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Hey.
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Look at that view.
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You can see for miles.
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Yep. Not much to see,
but you can see it for miles.
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I'm just saying
it's panoramic.
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You got the fields,
you got the sky.
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Two things and
you're back to sky.
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All right, it's monoramic.
But it is peaceful.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Big peaceful truck.
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Fat, peaceful guy getting
out of the truck.
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Well, I'm all
panorama-ed out.
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Yep.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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Look at that car. Huh?
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Can you imagine me
in one of those?
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Uh... no.
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I could imagine someone telling
you to stop leaning on theirs.
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I could save up
and buy a Lamborghini.
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You'd have to save
up to buy a linguini.
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You can't afford
that magazine.
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I shoulda said magazini.
Linguini, then magazini.
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That would have been great.
Can we do it again?
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No.
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If you wanna shoot
for the moon, go ahead.
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All I want is a sports car.
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Let's not get carried away
with the space travel.
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You'll never have a
Lamborghini, you weenie,
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because your brain
is teenie.
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The moment's gone.
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Truckers.
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Oh. You have a
run-in with one?No.
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But I've seen the
movie, Convoy.
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Always got their ears on,
goin' against the grain.
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They seem nice.
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We try to maintain the grain
and they just go against it.
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They tip well.
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They attract a bad element.
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Well, I'm not takin' any guff.
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This Smokey Bear
is takin' a stand.
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Smokey Bear?
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Yeah.
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Cops are Smokey Bears.
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You know, the movie, Convoy?
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I got it on Beta,
if you wanna watch it.
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Hey, I heard
there's truckers.
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Ooh.
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I see what you mean
about the bad element.
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As chair of the Play Park
Fundraising Committee,
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I would like to thank you both
for volunteering.
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This is a sham.
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I should be Chair.
I've always been Chair.
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This year I'm Chair. They wanted
to shake things up a bit.
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I'm twice the Chair
that you are.
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I'm almost a couch.
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Okay, hey, let's not argue,
all right?
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We all got into this
because the play park
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needs a little TLC.
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In many ways it's not
a good play park.
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So, what's your big idea?
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I'm thinking raffle.
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Ugh, no, not a raffle.
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A raffle's terrible.
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You gotta guilt
people into buying tickets
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and scam them
with the old one for five,
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three for ten spiel,
and if they only buy one,
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it gets all weird
and uncomfortable.
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And it's messy,
people get hurt.
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Fine.
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Any other ideas?
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Come on, ideas, people,
anything ya got.
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Blue sky me.
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A raffle.
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We just killed that.
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Sorry, I panicked.
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Let's start brainstorming
and spitballing.
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We need ideas, people, ideas.
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Hey, Brent, I just joined
the Lamborghini Club.
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There's a bad idea.
That's a start.
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So, I haven't seen
you guys here before.
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Word came down
the trucker pipeline
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that this was a
great place to eat.
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Oh. Well, send word up the
pipeline that I said thanks.
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Word only goes down
the pipeline.
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Oh.
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Well, fly it up the
flagpole for me, then.
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Ah, truckers,
modern day nomads.
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I love 'em.
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Uh, my name's, uh, Joe,
Tiny Joe.
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I'm Lacey, just Lacey.
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Truckers, I mean. Hate nomads.
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Rootless buggers.
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Do you know this guy?
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For the last time, I'm not
going to a Lamborghini barbeque.
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That was the first
time I asked ya.
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I'm trying
to jump to the end.
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It's not really
Brent's scene.
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Stuffy doctors and lawyers,
with money to burn.
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Nah, not Brent's
crowd at all.
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Successful people.
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Hey, I'm successful.
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The petroleum biz
is a hot sector.
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Ah, it'll just be
wall-to-wall
lonely rich people,
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most of them men,
many of them single.
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Let's go!
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Why can't I have
a ride in your truck?
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Clint Eastwood had a
monkey in his truck.
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Real truckers don't have
monkeys, friend, not in the cab.
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They could be
transporting monkeys,
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but even that's a
little far-fetched.
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Just one ride.
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I'll be quiet,
quieter than a monkey.
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Only truckers and clients
allowed in the cab.
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Are you sayin' Clint Eastwood
worked for a monkey?
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How about this
for an idea?
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Jelly bean jar contest.
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So, people bring in their jelly
bean jars and we judge them?
