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There's a mistake
in The Howler.
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Ah, it happens once
in a blue moon,
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actually once in a moon.
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It happens several times over
the course of one non-blue moon.
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What's it say?
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Are we at war with
Switzerland again?
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No. In the horoscope,
it says Virgo is born
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in August and September.
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But I'm a Virgo and
I was born in October.
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There goes their Pulitzer.
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I hate to say it, but
The Howler'sright.
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Virgo, August 23rd
to September 22nd.
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Through some quirk
of statistics,
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they've stumbled upon
the correct dates.
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But-that means
I'm not a Virgo.
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My whole life I've had
the wrong personality.
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Ah, we knew it was somethin'.
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See, now here
is a mistake.
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Is there such a thing
as a Sagitemini?
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Ah, come on, you can't quit.
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Who'll bus the tables?
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That's all you see me as,
a busboy?
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You don't know that I've always
wanted to work on a llama farm.
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Yeah?
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Well, be careful.
They bite your fingers off.
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Well, that's not gonna work.
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Danger's part of the
allure of llama farming.
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Did you know he wanted
to work with llamas?
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I didn't even know
he could talk.
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I don't know why we can't
hire somebody to fix the roof.
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I can do it.
It's just a roof.
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It's not rocket surgery.
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At least get somebody
to help who knows
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what he's doing,
instead of Dorkus.
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Hey, these kneepads are
like hats for little elves.
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When you fall off the roof,
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try not to land on
anything important.
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Davis is a good man.
He knows what he's doing.
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We make a hell of a team.
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Ready to go, boss?
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Just follow my lead,
Jackass.
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You made your own
colouring book?
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Percy Pedals.
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It's a bike safety
thing for kids.
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Emma handpicked me to do it.
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Could one of you do the
bike safety colouring book?
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Yeah, get Dorkus to do it.
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Who put you in charge
of this, anyway?
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The mayor picked me.
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Could one of you old ladies do
the safety committee thing?
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Get Dorkus to do it.
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Aww. And you got kids
to draw it.
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That's so cute.
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I drew it.
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Oh.
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I just thought it was kids
'cause it's terrible.
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I think it's good.
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It's good.
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It-it-it reminds me of
that artist, uh, um...
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Beethoven?
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He was a composer.
He couldn't draw.
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Exactly.
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Geez, Lacey. Why are you
roasting Karen?
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Help me out, Brent.
You can draw.
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I don't know.
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I- I've written the words,
I just need the pictures.
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I can't do this myself.
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She really can't.
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Okay, pass me that pencil.
I'm on the job.
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This is exciting.
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Yeah. I've never seen him do
any work around here before.
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Now, listen up.
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Roofin's a serious business.
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On the ground, you're the law,
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but up here, I'm the law.
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What do ya mean on the ground
I'm the law?
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Oh, right, 'cause I'm a cop.
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But if I had a police helicopter
and landed on the roof...
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Just do what I do.
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Got another ladder
for me to knock over?
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Hey, throw me the idol,
I'll throw ya the whip.
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Double scorch.
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Hey, you got a big brain, you're
always trying to sound smart.
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Trying to sound smart?
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That's a pedomorphic invective.
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Isn't it, though?
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Does this make
any sense to you?
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First Karen has the talking
bicycle out on the highway
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and then suddenly
it's in the playground.
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How did it get there?
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Teleportation, wormhole?
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A bicycle that can teleport?
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Far fetched.
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But a bike that can talk,
you're okay with that.
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Well, it has mouth.
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Can I get you a coffee, sir?
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Oh, sorry. You're Hank.
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Oh. It's okay.
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I wouldn't recognize me either.
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I'm, uh, reinventing myself,
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down to the bedrock
of my personality.
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So no hat?
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No, no.
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I tried wearin' a different one,
but it was no good.
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Hey, any luck finding
the Temple of Doom?
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Hey, throw me the idol,
I'll throw ya the whip.
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Double scorch.
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Libras are, uh, industrious.
I wanna be more industrious.
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Hmm.
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I'm lookin' for a job, and
somethin' professional,
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you know, economist,
somethin' like that.
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My busboy quit.
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That's rough. But can we stay
focused on my problem?
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I need a new busboy.
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Why are ya tellin' me this?
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I'm offering you the job.
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Oh.
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How long do you think
we'll be stuck up here?
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Stop blubberin'.
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You'd think you've never been
stuck on a roof before.
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I have never been stuck up
on a roof before.
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So, watch and learn.
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I've been stuck on roofs,
believe me.
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Oh, I believe ya.
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Nice clear day, though.
