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Whoa!
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That is perfect!
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That is the exact yellow
I want to paint my Cutlass.
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It's not canary, it's not lemon,
it's like a dusty mustard,
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or heat, like a Dijon canola.
Is that a colour?
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Don't know.
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Anyway, mind if I grab
a quick picture?
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Is that Polaroid camera?
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This? I wish.
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No, it's a Snapmaster,
kind of knock-off.
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Got it for my 13th birthday.
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Do you ever think
of upgrading?
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How do you mean?
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Getting a more modern camera,
maybe digital.
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I don't know.
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This takes pictures,
it takes good pictures.
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I'm not a slave to some
consumer treadmill.
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Do they even make film
for that?
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No, a little bird carves
a picture with his beak.
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I wouldn't be surprised.
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Yeah, well, at least I don't
drive a stupid yellow car.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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That guy out there
made fun of my camera.
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So you stole
his carburetor?
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This is my camera.
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Oh. Of course it is.
And she's a beauty.
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It works fine, takes pictures.
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That's what it's supposed
to do, isn't it?
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Exactly.
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And if it comes with a
matching thermos, even better.
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Matching thermos. Nice.
You got any more wisecracks?
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Yeah. How much gunpowder do you
put the flash tray?
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Hilarious. Any more?
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If you took my picture, would
I come out wearing a bonnet?
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Are you done?
If you point that at...
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You're done.
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That crazy old bird
next door has trolls.
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What do you mean trolls?
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There's trolls
on her lawn.
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First that stupid flamingo
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and then the frog with the
butterfly in his mouth.
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Oh, the lawn ornaments.
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I thought you meant
she was possessed or something.
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They're all over the place,
swans and donkeys
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and castles and gnomes
and now trolls.
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It's like a stupid circus.
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Gnomes and trolls, that
would be a good circus.
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Why can't we have
normal neighbours?
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Because you always
frighten them away.
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I have to do somethin'
about this.
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Promise me it'll be
something stupid.
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Hey, you're from Toronto.
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That's right.
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Could you mention that
every time you see me?
Answer me this.
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How can Toronto be
the capital of Canada
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when it's way out east?
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Shouldn't the capital of Canada
be in the middle of Canada,
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like Winnipeg, or, uh,
well, one of those ones?
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How can you live in this country
and not know that Ottawa
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is the capital of Canada?
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A lot of people
don't know that.
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Did you know that?
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Oh, yeah, I know that.
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Yeah, me too.
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I just forgot.
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And I don't focus on
a lotta city stuff.
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Hank, you can't just
walk around being ignorant
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to half the country.
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What's the best herbicide
to protect a field of barley?
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I don't know.
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Off?
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See? Half the country's plenty.
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So where you gonna
go on your holidays?
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Las Vegas.
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Ah, Sin City.
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What?
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It's called Sin City.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do some gamblin',
maybe see some shows.
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What are you gonna play?
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Cards, I guess.
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Then see Blue Man Group
or Barry Manilow.
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What about the slots
or roulette?
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Or Cirque du Soleil.
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And of course you have
to see Celine.
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Okay, I'm going
just to see shows.
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You don't know how
to gamble, do you?
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Ah, I never learned.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll teach you.
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Six is 11. Ten is 21.
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You learning?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hard to believe I never
got into this.
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Hey, Paul. What ya doin'?
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Hookin' up the new trivia game.
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Trivia?
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Yeah, Trivia Zone.
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Questions come up,
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you compete against other
people in other bars.
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Davis doesn't like games.
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I like trivia.
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Boy, my camera sure took
an emotional beating today.
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Poor thing.
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Everybody's teasing it
because it's not digital.
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You figure they're teasing
the camera, not you?
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Tease me, tease my camera.
We're a team.
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You should get a new one,
stay current,
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stay on top of the trend.
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That's how you
stay in the now.
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In the now?
We're eating tuna casserole.
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It's retro. Retro's trendy.
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Ah.
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I'm not gettin'
a new camera
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just for the sake of
gettin' a new camera.
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This thing works fine.
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Damn right. Glad to hear you
talkin' some sense for once.
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Wow, I must be way
off base on this.
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What time is it?
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Here or in Toronto?
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Huh?
It's five to 2:00.
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Are you waitin'
for somethin'?
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Paul said he'd have the
trivia game hooked up by 2:00.
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They're gonna have
trivia at the bar?
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Yeah, Trivia Zone.
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Wow.
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I hope they don't ask any
questions about capital cities.
