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A little help, please?
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Am I that weak?
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It has nothing to do with
strength. It's all technique.
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Oh, I just have these skinny
little arms.
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No, it's physics and leverage.
It's like arm wrestling.
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I've beaten guys twice my size,
I've been beaten by little guys.
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Doesn't matter how big
or skinny your arms are.
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Really?
Yeah. Here, I'll show you.
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Okay, well, if your arms
are that skinny,
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it does matter.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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What are you gonna do with
a front-end loader?
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What, are you kidding me?
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I'm going to load things,
from the front end.
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You don't know how
it works, do you?
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I appreciate the
basic concept.
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It can be used for unloading
things, for example.
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Hey, remember when were
kids we had that tree house?
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Yeah. It was a great tree house.
I wonder if it's still standing.
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Sure it is.
How do you know?
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That tree house was such
a big part of our childhood,
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if it had fallen down,
part of me would just know it.
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Plus I can see it
right over there.
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I'm worried about that guy.
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Yeah, bacon andsausage.
That's a lot of cholesterol.
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No.
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I'm worried he might
skip out on his bill.
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He finished like an hour ago,
but he keeps ordering coffee.
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Don't worry.
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You've got a police
professional right here.
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I'll monitor the situation.
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There's a situation?
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We're worried that guy
might dine and dash.
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What guy?
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Police! Freeze!
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Good work, Starsky!
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Stop that guy!
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Aaah-oww-oww!
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This is the guy you meant,
right?
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It's great to see you
again, Peg, just great.
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Oh, I don't get out to
Saskatchewan much anymore.
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But you have to make an
exception when you get
new grandkids.
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Oh, what a cutie.
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She'll break hearts.
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For the fifth time,
it's a boy.
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Big hands, looks strong.
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Well, I gotta get
back to the madhouse.
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A new baby, and the hot
water heater's broken.
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Oh. I can fix that for ya.
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Really?
Sure.
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You might want to hire a pro.
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The last thing Oscar fixed
was breakfast,
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and he broke the toaster.
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And we weren't
even having toast.
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Nonsense.
It would be wonderful
to have a man around.
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Tomorrow afternoon?
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Great. I'll be there
with bells on.
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Bells are nice.
Bring your tools too.
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I'll see myself out.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that Peg, what a great gal.
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Isn't she great?
Seeing her again was just...
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Great. Was it great?
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Yeah.
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Ugly baby, though.
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I coulda swore that tree
was bigger.
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Yeah, it's just kind of a bush.
This is like a bush house.
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Looks good, though.
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Yeah, when I build somethin',
it stays built.
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I built it.
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I built the rope ladder.
It's still there.
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It's chain now.
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Have you been secretly
comin' here doin' renos?
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I don't think so.
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Maybe I was sleepwalkin'.
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Hey, get away from
our tree house!
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Hey.
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Hey, kids.
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Are you using this
tree house now?
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That's our tree house.
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Oh, sure.
It just used to be ours.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, well, we just
came by to see it.
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Well, now you saw it.
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Hey, there's comics up here.
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Don't pay any attention
to him. He sleepwalks.
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That was amazing, the way
you took that guy down.
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Nothing to it, really.
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I know, it's not strength.
It's leverage and physics.
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No, it's strength.
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And teamwork.
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She took out the bad guy, you
polished a car with your pants.
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I put him in the cruiser
afterwards.
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That was kung fu, wasn't it?
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Where did you learn to kung fu?
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It's very difficult.
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You have to make sure
he doesn't bump his head.
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You're my hero.
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I wish I could kung fu
like that.
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It's just basic self defence.
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And kung fu isn't a verb.
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Once he's in the back of the
cruiser, he's neutralized.
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Neutralized?
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You take the stun gun to him?
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No. There's a special latch.
He can't get out.
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Could you teach me to kung fu?
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It's not a verb, but
I could show you a few moves.
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I could.
You can kung fu too?
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I could get out of the cop car.
You could not.
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I'm gonna learn to kung fu.
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Does she know what verb means?
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Wanda thinks she can
get outta the cop car.
