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What's this?
A security sticker.
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We actually say decal.
But to you, yes, a sticker.
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See?
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If I was a robber,
you'd know how tall I was.
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If you were the robber,
I'd say, "Davis robbed me. "
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I'd be wearin' a mask.
Give me some credit.
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Robbers don't need credit.
They take whatever they want.
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What if the robber shoots Brent?
Then he can't read the decal.
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If it's an armed robbery, then
they call in a special unit.
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Not my problem.
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All right.
That's a relief. Okay.
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What if they beat up Brent so
badly he can't read the decal?
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Why would they beat me up?
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You tried to put up a fight.
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Don't be a hero, Brent.
Let the sticker do its work.
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I thought
it was a decal.
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I'm trying to use terms
he'll understand.
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This is comforting. I've already
been shot and beaten up.
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Don't worry, Brent.
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If someone robs the place,
we'll know how tall they are.
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What?
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Okay. But if the robber
was Wanda, you'd know.
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Robber? I didn't take anything.
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Okay, I took a pop,
one lousy pop.
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I was gonna pay for it.
Happy now? Sor-ry.
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That sticker works
pretty good.
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Decal.
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* You can tell me that
your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it
took three days *
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* I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say *
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* You think there's
not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can
stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot
goin' on *
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Something
the matter, Karen?
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I just wanted to
give you a warning.
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You went through
that yield sign.
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Oh. Okay.
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Something funny?
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Well, I thought I'd
done some wrong.
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Yield sign.
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It's mandatory signage.
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Oh, come on.
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It's like a stop sign that
didn't quite make it.
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License and registration,
please.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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I thought this
was a warning.
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You can mock me, but don't
mock the yield sign.
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I wasn't mocking you.
Oh.
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Well, you could have.
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Something funny?
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This licence has expired.
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What?
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Come again.
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Five foot seven!
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You gonna call out people's
heights all morning?
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I find it relaxing.
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Yeah, because you're
normally so tightly wound.
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Any more relaxed, you'd
be a stain on the floor.
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Really? You took away
her licence? Pretty harsh.
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It was expired.
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Besides, she mocked
the yield sign.
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Six foot one,
five foot five!
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Oh, you put in
the height thing.
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I was the only one tall enough
to reach it, Five Foot Five.
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That's tall,
for a woman.
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Hey, Karen, you tall
enough to rob this store?
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See?
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I'm gonna start comin'
in through the window.
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Hey, how tall
are you, Wanda?
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In the words of Will Rogers,
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tall enough that my legs
touch the ground.
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Do they? It's hard to tell
from way up here.
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We all run yield
signs sometimes.
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But you made fun of one.
That crosses the line.
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That was grumpy,
even for Oscar.
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Oh, we just got our heating
bill. It's murder.
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You know what
you should try?
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Online dating?
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A digital thermostat.
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They turn the heat down at
night, save you money,
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and it's good for
the environment.
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That could work, as long
as nobody tells Oscar
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the part about
the environment.
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Where's my coffee?
I want some service.
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You might want to think about
the online dating thing.
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Your turn to drive.
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Yep. Just gotta move the seat
back, Little Miss Five, Five.
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You put that sticker up so
you could gloat, didn't you?
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It's no joke.
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That sticker's all that
separates Brent from being shot
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and beat up by someone he
doesn't even know the height of.
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Yeah, it's anarchy out here.
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Okay, you two,
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forget everything you thought
you knew about thermostats.
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Done.
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From now on you
experience temperature...
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the digital way.
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I coulda done it.
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This way gives us the option of
not having the house burn down.
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State of the art
digital temperature.
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The audience is listening.
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Get him outta here.
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What do you want to set it to?
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Room temperature, 72.
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72. Lock and load.
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That's not room temperature.
Room temperature's 70.
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70. Engage.
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It's 72.
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72. Make it so.
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It's 70.
72, like your IQ.
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Set it to 70.
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70. Last call.
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Leave it, or Oscar
bunks with you tonight.
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Hey, Wanda, I need to check
some tax information.
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Shoot.
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Is that your social
insurance number?Yeah.