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Why is that?
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Oh. Very hilarious.
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I hope they don't ask any
questions about barley.
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Oh, an afternoon of
barley questions.
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Boy, am I missin' out.
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You don't have to.
We could be a team.
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No.
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Yeah, sure.
It's a-it's a natural.
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With your knowledge
of city stuff
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and my knowledge of not city
stuff, we know all stuff.
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"We know all stuff. "
Wow, that does sound impressive.
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But I'm just not really
drawn to an afternoon
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of drinkin' beer
and staring at a TV.
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They got prizes.
Like what?
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Beer and a TV.
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Sometimes I feel like
we don't connect.
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Well, there's other prizes.
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Like any team that answers
ten questions in row
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gets a t-shirt that
says "Perfect 10."
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What colours?
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Where you going now?
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Somebody's gotta keep an eye
on that fruitcake next door.
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Why don't you go undercover
and pretend to rake leaves?
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Good thinking.
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While you're pretending
to rake the leaves,
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why don't you rake the leaves?
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Hah!
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HALA?
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Our team name is HALA?
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Yeah. H-A from Hank
and L-A from Lacey.
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It's pretty clever, huh?
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Well, I think LAHA
would sound better.
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No, too many H's.
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Psheah!
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This ends now!
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What does, Oscar?
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Oh!
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Say cheese.
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Oh, hang on a sec.
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Okay, say cheese.
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That's stupid.
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Okay, here we go.
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Say cheese.
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Did the flash go?
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Yes. We're all seein' spots.
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I bought this digital camera,
but I can't figure it out.
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I think it might be busted.
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Let me try.
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Yeah, well, I haven't read the
manual all the way through yet.
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You threw it away,
didn't you?
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It was in French.
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Well, I bet the other
side was in English.
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Couldn't tell.
It was upside down.
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Just play your
trivia thing.
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Game's startin'.
Stay frosty.
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You stole a gnome?
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I was just kidding when
I said do something stupid.
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I didn't steal it,
I borrowed it.
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Neighbours borrow stuff
from neighbours all the time.
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I was just being neighbourly.
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Pretend we're not home!
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I know you took my gnome.
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You're not fooling anyone.
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Get down! She'll hear you!
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Are you six yes old?
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I'm giving it back to her.
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No, don't!
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Oh, hi, Helen.
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Never mind "Hi, Helen. "
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You and your crazy husband stole
one of my lawn ornaments.
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And if you two petty thieves
don't give it back this second,
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I'm calling the police.
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Yeah?
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Well, we don't have
your stupid elf.
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So get off my property,
ya nutcase.
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Call me a thief!
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Poker?
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This place gets more
like a saloon every day.
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Ah, I'm just teaching
Davis how to play.
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He seems riveted.
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What's with these ones?
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I had to simulate a live
casino environment.
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It's educational.
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Ooh, almost. So close.
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Ah, next time.
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So what's that, tuition?
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00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:13,423
Okay, Davis, this game
is called Red Dog.
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Ah, yeah, Hedgehog. Gotcha.
Ah, I bet a dollar.
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I see you're on the edge
of a breakthrough.
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I'll leave you to it.
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If you're not gonna pay
attention,
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I'll put this
gambling stuff away.
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Karen, put this
gambling stuff away.
No!
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This physician is
best known for...
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Physicist,
not physician.
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00:10:32,571 --> 00:10:34,298
It's not a
spelling contest.
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Oh, B! It's B!
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Pick B!
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Oh.
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I was gonna pick C.
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Like when you said C last time?
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Aaaeeeaaa!
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You sure told that wing nut
a thing or two.
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I don't appreciate
being called a thief.
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She called me a thief too.
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You area thief.
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If she just called you a thief,
she and I'd be having tea.
240
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I'm no more a thief
than you are.
241
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We're in this together now.
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Whatever you say, Sundance.
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I didn't notice before.
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What?
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00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,583
This gnome looks like you.
246
00:11:17,687 --> 00:11:19,382
What?
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00:11:21,717 --> 00:11:23,710
It does not!
248
00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:25,773
It looks a lot like you.
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It looks nothing like me.
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Don't get too close to it.
251
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I can't tell which one
of you is talking.
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You get a new camera?
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Why? The old one
hurt your back?
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I'm just very
in the now.
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Say cheese.
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00:11:44,891 --> 00:11:46,052
Cheese.
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00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:48,215
What the...?
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I think you shut it off.
259
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:53,209
This thing is screwed. There's
something wrong with it.