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Unless I bump my head.
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Don't laugh. It happens.
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Cute kids.
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A little bossy.
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It's great someone's still
using that tree house.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Although, a chain ladder?
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I don't know if that's
as good as rope ladder.
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No.
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I mean links could rust,
links could hurt your fingers.
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Leave link marks.
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They were kinda bossy,
weren't they?
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Little punks.
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All right kids, it time
you got out of our tree house.
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Well, I don't think so.
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You're comin' down
one way or another!
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All right, let's not
get confrontational.
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Now, listen...
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Ow!
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Was that pellet gun?
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You coulda shot my eye out!
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Yes, that is a risk.
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All right, Hank.
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It's time to get
confrontational.
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Hank?
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All right, at this point
I'm gonna be running.
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But don't mistake this
for a victory.
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He's just my ride, is all.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Okay, come at me.
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What?
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Karen taught me
a kung fu move.
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Just-just swoop
your arm at me.
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If I was gonna attack ya,
I'd sneak up on ya.
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No, no. You gotta
attack me a certain way,
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'cause I only know one move.
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I don't swoop. Idiots swoop.
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I see. Isn't that a BLT?
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And here I thought Emma
didn't want ya eatin' bacon.
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All right, all right.
I'm swoopin'.
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Oh. Okay...
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So you got your
black belt yet?
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You did it wrong.
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Hey, idiot.
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I thought I told you to
clean out the car trunk.
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Who put this sandwich here?
I can't eat this.
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Trunk, go.
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So, Emma, everything
all right?
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Why? Because I don't have a
stupid smile pasted on my face
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24 hours a day, like a moron?
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Well, as long as
everything's good.
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You won't be able to get out.
There's a special latch.
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Yeah?
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Well, I'm smarter than
the average... Ah-aaah!
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See? It happens.
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I'll come back before
you run out of air.
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Bring some ice.
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Hey, what's that,
snow chains?
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They're old.
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You want 'em?
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All right!
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Hey, Wanda, look what I scored,
free chain.
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Cool. Where did ya get 'em?
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Well, Oscar was... Hey.
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I told you, I wanted ice.
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Well, that was kind
of embarrassing.
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No one needs
to know, rightThat's right.
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We never talk
about this again.
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That was no fair.
They had a gun.
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We coulda lost an eye.
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Then no more fun and games.
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Except for pirates.
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A lot of pirates
have just one eye
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and they have lotsa
fun and games.
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We should go back to the
not talkin' about this.
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Right, yeah.
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That was our tree
house, Brent. True.
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We built it of our
own flesh and blood.
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Not true, but I follow ya.
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We can get it back. To...
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To defeat a child, you
gotta think like a child.
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You are uniquely qualified.
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I have a plan.
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Get outta here!
Get outta here!
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Your plan sucked!
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Shoulda used cabbages!
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Oh.
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If you're worried about
things with Oscar,
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you shouldn't put out
negative energy.
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Subtext is very important
in a relationship.
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I'm sorry.
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You've been married how long?
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I'm just sayin, you should
try a little romance.
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A little goes a long way.
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Believe me,
there's only a little
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and it's been a long way.
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Okay.
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Oooh!
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Thanks for cleaning
out the trunk.
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Just for that, I'll make
a special dinner tonight.
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Hot dog!
221
00:11:02,002 --> 00:11:04,727
Thanks again for
the invite, Oscar.
222
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,524
The more the merrier.
223
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Pass the carrots.
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00:11:16,019 --> 00:11:17,578
Come on,
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swoop at me.
226
00:11:19,148 --> 00:11:23,872
No. I have to watch Wanda
not get out of the car.
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She's not doin' anything.
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She can't. There's a latch.
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Come on, swoop.
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Is this gonna hurt?
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No.
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You were right about
it not hurting.
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Oh, this kung fu bites.
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I think you need
to hook his elbow.
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Yeah?
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00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,737
Okay, let's
try this again.
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Get back in.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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I think we're
overlooking somethin'
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in this whole
tree house battle.
