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You thinking of buying a car?
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Why would you say that?
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Because you're reading
the Car Guide.
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Oh. I read it every year.
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It's got everything,
action, suspense, graphs.
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Yeah, sure, it's a formula,
but it works.
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I'm thinking of buying a new
car, but it's so intimating,
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and it's worse if
you're a woman.
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That's pretty sexist.
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No. No, I mean the salesmen
don't give you as good a price.
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Oh, yeah. I thrive on that
high pressure stuff.
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I never buckle.
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You want a piece of pie
to go with that coffee?
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Uh, no.
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Uh, yeah-yeah, okay, okay.
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You know, if you're worried
about this car thing,
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you should take a guy with ya.
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That's a good idea. I think
I'll take ya up on that.
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Hey, you wanna go
look at cars with me?
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Okey-dokey.
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Thanks, Hank.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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You never see anyone with
a good yo-yo anymore.
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You always start
conversations as though
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we've been having
a conversation.
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What? You used to see
yo-yos all the time,
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but now they're
disappearing.
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Yeah, Davis, they're
like the rainforest.
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Ah, rainforest.
Who misses it?
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Speaking of yo-y.
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Whe?
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I wajust saying, you
never see yo-yos anymore.
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It's like the rainforest,
but sad.
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I can'believe this.
You guys are eatin' doughnuts?
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So?
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Cops eating doughnuts,
that's like dogs chasing cats.
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Dogs do chase cats.
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They're animals.
They don't know any better.
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But you two have a choice.
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I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I miss the yo-yo
conversation.
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Happier times.
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Plus, doughnuts are like the
worst thing in the world for ya.
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What about gettin' a piano
dropped on your head?
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How could this be
the worst thing?
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A chainsaw accident
can be painful.
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It's just dough and nuts.
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If you were at the zoo,
leaning over the tiger pit
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and you fell
into the tiger pit,
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that would be worse
than doughnuts.
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Joke all you want.
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But I stay trim
by eatin' healthy.
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Oh, yeah? What do you snack on?
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ll, I st ate a pie.
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But I got a fast metabolism.
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It'll slow down once
he hits puberty.
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You here to pimp my ride?
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Notice anything
different about me?
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Have I seen you in that
green ball cap before?
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Yeah, lotsa times. Guess again.
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Um...
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haircut?
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The sunglasses.
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Oh, yes, that's right.
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They make you look like a
more distinguished Corey Hart.
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Who's he? Is he important?
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Only the Secretary General
of the UN.
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I knew that.
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So, what's with the sunglasses?
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Anniversary comin' up.
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Emma always gives me my gift
a week early, to remind me.
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She does it out of spite,
because she knows
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I'll screw it up and
get her a crappy gift.
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Getting something non-crappy
never occurred to you?
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Oh, it's easy to say.
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I don't know what to get her.
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Well, coming to a gas station
is a good start.
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Motor oil, washer fluid,
two-litre boleof pop.
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Oh, she kes pop.
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Don't get her pop.
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Let's see.
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I'm usually pretty
good at this.
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Have you thought of
a day at the spa?
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Yeah.
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That could get me to relax,
help me to think.
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Well, I kinda meant Emma.
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Trust me, she'll love it.
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Okay. But you better hope
you're right.
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Am I forgetting something?
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I helped you,
you threatened me.
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I think that covers it.
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Happy Anniversary.
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What is it?
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A day at the spa.
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Do you listen to anything I say?
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What a rip off
those day spas are.
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Promise me you'll never
get me one for a present.
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Okey-dokey.
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This is the worst present ever!
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Okey-dokey.
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Okay, you ready to go
face some car salesmen?
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You bet.
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Look what I found
at the gas station.
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Don't you have a lost and found?
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Well, I had one,
but I lost it.
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Isn't that ironic,
don't ya think?
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You know what would be weird?
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If somebody put a lost,
lost and found box
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in a lost and found box.
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Now we have something
to talk about in the car.
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Right. Let's not take any guff
from those salesmen.
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Guff?
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Strong language, but I
think it's called for.
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We'll brook no foolishness.
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Check. No guff brooking.
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What's wrong with Guff Brooking?
He's got some good tunes.
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Okay, time to go.
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Wait.
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Are you two gonna
pretend to be married?
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Why would we...
That's not a bad idea, Hank.
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You should
get some rings.
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No, I don't think so.
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Then you need a good story
why you don't have rings.
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Maybe you're gettin' them
washed or you lost them.
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I'd buy that.
I lost the lost and found.
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We lost our wedding rings.
This marriage is in trouble.
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Maybe you were at the zoo
and you were leaning over
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the tiger cage...
