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(deep breaths)
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I've never been coddled,
swaddled or fondled.
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I've never been coddled,
swaddled, or fondled...
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Ay, bro, they said they
ready for you.
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Come on, it's his routine.
Let him do it.
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I take it back, what?
I take it back. Okay. Okay.
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Don't be nervous, Dave,
everything's gonna be
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exactly how it should be
because that's what you do.
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I'm Maria Manzano,
Channel 9 News, back to Dave.
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That part's a little icky,
racially.
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‐Thank you, Maria.
Thank you, Maria.
‐(knock on door)
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Fuck it.
Let's just go.
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(sighs)
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Hey, you know it ain't nothing
to be nervous about, right?
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This is big tycoon status
shit right here, man.
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He's not nervous.
Stop saying that.
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‐How can he not be nervous?
‐He's not.
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He's ready, he's anxious.
He's excited.
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Don't be nervous, David, okay?
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Millions of people are
about to be introduced to you
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for the first time;
this is exciting.
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‐You're making it worse.
‐Okay.
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It's just like riding
a bike, though.
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It's muscle memory.
At this point,
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you've done this thousands of
times, I mean, come on.
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Nobody in my family
is ever going to die.
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It's a fact.
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Nobody in my family
is ever going to die.
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It's a fact. Ha.
No one's gonna die.
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‐I love you, Bubba.
You're gonna be great.
‐Shut up.
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(announcer speaks indistinctly
over P. A.)
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(applause)
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(speaking Korean)
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Korea...
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(speaking Korean)
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(weak applause)
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Korean Music Awards.
Let's go!
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(weak applause)
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And we got BTS in the house.
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(loud cheers and applause)
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There's no BTS.
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Huh?
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That...
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(whispering)
Keep going, please.
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(nervous laugh)
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What the fuck just happened?
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‐Man, that shit was hard.
‐I don't think it was.
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The feed didn't even show
the whole thing.
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‐You're fine.
‐It wasn't on TV?
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‐No, you're good.
‐Oh, my God.
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‐What is this?
‐It's bulgogi, japchae...
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‐What time is it, Dan?
‐It's 8:00 p. m.
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‐No, it's not.
‐Uh, yes, it is.
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No, it's not, we're on
American time, album mode.
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‐No jet lag, Dan.
‐I thought that was a joke.
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Dan, it's 4:00 a. m.
my time right now
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and you're judging me.
That's a joke.
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‐Okay?
‐Don't trip, bro.
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You can get us some more
weed, intern?
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This shit I gandered in
ain't gonna last us, bro.
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Uh, o‐okay.
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Dave, you want your backpack?
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‐I prefer you keep it on you.
‐Okay, yeah. Sure.
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Please stop presenting me
with the food.
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‐I'm trying to work on my body.
‐Oh, okay.
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Dave, we want to‐‐
Hey, I‐I want to eat it.
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‐Uh, you hold it.
‐Oh.
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Uh, big news. CL. We've got
five minutes of her time
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down by the loading dock
if you want to
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‐talk to her about tomorrow.
‐If I want to.
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No, I'm just gonna wing
the first video
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for my first single
off my first album.
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Okay, well, use that charm
on her, all right?
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‐Let's go talk to her.
‐Okay.
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Who is CL? What does CL stand
for, Corean Lady?
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‐I'm just joking.
‐Have some fucking respect,
Gata.
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Chae‐rin Lee.
She's a Korean pop star.
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When you're big out here,
you get every stream.
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Honestly, CL, I could not have
asked for a better guest first.
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‐You killed it.
‐Thank you.
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Change your name to CW,
because...
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(man speaks Korean)
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...I don't see any L's
the way I'm looking.
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Do you know when the song
is coming out?
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Uh, as soon as me and you make
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the best music video
of all time tomorrow.
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Uh, by the way, I did do
some tweaks to the beat
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and a few lyrics,
so now I added a drop.
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‐Okay.
‐'Cause I want it to go crazy
a festivals.
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‐Yeah, yeah, sure.
‐You know?
This is a global song.
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So I, it's...
(humming melody)
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♪ I just woke up in Korea... ♪
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(humming)
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Oh, I can't believe this.
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My one day off
just got fully booked.
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This is crazy.
I can't live like this.
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Have you ever read
the Calvin and Hobbes book
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The Days Are Just Packed?
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Hmm?
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Ah, Gata, I don't know if I can
do another 16‐hour flight.
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My back is killing me, man.
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Bro, you gotta keep
the steak sizzling, nigga.
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Some things just must be done.
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Or I gotta stretch more.
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Look at CL's manager.
Look at how he squats.
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He gets so low to the ground,
it's like his butthole
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can touch the earth.
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Why you watching
another man squat?
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Because I'm impressed.
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You talking about
how low he getting?
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‐Yeah, that's impressive.
‐You about to blow my high, bro.
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I'm about to bend the corner
and get faded, bro.
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You always sayin' some
funny shit, bro.
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CL:
You know what, you're lucky
your finishing
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your album right now,
'cause that's the only time
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I ever get to be in one place
all by myself.
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I mean, for me, making an album
has been, like,
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psychological, uh, chaos.
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You know, you only get one
first impression, and this is
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my debut, so it's like
it's got to be so smart,
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so good at rapping,
so poignant,
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like, so reinventive.
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So‐‐ So play me something.
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Not my thing.
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You know, I wouldn't even play
anything for Obama, who's...
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Come on, you have to play it
for your management
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or your label.
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(chuckles)
Those people are actually
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the last people
on the face of the Earth
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‐I would ever play my music for.
‐Buddy, what up?
‐Oh.