260
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,836
There is something
wrong with it.
261
00:11:58,942 --> 00:12:01,234
It makes your head look huge.
262
00:12:01,339 --> 00:12:03,464
Oh, my mistake.
263
00:12:03,536 --> 00:12:06,062
Yeah? Two can play that game.
264
00:12:07,731 --> 00:12:09,026
Dammit!
265
00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:10,623
Hey, Wanda's here.
266
00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:13,321
We should get her on our team.
She knows everything.
267
00:12:13,425 --> 00:12:15,019
Nobody knows everything.
268
00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:16,783
What exactly
is a megapixel?
269
00:12:16,855 --> 00:12:18,748
It determines the
resolution of the image.
270
00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:20,945
What are the house odds
in roulette?
271
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,576
Straight up pays
out 35 to 1.
272
00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:24,507
But house odds increase
with double-zero bets.
273
00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:26,206
What's the capital of Canada?
274
00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:28,004
Ask a nine year old.
275
00:12:28,109 --> 00:12:29,668
See?
276
00:12:30,073 --> 00:12:31,966
Oscar,
277
00:12:32,038 --> 00:12:34,063
I was thinking.
278
00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:36,362
Maybe we should...
279
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:38,459
Wait.
280
00:12:38,529 --> 00:12:40,157
What the...?
281
00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:42,587
Oh, I'm sorry, Oscar.
282
00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,818
I thought that was you.
My mistake.
283
00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:46,383
You're a riot.
284
00:12:46,487 --> 00:12:49,213
That thing can go to bed
with you instead of me.
285
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,345
Instead of it going
to bed with you?
286
00:12:51,449 --> 00:12:55,341
It can go to bed with ya instead
of me going to bed with ya.
287
00:12:55,444 --> 00:12:57,904
So you're sleeping down here?
You wish.
288
00:12:57,976 --> 00:12:59,401
I'm sleeping in our bed.
289
00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:02,798
That thing can sleep down here,
I mean staydown here.
290
00:13:02,903 --> 00:13:04,064
Oh.
291
00:13:10,961 --> 00:13:12,720
Welcome on board, Wanda.
292
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,618
Welcome to Team HALA.
293
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,016
Thanks.
294
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,513
Oh, and it's team WAHALA now.
295
00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:19,946
Right?
296
00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:22,009
Yeah. WAHALA?
297
00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:26,637
I see. Well, there you go.
298
00:13:26,742 --> 00:13:28,735
WA comes before LA now?
299
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,898
Look, if I could change things,
I'd put LA before WA,
300
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:34,528
even before HA. But I can't.
301
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:39,923
We, as HA and LA, promised WA,
and that was part of the deal.
302
00:13:39,928 --> 00:13:41,454
Part?
303
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:46,216
On second thought,
I will have the gravy.
304
00:13:46,221 --> 00:13:48,846
We're also buyin'
her supper.
305
00:13:50,782 --> 00:13:53,707
Hey, I thought Paul didn't
want you gambling in here.
306
00:13:53,712 --> 00:13:57,104
I guess you wouldn't want me
to show him the evidence!
307
00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:02,930
There. A good, clear digital
shot of you gambling.
308
00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:05,128
Ooh, excellent megapixel
on that one.
309
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,059
You don't even have
the shutter open.
310
00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:09,289
There's a shutter?
311
00:14:11,992 --> 00:14:13,285
Gimme that!
312
00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,382
Should you and Davis
both be in here?
313
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,980
Is that the way to keep
the streets safe?
314
00:14:18,085 --> 00:14:19,378
It's Dog River.
315
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,976
What are the odds of
a crime going down?
316
00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:23,707
I guess you're right.
317
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,670
No, seriously, what are the
odds? I'll give you 8 to 1.
318
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:30,932
The original title of this
Beatles song was Scrambled Eggs.
319
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,330
Satisfaction!
320
00:14:32,435 --> 00:14:35,094
That's not even...
Wanda, do you know it?
321
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,491
That's an easy one.
Do you know it?
322
00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:38,857
eryone knows it.
323
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,721
Do you know it?
324
00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:44,916
Well, legend has it that
Paul McCartney fell out of bed
325
00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:46,647
in the middle of the night.
326
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:50,410
Now, interestingly,
Paul McCartney's bedroom...
327
00:14:52,346 --> 00:14:55,938
And zero. Zero was our
score on that one.
328
00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:57,602
Good work, WA.
329
00:14:57,674 --> 00:14:58,601
It's done?