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And you were born
in Saskatchewan?Mm-hmm.
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And what's your height?
Seven foot three.
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Ah-ha. You fell
right into my...
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Oh. Well played.
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All right, let's forget
the height thing.
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Let me ask you this.
How tall are you?
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I'm not the bad guy here.
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You had an expired
out-of-province
driver's licence.
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So you're gonna make me
take a driver's test?
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The province is. Not me.
I'm not doin' anything.
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That's sort of her motto
as a police officer.
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See? You can mock me,
that's fine.
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We have a person who does
road testing part time.
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I'll set you up.
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You worried?
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It's not a big deal.
I know how to drive.
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Sure.
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That's why they pulled you
over in the first place.
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Wanda, it was a yield sign.
It doesn't mean anything.
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It's like a...
like a suggestion.
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Oh, yeah, you're
gonna ace this test.
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72.
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It's sweltering.
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It's two degrees, Oscar. It
doesn't make any difference.
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Hope you like it.
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It's like Africa in here.
It's like a sauna.
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It's like a sauna in Africa.
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It's imperceptible.
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Well, I percept it.
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If there's anything
I can do...
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Let's change it to 70.
No, that's wrong.
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You say.
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Glad to have helped.
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Oh.
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All right, three points!
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Lucky shot.
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Well, I am taller than you.
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Interesting point about that.
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I was looking on the Internet,
and it turns out
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that although six one is
taller than five five...
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Way taller.
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...for a woman, five five
is taller than six one.
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Compared to other women,
I'm taller than you are
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compared to other men.
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So, scientifically,
I'm taller than you.
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Huh?
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Sorry, Shortstuff.
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Shaq attack!
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Oh, it's like a pressure
cooker in here.
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It's like Cuba.
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Are you gonna go through
the names of every hot country?
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It's like...
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Mexico.
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Oh, I should have never
got you that atlas.
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I'm passin' out from the heat,
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the El Salvador-like heat.
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All right, all right,
we'll turn it down.
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Good.
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Now, which button do we push?
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Well, I don't know
how to do this.
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Are you still doing that?
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Don't rush me.
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I can't believe you dragged me
over here for two degrees.
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I'm telling ya,
it was hot.
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It was like Japan,
the hot part of Japan.
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Do you have to
make that noise?
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I don't see you doin' it.
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You okay?
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Yep.
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Just walkin', carrying
these heavy groceries,
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because you took away
my driver's licence.
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Need a lift?
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I wouldn't want you
to get distracted
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and miss a yield sign.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Am I being too
hard on her?
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Your call.
You're the tall one.
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You got that right,
Little Man.
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Five nine.
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Hey, Hank, you're just
in time to witness my triumph.
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What, you got a Triumph?
Awesome!
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Can I take it for a spin?
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Not the car.
203
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Look, I extended
the sticker.
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It goes down a
few extra ticks.
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I don't get it.
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Well, when Wanda comes in, we'll
be able to tell her height.
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Oh, I get it.
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Do you really get it?
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Ah, I'm kinda
losin' interest.
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Just watch the door.
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What are we watching?
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How'd you get in here?
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Came in through the back.
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It's almost like I somehow
anticipated your plan.
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Hey, uh, Wanda, where's
the tape measure?
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And the Sharpie?
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Go about your business.
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It's like I'm psychic.
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Would you pipe down.
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The door's about
to do somethin'.
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So what if you're not
that tall for a man.
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You're still tall.
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Just not if you think
of yourself as a man.
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You're not helping.
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It doesn't matter
what you look like.
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Just be who you are and
people will respect you.
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Hey, what's with the boots?
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Do you think they make me
look tall, for a man?
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Davis, are those
platform boots?
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Do they look funny?
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Not if you're in
Cirque du Soleil.
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Oh, come on,
I'm just kidding.
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They'd look funny even if you
were in Cirque du Soleil.
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Rhubarb pie.
And keep it comin'.
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I can't go to the bakery,
because your partner
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took away my driver's licence.
Remember?
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Okay, don't worry.
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I'll take care of this.
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Get lotsa rhubarb.
