is kind of a problem.

See how tall it is?

I think I could fit a GPU here, one here, one here.

We have to at least fit six.

We don't need seven because technically...

Okay, so if you want to go multi-machine,

you need to put a Mellanox network card or some network card in.

And you need to get...

Oh, another advantage to the AMD GPUs over NVIDIA.

The NVIDIA consumer GPUs don't support peer-to-peer,

meaning in order to get data from one GPU to the other,

you have to first go to your system memory.

And this becomes a huge bottleneck if you have lots of GPUs.

But on this computer, we can go directly from this GPU to this GPU

because these are AMD GPUs.

Brought to you by AMD.

No, but I really do want to get a sponsorship from AMD.

If AMD wants to sponsor this computer,

I will build a large rack of these computers full of these GPUs,

and I will make training fast for their GPUs.

Shots fired NVIDIA.

No, someone's got to do something about NVIDIA.

No, like someone really has to do something.

Well, if you do know someone at AMD who's interested,

you can email.

You email them and like you work it out,

and then like if they seem cool...

What email can I share publicly?

What, do you want an email?

If someone...

No psychotic rants, just useful content.

Oh my god, the amount of psychotic rants I get.

By the way, no, we don't have to tell them about my current feud.

I'm feuding with somebody right now.

They owe me money, all right?

They owe me money and I'm going to take it.

I'm going to sue someone, guys.

George is always feuding.

No, no, and you know what?

I right now have zero private investigators on payroll,

and that's not enough private investigators.

Okay, three GPU wires.

I don't like the ones that have two.

See, these ones have two.

I don't have to use those.

I don't have to use those.

Okay, we need to connect power to the GPU.

Now, because we only have two GPUs,

we can all...

This is a 1600 watt power supply,

which may I point out are very, very expensive.

This was $350.

This 2000 watt server power supply was only...

I paid like $55 for it.

So, yeah.

Okay, George, if you just move a little bit closer to the back wall,

I just get everything in the video better.

You want me to move?

Just like a foot back.

Like I move the computer back?

Yeah.

Oh, this is so much better.

Okay, okay.

A little more, a little more.

Yeah.

I bought...

Oh, I bought large rubber feet for this computer.

I learned all about the different types of rubber feet you could buy.

Okay, do I have to plug them in in any order?

Sorry, guys, I lost count.

That one's VGA 7.

No, I'm not plugging it in any order.

This assumes you don't have GigaChad graphics cards.

Okay, is this gonna reach?

Oh, like barely.

Guys, I'm not bored.

I just have heard a lot already about the computer.

So...

Who do you think I beta test my content on, guys?

That's right.

George is already complaining and I said the people would love this.

Also, what's my favorite George feud?

Um, probably the Orange Julius.

What?

No, that's Jack in the Box.

Yeah.

I'm not feuding with Orange Julius.

I'm feuding with Jack in the Box.

You just said that to trigger me and get me to talk about Jack in the Box.

Guys, I don't even want to talk.

I'm just...

Do you remember that second time we went to Jack in the Box?

Never forget.

Dude, like, it was 9.57.

It closes at 10.

Serve me fucking fries.

You can't just have rules and then not follow them.

Just, like, close the door if you're not going to serve food.

Exactly!

No, and then they said that that person was like,

if you go up to the counter, they're not going to serve you.

And then they did because the person at the counter at the Jack in the Box didn't know the rules.

I haven't had any beef in a while.

I did have some beef with Gucci.

Oh, the Gucci candle.

You haven't heard about the Gucci candle, guys?

We got the candle situation resolved, but it only took 500 emails to all the Gucci executives.

Yo, yeah, if you just email executives and companies,

most companies, it'll do something.

If you do this in common, it actually does nothing.

Whoa, George, I just, I want to debunk this message from Camp C.

George is actually really quite always very kind to service people.

Who said I was mean?

I think they misinterpreted your complaint about Jack in the Box,

but I will say George is never mean to service people.

They told me that, yeah, they did.

No, it was ridiculous, you guys.

He got mad at me one time because a bank teller was really slow,

and I said I couldn't wait for a job to be replaced by the machines,

and it really upset George.

Yeah, it's not our fault she works at the bank.

She can't do anything about Big Bank.

That woman could have kept Jack in the Box open for three more minutes,

and she was just being a dick.

George is a 20% tipper.

Look, look, most of the time, I'm nice to most service people.

Most of the time, I'm nice.

Look, if you're nice, I'm nice.

If you're neutral, I'm nice.

But if you're a dick, I'm going to be a dick back, right?

You can't just expect me to be nice.

That's not how it works.

You guys, George did go to the barber, and he cut his hair too short.

This is the perfect length.

What?

Who cut my hair too short?

I love crew cuts, man.

You go to the barber, you ask for a crew cut.

Oh, I love the Italian barber.

I'm so happy at the barber.

I tip more than 20% of that barber.

I was very happy because I was unhappy with my last haircut.

The one I got before Twitter, I was unhappy with.

Then I went back to the Italians, and they did a good job, my people.

I don't know who George's barber is.

He goes to lots of different people.

Sometimes we have a woman come.

One of our comma perks is haircuts.

It's true.

She's pretty good.

I'm pretty happy with those haircuts.

Victoria will come and give haircuts at the office.

One time I went to one, and where was that place?

I was unhappy.

Hillcrest.

You guys, George does not like me to put scissors near him.

No, just near my eyes.

Someone suggested I should cut your hair.

What?

Because I got other shit to do.

Hold this video camera.

You know how to do a crew cut?

I think I could do a crew cut.

Guys, guys, guys, real question.

Do these wires go down here, or do they go above this?

I only give Mohawks.

I'm worried about these wires hitting the...

We're going to get another view.

His hair's not too long.

I only have experience with Mohawks, so I'm going to just stick with that.

I'm not happy about this.

Fine, whatever.

George with a Mohawk.

It would be interesting, I think.

I don't know if he has the face shape for it.

Guys, we're building a computer.

Alex, are you responsible for getting distracted by chat?

I get distracted by chat sometimes, too.

But then I remember that I'm distracted by chat.

Some parts of building a computer are not that, you know, entertaining.

We're connecting the wires.

No, no, no, no.

You see, but you're letting them go off topic.

You can't let them go off topic, Alex.

I love how you just shoot your clothes in the corner.

Alex.

What?

Do you know what happens when you let them go off topic?

It's like when you let the inmates run the asylum.

I don't agree.

And I do think that we could talk about your haircut for like at least an hour.

Alex, but this isn't an appropriate topic for this channel.

Tell us about the first computer you built.

No, I told you.

Do you remember how I don't remember the past?

Do you think I remember the first computer I built?

Tell us.

I don't remember last weekend.

Honestly, what did I do last weekend?

Do you know?

Because I don't.

I went to the tailor.

I didn't.

I got a...

I got you something.

Highballs.

I got you highballs.

We've got to drink highballs.

Sponsored.

Trying to remember what I did.

What I did last weekend.

I think I went to work.

I slept.

I went to yoga twice.

I went to the grocery store.

I got us fresh pasta.

Oh, I ate all that pasta.

That's true.

Yo, when Alex buys...

Alex can't buy bread anymore.

I love bread.

Explain highballs to Canadian.

Well, I think that's a reasonable question.

Explain highballs to a Canadian?

Highballs are what you call an energy...

Is your airline good, by the way?

If you're a genuine Canadian.

Is Air Canada good?

It's an energy seltzer.

So it doesn't have any sugar.

But it just has energy.

It's just energy.

And it has guarana, ginseng, caffeine.

It's like I used to drink Monsters and Red Bulls.

But they had sugar in them.

It's no sugar.

I prefer to save my sugar for bread.

Okay.

I had major beef with Air Canada.

It's not good.

That's what I told George.

I don't think Air Canada is good.

And WestJet's...

Yo, you know how I know fuck WestJet?

Because it's in Gucci gang.

Everybody knows that.

Fuck WestJet.

I wouldn't call it a generic energy drink.

It's just, it's solid.

Um, you can get it at Whole Foods.

All right.

I think we're done with power cables.

George has some new aggressive flight rules.

He's really only flying in big planes.

No, no, no, no, no.

Guys, there's only two good planes in the sky.