242
00:12:06,596 --> 00:12:08,556
Yeah, the fact
that we're not 11.
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No.
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00:12:10,225 --> 00:12:12,652
What's the one super power that
adults have that kids don't?
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00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:14,017
Laser eyes?
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00:12:14,121 --> 00:12:16,180
Money. Money's power, Brent.
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00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:19,944
Oh. Is this where you try to
borrow some power off me?
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No.
249
00:12:21,179 --> 00:12:22,773
No, no.
250
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,769
Can I borrow 20 bucks
for an unrelated thing?
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If you're gonna bribe 6 kids,
252
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you better make it 30.
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Good point.
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00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:34,960
Watch the store, Houdini.
Yeah.
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00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,057
Please.
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00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:38,189
Do it again.
257
00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:39,988
Come on, double
or nothing.
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Double or nothing what?
We're not betting anything.
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00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:44,582
I thought it was
just an expression.
260
00:12:47,651 --> 00:12:50,942
When are you going to
stop moving the spoons?
261
00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:52,207
What?
262
00:12:52,346 --> 00:12:55,137
The big spoons go in the space
for the big spoons
263
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,768
and the little spoons
go in the little spoons space.
264
00:12:57,874 --> 00:12:59,666
Can you handle that?
265
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,096
I didn't know we had
a spoon drawer.
266
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,094
Just stop it!
Stop moving spoons!
267
00:13:04,199 --> 00:13:07,090
You're not really upset
about spoons.
268
00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:09,987
What's eatin' ya?
Is this about the salad forks?
269
00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:12,185
You want to know why I'm upset?
270
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,316
Peggy, that's why I'm upset.
271
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:16,247
She did somethin' to our spoons?
272
00:13:16,252 --> 00:13:17,746
You're a married man, Oscar!
273
00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:19,710
Aw, don't be ridiculous!
274
00:13:19,782 --> 00:13:22,674
I'm just goin' over there
to fix her pipes.
275
00:13:22,779 --> 00:13:24,705
Oh, come on! She's a grandma!
276
00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:26,670
She's a two years
younger than you.
277
00:13:26,808 --> 00:13:29,366
Yeah. But I'm not gonna
hit on a grandma.
278
00:13:29,472 --> 00:13:30,631
Eew!
279
00:13:30,736 --> 00:13:32,896
You just watch yourself!
280
00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:36,125
And respect the spoon system!
281
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,190
You move spoons too.
282
00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:40,221
I've seen ya do it!
283
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,648
Okay, 47.50.
That's our final offer.
284
00:13:46,719 --> 00:13:48,512
Interesting.
285
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:52,108
I'll run it past my people.
286
00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:54,238
We await your decision.
287
00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:59,499
No more of your stupid plans.
Time for my stupid plan.
288
00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:16,114
Ah, yeah, that's right!
Get your own tree house!
289
00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:20,443
Did you see the look
on their faces?
290
00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:21,941
Oh, yeah.
291
00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:24,472
Actually, no, I didn't,
because the bucket was up.
292
00:14:24,544 --> 00:14:26,504
Yeah, me neither.
293
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,634
But I bet they were
all like, "Aaaaaagh!"
294
00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:30,232
Yeah, really. "Aaaaaah!"
295
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,894
Keep runnin'!
296
00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:36,958
Thank you for doing this.
297
00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,656
My pleasure.
298
00:14:41,158 --> 00:14:42,984
You remember Little Brent?
299
00:14:45,421 --> 00:14:47,613
Hasn't changed a bit.
300
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:52,575
You say you can kung fu,
but your kung fu
301
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,571
doesn't have much
kung fu to it.
302
00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:57,769
Your kung fu sucks.
303
00:14:57,774 --> 00:14:59,667
I can kung fu.
304
00:14:59,739 --> 00:15:02,464
I bet you can't do handcuffs.
305
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,894
Bet what?
306
00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:06,293
Nothin'. It's just
an expression.
307
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,024
I read up on this stuff.
308
00:15:08,096 --> 00:15:10,421
I know how to get out
of handcuffs.
