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Good evening, Canada.
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I'd like to take this
opportunity to address
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the nation in regard to
some important issues.
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As you know, we live
in a country...
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Um...
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...excuse me.
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Oh, hi, Brent.
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Hello, Mr. Prime Minister.
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Um, I'm just kinda wondering
what you're doing.
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Well, I-I'm speaking
to the nation.
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I'm addressing Canada.
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Oh. Hello, Canada.
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Um, is this something
you have to do right now?
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Is now a bad time?
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Sort of, for me, anyway.
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I kinda had the next
30 minutes planned out.
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Look, couldn't you
do your thing later?
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This is the only half hour
they let me do anything.
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The rest is pretty much
Canadian Idol.
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But what about my message?
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Um, you could do
a mass emailing.
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You could "cc" the nation.
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You know, I like
the way you think.
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Really?
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Well, you-you could make me
minister of something.
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I gotta go.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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Look at this guy, Brent.
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There's a guy makin'
a difference,
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someone doin' somethin'
with his life.
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What are ya on about?
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You know, I've been thinkin',
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I don't contribute to society.
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Sure you do.
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You're a morale booster.
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By contributing nothing,
you make everyone else
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feel good about
themselves.
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That's not good
enough anymore.
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I- I wanna start giving back.
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It's time I reached out
with a selfless spirit
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to the people of this town.
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Anytime, Gramps!
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Look, I told you,
you can't park here.
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Oh, we can now.
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I got the special plates.
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I pulled a fast one
on Doc Russell.
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I can barely move.
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My back is in such pain.
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Works for me.
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Just sign this form.
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Whoops.
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There ya go.
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People who use these plates
have something wrong with them,
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more wrong with them.
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Who cares? Now we can park
close to things.
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Where are we, Manhattan?
We always park close to things.
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Gotta think ahead.
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Try thinking, period.
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Well, I did it. I signed up
to be the crossing guard.
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And you never
thought I'd do it.
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You're right, I didn't,
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'cause you never said
you were gonna do it.
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In your face!
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Well, normally I'd say
that's good, Hank,
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but I don't think it is good,
so I'd be lying.
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Wow. I was inspired by
Mr. Stevens, the crossing guard.
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Everyone he helps across
the street looks up to him.
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That's because they're kids.
They're short.
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It's sad he's hangin' up
the sign, though.
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He was so good with those kids.
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That's a 26 of vodka,
a mickey a gin, and a six pack.
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That'll be eighty bucks.
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Eighty bucks?
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Smokes don't grow on trees.
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I don't know what those kids
are gonna do without him.
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So that's one 26'r of vodka,
a mickey a gin, and a six pack.
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Gimme a hundred bucks.
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Mr. Stevens only
charged eighty.
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Look, you wanna talk
or get gooned?
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Well, aren't you lookin' sporty.
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Eh, I'm trying to train
for that 10K Fun Run.
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Oh, you're running.
Good for you.
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Are you saying I'm fat?
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No!
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No!
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No, I meant I'd like to
get back into running.
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Hey, maybe we should run
together, start a group.
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What's in it for me?
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Motivation, companionship,
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maybe even a little
friendly competition.
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Hey, I'll do it anyway.
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I'm glad you talked me
into this.
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It's nice having
someone to run with.
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Yeah. And to talk to.
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Let's go!
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Oh!
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Oh, hey, Emma.
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Your car's parked illegally
in a handicap spot.
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Oh, that's Oscar.
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Apparently he's handicapped
now because of his back.
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Really?
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Yeah. He told Doc Russell
he was all in pain,
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so he got the special plates.
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Those plates
are hard to get.
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I have a problem
with my hip flexor.
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It would help if I could
park close to stuff.
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In 25 years as a doctor, that's
the biggest crock I've heard.
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Personally,
I think he's lying.
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Yeah.
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How could that be
the biggest crock?
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Whoa.
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Easy.
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Okay, you can cross now.
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I'm sorry about this.
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Okay, you can go now.
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I'm still filling up.
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Ah, wait for it.
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He doesn't look handicapped.
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Well, he's probably just
putting on a brave face.
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Let's not mention anything.
He might be sensitive about it.
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Hey, look at me.
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I'm disabled.
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Acceptance is the first step.
