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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,018 --> 00:00:11,918 _ 2 00:00:12,529 --> 00:00:15,342 _ 3 00:00:23,365 --> 00:00:24,860 Hey! 4 00:00:26,530 --> 00:00:29,101 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 5 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,974 Aww. How are you? 6 00:00:32,007 --> 00:00:34,045 Hey. Welcome to tour. 7 00:00:34,056 --> 00:00:35,777 Thank you. Oh, my God. What is this? 8 00:00:35,788 --> 00:00:37,492 Oh, yeah, it's my alias, Dom Pagnotti. 9 00:00:37,503 --> 00:00:39,440 I wanted you to feel what I feel when I arrive. 10 00:00:39,451 --> 00:00:41,388 - Okay, cool. I love it. - Yeah. Welcome. 11 00:00:41,399 --> 00:00:42,869 - Hi. - I'll get your bag. 12 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,003 Oh, thank you. 13 00:00:44,014 --> 00:00:46,290 - Let's go on the bus. Come on. - You guys, I'm here. 14 00:00:46,301 --> 00:00:48,582 Come on, everybody in, everybody in. 15 00:00:48,593 --> 00:00:50,196 - This is Cliff. - Hi, Cliff. 16 00:00:50,207 --> 00:00:51,944 - I'm Ally. - How you doing? 17 00:00:51,955 --> 00:00:54,427 Listen, no shitting on the bus. You shit, you split. 18 00:00:55,507 --> 00:00:57,540 - Okay. - Treat her like everybody else. 19 00:00:57,551 --> 00:00:59,084 It's not gonna happen. 20 00:01:00,178 --> 00:01:01,601 All the way, finish it all the way. 21 00:01:01,612 --> 00:01:02,902 Finish this whole thing without burping, 22 00:01:02,913 --> 00:01:04,227 I'll be... Oh! Uh-uh. 23 00:01:05,937 --> 00:01:08,693 - You lose. - Can you do this shit back there? 24 00:01:08,704 --> 00:01:10,892 We owe this queen some respect. 25 00:01:10,903 --> 00:01:12,055 - Yeah. - Oh, real classy. 26 00:01:12,066 --> 00:01:13,072 - Ooh. - What? 27 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:14,970 Kicking the Black men to the back of the bus. 28 00:01:14,981 --> 00:01:16,225 I'm just giving you a hard time. 29 00:01:16,236 --> 00:01:17,329 - Okay. - This is how we talk. 30 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:18,496 - Yeah. - Tour life. 31 00:01:18,507 --> 00:01:20,226 Uh, how is the search for love going? 32 00:01:20,237 --> 00:01:22,397 Uh, really poorly. 33 00:01:22,408 --> 00:01:23,450 Not good. 34 00:01:23,461 --> 00:01:26,972 I thought it was gonna be like the romantic climax of man. 35 00:01:26,983 --> 00:01:30,280 Uh, instead, it's really been the stark reality 36 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,832 of... humanity. 37 00:01:31,846 --> 00:01:33,174 Well, there was the girl in Utah. 38 00:01:33,185 --> 00:01:35,353 Said she was big into LDS. 39 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:37,247 - Oh, Latter Day Saints. - Yeah, I didn't know that. 40 00:01:37,257 --> 00:01:38,910 I thought she was talking baseball. 41 00:01:38,921 --> 00:01:40,997 - Why? - Like the NLDS. 42 00:01:41,008 --> 00:01:43,326 - The National... - It was totally coincided 43 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:46,785 - with that round of the... - He thinks normal human flaws are red flags. 44 00:01:46,796 --> 00:01:47,933 Sure, sounds reasonable. 45 00:01:47,944 --> 00:01:50,140 I mean, a big one is that if they're not Rachel McAdams, 46 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:51,622 - that's probably a... - Ugh. 47 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:52,719 A classic. 48 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:54,296 There was one girl that I really didn't like 49 00:01:54,307 --> 00:01:55,865 the way she danced, she was a bad dancer. 50 00:01:55,876 --> 00:01:57,162 - Mm. - Dave... 51 00:01:57,173 --> 00:01:58,743 I love bad dancers 52 00:01:58,754 --> 00:02:00,997 who have, like, all that... spirit and charm. 53 00:02:01,008 --> 00:02:02,240 But when you're a bad dancer, 54 00:02:02,274 --> 00:02:03,810 and you think that you're not, 55 00:02:03,843 --> 00:02:05,713 and like you're trying to be cool, 56 00:02:05,747 --> 00:02:06,749 but you're not, 57 00:02:06,782 --> 00:02:08,052 that's a bad attitude. 58 00:02:08,085 --> 00:02:09,788 And I don't... I can't... I can't do that. 59 00:02:09,799 --> 00:02:12,904 Wait. By the way, can you do me a favor? 60 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:15,742 Can you add a name to the list, for tonight? 61 00:02:15,753 --> 00:02:17,294 Please. It's my pleasure, that's my power. 62 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,930 We can do that. We have... We have that power. 63 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:20,429 I know, but it's, that's my job. 64 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,891 - Yeah, but I'm just saying I could... - What's his name? 65 00:02:21,902 --> 00:02:23,197 - You can do it if you want. - What is his name? 66 00:02:23,207 --> 00:02:25,186 - Do your job. - What's the name? 67 00:02:25,994 --> 00:02:27,157 Roy Winters. 68 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,757 Roy Winters, the silent film actor. 69 00:02:29,768 --> 00:02:33,341 - I love him. - You strumpet. 70 00:02:34,164 --> 00:02:35,896 Okay, I knew that you were going to do this. 71 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:38,192 This Roy guy from college, "they're just friends." 72 00:02:38,203 --> 00:02:40,862 All this time, Dave here had a suspicion. 73 00:02:40,873 --> 00:02:43,111 Turns out, Dave here was right again. 74 00:02:43,212 --> 00:02:44,830 I never hooked up with him. 75 00:02:44,841 --> 00:02:47,821 I just want to win the argument that I've always won. 76 00:02:47,832 --> 00:02:48,933 I understand that. 77 00:02:48,944 --> 00:02:50,738 And I can't win it unless you admit that I've won it. 78 00:02:50,749 --> 00:02:52,319 So what are you intentions with this man? 79 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,237 My intentions... 80 00:02:57,942 --> 00:03:00,189 Great. Everybody's creaming. 81 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,494 I love your vibe, it's so chill right now. 82 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:04,264 Thank you for saying that. 83 00:03:04,275 --> 00:03:09,199 I am just a chill girl about to have some casual sex. 84 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:10,385 What do you want to do first? 85 00:03:10,396 --> 00:03:12,013 You want to roll me around in a stroller 86 00:03:12,024 --> 00:03:13,577 while I smoke this baby? 87 00:03:13,588 --> 00:03:16,997 No, I said I'm gonna see you at the show. 88 00:03:17,008 --> 00:03:20,252 But beforehand, I need to be Rhianna. 