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I thought you were gonna
get me my licence back.
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After that Cirque
du Soleil crack?
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Do you have the window
open or something?
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If you're cold,
wear a sweater.
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I am wearing a sweater.
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You're trying to get me to
turn up that thermometer.
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Thermostat. I wouldn't ask you.
I don't have five days to spare.
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It only took two.
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You sure you don't
find it cold in here?
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How should I know when
you keep yakkin' at me.
250
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It's like Greenland.
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The hot part of Greenland.
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I know how to drive.
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I feel responsible.
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It's the least I can do.
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Okay, you approach an
uncontrolled intersection.
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What do you do?
257
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,428
You go when it's safe.
258
00:12:00,528 --> 00:12:02,061
Could you be
more specific?
259
00:12:02,161 --> 00:12:04,860
See if a guy's there.
If not, then you go.
260
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,361
It's an uncontrolled
intersection, okay?
261
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,693
If they're gonna be
control freaks about it,
262
00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:12,494
then maybe they should
put some control on it.
263
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:14,860
Wrong.
264
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,994
You treat it like
a four-way stop.
265
00:12:17,094 --> 00:12:20,027
You're trying
to psych me out.
266
00:12:20,127 --> 00:12:22,827
Think how humiliating it
will be for a grown woman
267
00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:24,727
to fail a driving test.
268
00:12:26,327 --> 00:12:28,461
That's me trying
to psych you out.
269
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,428
Okay, I've helped you so
far because I like you
270
00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:35,394
and I like to make this sound.
271
00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:39,894
But after this, I'm done.
272
00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:41,860
It's not our fault,
it's this contraption,
273
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,627
telling us the exact
temperature.
274
00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:45,794
Why did you bring
this into our home?
275
00:12:45,894 --> 00:12:47,294
You paid me.
276
00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:48,927
We paid you?
277
00:12:49,027 --> 00:12:50,794
Yeah.
Did you know this?
278
00:12:50,894 --> 00:12:52,294
Blame Lacey.
279
00:12:52,394 --> 00:12:54,860
She thought it would be
good for the environment.
280
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,528
The environment?
And we're payin' Hank?
281
00:12:56,627 --> 00:12:59,660
You stabbed me in the back
right to my face.
282
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,794
There.
283
00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:02,494
Now you should
both be happy.
284
00:13:07,294 --> 00:13:08,994
I hope you and
the environment
285
00:13:09,094 --> 00:13:10,494
are pleased with
yourselves.
286
00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:13,528
It's not my fault.
Oh, go hug a tree.
287
00:13:17,794 --> 00:13:20,494
* spy movie music
288
00:13:28,927 --> 00:13:30,827
Hah! Captured your height.
289
00:13:30,927 --> 00:13:33,528
In some cultures this would
mean I own your soul.
290
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:35,027
Explain.
291
00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:37,061
Well, we know
how tall Hank is.
292
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:39,461
Now we just measure
the difference.
293
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,593
I didn't say it was
a complicated plan.
294
00:13:41,693 --> 00:13:44,061
Check and mate.
295
00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:46,528
Well, you beat me.
296
00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,461
High five.
297
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,860
Well, you know, when we team up,
there's nothin' that we can't...
298
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,327
Oops.
299
00:13:53,428 --> 00:13:55,860
Um, if you guys need help
tying your shoes
300
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,960
or taking the wrapper off
a lollypop, I'm over there.
301
00:14:03,794 --> 00:14:06,693
I don't know why I even
involve you in my schemes.
302
00:14:06,794 --> 00:14:10,827
Well, maybe you're afraid
of success on some level.
303
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:17,194
You never said this crazy
thermostat was gonna
304
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,827
tell us the temperature.
305
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:20,827
Your old thermostat told
you the temperature.
306
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,994
With a dial, there
was a grey zone.
307
00:14:23,094 --> 00:14:24,727
It left temperature
to the imagination
308
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,727
instead of shovin'
it in your face.
309
00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:29,960
Look, I am sorry, but I happen
to have my own problems.
