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Davis, Karen?
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I want you to meet
David and Carol.
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David, Carol,
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Davis and Karen.
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Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
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They're gonna be the new
Dog River Fire Department.
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What about the Volunteer
Fire Department?
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Hello?
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I can't go to a fire now.
It's 3:30.
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This is when I take
my afternoon nap.
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He was taking the volunteer
part too seriously.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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Hey, Wanda, have
you seen my shades?
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Shades?
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Maybe you should ask the Fuzz.
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No need to be insulting.
I wasn't being insulting.
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I just didn't think anybody
still used the word "shades,"
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Jive Turkey.
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Apology accepted.
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Hey, Lacey.
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This is David and Carol.
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They're Dog River's
new Fire Department.
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Oh, hi there. Welcome.
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It's nice to be here.
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Can I get a coffee to go?
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Sure.
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In my travel mug,
if you don't mind.
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That's a big mug
you got there.
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Yeah?
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Can you fill
mine too, please.
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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I'll go brew another pot.
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What is it? What is it, Boy?
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What?
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My glasses,
you found them!
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Nice! Good boy!
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What? What?
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Girl?
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Wait! Come back!
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Hey. What ya lookin' at?
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I'm thinking about getting some
Corner Gas souvenir type stuff.
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Oh. You think that that's
what people want?
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Yeah.
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If by people you mean me.
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Hmm.
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I need to ask you some advice.
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A lot of people come to
The Ruby and get coffee to go.
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Well, you put the word "caf?
on the roof in giant letters.
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I don't think they should be
able to use any size travel mug.
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This is tough to figure out.
What?
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Are you being anal or cheap?
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Anal, I'm being anal.
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I just-I just want a
uniform-sized travel mug.
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Okay, maybe I'm being
a little cheap,
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but it's like 90% anal,
10% cheap.
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You know what? I'm just
gonna go with anal.
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Hey, how about these?
Ruby Travel Mug.
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Hmm.
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Are they expensive?
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Oh, now you're being cheap.
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Tell you what.
I'll go halvsies with ya.
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Pretty please?
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I can't resist you when you talk
like a seven-year-old girl.
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You're the bestest!
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Did you do the leaves yet?
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Did you get
Yes. rid of them?
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I have to get rid
of them too?
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I said rake the leaves
and get rid of them.
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Sorry for the confusion.
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There wouldn't be any
confusion or leaves
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if you'd let me
handle this my way.
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Yeah. But you're less likely
to kill someone with a rake,
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slightly less likely.
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Hey, I might
need your help.
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I don't know, cut out carbs,
maybe exercise more?
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I don't want
to lose weight.
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And nor should you,
Big Guy.
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Uh. I mean, um,
Regular-sized Guy.
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I just don't want Lacey
to get the best of me
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in this whole travel
mug logo thing.
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How would she get
the best of you?
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Well, every mug's
got two sides,
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and most people
are right handed.
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Ergo, I wanna put the Corner
Gas logo on the near side,
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so that whoever's drinking it
can read it.
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I gotta figure out
how to trick Lacey
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into wanting her logo
on the other side.
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Have you thought about
asking her if you can put
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the Corner Gas logo
on the near side?
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Blind her with simplicity,
that's pretty devious.
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But I was thinking more like a
two-headed coin or somethin'.
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Oscar!
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I think I just met
the Littlest Hobo.
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How tall was he?
Did he ask you for money?
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No, no. From the TV show,
you know, Canada's Lassie,
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"There's a voice
keeps on callin' me"?
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A hobo is calling you?
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No, Hobo's a dog.
A dog is calling you?
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No, the voice is
calling the dog.
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The dog hears voices?
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I need to talk to you
about this mug thing.
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Did you order them?
When will they get here?
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We need to figure out
what side to put The Ruby on
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and what side to
put Corner Gas on.
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I'm not sure I follow
what you're saying.
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Well, here. Like should
The Ruby go on this side
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or should Corner Gas
go on this side?
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We could pick a number
between one and ten.
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Okay, whatever.
I'll pick seven.
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Oh, you were way off.
It was two.
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So I'll put Corner Gas
on the near side.
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Okay. Just, uh,
do it soon, okay?
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Okay.
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What do you want?
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Get lost!
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My plan went perfectly.
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Good. What plan?
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Operation Logo Location.
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Oh, I forgot how important
that was to me.
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Hey, Guys! Guess what?
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I just met the Littlest Hobo.
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The dog?
Yeah.
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You met a fictional character?
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Maybe he was based on truth.
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Maybe the Littlest Hobo was
the first ever reality show.