Good for you, Oscar.
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You okay?
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Yeah, it's just my back,
flares up every once in a while.
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My aunt has a bad back.
It's terrible.
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Sometimes the pain's too much.
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No. I meant listening to her
go on about it.
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You just sit down.
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I know how you feel.
I'm in a bit of pain myself.
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Running is not as easy
as I remember.
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And you're not
that young anymore.
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I'll get you some coffee,
straight away.
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Thank you, handicapped plates.
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Okay, it's stop and go.
How much practice do you need?
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What-what about cars comin'
from the other direction?
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Unnecessary. Clearly
you've got the gift.
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Yeah, but that test
is comin' up.
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I need to know it
backwards and forwards.
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How does backwards help you?
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Hey, Oscar!
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What?
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I knew it.
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That his name's Oscar?
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No, he doesn't have a bad back.
He turned when I yelled.
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That's proves
he's not deaf.
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Oh.
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Smarty pants.
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Thanks.
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At least someone's
my back, my bad back.
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I wanted cream.
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Oh. I'll get it.
You just relax.
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You shouldn't
make fun of him.
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I wasn't making fun.
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I was being skeptical
of his disability.
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Plus it's Oscar.
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We're not talking about
a sympathetic character here.
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But like you said, none of us
are that young anymore.
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She said you're not
that young anymore.
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Still, we should be sympathetic
to those less capable.
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Hey, slowpoke,
chop-chop with the cream.
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Come on.
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You heard Gimpy McGoo.
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Okay, there's a car comin'
and a child waitin' to cross.
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What do you do?
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Very good.
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Okay, this time
there's no car comin'
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and no child wants to cross.
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Very good.
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You pass.
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Yes!
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Oh, yeah. Havin' a great day.
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I didn't ask.
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Just drove to Weyburn and parked
right in front of the bakery,
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right in front.
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Did you get any
cinnamon buns?
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No.
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Butter tarts?
No.
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Lemon loaf?
No.
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Did you get any
bakery related items?
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No, nothing.
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But I could park
right in front.
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Wow, these handicapped plates
are really somethin', uh?
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Being disabled, best thing
that ever happened to me.
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What's with the nose?
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Oh.
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It's just somethin' us
crossing guards use.
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I thought it was lifeguards.
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A guard's a guard, Ma'am.
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I'm going to the city. I could
get you a life jacket.
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Oh, I'm-I'm fine.
But-but let me help ya.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Okay, you can cross
now, Ma'am.
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But my car's this way.
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Anytime, Ma'am.
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I want to go this way.
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Get away from me!
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So what you listening
to today?
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A mix. Sum 41, Jann Arden.
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Ah, I can't run
listening to Jann Arden.
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So the tour bus pulls into
Winnipeg and breaks down.
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It was absolutely
terrible.
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And then I got
a sinus infection
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and the only doctor that was
even around was a dentist...
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That's not what I meant.
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Plus, you wouldn't be able
to keep up with her.
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So when the tour bus pulled
into Winnipeg, it broke down.
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It was absolutely
terrible.
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Where you two goin'?
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Wanda and I started
a running club.
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Ah, that explains the threads.
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Threads? What are you,
some sorta '60s beatnik?
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No, that's a common term.
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What other cats
are in this club?
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Right now?
Just me and Lacey.
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We're training
for the Fun Run.
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Geez, there's two words
that don't belong together.
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Will you please join.
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Wanda runs really fast and all
she does is listen to her music.
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Mainly sunny.
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Well, let me think about it.
No.
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Karen, will you join
our running club?
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Sure. But I'm not very fast.
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Oh, that's okay.
We'll adjust.
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It seems like just yesterday
he was able-bodied
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like the rest of us.
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It was yesterday.
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Still, makes you think.
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Hey, Oscar, I can
get that for you.
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What?
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We're here to help.
Want me to carry that?
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What the hell's
wrong with Davis?
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I knew he'd blow it.
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Go easy on him.
He's handicapped.
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Ooh-oooh.
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Hmm.
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I guess my favouririte part
is when I'm running
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and I think I can't go anymore,
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and then this calmness kicks in
and the pain disappears.
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Ah, the endorphins. Makes a body
feel like it's dipping into
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a deeper reservoir of fuel.