89 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,920 And focus on my... 90 00:03:21,931 --> 00:03:24,183 Well, can I just point out that Rhianna 91 00:03:24,194 --> 00:03:26,164 is notoriously a very good friend 92 00:03:26,175 --> 00:03:29,081 and she would go to the botanical gardens with me and smoke. 93 00:03:29,548 --> 00:03:31,018 Will you do this? 94 00:03:31,029 --> 00:03:32,865 - Yeah, I got you. - Yay. 95 00:03:33,187 --> 00:03:35,893 - Here. - Thank you. 96 00:03:35,989 --> 00:03:38,655 Oh, by the way, should I wear, uh, this? 97 00:03:39,066 --> 00:03:40,838 Yeah, that's cute, I like that one. 98 00:03:41,505 --> 00:03:43,743 Stop. You're fucking gorgeous. 99 00:03:43,776 --> 00:03:45,246 Which is like... 100 00:03:45,302 --> 00:03:47,239 coming here to fuck Roy Winters? 101 00:03:47,341 --> 00:03:49,425 Why? You've known him for ten years. 102 00:03:49,436 --> 00:03:51,273 It's like fucking an iPhone 5. 103 00:03:51,284 --> 00:03:53,930 Jim just hurt my feelings and was all... 104 00:03:53,941 --> 00:03:55,401 "I don't have the emotional bandwidth 105 00:03:55,412 --> 00:03:57,156 for a relationship right now." 106 00:03:57,167 --> 00:04:00,992 And Roy has always said that I'm his dream girl and so it's easy. 107 00:04:01,003 --> 00:04:02,870 You have a fucking vagina. 108 00:04:02,881 --> 00:04:04,418 It's always easy. 109 00:04:04,429 --> 00:04:06,697 You could literally stand there and they'd fuck you. 110 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,315 You could walk outside, 111 00:04:08,326 --> 00:04:10,029 everybody wants to fuck you. 112 00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:11,503 The goal is to not get fucked. 113 00:04:11,514 --> 00:04:13,069 Hmm. 114 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,795 Not tonight. 115 00:04:14,806 --> 00:04:17,010 - Cheers to that. - Mm-hmm. 116 00:04:17,428 --> 00:04:19,247 Will you look at my butthole real quick? 117 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:20,755 I think I cut it while shaving. 118 00:04:20,766 --> 00:04:22,377 - Check, check. - Man, these sound crispy. 119 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:24,825 - Check, check. - Check, check, sound check. 120 00:04:24,858 --> 00:04:26,528 Check, check, check, check. 121 00:04:26,539 --> 00:04:28,335 Gata, what are your thoughts on Madison, Wisconsin, brother? 122 00:04:28,346 --> 00:04:31,061 - You rocking with it? - Check, check. Last time I was in Wisconsin, 123 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,342 you ain't gonna believe it, I really pissed on a bitch. 124 00:04:33,353 --> 00:04:35,109 Okay. Those are the kind of things 125 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,989 you shouldn't say into the microphone. 126 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,621 Because other people can hear it, and you can get cancelled, then I... 127 00:04:39,632 --> 00:04:41,281 She wanted me to do it, bro. I'm just letting you know 128 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:42,961 the energy is dope out here, bro. 129 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:45,878 Man, I fucked a bitch out here with my socks off. 130 00:04:45,889 --> 00:04:47,382 You normally fuck with your socks on? 131 00:04:47,393 --> 00:04:49,965 - Check, check, check, check. - Check. 132 00:04:49,976 --> 00:04:51,245 - Check, check. - Hey. 133 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:52,949 - Hey. Oh, yeah. Okay. - I have to... I have to. 134 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,908 Right, you know, can we talk away from the stage? 135 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,215 - Please? - I have been waiting for hours. 136 00:04:56,226 --> 00:04:57,924 I know, but let's talk away from the stage. 137 00:04:57,957 --> 00:04:59,328 - Okay, sure. - All right, so... 138 00:04:59,361 --> 00:05:00,620 we don't have any time to do this. 139 00:05:00,630 --> 00:05:03,177 I know you want to do the click stuff, but I just, we can't. 140 00:05:03,188 --> 00:05:05,508 I'm a photographer. You guys booked this. 141 00:05:05,519 --> 00:05:07,523 I don't know why you're acting like I'm just... 142 00:05:07,534 --> 00:05:09,881 voluntarily coming here and wanting to... 143 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,929 My point is, we got crunched for time. 144 00:05:11,985 --> 00:05:13,120 You're done. 145 00:05:13,131 --> 00:05:14,567 I'm confused. 146 00:05:14,578 --> 00:05:16,384 I've been here all day. 147 00:05:16,395 --> 00:05:17,908 The window that you told me 148 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:19,972 was from 2:00 to 4:00, it's now almost 4:30. 149 00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:22,091 And it just... closed right up on you. 150 00:05:22,102 --> 00:05:24,126 I feel like you really mismanage your time 151 00:05:24,137 --> 00:05:25,635 and now you're just being a dick. 152 00:05:25,646 --> 00:05:27,663 I'm sorry we ran into traffic and there was a big truck. 153 00:05:27,674 --> 00:05:29,015 And I think it was a pilaf truck, 154 00:05:29,026 --> 00:05:30,773 - like rice-rice pilafs. - Dude. 155 00:05:30,784 --> 00:05:32,068 - And they were block... - If you're gonna lie, 156 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:33,584 - just do it better. - That's not a lie. 157 00:05:33,595 --> 00:05:34,912 That's not a lie. I don't know what you... 158 00:05:34,923 --> 00:05:37,093 - Is everything okay down there? - Yeah, everything is totally fine. 159 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,305 The picture girl's here. 160 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:39,439 - I'm a photographer. - And she's... 161 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:41,345 - Okay, same thing. - Your organization 162 00:05:41,378 --> 00:05:42,981 is incredibly disorganized. 163 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:44,670 Should I come resolve the situation? 164 00:05:44,684 --> 00:05:46,424 - Yes. - No. Please just finish sound check. 165 00:05:46,435 --> 00:05:48,382 - I'm having trouble hearing you guys. - I'm not a picture girl, that's... 166 00:05:48,392 --> 00:05:50,296 It's the same thing, kind of. 167 00:05:50,307 --> 00:05:51,787 - You take pictures. - I don't think that's true at all. 168 00:05:51,798 --> 00:05:53,615 - Look what you did. - Excuse me? 169 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:55,112 Look what you did. 170 00:05:55,123 --> 00:05:56,192 Are you joking? 171 00:05:56,203 --> 00:05:58,411 - Dude, I... - Hi. What's going on? 172 00:05:58,422 --> 00:06:00,083 - Hi. I'm Robyn. - Dave. Nice to meet you, Robyn. 173 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:01,407 - Nice to meet you. - Nice jumpsuit. 174 00:06:01,418 --> 00:06:03,422 - Uh, thanks. - Funky. 