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What are you doing here?
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I work here,
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I think.
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You know, unless you change your mind.
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Okay, I broke the mop handle.
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I know you told me no karate
kicks in the store.
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But I watched a Jet Li movie
and was in a weird headspace.
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I just meant that I changed the schedule
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and you have Thursdays
off now. Remember?
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Well, isn't that something.
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You broke the mop?
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Hey. If I don't have to
work, I can go to bingo.
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You're not supposed
to watch movies at work.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Hey. How come you're not in uniform?
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Is it top secret?
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You workin' undercover?
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Everyone in Dog River knows
me. How could I work undercover?
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And if I was
undercover, I couldn't tell you.
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I get it. So you are undercover.
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She failed her drug test.
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Oh. So you just think you're undercover.
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I took allergy medication and
it showed up on the test.
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It's a technicality, but I
can't work for about a week.
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A week too long. Now
lot double the workload.
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Wow! Two naps a day.
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Hey, you watch any Jet Li movies?
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Does he kick a lot of mops?
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Nah. I couldn't say.
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Why would you kick a
mop? What does that get ya?
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You sell cookies?
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Look at these
ingredients. They're all chemicals.
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You know, this is
like eating a Bounce sheet.
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Yeah, but a tasty Bounce sheet.
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I hope you don't
mind a little competition,
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because I just started
selling freshly baked cookies.
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They're two completely different things.
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You're selling plate
cookies. These are road cookies.
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Road cookies?
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Yeah. Road cookies
are... are like an old miner.
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You know, on the outside
they're gritty and tough as nails,
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but on the inside
they're soft and sweet and gooey.
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Much like a miner.
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All right, it's a bad
analogy. But you get my drift.
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Your drift is that some people
like gritty chemicals
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that are gooey.
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And also that old
miners can be very sensitive.
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I believe I've made my point.
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So this is what it's like to be useless,
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idling the hours away with
no particular purpose in life.
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Hank, were your ears burnin'?
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Ah, no.
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I got a thing on my foot that's itchy.
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Hank, you have a lot of
spare time. What do you do?
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Pffft! What don't I do?
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I hang out, have coffee.
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Sometimes I throw
stones at things and whatnot.
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Wow. You should get
a personal assistant.
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And you should both...
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get some freshly baked cookies.
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Nah. No thanks.
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They're oatmeal, the meal made of oats.
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Boy, you're really pushing
these cookies.
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I'm not pushing them. I am using
the power of suggestion.
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I suggest you have a
cookie, which makes you think
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about having a cookie, and
then you decide to have a cookie.
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Have you sold any cookies?
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Not as such, no.
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Well, I
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your
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Yeah.
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And I
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the
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Can I get a coffee or what?
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Under the I...
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Hi Emma!
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...19. Oh. Wanda, hi.
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I've never seen you at bingo before.
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First Thursday night off. Gotta
be where the action is.
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Under the B...
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...7.
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Maybe action isn't the right word.
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One more! Come on Fred,
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give me O-72!
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Ah, ah, oh-aah!
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Okay, that qualifies as action.
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Road cookies.
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You get well, Fred.
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Take as much time as you
need. Your job will be here.
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No one calls bingo like you do.
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He's never coming back.
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Okay, who wants to call bingo?
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I'd do it myself, but I've
got a very important meeting.
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(Playing
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Wanda, why don't you call?
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You have such a beautiful voice.
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Really? At Karaoke
Night you threw a shoe at me.
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My feet were tired.
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We have a volunteer.
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Okey-dokey.
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Here we go.
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G-58,
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under the G-58.
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Delores, over there, is thinking,
"Gee, I wish I had a 58."
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Geesh.
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Easy crowd.
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Come on, 72!
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All I need is O-72!
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Hang in there, Fred.
You're gonna be okay.
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Hope everybody remembered
to take their Vitamin B-6.
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Bingo!
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Just in case you're
Jonesin', I've locked up the Sudafed.
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Ha-ha!
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Brent,
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somebody has been eating
your road cookies in The Ruby.
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Who buys these?
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I can't tell you that. Why not?
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That would break the code
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of customer-gas station attendant
confidentiality.
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You gotta be kidding?
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People rely on me to keep
their purchases to myself.
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Like a bond of trust.