330
00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,100
Yeah.
331
00:15:00,205 --> 00:15:02,230
Your stories, while
fascinating and educational,
332
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,360
aren't really helpful
to the game,
333
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:06,325
or fascinating.
334
00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:09,123
We need speed, A, B, C,
bang, bang, bang!
335
00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:11,686
Well, why didn't you say so?
I'm sorry.
336
00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:13,350
I'll give the answer
right away.
337
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:15,116
That'd be great.
338
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:18,046
I'll tell my fascinating
stories aftereach question.
339
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,408
Or save them all for the end,
after I've gone home.
340
00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:38,989
Where did I put
my sandwich?
341
00:15:39,094 --> 00:15:40,520
Oh, there it is.
342
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,053
That's your sandwich?
343
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,115
Yeah, I put it there when
I went to get my milk.
344
00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:48,412
You didn't think Gnome Oscar
made himself a sandwich?
345
00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:50,110
Don't be ridiculous.
346
00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:51,875
And don't call it Gnome Oscar.
347
00:15:51,946 --> 00:15:54,471
We have to avoid confusion.
348
00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:57,069
I will call you Flesh Oscar.
349
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:08,389
Okay, here we go,
eyes on the screen. Let's go.
350
00:16:08,494 --> 00:16:10,520
And remember, quick is the key.
351
00:16:10,592 --> 00:16:12,218
Everyone, heh.
352
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:16,114
This is regarded as the first
language based on phonetics.
353
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,212
Wanda?
354
00:16:17,217 --> 00:16:18,877
Well, it's kind of ambiguous.
355
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:20,142
Quick, quick, quick!
356
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,807
They're asking two questions
at once.
357
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:22,940
Bang, bang, bang!
358
00:16:22,945 --> 00:16:25,169
Do they mean written or spoken?
359
00:16:25,174 --> 00:16:28,466
Phonetics is a written
application of spoken sounds.
360
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,496
I know thatsound.
361
00:16:31,568 --> 00:16:33,095
That's great.
362
00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:35,658
Maybe I should just write
"Perfect 10" on this shirt
363
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,057
with magic marker.
364
00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:38,622
You're not gettin'
your gravy.
365
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,386
Hold the gravy!
366
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,149
I'm starting to get the feeling
that I'm not wanted.
367
00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:46,946
And making me sit over here
makes me feel even less wanted.
368
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:51,107
Oh. And it's HALA again, is it?
369
00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:52,872
Real nice!
370
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,269
Are you a free
agent again?
371
00:16:55,374 --> 00:16:58,799
Well, I'm on the market,
but I wouldn't say I'm free.
372
00:17:00,535 --> 00:17:03,126
Fries and gravy over here!
373
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,290
What's our team name gonna be?
374
00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:09,087
We'll take some letters
from the start of my name
375
00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,019
and the start of your name.
376
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,417
Good idea.
377
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:13,782
Hey!
378
00:17:13,853 --> 00:17:15,680
WA for Wanda,
DA for Davis.
379
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:17,078
Yeah, but that
looks like...
380
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:19,075
Walk it off, man.
Trivia's on.
381
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:21,340
WANDA?
Has she gone solo?
382
00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:23,238
She's sitting with Davis.
383
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,236
Good luck, Davavis.
384
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:28,932
With her on your team,
you might get an answer
in by next harvest.
385
00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:32,427
Harvest is the time of
year when the farmers
386
00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:34,392
bring in the crops.
387
00:17:34,397 --> 00:17:35,891
Thanks for the heads up.
388
00:17:35,995 --> 00:17:37,888
Next question.
In World War II...
389
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,684
Wanda got it?
390
00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:45,280
Now she answers fast?
391
00:17:52,343 --> 00:17:54,869
Don't be such a pouty baby.
392
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,967
There's enough of me
for both of you.
393
00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:58,999
This thing's goin' back.
394
00:17:59,004 --> 00:18:02,227
How do I know it's the
real you that comes back?
395
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,358
We need a secret signal.
396
00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,923
Have you guys seen
a camera manual,
397
00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:08,887
half French,
half upside down?
398
00:18:08,992 --> 00:18:11,817
Your mother thinks this gnome
looks like me.
399
00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:13,781
I don't think so.
See?
400
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,144
But you look
like that gnome.
401
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,444
Stop being smart!
402
00:18:17,516 --> 00:18:19,941
Cool trick, Dad.
I didn't see your lips move.