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Did you ever think of that?
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Hold on.
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If I can see my logo,
her logo's on the outside,
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the whole while giving
her free advertising.
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Come on, Guys!
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I can only handle one
weird obsession at a time.
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Some German Shepherd just came
up and started to bark at me!
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See, that proves it.
It's the Hobo.
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Well, of course it is.
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What other dog
would think to use
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the Hobo's signature
bark sound?
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Should my logo be on the
outside right or outside left?
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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It's the Hobo and
I'll prove it.
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Getting dizzy,
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head spinning,
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feeling faint!
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Oh, it was good times.
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Tongue swelling,
skull pounding!
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Whatcha doin', Hank?
You're gonna get grass stains.
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Here! Let's roll!
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What?
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Get the-what the hell
are ya doin'? I'm okay!
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What is that,
ham and cheese?
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This mug's pretty big.
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You don't have to fill it
all the way up.
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Don't be silly.
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See ya, everybody.
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Enjoy your day.
Bye.
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I'm glad they're here.
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Yeah.
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What?
Don't you like them?
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No. He seems nice enough.
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I'm not sure about
that Carol, though.
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She seems a little quick
to judge.
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I noticed that about
her right away.
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There's just something
about firefighters
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that make you feel safe, like
the way they saved Hank's life.
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Well, okay, that's
not the best example.
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But, still, it's just the way
they protect our community.
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I couldn't help notice
a large pile of leaves
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still sitting in our front yard.
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You just asked
me yesterday.
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I asked you for the
10th time yesterday.
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That's what I'm sayin'.
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Where's Brent?
I don't know.
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I'll just pay later.
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It's that damn dog again!
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Hey, what's all
the commotion?
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It's the Hobo dog that
Hank was talkin' about.
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Why is barkin' at ya?
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I dunno.
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Dogs bark.
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Were you gonna pull
a dine and dash?
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You can't dine on gas.
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Well, then a pump and scram,
or whatever it's called,
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a hose and bolt?
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I was not.
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And it's called
a gas and dash, ya jackass.
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Happy now?
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I don't care what you say,
it could still be the Hobo.
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I didn't say anything.
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You were thinkin' it.
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The show's been off
the air for 20 years.
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I'm pretty sure the Littlest
Hobo is lifting his leg
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on the Pearly Gates
by now.
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Excuse me, Wanda, I think you're
forgettin' about dog years.
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That's...
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three dog years ago
to you and me.
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That's right, Hank. Seven
times twenty equals three.
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Hey, could you do
my taxes next year?
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But if he knew I was dyin',
why didn't he save me?
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Maybe he knows you.
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Oh.
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Because he knew that help was
nearby, or that I was fakin' it.
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He knew I wasn't in peril.
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A big fireman French kissing
you isn't peril?
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00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:09,541
Do you think firefighters
get more respect than us?
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We have respect.
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Hey, dingledorks, I need
you to do something.
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Dingledorks?
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There's a dog barking at
everyone. He's a small hobo.
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What do you want us
to do about it?
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He's a drifter.
Run him outta town!
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Oh, I don't know.
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That's what the sheriff
did to Rambo in First Blood,
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and that didn't work out at all.
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Fine.
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Maybe the Fire Department
will help me out.
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Rambo.
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Ha, that was funny, Davis.
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What's so funny about it?
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Oh, Lacey. I don't want to
make this a big deal,
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but maybe we should rethink
this logo thing.
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For the travel mugs?
Yeah.
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I thought you ordered
them yesterday.
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I was going to, but
I thought maybe it's not fair
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for me to hog the
inside right spot.
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There's a lotta right-handed
people in the world,
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so maybe we should do half
the logo on the outside right,
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half the logo on
the inside right,
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or something, or I could
just be left outside.
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I barely know what
you're talking about.
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Please, just order them.
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Sure. Yeah, you're right,
I'm over thinking this.
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Okay, so I'll be inside left,
you'll be outside left.
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00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:23,686
Good. Okay. Done deal, then.
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00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:26,321
I bet that keener
Carol will help Oscar.
241
00:11:26,326 --> 00:11:27,922
Yeah. So will David.
242
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She's such a suck up.
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And he's such a let's roll.
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Everyone else
seems to like them.
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People like them because
they're all fun and games
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and spraying water on things.
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We're cops.
We have to be serious.
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We have to keep an eye out
for trouble and danger.
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Uh-oh!
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I'm blindfolded and
walkin' out into traffic!
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Help, Hobo, help!
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You're right. But they're really
connecting with the community.