The 787 and the A350.

The A380 is also a nice plane.

So there's actually three good planes in the sky.

The A380, the A350, and the 787.

Um, do I want to fly on, you know,

on economy on a 777 with a 343 layout?

Like, no, I don't.

I don't.

That sounds like hell.

Do I want to fly on Emirates first class

in the upper story in the A380

where I get my own room and can close the door

and can order food whenever I want?

That's what I want, Sam Chui.

No, so yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, coming back from India,

I took two Lufthansa business class flights.

Just very competent.

A350s comes right to the San Diego airport.

Wonderful flight.

All right, George, it's time for our video update

for those who are new to the stream

to tell them what you're doing.

Wow, this is like how you'd want to structure it

if we actually want to like get viewers

and I didn't just do this as a

as a self-aggrandizing ego exercise.

Uh, all right, so my name is George.

Um, I, uh, used to be famous when I was young.

Uh, then I realized that fame is bad

because look what happens to famous people.

Look at like Elvis, man.

Imagine Elvis just like was an accountant.

He would have lived a lot longer.

This is terrible.

This is garbage.

Discontent?

Yes.

No, really though.

People think they want to be famous, but they don't.

What does it say?

If you think you want to be famous, try being rich first.

Okay, I asked you to talk about the computer

and now you're talking about fame

and who's off topic now?

Okay, who's gone off topic?

This is what this channel is about.

Who's talking about science?

This is what this channel is about.

It's not about my stupid ass haircut.

It's about challenging the general paradigms of society, guys.

You know what I mean?

J.K. Rowling is wrong.

Trans women are women.

That's right.

That's right.

We're challenging the paradigms of society.

Poor J.K. Rowling.

Does anyone really feel bad?

No, no, we're not talking about J.K. Rowling.

Wow, I love this.

You went to India and you came back less enlightened.

How?

Oh, oh, oh, don't get me started on India, you guys.

Church, church, church.

Deep breaths.

Oh, and we're building a computer.

This is using an AMD EPYC CPU.

It's a single CPU.

Do you know this CPU has 128 PCIe 4 lanes?

Seven of them go to these PCIe x16 slots.

So that's 112 lanes.

Then we have some, only one of the M2s can be used.

We also have a dual 10 gigabit network, which sadly is on the PCIe 4.

You guys, nothing happened in India, though.

I did think George got scabies, but he didn't.

No, I didn't get scabies.

Don't spread rumors about my scabies.

All right, let's plug it in and see what happens.

We have new viewers and they want to hear a little bit more about your relationship to AMD via NVIDIA.

Oh, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

One of the goals of the tiny corp is fucking NVIDIA.

And here's why we have to fucking NVIDIA.

You know, sometimes someone gets a little bit full of themselves and they just start price gouging

and they start artificially limiting their stuff.

And if we had a robust market where we had competition, they wouldn't do this.

Uh, so don't get, yeah.

The NVIDIA chips, for example, these chips support peer to peer.

Alex, that's not allowed on Twitch.

These chips support peer to peer, meaning the cards.

Meaning the cards can talk to each other directly without going through system wrap.

NVIDIA cards can't do this.

And I posted an issue on their driver and they haven't replied to me yet.

Because you know what the real answer is?

Fuck you.

That's why.

So we have to fucking NVIDIA right back.

And that's why we support AMD.

All right, you guys ready to turn it on?

All right, we got a green light.

Let's try this button.

I don't know what that's.

Uh, wait, does this button not do what I think it does?

What does this button do?

Oh, no, they added you to wikifeed.com.

Yeah, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

You know, I did post feed pics before, but only on my truth social.

I thought it was a good use of that.

Um, okay.

I think we're going to have to plug in the little wire.

It came with the motherboard, actually, that turns it on.

Because I don't think this is an on-off switch.

Let's check the friendly motherboard manual here.

What does that button do?

UID1.

What does the button do?

UID switch.

What's a UID switch?

Can someone Google that and tell me what it is?

Thanks, sub.

Seven months.

Oh, we have to also, oh, I don't really want to turn that computer off.

We're not going to have a hard drive.

We have to take it out of that computer.

Yo, do you want to do something?

Do you want to do a hot swap?

Do you want to just pull it out while the computer's on?

Sounds dangerous.

I think it'll work.

Ah!

This computer's called Quiet.

You can meet my computers.

It's a Ryzen 5950.

It has a, uh, it has both an NVIDIA GPU and a, uh, and an AMD GPU.

Um, it has an AIO water cooling CPU.

That's why it's so quiet.

The hot swap is extra.

Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

This is, this is, this is real content.

All right, now watch me be an idiot and drop the screw in the motherboard.

All right, so I have a tiny Phillips screwdriver right here.

Is this going to work?

You guys, have you ever seen feet before?

Okay, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, you got to get that out of here.

This is, this is going to break my computer.

Oh, and I dropped the screw.

Shh, guys.

Let George focus.

The screw and the hardware.

Oh, cute cheer track.

I don't think we crashed the computer.

Do you think we crashed it?

It seems fine.

Why can't you just turn it off?

Oh, because I have like stuff I want to put in a teamwork session and I don't want to

turn it off.

It's a Linux computer.

It's very stable.

Hot swap, guys.

Hot swap.

Oh, it's hot swappable.

It's supposed to be, right?

It's not mounted.

It should be fine.

I put it in.

I didn't even use it.

Okay.

You guys, real facts about George.

He's, he's only 15 years old.

He's only five foot four.

Yeah, just like Tom Cruise, bro.

Okay, we have to put it in the correct M2 slot.

I believe it's M22, but I'm not 100% on that.

One of these M2 slots is turned off.

I'm not sure it tells me.

Wait, does motherboard not come with a manual?

The power supply came with a manual.

The motherboard didn't.

Why would they do that?

People want the desk setup?

I'm pretty sure it's M22.

Don't show them the desk.

They don't deserve the desk.

Oh, no.

Alex, you're getting distracted.

They're asking a lot about why you don't have a grounding strap on.

Oh, because grounding straps are for people who are scared.

Do I look scared?

I'm kind of hungry.

You're hungry?

Should we eat all the ice cream?

Yes.

Alex, you're getting distracted more than the people.

Cool.

All right, it's that time in the stream where you tell the new viewers what you're doing.

Stop it!

Okay, look at the screw that came in this bag.

Let's try this one screw.

Can you rewrap the computer by hot unplugging the PCIe?

No.

Cool.

I think the computer's screaming inside.

Because George is not on drugs.

Why do they always think I'm on drugs, man?

I'm just on highballs, bro.

Sponsored by highball and AMD and fucking video.

Do you want to see inside George's closet?

No, stop it!

No, seriously, you can't show him the closet.

No, you're done.

You're done.

You're done.

You guys are the reason Alex loses her job as a streamer.

You can't show him things like that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No other memory.

Let's put the other memory away.

Wait, Alex, can we get a close-up shot of this?

Can we get a close-up shot of this?

Um, yeah, of course.

I'm gonna put the memory one at a time in slots.

I have not tried Celsius.

It looks disgusting.

I am a troll.

Just kidding.

It's part of my identity.

They're asking if you could, you know, do it like Gibby would do it.

Oh, yeah.

Slowly.

Oh, no, our internet's down.

What?

Just turn off.

They're back.

They're back.

You didn't miss anything.

You just missed these memories.

I don't have the patience for ASMR, man.

This memory is slow, and that's why it goes in the box.

If it was fast, it wouldn't go in the box.

Wait, what?

Is that one different than the others?

Yeah, it is.

It's brown on top.

What?

This is SK Hanex, and this is Samsung?

That's just offensive, man.

Oh, did I take the wrong one out?

I might have.

I took this out of a computer.

That's a later problem.

Now we just have to figure out how to turn the power on.

What is this?

Oh, this is a...

Are these sadists?

Wow, it's like a big sadist and a little sadist.

It's like two big sadists and a little sadist.

Strappies.

You know what this is, guys?

I came with my case.

It's a power switch.

Thanks, Xbox Plasma, for the follow.

Wait, no, they have to subscribe.

They don't get thanked if they just follow.

Oh, I thought he's so sorry.

That didn't give me any money!

We're gonna ban you if you don't sub right now.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

He didn't know.