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No. You get a jar, fill it
with jelly beans,
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people pay to guess,
winner gets a prize.
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Would that raise
enough money?
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The play park needs
a lot of work.
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In a lot of ways, it's not
a very good play park.
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Good point.
We have to think big.
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I got it!
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Big jar!
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Lots of jelly beans.
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Slow down. You're losing me.
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Why did you park
so far away?
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I don't want them
to see my truck.
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Why do them any
special favours?
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Get with it.
If I had a Lamborghini,
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I wouldn't be drivin'
around in a truck.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you saying that we're
supposed to own Lamborghinis?
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Okay, if you want to
soar with the eagles,
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ya gotta pretend to be one.
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So you're dragging me into
a potentially embarrassing
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web of lies.
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Relax, there'll be food.
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Oh. A surgeon, huh?
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Wow.
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Hmm, your, uh, wife
must be really proud.
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I'm divorced.
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Really?
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She took every cent I have.
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I was told there
would be food.
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So what do
you drive?Huh?
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Well, I,h...
a Lamborghini.
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Huh?
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Uh-huh. What kind?
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Hmm?
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Kind?
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Oh, it's, uh...
it's a car, you know?
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It's not the truck kind
with the-no, it's the...
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I parked it far away,
'cause it's my Lamborghini
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and, uh, I didn't, uh, bring...
I don't-I don't have one.
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I'd like to see ya
weasel outta this.
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Wanda's got one.
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Really?
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Nice weaselling.
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Business is booming.
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Word travels fast on
the trucker pipeline.
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It's all a ploy.
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A ploy?
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Oh, they're ploying somethin'.
I can smell it.
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They're not the only ones
with their ears on.
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I hired Tiny Joe to get
a ride in his truck.
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Tiny Joe.
The guy's not even tiny.
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Already ploys.
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Whatcha haulin'?
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Junk from
the basement.
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But the point is, I'm a client,
like Clint Eastwood's monkey.
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Actually, Clint Eastwood
rode with an orangutan.
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It's not a monkey,
it's an ape.
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Passing an ape off
as a monkey.
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You can't trust truckers.
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You're passing yourself
off as Smokey the Bear.
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That is a big jar.
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Yeah. It's hard to believe it
was once full of pickled eggs.
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Oh, right. Like you two have
never made a rash decision
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at a bulk food store.
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So how many are there?
What, jelly beans?
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No, jars.
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Well, there's only one.
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You're off to a good start.
I'll let you count these beans.
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Aren't you gonna help?
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It's for the kids.
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Wow.
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This is really nice.
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Is it yours?
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Couldn't be here
without one.
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Nothing lower than
a Lamborghini poser.
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So, uh, what do you drive?
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Oh, she doesn't want
to talk about her car.
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I mean, we didn't come
here to talk about cars.
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A 2005 Murcielago Roadster.
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With the six-speed gear box
and the double bearing
transmission shaft?
204
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No. You're still
thinkin' Diablo.
205
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The Murcielago has a paddle
shift and triple bearing shafts.
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You're married?
Yeah.
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Good luck with that.
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Hey, devilled eggs.
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This is tougher
than I thought.
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Sssh. Counting.
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My mind keeps wandering.
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334, 335...
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That'll be 8.50.
850, 851...
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No, no. You're on 335.
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No, I was on 850.
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No. Isaid 850.
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I thought you said 335.
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No, she said 335.
219
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How much are
the groceries?
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3.35
221
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One, two, three...
222
00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:11,525
Hey, Trucker.
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You know how fast
you were going?
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The speed limit?
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That's right, the speed limit,
for idealweather conditions.
226
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But the humidity is very high
today and the UV index is...
227
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Hey, I've never seen the inside
of one of these.
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Is that the thing you pull
to make the horn go?
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Yeah.
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All right!
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I'm really not supposed
to let you drive.
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Let's see how fast we
can make this baby go.
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Take it easy.
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Sheesh, it's like a belt buckle
and ball cap convention in here.
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Apparently I have
good eats, or grits,
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or somethin' like that.
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Word travels fast down
the trucker pipeline.
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Are they givin' you
any trouble?
239
00:11:03,147 --> 00:11:04,641
No, it's fun.
240
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I mean, sure, they're
a little slovenly,
241
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but they're nice people.
242
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Did she just say
we were slovenly?
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Yeah. Pass it on.