403
00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:21,739
That's not me! I'm me!
404
00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:23,936
Okay, you're startin'
to freak me out.
405
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,667
Aaah!
406
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,531
Hey, where did
you get the gnome?
407
00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:30,662
Which one?
408
00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:34,525
And while tail gunners and
bomber pilots would often
409
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:39,352
register more kills, they aren't
technically fighter pilots.
410
00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:41,317
So, the answer is B.
411
00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:44,646
Good. 'Cause that's
what I picked.
412
00:18:44,718 --> 00:18:46,311
Before all my facts?
413
00:18:46,382 --> 00:18:48,875
I'm a cop. I go with my gut.
414
00:18:48,947 --> 00:18:51,206
You can't go with
your gut every time.
415
00:18:51,311 --> 00:18:53,203
Hey, hey, hey!
416
00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:54,635
Right again.
417
00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:56,600
Geez, your gut's on a roll.
418
00:18:56,672 --> 00:18:59,297
WAN-DA, WAN-DA, WAN-DA,
WAN-DA, WAN-DA, WAN-DA...
419
00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:01,694
Wanda?
420
00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:03,525
No, no, that's WAN- DAY.
421
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:07,054
You see, the DA is from
Davis, as in Day-vis, Day...
422
00:19:07,159 --> 00:19:10,050
and so it would be
WAN- DAY, WAN-DAY...
423
00:19:10,155 --> 00:19:12,848
WAN-DA, WAN-DA, WAN-DA,
WAN-DA, WAN-DA, WAN-DA,
424
00:19:12,853 --> 00:19:15,179
WAN-DA, WAN-DA!
425
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:24,301
Flesh Oscar, is that you?
426
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:26,299
Yeah, it's me. Well, us.
427
00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:27,398
Us?
428
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,563
Meet Gnome Oscar's lawn buddy.
429
00:19:29,634 --> 00:19:31,593
She was standin'
right beside him.
430
00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:34,223
I call her Quiet Emma.
431
00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:35,954
Oh, no, wait.
432
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:38,186
Perfect Emma.
433
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,045
Oh, we won't be keeping that.
434
00:19:46,048 --> 00:19:48,940
So are you looking forward
to your trip to Vegas?
435
00:19:49,045 --> 00:19:50,339
Oh, yeah.
436
00:19:50,444 --> 00:19:52,103
It's gonna be good.
437
00:19:52,175 --> 00:19:55,033
In fact, you might say
it's gonna be...
438
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,398
perfect.
439
00:19:57,503 --> 00:19:59,129
I want that shirt.
440
00:19:59,234 --> 00:20:00,628
Sorry, Lacey.
441
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:04,523
I guess you were
on the wrong team.
442
00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:07,153
Nice shirt, Wanda.
443
00:20:07,258 --> 00:20:10,783
It's WAN- DAY, WANDAY.
444
00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:13,646
WANDAY, all right, WANDAY!
445
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,772
Say cheese!
446
00:20:22,141 --> 00:20:23,502
Aah!
447
00:20:23,574 --> 00:20:25,500
I see you're back
to the Crapmaster.
448
00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:27,131
Snapmaster.
449
00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:29,729
Yeah, it's got a nice
picture-taking feature I enjoy.
450
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,426
You shoulda stuck
with the digital.
451
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,124
Instant pictures,
no processing.
452
00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:35,854
This thing's been takin'
instant pictures since 1973.
453
00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:38,917
Yeah. But with digital, you can
send your pictures to someone,
454
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,681
share 'em instantly, you know,
for a laugh or two.
455
00:20:41,786 --> 00:20:43,446
Hey, Wanda. Yeah?
456
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,110
Heads up.
457
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,072
Well,, that's tt, then.
458
00:20:50,077 --> 00:20:52,036
Wait, I thought you
sold that thing.
459
00:20:52,141 --> 00:20:54,865
I did. I just had
to buy it back
460
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,197
Oh. Who did you sell
it to, anyway?
461
00:20:57,269 --> 00:20:59,062
Are these Polaroid pictures?
462
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:02,391
No. It's just some
cheap knock-off.
463
00:21:02,463 --> 00:21:04,122
But pictures don't lie.
464
00:21:04,194 --> 00:21:06,553
That's trespassing.
465
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:07,985
Well, what do you know.
466
00:21:08,057 --> 00:21:10,416
It looks like there
was a crime yesterday.
467
00:21:10,487 --> 00:21:13,413
And I brought
more evidence.
468
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,370
Creepy.
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