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And I slept so well last night.
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Brent, you should run with us.
You'd sleep better.
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You guys talk about running some
more. I'll drift right off.
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You can joke all you want.
Okay.
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But I think you should join.
It will be good for you.
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I've seen you work up a sweat
stirring coffee.
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Coffee's hot.
That's condensation.
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Look, maybe you're worried
about the competition
257
00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:28,734
or looking foolish.
258
00:12:28,839 --> 00:12:31,265
But the running group
is not about judgement.
259
00:12:31,337 --> 00:12:33,531
It's about gettin' out
and having fun.
260
00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:35,530
Ah, you guys make
it sound good.
261
00:12:35,602 --> 00:12:37,595
You know what?
I'll see ya tomorrow.
262
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:41,059
This isn't what
I had in mind.
263
00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:48,322
Yeah. Well, at least
Brent can keep up.
264
00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:51,021
About 20 minutes.
265
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,718
Hey, Wanda, have you ever
wet your pants on the job?
266
00:13:00,753 --> 00:13:01,914
Oh, hey, Oscar.
267
00:13:01,985 --> 00:13:04,112
I, uh-I heard you're
mentally handicapped.
268
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,878
I'm not mentally
handicapped.
269
00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:08,175
Oh, right. Sorry. I mean
mentally challenged.
270
00:13:08,281 --> 00:13:10,241
No! I'm just...
271
00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:12,774
I don't know.
I got a bad back.
272
00:13:12,779 --> 00:13:15,272
Oh. Well, let me help you
across the street.
273
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,304
Don't patronize me. I'm not.
274
00:13:17,309 --> 00:13:19,270
I- I'm-I'm a crossing guard.
275
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,735
I do it for everyone,
from the youngest child
276
00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:23,233
to the oldest, feeblest man.
277
00:13:23,338 --> 00:13:25,533
Okay. No special favours.
278
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,899
None.
279
00:13:29,201 --> 00:13:33,194
Everyone, I am stopping
traffic for Oscar,
280
00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:35,659
not because he's old
and fragile,
281
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,023
but because I stop traffic
for everyone.
282
00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:41,789
It is my duty as
your crossing guard
283
00:13:41,861 --> 00:13:44,187
and that is why
I'm patronizing him.
284
00:13:44,259 --> 00:13:46,152
Just treat me normal.
285
00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:48,751
It's great you want
to be treated normal.
286
00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:50,717
It's very courageous.
287
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:02,743
Someone to hold me tight,
That would be very nice
288
00:14:02,815 --> 00:14:06,907
Someone to love me right,
That would be very nice
289
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:12,470
Someone to take my hand,
To be a team with me
290
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,802
So nice
291
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:18,333
Life would be so nice...
292
00:14:18,938 --> 00:14:20,265
That was kinda fun.
293
00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:22,564
Next time I think
I should stretch more.
294
00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:24,562
Okay, you've
made your point.
295
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:26,528
You're talking about
the running group?
296
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,993
Yeah, it was fun.
297
00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:29,693
You joined?
298
00:14:29,764 --> 00:14:33,090
Brent doesn't run. He sits
in his car and follows us.
299
00:14:33,162 --> 00:14:35,223
It was surprisingly easy.
300
00:14:35,294 --> 00:14:37,321
Maybe I should get out
and do something.
301
00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:39,753
I've been feeling
all logy lately.
302
00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:42,952
Well, we're always
lookin' for more runners.
303
00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:50,346
This is great.
304
00:14:50,418 --> 00:14:53,278
And being part of a group
means I'll keep at it.
305
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,845
I dig that, Daddy-O.
306
00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:56,876
What, are you a hep cat now?
307
00:14:56,948 --> 00:14:58,475
It's somethin' I'm tryin' out.
308
00:14:58,546 --> 00:15:03,738
Oh.
309
00:15:03,743 --> 00:15:06,470
Ah, I'm glad you guys
talked me into this.
310
00:15:06,475 --> 00:15:09,469
Before we started, I could
barely go a half hour
311
00:15:09,573 --> 00:15:11,067
without stoppin'.
312
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:13,599
Now we drive for an hour,
I don't even notice.
313
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,565
That's what training
will do for ya.