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Yeah, you can see all the way to
the ladder you knocked over.
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Hey, Wanda.
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How are Brent's drawings
coming along?
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And be honest.
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The drawings are good.
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What you wrote is sorta crap.
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Crap? Well, what sorta crap?
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The crappy kind,
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if you'll forgive my
pedomorphic invective.
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I didn't know you were
having medical problems.
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How's this working out?
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Pretty good. He hasn't set fire
to the kitchen
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and it gives me a chance
to get some paperwork done.
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Who would have thought?
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Hank's capable of
basic menial labour.
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Hey, that's not fair.
I- I can do more.
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Well, okay, Hank. Here
is your chance to shine.
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Here are the books.
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Now, go put them on the shelf
until I can do them later.
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I'm totally wasted
in this job.
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He's adorable.
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Wanda, help me balance
Lacey's books
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so she'll take me more
seriously as a busboy.
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No.
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Was there something else?
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Maybe. I'm in over my head
with this busboy stuff.
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It's too technical.
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Hey, is Brent lookin'
to hire someone here?
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Leave the books with me.
Thanks.
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Wanda, you were right
about the colouring book.
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Help me write it?
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Uh, um, I'd like to, but I...
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Aw, thanks.
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This sounding smart thing
is backfiring.
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Why don't you jump?
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We could hurt ourselves.
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Why don't ya jump?
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Please let us down.
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It's cold and I'm hungry.
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Did you at least
get the job done?
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No. It was Davis's fault.
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He created a hostile
work environment.
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You kicked over
the ladder.
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Ya see, full of blame.
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Straighten out
and fly right.
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Please let us down, Emma,
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please.
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Hey, Lacey, I balanced
your books.
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Well, they didn't make it
to the shelf. But nice try.
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I sorta hired him
for a lark.
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There must be a couple hundred
numbers here. I'm impressed.
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Hey, ya hear that?
The mayor's impressed.
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That's a feather in my cap.
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Yeah, except now
ya don't wear one.
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I never wore a feather.
She's crazy.
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We've got a provincial
audit coming up.
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How would you like to
come work for the town?
Me?
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I don't think Hank
would want to...
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I'm in.
Let's talk.
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Typical Libra, no loyalty.
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Okay, it was embarrassing.
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It was very embarrassing.
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And after some soul searching,
maybe I do share in the blame.
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A hundred percent share.
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I'm trying to say
I'm sorry.
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All right.
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We got aob to do and
roofing waits for no man.
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Put 'er there, partner.
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I hate you.
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There's someone.
Why don't you call?
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I'm not calling.
It's too humiliating.
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It wouldn't be
so humiliating
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if you didn't go
straight to begging.
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Please let us down,
Emma, please.
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It's nice to say please.
It's the magic word.
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Let me give ya an example.
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Oscar, please don't knock
the ladder down, twice.
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I said I was sorry.
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Please.
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Hey, there's someone else.
Why don't you call?
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No.
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It's too humiliating.
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Wanda, help me balance
the town's books.
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Forget it.
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They're gonna find out I'm
a sham as a civil servant.
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You were a sham as a busboy.
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As a civil servant,
you're more of a fraud.
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Listen.
I got a new life now.
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I can't go back to hangin'
around Corner Gas all day.
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I'll be right over.
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So, uh, what do you think
of Karen's rewrites?
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It's better.
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You know,
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actually, they were
written by...
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It's a bit pretentious.
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That's Karen for ya.
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You think my book
is pretentious?
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Yeah.
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You know, kids love to pretend
and this great for that.
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It's pretend-tious.
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Oh, hello.
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Come to gloat?
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No, to eat.
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Oh.
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You are enjoying this,
aren't you?
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Not really.
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Can I get some more coffee?
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Oh, go farm a llama.
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So are we done here
or what?
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Yeah. I just have
a few little quibbles.
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Quibbles?
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Yeah.
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Like I'm not crazy
about this line here.
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"Always wear a helmet. "
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It comes across as bossy.
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It's a law.
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00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:16,028
I just don't think
Percy Pedals would say that.
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Strictly speaking, he wouldn't
say anything. He's a bike.
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A bike with a mouth.
253
00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:23,197
Also, kids love to colour
things red.
254
00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:25,465
So could we work
a fire engine in?
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O- o-kay, time out.
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00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,000
Let's get one thing
straight, Quibbles.
257
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,468
This is myproject.
You're just the draw-er.
258
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,736
You're not getting paid
to think.
259
00:11:33,807 --> 00:11:35,836
I'm getting paid?
260
00:11:35,908 --> 00:11:39,471
No. And you're especially
not getting paid to think.