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Okay, I wanna go.
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I wanna hear
the tiger thing.
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Hey, Emma, I hear it's
anniversary time.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oscar get you somethin'
good this year?
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Something tells me he did.
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It's like he doesn't
even know me.
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What's wrong?
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He got me a day at the spa.
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A monkey could come up
with a gift like that.
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A monkey?
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I mean, you don't think
the spa's pleasant?
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Oh, yeah, total strangers
touching me.
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It's more pleasant talking
to you. No offence.
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None taken.
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Oh, I don't know why
I'm snapping at you.
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It's not like it's your fault.
I- I'm just so depressed.
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What a stupid, stupid gift
from a stupid, stupid person.
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Right. Well, a lot of people
like the spa.
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Well, you don't have
to defend him.
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Do you have any sugar?
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Is white all right,
Your Highness?
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You know, Hank has a point.
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What? That Darth Maul
is better than Darth Vader?
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That is such garbage.
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I meant about the doughnuts.
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Tomorrow I'll bring us
some healthy snacks.
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How about plain doughnuts,
baby steps?
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It'll be good, you'll see.
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Sorry about goin' off on the
Vader thing. I know you hate it.
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I don't hate it.
It just makes me pity you.
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Everyone likes Darth Maul
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because he's got that
double light sabre.
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Anyone looks good with
a double light sabre.
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Yeah, a real chick magnet.
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Hey, look, Guff Brooking.
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Okay, let's go.
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All right. Let me just
put my game face on.
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Now, remember, cool detachment.
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Cool detachment, I got it.
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I'm kind of excited.
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Get that smile off your face.
Cool detachment.
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Whoa-ho-ho, do you see how fast
these windows go up and down?
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You gotta get this one.
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Ah, he's excited.
We just got married.
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Can you give us a sec?
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Sure.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. I'm sorry,
I got carried away.
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Cool detachment.
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Cool detachment.
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But these windows...
Cool detachment.
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All right, listen.
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Don't let him talk you
into any fancy extras.
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You don't need a
whole bunch of...
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Hang on.
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What?
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Is my bum getting warm?
It's the seat warmers.
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She'll take it.
Brent!
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All right, I admit it.
I was thrown by the windows.
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And the bum warming.
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Brent, you were like
a different person.
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I've never seen windows
go that fast.
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They were like rocket windows.
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Give me another chance.
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You guys made a commitment.
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You gotta try and stick
this fake marriage out.
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We are not fake married.
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Look, every fake relationship
has its ups and downs.
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It's what you do during
the down periods
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that defines your commitment.
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The fake reverend is right.
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Mmm.
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Boy, you can really
taste the zucchini.
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Thanks for makin' them.
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Yeah.
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I mean really taste it.
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Yeah.
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I'm not sure I like
the taste of zucchini,
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but you sure can taste it.
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They are a little dry.
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Next time I'll add
some raisins.
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Or maybe chocolate chips.
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Hey, good idea.
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How far do you think
I can throw this?
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I'll go first.
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You're still steamed
about the gift?
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A monkey could have gotten
a better gift,
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honest to God, a monkey.
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I tried my best.
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And not a special monkey
that knows sign nguage eitr,
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just a regular
run-of-the-mill moey.
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Give me another chance.
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Where are your sunglasses,
anyway? Did ya lose them?
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No.
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I decided not to wear them
until I got you a present
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that was more thoughtful.
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Honest to God, a monkey.
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This is going beer today.
Yes.
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I still think we should go
to a different lot and compare.
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Why? This is just
what you need.
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I just want
to look around.
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Look around?
This is a great car.
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Didn't you telme not to ge
the first one we looked at?
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I didn't you'd look at this one.
This is like the Batmobile.
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Next you'll tell me
to get the undercoating.
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I bet Batman would.
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Any questions?
No.
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Lookgive me a second
to talk to her.
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How long have you two
been married?
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Oh...
Oh, you're probably wondering
why we don't have rings.
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Funny story.
We were at the zoo...
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Brent!
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Let me tell the story, Honey.
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Sorry!
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Zucchini.
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Nice healthy choice.
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A monkey coulda
suggested a better gift.
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Not a deaf one either,
just any old monkey.
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You people are obsessed
with monkeys.
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00:11:36,782 --> 00:11:38,446
A spa day is a great gift.
256
00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:41,114
A year's supply of bananas,
that's a monkey gift.
257
00:11:41,187 --> 00:11:43,283
You really dropped
the ball on this one.
258
00:11:43,389 --> 00:11:46,520
An old tire hanging from a rope,
that's a monkey gift.