He can follow.

That's okay.

Box panel one.

Panel one.

Speaker one.

Why is this so difficult?

Wait, you guys, is the stream working?

George is reading the instructions at the end.

You can enable me.

You can turn off Wi-Fi.

Don't worry.

I don't even understand.

Where's power?

Oh, Carlos subscribed.

Yeah, that's fine.

You can thank him for that.

Wait, oh, here, power on.

Cellular data was turned off for Twitch.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay, so look at this.

We have a header.

We're back.

And it's a system panel.

Is that better and not choppy?

Give him a second.

Are we okay, guys?

We're back.

The data wasn't turned on.

Literally, it's George's back.

We're back.

Okay, all right, guys.

You ready for the moment of truth?

You ready?

This is a power bomb.

Oh, the fans.

George, where's your good posture?

Okay, we need a monitor.

Well, do I have a lot of GPUs or what?

Yeah, let's just turn off this computer.

That's fine.

We'll be able to turn it back on later.

Why did I not just turn it off before?

Why do I do things like this, Alex?

How many GPUs?

Didn't count.

They're asking questions.

They didn't count.

Can they count?

I don't know.

Oh, still F.

Oh, guys, are we streaming?

Two AMD GPUs.

People seem really concerned about why you don't wear socks.

Is this like a thing?

What?

Not wearing socks?

I like socks for inside electricity, you know?

I like always wear socks, I guess.

No, they're saying F.

They're saying F?

Okay, should we put it back on Wi-Fi?

It's back.

Wi-Fi's back on.

It's working.

Okay.

They just like to complain about stuff.

Okay.

All right.

Fake news.

This DP is connected to my computer.

Which GPU should we plug it into?

Left GPU or right GPU?

Okay.

I see my toes.

It doesn't reach.

Is this a DP or is this an HDRI?

Oh, it's a DP.

Oh, satisfying.

Oh, thanks for the sub, Hamza.

We also need to connect the keyboard and the mouse.

DP stands for DisplayPort.

Stands for something else, too, but we're on Twitch.

Double points.

All right.

All right.

Moment of truth.

Let's see if anything shows up on the monitor.

We got 550 viewers.

Oh, sweet.

They can all watch me fail.

Are you gonna show up on the monitor, guys?

Let's fire up this computer.

Let's go.

Are you gonna install a DVD-A?

You mean NVIDIA?

No fucking video.

Wait, is it working?

Does anyone trust PCIe extenders?

Because I don't.

Okay, we got a 54, 26.

I get that bad joke now.

What?

Oh.

Wait, why doesn't it work?

Oh, I guess I'm hungry.

Why is there nothing on the screen?

I'm gonna go get some snacks.

Oh.

They want you to stream the snacks.

Oh, are you going to come to the kitchen?

No, I'm going to bring snacks.

Change GPU.

Okay, so should we use the other GPU?

Wow, look at those fans.

Yo, they spinning.

All right, we try this GPU.

Is it booting?

I don't know.

Memory training?

Maybe.

I don't know.

What do those numbers mean?

Oh, it's counting down.

All right, well, I like that it has this thing.

It's a bomb.

Disable BIOS delay.

Why would anyone have that as an option?

It's going to explode.

9A.

Um, is it doing something, guys?

Hey, turn the fans back on.

Oh, ASRock.

ASRock Rack.

Oh, yes.

All right, let's go into setup.

Okay.

Welcome to ASRock Rack setup.

We have an AMD EPYC 7662 64 core processor.

We have 64 gigs of 8 GB RDMs operating at 3200 megahertz.

That's enough megahertz for everybody.

Giving us a total memory of 64 gigabytes.

Um, let's see what our NVMEs are.

We have a Samsung SSD 990 Pro 2 TB on bus 41.

The NVME size is 2 gigabytes.

Did I flash the Samsung firmware?

No, do I have to?

All right, we got some numbers here.

This all seems pretty good.

Oh, there's a bug?

Really?

No, when do I have to update it?

I will.

Oh, is this the one where it like times out?

Uh, okay.

How do I disable BIOS slow?

You said there's an option for BIOS slow?

Whoa, do we want RAS?

I don't know.

So, uh-oh.

I hope we enable that on the other computer.

Okay, how do I get stats on the PCIes?

I don't need that.

I don't know what that is.

Yeah, right?

Server BIOS is, it's like, bro, we gotta...

I mean, it's very responsive, I must say.

What snacks did you bring?

Okay, let's save changes and exit.

Uh, we gotta install...

We gotta set up, uh, your buncher.

How are we gonna do that?

I think I have a...

It's like bread, George.

It's called Tarallini.

It's like a...

No, it's an Italian carb.

Can I have one?

Yeah, I don't know if you've had one of these before.

Give me a Taglini.

Tarallini.

It's like a knock-off pretzel.

It's like a knock-off pretzel, yeah.

It's an Italian pretzel.

Um, wait, for real talk, how are we gonna install a buncher?

I have a...

I don't know where it is.

Alex, we need a thing to install your buncher.

How are we gonna install your buncher?

All right, let's check the wire box.

Do they want to come to the wires box?

They want you to install Arch Linux as entertainment.

No!

Never installing Arch Linux again, guys.

I want my computer to work.

None of these wires are good.

Oh, this is the wire I'm looking for.

You know what that wire is?

Real life George's house.

We're also eating very delicious maple almond butter filled pretzel nuggets.

We don't have very many left.

We're very excited to discover that they're not like real pretzels.

I knew this is D.

I'm gonna go to work and get one.

USB keys like don't work.

So maybe we can find one that does.

We need a USB key.

Do you have one?

I think I do, actually.

Is it good?

A lot of USB drives are very bad.

It might be at work, though.

Oh, everything's at work.

I have so many USBs at work.

Whoa, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa, wait, you guys really want to do something adventurous?

Who wants to get pixie booting to work?

You want to try to get pixie booting to work?

Did you tell them about ice cream?

What ice cream?

What are you talking about ice cream?

He asked if there's an electronics store on the way to ice cream.

What ice cream?

Maybe I'll just make popcorn.

Why do you want to eat this shit?

Oh, should I just reheat the pizza from yesterday?

I'll just eat it cold.

Do you want to just eat yesterday's pizza?

Oh, it's so good.

Wait, we just ate so much proctein by a lobster, though.

George just likes regular popcorn.

But I have non-SSD hard drives.

You need the stream to run for another half an hour.

We're not going anywhere.

Oh, it's my home drug test that I told him I was going to take on stream.

Oh, why don't you do that?

If someone will sponsor my drug test for $100,

I will legitimately take that drug test.

Do you have-

And I'll give you the money back right now.

Do you have Venmo?

How do they pay you?

PayPal GeoHot?

PayPal GeoHot, yeah.

If someone PayPal's GeoHot in the next minute,

he'll take the drug test on stream.

That's right.

You got, I don't know what time it is because-

And then we can finally debunk the myth that I'm on drugs.

I don't even think I'll test positive for a week.

$100, GeoHot at gmail.com, PayPal.

And he'll take the drug test on stream.

We need network wire, too.

Oh, okay, I have one of those.

Oh, George is not an Adderall.

Oh, I absolutely did the drug test.

Uncensored?

Yeah, he'll do it right here on stream.

I mean, like, I will turn around, but yeah,

it'll be able to, like, see that I'm not cheating.

I'm not gonna, like, go in the bathroom and pee.

Like, you guys know, you know I prepared this

and have a guy in there.

Like, you're just gonna hear that shit forever.

So you're like, watch me, I'll turn around, you know.

But it's $100.

There's nothing wrong with taking-

Oh, can I have one?

These are terrible.

You want to reheat some pizza?

Yeah.

What's wrong, George?

I have an SSD in that computer.

The question is, do I want to use it?

Let's see, let's open up that computer.

How about a computer?

Why?

Someone just said, what is this Blair Witch Project?

Sorry, guys.

All right, they want to see this computer?

It's a Z840.

It used to be used for my crypto company,

but I no longer have a crypto company.

Step back.

Okay, I also want to solve the mystery.

Okay, I also want to solve the mystery

of why one of the memories is Samsung,

because this is the computer that I took the memory out of.

Should we just rob this computer of everything?