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Yeah. Maybe it would be better
for us, politically,
254
00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:57,240
if we helped Oscar.
255
00:12:01,914 --> 00:12:06,113
I wonder if Lacey has swindled
me in this whole logo business.
256
00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:08,980
She told you she doesn't
care about the logos
257
00:12:08,985 --> 00:12:12,749
to make you believe that she
doesn't care about the logos.
258
00:12:12,754 --> 00:12:14,485
Cagey wench.
259
00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:18,353
Yeah, she's doin' some
sorta Zen Vulcan mind twist.
260
00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:21,088
She's playin' this better
than I thought she would.
261
00:12:21,193 --> 00:12:23,256
You probably think
I'm an idiot.
262
00:12:23,361 --> 00:12:25,491
No, not at all.
Good.
263
00:12:25,596 --> 00:12:29,193
But keep in mind, I spend
a lot of time with a guy
264
00:12:29,298 --> 00:12:31,861
who thinks the Littlest Hobo
has been reincarnated.
265
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,963
Hey, maybe we'll get some
free food outta this.
266
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:38,132
I haven't had one of Emma's
casseroles in a while.
267
00:12:43,739 --> 00:12:45,136
What do you want?
268
00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:46,903
We thought maybe we'd...
269
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,905
Emma, this was fantastic.
270
00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:51,306
Great meal.
Let me do the dishes.
271
00:12:51,378 --> 00:12:52,374
Aww.
272
00:12:52,446 --> 00:12:54,774
Oh, hi Davis.
Hi Karen.
273
00:12:54,779 --> 00:12:57,244
I'd invite you in,
but we're all done.
274
00:12:57,382 --> 00:12:59,078
What are you doing here?
275
00:12:59,183 --> 00:13:02,280
We were gonna tell Oscar that
we would handle the dog thing.
276
00:13:02,352 --> 00:13:04,481
Don't worry about it.
We got it covered.
277
00:13:04,486 --> 00:13:07,716
We'll find the dog.
You got a lot on your plate.
278
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,318
And we had a lot
on our plates, eh?
279
00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:15,854
What's so funny?
280
00:13:17,094 --> 00:13:18,990
You look tired.
281
00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:22,626
Yeah. I was up all night trying
to figure out this mug thing.
282
00:13:22,696 --> 00:13:24,926
It's just a mug;
it's not cold fusion.
283
00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:28,028
Just go over there and
put your foot down.
284
00:13:29,468 --> 00:13:31,964
And before I order
these travel mugs...
Hold on.
285
00:13:32,069 --> 00:13:33,965
You haven't ordered yet?
286
00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:36,734
I wanna make sure that
we're on the same page,
287
00:13:36,839 --> 00:13:38,801
vis-?is the logo-sidedness
of our situation.
288
00:13:38,907 --> 00:13:40,936
I don't mean
to put my foot down...
289
00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:43,605
Brent, you were supposed
to do this two days ago.
290
00:13:43,676 --> 00:13:46,039
I'll do it myself.
291
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:50,942
Did you put
your foot down?
292
00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:54,478
A foot was put down, yes.
293
00:13:54,783 --> 00:13:56,812
Mm, Lacey, can
I get some more?
294
00:13:56,884 --> 00:13:59,915
Sure. Oh, sorry, it's
gonna have to wait.
295
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,516
Are you ready?
Yeah.
296
00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:02,916
I'm really excited.
297
00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:04,851
Can I have your
attention, please?
298
00:14:04,956 --> 00:14:07,919
This is a fire drill.
Everyone out.
299
00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:13,956
Single file, single file.
300
00:14:15,329 --> 00:14:17,192
Here, Hobo!
301
00:14:18,764 --> 00:14:21,195
Come here, Boy!
302
00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:28,232
You wish.
303
00:14:31,139 --> 00:14:33,068
Well, that was a
great fire drill.
304
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,603
Thanks for letting us use
your place of business.
305
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,871
Oh, no, thank you. Gosh,
you guys are real heroes.
306
00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:46,376
Hey.
307
00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:48,344
You guys seen the Littlest Hobo?
308
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:49,811
You still on about that?
309
00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:51,879
I thought you'd be diggin'
for pirate treasure
310
00:14:51,984 --> 00:14:53,780
or building a time
machine by now.
311
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,348
I can't find him.
312
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,783
David and Carol
were trying to catch him.
What?
313
00:14:57,788 --> 00:15:00,117
Maybe the dog found out
and hit the road.
314
00:15:00,122 --> 00:15:02,320
Maybe there was voice
that kept on calling him.