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On the pipeline?
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Where else?
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187, 188, 189...
247
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Are you eating them?
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A few.
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What's 189 minus a few?
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We should just do a raffle.
251
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Too hard.
252
00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:40,940
It's not hard.
253
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Drop some tickets off
at the Senior Centre.
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Old people will buy a
chance to win anything.
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It says here I could
win a jet ski.
256
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:49,498
I'm in!
257
00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:53,028
So, what number are we on?
Four.
258
00:11:53,132 --> 00:11:55,061
Okay, why don't
we just estimate?
259
00:11:55,164 --> 00:11:56,792
You can't estimate.
260
00:11:56,897 --> 00:12:00,022
You'll mess with the integrity
of the whole jelly bean contest.
261
00:12:00,027 --> 00:12:02,886
Okay, uh, why don't we lie?
262
00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:04,850
You mean just make up a number?
263
00:12:04,989 --> 00:12:06,583
Yeah, exactly.
264
00:12:06,654 --> 00:12:09,680
We lie to everyone, like the
way they faked the moon landing.
265
00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:12,743
If anything, this should
be easier than that.
266
00:12:12,748 --> 00:12:14,775
It is for the kids.
267
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,605
At least we could say
we're not estimating.
268
00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:19,137
All right.
269
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:23,632
Here's to our foray
into the dark side.
270
00:12:23,704 --> 00:12:25,631
Ow, I hit a filling.
271
00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,293
Heya, Lacey.
272
00:12:30,364 --> 00:12:32,257
The Smokey Bear-Trucker feud
is over.
273
00:12:32,362 --> 00:12:34,024
They finally took
their ears off.
274
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:38,985
Hey, where is everybody?
275
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:43,047
Uh, some-somebody might
have said they were slovenly.
276
00:12:43,152 --> 00:12:44,746
You used the S-word?
277
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,944
The word spread pretty fast.
278
00:12:47,048 --> 00:12:51,406
The trucker pipeline,
it's a double-edged pipeline.
279
00:12:53,442 --> 00:12:56,968
I told you we could pull this
off if we thought positive.
280
00:12:57,072 --> 00:12:58,766
We make a pretty good team.
281
00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:00,365
Imake a pretty good team.
282
00:13:00,435 --> 00:13:03,561
You choke like Tennessee
Williams on a bottle cap.
283
00:13:05,398 --> 00:13:08,823
Tennessee Williams choked
to death on a bottle cap.
284
00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:10,988
Playwright.
285
00:13:11,092 --> 00:13:13,585
Wrote Glass Menagerie.
286
00:13:13,657 --> 00:13:18,280
I don't know whether it was
a bottle of pop or what, but...
287
00:13:18,285 --> 00:13:20,745
Yep, pretty good team.
288
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,475
Hey, you're not
goin' already?
289
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,406
We never got to
see the Roadster.
290
00:13:26,512 --> 00:13:28,471
Ah, and that's
a heartbreaker.
291
00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:30,469
But, uh, well,
maybe next time.
292
00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:33,199
That's a great idea.
We live in a small town.
293
00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:35,397
You can all come out
and see us.
294
00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:38,162
I'd like tsee a small town.
Unless there's gravel.
295
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:39,660
There's lotsa gravel.
296
00:13:39,765 --> 00:13:42,691
You can take the highway.
I'll draw ya a map.
297
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,922
Ah! What a team.
298
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:48,885
See what happens when
you think positive?
299
00:13:48,989 --> 00:13:51,583
Anyone have a bottle cap?
300
00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:58,943
They all came back.
301
00:13:59,013 --> 00:14:00,674
What did you do?
302
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:04,270
Well, let's just say I used
their own pipeline against them.
303
00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:06,469
What did you tell them?
304
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:10,565
That this place has the best
darn food on the prairies.
305
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,229
Aww.
306
00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:19,156
Six weeks to live, huh?
307
00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:21,620
And she just wants
to be around truckers.
308
00:14:21,725 --> 00:14:24,084
Is that so much to ask?
309
00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:28,748
Guess the jelly beans?
310
00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:31,011
Yeah, enigmatic, isn't it?
311
00:14:31,082 --> 00:14:33,342
How many jelly beans
lurk within?
312
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:37,206
Venture a guess, if you
have what it takes.
313
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,136
It takes $2.