261
00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:45,474
It's a good thing I had
my window rolled down
262
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,342
or I wouldn't have heard your
shrill girl-like whining.
263
00:11:48,447 --> 00:11:50,510
Not girl like.
It was masculine whining.
264
00:11:50,581 --> 00:11:53,978
You have a lot to learn
about being stuck on a roof.
265
00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:55,479
I'm getting a
lot of practice.
266
00:11:55,551 --> 00:11:57,646
Sorry for the trouble.
The greenhorn panicked.
267
00:11:57,752 --> 00:12:00,281
You're the one who knocked
the ladder over, twice.
268
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,349
He knocked the
ladder over, twice.
269
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,684
Yeah, well, shout it
from the rooftops.
270
00:12:06,989 --> 00:12:09,686
Oh, wait. You already did.
271
00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:15,921
How's it goin'
with the books?
272
00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,022
Good, yep.
273
00:12:18,094 --> 00:12:20,223
I was just visualizing.
274
00:12:20,228 --> 00:12:22,425
As you know, uh,
accountancy is, uh,
275
00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:25,726
90% visualization
and 10%...
276
00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:29,927
well, it's 90% visualization.
277
00:12:30,032 --> 00:12:31,395
FudgeePuffy?
278
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,697
No, thanks. I got pop rocks.
279
00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:36,798
I picked the wrong day to quit.
Lotsa pressure.
280
00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:44,601
You wanted help?
281
00:12:46,773 --> 00:12:48,536
Here are the books.
282
00:12:52,176 --> 00:12:54,339
I tell ya,
bussing is hard.
283
00:12:54,477 --> 00:12:56,872
I have always brought
people plates full of food.
284
00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,375
But then to get the empty
plates and bring them back,
285
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,576
you really have to
reverse your thinking.
286
00:13:06,881 --> 00:13:08,345
Anyway.
287
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:11,513
Emma, Brent and I are
sort of at loggerheads.
288
00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:13,748
We're not at loggerheads.
289
00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:16,148
Wait a minute, does
loggerheads meaning
fighting?
290
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,848
Yeah, we're at-we're
at loggerheads.
291
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,750
Creatively we don't
see eye to eye.
292
00:13:19,854 --> 00:13:21,883
He's got this crazy
fire engine idea...
293
00:13:21,955 --> 00:13:23,385
Fire engine, huh?
294
00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,653
Kids like to colour things red.
295
00:13:25,658 --> 00:13:27,520
They do?
296
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,187
Done with
your cup?
297
00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:30,755
Ah. See?
298
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,656
I think I'm getting
good at this.
299
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,123
The food comes in,
the food comes out.
300
00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:37,191
It's like the tide.
301
00:13:37,262 --> 00:13:41,193
The tide just
took my coffee.
302
00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:44,027
Put your differences
behind you.
303
00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:48,596
This is about your words
and your pictures
304
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:51,964
coming together to create...
305
00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:54,699
pictures with words under them.
306
00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:58,501
That's very philosophical.
307
00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:01,702
Well, I read a lot of
those Chicken Soup books.
308
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:06,371
You need to rewrite your
rewrites on the colouring book.
309
00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:09,740
Oh, I don't know.
I got-I got a lot on my plate.
310
00:14:09,845 --> 00:14:11,106
All right.
311
00:14:11,211 --> 00:14:13,240
If you're okay with people
thinking your writing
312
00:14:13,345 --> 00:14:15,074
is bland and flat.
313
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,609
Who said that?
314
00:14:16,614 --> 00:14:18,342
Kind of a general consensus.
315
00:14:18,415 --> 00:14:20,410
I had a lot on my plate.
316
00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:23,112
I could make that thing
a literary opus.
317
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:24,445
Yeah.
318
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:26,847
Opus it up a bit.
319
00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:33,049
I'm sorry I got mad
at you yesterday.
320
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:35,417
Sure, it's frustrating
getting stuck on a roof
321
00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:37,585
when someone else
knocked over the ladder.
322
00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:38,519
Sure.
323
00:14:38,624 --> 00:14:40,386
And then you call for help...
324
00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,520
Whine for help.
325
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:45,789
...and you get made fun of,
even though it's not your fault.
326
00:14:45,893 --> 00:14:48,656
Yeah, ya did look pretty stupid.
327
00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:51,157
But, hey, these
things happen.
328
00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:52,859
It's a learning
experience.
329
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,162
What did ya do that for?
330
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,497
To see how you like it.
331
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,665
This is way better.
332
00:15:09,737 --> 00:15:12,667
I can tell you put
a lot of work into it.