310
00:14:30,061 --> 00:14:32,127
I have to take my stupid
driver's test
311
00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:35,394
and I have to wait until next
week because this stupid town
312
00:14:35,494 --> 00:14:37,394
only has one stupid
part-time tester.
313
00:14:37,494 --> 00:14:39,860
And I'm the stupid
part-time tester.
314
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,760
Yeah. Stupid.
315
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,894
There, done.
316
00:14:49,994 --> 00:14:53,361
You can't get a thermostat with
less information than that.
317
00:14:53,461 --> 00:14:56,727
You won't know if it's hot,
you won't know if it's cold.
318
00:14:56,827 --> 00:15:00,161
I, alone, will know
that it's set to 73.
319
00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:07,227
I'll reset it to
another number.
320
00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:08,994
Go wait outside.
321
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,833
Hey, look, the ozone
layer's getting better.
322
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:14,401
It must be that wonderful
thermostat you got.
323
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:17,000
I should have never listened
to that do-gooder Lacey.
324
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,501
Excuse me.
325
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:20,134
I'm right here.
326
00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:21,768
And why are you
here, again?
327
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,267
Because Hank's my ride.
328
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:24,768
And why can't you drive?
329
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,668
Because Karen is
on a power trip.
330
00:15:26,768 --> 00:15:28,167
Excuse me.
331
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,800
I'm right here.
332
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,401
And why are
you here again?
333
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:33,134
I'm making sure
she doesn't drive.
334
00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:34,301
And where's Davis?
335
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,501
He's off sulking, 'cause
he's shorter than me.
336
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:38,467
I'm going back inside.
337
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:40,800
See you at the
driving test.
338
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,634
You're screwed.
339
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:48,734
Hey, maybe we shouldn't do
this height thing anymore.
340
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,267
Had enough, huh?
341
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,267
Yeah. Because I know
your height. Really?
342
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:55,634
Yes. My plan was brilliant.
I learned all your habits.
343
00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:57,567
Where do you work?
A gas station.
344
00:15:57,668 --> 00:15:59,301
So that became my weapon.
345
00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:01,734
I measured the height of
everything on the wall
346
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:03,334
behind you, and now...
347
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:09,701
English dictionary.
Has a thousand uses.
348
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,334
The dictionary,
my old nemesis.
349
00:16:12,434 --> 00:16:14,434
You wanna borrow it?
350
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:16,701
You could look up
the word defeat.
351
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,701
It's not so great
being tall.
352
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,833
Abraham Lincoln was tall
and he got shot.
353
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:26,000
Did they catch the height
of the guy who did it?
354
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,301
Nah, they didn't have
decals back then.
355
00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:31,668
Oh, hello.
Good evening.
356
00:16:31,768 --> 00:16:33,401
I see you have a wagon.
357
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:34,601
Yes.
358
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:38,267
I need this, to carry things,
as I can no longer drive.
359
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,267
Well, that's very resourceful.
360
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,267
Thank you.
361
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,334
Have a good evening.
362
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,000
Yeah, bite me.
363
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,301
Dracula was tall.
364
00:16:48,401 --> 00:16:50,334
And he gets killed
in every movie.
365
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:52,234
Yeah, but he's dead
to begin with.
366
00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:54,234
Yeah.
367
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:58,334
Oscar, do I
hear ungaffing?
368
00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:01,634
You better not
be ungaffing.
369
00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:04,301
I had to see if
I was hot or not.
370
00:17:04,401 --> 00:17:06,134
You're not.
Trust me.
371
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,334
Hey, this gaff
tape is silver.
372
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,933
Wasn't it black before?
373
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,967
I was curious.
374
00:17:20,768 --> 00:17:22,701
Hey, Little Fellah.
375
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,601
Could you help me
up on the stool?
376
00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:39,000
I've never seen a security
decal go so wrong.
377
00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:42,933
Hey, help me get Brent
to take it down.
378
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,200
I could ask him
to take it down.
379
00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:47,100
Ah, it wouldn't work.
380
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,601
Think it through.
381
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,867
Take down the
security sticker.
382
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:53,301
No, I like that it
humiliates Davis.
383
00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:56,034
I never thought it
would go that badly.