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Time to go. It's way too late.
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Jae, did you know about
this change?
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‐I needed a day off.
‐(speaking Korean)
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I'm so out of the loop...
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...on the language.
Can I get a selfie?
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Make it quick, please.
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‐Okay.
‐She needs her rest.
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Wow. Okay. Uh...
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All right.
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Iconic on three.
One, two, three,
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BOTH:
Iconic.
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Yeah.
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‐We look great.
‐Okay, gotta go.
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‐All right. Uh, take care.
‐Bye, Dave.
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‐You too.
‐Bye. I'll see you tomorrow.
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(car starts)
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Damn, bro, she look like
Iron woman, nigga. That's crazy.
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You in your Mr. Miyagi bag
right now, bro.
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You see what the fuck I do?
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International gander, bro.
That's crazy.
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‐You see what I'm doing?
‐She look like a Korean
Beyoncé, nigga.
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‐(laughter)
‐I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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(exhales sharply)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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(muffled screaming)
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(exhales)
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(whispering) Come on, CL.
Fuckin' like the picture.
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Like the picture.
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Fuckin' like it, CL,
just like the picture.
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A'ight, G, you know
what the deal is.
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International Gata out here
in Korea.
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This the type of shit
your bitch like.
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Fuckin' exchange rate.
Wonton soup.
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All I do is won.
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This room is plush!
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Man, this room is
weak as hell.
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These beds smaller
than my uncle's,
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and he in the pen, man.
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Oh. Sorry about your uncle.
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Hey, it's all good, we don't
want him out and about.
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But this room is weak, man.
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‐I thought it'd be
more player than this.
‐I know, Gata.
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But we're all gonna be
sleeping on the floor
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if this shit doesn't sell.
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Hey, is Dave always
this tense?
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‐He's not as funny
as I thought he'd be.
‐Yeah, man.
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I mean, I love the guy,
but you know,
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he's putting the finishing
touches on his album,
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so he's just going nonstop.
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You know, you're seeing him
at his worst.
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I know you feel like
you're eating the most shit,
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but trust me, we're all
getting our taste, too.
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He, Dan, how many Black people
in Korea, bro?
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I need to know the answer.
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Uh, I'm not sure.
I‐I was born here,
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but I grew up in Pomona.
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And I bet you
there's way less redheads
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than Black people in Korea.
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Here we go again.
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Dan, don't fall for
this shit, intern.
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Seriously, bro, go to sleep,
get some rest.
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No, it's real, though.
You know that, right, Dan?
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We're the only race left
that it's socially acceptable
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to make fun of, to dog on.
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You know how many gingers
have been erased from history?
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‐Um, no.
‐Yeah, lots.
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Thomas Jefferson, redhead.
George Washington, redhead.
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‐Santa Claus.
‐Oh, Santa.
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You see him with white hair.
That's how they paint him.
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But he had red hair...
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‐Right.
‐...in the original drawings.
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‐He was quite musclebound.
‐Wow.
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He didn't have a gut.
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‐Can I go to bed now?
‐In great sh... What?
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Could I go to bed now?
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‐Yeah. Yeah, we have a long day.
‐Cool.
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Get to bed right now, Dan.
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Go to bed. Got stuff
to do tomorrow, all right?
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DAN:
I think you just...
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‐What is it? Oh.
‐Turn... Turn the thing.
There you go.
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‐(alarm ringing)
‐♪ I just woke up in Korea. ♪
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♪ What's going on
across the globe? ♪
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♪ L‐I‐L‐D out here in Seoul ♪
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♪ I got kimchi, I got it all ♪
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♪ Bulgogi, galbi, sam gyup sal ♪
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♪ Gimbop that ass on the wall ♪
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♪ Back home, aw,
lil dick was small ♪
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♪ What's poppin'?
Korea, what is up? ♪
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♪ Let's drink Soju,
get drunk ♪
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♪ They love me right now ♪
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Oh...
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♪ I took a shit in Korea. ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ah... ♪
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♪ ♪
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Are the details Korean enough?
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Because optics are so crucial
with this video.
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You know, we're in
a fucking race war back home.
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Everything matters, you know?
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W... well, you...
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you are taking a shit
in downtown Seoul.
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So...
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Dan... (exhales)
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Why are you weighing in
on creative?
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Translate.
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Be algorithmic. Please.
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I have a real Korean man
right in front of me
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that I came all the way
out here for.
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‐Dude. Okay. Okay.
‐He's a director.
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‐Check.
‐And by the way, I did‐‐
243
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Just so you know, I did a lot
of research coming into this.
244
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Right, yeah.
245
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It's like, I already know
246
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that when a Korean baby's born,
247
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it's one, instantaneously.
248
00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:02,718
Did you know that?
249
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‐Yeah. Yeah.
‐You knew that.
250
00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:05,891
Did you know that 90% of
the world's consumable seaweed
251
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comes from Korea?
252
00:10:07,261 --> 00:10:09,265
I didn't know that. No.
253
00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:10,434
Hmm.
254
00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:12,738
(speaking Korean)
255
00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:14,375
No, the seaweed.
256
00:10:14,409 --> 00:10:15,377
‐Tell him about...
‐Oh.
257
00:10:15,411 --> 00:10:16,680
(speaking Korean)
258
00:10:16,713 --> 00:10:17,748
Could‐‐
259
00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:19,285
can we actually
check out the set?
260
00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:20,521
‐I have, I have a few notes.
‐Oh.
261
00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:21,956
What made you want to do
a K‐pop song?
262
00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,760
Oh, my God. How could you
not make a K‐pop song
263
00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:25,197
in today's era?