175 00:06:03,555 --> 00:06:05,627 - Funky. - For the magazine spread, 176 00:06:05,638 --> 00:06:07,363 I have to take photos, it's a whole layout, 177 00:06:07,374 --> 00:06:09,156 - I can't just get photos of you onstage. - Of course not. 178 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:11,238 I am now being told that I have no time. 179 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,109 Well, who the heck is saying that? 180 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,277 - I did. - He is. 181 00:06:14,288 --> 00:06:15,691 - Oh, this guy? - That's right. 182 00:06:15,702 --> 00:06:17,498 You can't listen to a word he says. 183 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:20,808 He's got it all wrong all the time. I mean, I'm just kidding, but... 184 00:06:20,819 --> 00:06:22,916 it does feel like some sort of mismanaged situation 185 00:06:22,927 --> 00:06:24,153 - has occurred. - It's not mismanaged at all. That's not true... 186 00:06:24,164 --> 00:06:27,123 - It does sound exactly like that. - I can't really be controlled. 187 00:06:27,134 --> 00:06:29,785 And that's kind of like the elephant in the room here. 188 00:06:29,796 --> 00:06:32,803 He's realizing that, he's probably gonna walk away very soon. 189 00:06:32,814 --> 00:06:33,972 Yep. See? 190 00:06:34,515 --> 00:06:35,528 Bye. 191 00:06:35,539 --> 00:06:37,371 Off the record. 192 00:06:37,382 --> 00:06:38,671 There's no record. 193 00:06:38,682 --> 00:06:40,118 I'm just here to take photos. 194 00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:41,498 Off the visual record. 195 00:06:41,919 --> 00:06:44,226 One thing you should realize is I'm sorry. 196 00:06:45,145 --> 00:06:47,944 Why would... saying sorry be off the record? 197 00:06:48,954 --> 00:06:50,623 I don't know. 198 00:06:50,634 --> 00:06:52,654 In all seriousness, I do feel terrible. 199 00:06:52,665 --> 00:06:54,125 If we fucked you over in any way and you thought 200 00:06:54,136 --> 00:06:56,133 you had something and it's not, I'm... 201 00:06:56,144 --> 00:06:57,430 Please, let me make it up to you. 202 00:06:57,441 --> 00:06:59,909 I can give you my whole afternoon if need be. 203 00:07:00,329 --> 00:07:02,788 Okay, well, I don't actually have the whole afternoon. 204 00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:04,600 I have another shoot later. 205 00:07:04,611 --> 00:07:07,984 But I do have a kind of fun, 206 00:07:08,018 --> 00:07:10,523 non-traditional idea if you're down. 207 00:07:10,578 --> 00:07:13,618 Will it be non-traditional if I'm traditionally non-traditional? 208 00:07:14,189 --> 00:07:15,265 Uh... 209 00:07:15,276 --> 00:07:17,524 And it's not a riddle. Think on it. 210 00:07:17,535 --> 00:07:19,748 Gata, I need you to do sound check without me, okay? 211 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:21,207 - Got you, bro. - Cool. 212 00:07:21,218 --> 00:07:23,194 ? Pissin' on a bitch, bitch... ? 213 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,273 Hey, bitch. 214 00:07:41,284 --> 00:07:42,387 Hey! 215 00:07:42,398 --> 00:07:44,825 - Hi. - Oh, you look... 216 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:46,675 fantastic. 217 00:07:46,686 --> 00:07:48,432 - You, too. Hey. - Oh, my God. Hey. 218 00:07:48,465 --> 00:07:50,909 I got you, uh, your college drink. 219 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,855 - A Midori Sour. - Oh. 220 00:07:52,866 --> 00:07:54,755 Quick question. In what world 221 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,332 would I still be drinking Midori Sours? 222 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:58,352 In my world. 223 00:07:58,385 --> 00:08:00,029 From like ten years ago where we're still in college 224 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,380 and everything is the same. 225 00:08:01,391 --> 00:08:03,219 That's cute. I will not drink this, but thank you. 226 00:08:03,229 --> 00:08:04,470 I just had to fuck with you. 227 00:08:04,481 --> 00:08:05,998 I already got a lane. 228 00:08:06,009 --> 00:08:07,252 So let me get this straight. 229 00:08:07,263 --> 00:08:08,834 Um, you flew out here 230 00:08:08,845 --> 00:08:11,319 to take me to your ex-boyfriend's concert? 231 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:14,116 Yeah, because that's like a totally normal and adult... 232 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:17,426 - emotionally stable thing to do. - Totally. 233 00:08:17,437 --> 00:08:19,083 Which is what I thought when you reached out 234 00:08:19,094 --> 00:08:20,463 and then I had the thought like 235 00:08:20,474 --> 00:08:22,720 we should also, we should hit up my ex-wife. 236 00:08:22,731 --> 00:08:24,451 Okay, I'm glad that you said it. 237 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:25,851 - You were gonna... - Because I was gonna, yeah. 238 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:29,114 For sure. Yeah. Let's pick the bitch up. 239 00:08:29,365 --> 00:08:30,667 - Okay. - Sorry. 240 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:31,785 She's not a bitch. 241 00:08:31,796 --> 00:08:33,777 - Or may... I mean, probably. - Debatable. 242 00:08:33,788 --> 00:08:35,192 Ex-wife. 243 00:08:35,203 --> 00:08:36,639 That's like so adult of you. 244 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:39,623 - It is, isn't it? - You've been like fully married. 245 00:08:39,634 --> 00:08:41,693 - Fully. - And then fully divorced. 246 00:08:41,704 --> 00:08:42,839 - Fully. - Which means... 247 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:45,179 that you could be a Real Housewife. 248 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:46,725 You know? 249 00:08:46,982 --> 00:08:48,920 Honestly, the whole thing was... 250 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:50,067 pretty traumatic. 251 00:08:50,538 --> 00:08:52,791 - Yeah. - Um, kind of like... 252 00:08:52,802 --> 00:08:54,798 wrecked me. I won't get into the details 253 00:08:54,809 --> 00:08:56,101 of all of it, but... 254 00:08:56,134 --> 00:08:57,654 It's good, like I'm-I'm... 255 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,016 I'm totally fine now. 256 00:08:59,027 --> 00:09:00,343 And, um... 257 00:09:00,354 --> 00:09:02,058 I mean, we're not like best friends 258 00:09:02,069 --> 00:09:03,817 - or anything by any means, but... - Yeah. 259 00:09:03,828 --> 00:09:05,353 You okay? 260 00:09:05,386 --> 00:09:07,390 I think I swallowed a bug. 261 00:09:07,401 --> 00:09:08,780 It's like inside of me. 262 00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:10,058 You swallowed a bug? 263 00:09:10,069 --> 00:09:11,721 Um, here, you should probably drink this. 264 00:09:11,732 --> 00:09:14,104 Because it's like acid. It'll kill the... larvae. 