309
00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:13,185
You get outta these
and we're even.
310
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,350
How are we not even now?
311
00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,913
Ow!
312
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,811
She swooped at me!
313
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:24,838
It should be comin'
out hot soon.
314
00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:27,569
Oh, thanks for doing this.
Oh, my pleasure.
315
00:15:27,641 --> 00:15:29,600
We go back a long way.
316
00:15:29,605 --> 00:15:31,731
Oh, we've had
some good times.
317
00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:32,730
Yeah.
318
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,795
They don't have to
all be behind us.
319
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:36,793
What?Come on, Oscar.
320
00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:39,790
You didn't really come over
just to fix a water heater.
321
00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:43,352
I did. I really came over to fix
it. It should be fixed.
322
00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:45,749
Please, let me fix
the water heater.
323
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,313
Come on, Oscar.
It'll be hot soon.
324
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,476
We could make it
hot right now.
325
00:15:55,809 --> 00:15:56,936
Hey.
326
00:15:57,007 --> 00:15:59,634
Thanks for the
relationship advice.
327
00:15:59,738 --> 00:16:00,798
Aw.
328
00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:02,398
Emma had a romantic
dinner with Oscar.
329
00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:05,260
Oh. How did it go?
Oh, it was great.
330
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,857
Bottle of red wine,
scented candles...
331
00:16:07,928 --> 00:16:09,223
Peggy.
332
00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:10,621
Peggy was there?
Who's Peggy?
333
00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,053
Why'd you invite Peggy?
334
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,550
I didn't invite her, Oscar did.
Who's Peggy?
335
00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:17,281
Why are you taking advice
from me? I'm not married.
336
00:16:17,386 --> 00:16:19,078
I'm not even in a relationship.
337
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:21,076
She's not even
on the market.
338
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,874
I'm on the market.
339
00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:24,872
I- I'm just not... yeah, aw.
What?
340
00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:28,302
I'm not really on
the market, am I?
341
00:16:28,374 --> 00:16:30,865
Oscar's over at her
place right now.
342
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,265
He's at her place?
343
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:35,561
You don't have to put up
with that. Lay down the law.
344
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:38,057
I will. I'm going over there
right now.
345
00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,755
Thanks, Karen.
346
00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:43,685
Who's Peggy?
347
00:16:45,886 --> 00:16:48,046
Come on, let's just go.
348
00:16:48,151 --> 00:16:50,611
I'm finishin' the comic.
Take it with ya.
349
00:16:50,682 --> 00:16:52,575
I can't just take their comic.
350
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,905
We took their tree house.
351
00:16:56,109 --> 00:16:57,470
Uh-oh.
352
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,467
My boys tell me we have
a little problem.
353
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:02,631
Maybe. No. Why?
What have you heard?
354
00:17:02,703 --> 00:17:05,027
They got kicked out
of their tree house.
355
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,925
Oh. It was a bit of a misunder...
356
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:10,589
Ah, no need to apologize.
Boys will be boys.
357
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,253
How old are your kids?
358
00:17:12,325 --> 00:17:14,651
My kids?
359
00:17:14,656 --> 00:17:15,982
Oh.
360
00:17:16,087 --> 00:17:18,812
Old enough to know better.
That's how old my kids are.
361
00:17:18,884 --> 00:17:21,909
Yeah. They don't listen.
362
00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,539
Wait a minute.
363
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,136
You're Brent from the
gas station, right?
364
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:30,100
I didn't know you had kids.
365
00:17:30,171 --> 00:17:32,231
Oh. Well, they're my nephews,
366
00:17:32,236 --> 00:17:34,095
my brother's nephews.
367
00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:36,792
Wouldn't your brother's
nephews be your kids?
368
00:17:36,864 --> 00:17:39,557
Well, not technically,
because I don't have a brother.
369
00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:41,787
I mean...
Okay, Brent, I'm done.
370
00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:44,950
That's Uncle Brent to you.
371
00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:52,209
We have a two-for-one on toilet
paper if you have the coupon.
372
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:54,274
No, no coupon.