Are you kidding?
264
00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,232
Every single video
265
00:10:26,266 --> 00:10:27,268
that comes out of this country
266
00:10:27,301 --> 00:10:28,470
gets, like, what?
267
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,307
Five million billion views
in a day?
268
00:10:30,341 --> 00:10:31,509
It's the best idea
I've ever had.
269
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,745
It's a fucking cheat code.
270
00:10:32,778 --> 00:10:33,880
These fans affect, like,
271
00:10:33,914 --> 00:10:35,384
global elections in politics.
272
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,321
I expect our video to get
273
00:10:37,355 --> 00:10:38,690
300 million views
in the first day,
274
00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:40,594
especially
I'm being, like, funny.
275
00:10:40,627 --> 00:10:42,498
Like‐‐ Being funny is gonna
be like being Elvis out here.
276
00:10:42,531 --> 00:10:44,569
But...
I think that's, like,
277
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,339
‐an American tool?
‐Yeah. Aniyo.
278
00:10:46,373 --> 00:10:47,975
Aniyo. What?
279
00:10:48,008 --> 00:10:49,312
DAN:
Aniyo.
280
00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:50,748
‐Aniyo.
‐Yeah.
281
00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:52,418
Hey, can this whole thing
get, like, a little bigger?
282
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,389
Like more circ and pompinstance?
283
00:10:54,422 --> 00:10:57,294
Like... I just feel like we're
really limiting the scope of...
284
00:10:57,328 --> 00:10:58,663
‐Big. Big.
‐Big, yes.
285
00:10:58,697 --> 00:11:00,634
‐Action.
‐That would be great,
286
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,238
‐if you could do that, yeah.
‐Yes, yes.
287
00:11:02,271 --> 00:11:03,807
It needs, like, more scope.
288
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,411
(speaking Korean)
289
00:11:05,444 --> 00:11:07,214
Oh, this is what
CL's gonna wear.
290
00:11:07,248 --> 00:11:08,817
Great.
This seems, like,
291
00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,988
all‐encompassing,
full‐service Asian garb, right?
292
00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:13,260
‐"Asian garb"?
‐Yeah, like...
293
00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:15,798
in the sense that it would
reach all the lands.
294
00:11:15,831 --> 00:11:18,703
And‐‐ 'Cause, ideally,
if I could have it my way,
295
00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:20,340
we would really pick off
all the nations.
296
00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:21,643
China, Japan,
297
00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:23,980
like, Iran, Persia,
Sunnis, Shiites.
298
00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:26,018
Everybody in the whole
fucking region,
299
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,723
all the lands, if they could buy
into this, that would be huge.
300
00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:30,928
From a population and, like,
a view, like...
301
00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,300
Just the analytics.
302
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,702
Can you just go get the ketchup
303
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,406
‐that I asked you for? For my...
‐Yeah.
304
00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:37,675
Thank you.
305
00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:38,877
‐My packets are in my backpack.
‐Yeah.
306
00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,447
Where is my backpack,
by the way?
307
00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:41,850
‐Um...
‐I thought it was always
308
00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:42,918
‐supposed to be
on your body, Dan.
‐Sorry.
309
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,020
Oh, my God.
310
00:11:44,055 --> 00:11:45,491
‐Okay?
‐Yeah, yeah. Good.
311
00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:46,993
‐Oh, okay.
‐Hey, Mike, where is she?
312
00:11:47,026 --> 00:11:48,563
I don't know.
313
00:11:48,597 --> 00:11:49,465
I've left her manager,
like, four voice mails.
314
00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:50,734
This is insane.
315
00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:52,738
No ETA?
We have no idea where she is?
316
00:11:52,772 --> 00:11:54,342
I have no idea.
I can't get ahold of anybody.
317
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:55,611
We have to start shooting
her scenes,
318
00:11:55,644 --> 00:11:57,348
otherwise we're gonna be
going into overtime.
319
00:11:57,381 --> 00:11:58,850
‐Like, now.
‐Okay, can you control
your stress?
320
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,454
Because when you get stressed,
I get stressed.
321
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,656
I am controlling.
This is me controlling
322
00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:02,992
‐my stress.
‐Really? That's crazy.
323
00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:04,595
‐Thank you. I'll do my job.
‐DAVE: Thank you.
324
00:12:04,629 --> 00:12:05,664
Gata, do you have
any more of that weed?
325
00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:07,268
‐I'd love to smoke.
‐Bro,
326
00:12:07,301 --> 00:12:08,670
they big trippin' out here.
I tried smokin' earlier.
327
00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:09,872
Bro, they flipped out
on me, bro.
328
00:12:09,906 --> 00:12:10,774
This is not L. A.
329
00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:12,845
This shit's super illegal
out here, bro.
330
00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:14,949
But thank God I got to blow some
last night by the car, man.
331
00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:17,922
By the car?
332
00:12:17,955 --> 00:12:19,559
Wait.
333
00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:21,529
GATA: I'm blowing bud
regardless, nigga. Fuck 12.
334
00:12:21,563 --> 00:12:22,965
MIKE:
Hey, hey. We talked about that.
335
00:12:22,998 --> 00:12:24,368
No "fuck 12."
336
00:12:24,402 --> 00:12:25,871
‐Just "some 12."
‐GATA: Yeah, that's true.
337
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:28,443
DAN:
Whoa.
338
00:12:28,477 --> 00:12:29,445
She can't be
in a picture with weed.
339
00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:31,449
You got to delete that.
340
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:33,086
Why wouldn't you warn me
about this?
341
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,522
I didn't know you posted it.
342
00:12:34,555 --> 00:12:37,328
You don't follow me?