265 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,747 Or if it was a... 266 00:09:17,543 --> 00:09:19,303 Okay, lift up your dress. 267 00:09:21,307 --> 00:09:22,749 Okay, move it a little bit? 268 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,926 - I love being a woman. - What did you say? 269 00:09:24,937 --> 00:09:26,250 I said I love this. 270 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,522 Move your body but just like stay here. 271 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:31,162 Okay, no problem. 272 00:09:31,173 --> 00:09:32,810 That's kind of... 273 00:09:32,821 --> 00:09:34,744 What if we get a little more hip-hop in this? 274 00:09:34,755 --> 00:09:36,434 - I don't know, man. - What am I gonna do? 275 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,689 I think you're gonna jump. 276 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,869 You get it? 277 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,808 This is terrible. Let's go. 278 00:09:44,405 --> 00:09:45,407 Put your legs out. 279 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,887 - Legs out? - Yeah. 280 00:09:47,239 --> 00:09:48,601 Not like that. 281 00:09:48,612 --> 00:09:50,855 - Okay. Timid. - Yeah. 282 00:09:51,122 --> 00:09:53,849 So what's your deal? How's tour been? You just... 283 00:09:54,152 --> 00:09:55,675 drowning in pussy? 284 00:09:55,686 --> 00:09:57,188 Uh... 285 00:09:57,199 --> 00:10:00,893 Uh, I don't like hooking up with girls like that. 286 00:10:01,027 --> 00:10:02,542 - Right. - Is the implication that 287 00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:04,643 - I carry myself like a player? - No. 288 00:10:04,654 --> 00:10:06,283 Yes. Not... No, no. 289 00:10:06,294 --> 00:10:07,582 - Ultimately, no. - Mm. 290 00:10:07,593 --> 00:10:09,447 All I want is like a girlfriend, really. 291 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,110 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 292 00:10:12,077 --> 00:10:14,190 - Huh. - So, what about you? 293 00:10:14,224 --> 00:10:15,593 You must be... 294 00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:17,830 up to your neck in big dick energy. 295 00:10:17,841 --> 00:10:20,141 Up to my neck in big dick energy? 296 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:23,007 - I'm just trying to ask you about your life. - Huh. 297 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:25,342 - Not now. Yeah. - Sure. 298 00:10:25,353 --> 00:10:27,377 It's not really my priority. 299 00:10:27,388 --> 00:10:28,847 Career? 300 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:31,131 - Sure. There's other things. - Yeah. 301 00:10:31,142 --> 00:10:33,696 - Besides that, yeah. Yeah. - I can only imagine. 302 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:35,965 Tell me about Wisconsin. Do you love it here? 303 00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:37,547 Like do you think you're gonna die here? 304 00:10:37,558 --> 00:10:39,374 Do I think I'm gonna die in Wisconsin? 305 00:10:39,385 --> 00:10:40,981 That's a crazy question to ask... 306 00:10:40,991 --> 00:10:42,880 - Is it? - ... a stranger, I guess. 307 00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:44,348 I'm not saying like die here today, 308 00:10:44,359 --> 00:10:45,726 I'm saying like do you think you want to live 309 00:10:45,737 --> 00:10:47,608 the rest of your life in this place? 310 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,536 No, I don't think I do. 311 00:10:50,547 --> 00:10:51,984 But my family's here and... 312 00:10:51,995 --> 00:10:53,318 You've got deep roots. 313 00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:55,784 Yeah. Plus, we have snow days. 314 00:10:55,795 --> 00:10:57,701 - I love snow days. - All right. 315 00:10:57,847 --> 00:10:59,716 Get back to work. Another position. 316 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,208 Titanic? 317 00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:02,581 - Ah. - Whoa. 318 00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:04,028 How's this? 319 00:11:04,286 --> 00:11:05,726 You look effulgent. 320 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,143 I love the way you speak. 321 00:11:08,154 --> 00:11:09,634 Thank you. 322 00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:12,540 Why don't I take you into my world a little? 323 00:11:13,893 --> 00:11:14,916 All right. 324 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:16,782 This is the Scroguard. 325 00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:19,277 The... Scroguard? 326 00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:22,260 It is an STD preventative tool. 327 00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:25,009 Do you...? You fuck in that? 328 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:27,547 - Yeah, I do. - Do you...? You have...? 329 00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:29,247 You fuck women in that? 330 00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:31,162 Exclusively women. 331 00:11:32,436 --> 00:11:34,540 - Okay. - Do you wash it? 332 00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:36,419 Yeah, I wash it. I'm not a monster. 333 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,890 - You do wash it. - I do. 334 00:11:38,093 --> 00:11:39,409 I... Can I try it on? 335 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,919 By all means try it on. 336 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:43,235 Uh, just be careful with it because I do have only one 337 00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,272 and the company like totally went out of business. 338 00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:47,297 What is this? You fuck... 339 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,379 This is crazy. 340 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:52,542 - We're the same size, scrote-size. - Yeah. 341 00:11:52,553 --> 00:11:53,822 You like it? 342 00:11:55,019 --> 00:11:56,577 I feel so protected. 343 00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:58,291 What you're feeling is peace of mind. 344 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,453 I feel like you get it. 345 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,031 And you're still hard after all of that? 346 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:05,190 - Oh, if there's a woman? - I just wanna like... 347 00:12:05,201 --> 00:12:07,719 Yeah, take that, you little groupie slut. 348 00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:10,456 I don't talk during. 