259
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:47,888
Spa day, great gift.
260
00:11:48,026 --> 00:11:49,623
Well, Emma hated it.
I know.
261
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,292
You know nothing!
262
00:11:52,397 --> 00:11:55,227
So what do I get her?
263
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:58,264
That's it? That's the fight?
264
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,533
Come on, I need
a woman's advice.
265
00:12:00,604 --> 00:12:03,435
Where's Lacey?
I need some advice.
266
00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,204
I want some advice.
Too busy.
267
00:12:06,276 --> 00:12:08,540
Which kinda chocolate chip
tastes better?
268
00:12:08,611 --> 00:12:11,209
What makes a good
anniversary present?
269
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:15,379
I don't know,
a day at the spa?
270
00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:18,482
You're the bottom of the
barrel, but I'm desperate.
271
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,417
Oh, geez, I'd love to, Oscar.
272
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:23,186
But, uh, I was just about
to staple my tongue.
273
00:12:23,257 --> 00:12:26,956
Hmm, staple my tongue,
help Oscar.
274
00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:28,891
They're both so enjoyable.
275
00:12:28,996 --> 00:12:32,127
Brent, it's my money and
I don't want to buy it.
276
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,896
Oh, sot's youroney now.
What aboutur money?
277
00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:36,431
Alright.
278
00:12:36,436 --> 00:12:38,466
But we've taken up this
guy's time. We owe him.
279
00:12:38,538 --> 00:12:41,636
I think we should dicker.
Dicker, a waste of time.
280
00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:43,871
He already said it
was his best price.
281
00:12:43,943 --> 00:12:47,107
You'll hurt his feelings.
We can't do that to Bill.
282
00:12:48,314 --> 00:12:50,344
Think they'll buy?
I don't know.
283
00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:52,546
But look what I found?
284
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,180
Hank, glad you're here.
285
00:12:54,252 --> 00:12:57,050
Listen to Oscar, while
I move on with my life.
286
00:12:57,121 --> 00:12:59,118
I need a make-up gift for Emma.
287
00:12:59,257 --> 00:13:00,620
I need a woman's advice.
288
00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:03,223
I can give ya a
woman's advice.
289
00:13:03,328 --> 00:13:06,191
I'll go with a woman.
That's sexist.
290
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,493
Wanda, help me out, here.
291
00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:09,661
Aaa-aa-aaah.
292
00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:12,464
Oh, you're no use anyway.
Day at the spa.
293
00:13:12,569 --> 00:13:15,933
Oh, don't get her one of those.
Those are a rip off.
294
00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:19,403
Okay, look, makeup.
Every woman loves makeup.
295
00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:22,739
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a, oh, a, uh,
296
00:13:22,811 --> 00:13:26,644
whatchamacallit-oh,
a- oh, hah, a job.
297
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,745
Makeup.
298
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,314
Seems good.
299
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,516
I don't know.
What?
300
00:13:33,622 --> 00:13:34,651
Never mind.
301
00:13:34,755 --> 00:13:36,919
I got an idea,
but you want a woman.
302
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,121
No, it's okay. Shoot.
303
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,590
Right here. Eh?
304
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:49,130
Where have you been?
I didn't know where you were.
305
00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:51,299
Oh, sorry.
306
00:13:51,304 --> 00:13:54,034
Did you need backup
on that armed robbery?
307
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,505
Try.
308
00:13:57,577 --> 00:14:00,207
Ah, I don't know.
Just try.
309
00:14:05,182 --> 00:14:06,912
Mmm, these are better.
310
00:14:07,018 --> 00:14:10,449
I cut the amount of zucchini and
threw in the chocolate chips.
311
00:14:10,554 --> 00:14:12,151
Mmm, good thinkin', Partner.
312
00:14:12,256 --> 00:14:13,552
Got some butter?
313
00:14:13,658 --> 00:14:15,787
Oh, they're nice
and moist already.
314
00:14:15,859 --> 00:14:17,856
I doubled up the butter.
315
00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:22,694
Happy Anniversary.
What do ya think?
316
00:14:22,699 --> 00:14:26,096
A bathroom scale.
317
00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:27,164
Wow.
318
00:14:27,303 --> 00:14:29,066
Is that good, bad?
319
00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:32,802
Don't keep me in
suspense, woman.
320
00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,904
Oscar, I love it.
321
00:14:34,976 --> 00:14:38,408
It shows you're worried
about my health.
322
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,044
How did you come up
with this idea?
323
00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:44,147
Well, I'm intuitive d, uh,
I wanted to get you somethin'
324
00:14:44,285 --> 00:14:46,649
as nice as the
sunglasses you got me.