343
00:12:37,361 --> 00:12:38,597
No, I‐I didn't.
344
00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:39,765
It keeps going to voice mail.
345
00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:41,970
Okay? So...
What do we do now?
346
00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:43,507
Well, I think it's 'cause
347
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:44,342
she's in this fucking picture
with Weed Man.
348
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,410
No. Weed's not‐‐
349
00:12:45,444 --> 00:12:46,579
Is that‐‐ is it a big deal here?
350
00:12:46,613 --> 00:12:48,517
Kind of is, yeah.
351
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,053
‐MIKE: Okay.
‐Fuck!
352
00:12:50,087 --> 00:12:51,723
What if we‐‐ Can we shoot this
without her? Is that even...
353
00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:53,393
Without her?
She's a Korean pop artist.
354
00:12:53,426 --> 00:12:55,898
You can't do a K‐pop song
without a K‐pop artist. Like...
355
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:57,668
‐MIKE: Okay...
‐We leave tomorrow.
356
00:12:57,701 --> 00:12:58,737
MIKE:
Okay, I understand
we leave tomorrow.
357
00:12:58,770 --> 00:12:59,805
All right? Well, our budget's
358
00:12:59,839 --> 00:13:00,807
‐on fire, Dave.
‐Yeah.
359
00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:02,578
I'm not sitting here and waiting
360
00:13:02,611 --> 00:13:03,847
for them to just come
and hope it happens, okay?
361
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,784
We have to, like,
proactively go to them.
362
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:08,623
So, find an address of where
her manager works or something.
363
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,725
You want to go to the office?
364
00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:11,095
I want to do something
365
00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:12,665
so we can maybe fucking
salvage this thing.
366
00:13:12,698 --> 00:13:13,767
‐Okay, I'll find the...
‐Yeah, let's go.
367
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,070
‐I'll find the office.
‐Please.
368
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,406
Gata, come on,
we're going. Yeah. Let's go.
369
00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:17,942
W‐Wait, should I come?
370
00:13:17,975 --> 00:13:20,914
Nah, Dan, I learned Korean
when you were getting ketchup.
371
00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:24,856
(train rumbling)
372
00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:26,926
♪ ♪
373
00:13:37,615 --> 00:13:39,151
(sighs)
374
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,558
Hey. What are we gonna do
to smooth this thing over?
375
00:13:42,591 --> 00:13:43,894
Do people come, like,
bearing gifts,
376
00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:45,364
‐or, like‐‐ Ah, how can we...
‐MIKE: Gifts?
377
00:13:45,397 --> 00:13:46,699
N‐‐ That's, like,
378
00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:48,370
the last thing
we should be worried about.
379
00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:49,705
I've been reading this article.
380
00:13:49,739 --> 00:13:52,444
Apparently, like,
K‐pop is super, super dark, man.
381
00:13:52,478 --> 00:13:53,980
The managers control all
the aspects of their lives.
382
00:13:54,014 --> 00:13:56,386
They tell them what they can
wear, what they can eat.
383
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,621
Crazy number of suicides.
384
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,125
So what are you saying?
385
00:13:59,158 --> 00:14:00,994
That the manager is not
letting her come to our shoot
386
00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,865
because he saw the picture?
Is that what you're saying?
387
00:14:02,898 --> 00:14:04,502
I think it goes
way beyond that, Dave.
388
00:14:04,535 --> 00:14:06,606
This whole thing seems
to be run by...
389
00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:09,512
(quietly)
...the Korean mob.
390
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:13,186
Listen‐‐ Fuck.
Is that why she was acting
391
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,589
so weird around that guy?
392
00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:15,591
Like, she was so tense.
393
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:17,795
I know.
394
00:14:18,863 --> 00:14:20,133
(groans)
395
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,936
Fuck.
396
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,506
Yeah.
397
00:14:26,112 --> 00:14:28,617
I got sucked last night.
398
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,420
What?
399
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,623
You got sucked?
400
00:14:31,656 --> 00:14:33,093
Girl was crazy.
Like, top dollar.
401
00:14:33,126 --> 00:14:34,428
She blew my socks off, bro.
402
00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:35,897
I'm talkin' 'bout
drenched me down.
403
00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:37,067
Where?
404
00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:38,470
GATA:
In the room.
405
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,607
In the‐‐ in the hotel? Room?
406
00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:41,709
In the 'telly, man.
407
00:14:41,743 --> 00:14:43,113
It was haunting.
408
00:14:43,146 --> 00:14:44,849
‐GATA: Haunting?
‐You saw?
409
00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:46,452
Yeah, bro, I was gonna, like,
rearrange your bed and all that,
410
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,621
but I didn't want
to wake you up.
411
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:48,690
MIKE:
Very considerate, Gata.
412
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,827
(men speaking loudly in Korean)
413
00:14:52,598 --> 00:14:54,769
‐What? Whoa, whoa, stop.
What are you doing?
‐(speaking Korean)
414
00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:57,041
‐(Dan shouts in Korean)
‐Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
415
00:14:57,074 --> 00:14:58,710
‐What are you saying?
‐What are you doing?
416
00:14:58,743 --> 00:15:00,781
Why‐why are you taking him?
What‐what'd he do?
417
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,522
Yo.
418
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,626
What the fuck was that?
419
00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:08,063
We‐we got to get off
at the next stop.
420
00:15:08,096 --> 00:15:09,198
‐Hey, gotta be about the weed.
‐DAVE: Well, hold on.
421
00:15:09,231 --> 00:15:10,233
If this is a Mafia thing,
422
00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:11,703
I'm not doing anything about it.