314
00:15:15,636 --> 00:15:18,896
Yeah, gimme some skin.
I don't think that's workin'.
315
00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,495
Hey, guys.
316
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:23,326
If you're gonna drive with us
in the race tomorrow,
317
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:25,292
you might as well
carry our stuff.
318
00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:27,457
It seems a bit much for a 10K.
319
00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:30,222
Think of the extra calorie
you'll burn.
320
00:15:32,159 --> 00:15:33,620
Oh, there you are.
321
00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:37,084
I was starting to think
you forgot where you lived.
322
00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:39,116
Don't you start.
Start what?
323
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,048
Treatin' me like a feeb.
324
00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:43,580
Everybody in town thinks
I'm an old geezer.
325
00:15:43,685 --> 00:15:44,814
Uh-huh?
326
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,312
Oh, because of the plates.
327
00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:48,610
Yes, because of the plates.
328
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,276
Well, I told ya that
would happen. Remember?
329
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,074
Or are you drawing a blank?
330
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:54,841
It's me, Emma.
331
00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:56,906
Stop it! I'm not handicapped.
332
00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,704
Now you're in denial.
333
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,904
That's it.
I'm taking back the plates.
334
00:16:00,974 --> 00:16:02,502
No.
335
00:16:02,607 --> 00:16:03,701
Why not?
336
00:16:03,773 --> 00:16:05,467
You should be thinking
about your back.
337
00:16:05,539 --> 00:16:08,098
You should be thinking about
your bad, bad back.
338
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:11,229
Holy hell! How much
did all this cost?
339
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,729
Oh, Oscar, now you
can't even concentrate
340
00:16:13,801 --> 00:16:15,828
on one subject at a time.
341
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,125
I'm glad you have the plates.
342
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:22,090
Oh, Karen, I got somethin'
I wanna share with ya,
343
00:16:22,195 --> 00:16:23,890
you know, one officer
to another.
344
00:16:24,027 --> 00:16:24,954
Officer?
345
00:16:26,192 --> 00:16:28,153
Ah, Hank, no offence.
346
00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:29,652
Okay, offence.
347
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:32,017
But you're a crossing guard.
I know.
348
00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:35,315
But that doesn't mean what
you do is any less important.
349
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,213
I got some license plates
of some cars
350
00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:40,212
that were speedin'
through the school zone.
351
00:16:40,217 --> 00:16:42,210
Now you're a snitch.
Yeah.
352
00:16:42,215 --> 00:16:45,042
That's actually
kinda helpful.
353
00:16:45,147 --> 00:16:47,641
I think the second
one's yours.
354
00:16:47,746 --> 00:16:49,473
I was in a rush.
355
00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:52,171
Look, Hank, this is good
of you and all,
356
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,637
but maybe just stick
to what you know best,
357
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,335
or at least to being
a crossing guard.
358
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,267
Police work is
for the police.
359
00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:01,399
That's why we carry the badges.
360
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:04,164
Where is your badge, anyway?
361
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:09,194
I lost my badge.
362
00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:11,192
You lost a badger?
My badge.
363
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,525
I had it with me
when I was running.
364
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,858
Losing your badge is
pretty serious, isn't it?
365
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:18,422
It's not as bad as
losing your gun.
366
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:20,787
Have you seen my gun?
367
00:17:20,891 --> 00:17:23,219
Oh, here it is.
368
00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,784
Good. The only thing worse
than losing your gun,
369
00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:27,483
losing your badge.
370
00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:38,009
I wanna run in this
thing with you guys.
371
00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:40,874
Okay. But Lacey's kinda slow.
372
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:43,939
I'm faster than a lame old man.
373
00:17:49,441 --> 00:17:50,836
Sorry.
374
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,499
Just try and keep up, okay?
375
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:58,930
What do you want?
376
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,995
One of my people found it.
377
00:18:01,899 --> 00:18:03,260
My badge?
378
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,593
No one needs to know
about this.
379
00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:08,558
Now, you may not respect me,
but I respect me,
380
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:09,956
and I respect you.
381
00:18:10,028 --> 00:18:12,389
In fact, I have enough
respect to make up
382
00:18:12,461 --> 00:18:15,821
for the lack of respect
that you don't have for me,
383
00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:17,518
respectfully.