349 00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:13,803 - But, yeah, you make it look good. - Yeah, I don't know, this is, uh... 350 00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,580 You're a weirdly honest person. 351 00:12:15,591 --> 00:12:17,662 I have a whole wonderland of, uh, 352 00:12:17,797 --> 00:12:19,752 equipment, devices. 353 00:12:19,763 --> 00:12:21,945 There's... Don't you have that, uh... 354 00:12:21,978 --> 00:12:24,062 You said you had a thing. How are we doing on time? 355 00:12:24,073 --> 00:12:26,421 Oh, yeah, I-I... That was a lie. 356 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,325 - I lied. - You lied? 357 00:12:28,336 --> 00:12:30,665 - Yeah. - For what? 358 00:12:31,397 --> 00:12:33,368 To be impressive. 359 00:12:33,422 --> 00:12:34,562 Oh. 360 00:12:37,309 --> 00:12:38,778 Why? 361 00:12:40,095 --> 00:12:41,998 To impress you. 362 00:12:44,109 --> 00:12:46,252 - Thank you for... - Yeah. 363 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,197 - Oh. - Sorry. I... 364 00:12:51,349 --> 00:12:53,604 Crossed the line and I'm sorry, I should not have done that. 365 00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:55,050 I misread the situation. 366 00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:04,109 I'm off the clock. 367 00:13:04,757 --> 00:13:06,149 Splendid. 368 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,014 So not even the beach? 369 00:13:21,025 --> 00:13:23,702 No. Never fully submerged. 370 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,457 So you mean to tell me that like no one 371 00:13:25,468 --> 00:13:27,465 has ever seen you just completely wet? 372 00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:29,540 I'm doing everyone a favor by not doing it. 373 00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,685 I look like if the girl from The Ring 374 00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:35,038 was like a little round Polish boy. 375 00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:37,207 Like that's... I'm... That's what it looks like. 376 00:13:37,218 --> 00:13:38,711 Okay. 377 00:13:38,722 --> 00:13:40,448 Oh, um, this is a work call. 378 00:13:40,459 --> 00:13:42,676 I really got to take it. I'm so sorry. Uh... 379 00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:44,547 - Is that okay? Is that rude? - Yeah, of course. No, you're fine. 380 00:13:44,577 --> 00:13:46,467 - You're not gonna... - Go, yeah, work bought me drinks. 381 00:13:46,478 --> 00:13:48,318 I'll be like... Okay. Cool. 382 00:14:00,444 --> 00:14:03,383 _ 383 00:14:40,325 --> 00:14:41,947 Love the form. 384 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:44,464 I see you're as athletic as I remember. 385 00:14:46,993 --> 00:14:49,423 The show starts in like an hour if you want to go. 386 00:14:50,269 --> 00:14:52,780 Uh, sorry about that. I will put this away. 387 00:14:52,906 --> 00:14:56,462 Let's skip it and let's go to your place. 388 00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,150 - Okay. - Yeah? 389 00:15:00,127 --> 00:15:01,363 Hey. 390 00:15:01,508 --> 00:15:02,512 Oh. 391 00:15:02,523 --> 00:15:04,643 Gata showed up late again with a bunch a different women. 392 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,743 It's like he's trying to get catfished and murdered at the same time. 393 00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:12,357 NPR rescheduled. So, you're welcome. 394 00:15:13,844 --> 00:15:15,181 Thank... you. 395 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,163 Who are you texting? What are you doing? 396 00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:18,699 Robyn. 397 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,480 I'm like totally locked in. 398 00:15:20,642 --> 00:15:21,710 Yeah. 399 00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:24,522 _ 400 00:15:25,403 --> 00:15:26,997 _ 401 00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:30,647 _ 402 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:37,036 Y'all ready for the professional rapper? 403 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,909 What y'all trying to do? 404 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,272 Lil Dicky! 405 00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:53,090 Wisconsin, I think I'm in love! 406 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,094 - Cheers. - Cheers. 407 00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:05,618 You know, um... 408 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:12,937 I have wanted to do this for a very long time. 409 00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,369 That was nice. 410 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,837 It... 411 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,002 I can't even tell you. 412 00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,424 Every girl that I've gone out with lately, 413 00:16:30,435 --> 00:16:31,788 I have to have that awkward 414 00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:34,806 "I'm emotionally unavailable" conversation. 415 00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:37,656 So this is very nice for a change. 416 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:41,208 Yeah, yeah, no conversation needed. 417 00:16:41,357 --> 00:16:44,797 It's like just one night only, you know? 418 00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:49,903 - I don't know what I'm doing. Music. - Oh. 419 00:16:49,914 --> 00:16:51,818 - I should turn some music on. - Yeah. 420 00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:54,223 Rock on, baby. 421 00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,522 - What'd you think of the show? - I loved it. 422 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,637 I can't believe I haven't showered. 423 00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:01,771 Tough to do a concert and not shower and be so... 424 00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:03,151 You like it? 425 00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:04,293 Yeah. 426 00:17:04,304 --> 00:17:06,607 Wait, isn't this exactly where we were, earlier today? 427 00:17:06,618 --> 00:17:07,887 Yeah. I live here. 428 00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,721 - You live here? - Yeah. 429 00:17:09,732 --> 00:17:11,308 Why didn't you tell me that you lived here? 430 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:13,095 I just generally don't like to, you know, 431 00:17:13,128 --> 00:17:15,866 tell people that I'm working with that I live in the space. 