423
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:12,972
We're getting off
at the next stop, dude.
424
00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:14,542
I've had dinner with his mother,
all right?
425
00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:16,079
I'm not getting off
at the next stop.
426
00:15:16,112 --> 00:15:18,750
‐We have to get CL, so we can...
‐He has your backpack, bro.
427
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:20,787
With your laptop.
428
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:22,624
He has your backpack?
429
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:26,966
Tell me you backed it up.
430
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:31,743
Tell me you backed up
the album, dude.
431
00:15:31,776 --> 00:15:33,480
No. (sighs)
432
00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:34,882
No?
433
00:15:34,915 --> 00:15:36,953
DAVE:
I don't make duplicates.
434
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,256
For the hackers.
435
00:15:38,289 --> 00:15:39,725
We're getting off
at the next stop.
436
00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:41,996
We have to get Dan
and your fucking laptop.
437
00:15:44,635 --> 00:15:45,837
Fuck!
438
00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:52,084
‐(shouting)
‐Gata, thank God
you got this video.
439
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,086
This is insane.
440
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,622
Come on, Mike,
I'm from the hood.
441
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:55,924
Filming the cops
is automatic, man.
442
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:57,094
Hello? Yeah, it's Dave.
From the shoot.
443
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:58,663
‐Uh...
‐(woman speaking Korean)
444
00:15:58,697 --> 00:15:59,999
Woof, I need someone
that speaks English.
445
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:02,871
Do you know‐‐ do you know
who these people are?
446
00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:04,075
‐DAVE: Yes, it's...
‐They took our friend.
447
00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:05,544
(speaking Korean)
448
00:16:05,577 --> 00:16:07,081
Okay, need it translated, then.
449
00:16:07,114 --> 00:16:09,752
CL might not be coming,
so we need a contingency plan
450
00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:11,289
if she does not come. Okay?
451
00:16:11,322 --> 00:16:13,960
‐Bye‐bye CL, potentially.
‐How do you say "police"
in Korean?
452
00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:16,099
‐The director. The...
‐Take me to‐‐ Take me...
453
00:16:16,132 --> 00:16:18,970
Just need to talk to somebody
who can speak English, please.
454
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:20,640
Man, this shit giving me
anxiety, bro.
455
00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:21,776
DAVE:
CL might not be coming.
456
00:16:21,809 --> 00:16:22,845
Hey, use Find My Mac, bro.
457
00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:24,582
The laptop in the backpack
458
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:25,951
‐is gonna tell you
where it's at.
‐Whoa, whoa, whoa.
459
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,254
Dave, give me your,
um, your iCloud.
460
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,823
Use the password document
that I told you...
461
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,127
I don't have
the password document,
462
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,929
otherwise I wouldn't be
asking you for it.
463
00:16:31,963 --> 00:16:33,099
Well, I mean, I don't know
what you want from me.
464
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:35,070
Open up your phone
and give it to me.
465
00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,706
I'm on the fucking phone trying
to save this video right now.
466
00:16:36,739 --> 00:16:38,076
That is not what's important
right now, Dave.
467
00:16:38,109 --> 00:16:39,912
‐So give me your fucking phone.
‐(groans)
468
00:16:39,945 --> 00:16:41,315
(driver speaking Korean)
469
00:16:41,349 --> 00:16:42,684
Man, y'all got me fucked up.
470
00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:43,720
I'm trying
to enjoy myself out here.
471
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:44,822
Gata, you think I give a fuck
472
00:16:44,855 --> 00:16:46,059
about you having fun right now?
473
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,594
There's so many bigger fish
to fry.
474
00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:48,963
Does this seatbelt work,
sir, or no?
475
00:16:48,997 --> 00:16:50,267
‐Does the seatbelt work, man?
‐Okay. Okay.
476
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,237
Can you take us here?
To this? Yes?
477
00:16:52,271 --> 00:16:54,108
Does this seatbelt...
478
00:16:54,141 --> 00:16:55,610
(speaking Korean)
479
00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,981
(overlapping arguing)
480
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,091
(tires screech)
481
00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:04,128
(horn honking)
482
00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:07,101
(speaking Korean)
483
00:17:12,177 --> 00:17:13,713
(rustles)
484
00:17:18,857 --> 00:17:20,025
Th‐‐ What did he do?
485
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,831
‐(speaks Korean)
‐MIKE: Yeah.
486
00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:26,004
What was he doing,
that‐that guy? Huh?
487
00:17:43,139 --> 00:17:46,245
‐(rattling)
‐(Dave exhales)
488
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,053
Uh... f... uh...
489
00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:52,291
Could you give us fresh air?
490
00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:54,795
I had farted.
491
00:17:54,829 --> 00:17:56,332
So...
492
00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:58,236
(horns honking outside)
493
00:18:02,845 --> 00:18:04,381
Thanks.
494
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:08,823
(indistinct chatter)
495
00:18:08,857 --> 00:18:10,927
(speaking Korean)
496
00:18:18,977 --> 00:18:21,014
Is he ratting us out right now?
497
00:18:21,048 --> 00:18:22,684
I don't know.
Hope not.
498
00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:24,054
(driver continues
speaking Korean)
499
00:18:24,088 --> 00:18:25,690
Give me the weed right now.
I'm gonna throw it
500
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,094
‐out the window.
‐No, are you crazy?
501
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:28,663
Bro, I ain't trying to get
ASAP Rocky'd in Korea.
502
00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:30,033
I'm‐a put this in my sock.
503
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,068
No, don't put it in your sock.
Give me the weed;
504
00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:32,304
I'll throw it out the window.
505
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:34,208
Don't put it
in your fucking sock.