It feels like that time that I went to that woman's house

and took my bed.

Wait, what?

Oh.

All the memories in this computer match.

A woman took your bed?

I also had to rest you under my beds once.

No, I just, like, left it at a house,

and then one day just showed up and took it.

Yeah, I did the same thing.

Are we the same person?

Oh, no.

You know what I have in here?

Oh, I got something way better.

You know how much terabytes these are?

These are eight terabyte drives.

I bought them, and then I don't know if I used them.

It's not even a boot drive in this computer, which is nice.

I also had this computer.

Oh, shit.

Wait, all these RAMs are the same.

Should we just put the RAM back in this computer?

I'm never going to use this computer, am I?

Okay.

By the way.

Yeah, there's probably lost Dogecoins on this box.

You know there's Dogecoins on these hard drives we're about to format.

No, there isn't a sync of the Ethereum blockchain on these hard drives.

But what do we care?

There's actually two syncs of the Ethereum blockchain.

Well, my nails are always done.

Back when anyone cared about-

Hey, remember when anyone cared about crypto?

Do you remember those days?

Can you ask George if he plans to use HIP on AMD?

Uh, I don't know what that is.

These are still expensive hard drives.

Can you show the setup, please?

You want deeper in the computer?

What do you want to know?

These are like some Xeon craps.

You want a Xeon crap?

It's a Xeon crap.

Does comma support infinita?

What is that?

Yo, but I saw a Mahindra Scorpio, okay?

I have seen a Mahindra Scorpio.

Oh, it's a car.

Yeah.

Like a Mahindra Scorpio, Alex.

I've heard about the Mahindras.

I've seen a Mahindra Scorpio.

You have?

Yeah.

When you were in India?

Yeah.

Whoa.

I was like, babe, we've got to keep our eyes out for a Mahindra Scorpio.

And sure enough, like an hour later, we saw one.

Uh, CUDA emulation mode.

Oh, no, I'm not going to do any CUDA emulate.

Why would I want to emulate losers like NVIDIA, who artificially nerf their cars?

Oh, man, George, the Taliban has a supercar now.

Like, I don't want to Google to find out what the Taliban's made.

The Taliban?

Like, like, like the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

guys from the Taliban song?

You guys know the Taliban song?

It's a great song, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, let's unplug this and plug it back into Quiet.

We can use Quiet.

You guys, I gotta go.

I gotta make pizza.

All right.

George looks like he's all ready.

You don't need me anymore.

Well, yeah, I mean, eventually this is going to switch to a stream where we're just on the computer.

But I don't know how we're actually going to do that handoff.

Hey, can we get the A.B. guy to look into that?

Can we get the A.B. guy to look into, uh...

This is a Herman Miller sail chair.

Oh, don't tell them.

Oh, don't tell them.

Anyone who doesn't know what the chair is can't have one.

I love that this became a foot pizza stream.

Should I use my Mac?

I know this is, like, annoying to do for Mac.

I'll just use my Mac.

Where's my Mac?

It's in here?

All right, guys, question.

Ubuntu 20.04?

22.04?

Or nothing else, because Arch Linux is bad.

Did you check to see if anyone sent you $100 for the drug test?

Did anyone send me $100?

Trust me, they'd be claiming it even if they didn't.

Okay, we got...

Uh, 22.04, 22.04, 22.04.

It looks like there's a lot of votes for 22.04.

Okay, I will accept other things.

And Debian 11?

No, no, no, I'm not installing Debian.

Gentoo?

Fedora 38?

Fedora 38?

Yeah, bro, where's your Fedora?

What's Manjaro?

Oh, Manjaro.

Oh, what is Manjaro, actually?

21 Savage, Fedora.

Wow, this is a lot of weird words.

21 Savage?

But Manjaro's a real name.

I'm kidding, no.

You guys were always rooting for Temple OS.

Should we install Temple OS?

Yeah.

No, we want to actually accomplish things.

Sorry, Terry.

Rest in peace.

I mean, if we did want to accomplish things,

Temple OS might be the perfect operating system choice for us.

But considering that we do...

Oh, I also need to find...

What's Holy C?

What's Holy C?

What's the language that Temple OS is coding in?

All right, we have unofficial...

You gotta tone it down here.

We're not talking about George's experience with Ghosts,

even though he's had many of them.

What experience with Ghosts?

You mean my Rolls-Royce Ghost?

Is that what we're talking about?

That's right.

Wait, I found one of these...

Oh, I know where my USB adapter is.

I'll be right back.

It's conveniently located on my USB microscope.

This is packages...

Which confirms I do not have CDs!

I know people always ask about the bookshelf.

Joy of cooking.

Ugh, the corrections.

Highly recommended.

Caught down the shore.

All right, now we can switch here to the USB type C.

By the way, wonderful microscope, guys.

You wouldn't believe how good this thing is.

It was available on Prime now,

and it confirms that I did not have CDs.

It's amazing.

Now we can plug this.

Into here.

You guys, I'm not asking George to execute anything.

Do I want to allow it to do it?

What are we going to use the camera for?

What camera?

I didn't need a camera.

I need the USB adapter.

Oh.

From the camera.

Look, because we could be...

No, guys, this is so sick.

It's a little...

We're in the middle of something.

Oh, sorry.

Do we actually want Dambi jellyfish, guys?

What's that?

It's Ubuntu 22.0.

It's called Dambi jellyfish.

Yeah, eight TVs.

We can deal with that later.

Uh, is this what we want?

Live server.

Do we want server or desktop?

I think it's a server, right?

Do we need a...

No, I don't want any GUIs.

All right, we'll just download that just in case.

Yeah, USB microscopes needed to view TinyGrad code.

What else do we want?

Well, what other operating systems did we hear?

We have two minutes to not choose Ubuntu.

Pine cell.

How do I put the...

Yeah, the image burning guide.

Parrot OS.

Never heard of that.

All right, so let's go here in disk utility.

What do I do?

Erase.

Format.

Yo, win tiny OS.

Um, Mac, Ubuntu, installer, maker.

Okay.

Prepare the USB stick.

Launch disk utility.

Install and run Etcher.

Etcher configuration.

George, are you ready to take them back?

Can I use MS-DOS FAT?

What should we name it?

Ubuntu.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, only if you make pizza.

What's the herd kernel?

Oh, Alex.

Well, okay, so once upon a time,

there was a man named Richard Stallman.

And Richard Stallman's actually a great guy, mostly.

But he created GNU,

which is actually most of the user space for Linux.

But he didn't make the kernel.

So everyone calls it Linux.

And he's upset because it's the Linux kernel,

but it's the GNU user space.

So you have to say GNU slash Linux.

GNU is also making a kernel called herd.

Yeah.

AMD, Ubuntu, and no subscriber mode.

Wow, is this just...

Erase process failed.

Well, yeah, I mean, of course,

we can't format an eight terabyte drive to be FAT32.

Who thought that would work?

Partition?

Uh-oh.

Don't microwave the pizza.

How do I do this?

Because all we have is an eight terabyte drive, okay?

All right, let's just try APFS and see if that works.

This is our eight terabyte drive right here.

We need to install and run Etcher.

Balena Etcher.

Download Etcher.

Etcher for Mac OS.

It's only for x64.

Great, but I have...

You probably want ExFAT.

Do I have...

Is ExFAT an option?

Oh, Etcher will format again.

Okay, great.

We're creating the partition map.

All right, let's just drag Balena Etcher here over to applications.

I know what HPFS is, or APFS.

We're trying to make the ISO.

You want to be an ExFAT?

Well...

Oh, it's over here.

Okay, flash from file.

Oh, okay.

Select target.

Large drive.

This is a large drive.

Make sure it doesn't contain files you want to keep.

Oh, Time Machine can back up the disk untitled.

Did I do the stream so I didn't have to slog through this alone?

Yes.

Controversial opinion.

You know how I feel about fat shaming.

No fat shaming.

What?

No, we need more fat shaming.

Okay, who thinks this is going to work?

Type my password.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, type my password.

Oh.

Wow, should we get Etcher Pro?

Oh, it's because we have to unmount it.

Do you think if we got Etcher Pro it would work?

If I click that, is it going to break Etcher?

Yeah, I know.