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Exactly. Davis wouldn't
like it if I told the town
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that he buys Cosmo every month,
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as a random example
that isn't even true.
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I'm going to find
out about these cookies?
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Not without a warrant.
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So, mind if I hang out?
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Anything to keep you off the streets
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while you get yourself clean.
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Then Fred took a
half gainer off the stage.
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Next thing you know he's
off to the doctor,
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Wanda's calling bingo, and I'm losing.
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So the short of it is you
have no bingo money.
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It's like I've been jinxed.
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Do you think Wanda might be bad luck?
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Bad luck?
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Come to think of it,
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the other day I was talking
to her on the phone and then
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three hours later I
dropped the radio and it busted.
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Good thing I wasn't in the tub.
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Damn woman coulda killed me.
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Oh, hey, Hank. Hey.
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Where ya goin'?
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Inventory. Why?
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I thought you could take a break,
have a coffee, hang out.
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Sorry. You're too late. I
just hung out with Karen.
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That's not hangin' out. She's a girl.
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She probably talked about, uh, you know,
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clouds and skirts and rainbows.
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Actually, we had a very
stimulating conversation
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about authority and
morality in the new millennium.
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Why? Was there something
special you wanted to talk about?
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Oh, yeah.
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Where do people who live in
igloos go to the bathroom?
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Oh, geez, that's a good one too.
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Yeah.
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I can't hang out all
day. I got work to do.
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Do you think these
wrappers have fingerprints on them?
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They've got your fingerprints on them.
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I should let this go.
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But it bugs me.
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Let them sneak their cookies in here.
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You're better than this.
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You're right. I am better than this.
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My cookies are better than this.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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Recently, while cleaning up,
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I discovered some
wrappers from packaged cookies.
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Now, I am very
confident about the quality
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of my fresh home-baked cookies.
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So whoever prefers these chemical-laced
packaged ones,
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you don't have to hide anymore.
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Go ahead.
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You can eat them at your table.
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You hear that?
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That's the sound of coffee
goin' up a buck.
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Hank,
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what are you doing here?
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Hey, Brent.
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You wanna hang out?
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It's 7:00 in the morning.
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Yeah.
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You think people in igloos
go to the bathroom outside?
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Not now, Hank. Go
home and get some sleep.
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Come back at a decent hangout time.
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Oh, like when?
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Midmorning, late morning?
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You can't force a hangout, Hank.
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You just gotta catch a wave.
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I think I know how to hang out, Brent.
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Is Bad Luck Wanda
callin' the bingo tonight?
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I guess.
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Fred's pelvis is fractured. Lazy wimp.
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I can't rely on luck.
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I have to be proactive.
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That, or you could do
something about it yourself.
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Actually, I heard it was the
Greeks who first invented
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the hot and cold water plumbing system.
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Well, what kind of
plumbing did they have in igloos?
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Hey, you guys hangin'
out? Sorry I'm late.
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Technically, you were
really early. Now you're late.
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Can I hang out now?
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Sure.
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We were talking about plumbing in igloos
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and I was saying
how the Ancient Greeks...
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You did my thing with her?
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The-the-the igloo
thing's our thing, Brent.
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Oh, thank you, gas bell.
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Talk to ya later. See ya.
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I've been out hung.
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Um, Lacey, could I have a cookie?
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Well, of course you...
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Wait a second.
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You don't really want one, do you?
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This is just a-a pity cookie, isn't it?
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What is it about those packaged cookies?
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They're tough and
great for dipping in coffee.
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They're like... An old miner?
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You can't dip an old
miner in coffee. Gross!
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So it's the dipping they want.
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Thanks. It's good to have
you around to talk to.
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I'm always around. We always talk.
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But it's different without the uniform.
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Seen Davis lately?
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No. I wonder how he's doin'.
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Hey, give me my hat back.
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We gotta pay for
those out of our own pocket.
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A broken pipe?
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I don't know how it
happened. Probably his fault.
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All those damn showers
he took when he was a kid.
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Well, can't Dad fix it?
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Oh, oah!
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What do you think?
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All right. I'll be right over.
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Oh, Wanda.
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Sorry. I'm gonna need
you to cover for me.
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But it's Bingo Night.
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Well, don't blame me. Blame the Greeks.
