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You look tired.
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Are you sleepin' enough?
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Four, maybe five
hours a night.
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You should lay off
the coffee.
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I need it.
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Why?
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I only sleep four, maybe
five hours a night.
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Too much coffee's
bad for you.
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Says who?
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Says here.
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Ukrainian Dance Night?
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Next to that.
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It says you're not supposed to
have more than three cups.
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Three cups?
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That's for preschoolers
or something.
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And they get naptime.
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Everybody deserves
a vice, Emma.
Exactly.
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Sex, drugs, coffee.
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Let Brent have at least
one of those.
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I can never tell if
you're on my side or not.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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Don't you wish there was
more action around here?
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Nope.
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Nothing ever happens.
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Nothing is what the town
expects from us
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and that's exactly
what we deliver.
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I just thought when I became
a cop I'd get to do more,
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earn people's respect.
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I thought I'd get to have a dog.
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Can we get a dog?
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No.
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You're just mad 'cause
I made fun of your hairdo.
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You didn't make fun
of my hairdo.
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I'll do it later.
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Get off my back.
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I'll tell you what, Mom.
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You quit your vice
and I'll quit mine.
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What vice, belching?
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That's not a vice,
that's a gift.
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His vice is coffee.
I don't have a vice.
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You knit. It's a compulsion.
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You knit like it's
goin' out of style,
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which it actually did
some time ago.
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Knitting never
hurt anyone.
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Now, how did I do that?
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Are you proposing a bet,
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a competition to mutually
eliminate maladaptive impulses?
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What do you say, Mom?
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Up for a little mutual
mallard adaptive thingy?
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I quit knitting,
you quite coffee?
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Done.
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All right, bring it on.
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You're goin' down.
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Did you just threaten
your mother?
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She started it.
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What's that?
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It's a late birthday
present from my cousin.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear
about your cousin.
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The present's late,
my cousin's fine.
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Hey, bubble stuff.
I love bubble stuff.
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How old are you?
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Okay, leave some for me.
They're my bubbles.
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Whoa. Is that one of those
electronic organizer things?
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Yeah.
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I don't really want it.
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You know, they control
your time,
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every minute and
every day counted for.
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Step into the '90s.
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You know what? It sounds like
you could use it. Take it.
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Really? Cool.
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Happy Birthday.
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It's not my birthday.
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Maybe you should
get one of these.
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Hey, leave my bubble stuff.
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Hey, Karen.
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Remember how you were
whining and complaining
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about how you
wanted respect?
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No.
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Yeah, you whined and
complained and carried on.
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Okay, yes, I remember.
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Well, the solution's
one word, ridealong.
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Or is that three words?
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How does that help?
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Ridealong.
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Okay, one long word.
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Well, people don't
understand us
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because they haven't
walked in our shoes.
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We have to invite them in.
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Into our shoes?
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No, to ride along
in the patrol car.
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We get respect
by reaching out.
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I don't know.
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Remember what happened the
last time you reached out?
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Hi, kids.
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I'm Constable McWoof.
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Uh, don't do drugs.
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Fear is close to respect.
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You can't hack it, can ya?
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Shut up.
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It's just a few hours and
already you've got the
urge to knit.
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I'd love to have seen how Brent
suckered you into this.
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I suckered him, okay?
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Maybe I should do a hobby, huh?
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I'll start knittin'.
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Would that bother you
if I knitted,
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right in front of ya?
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Ah, I'll do it later.
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It's TV that does it.
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I'm used to knitting
while I watch TV.
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Well, let's do
somethin' else, then.
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I'm tired of watchin'
that Ben Mulroney.
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No talent.
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Next on eTalk Daily, I juggle
fire while riding a unicycle.
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All right, let's go out.
What do you want to do?
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I don't know.
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What's goin' on?
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Look at this.
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I got my whole day
mapped out.
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1:00 p. m., hang out at Corner
Gas; 2:00 p. m., eat chips.
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That thing's turned you
into a real go-getter.
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4:00 p. m., hang out
at Corner Gas.
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Oh, um, can you rebook to 5:00?
That's when I get off.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I, uh, I don't think
it's a good idea
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to keep bouncing Corner Gas
around the schedule.
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Nap in 59 minutes. Huh?
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Maybe you should
lay down now.
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So how's this work?
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We have to take everybody
who signed up
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for a ride in
the squad car?
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No. We just pick
the best one,
the cream of the crop.
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Okay. But I get to pick.
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Fine. But pick the cream.
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Okay, I choose Hank.
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That's not the cream.
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That's the crop, the least
creamy part of the crop.
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Seriously,
Hank's the cream.
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Hey.
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So how's your little
contest going?
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Oh, you heard
about that, did ya?
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You stop buying coffee, it
shows on my balance sheet.
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Are you sure you can quit?