373
00:17:55,111 --> 00:17:58,536
You didn't happen to see
a price on here, did ya?
374
00:17:58,641 --> 00:18:00,000
No.
375
00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:01,533
Oh.
376
00:18:14,456 --> 00:18:16,216
Is everything okay?
377
00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:17,947
Yeah. Why?
378
00:18:18,052 --> 00:18:19,546
Ah, I don't know.
379
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:21,210
You bought your
toilet paper.
380
00:18:21,315 --> 00:18:23,075
Now move on.
381
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,038
I don't suppose you want
to buy a hairpin
382
00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:28,336
or a small nail file?
383
00:18:33,035 --> 00:18:34,962
Well, feel free
to burst in.
384
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,527
Where is he?
385
00:18:36,631 --> 00:18:38,058
Who?
386
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:39,623
Oscar.
387
00:18:39,728 --> 00:18:41,021
Oscar?
388
00:18:41,093 --> 00:18:42,454
Oscar's not here.
389
00:18:42,525 --> 00:18:44,851
Then who's in the shower?
390
00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:50,743
You remember Marvin,
from high school?
391
00:18:50,815 --> 00:18:53,475
I sat behind you
in math class.
392
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,739
Oh, yeah.
393
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,932
Davis, can you take
these handcuffs off?
394
00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:04,429
Handcuffs got ya beat, eh?
395
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,027
I mean take them off...
396
00:19:06,132 --> 00:19:08,459
the table!
397
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:10,955
How did ya do that?
398
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,553
Ah, a good magician never
gives away her tricks.
399
00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:16,450
That's why everybody
hates magicians.
400
00:19:17,985 --> 00:19:19,380
Here's your keys back.
401
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:22,675
Okay, now live up to
your end of the deal.
402
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,140
Fine.
403
00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:26,072
Hey, Lacey.
404
00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:29,269
Learn any of that kung fu?
405
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,366
Could you show me some moves?
406
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,764
Well...
407
00:19:32,869 --> 00:19:34,463
All right.
408
00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:38,590
Swoop at me.
409
00:19:38,662 --> 00:19:40,290
Okay.
410
00:19:41,692 --> 00:19:42,953
Oh!
411
00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,651
I'm completely neutralized!
412
00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:47,082
Oh, I've never felt
so neutralized!
413
00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:49,047
Oh! You're crushing my...
414
00:19:49,152 --> 00:19:51,111
She's done now.
415
00:19:52,148 --> 00:19:54,774
Wow! It finally worked.
416
00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:58,170
My-my energy must be really
aligned or something today.
417
00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:00,035
This is even more impressive
418
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,033
than you escaping
from the cop car.
419
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,630
Too true.
420
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,295
Well.
421
00:20:08,064 --> 00:20:09,690
You gotta get
that latch fixed.
422
00:20:09,795 --> 00:20:11,489
I'm on it.
423
00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:15,284
Whoa. Drop it.
424
00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:23,476
After you're finished that,
we got some logs to move.
425
00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:25,638
All right. But then we're even.
426
00:20:25,744 --> 00:20:27,338
We'll see.
427
00:20:30,073 --> 00:20:33,796
See? I told ya we'd find a use
for this front-end loader.
428
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,429
Yeah.
429
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:38,126
When you're done there,
get your old uncle a drink.
430
00:20:47,154 --> 00:20:49,047
What's this?
431
00:20:49,151 --> 00:20:51,078
You were right about Peggy.
432
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,875
She was no good.
433
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:56,504
I just wanted to show ya that-
that I appreciate you.
434
00:20:56,609 --> 00:20:58,536
Oh, Oscar.
435
00:20:59,506 --> 00:21:01,000
Mmm.
436
00:21:02,503 --> 00:21:05,363
Aren't these the leftovers
from the dinner I made you?
437
00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:08,892
Yeah. Would you heat 'em up?
I think I broke the oven.
438
00:21:08,964 --> 00:21:10,556
You romantic.
439
00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:12,954
Hey, these candles
didn't light themselves.
440
00:21:13,059 --> 00:21:15,152
Oh.
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