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Davis.
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I'm not napping. You nap!
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Hey.
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What is it?
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Wanna hang out?
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Don't you usually hang out with Brent?
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Yeah.
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Well, we're kinda hangin'
out with other people right now.
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All right. Hop in.
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So,
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you know how in
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If they're so
worried about overpopulation,
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instead of zapping them, they
should turn them into farmers.
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That way everyone
eats and no one gets hurt.
260
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,868
It's probably more fun zappin' 'em.
261
00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:28,801
You know what? I, ah, I can't
do this right now. Sorry.
262
00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:31,734
I think I'm still on the rebound.
263
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,801
Waste of a nap.
264
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,701
I don't know where Wanda can be,
265
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:50,534
leaving us in the lurch like this.
266
00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:52,901
Pretty irresponsible.
267
00:13:52,968 --> 00:13:55,634
We need to get someone else.
268
00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,634
Oh, evening, Officer.
269
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,767
Hey, Fitzy.
270
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:11,567
Well, how the hell
did it get bent like that?
271
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,434
How should I know?
272
00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:15,901
It looks like the work of an orangutan.
273
00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:20,033
Really? That's your prime suspect?
274
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,901
Oops.
275
00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:28,834
How did that get there?
276
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:32,734
Under the G-51.
277
00:14:32,801 --> 00:14:34,667
Ah-hah!
278
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:38,434
Way to go, Hank. You're a natural.
279
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:41,033
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
280
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,701
Oh! Ooh!
281
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:48,968
I'm okay.
282
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:52,567
Whew! That's quite a drop.
283
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,634
Under the B-careful.
284
00:14:57,534 --> 00:14:59,167
I thought you had to work.
285
00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:01,434
I got someone to cover for me.
286
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,968
Hi-yaa!
287
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:08,434
Well, I think we are all
excited that Wanda's back,
288
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:11,100
but I got things under
control. Under the L...
289
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:13,133
I'll take it from here.
290
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,067
So much for whatnot. Back
to throwin' stones.
291
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:21,434
Wan-da, Wan-da,
Wan-da, Wan-da, Wan-da, Wan-da...
292
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:23,801
Where's my lucky wrench?
293
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:32,501
Fatty triglycerides, tartaric acid,
294
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,767
dipotassium phosphate,
295
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,434
pecans... ooh, pecans?
296
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,167
Tah-dah!
297
00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:40,767
Tah-dah what?
298
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,901
It's biscotti.
299
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:45,033
It's an Italian
biscuit, great for dipping.
300
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,701
We know what biscotti is, Lacey.
301
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:50,100
It's just a little 1995, don't ya think?
302
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,634
Oh.
303
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,767
Is my dad hipper than you?
304
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:57,167
If we wanted biscotti, we'd
buy some at the gas station.
305
00:15:58,734 --> 00:16:02,467
I don't know why I'm having such
bad luck with my cookies.
306
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:04,200
Has Wanda been around?
307
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,834
Yeah.
308
00:16:05,901 --> 00:16:07,534
There's your answer.
309
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,067
Hey.
310
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:16,133
You wanna hang out?
311
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,400
Oh, I don't know.
312
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,968
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
313
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:23,767
I know it was a little awkward before,
314
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,501
but that was the first time, right?
315
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,534
I mean...
316
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:35,234
I brought ya these.
317
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,567
All right, road cookies.
318
00:16:37,634 --> 00:16:39,501
You rock!
319
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:42,901
Thanks for noticin'.
320
00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:46,000
So,
321
00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:52,100
where do you think people
go to the bathroom in an igloo?
322
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,067
You mean Inuit.
323
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,901
Oh, sorry.
324
00:16:55,968 --> 00:17:00,501
So, where do you think people
go to the bathroom in an Inuit?
325
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:01,868
No, no.
326
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:06,133
The people are Inuit and
they don't live in igloos anymore.
327
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,634
Oh, right.
328
00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:10,767
'Cause it's summer.
329
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,634
Hey, ah, you want
to drive by Corner Gas?
330
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,868
Wait a minute.
331
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:22,167
Are you using me to make Brent jealous?
332
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,834
No!
333
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:25,767
Oh, Davis, no.
334
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,567
No, I-I...