You drink a lotta...
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Don't push your stuff on me,
Rico. I'm clean.
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You're gonna go through
caffeine withdrawal.
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I'll be fine.
Two large Cokes, please.
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Ah, tryptophan. That'll help.
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Yeah, I suppose
it has been rough.
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But it's worse on Mom.
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In a few more hours
she'll be miserable.
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Geez, I dreamt I had
an alarm clock.
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I should get one of those.
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Okay, Hank, you get to
come on one patrol.
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But remember
that if... Shotgun.
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He called it.
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Oh, speaking
of that...
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You're not getting a gun.
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If anything goes down,
we'll share mine.
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Oh, be right back.
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Bathroom break.
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Yeah, this is gonna
work great.
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Hey, you picked him.
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Well, well, good morning,
Sleeping Beauty.
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I know, I'm late.
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What's the matter?
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The prince didn't show up
to give you a kiss?
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I slept in.
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Pea under the royal mattress
keep you up all night?
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Okay, I get it.
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Were the seven dwarves too noisy
as they cobbled your new shoes?
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I think maybe you're mashin'
a couple fairytales
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together there.
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Ah, tell it to your
pumpkin, Rapunzel.
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Thanks for lettin' me wear
your gun belt, Davis.
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It's all a part
of the experience.
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Hey, this thing
has a world clock.
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It's 8:30 in Taipei.
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Not a lotta crime out here.
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It's 'cause we're here.
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Isn't that like hiring someone
to keep away alligators
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in the middle of the city and
then when someone says
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there's no alligators in
the middle of the city,
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you say,
"Well, it worked, then"?
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There's alligators in
the sewers in the city.
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Hey.
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In Rotterdam
it's tomorrow already.
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It makes ya think.
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Hey,
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why was I standing in
the storeroom just now?
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I sent you in for napkins.
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Oh, yeah, right.
Man, they are not workin' today.
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What aren't?
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The, uh, the little thinking
things in your head,
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to help you think.
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Brain cells?
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Brain cells. I'm totally
brain dead today.
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Hey, there.
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Well, at least I'm not alone.
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What's for breakfast?
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You're a little late.
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Oh.
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00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:43,155
What's the matter, Mom?
Can't sleep?
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Knittin' monkey on your back?
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We went dancing
last night.
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Ukrainian dancing.
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You know, they
don't wear clogs.
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I thought they wore clogs,
but they don't.
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Hmm.
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Coffee please,
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strong, black, and delicious.
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Well played.
But you'll cave first.
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I don't need coffee.
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Now why am I holding napkins?
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00:11:07,424 --> 00:11:10,156
Everything's gonna be okay.
220
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Do you have perogies?
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Only they're not really
called perogies.
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They're pyrohy. Yeah.
That's Ukrainian.
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Master Linguist.
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Watch your mouth.
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Well, if anyone actually
wants to order some
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non-hypothetical food
that's actually on the menu,
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I'll be back.
I have an errand to run.
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Dobra pobachinya.
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00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,950
What's that, Hawaiian?
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Ukrainian, ya jackass.
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00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:36,958
Yeah? Well, Ukraine is the
Hawaii of Eastern Europe.
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Drink your milk.
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Great.
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Let's set up some cans
and shoot 'em.
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No.
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Come on, I know how
to fire a gun.
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It's not that.
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Without that belt, my pants
will fall down.
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00:12:06,436 --> 00:12:08,399
Lacey's car won't start.
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Let's roll.
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Shotgun!
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Grow up, Karen.
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Where were you,
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locked in a dungeon
spinning straw into gold?
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So Mom's happy, big deal.
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Quittin' coffee is hard.
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Quittin' knittin' is easy,
and fun to say,
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quittin' knittin', quittin'
knittin', quittin' knittin'.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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I'm beat. I'm takin' the rest
of the day off.
251
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Well, that would make it
the entire day off.
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You're about to witness
a 10-13, Car Won't Start.
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Is it safe?
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Keep your head down and
stay close. You'll be okay.
255
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Time to generate some respect.
256
00:13:01,006 --> 00:13:02,970
Where's your belt?
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00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,973
It's Casual Friday.
258
00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:07,009
It's Thursday.
259
00:13:07,114 --> 00:13:08,612
Not in Rotterdam.
260
00:13:08,617 --> 00:13:10,313
What's the trouble?
261
00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:12,617
Oh, it was knockin'
on the way over
262
00:13:12,622 --> 00:13:14,553
and then I couldn't
get it to...
263
00:13:14,657 --> 00:13:16,288
You guys wanna
be left alone?
264
00:13:16,393 --> 00:13:19,024
Police business.
Nothin' to see here.
265
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,060
You want a ride back?
266
00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:22,396
I have groceries.