325
00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:50,519
Oh, put them on again. I wanna
see how you look in them.
326
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,254
Okay.
327
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,456
Oh, you didn't lose them,
did ya?
328
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,090
No.
329
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,493
I'll-I'll go get 'em.
330
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,003
Try this.
331
00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:12,505
Healthy Snack
Version Three.
332
00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:17,009
Mmm, that is great.
What'd ya do?
333
00:15:17,014 --> 00:15:18,445
Well, I had another thought.
334
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,946
I replaced the zucchini
with Smarties.
335
00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:23,782
Well, I gotta say,
I don't miss the zucchini.
336
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,751
What about the
chocolate chips?
337
00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:26,918
Oh, I kept those.
338
00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:29,320
Good idea. Because we
want to eat healthy,
339
00:15:29,325 --> 00:15:31,322
but it should still
taste good.
340
00:15:31,327 --> 00:15:33,857
Does the frosting
help or hurt?
341
00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:36,828
, it helps, really hel.
342
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:39,196
Mmm-hmm-mmmm.
343
00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:44,067
Oscar really came through for me
with the anniversary gift.
344
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,035
Well, you look beaeautiful.
345
00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:47,437
Well, thanks.
346
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,673
Anyway, Oscar gave me
the nicest gift.
347
00:15:49,745 --> 00:15:51,073
What brand?
348
00:15:51,178 --> 00:15:52,675
Sears.
349
00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,210
It's digital.
350
00:15:54,281 --> 00:15:56,645
Digital makeup?
351
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,179
Digital scale.
352
00:15:58,285 --> 00:16:00,048
He gave me a bathroom scale.
353
00:16:00,153 --> 00:16:03,351
It's so romantic, shows
he's thinking about my health.
354
00:16:03,356 --> 00:16:05,553
Ah, that old smoothie.
355
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,756
I thought he was
getting you makeup.
356
00:16:07,861 --> 00:16:11,191
Oh, thank God he didn't.
Can you imagine? Honestly.
357
00:16:11,296 --> 00:16:13,660
Yeah, yeah, a monkey.
358
00:16:15,534 --> 00:16:17,464
Hey, good work, Karen.
359
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:20,166
This was a really good
idea you had, Hank.
360
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,436
Eating these muffins has really
made me feel more energetic,
361
00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:25,705
especially ten minutes
after I eat them.
362
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,974
Then I kinda crash.
So I just eat another one.
363
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:31,811
I'm glad I could help.
You stay the course.
364
00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:36,314
Mmm. It's tough goin',
but I'm worth it.
365
00:16:37,487 --> 00:16:39,351
Okay, so that didn't
go too well.
366
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,918
No, it didn't.
367
00:16:41,023 --> 00:16:44,823
That Bill guy is slick.
We should go to a new lot.
368
00:16:44,828 --> 00:16:46,190
Good idea.
369
00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:48,359
And I won't get flustered
next time.
370
00:16:48,464 --> 00:16:50,561
No, you won't.
371
00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:53,329
It'll go better
at this place.
372
00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:56,065
Shouldn't we have rings?
373
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:59,201
I think I left my
sunglasses here.
374
00:16:59,307 --> 00:17:00,870
Where's the lost
and found box?
375
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:03,405
Oh, it's been missing
for a long time.
376
00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:05,741
I think someone stole it.
377
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:13,314
People are jerks.
You can't trust nobody.
378
00:17:13,386 --> 00:17:18,252
Hey, why do you hound me for
gift advice and then ignore it?
379
00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:19,887
I liked Hank's idea better.
380
00:17:19,991 --> 00:17:21,923
Hank's?
Yeah.
381
00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:24,024
Hank's?
Yeah.
382
00:17:24,129 --> 00:17:25,559
What?
383
00:17:27,766 --> 00:17:30,497
Hank's?
Stop saying that.
384
00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:32,965
But I love you.
I've always loved you.
385
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,768
It can never work out.
386
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,869
We work at two different
car dealerships.
387
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,002
But...
388
00:17:38,108 --> 00:17:40,104
Hey, we'd like
to look at some cars.
389
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:42,641
I never want to see you again.
390
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,275
Oh, wait.
391
00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:48,246
You dropped your sunglasses.
392
00:17:51,286 --> 00:17:53,417
Hank's?
393
00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:57,354
I gained three pounds. We're
going back to doughnuts.
394
00:17:57,426 --> 00:17:59,989
Doughnuts? But I don't
have the willpower.
395
00:18:00,094 --> 00:18:02,225
Tough it out.