432 00:17:15,899 --> 00:17:17,636 Oh. 433 00:17:17,783 --> 00:17:19,433 Ugh! 434 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:23,688 Every night, my neighbor just plays this music, 435 00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:25,589 it's really annoying actually. 436 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,289 Is it always like this here? 437 00:17:27,576 --> 00:17:29,436 - It's not, it's... - It's a big party neighborhood? 438 00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:32,195 I don't think there's a party. That's... Cute. 439 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:34,059 There's like a little bit of a buzz on the block. 440 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:36,307 So you got to be in here every night just... 441 00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,225 - doing stuff like this? - Never. 442 00:17:38,236 --> 00:17:40,770 I really can't dance. I-I... It's like my most embarrassing quality. 443 00:17:40,781 --> 00:17:42,407 - Oh, please, everyone can dance. - No, no, I... 444 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:43,684 - I-I hate it about myself. - Everyone can dance. 445 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,040 - No. - Tonight you do, come on. 446 00:17:45,051 --> 00:17:46,778 - No, I... - Why not? What's wrong with dancing? 447 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:48,226 - It's so easy. You just... - My joints are like... 448 00:17:48,237 --> 00:17:50,353 Just live your truth, come on. Do something. 449 00:17:51,598 --> 00:17:52,762 There it is. 450 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:53,909 - I need more. - No. 451 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,612 I need more. You're a vision. 452 00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:57,760 - I'm embarrassed. - Why? You're incredible. 453 00:17:57,771 --> 00:17:59,141 Come on. 454 00:17:59,152 --> 00:18:00,912 Yeah, whip the hair. 455 00:18:00,923 --> 00:18:02,660 Whip the hair again. Yeah! 456 00:18:03,037 --> 00:18:05,332 ? Since I got you, don't need painkillers ? 457 00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:07,069 Mm. Mm. Mm. 458 00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:09,366 You, come here. 459 00:18:09,873 --> 00:18:11,217 ? No fever... ? 460 00:18:11,719 --> 00:18:13,815 - Did you used to grind? - Oh, yeah. 461 00:18:13,849 --> 00:18:15,729 - Like, when everyone used to just, like...? - Oh, yeah. 462 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,345 Yeah, I used to stand against the back of the wall in high school, 463 00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:20,800 - actually, and I'd watch the other kids. - I used to do that, too. Okay. 464 00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:37,740 ? Ow, if I be sick, nah she be medicine ? 465 00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:39,721 ? If I be high, nah she be gbana ? 466 00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:41,446 ? If I did sing, nah she be... ? 467 00:18:49,189 --> 00:18:53,384 I'm not used to muscle. 468 00:18:55,865 --> 00:18:57,520 Slow has merit. 469 00:18:59,728 --> 00:19:01,082 Want to go up a level? 470 00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:04,733 - I don't know what means, but yes, yeah, yeah. - Oh. Okay. 471 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,445 Oh! Oh, my God. 472 00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:11,988 - I had an underbite. - Mm-hmm. 473 00:19:11,999 --> 00:19:13,971 I don't like to expose my underbite. Look. 474 00:19:13,982 --> 00:19:16,708 - I'll do it for you because we're comfortable. - Okay. 475 00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:18,845 Mm. 476 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,433 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck me. 477 00:19:23,444 --> 00:19:25,893 - Oh! - Fuck! 478 00:19:25,904 --> 00:19:27,274 Do girls like this at all? 479 00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:29,356 Uh, no, it's just more disruptive 480 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:31,517 to like how I'm speaking. 481 00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:33,163 I am so sorry. 482 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:34,860 The show must go on, you know? 483 00:19:34,871 --> 00:19:36,607 - I am so sorry. - No, honestly, it's hot. 484 00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:38,522 - What race are you? - What? 485 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,718 Are you... I don't want to ask, but I feel like you're Latina? 486 00:19:40,729 --> 00:19:41,951 I'm half Chinese. 487 00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:43,051 - Chinese? - I think it's Latinx. 488 00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:44,297 Yeah. 489 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,846 Amen, sister. 490 00:19:45,899 --> 00:19:47,202 Did you say "Amen, sister"? 491 00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,040 Yeah, I-I wanted to say like halleluiah 492 00:19:49,073 --> 00:19:51,778 or like what's a Chinese like... I don't want to bow. 493 00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:55,452 Do you remember, um, at Mooney's senior year 494 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,985 when you said I was your dream girl? 495 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,586 I don't remember that, but... 496 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,203 it makes sense. 497 00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,752 - No. - I'm like... No? 498 00:20:10,957 --> 00:20:12,558 What are you doing? 499 00:20:12,569 --> 00:20:15,174 Kegeling or keegel... I'm making the head just... 500 00:20:15,371 --> 00:20:16,706 No. 501 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,898 - I don't... There's no... - I'm dripping sweat on you. 502 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,469 Do you want me to get a condom? 503 00:20:20,502 --> 00:20:22,309 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah? 504 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,076 - Yeah. - Okay. 505 00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:32,059 ? I got some new friends ? 506 00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:36,501 ? But you still want me. ? 507 00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:41,831 - Okay. - Um, sorry. 508 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,927 Sorry, can we hold on one second? 509 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,654 Yeah. Of course. No pressure. 