333
00:15:12,773 --> 00:15:14,735
Oh, well, I'm a perfectionist,
a workaholic.
334
00:15:14,807 --> 00:15:17,469
Now the fire engine
doesn't come out of nowhere.
335
00:15:17,574 --> 00:15:19,437
It's much more organic.
336
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,638
Yeah. I really struggled
with that.
337
00:15:21,743 --> 00:15:24,105
I used index cards
and everything.
338
00:15:24,177 --> 00:15:27,340
Are you two still draggin' your
heels on that colouring book?
339
00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:28,940
Just get it done.
340
00:15:29,045 --> 00:15:31,375
The mayor's office is very
interested in bike safety.
341
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,109
Are you okay, Hank?
342
00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:34,644
Lotsa pressure.
343
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,944
Poprocks, please, grape
and pop... can-can of pop.
344
00:15:37,016 --> 00:15:38,712
Poprocks and pop?
345
00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:40,579
Won't that make your
stomach explode?
346
00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:42,313
Live free or die.
347
00:15:42,385 --> 00:15:43,848
Where's Wanda?
348
00:15:43,952 --> 00:15:45,883
She's supposed to be serving
you poprocks and pop.
349
00:15:45,953 --> 00:15:49,049
She's off shirkin' her
workin' somewhere.
350
00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:50,885
Lazy Wanda.
351
00:15:52,524 --> 00:15:54,051
That's the last fiscal year,
352
00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:57,554
and these are the projections
for next fiscal year.
353
00:15:57,626 --> 00:15:59,822
Okay, great. Got it.
354
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:02,922
What do you mean by fiscal?
355
00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:05,056
I gotta go lie down.
356
00:16:09,764 --> 00:16:11,860
Too lazy to answer
a simple question.
357
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,995
Last time I go up
on a roof with you.
358
00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:18,430
Suits me fine.
359
00:16:19,569 --> 00:16:21,931
Hey, are you guys okay?
360
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:23,965
I don't know. Are we?
361
00:16:24,037 --> 00:16:25,466
We're fine.
362
00:16:25,538 --> 00:16:26,966
Just takin' a break.
363
00:16:27,071 --> 00:16:29,201
Because it looks like your
ladder's knocked down.
364
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:32,302
We're not stuck upup here,
if that's what ya mean.
365
00:16:32,374 --> 00:16:34,303
That's just our
backup ladder.
366
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:35,538
Really?
367
00:16:35,609 --> 00:16:37,305
'Cause I could
just pick it up.
368
00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:40,306
Leave it down, please.
369
00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:41,206
Okay.
370
00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:43,040
As long as you're fine.
371
00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:44,542
Couldn't be better.
372
00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:46,910
Or weirder.
373
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,912
I think we should get
right to the audit.
374
00:16:50,982 --> 00:16:52,344
Absolutely.
375
00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:54,012
Here are the books.
376
00:16:54,117 --> 00:16:56,046
I think you'll find
they're very fiscal.
377
00:16:56,151 --> 00:16:59,047
I've, uh, prepared them
in a fiscal manner
378
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:04,451
and I'm sure you'll be satisfied
with, uh, the fiscallyness.
379
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,018
I'll be over there.
380
00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:10,052
And if you have any questions,
I am a Libra.
381
00:17:12,659 --> 00:17:14,955
Do I smell grape?
382
00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:18,356
Wow. You know,
Mom was right.
383
00:17:18,361 --> 00:17:20,324
You put pictures
and words together,
384
00:17:20,396 --> 00:17:22,358
you really do get
pictures plus words.
385
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:24,026
Your fire engine looks good.
386
00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:27,227
You said you can't do hands,
but you can do hands.
387
00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:29,829
Well, I can do
fire engine hands.
388
00:17:30,768 --> 00:17:33,063
Are you done
with these cups?
389
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:38,199
This is my new
busboy, Ted.
390
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:40,700
I- I realized that it
would be better for me
391
00:17:40,772 --> 00:17:42,768
if I just hired a
full-time busboy.
392
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,001
I- I-I don't have
what it takes.
393
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,771
But it's okay, because I'm,
uh, still a good person.
394
00:17:53,077 --> 00:17:54,840
Can I have your fork?
395
00:17:56,312 --> 00:17:58,174
I'm still eating.
396
00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:00,776
I'll wait.
397
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,444
Help!
398
00:18:05,449 --> 00:18:07,679
Help!
399
00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:10,313
We're stuck on a roof!
400
00:18:10,451 --> 00:18:11,848
How do you like it now?