I remember.

I unmounted it.

Nobody will get Etcher.

This is a large drive.

Look at my drive.

It's large.

Yeah, these drives read and write slow, actually.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, now we're talking.

Okay, so now let's unplug this from here.

And plug this into this motherboard over here.

Now let's switch on the monitor.

Over to my new computer here.

It's on the DP.

Okay, I pressed a key.

Oh, yeah, it costs like $5,000.

Okay, why won't it boot?

Oh no, don't tell me it won't boot because it's not MBR or something.

No, we probably just have to reboot it.

Okay, let's just reboot.

Yeah, yeah, boot order.

Don't tell me boot order.

It's not booting from anything.

All right, we'll try restarting.

It's USB probably doesn't hot plug.

All right.

So hot plug to boot USB.

Hey, a man can dream someday, guys, someday.

We can watch the numbers.

We're on 11 right now.

Just use a VM image of Ubuntu.

Don't use the installer.

Yeah, but then how am I going to get it on this two terabyte NVMe drive,

which apparently I have to update the firmware for?

You got an M2, the computer?

No.

I didn't set the boot order.

I don't just set the boot order.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't have anything else to boot from.

That NVMe is not bootable.

All right, all right, we'll keep the soda over here.

Oh, M2 to USB?

Uh, do they make that?

I'm sure they make that, I guess.

How much have I spent on it?

A lot of money.

Uh, well, the CPU was $800.

The RAM was $300.

The motherboard was $650.

That NVMe drive was, uh...

Why does the computer take forever to boot?

It was doing the countdown again.

Why is it doing this?

Guys, this computer sucks.

It takes forever to boot.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry.

Oh, it's doing the countdown again.

Yeah, the boot delay, guys.

Why would they have an option like this?

I was like, something smells like it's cooking,

but it's just Alex and the pizza.

Is it ready?

You're cooking it in the oven?

That's good.

I don't want microwave pizza.

I don't trust microwaves.

I don't know where they've been.

Oh, it's ready.

Oh, you know what?

You're out of this stream.

Is it over for me?

Do you want to hold the camera again?

Okay, for a few minutes.

Okay, so what do we want to do here?

We can turn this light off, first of all,

because we don't need light right now.

We just need the computer.

We want to install Ubuntu server with the HWE kernel.

No, no, no, no, I pressed enter.

I pressed enter.

I deeply regret that decision.

It's okay.

I think it gives me an option to run the installer.

Oh, it has a backup GPT, good.

I think that way too, it's causing a lot of glare.

It's got to be on you.

Wait a second.

No, this is Ubuntu server.

Is this going to work?

We've moved on to systemd,

which was a very controversial decision.

We just nuked planet earth.

You know what?

We should have paid a qualified guy to do it.

We should have, we should have.

Oh, yes, we're good.

Okay, English.

Do we want to update?

Update to the new installer?

No.

It's going to work guys.

Remember how fast Balena Etcher was?

We didn't even have to buy Balena Etcher Pro.

Look, it's like a computer stream, but with the phone camera.

Hang on, we're connecting.

I'm not really sure.

Oh, okay.

Identify keyboard.

It doesn't know how good this keyboard is.

Look, they can see the keyboard now.

They've never been able to see the keyboard in a stream before.

Oh my God, I didn't know.

I wasn't keeping track.

This is backwards.

Oh guys.

Okay, Ubuntu server.

That seems good.

Why are there two Ethernets with valid DHCPs?

Have fun wasting the next hour.

But I only plugged in one.

Wait, I don't understand.

I didn't plug anything into that one.

Oh, does it only, does it have one?

Let me use the BMC through one.

RDMA network controller?

Yo.

Okay.

I have gigabyte, gigabit internet,

and we have a wire running to the other room,

which has the internet that the vacuum likes to eat.

Done.

Okay.

Set up the disk as an LVM group.

We don't want to encrypt it.

Done.

Are we happy with this?

Are we happy with this?

This all looks pretty good, right?

Samsung 990 Pro.

Two gigabyte boot partition.

I mean, it's a waste of two gigabytes, but.

We got some new people in here.

Wait, why is the size only?

Yeah, seems good.

Swap?

Wait, no.

Why is the thing being mounted here only 100 gigabytes?

I don't understand.

Oh no, guys.

No, no, no.

What's wrong here?

Wait, I don't understand.

Why is this the default?

Why is the default only 100 gigabytes?

You have to resize.

It's default 100 gigabytes.

Why would it do that?

Why would the default not be to use the whole drive?

Is ext4 still the best partition?

I definitely don't want any swap, because swap is for poor people.

Ext4 is the best.

Okay, boot.

Okay, waste some of my thing on EFI.

Do we really want to use LVM?

Fine, we'll use LVM.

Everyone likes LVM.

All right, done.

Okay.

Continue.

You need like a head camera.

Your name.

What's my name?

Megan Brinkman.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

We can't call it that.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

My name is Tiny Grad President.

Your server's name?

Tiny Grad.

No, we can't name it Tiny Grad, because that's the same.

Tiny George?

No, no, no, no, no.

I like Tiny George.

Tiny.

It's funny, because it's really big.

Look how large it is.

You know what this computer's name is?

Tubby, because it's shaped like a tub.

It's so big.

Pick a username.

Tiny.

Choose a password.

Tiny.

Great.

Whoa.

Do we want Ubuntu Pro?

Oh, the pizza's ready.

It's just beeping its first check.

Oh.

You guys, we gotta go.

It's pizza time.

Yeah, I'd like to install OpenSSH server.

I'm not worried about that.

Wait, wait.

I want to enable password.

That's fine, because I didn't import keys.

Done.

Do I want any of this stuff, guys?

Always go for Pro option.

I'm not paying Ubuntu shit.

All right.

This is a chilling stream while we watch it install the kernel.

Ubuntu Pro is free.

It's never free.

You pay with your soul.

I know how this works.

No, I sold my Meta stock, and I regret it.

I don't want to talk about Meta.

Don't ever bring up Meta on this stream again.

I like Meta, though.

They released Llama.

You know what?

The 80 grand I lost on Meta, I made back by them releasing Llama.

So it was worth it.

How much pizza did you cook?

All of it?

Or two servings?

All of it.

You cooked all of it?

Yeah.

I know.

In the next six hours, you're going to get it all.

That's true.

Why did I bring up my Rolls-Royce several times with nobody asking?

Are you flossing and are flexing on the haters?

Absolutely.

All right.

Well, I'm glad that we have Cloud.

Who are the haters?

I don't know.

Who's Drake always talking about?

Flex on Drake, man.

Report on Rolls-Royce?

Nice.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I know.

Taylor's single.

And I might go to New York for a bit.

We'll see what happens.

How much would it cost me to shill for Nvidia?

Nothing.

The fate of the future depends on Nvidia having competition.

Do not shill for Nvidia.

We're installing Mancharo.

No, it's not Mancharo.

We're installing Ubuntu.

Oh, install complete.

What's Curtain?

Did they replace Apt with Curtain?

Wait, did they actually?

I could have just copied a VM image.

Yeah, but who knows what spyware they put in that?

Yeah, installers are really stupid.

I don't understand.

I have literally, like, one of the best installers in the world.

Literally, like, multi-terabyte connectivity.

Oh, wow.

I see that effect.

It has actually something to do with the computer.

The computer is so powerful, it's distorting the camera.

All right, let's see if the CPU is getting hot.

It's not getting hot.

Sweet.

That could also just be because I have bad thermal conductivity.

Not getting hot.

Well, I don't know what to tell you.

What do you think of Elon's call for AI regulation, man?

You know, I feel about...

Do you want 80-year-old people telling you what you can and can't do with your AI?

All right, let's view the full log.

So I can watch more things.

Uh-oh, is DevPTS mounted?

Who reads the log?

Well, I just didn't want to look at the same thing.

I like to see it doing something.

AI or international waters, bro.

Come and take it.

Literally, come and take it.

No, I'm sorry.

Honestly, like, the trucker protest.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

The trucker protest was your last stand, Canadians.

They're just going to take more from you, and you let them.

Oh, reboot now.

All right, let's unplug the installer hard drive.

And now let's wait 30 minutes for this computer to reboot because I didn't disable BIOS delay.