510 00:20:45,665 --> 00:20:47,032 No rush. 511 00:20:50,285 --> 00:20:52,724 Sorry, I'm so sorry, um... 512 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,932 Whew. Uh... 513 00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:58,857 I'm sorry, I thought I... 514 00:20:58,868 --> 00:21:02,666 could do this, but I'm now realizing that I can't. 515 00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:04,123 Oh. 516 00:21:04,225 --> 00:21:06,000 - Okay, did I do something? - No. 517 00:21:06,011 --> 00:21:08,304 No, you... You were, you were great. 518 00:21:08,315 --> 00:21:11,104 You were great. I just... 519 00:21:11,585 --> 00:21:13,480 - Ugh. - You want to talk about it? 520 00:21:13,491 --> 00:21:15,078 Yeah, I mean... 521 00:21:15,089 --> 00:21:17,171 I just thought, I thought with all of this... 522 00:21:17,182 --> 00:21:20,122 history between us and me just getting out of something 523 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,908 that this would be kind of like a perfect... 524 00:21:22,919 --> 00:21:24,819 rebound situation. 525 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:26,323 I mean, I get it, I just... 526 00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:28,003 I got out of something, too. 527 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,306 - Yeah. - So it's... 528 00:21:29,317 --> 00:21:32,761 I-I'm just not a-a casual sex... girl, 529 00:21:32,772 --> 00:21:35,511 I-I've never even had sex on a first date. 530 00:21:35,522 --> 00:21:37,356 So... 531 00:21:37,388 --> 00:21:39,015 You're kidding, right? I've known you over a decade. 532 00:21:39,026 --> 00:21:40,996 It's not really the same thing, this... 533 00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:43,245 No, I don't do anything like this, I... 534 00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,558 I really... 535 00:21:44,977 --> 00:21:47,215 This, it's just, it's feeling like 536 00:21:47,226 --> 00:21:51,056 I'm-I'm doing something that I shouldn't be doing. 537 00:21:53,673 --> 00:21:56,193 - Okay. - Which I'm not... 538 00:21:57,001 --> 00:22:00,375 - like trying to be mean, I'm just... - That's cool. No, I'm gonna... 539 00:22:02,699 --> 00:22:04,269 I re... I... 540 00:22:05,745 --> 00:22:07,983 I wish that I could explain it better. 541 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,394 Did I like gaslight you or something? 542 00:22:12,405 --> 00:22:13,928 Are you gaslit? 543 00:22:14,286 --> 00:22:16,972 - No, I... - You don't owe me anything, but 544 00:22:16,983 --> 00:22:19,858 you kind of set up an expectation, you sent me a nude. 545 00:22:20,135 --> 00:22:21,871 Yeah, no, I... 546 00:22:22,102 --> 00:22:23,437 I thought... 547 00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:25,519 that you kind of saw me differently. 548 00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:32,152 Look, in case I wasn't totally clear, 549 00:22:32,163 --> 00:22:34,049 I don't want a relationship. 550 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,631 No, I am not asking for one. 551 00:22:36,642 --> 00:22:38,393 I feel like you're kind of fucking with my head. 552 00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:41,025 And I'm confused because I just was telling you that... 553 00:22:41,036 --> 00:22:42,767 - No, no. - I don't have the emotional bandwidth 554 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,590 - or the availability. - No, no. 555 00:22:44,601 --> 00:22:47,541 You don't need to reject my rejection. 556 00:22:48,145 --> 00:22:49,596 Okay. 557 00:22:49,945 --> 00:22:51,220 Okay. 558 00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:54,479 Well, at least that's clear. 559 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,753 Yeah, that is crystal clear. 560 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,773 What are you thinking about? 561 00:23:07,669 --> 00:23:09,981 - Right now? - Yeah. 562 00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:13,081 Uh, well... 563 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:16,265 I'm thinking about how I have a cut on my cuticle here. 564 00:23:16,532 --> 00:23:20,125 And I'm thinking, can you get HIV 565 00:23:20,695 --> 00:23:23,768 from like having that cut on a finger and... 566 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:26,794 the finger's fingering? 567 00:23:27,529 --> 00:23:30,572 I was just, like, evaluating the odds. 568 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,281 On whether or not I have AIDS? 569 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:37,868 How do you even sleep at night with all of those... 570 00:23:38,408 --> 00:23:40,024 crazy thoughts? 571 00:23:40,035 --> 00:23:41,954 I sleep really well, actually. 572 00:23:41,965 --> 00:23:43,408 - Really? - Eight hours a night. 573 00:23:43,419 --> 00:23:44,726 - Surprising. - Really? 574 00:23:44,737 --> 00:23:47,008 You have the personality of a real insomniac. 575 00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:48,845 No, I created a total thought process 576 00:23:48,856 --> 00:23:50,678 that just works like a charm. 577 00:23:51,327 --> 00:23:52,901 What is it? 578 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:55,952 - Okay, I'll tell you. Yeah, buckle up. - What? 579 00:23:55,963 --> 00:23:57,140 - Okay. - Okay. 580 00:23:57,151 --> 00:24:00,565 - So I imagine that it's the Holocaust. - Okay. 581 00:24:00,699 --> 00:24:03,014 Yeah. And that I am in Nazi Germany 582 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,207 and I have been on the run for like 18 days. 583 00:24:05,218 --> 00:24:07,015 Couldn't be colder. It's winter, by the way. 584 00:24:07,026 --> 00:24:09,170 There's snow all over the ground. 585 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,619 It's the most stressful thing in the world. 586 00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:14,951 And I've finally arrived at a family friend's house. 587 00:24:14,962 --> 00:24:17,309 They bring me up to the attic, right? 588 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:22,330 And we go up to that attic and it's so warm. 589 00:24:22,341 --> 00:24:24,545 - Mm. - There's like wood floors, 590 00:24:24,654 --> 00:24:27,274 there's a fireplace always to the left, crackling fireplace, 591 00:24:27,285 --> 00:24:30,866 and then out the window, you can see like the amber light 592 00:24:30,877 --> 00:24:33,241 and the snow just like falling slowly. 593 00:24:33,274 --> 00:24:34,710 And I don't even have a mattress, 594 00:24:34,743 --> 00:24:38,117 I can hear the hum of the militia and the tanks 595 00:24:38,151 --> 00:24:40,322 and the Nazis like barking at one another, 596 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:42,359 but at that moment it doesn't even matter. 