335
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:31,534
I must say, Fred,
336
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:34,100
you're looking much better.
337
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,667
I'm glad you came to see me, Emma.
338
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:38,667
So when are you coming back?
339
00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:40,834
Oh, I don't know.
340
00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:45,200
Nobody wants an old
rodeo clown like me around.
341
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:46,868
Nonsense.
342
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:50,000
People are always
talking about you at bingo.
343
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:52,000
I hope Fred doesn't come back.
344
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:55,534
Yeah, Fred was terrible. Fred sucks.
345
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:57,968
That's nice.
346
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,834
But I'm in way too much pain.
347
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:04,033
Pain is just a state of mind.
348
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,901
Once you're up there...
349
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:10,767
Emma, I have a crush on you.
350
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:15,100
I have adored you since you first
walked into Bingo Night.
351
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:20,434
I deliberately called your numbers
so that you would win.
352
00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:23,801
It was all a lie!
353
00:18:23,868 --> 00:18:26,167
So when are you coming back?
354
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,033
I give up on this fresh-baked crap.
355
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,100
Everybody wants road cookies.
356
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:36,100
I don't know why you're knocking
yourself out, Lacey.
357
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:39,067
Why don't you just sell
these cookies over there?
358
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:40,834
You'd be fine with that?
359
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:42,501
They're cookies, Lacey.
360
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,601
I'm not giving you my bone marrow.
361
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,767
Hey, Brent.
362
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,567
Hey, Hank.
363
00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:51,934
Sorry, now is kind of a bad time.
364
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,434
Oh, no. I wasn't, ah, I
wasn't lookin' for you.
365
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,801
I was, ah, I was lookin' for Davis.
366
00:18:57,868 --> 00:19:02,033
We've been hangin' out a
lot, me and... me and Davis.
367
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,400
Oh, yeah?
368
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:07,601
Oh, he has got some
real interesting theories
369
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,067
on
370
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,701
Well, I'm gonna go now.
371
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:20,133
So, ah, you know, if you see
my hangout buddy, Davis,
372
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,467
just tell him I'm lookin' for him.
373
00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:25,167
Not
374
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,400
It's sad.
375
00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:32,868
It kinda makes my
cookie problems seem trivial.
376
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:35,467
Your cookie problem is trivial.
377
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:37,267
I mean, yes, it does.
378
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,968
B-4,
379
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,834
B-4.
380
00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:44,868
Before you know it, I'll
be calling another number.
381
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,100
The place is packed.
382
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,868
If this continues, we
will finally raise enough money
383
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:53,567
to send a kid to Jazz Camp.
384
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:58,767
Oh, Fred's back. It's a miracle.
385
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,234
Halleluiah.
386
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,501
I've been railroaded. Fred
shouldn't be calling bingo.
387
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:08,033
He should be lying flat on his back
388
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,000
sucking his supper through a straw.
389
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:12,400
Wanda, this is what Fred lives for.
390
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:15,834
Look at him up there. Let
him have this one thing.
391
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,534
Oh, you're right, Emma.
392
00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:20,434
What was I thinking?
393
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:22,467
I feel terrible.
394
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:24,801
You are so selfless.
395
00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:28,534
I-27.
396
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,200
Bingo!
397
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,567
Hey, Brent.
398
00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:39,100
Here's that five bucks I owe ya.
399
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,467
Actually, it was ten.
400
00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:44,567
Here's five of the ten bucks I owe ya.
401
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:48,534
I'll see ya later.
402
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:51,567
Wait! Where ya goin', Hank?
403
00:20:51,634 --> 00:20:54,000
We've been best
friends since we were kids.
404
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:57,534
It seems like we never
get to hang out anymore.
405
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,534
I miss ya, man.
406
00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:01,567
So Karen went back to work?
407
00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:04,567
Yeah. Cool.
408
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:06,434
So, how was your vacation?
409
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:08,400
Oh, I was bored silly.
410
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:11,067
I missed the hustle
and bustle of police work.
411
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:13,400
Well, it's good to have you back.
412
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:16,434
Ah, it's good to be back.
413
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,000
Ah!
414
00:21:19,501 --> 00:21:21,400
Where's your hat?
415
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:23,567
Never mind.
416
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,701
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421
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422
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423
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425
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