314
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:42,901
Oh, what the hey.
It's for a good cause.
315
00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:48,994
In many various ways,
it's not a good play park.
316
00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:51,626
Okay, here's my guess.
317
00:14:51,731 --> 00:14:53,457
More than 20.
318
00:14:53,462 --> 00:14:57,187
You have to be specific,
give an actual number.
319
00:14:57,291 --> 00:15:00,317
But that's not
actually guessing.
320
00:15:01,721 --> 00:15:03,415
Okay, I give up.
321
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,413
You voluntarily cleaned out
the basement.
322
00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:07,909
How is this gonna come back
to haunt me?
323
00:15:08,047 --> 00:15:10,241
I'm gonna get a ride
in an 18 wheeler.
324
00:15:10,346 --> 00:15:12,439
Tiny Joe's shippin'
this stuff for me.
325
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:13,937
I see.
326
00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,935
Best 200 bucks I ever spent.
327
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,234
And there's the haunt.
328
00:15:22,135 --> 00:15:23,961
Don't tell me you're
still upset because
329
00:15:24,066 --> 00:15:27,291
I told a buncha people about
a Lamborghini you don't have
330
00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:30,422
and now they're all
comin' out here to see it?
331
00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:34,251
Oh. Now that I've said that out
loud, it does sound kinda bad.
332
00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:35,950
We should just go.
333
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:39,912
We should leave town and
not be here when they get here.
334
00:15:41,217 --> 00:15:44,008
Could you forget I said "we"?
335
00:15:44,581 --> 00:15:46,307
Look, don't worry.
336
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,438
I got a plan.
Check it out.
337
00:15:48,443 --> 00:15:51,035
They come out here,
we shoot the breeze,
338
00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:52,967
and then we show them
the Lamborghini.
339
00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:54,632
What Lamborghini?
340
00:15:54,738 --> 00:15:56,230
We get o.
341
00:15:56,335 --> 00:15:57,696
How?
342
00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,394
That's where you come in.
343
00:15:59,532 --> 00:16:03,391
So your plan relies heavily
on me having a plan?
344
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,387
What? I worked it all out.
You gotta do one thing.
345
00:16:10,189 --> 00:16:11,982
How ya doin', Sweetheart?
346
00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:14,280
Oh, it's hoppin' today,
but I'm holdin' on.
347
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:18,210
You plan to keep on workin',
right up till the end?
348
00:16:18,215 --> 00:16:19,575
Mm-hmm.
349
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,274
Somebody's got to.
350
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:24,604
Oh, it's not that bad, really.
I can think of worse things.
351
00:16:24,675 --> 00:16:26,169
What a trooper!
352
00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:34,860
Any-hoo.
353
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:41,021
We're raising money for kids,
lying to everyone.
354
00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,520
This plan has it all.
355
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:45,117
Let's just keep our
mouths shut about the lying,
356
00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:47,082
like we took an oath.
357
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:48,846
Sure, an oath.
358
00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:50,579
Yeah, yeah, oath.
359
00:16:50,651 --> 00:16:52,977
How many beans are
in that jar, anyway,
360
00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:54,542
more than 1,000?
361
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,707
1,000? Way more than that.
362
00:16:56,779 --> 00:17:00,703
I bet that bean jar
has 700 beans in it.
363
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,402
Lower.
364
00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:05,265
Between 700 and 1,000.
365
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:08,529
But keep it quiet,
like you took an oath.
366
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,492
Corner Gas.
367
00:17:12,597 --> 00:17:15,821
So you, uh, own
a chain of these?
368
00:17:15,893 --> 00:17:18,818
I do own a chain, yes.
369
00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:20,751
I've never seen one before.
370
00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:22,483
Where are they?
371
00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:24,014
Oh,
372
00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:25,746
corners mostly.
373
00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:29,276
Whoo!
374
00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:33,505
Ho-ho-ho, that
was awesome!
375
00:17:33,577 --> 00:17:34,870
Man!
376
00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:38,001
Finally, I get to ride
in one of these!
377
00:17:38,106 --> 00:17:41,398
I mean, uh, I've ridden
in Wanda's before,
378
00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:44,128
because she has one.
379
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,526
Where is your Roadster, anyway?
380
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:49,523
This is where
the plan kicks in.
381
00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:51,455
What plan?
382
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,019
I was talkin' to her.