401
00:18:11,953 --> 00:18:14,114
You're stuck up here too,
Jackass.
402
00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:18,217
And it's my fault. I'm stuck
up here on my own terms.
403
00:18:19,522 --> 00:18:22,018
Hey, there's, uh,
Emma and Wanda.
404
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,152
This colouring book
is taking forever.
405
00:18:24,258 --> 00:18:25,954
I want you to write it.
406
00:18:26,058 --> 00:18:27,554
No, not again.
407
00:18:27,626 --> 00:18:29,522
I mean, full plate.
408
00:18:29,627 --> 00:18:30,890
Full plate.
409
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,757
If you're too lazy to do it,
just say so.
410
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:38,259
Are Oscar and Davis stuck
up on the roof again?
411
00:18:38,364 --> 00:18:39,793
Is who stuck on the what?
412
00:18:39,899 --> 00:18:42,661
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
413
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:45,095
These books are a disaster.
414
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,530
First they make sense, but then
they getet sloppier and sloppier.
415
00:18:48,602 --> 00:18:51,866
And there's some gibberish
about a bicycle.
416
00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:53,198
Wanda.
417
00:18:53,271 --> 00:18:54,600
My name's Steve.
418
00:18:54,705 --> 00:18:57,234
I sort of hired him
for a lark.
419
00:18:57,305 --> 00:18:59,201
You're fired.
420
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,769
Can I have a FudgeePuffy?
421
00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:03,637
FudgeePuffies
are for closers.
422
00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:09,773
It's pretty good.
423
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:12,207
It gets a little weird
where it goes off
424
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,909
into the cost breakdown
of bike accidents
425
00:19:15,013 --> 00:19:17,676
over the last fiscal year,
but somehow it works.
426
00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:19,811
Ah, I like to
push the envelope.
427
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,512
I'm an envelope pusher.
428
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,112
What the hell is this?
429
00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:25,881
What are ya talkin' about?
It's Percy Pedals.
430
00:19:25,952 --> 00:19:27,214
A rollicking opus?
431
00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:29,749
Yeah. But all the bike
information is wrong.
432
00:19:29,854 --> 00:19:32,683
When you come to a four-way
stop, you're not allowed
433
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,317
to just slow down a bit
and go through.
434
00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:39,653
That needed to happen to set up
the subplot with the stepfather.
435
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,821
And this fire engine
is scary.
436
00:19:41,893 --> 00:19:44,021
He represents death.
Hello?
437
00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:46,789
Ah, that explains
the black wings.
438
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:49,056
I'm sorry, I can't print this.
439
00:19:49,129 --> 00:19:52,526
But-bubut it's so organic
and, uh, opus-y.
440
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:54,627
And wrong.
441
00:19:54,732 --> 00:19:57,027
All the work for nothin'.
442
00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:58,495
Oh, well.
443
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:01,229
It wasn't that much work.
444
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,597
I gotta go lie down.
445
00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:08,499
Check out Lazy.
446
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:14,602
So they can just sew
fingers back on, huh?
447
00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:16,303
Do you have
feeling in them?
448
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,337
I'm in constant pain.
449
00:20:18,442 --> 00:20:19,571
Aa-ah!
450
00:20:19,643 --> 00:20:21,071
Oh, sorry.
451
00:20:21,076 --> 00:20:23,007
Nice to have you back.
452
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:25,240
Llama farming.
453
00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:28,475
Man, life is too short for
that kinda high pressure gig.
454
00:20:28,613 --> 00:20:29,876
Born again Virgo.
455
00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:32,644
Now don't dismiss
being a busboy.
456
00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:36,045
It takes strength,
foresight, balance...
457
00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:40,113
Fingers?
458
00:20:40,184 --> 00:20:42,916
Maybe I should just
get paper plates.
459
00:20:42,987 --> 00:20:46,149
This is ridiculous. Come down.
460
00:20:46,254 --> 00:20:47,984
No. It's a protest.
461
00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:51,385
You wouldn't let us come down
when we wanted to come down.
462
00:20:51,456 --> 00:20:54,520
So now we're not comin'
down until you apologize.
463
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,254
Wecan wait all day.
464
00:20:57,259 --> 00:21:00,122
Wehave sandwiches.
465
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,456
I hope you have a lot.
466
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,025
Some nerve.
467
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,526
Yeah. Ignoring our
cries for help,
468
00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:09,426
when we're trying
to get roofing done.
469
00:21:09,498 --> 00:21:11,028
Yeah.
470
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:17,230
I guess one of these days we
should get a start on that, huh?
471
00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:19,598
It's hard to
make the time.
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