315
00:15:02,391 --> 00:15:04,987
Maybe down the road that's
where he wants to be.
316
00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:07,456
And every stop he'd make,
he'd make a new friend.
317
00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:10,592
Just grab your hat,
we'll travel light
318
00:15:10,697 --> 00:15:12,192
that's Hobo style
319
00:15:12,297 --> 00:15:13,725
Maybe tomorrow...
320
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:16,094
Okay, everyone, it's time
for a police drill.
321
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,761
Ah, what now?
322
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,796
A police drill.
323
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:23,031
You know, a police drill.
324
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:26,400
What's involved in police
drill, if such a thing existed?
325
00:15:26,505 --> 00:15:28,535
We'll pretend there's
a police situation
326
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,370
and you have exit the premises.
327
00:15:30,508 --> 00:15:32,504
Single file,
single file!
328
00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:34,205
All right, let's go,
single file!
329
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:37,107
Come on, come on,
move it, move it!
330
00:15:38,212 --> 00:15:40,343
Okay, the burglars are gone.
331
00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:41,843
How was their time?
332
00:15:41,948 --> 00:15:44,078
The single file thing
is slowing them down.
333
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,646
Okay, everyone
back in inside.
334
00:15:45,718 --> 00:15:47,614
And this time every
man for himself.
335
00:15:47,719 --> 00:15:49,181
More panic. Make it real.
336
00:15:49,319 --> 00:15:52,316
All right, let's go,
let's go! Hup, hup, hup!
337
00:15:54,155 --> 00:15:55,719
Hi, Emma.
338
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,419
Hi, Karen.
339
00:15:57,491 --> 00:16:00,188
Listen, if this is gonna be
some kind police drill,
340
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,723
I want you to know
I don't do those.
341
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,657
That was like
two weeks ago.
342
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,324
Hi, Carol!
343
00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:07,925
Hi, David!
344
00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:16,230
Hey, Wanda.
345
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,432
What's up, Sad Sack?
346
00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:23,235
Still bummed because the
fictional TV dog left town?
347
00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:26,437
Well, maybe another fictional
character will drop by,
348
00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,903
maybe Sad Sack.
349
00:16:27,976 --> 00:16:29,640
I miss the Hobo.
350
00:16:29,711 --> 00:16:32,674
Maybe if I could have
got to know him better,
351
00:16:32,746 --> 00:16:34,475
I coulda convinced
him to stay.
352
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,975
a) He's not the Hobo.
353
00:16:36,047 --> 00:16:38,910
b) If he was the Hobo,
the Hobo only comes around
354
00:16:39,016 --> 00:16:40,811
when there's trouble
and then moves on.
355
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,413
Thus the term hobo.
356
00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:44,381
And c) He's not the Hobo.
357
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,617
You're right.
358
00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:52,619
The Hobo only comes around when
Oscar's doin' somethin' bad.
359
00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,688
Thanks, Wanda.
360
00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:58,290
Say hi to Scooby and Dino.
361
00:16:58,395 --> 00:17:00,890
Look what came.
Great. Open it up.
362
00:17:00,996 --> 00:17:02,959
I'm curious to see
what you did.
363
00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:05,894
I just want you
to see for yourself.
364
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:07,795
Okay, I'll tell ya.
365
00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:10,430
I put both our logos
on the same side.
366
00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:11,964
What? That's crazy!
367
00:17:12,036 --> 00:17:13,965
Now the left-handed
people will have nothing.
368
00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:16,267
We should have
done it my way.
369
00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:17,535
Which was?
370
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,469
All right, point taken.
Let's just see the mugs.
371
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,606
Corner G and The Rub.
372
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,374
Huh?
373
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:30,075
Is that your favourite
Hip Hop band or something?
374
00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:32,611
Oh. I-I don't know
how that happened.
375
00:17:32,683 --> 00:17:34,178
I'm sorry, Brent.
376
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,447
Actually, call me Corner G.
I think I like that.
377
00:17:37,552 --> 00:17:39,114
Peace out, Rub.
378
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,383
Oscar!
379
00:17:42,455 --> 00:17:44,384
What ya doing,
anything bad?
380
00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:48,320
Emma wants me to get rid
of these stupid leaves.
381
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,254
Why don't ya burn 'em?
382
00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:53,423
That's the best idea
you ever had.
383
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,595
Let's get this started.
384
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,263
Who you lookin' for?
385
00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:06,264
No one, no one.
386
00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:08,533
Oh! Uh-oh!
387
00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:10,233
Oh, boy!