597 00:24:42,392 --> 00:24:45,265 Because I'm so warm, I'm so cozy, 598 00:24:45,298 --> 00:24:47,636 and I'm so tired, 599 00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:50,342 and then I just wake up eight hours later. 600 00:24:50,353 --> 00:24:52,090 Wow. That's... 601 00:24:52,101 --> 00:24:53,704 You get it, right? 602 00:24:54,267 --> 00:24:55,537 Yeah. 603 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:05,973 Today was like the most fun day I've ever had. 604 00:25:06,686 --> 00:25:08,123 Yeah. 605 00:25:08,645 --> 00:25:10,690 I wish you weren't leaving. 606 00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:13,528 Well, the second I do, 607 00:25:14,149 --> 00:25:17,629 you know that every single guy in Wisconsin is gonna descend upon you 608 00:25:17,663 --> 00:25:19,836 and you're gonna have your total pick of the litter. 609 00:25:19,847 --> 00:25:22,582 And you're gonna make some guy's dreams come true. 610 00:25:24,463 --> 00:25:25,872 Yeah. 611 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,331 Oh, what time is it? 612 00:25:36,955 --> 00:25:38,324 It's late. 613 00:25:38,674 --> 00:25:40,054 Feels late. 614 00:25:40,715 --> 00:25:42,725 Feels late and early at once. 615 00:25:44,695 --> 00:25:47,365 Um, I don't want to be rude, 616 00:25:47,376 --> 00:25:50,460 but I-I have to get up so early tomorrow 617 00:25:50,471 --> 00:25:53,134 and I didn't know what time it was until just now. 618 00:25:53,145 --> 00:25:55,116 You're asking me to leave. 619 00:25:55,127 --> 00:25:58,775 I re... it's a big gig and I don't want to fuck it up and... 620 00:25:58,902 --> 00:26:01,784 I really have to... call it a night. 621 00:26:01,817 --> 00:26:04,256 - It's a big thing. - I get it. You're a... Career. 622 00:26:04,267 --> 00:26:05,727 Maybe it's just better... I-I don't... 623 00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:07,151 - You're a career woman. - I didn't know how late it was. 624 00:26:07,162 --> 00:26:08,421 You need to sleep. I understand. 625 00:26:08,431 --> 00:26:11,893 No one empathizes with that situation more than me, I get it. 626 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:12,972 Yeah. 627 00:26:14,383 --> 00:26:16,220 I have your number. 628 00:26:18,582 --> 00:26:19,918 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 629 00:26:19,929 --> 00:26:21,757 You said that? 630 00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:24,652 I don't even know if that's the comment that turned the tide, 631 00:26:24,663 --> 00:26:27,302 and if it was, I was just being complimentary, like... 632 00:26:27,313 --> 00:26:28,740 Yeah, but you don't need to... 633 00:26:28,751 --> 00:26:31,799 like tell the truth all the time. 634 00:26:31,810 --> 00:26:34,018 You could, you know, just... 635 00:26:35,477 --> 00:26:37,548 She was great, I thought. 636 00:26:38,484 --> 00:26:40,421 Okay, well, then don't give up on her. 637 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,965 Like call her from the road or whatever. 638 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,903 Honestly, if you're gonna get that thrown 639 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,607 by one small comment, 640 00:26:46,618 --> 00:26:49,156 then there's some deeper insecurity, like underneath. 641 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:51,673 And I'm happy I saw it sooner than later, so... 642 00:26:51,684 --> 00:26:55,558 Dave, you have to forgive people for not being perfect. 643 00:26:58,210 --> 00:27:00,568 Enough about me. What happened with Roy? 644 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:05,334 I'm realizing that I can't just... hook up. 645 00:27:05,345 --> 00:27:07,182 Like, it doesn't have to mean everything, 646 00:27:07,215 --> 00:27:11,585 but it can't mean nothing, if that makes sense. 647 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,371 Makes perfect sense. I get it. 648 00:27:15,013 --> 00:27:16,950 But, you know, I'm just... 649 00:27:16,961 --> 00:27:19,640 trying to fill the void, I guess. 650 00:27:19,785 --> 00:27:22,555 That is me every single night. 651 00:27:22,785 --> 00:27:24,722 Especially on tour. 652 00:27:25,952 --> 00:27:29,460 But... there's still time. 653 00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:33,321 Yeah. 654 00:27:38,597 --> 00:27:40,442 You know, I've never told you this, 655 00:27:40,453 --> 00:27:42,942 but the best thing that you've ever done 656 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,825 is not get back together with me when I tried to. 657 00:27:45,952 --> 00:27:47,551 Why? Because you're... 658 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,242 America's most eligible bachelor now? 659 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:51,926 No, because I would've fucked it up between us 660 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:53,374 and you don't deserve that at all. 661 00:27:53,385 --> 00:27:56,280 We're in such a good place and I'm so happy to have you in my life 662 00:27:56,291 --> 00:27:59,975 and anyone who doesn't want you in their lives is a fucking loser. 663 00:28:00,099 --> 00:28:02,375 You deserve everything. 664 00:28:06,761 --> 00:28:08,732 LD, what's good, bro? 665 00:28:09,159 --> 00:28:11,298 I got more flavors than Baskin-Robbins, bro. 666 00:28:11,309 --> 00:28:12,940 - Got them lined up for you. - Oh. 667 00:28:12,951 --> 00:28:14,171 Classic Gata. 668 00:28:14,182 --> 00:28:16,342 I'm okay, man. This guy's out of his mind. 669 00:28:16,353 --> 00:28:17,928 You sure? I've been listening to you, bro. 670 00:28:17,939 --> 00:28:19,326 I got all the types you said, bro. 671 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,418 I got the neighborhood girl, around-the-way look, 672 00:28:21,429 --> 00:28:22,666 all that shit you was talking about? 673 00:28:22,677 --> 00:28:24,403 Let me just see if he has an understanding 674 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,340 of the type of woman I'm even interested in. 675 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,899 - Yeah. - Like I made him watch Wedding Crashers, 676 00:28:27,909 --> 00:28:29,937 it's just good for the rest of the tour that he... 677 00:28:29,948 --> 00:28:31,951 One second. Be right back. 678 00:28:35,055 --> 00:28:36,237 Hi. 679 00:28:38,498 --> 00:28:40,725 I'm Dave, nice to meet you. 680 00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:13,450 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 49481

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