506
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,377
‐I ain't trippin'.
‐Do not put it
in your sock, Gata.
507
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,846
What are you doing? Don't‐‐
508
00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:37,414
‐Give me the fucking...
‐(knocking)
509
00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:43,960
What your friend look like?
510
00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:47,868
Uh...
511
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,674
You know...
512
00:18:50,707 --> 00:18:53,146
H‐He's...
513
00:18:54,815 --> 00:18:57,254
A‐‐ He's‐‐ Facially,
514
00:18:57,287 --> 00:18:59,258
he's an Asian man.
515
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:00,427
Stiff, black hair.
516
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,066
GATA: He has a lot of
ketchup packets in his pockets.
517
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:04,935
‐DAVE: Skin...
‐His name is Dan.
518
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,004
‐Dan is his name.
‐Dan?
519
00:19:06,038 --> 00:19:07,941
DAVE:
Tan, uh, exterior.
520
00:19:07,975 --> 00:19:09,278
MIKE:
American Korean.
521
00:19:09,311 --> 00:19:10,847
Come with me.
522
00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:12,217
(heavy door closes)
523
00:19:15,924 --> 00:19:18,129
♪ ♪
524
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,971
Did you know that 90% of
the world's renewable seaweed
525
00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:24,942
comes from Korea?
526
00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:28,449
C‐Consumable seaweed.
527
00:19:40,807 --> 00:19:42,009
Oh, yes.
528
00:19:42,044 --> 00:19:44,013
Thank God you're here.
529
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:45,850
Can you guys please
call my parents?
530
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,387
Dan, what the fuck is going on?
531
00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:48,990
Okay, so you know how
I lived here,
532
00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:50,493
till, like,
I was five years old?
533
00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:52,831
Yeah.
534
00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:54,168
Okay, so,
535
00:19:54,201 --> 00:19:56,239
Korea has this policy where,
if you're a man
536
00:19:56,272 --> 00:19:58,176
and you're born here,
you have to serve, like,
537
00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,113
two years in the Korean Army.
538
00:20:00,146 --> 00:20:01,916
Regardless of how long
you lived here.
539
00:20:01,949 --> 00:20:03,386
‐That's insane.
‐And my papers came up
540
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,857
at the train station,
they saw me...
541
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,494
They think I'm dodging
the military.
542
00:20:09,465 --> 00:20:11,402
I... You're not, are...
543
00:20:11,435 --> 00:20:12,404
You're not, right?
544
00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:14,875
I didn't know about
the fucking policy, Mike.
545
00:20:14,908 --> 00:20:17,080
‐MIKE: Okay.
‐Or else I wouldn't have come
on this dumb fucking trip!
546
00:20:17,114 --> 00:20:19,151
‐Okay.
‐All right, I‐I might not
be able to leave
547
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,188
for two years, dude.
Two fucking years.
548
00:20:21,222 --> 00:20:23,025
Damn, you on your
Nelson Mandela shit, boy.
549
00:20:23,059 --> 00:20:24,461
They need to make a movie
about this shit.
550
00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:26,532
I might have to join
the fucking army.
551
00:20:26,565 --> 00:20:28,870
‐Yeah, that's very...
It's a pretty serious thing...
‐MIKE: Okay.
552
00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:31,409
‐...that's happening.
‐We'll make a call. Just relax.
553
00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:33,479
I just want to go home, man.
All right?
554
00:20:33,513 --> 00:20:35,917
Me, too, bruh.
This shit is crazy.
555
00:20:37,254 --> 00:20:40,961
MIKE:
Dan, I'm gonna get
the legal ball rolling.
556
00:20:40,994 --> 00:20:43,299
‐(speaks Korean)
‐It's fine. It's okay.
557
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:47,074
Dan, we need the backpack.
558
00:20:48,476 --> 00:20:51,115
I‐‐ Look, I know it's crazy.
We need the laptop, Dan.
559
00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:53,987
Please, I‐I'm begging you.
Please,
560
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,390
‐ask him about it.
‐He's more important.
561
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:57,494
It's important.
I know, I'm sorry, but please.
562
00:20:57,527 --> 00:20:59,898
‐GATA: We need that.
‐We shouldn't be talking
about this right now.
563
00:20:59,932 --> 00:21:01,469
‐The guy's in
fucking jail, man. No.
‐MIKE: No, we should.
564
00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:04,007
‐DAVE: It's not the right time.
‐(speaking Korean)
565
00:21:08,483 --> 00:21:11,088
(speaking Korean)
566
00:21:11,122 --> 00:21:12,924
‐(sighs)
‐MIKE: What is that?
567
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,928
It's confiscated
till I'm released.
568
00:21:14,962 --> 00:21:16,399
GATA:
Man, tell these fools we
tryin' to make an album.
569
00:21:16,432 --> 00:21:18,536
‐Our livelihood is at stake.
‐Relax.
570
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,407
‐No, no, shut up, Dave.
‐Just take account
of the situation right now.
571
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,344
‐No, you fucking realize
where you are.
‐No, shut up.
572
00:21:22,377 --> 00:21:24,081
That's everything we've worked
for, okay? No, we need that.
573
00:21:24,114 --> 00:21:25,417
‐We need that.
‐Do you know what hip‐hop is?
574
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,852
‐It's an American art.
‐(shouting in Korean)
575
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:27,954
‐Relax.
‐Hey, hey, hey.
576
00:21:27,988 --> 00:21:28,890
Don't piss him off, dude. Okay?
577
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:30,126
Just call my parents!
578
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,962
Just calm down.
Calm the fuck down.