Okay, is BIOS delay a real thing, and why would anybody want it?

The truckers don't represent the Canadians.

Yeah, I know.

I'm not saying the truckers were good.

What I'm saying is I saw the way that that freedom was crushed.

I saw the way that they just, like, targeted people's bank accounts and stuff.

And, like, you guys, the way they declared martial law.

Like, you guys are fucked.

I'm not talking about whether you believe in cause or not.

I'm saying whether you believe in, you know.

Wait, hang on.

I gotta hit F2.

That's kind of hard to hit.

Okay, tell me about this BIOS delay and where it is.

Is it in CBS?

No, causes are stupid.

You know how I feel about causes.

You can't have causes because the worst, like, it's just so unattractive.

Like, people who, like, passionately believe in stuff.

You know what I mean?

Just, like, it's unattractive.

Check under boot.

Where's, okay, here's boot.

Boot beep.

Please note that a buzzer is needed.

We do not have a buzzer.

What's the mobile model?

It's a ASRock ROM8-2T, if you want to Google it.

Don't worry about any option ROMs.

It's not in CSM.

Guys, there's no BIOS boot delay.

Y'all are liars.

Just one second.

Uh-oh, guys, we got a code 09.

What does that mean?

PCI parity error?

Oh, that's not good.

That means these stupid extenders don't work good.

Oh.

That's not today, though, is it?

Fast boot on, no memory training.

Where do I set that?

Chipset configuration?

No.

CPU configuration?

No.

Storage configuration?

No.

I'm doing PCIe 4 over extenders, I know.

I know there's a chance they won't work.

Look for a section called advanced or boot.

We locked.

There's no boot delay.

Are these extenders really just not gonna work?

Who doesn't believe in the extenders?

All right.

We have fun official believes in the extenders.

Thank you.

How long are the extenders?

The long one?

I have one 30 centimeter one and one 15 centimeter one.

All right, we're booting into Ubuntu.

No, they're not good enough for mining crypto.

See, that's really the only difference between crypto miners and trainers.

Trainers need the full bandwidth between the cards.

Yeah, it's hit or miss with cheap brands.

Yeah, I know.

So we'll see if these weren't that cheap.

I paid like 40 bucks each for them.

Is it pizza time?

Oh, it might be pizza time, guys.

We might have to go.

A start job is running, waiting for the network to be configured.

Why is it taking so long?

This one's for you.

Oh, that's for me, guys.

Thank you, Alex.

You're welcome.

Let's eat pizza.

Do you bring napkins?

Nope.

Why didn't you bring napkins?

I can't touch my ice keyboard now.

I'll bring a napkin.

Thank you.

Oh, the stream is happening.

Oh.

Why is it waiting forever for the network to be configured?

It's working now.

Great.

Oh, it booted.

Guys, we're ready.

Now I'm logging in with Tiny Tiny.

We're in.

I don't know how to hold the thing looking at the screen without me doing it.

All right, that might be today's stream.

We built a computer.

Oh, yo, let me show you something that's crazy.

It's called update PCI IDs.

You just type sudo update PCI IDs.

Now when I do LSPCI, it shows me what things actually are.

Okay, so we have two Navi30 ones.

Let's see if they're actually connected at full speed.

Uh-oh.

I'd have to type with one hand.

Why is the bar tiny?

The bar is small.

Oh, it's probably because I don't have a driver installed.

I do have a driver installed.

No, we do not like small bars.

We like large bars.

The bar is small.

Speedster Merc.

How resizable is your bar?

Very resizable.

Oh, I probably have to like...

Oh, what kernel do I have?

Oh, wow, that's a really fancy kernel.

Ubuntu update drivers?

That's not a command.

No, that's what I mean.

That's a really fancy kernel.

It's even newer.

On my work machine, I have the hardware enablement kernel from 2004.

What else do we want to do on this computer?

I think that's mostly the stream.

We're going to cat proc CPU info.

Wow.

Wow.

We'll cat proc mem info.

That's a lame amount of memory.

I'm sure I could just recompile the kernel with one command.

Update drivers.

Okay, let's try it.

It's not a thing.

Ubuntu drivers devices.

All right, guys, thank you for watching today's stream.

We're not going to install apps on this computer.

Yeah.

So let's just take one last look at the computer.

No, boot delay is not real.

Oh, you want to just check how fast our hard drive is?

No, you can't do that.

I don't know how to do that.

Easy.

I only have one hand to type because I got to hold you guys with this hand.

Maybe next time we'll do a stream where we actually have the computer running

and you can SSH into it.

We'll get these Radeon GPUs powered up.

We'll push our 1600 watt power supply to the limit.

Yeah, just got to figure out how to SSH.

I'll just SSH to this computer from my MacBook,

add it to the authorized keys,

and then shove it over there in that corner.

Will you be able to SSH into my computer?

No, you won't.

I will be able to SSH into my computer from that computer.

And then we will shove it over there in that corner.

And then our power bit.

What? 6900?

This is a Radeon.

Is this one?

AMD EPYC.

Yeah, this is a Radeon.

AMD EPYC.

Yeah, that's a pretty good CPU, right?

It's a $6,000 CPU.

Yeah, hyper thick, right?

Like how thick is this?

This is a support bracket for it.

I don't actually need it.

It's kind of stupid.

And I'm going to have to move these a little closer together

because we do have to figure out if it's six in this case.

And now we know we can't put any on top of the CPU.

And now we know we can't put any on top of the CPU.

Because the CPU is big.

I'm feeling the air.

And we'll have to drape the extension cables over it.

So we'll see if that works.

Do W Xeons have 128 PCIe 4 lanes?

Look, there's just the cheapest PCIe 4s which you can buy.

We're not doing 8 cards.

We're doing 6 cards.

We do 6 card builds because we need one slot open

to have a 200 gigabit network connection.

So we can jointly train on all of them.

How good are AMDs for LLMs?

We're about to find out.

This is the new machine of the TinyCorp.

We're committed to AMD.

I have a bunch of other things to finish up.

But when I'm done with them...

Yeah.

Kamiya does use TinyGrad and Prodigy.

He's not bot.

Cool.

Thank you for watching my stream, everybody.

I know it's been a while.

I'm glad you like the new blog post.

Yeah, we'll do app update and upgrade and stuff.

RockM is not like 30% less fast than CUDA.

Look.

The speed is going to come down to the framework and whether we can...

We'll be able to saturate the real flops of the GPU, I think, for a lot of these things.

And we'll start running big LLMs on these guys.

They have 24 gigabytes each.

So we can definitely run...

We can definitely run...

We can definitely run 7 gigabyte LLM on one of these starting very soon.

I think we'll even be able to DMA the weights off of the NVMe, which I'm excited about.

Yeah, so we'll see if we can actually make that work in a stream.

Be able to load the weights very fast.

We can try...

We're going to start some model parallel stuff.

That's why I bought two cards.

Once we get model parallel stuff...

Sorry, data parallel stuff.

We can try some model parallel stuff, too.

We'll try all the parallels.

I want to understand all the parallels a lot better.

We'll get it running across two cards.

I think a good goal should be...

We'll get 13 gigabyte LLM running in float 16 across these two cards at a reasonable speed.

Yeah, cool.

Thanks for watching, guys.

Some of you I like, some of you I don't.

For the ones I like, thank you for watching.

For the ones I don't, you're allowed to watch, but begrudgingly.

Don't kill anyone.

You

You know what I realized?

The only reason I stopped streaming was because I didn't have hands.

But there's no reason that we can't just segue this into a stream from the MacBook.

You see what I did here?

I just SSH'd into the computer.

It had two IP addresses.

I tried them both.

Let's just go in here.

Yeah, so this is on EN1P.

I don't even know where I got that other IP address.

Let's just try it in a browser.

It might be the BMC.

Or not.

Maybe I don't have the BMC plugged in.

But I don't know why we don't have viewers.

Is this stream working?

Should be.

Refresh.

Oh, sweet.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, we're back.

We're just on the MacBook now.

I realized that, yeah, the only reason I stopped streaming was because I didn't have any hands left.

But now I have hands and I can eat pizza with them.

So...

Okay.

I think we can deal with securing the computer off stream.

That's kind of boring.