383
00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:55,783
You don't have to take that.
384
00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:57,482
Let's get him!
385
00:17:59,985 --> 00:18:01,446
A word to the wise.
386
00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:03,210
There's more than 700.
387
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,007
More than 1,000.
I got the inside scoop.
388
00:18:06,112 --> 00:18:09,204
I got the inside scoop and
there's less than 1,000.
389
00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:11,236
I thought I had
a scoop too.
390
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,067
All right, you got your
entries filled out?
391
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:17,729
What the hell kinda bean
contest are you running?
392
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:23,325
Well, there it is,
Wanda's Lamborghini.
393
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:24,989
Now you saw it.
394
00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:27,421
I'm going to go out
on a limb here
395
00:18:27,492 --> 00:18:30,117
and say that's not
a Lamborghini.
396
00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:32,516
You know, sometimes things
start innocently
397
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:34,880
and then they just spin
outta control and...
398
00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:36,945
Okay, you wanna see
a Lamborghini?
399
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,243
I'll show ya
a Lamborghini.
400
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,370
Holy crap, a Lamborghini!
401
00:18:47,872 --> 00:18:51,498
It just always impresses me
when I see it!
402
00:18:52,535 --> 00:18:54,228
No. No, we didn't lie.
403
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,127
We were just operating
off an estimate.
404
00:18:56,199 --> 00:18:58,391
You can't estimate
in a bean contest.
405
00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:00,156
Where's the integrity?
406
00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:02,254
Emma, how could you
let this happen?
407
00:19:02,326 --> 00:19:05,385
Don't look at me.
She's the Chair.
408
00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:08,814
Yes, I was Chair.
409
00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:11,612
But you wanted a job done
and we did it.
410
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,676
And, yes, it was
dirty and ugly.
411
00:19:13,781 --> 00:19:16,873
But that's how things get
done in the charity world.
412
00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:19,670
You need people like us!
413
00:19:23,006 --> 00:19:24,600
We want our money back.
414
00:19:24,703 --> 00:19:26,165
What about the kids?
415
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:29,061
Think how decrepit that
play park is getting.
416
00:19:31,598 --> 00:19:33,591
They got tetherball.
417
00:19:33,596 --> 00:19:35,189
Well, that's true.
418
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,054
I hate tetherball.
419
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,418
I wish this would break.
420
00:19:39,524 --> 00:19:42,250
All right, fine. Everybody
gets their money back.
421
00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:47,111
I don't wanna be
Chair anymore.
422
00:19:47,116 --> 00:19:50,808
And my last act as Chair
is to make you Chair.
423
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:53,539
What do we do now, Chair?
424
00:19:53,643 --> 00:19:55,504
I have a plan.
425
00:19:55,641 --> 00:19:59,100
It says here I can win a
big jar of jelelly beans.
426
00:19:59,205 --> 00:20:00,731
I'm in!
427
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,529
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
428
00:20:04,665 --> 00:20:07,025
You guys are
leaving again?
429
00:20:07,097 --> 00:20:09,357
Well, all these
fancy sports cars.
430
00:20:09,462 --> 00:20:12,254
This-this place is
too upscale for us.
431
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,519
It's time to move on.
432
00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:18,348
We feel terrible, being that
you're in a bad way and all.
433
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,446
How am I in a bad way?
434
00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:22,743
My way is fine.
435
00:20:24,582 --> 00:20:26,441
What is his deal?
436
00:20:26,446 --> 00:20:28,738
You're an inspiration.
437
00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:36,099
I don't like it.
438
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:39,362
These sports car people,
they play jokes on us cops.
439
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:40,860
I've seen Cannonball Run.
440
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,723
Did you tell the truckers
I was in a bad way?
441
00:20:43,829 --> 00:20:45,755
I don't think so.
442
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,820
I said you were dying.
443
00:20:55,418 --> 00:20:58,810
So how'd you get a Lamborghini
on such short notice anyway?
444
00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:01,275
Oh, we truckers
have our ways.
445
00:21:01,346 --> 00:21:03,540
Outta the car, Showboat.
446
00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:10,032
God bless ya, Tiny Joe.
447
00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:12,963
Come on.
448
00:21:13,069 --> 00:21:15,994
Clint Eastwood didn't
keep his monkey waiting.
449
00:21:16,764 --> 00:21:19,756
Actually, it was an orangutan.
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