579
00:21:31,996 --> 00:21:33,533
‐MIKE: You calm the fuck down,
Dave.
‐DAVE: No, you're not.
580
00:21:33,566 --> 00:21:35,470
‐(dog barks)
‐MIKE: Just say we‐‐
Dan, please.
581
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,006
If you would just tell him, give
us the bag and we'll leave...
582
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,076
Hey, fuck you,
you fucking asshole!
583
00:21:38,109 --> 00:21:39,845
All right? The world doesn't
584
00:21:39,878 --> 00:21:41,248
revolve around you guys, okay?!
585
00:21:41,282 --> 00:21:42,951
You are the one that
should be in jail for making
586
00:21:42,984 --> 00:21:44,555
that offensive fucking video
in the first place!
587
00:21:44,588 --> 00:21:46,492
And I don't even like
your fucking music, all right?
588
00:21:46,525 --> 00:21:48,363
I applied for, like,
12 other fucking internships!
589
00:21:48,396 --> 00:21:50,166
Man, the laptop ain't even
got shit to do with him, bro.
590
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,535
(all shouting)
591
00:21:52,904 --> 00:21:55,410
(overlapping shouting)
592
00:21:56,579 --> 00:21:59,051
There's nothing on the laptop!
There's nothing on the laptop.
593
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,520
Relax.
594
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,124
What are you...? What the fuck
are you talking about?
595
00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:03,593
I don't have any other music,
okay?
596
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:06,165
I've been making it all up.
I have writer's block and...
597
00:22:06,198 --> 00:22:09,171
I‐I don't know,
I can't fucking make songs.
598
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,542
I've been lying...
599
00:22:11,575 --> 00:22:13,546
and pretending.
600
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:18,156
There's no... album.
601
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,998
(quietly)
Whoa.
602
00:22:23,032 --> 00:22:25,170
(speaking Korean)
603
00:22:30,947 --> 00:22:33,152
(officers chuckling)
604
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,590
What'd he say?
605
00:22:35,623 --> 00:22:37,227
Just get out of here, man.
606
00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,331
And call my fucking parents.
607
00:22:39,364 --> 00:22:41,402
I'm sorry.
608
00:22:42,938 --> 00:22:44,174
DAVE:
We'll get you out.
609
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,577
Fucking idiots.
610
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,491
♪ ♪
611
00:22:55,997 --> 00:22:59,071
I can't believe I put all my
eggs into that fucking basket.
612
00:22:59,104 --> 00:23:02,944
You buggin', bro. This basket
the best thing I got going, bro.
613
00:23:02,978 --> 00:23:04,481
Plus LD to go, bro.
614
00:23:04,515 --> 00:23:06,485
Niggas where I'm from ain't
supposed to make it to Korea.
615
00:23:18,176 --> 00:23:21,115
Hey. You good, bro?
616
00:23:22,016 --> 00:23:24,488
Not really, if I'm being honest.
617
00:23:24,521 --> 00:23:27,360
Why didn't you just
tell us, Dave?
618
00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:32,370
I don't know,
it's fucking embarrassing.
619
00:23:32,404 --> 00:23:34,141
It's, like, I've been working
on it forever
620
00:23:34,174 --> 00:23:36,645
and I just can't make songs.
621
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:42,257
Do you have one song done?
622
00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:46,132
All I have is Korea.
623
00:23:49,404 --> 00:23:51,308
Well, look, you know,
where I'm from,
624
00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:54,681
motherfuckas ain't supposed
to make it... to Korea.
625
00:23:54,715 --> 00:23:56,252
(snickers)
626
00:23:56,285 --> 00:23:58,256
We ruined CL's life
for sure, but...
627
00:23:58,289 --> 00:24:00,426
we‐we got a job to do.
628
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:02,697
And I know I didn't take
a 13‐hour flight, bro,
629
00:24:02,731 --> 00:24:05,036
from South Central L. A. just to
see you sit here and look sad,
630
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,472
bro. Come on,
you better get in your bag, bro.
631
00:24:06,505 --> 00:24:08,342
Shoot a video,
blow this shit up.
632
00:24:08,376 --> 00:24:10,280
You know what I'm sayin'?
You want to be a legend
633
00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:12,284
or you want to live
like a peasant?
634
00:24:17,527 --> 00:24:18,996
All right.
635
00:24:19,031 --> 00:24:20,667
(distant siren wailing)
636
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:23,406
GATA:
Man, I feel like we've
soaked up a lot over here, man.
637
00:24:23,439 --> 00:24:25,176
‐Oh, yeah, like what?
‐Just the culture, the food,
638
00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:27,314
‐the bitches, it's different.
‐Yeah. Different country.
‐CL. CL.
639
00:24:27,347 --> 00:24:28,716
‐CL's here.
‐CL's here?
640
00:24:28,749 --> 00:24:31,422
‐Yes. We hurry. She very upset.
‐Where is she?
641
00:24:31,455 --> 00:24:34,428
(man speaking Korean)
642
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,603
What the... Fuck. No.
643
00:24:38,636 --> 00:24:41,242
No! Fuck, fuck. Stop, stop,
stop, stop. CL, stop! Stop!
644
00:24:41,275 --> 00:24:43,312
Don't do it! Stop!
Listen to me!
645
00:24:43,346 --> 00:24:44,615
I know what you're
going through!
646
00:24:44,648 --> 00:24:45,617
I'm an artist!
647
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,587
I know what it's like
to be under pressure!
648
00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:50,460
Look! Look at me, right now!
I'm spending my entire
649
00:24:50,493 --> 00:24:53,032
music video budget for
the whole year on a K‐pop song
650
00:24:53,065 --> 00:24:55,570
and you know what?