396
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,027
Maybe after we eat a doughnut,
397
00:18:05,132 --> 00:18:07,663
we could reward ourselves
with muffins.
398
00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:15,470
You got a new car, with Hank?
399
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:16,906
Oh, Hank was great.
400
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:20,208
He got them to knock $000
off her bestffer.
401
00:18:20,347 --> 00:18:22,844
I'm good at payin'
less for stuff.
402
00:18:22,983 --> 00:18:25,847
Yeah, well, I can see
I'm not needed here.
403
00:18:25,952 --> 00:18:27,381
I can use so gas.
404
00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:29,750
Maybe Hank can pump it for ya.
405
00:18:29,822 --> 00:18:31,986
I think I hurt his feelings.
406
00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:33,654
Looks like it.
407
00:18:33,726 --> 00:18:36,089
What were we talking
about before?
408
00:18:36,194 --> 00:18:37,590
Oh, yeah.
409
00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:39,325
Darth Maul would be a way
better apprentice
410
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,694
than Darth Vader would.
411
00:18:42,199 --> 00:18:44,162
Oscar.
Yeah, Sweetie?
412
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:48,600
I found your sunglasses case
and it's empty.
413
00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:51,135
They're expensive.
You should keep them in here.
414
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:54,171
Nah. I like to go commando.
415
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,841
That's not what
that phrase means.
416
00:18:55,913 --> 00:18:58,944
I don't wanna keep them
cooped up in a case.
417
00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:00,778
They wanna be free and easy.
418
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,881
Are we still talking
about sunglasses?
419
00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:06,784
Where are they, anyway?
420
00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:10,086
I heard Lacey bought a car.
421
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,721
Love ya.
422
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,188
Hey.
423
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,926
Brent's mad about the car thing.
424
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:18,127
Hmm.
425
00:19:18,132 --> 00:19:20,596
Maybe you should get him
a make-up gift,
426
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:22,163
ease the pain a little.
427
00:19:22,269 --> 00:19:24,132
You know, that is a great idea.
428
00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:25,366
Thanks.
429
00:19:25,471 --> 00:19:27,836
Oh, um, but just
so we're clear,
430
00:19:27,908 --> 00:19:31,239
I don't mean buy Brent makeup.
431
00:19:31,311 --> 00:19:34,709
Right. Because that was
at the top of my list,
432
00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,443
right next to nail polish.
433
00:19:36,548 --> 00:19:39,079
What shouldI get him?
434
00:19:44,656 --> 00:19:47,253
Hey, is that the new one?
Yeah. You want it?
435
00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:51,691
You're not gonna finish it?
No, man. I lived it.
436
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,396
So, are you gonna admit it?
What?
437
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,533
That you lost the sunglasses.
438
00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:04,970
They're right there.
439
00:20:05,075 --> 00:20:08,006
Well, pick them up,
before you lose them.
440
00:20:08,143 --> 00:20:10,941
I'll get to it.
441
00:20:16,719 --> 00:20:19,182
I know the whole car thing
didn't work out,
442
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:22,919
but I wanted to say thanks
a lot for all your help.
443
00:20:22,991 --> 00:20:25,021
Wha, well.
444
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,825
A money clip.
445
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:31,560
Is this your way
of reminding me how much money
446
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,395
you saved by using Hank?
447
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,463
What?
448
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,130
Hey, Lacey,
you were right.
449
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:39,166
I, uh, I talked Lacey into
buying you that money clip.
450
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:42,370
My mistake. What she really
wanted to get ya was this.
451
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,971
Whoa!
452
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,406
A yo-yo!
453
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,108
That's good?
454
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:51,112
I'm gonna do Around the World,
Spank the Baby, Walk the Dog.
455
00:20:51,182 --> 00:20:53,513
Ah. So, that's good.
456
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,515
Hey-aay, a yo-yo.
457
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,950
You never see those anymore.
458
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,251
Yeah, you're right.
I never ought, but...
459
00:20:59,356 --> 00:21:02,321
Can we please talk
about something else,
like Darth Vader?
460
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:03,922
Lacey get you a gift?
461
00:21:03,994 --> 00:21:05,624
Yeah, a yo-yo.
462
00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:07,158
Well, of course.
463
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:10,428
If I had said "ball glove,"
you woulda got a pony.
464
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:12,397
I went with Hank's idea.
465
00:21:12,535 --> 00:21:13,898
Hank's?
466
00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:16,134
They're around here somewhere.
They'd better be.
467
00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:18,102
Hey, look, sunglasses.
468
00:21:18,107 --> 00:21:20,138
They're mine. They're mine.
They're mine.
469
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:22,506
Hank's?
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