388
00:18:11,038 --> 00:18:12,501
What's goin' on?
389
00:18:12,573 --> 00:18:15,470
Emma wanted me to
get rid of the leaves.
390
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,771
Oh, here. Let me help.
391
00:18:18,711 --> 00:18:20,872
Oh, Dude, you're
just spreading it.
392
00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:22,174
Yeah.
393
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,841
Hobo!
394
00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,943
Where are ya goin'?
395
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:34,581
They're like, uh, the worst
travel mugs I've ever seen.
396
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,718
Hey, Littlest Hobo!
397
00:18:38,888 --> 00:18:44,287
I mean, uh, the dog that Hank
thinks is the Littlest Hobo.
398
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,156
I don't like the way it barks.
399
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,929
Come again.
400
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,804
That barking has to be some
kinda noise violation.
401
00:19:11,809 --> 00:19:13,605
Let's take it to the SPCA.
402
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,845
Thanks, Emma.
403
00:19:23,816 --> 00:19:25,412
What happened?
404
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:28,381
Emma wanted me to get rid of
the leaves. It's her fault.
405
00:19:28,519 --> 00:19:31,649
It's my fault for not saying,
"Don't pour a gallon of gas
406
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:35,318
on the leaves and your pants and
then throw matches at them. "
407
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,754
Good work, Davis, for being on
the scene. I'm sure you helped.
408
00:19:38,859 --> 00:19:40,722
Oh, yeah, he was a big help.
409
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,989
You're in shock.
Good work, Davis.
410
00:19:44,062 --> 00:19:46,258
Where's David and Carol?
411
00:19:47,431 --> 00:19:49,293
Here, Boy! Here, Boy!
Here, Boy!
412
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:52,128
A huge fire and they're
playing with a dog?
413
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,963
We're going back to the
Volunteer Fire Department.
414
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,930
Davis, could you supervise it?
415
00:19:57,035 --> 00:19:59,099
All right.
416
00:19:59,204 --> 00:20:00,933
I brought hot coffee,
417
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,502
in travel mugs.
418
00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:05,737
And you can keep the mugs
if you want.
419
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:07,705
The Rub?
420
00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:10,339
What's that,
a massage parlour?
421
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,143
That would have been cool
422
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:19,278
if that was the real
Littlest Hobo, eh, Brent?
423
00:20:19,383 --> 00:20:21,780
Brent?
424
00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:23,981
I mean Corner G?
425
00:20:23,986 --> 00:20:27,617
Yeah, that woulda been cool.
Word up.
426
00:20:27,688 --> 00:20:29,518
Maybe Carol and David were evil
427
00:20:29,656 --> 00:20:33,353
and the Littlest Hobo drove them
away to save the town, huh?
428
00:20:33,459 --> 00:20:34,721
Hobo, you're back!
429
00:20:36,427 --> 00:20:37,756
What is it, Boy?
430
00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:42,192
He's barking at the shed.
431
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,027
In here, Boy?
432
00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,631
What are you doin'?
433
00:20:50,769 --> 00:20:54,199
Hey, let us out of here.
This isn't very Hobo-like.
434
00:20:56,272 --> 00:20:59,436
There's a voice
that keeps on calling me
435
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:03,806
Down the road,
That's where I'll always be
436
00:21:03,911 --> 00:21:07,607
And every stop I make,
I make a new friend
437
00:21:07,712 --> 00:21:10,209
Can't stay for long,
Just turn around
438
00:21:10,314 --> 00:21:12,477
and I'm gone again
439
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:17,046
Maybe tomorrow,
I'll want to settle down
440
00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:21,516
Until tomorrow,
I'll just keep movin' on
441
00:21:25,356 --> 00:21:29,287
There's a voice
that keeps on calling me
442
00:21:29,358 --> 00:21:33,290
Down the road,
That's where I'll always be
443
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:37,258
Every stop I make,
I make a new friend
444
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,194
Can't stay for long,
Just turn around
445
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,395
and I'm gone again
446
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:46,431
Maybe tomorrow,
I'll want to settle down
447
00:21:46,503 --> 00:21:50,600
Until tomorrow,
I'll just keep movin' on
448
00:21:51,306 --> 00:21:55,203
So if you want to join me
for a while
449
00:21:55,308 --> 00:21:58,205
Just grab your hat,
we'll travel light
450
00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:01,774
That's hobo style
451
00:22:01,879 --> 00:22:04,776
Want to have a gas online?
Visit us at cornergas. com
452
00:22:04,848 --> 00:22:10,947
Until tomorrow,
I'll just keep movin' on
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