I don't even listen to K‐pop.
651
00:24:55,603 --> 00:25:00,246
If I'm being honest about it,
I'm that desperate to succeed!
652
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,350
Okay, I know your manager
controls your life.
653
00:25:02,384 --> 00:25:06,058
I understand, but I can
help you! I'm American.
654
00:25:06,091 --> 00:25:07,327
You have my voice now.
655
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,765
We can do this together,
just come down...
656
00:25:09,798 --> 00:25:11,602
‐(screams)
‐No!
657
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:15,209
‐(thuds)
‐(people gasping)
658
00:25:15,243 --> 00:25:16,779
(man speaking Korean)
659
00:25:16,812 --> 00:25:19,351
(indistinct chatter)
660
00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:21,789
Big action! Huh?
661
00:25:21,822 --> 00:25:24,361
CL, you scared
the shit out of me.
662
00:25:24,394 --> 00:25:26,232
‐My God.
‐Uh, Dave,
663
00:25:26,265 --> 00:25:28,236
who are you talking to?
664
00:25:29,171 --> 00:25:30,240
MIKE:
That's a stunt double.
665
00:25:30,273 --> 00:25:31,542
Oh, man, I got to go sit down.
666
00:25:31,575 --> 00:25:33,279
‐This shit tripping me out.
‐You're here!
667
00:25:33,312 --> 00:25:35,483
Yes! Amazing. I thought you
saw this picture with the weed
668
00:25:35,516 --> 00:25:37,487
‐and there was this
whole thing...
‐What weed?
669
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,224
‐Nothing. Nothing.
‐No weed.
670
00:25:39,258 --> 00:25:42,497
It is very disrespectful for you
to keep us waiting like this.
671
00:25:42,530 --> 00:25:45,536
‐Us keep...?
‐No. No, you guys were late.
We didn't keep you waiting.
672
00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:47,173
You said call time was 8:00 p. m.
673
00:25:47,207 --> 00:25:48,643
I said it...
674
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:54,554
‐It was American time.
‐Mm...
675
00:25:54,588 --> 00:25:56,425
So, Dave, about your speech...
676
00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:59,231
You heard‐‐
you heard everything?
677
00:25:59,264 --> 00:26:01,101
‐Yes.
‐Okay, um,
678
00:26:01,135 --> 00:26:04,174
he told me about this article
that was titled
679
00:26:04,207 --> 00:26:05,576
"The Dark Side of K‐pop."
680
00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:07,580
I'll let him tell you about...
681
00:26:07,614 --> 00:26:09,384
Yeah, I just,
I‐I Cliffs Notes it.
682
00:26:09,418 --> 00:26:10,820
I think I didn't
finish it and it's‐‐
683
00:26:10,853 --> 00:26:13,559
I think it's from 2016, it's‐‐
I think it was old, so...
684
00:26:13,592 --> 00:26:15,196
Okay, so let me
get this straight.
685
00:26:15,229 --> 00:26:17,701
So you come out here to
leech off of K‐pop's success
686
00:26:17,734 --> 00:26:20,707
‐for your own good,
you're late...
‐No, no. No.
687
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,310
...and you blamed that on me.
688
00:26:22,344 --> 00:26:23,612
‐Mm.
‐Well...
‐You broke the law,
689
00:26:23,646 --> 00:26:27,854
and you thought I was
committing suicide?
690
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,691
‐Uh...
‐Yes.
691
00:26:29,725 --> 00:26:32,430
‐That's a concise summary of
what happened, but...
‐Yeah.
692
00:26:32,464 --> 00:26:34,801
Here's the deal.
Your manager was being really
693
00:26:34,835 --> 00:26:37,574
kind of rude to you
and there was a tenseness...
694
00:26:37,607 --> 00:26:40,313
First of all,
this is my head of security.
695
00:26:40,346 --> 00:26:41,715
‐Oh.
‐And the reason I was tense...
696
00:26:41,749 --> 00:26:43,686
‐No. Don't do that.
‐...was because
697
00:26:43,719 --> 00:26:46,425
I don't want any of you guys
wasting my time.
698
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,761
I love K‐pop.
699
00:26:47,794 --> 00:26:50,633
I don't want to be a part
of you disrespecting it.
700
00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:53,839
No, I'm not disrespecting it.
I think I love K‐pop, too.
701
00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:55,476
So let's make this video
702
00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:57,447
‐together, please...
‐You know what?
703
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,753
You fucked up... in Korea.
704
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,357
Annyeong.
705
00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:04,361
‐MIKE: What's‐‐ What...?
‐Annyeong.
706
00:27:04,394 --> 00:27:07,834
I'm not married to anything
creatively. We could change it.
707
00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:09,871
CL:
Whatever!
708
00:27:10,907 --> 00:27:13,212
Now I have nothing.
709
00:27:13,245 --> 00:27:14,448
Yeah.
710
00:27:14,481 --> 00:27:17,220
♪ I took a shit in Korea ♪
711
00:27:17,253 --> 00:27:19,458
♪ ♪
712
00:27:20,493 --> 00:27:21,862
♪ Whoo! ♪
713
00:27:24,401 --> 00:27:26,372
♪ Ah... ♪
714
00:27:28,409 --> 00:27:29,878
♪ Ah... ♪
715
00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:34,354
♪ Whoo! ♪
716
00:27:36,925 --> 00:27:38,496
♪ Ye‐haw ♪
717
00:27:47,781 --> 00:27:49,518
♪ Whoo, whoo! ♪
718
00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:05,516
♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪
719
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,524
♪ Yes! ♪
720
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:13,766
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