384
00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:28,911
Want some water?
385
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,843
It's important
to stay hydrated.
386
00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:33,908
I wonder if she over trained.
387
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,407
What do you think, Doc?
388
00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,807
Well, it's a pretty common
mistake for beginners.
389
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,971
No, I didn't over train.
390
00:18:39,976 --> 00:18:41,471
My knee's just sore,
that's all.
391
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:44,736
I can get you some
handicap plates if you want.
392
00:18:45,273 --> 00:18:48,466
You want to get in?
There's no shame in quittin'.
393
00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,231
Oh, I should quit.
394
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,564
Good reverse psychology.
395
00:18:52,569 --> 00:18:54,029
Hang in there, Lacey.
396
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:56,028
We'll drive alongside
and motivate ya.
397
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,660
You're almost at Main Street.
You can do this.
398
00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:00,459
Wecan do this.
399
00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:01,725
Thanks, guys.
400
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:04,556
Oh, the engine light is on.
It's all the idling.
401
00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:06,355
Sorry, Lacey.
We gotta go.
402
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,754
What? No! Wait!
403
00:19:07,858 --> 00:19:09,187
My knee!
404
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,420
My knee!
405
00:19:10,491 --> 00:19:12,485
Hey, slow down.
What is it?
406
00:19:12,556 --> 00:19:14,650
Some kids want to cross
the street.
407
00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:16,749
We're in the
middle of a race.
408
00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:20,080
Your jurisdiction, your call.
409
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,577
Sorry, guys.
410
00:19:24,683 --> 00:19:26,876
Stop the car, Brent.
411
00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:36,537
That took a lot
of courage, Oscar.
412
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,002
You're so brave.
413
00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:39,834
I'm not courageous.
I'm able-bodied.
414
00:19:39,939 --> 00:19:41,467
Ah, that's the spirit.
415
00:19:41,572 --> 00:19:43,166
I'm able-bodied.
416
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,131
It's okay.
417
00:19:46,236 --> 00:19:48,828
Thanks. I'm good.
418
00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:55,858
Aah!
419
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:58,490
Geez, I love electrolytes!
420
00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:04,753
I'm sorry I was
hard on you.
421
00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:06,784
I'm happy to call you
a colleague.
422
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,083
Not after what happened
on the run.
423
00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:10,750
But you stopped
for those kids.
424
00:20:10,886 --> 00:20:12,481
I hesitad.
425
00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:15,546
If I was any kinda officer
I wouldn't have even flinched.
426
00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:17,078
I let the kids down.
427
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,210
I can't look myself
in the eye anymore
428
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:21,442
and call myself
a crossing guard.
429
00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:22,807
I'm done.
430
00:20:22,879 --> 00:20:25,040
Cool. Whatever.
431
00:20:30,441 --> 00:20:31,370
See?
432
00:20:31,475 --> 00:20:33,135
Finished first
in my age group.
433
00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:35,700
Now there's no excuse
to feel sorry for me.
434
00:20:35,771 --> 00:20:37,633
When did we need an excuse?
435
00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:39,098
Get me a soda.
436
00:20:39,169 --> 00:20:40,664
Why are you so chipper?
437
00:20:40,768 --> 00:20:43,196
She's mad at me.
438
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,327
He returned the special plates.
439
00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:48,559
Oh. Sorry to hear
you've been re-abled.
440
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,090
I had to park half a block
from the Co-Op this morning.
441
00:20:52,161 --> 00:20:54,688
Join the running group.
It makes a difference.
442
00:20:54,693 --> 00:20:56,088
Oh, I hate running.
443
00:20:56,093 --> 00:20:58,286
What about the group?
Oh, I quit.
444
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,718
The way the others were talkin',
I think they're done too.
445
00:21:01,788 --> 00:21:05,716
Ah, this is great.
Yeah, way better without Lacey.
446
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,281
It's fun to run.
447
00:21:07,419 --> 00:21:10,713
Call us next time you're in town
and we'll do this again.
448
00:21:10,816 --> 00:21:12,377
You guys motivate
me so much.
449
00:21:12,382 --> 00:21:15,309
Did I tell you about
the time my tour bus...
450
00:21:15,414 --> 00:21:16,342
Yes. Yes.
451
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,708
Okay.
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