384
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:59,267
Maybe I should have imagined
him in a better mood.
385
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,167
Take down the
security sticker.
386
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,867
No, I like that it
humiliates Davis.
387
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:07,134
Nope. Looks like his
mind's made up, pal.
388
00:18:07,234 --> 00:18:09,701
Guess we're going to
have to go more subtle.
389
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,567
Emma, listen,
390
00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:18,100
I wanted to apologize about
the whole thermostat thing.
391
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,000
You know, thermostat
choice is a...
392
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,567
is a personal
lifestyle choice
393
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:26,900
and I forced my
preference upon you.
394
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,267
And for that,
I am truly sorry.
395
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:34,034
Thanks, Lacey.
That means a lot to me.
396
00:18:36,267 --> 00:18:39,000
Ooo, what a relief.
397
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,501
You don't buy that, do ya?
398
00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:43,933
Get used to walkin',
Wagon Girl.
399
00:18:47,401 --> 00:18:50,100
It was just a yield sign.
400
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,933
I'm not an axe murderer.
401
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,234
Hey.
402
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:59,034
Wanda, I need you to trick
Emma into forgiving me
403
00:18:59,134 --> 00:19:01,501
so she won't flunk me
on my driver's test.
404
00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,467
Or you could learn
how to drive.
405
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:04,701
Pardon?
406
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:09,434
I mean I'd love to, but
I'm already helping out Davis.
407
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:14,200
Hey, maybe we can just
burn down the gas station.
408
00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:16,467
Just spit ballin'.
409
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:19,900
Explain to me what you
think the word subtle means.
410
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,067
I need someone who
Emma will listen to.
411
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:24,501
Have you tried Mrs. Wipinski
from the Church Group?
412
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:26,900
No, she's out of town.
413
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,900
Who's someone
Emma's close to?
414
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,401
Hey, what's up?
415
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:34,367
Brent. I need your help.
416
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:37,167
Do you know anyone who's
close to your mom?
417
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,601
Mrs. Wipinski?
No. Out of town.
418
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:42,067
Oh. All right.
Well, change of subject.
419
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,601
Let's all say our heights.
Wanda, you go first.
420
00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:48,301
Is that subtle?
421
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,334
20?
422
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:53,833
What's 20 mean?
423
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,334
Celsius.
424
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,601
Look, all you need
to know is that
425
00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,167
it's approximately
room temperature.
426
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:00,668
Ignorance is bliss.
427
00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:03,334
Well, you speak
from experience. Yeah.
428
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:06,000
You've taken the metric system
and used it for good.
429
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,701
Actually, it was,
uh, Lacey's idea.
430
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:13,534
Glad to help, especially with
the driver's test coming up.
431
00:20:13,634 --> 00:20:16,467
Oh, Lacey, I'd never let
my personal feelings
432
00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,534
affect the outcome
of the test.
433
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,768
I failed?
434
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,768
But I fixed your
thermostat.
435
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:25,200
I told you I'd never let
my personal feelings
436
00:20:25,301 --> 00:20:27,034
affect the outcome
of the test.
437
00:20:27,134 --> 00:20:28,800
Oh.
438
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,821
What's this?
439
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:44,921
Oh, it's just a scale.
440
00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:47,121
We thought we'd
weigh ourselves.
441
00:20:47,221 --> 00:20:49,188
Why would anyone do that?
442
00:20:49,288 --> 00:20:51,288
Curiosity.
443
00:20:51,387 --> 00:20:54,387
You wanna hop on, or
should we guess your weight?
444
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,353
Oh, is this about
the height sticker?
445
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:58,121
Davis, you guess first.
446
00:20:58,221 --> 00:20:59,954
No, no, okay, all right.
447
00:21:00,054 --> 00:21:01,487
I'll take down the sticker.
448
00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:05,021
You see, it's subtle
and insulting.
449
00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:07,453
Best of both worlds.
450
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,453
Hey, check this out.
451
00:21:12,554 --> 00:21:14,654
My weight's in a pretty
high percentile,
452
00:21:14,754 --> 00:21:16,288
for a man.
453
00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:17,854
Oh.
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