Meh, no, we should probably do it.

So...

Okay, now it's an authorized key.

SSH disable password auth.

Oh, how do I do this?

It's in here.

Password authentication.

No.

Do I have to pseudo system control reload SSH?

Now when I try to SSH and test...

Oh, no, it's still allowing password auth.

Why?

What?

Oh, I don't think that...

Does that not work?

Password authentication.

Use PAM?

Oh, here we go.

I did system control restart SSH.

What?

Why doesn't this work?

Do I want to disable PAM?

PAM.

No, the password authentication is set to no.

It's not reload or it's restart.

Uh-oh.

Those don't look good.

Why do I have hardware errors?

No, it doesn't work still.

What am I doing wrong?

No, it doesn't work still.

What am I doing wrong?

Uh, cat var log syslog?

No, it's restarting.

Password authentication?

No.

Is there challenge password authentication?

No.

Maybe it is that one.

Okay, that actually restarted definitely.

No, it doesn't work.

I mean, we can also just do...

If I do VVV, it'll like tell me what's supported.

Yeah, password.

Service.

What?

No.

It restarted the service.

It's not the problem.

Use PAM.

I fucked up the config?

How?

It's a very simple config.

Do I really?

I need a second one?

It's not that.

Okay, this is getting frustrating.

Is there something in these installs that's allowing it?

What?

That's offensive.

Loophole.

I feel like if I uninstall that, it's going to come back too.

Oh, I think I need that.

I don't know.

I worry that I'm...

Oh, I didn't restart it.

Okay, notice how now when I try to ssh in with it, that was such a scam.

That was such a scam, boys.

Ah, that was such a scam.

Make sure we have my good microphone here.

Yeti.

All right, so tell me more about these uncorrectable hardware errors.

Oh, first off, who likes typing their password for sudo?

Not me.

Someday, I will learn how to use nano.

No, I don't want to use a password.

Oh, this is okay.

No, no, no, no, no, no, because I have to do it to the admin.

Oh, this is okay.

No, no, no, no, no, no, because I have to do it to the admin.

No.

Don't tell me there's going to be like a cloud config there.

Oh, allow members of group sudo.

Duplicate root line for your user.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It's this one.

It's the last one I didn't do.

Great.

Get rid of all these VVs.

Lovely.

All right.

All right, well, we can unplug the monitor, and we can unplug the keyboard.

You don't need those anymore.

We're now very comfortably in FTP.

So there's no way we're going to regret that decision when we lose access to the computer

somehow by installing a bad driver.

Great.

This light can get moved, and the computer is going into its real home.

All right, the computer's in its home.

Now we have a light.

A monitor.

And we can unplug the keyboard.

You don't need those anymore.

We're now very comfortably in SSH.

Uh, did you miss the build?

Yeah, if you're just tuning in now, you missed the build.

Um.

Yes, when I type sudo dmessage now, we are good.

Uh, okay.

This is not good.

Okay, there's a problem with port 83.

Which is one of my two VGA cards.

How do I find out which one it is?

At least it looks like it's only one of them.

How do I know which one's which?

Oh, it's actually in the manual.

All right, uh, they show me here.

It's connected to G1.

Okay.

This, I think, explains what the naming of the buses is.

I'm not sure.

Okay, one way I can do it is install the drivers,

and then just crank up the, uh,

we'll just make that one be loud.

Okay, so one of the GPUs has crappy connection.

I did not build it off stream.

If you watched me build it, don't spread fake news.

People get shot for that now.

Like, my guess is it's my extenders.

Okay, AMD install GPU drivers.

Ubuntu.

Um, we don't actually need Pro.

I did this on my other computer.

Uh, no, this is not what we want.

Here, we're going to install just the OpenCL part.

Let's just install that.

Get the AMD GPU Pro drivers.

AMD decided to make this as unnecessarily difficult as possible.

Oh, great.

Well, you know, at least it's not like NVIDIA.

Uh, we don't have any of those.

No, there has to be a newer one.

What AMD GPUs did I get?

Do you think I didn't buy the nicest ones?

Look at me.

Do you think I didn't buy the nicest ones?

Um, Gen 2.

Okay.

Didn't it need to be installed in the very...

No, no, there has to be a newer way to do this.

All right.

Is this stuff like really old?

Is there a newer...

How do I see what the newest is?

There's 50.

How about 60?

No, there's no 60.

This is terrible.

How do I get the newest one?

It's not supported by RockM.

I don't even...

I don't like RockM.

I'm just going to write all my own drivers eventually for these things.

Okay.

No, no, I don't want to proceed with the command to install.

No, I don't like that.

How do I get the newer one?

Is this the newest?

This like came out before my...

My GPU doesn't even exist.

Okay.

Isn't it called RockM?

Well, sort of.

You know, pull request for RockM.

Drivers.

Here we go.

Is this pro or is this not pro?

Yeah, I know people prefer NVIDIA.

We're going to make the NVIDIA...

We're going to make the drivers good.

I can't believe AMD can't do this.

All right, so I assume I have the driver built into the kernel now.

I can see the stuff on LSPCI.

Oh, is it a module?

Oh, it's a module.

I feel like I finally found good instructions somewhere.

So,

that did not work.

Oh, maybe it did.

Am I gonna regret that?

So, the problem is you need the 2002 internet.

No, this just uses that thing.

I don't like that thing.

So,

so,

okay.

That seems okay.

It has new sources.

So,

we don't need any of this stuff.

We're just going to code in our DNA3.

Okay.

Now, there's only AMD GPU installed, which I don't like.

There's a website that showed me how to apt-get them.

No, no, no, no, no.

Where's the one up here?

No.

No.

No, where's the one that showed me an apt-get?

RDNA.

Okay.

I don't trust any of this stuff.

Yeah.

apt-install rockm-opencm-runtime.

Let's try this.

All right.

It seems okay.

Go.

Yeah, the dev is fine.

Okay.

We just don't have devices.

Uh, it seems okay.

Why don't I have devices, though?

Should we reboot?

Well, that stuff's not good.

It's only on one of the ports, though.

I know, would it have killed AMD to make docs?

Okay.

So.

Oh.

Okay.

No.

We'll give you the GPU.

You figure the rest of this shit out.

Okay.

We might need to upgrade the...

Oh.

No, no, I don't want that.

I don't want that.

Okay.

We might need to reinstall...

We might need to install OpenCL with the open source runtime.

Okay.

Let's try rebooting.

Okay.

Well, I'll get another piece of pizza.

What?

Okay.

Wait, is it not in the RockM hardware compatibility list?

Wait, so what is it supported by?

Uh-oh.

Remember when I said I'd regret unplugging the monitor?

Okay.

Oh, no consumer GPUs are in the list.

Okay, that's fine.

Why can't I SSH?

All right, we'll give it one time.

Okay.

No.

Oh, how's my Nvidia discussion issue going?

Okay.

Hmm.

Oh, wait.

Wait, I just rebooted again.

No.

No, I kept pressing up arrow and enter and I gotta hit sudo reboot again.

Oh, man, I hate to do this.

Okay.

Uh-oh, this isn't good.

No, it's just some delay for the network configuration.

It's not really SSH.

I check back three times a day to see if I can use the GPU.

Wait, we need to fix this, guys.

At the tiny corporation, we need to fix this for people.

I have stable diffusion.

I have llama.

I have all the things people want.

We need to fix it for people.

I can compile the 5.5 branch.

Can you even compile this?

This isn't something you can compile, I don't think.

This is documentation.

Okay.

What like what is any of this stuff?

Oh, they're using crew.

I know crew.

Wait, no, like, you know, you guys know we had the computer booted, right?

There's like some two-minute timeout.

We still don't know which GPU is which, either.

Okay, we're back in.

Don't let me type anything stupid.

Oh, I also have, let me get a decent tmux config.

And a decent vim config.

And sudo apt-get install vim.

Great, tmux.

Oh, fireworks are so early now.

Okay, I don't see any more issue.

Not there.

No, this isn't gonna work.

Yeah, not working.

I'll just build the FPGA at this point.

Bro, if you can't figure out how to write a driver for a GPU, you can't build the FPGA.

Um, okay, is it because my kernel driver is not good?

I would hate for it to be that.