267
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,998
Shout "Shotgun. "
268
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,666
Shotgun.
269
00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:33,510
This is gonna throw off
my entire schedule.
270
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:38,149
I think I figured out how
to beat this caffeine thing,
271
00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:39,585
booze.
272
00:13:39,657 --> 00:13:42,155
Oh, speakin' of that.
273
00:13:47,568 --> 00:13:49,531
Geez, you're a monster.
274
00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:50,933
Thanks for the
ridealong, guys.
275
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,937
I hope you learned
what it takes to be a cop.
276
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,007
Well, I'm starting to. But
there's so much more to learn.
277
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,811
Maybe you should swing by
and give me another ridealong
278
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:02,848
back to my house in say,
uh, two hours?
279
00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:04,850
Thanks.
280
00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:08,456
I don't think she learned
what it takes to be a cop.
281
00:14:08,561 --> 00:14:10,593
Wow, my first bribe.
282
00:14:10,698 --> 00:14:14,431
I don't think you've learned
what it takes to be a cop.
283
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:18,236
Hey.
284
00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:20,037
How goes the contest?
285
00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:22,941
Ah, Mom puts on a good show,
but she'll cave.
286
00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:24,444
Why? What's goin' on?
287
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,714
Mama's quittin' knittin',
quittin' knittin'.
288
00:14:26,818 --> 00:14:29,416
Really? She must be goin'
through hell.
289
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:41,666
So, it's a battle of wills.
290
00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:43,901
Battle of will.
Emma's gonna crush Brent.
291
00:14:43,973 --> 00:14:46,506
Hey, don't say that
about my boy, here.
292
00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:49,776
He's got the stuff to
ride this thing out.
293
00:14:57,024 --> 00:15:00,557
The sad thing is,
he's not even drunk.
294
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:14,008
Oh, right. That's why I don't
have one of those.
295
00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:20,417
Hah! Five minutes early.
296
00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:22,118
What do you think of that?
297
00:15:22,223 --> 00:15:23,821
Coffee monkey off my back.
298
00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:25,457
This is a whole
new attitude.
299
00:15:25,529 --> 00:15:27,794
You're bright eyed
and bushy tailed.
That's right.
300
00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:29,696
You're clean.
You bet.
301
00:15:29,801 --> 00:15:32,599
You're showin' up to work
on your day off.
302
00:15:33,505 --> 00:15:34,803
I'll see ya tomorrow.
303
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:37,372
Tell the coffee monkey
I said hi.
304
00:15:38,446 --> 00:15:41,478
Okay, you have an 8:55 at
the Community Centre,
305
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,613
then a 9:30 to the post office,
306
00:15:43,685 --> 00:15:45,717
then three more ridealongs
before lunch.
307
00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:48,286
Can we please not do this?
308
00:15:48,392 --> 00:15:49,655
It was your idea.
309
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,624
No, it wasn't.
I wanted respect.
310
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:53,126
Careful what you wish for.
311
00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:55,730
Hey, Police.
312
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:58,099
Can I have a ridealong
to the liquor store?
313
00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:01,203
We already got a fare.
Call ahead.
314
00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:03,539
You better get rollin'.
315
00:16:05,012 --> 00:16:06,410
Davis,
316
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,513
be careful out there.
317
00:16:08,585 --> 00:16:11,983
You should come with. I wouldn't
want to forget anything.
318
00:16:12,056 --> 00:16:13,787
Roger.
319
00:16:24,204 --> 00:16:27,937
Oh, yeah. Really feelin'
that respect now.
320
00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:38,485
What are you doing?
321
00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:40,655
Making a Ukrainian
Easter egg.
322
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,224
Ivan at the dance
lent me this stuff.
323
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:45,428
Start now, you should
be done by Easter.
324
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:48,665
Would you rather we were
sittin' in front of the tube
325
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:50,902
watchin' that Ben Mulroney
do nothin'?
326
00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:53,104
Is anyone here a doctor?
327
00:16:53,176 --> 00:16:54,306
No. But...
328
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:55,809
I'm Ben Mulroney.
329
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,011
Let him through.
330
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,450
Isn't this nice?
331
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:05,253
We're getting out more,
you found a new hobby.
332
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,856
Want to paint an egg?
333
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,460
Why don't we do something
un-Ukrainian for a change?
334
00:17:09,565 --> 00:17:10,894
Where's your clogs?
335
00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:12,497
You wanna make holubsti?
336
00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:14,632
Not to you.
337
00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:23,377
Do you think there's such
a thing as caffeine gum?
338
00:17:23,449 --> 00:17:26,648
I could let you chew on
a used coffee filter.
339
00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:28,918
You say that,
but I know you won't.
340
00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:30,587
Do you want some decaf?
341
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:31,956
Decaf?
342
00:17:32,026 --> 00:17:33,858
The caf is what I need.