Okay.

Like, just why doesn't it work?

So, apt-get install rockm-opencl-runtime.

Should we use AMD GPU DKMS?

I'm scared to do that.

Okay, so what are the people in this issue saying?

Which RockM version do I have?

Oh, I have crappy RockM.

I see.

Oh, we have to get the when do the RockM.

Oh, I see.

Okay, okay, okay.

RockM-core, RockM-language-runtime, RockM-opencl-runtime.

Okay, so what do I have to do to get RockM-core, RockM-language-runtime, RockM-opencl-runtime?

This is open source?

I understand what I have.

What does the main branch have?

These people have main, develop, and master?

Great.

Well, definitely don't use that because you're going to check out some old branch.

Thanks for the docs.

Well, it can't hurt to try to build this.

All right, we have a configure and a CMake.

So...

Okay.

We need RockLayer.

RockLayer is a virtual...

At least this stuff's open source.

It may all be terrible, but it's open source.

You can't say the same about CUDA.

CUDA, you just download it and it works.

What about Mesa?

You want to use the open source garbage?

Like, none of those drivers are ever good for GPUs.

Oh, well, of course, we need an HSA runtime.

Here is the command to build it.

Getting the source code.

Setting the environment variable.

Okay.

What even is this?

HSA runtime 64?

We had an HSA back in my high school called the Home and School Association.

All right.

Is it the same one?

No.

I have to get...

Let's just see if I can...

HSL RockR.

Reinstall that.

Oh, this guide seems to work.

Oh.

Great.

I spent a thousand dollars on these GPUs.

Why didn't I just buy NVIDIA's?

This is terrible.

AMD, I'm your biggest fan and I'm trying to help you out here.

All right.

Where is this Docker come from?

Why are they not...

I know, this is not a new GPU.

Guys, why are we even wasting our time with this?

Let's turn Quiet back on.

Quiet is an AMD GPU that works.

Should we just start writing our own driver?

It might just be time.

We just need to write our own submitter.

Quiet boots fast.

Okay, let's look at RockN first.

That makes a lot of sense.

Oh, good.

I didn't break Quiet.

Yeah, I should have bought an A100.

That's right.

I would have been poor, but...

So what RockM do I have on here?

The same one.

It just happens to work on this GPU because it's the older generation.

What exactly does TinyGrad aim for?

Cute.

Cute is what we aim for.

All right.

How do I make...

How do I build these packages?

Are they open source?

Let's start with RockM-Core.

RockM-Core is a utility which can be used to get RockM release version.

Is RockM a kernel module?

No.

This doesn't look like a real thing.

RockM-Language-Runtime?

Does Arch Linux have a newer one?

Did we make a mistake?

Should we have installed Arch Linux?

We can install Mesa Common Dev.

Is it Mesa?

No, no.

Please don't Mesa.

Please don't make me install Mesa.

And also these main things are so out of date.

The main branch is so out of date.

It hasn't been updated since 2021.

I don't want a Ceron, you guys.

Should I buy a Ceron?

I don't own a Ceron, but should I buy one?

You'd still be installing Arch.

I know.

This is like Arch quality.

Arch people should love AMD.

No, the Ubuntu server install was very tasteful.

I thought it was very tasteful.

Wait, so I spent $2,000 on these GPUs and they don't work.

What should you do to be friends with you?

Get a yacht with a bunch of hot girls on it.

I'm always interested.

If you're like, yo, I'm in the San Diego harbor.

I got a sick-ass yacht and we got girls.

Who would say no to that?

You know what I mean?

Like that's the...

No, wait, no, no, don't do that.

Yeah, it's a little bright.

You know what I mean?

But if you're like, hi, I'm a 20-something...

I'm a young 20s dude in college.

You have no value to society.

And you know, that's just the truth, man.

There used to be wars to make you die,

but like now there aren't.

Okay, how do I get...

This is terrible.

I think that whoever linked that Docker,

you had the best stuff.

Oh, what's me open?

Someone found a RockM Docker container.

All right, do you want to try to extract it from this Docker container?

It's 15 minutes per second.

That's pretty good-ish.

I don't know.

Wait, but this is really like...

I'm just going to try some sketchy Docker container.

It looks like AMD deleted it.

I don't know why.

But this is awful.

Don't give me any ARC shit right now.

Why is AMD leaving ML to NVIDIA?

That's a great question.

Look at this.

I've learned all about water cooling recently.

And you can buy these things to put your GPU so that you can see it.

All right.

Well, this sucks.

Okay, hang on, hang on.

So what's this?

Here's RockM 055.

How do I get it?

It's a scam.

Oh man, that's awful.

Okay.

Wait, got it working natively without Docker?

No, you didn't.

Oh.

Oh, copy opt RockM.

Oh, I see.

Okay, well, let's figure out how to torrent this.

Why is my monitor ghosting?

Is this stuff actually compilable?

Does any of these repos work?

Okay, I can't build RockM OpenCL runtime until I build RockClear.

And I can't build RockClear until I get the HSA.

This is like something, I don't know.

This hasn't been updated since 2017.

Oh, here, there's a package.

Do we have any HSA?

Oh, yeah, we had HSA.

Okay.

So now we don't have this.

How do I install the packages?

Oh, there's lots of HSAs.

Okay, is any of them HSA runtime?

None of them are HSA runtime.

Oh, is HSA dash runtime?

Oh, here we go.

Lib HSA runtime dev.

Let's YOLO and install it.

Great.

Hmm, the following were considered, but didn't work because they were the wrong fucking version.

We need a 1.6 and we have four, this.

Now I don't want any of this.

Because it's the wrong version.

And we're back to where we started.

Okay.

What is lib HSA runtime 64 and how do we get version...

We're just gonna write our own driver.

This is the only solution because that's crap.

We have big...

How come my...

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Okay, I feel like this should just work so you must be doing something wrong

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Oh, I wonder if it's...

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Yeah, I know

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To build a compatible version of the libhsakmt library, is that this thing?

I mean it must be

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Just a kernel mode thunk library for AMD KFD support

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Oh, this has CMake install path. Okay, let's uninstall normal RockM. I wish I knew what installed.

What did I run to install it?

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LisaSue, I need your help!

I'll do sudo apt-get auto remove

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RockMDeviceLibs probably should be built with a real install path. Let's see if it mentions one.

No.

Oh, make package.

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Yeah, uninstalled.

That was stupid.

Ooh!

Okay, RPM build, that's fine.

Yo, we're gonna distribute Debian's, boys.

RPM build.

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Okay, where do I get the RPM build executable? Oh, apt-get install RPM.

Very convenient.

It was the third thing I guessed!

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Hohohoho. Wait.

No, I want a deb. Oh, I already had a deb.

Oh, I didn't want a stupid RPM anyway. Okay.

Debs.

Wow, you ready? Depackage-i.

Wow. Wait, so how do I see what depackage installed?

It was like L or something?

No, it was depackage and it took two dashes.

Depackage-c files.

Depackage-c.

Wow.

User. That's pretty nice.

Yo, we gotta make more packages. Can I make this guy a package?

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Okay. We have ROCKM device libs.

Now what else do we need?

Alright, what else do we need to build? We need ROCKCLEAR.

ROCKCLEAR needs AMD Comanager.

Oh, and it's just this.

Okay.

First you have to build LLVM.

Oh, then you build the device libs, then you build the Comanager. Okay, this is fine.

Radeon OpenCompute, ROCKM compiler support.

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Sweet, and now that works because I installed that package.

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Transitive dependencies count? 33. Let's go.

I don't want to sit here and wait forever. Let's throw some J's on that patch.

J's.

Well, we need a Comanager, guys. Who else is gonna manage?

Line 5 was optimistic.

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Okay. We have something. Now can I make package?

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Can I make package for the other one I built?

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Oh.

Let's try something quickly.

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Yes.

Wait a second. What version is this?

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Oh, I love make package.

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All right.

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Why can't AMD make one repo? Because then what fun would you have?

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No, that's not a package. I don't like that one.

No, that's not a package.

That's a tarball.

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I don't like this one. Fine.

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You're getting a McChicken ad? Oh, I love McChickens, bro.

Don't get the mayo on it, though. Mayo's disgusting.

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