343
00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:35,961
The caf is the
whole point of this.
344
00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:38,497
I'm not just jonesin' for
some hot brown liquid,
345
00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:40,299
with or without caf.
346
00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:42,201
I need the caf.
347
00:17:42,273 --> 00:17:44,706
You need therapy.
348
00:17:45,912 --> 00:17:47,843
That's not caf.
349
00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:50,179
It's for a calf.
350
00:17:54,891 --> 00:17:56,821
Maybe it's none of my business,
351
00:17:56,927 --> 00:17:59,023
but are you allowed to drink
on duty?
352
00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:01,761
Who's to say I am on duty?
353
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,832
My partner drove off
and left me here.
354
00:18:04,937 --> 00:18:06,300
Well, are you gettin' paid?
355
00:18:06,405 --> 00:18:08,970
Yeah. But I'm not
doing anything.
356
00:18:09,074 --> 00:18:11,841
Sweet. Getting paid for
not doing anything.
357
00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:14,410
I sorta respect that.
358
00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:19,117
Sort of respect is
close to respect.
359
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:21,387
It's what you're getting.
360
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,956
Hmm.
361
00:18:26,498 --> 00:18:28,996
He looks so peaceful.
362
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:31,265
Like a big grumpy baby.
363
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,971
Hey, Brent.
364
00:18:34,976 --> 00:18:36,807
Hey, Lacey, was there
anything else in the box
365
00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:39,143
with this when you got it,
like a charger?
366
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,513
I don't know, maybe.
I threw it out.
367
00:18:41,618 --> 00:18:43,749
What? Why would you do that?
368
00:18:43,754 --> 00:18:45,818
Because I popped
all the bubbles.
369
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,925
So the magic box has
run out of wonder juice,
370
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,627
huh, Princess Penelope?
371
00:18:54,335 --> 00:18:55,664
Princess?
372
00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:58,168
Oh. No, wait. That's Brent.
373
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:03,542
No, the battery's almost dead.
But that's okay, I got a plan.
374
00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:06,211
First, I'm going to take
the appointments in here
375
00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:09,482
and put them onto index cards,
and then I'm gonna...
376
00:19:16,497 --> 00:19:18,527
So everything's
under control, then?
377
00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:28,507
She's not bluffin'.
She's kicked the habit.
378
00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:31,578
Mom's in touch with
her inner non-knitter.
379
00:19:31,683 --> 00:19:33,614
They do look happy.
380
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,752
You know, it's not
called "the Ukraine,"
381
00:19:36,857 --> 00:19:38,620
it's just "Ukraine. "
382
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:39,989
Fascinating.
383
00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:42,893
Would you say "the Canada"
or "the Portugal"?
384
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,595
No, I wouldn't say that.
385
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:50,770
Canada has more Ukrainians than
any other country except one.
386
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,739
Can you guess?
387
00:19:52,811 --> 00:19:55,442
Is it the Ukraine?
388
00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:56,744
Yeah.
389
00:19:56,849 --> 00:19:58,847
It's the Ukraine.
390
00:19:58,919 --> 00:20:01,017
I'll be back.
391
00:20:03,425 --> 00:20:06,657
It's time to face facts.
She's got me beat. Mom wins.
392
00:20:06,762 --> 00:20:08,093
Needles!
Give me the needles!
393
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,528
Give you what?
394
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,831
I give up.
I- I can't take it anymore!
395
00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:13,366
I gotta go home and knit.
396
00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:15,268
What's goin' on?
397
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:19,874
Oscar, I have known Ukrainians,
I have worked with Ukrainians.
398
00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:23,279
And you, sir,
are no Ukrainian.
399
00:20:28,091 --> 00:20:29,654
What was that about.
400
00:20:29,659 --> 00:20:31,255
Ya neznayu.
401
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,625
Paul, cancel the rye.
Bring me a coffee.
402
00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:36,029
It's 10:30 at night.
403
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,965
Two coffees.
404
00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:46,709
Hey, Karen. Beer?
405
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,779
No, thanks. I'm off duty.
406
00:20:48,884 --> 00:20:50,247
How was work?
407
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,751
Notice anything missing,
408
00:20:52,856 --> 00:20:54,820
anyonemissing?
409
00:20:54,825 --> 00:20:56,790
Oh, I feel terrible.
410
00:20:57,428 --> 00:21:00,595
Hank lost all my
ridealong appointments.
411
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,965
There's such a thing as
too much technology.
412
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:04,500
Man wasn't meant to...
413
00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:06,335
Keep track of his
appointments?
414
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:10,107
I guess we'll just have to
find a new way to reach out.
415
00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:13,310
Well, if there's anything
I can do to help.
416
00:21:14,718 --> 00:21:16,849
Hey, kids, stay in school.
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