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Hey, Brent,
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how tall are you?
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Same height as usual.
I'm just sittin' down.
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How tall are you?
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Ah, about five nine.
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My point exactly.
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Did I just lose an argument?
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My point is that
nobody from our generation
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uses the metric system for height.
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We use kilometres, we
use litres, we use grams.
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But the height thing
never made the transition
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to the metric system from the old...
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whatever it's called system.
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Are we in an argument?
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Ask anybody over 30 how tall they are,
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they're gonna tell ya in
feet and inches. Huh?
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Watch.
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Hey, Wanda. What?
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What size is that
milk you're puttin' out?
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Some two litres and some half litres.
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Hm?
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How tall are you?
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Yes, Hank, I'm short. Very funny.
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You're a regular Jay Lame-o.
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I'm still tall enough
to kick your sorry ass.
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Now ask her if she's over 30.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Wanda, can I talk
to you about something?
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What's up?
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Well, it's kind of sensitive.
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Have I got bad
breath? Something in my teeth?
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No.
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It involves a guy.
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Dump him. He's not worth your trouble.
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You don't even know who
I'm talking about.
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If he's anyone around here,
he's not worth your trouble.
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It's Brent.
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Now you've got something in your teeth.
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Don't take your coat off. We got a call.
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A what?
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Reports of gunfire just west of town.
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Relax. It's nothin'.
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Nothing? It's
three, maybe four gunshots.
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It was three, I think.
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Yeah, three.
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They were your shots?
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Yeah. I was down at Lumsden's farm.
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He had a buncha crows eatin' his corn.
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So you figured you
should start shooting at them?
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Well, not right
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That stupid
scarecrow he's got is useless.
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It isn't scary in the least.
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Caw!
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A scarecrow should look
scary. That's the whole point.
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Davis,
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I know you're my senior officer,
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so I say this with all due respect.
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How stupid are you?
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You can't just fire
your gun off willy-nilly.
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It wasn't willy-nilly. It was at crows.
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You have to file a report every
time you fire your weapon,
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whatever the reason.
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It was crows, I said.
Are you even listening?
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You're having a thing with Brent?
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You work with Brent. Does
he ever talk about me?
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Sure, every day.
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Really? What does he say?
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It depends on what your specials are.
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Specials?
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The lunch specials.
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If you have something
like a steak sandwich,
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he thinks you're the greatest.
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But if it's some salad with
pine nuts and filberts
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and stuff from goats, it sours
him up for the rest of the day.
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Oh.
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Lacey, are you having
some kinda thing with Brent?
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No.
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Maybe.
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I mean we almost had a thing, I think.
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Settle down. You're gettin' me hot.
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Do you still have that outboard motor
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or did some stooge buy it?
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I got someone to buy it. 90 bucks!
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Ooh. Who's the sap?
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Yeah, I'd rather not say.
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The buyer wants to keep it quiet.
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You gotta hide me. Hide you?
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If your mother finds
me, she'll pull my arms off.
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Mom's been here for five minutes.
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You snitch.
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Dad, if you're hiding from someone,
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don't hide in the place
that you go to every day.
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When Brent and I went to Regina
to see the Grey Cup,
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his car ran out of gas
and we spent the day together.
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At one point we started
discussing relationships
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or something and then we...
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Did you sleep with Brent?
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No!
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Did you and Brent make out?
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Well, no.
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Well, what?
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Did you see him pee or something?
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No. Well, yeah. But that's
not what I meant.
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We almost kissed.
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You almost kissed?
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Mmhmm.
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Wow.
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That's a big deal...
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for grade seven.
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So you almost kissed.
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So now you want to
know how proceed, huh,
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take things to the next level?
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No.
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No, no. The exact opposite. I
- I just wanna be friends.
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But I'm afraid if I tell
Brent that it'll hurt his feelings...
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For five bucks I'll tell him.
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No. That would hurt his feelings more.
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Plus, he would think I was a coward.
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Then give me five
bucks or I'll tell him.
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I need five bucks.
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Your father's done a
lot of stupid things.
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You just realized that?
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But he's never stolen from me.
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You stole from Mom?
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90 dollars.
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It was found money. Where'd
you find 90 bucks?
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In the house, in our house.
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In my nightstand, on my side of the bed,
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in a drawer, in an
envelope marked "Do not touch. "
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How am I supposed to read in the dark?
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Dad, don't tell me you're
the sap buying Hank's motor?
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Fine. I won't tell ya.
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"And any firing of
the sidearm shall warrant
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"a full and thorough
internal report to be executed
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and filed by a fellow officer. "
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How are we supposed to know what's right
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and what's wrong when
they keep adding new rules?
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This was published in 1964.
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I wasn't even a cop in '64.
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How am I supposed to know that stuff?
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That's why you need the
money, for a stupid outboard motor?
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Maybe I'm buyin' you a present.
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You bought me a plastic
butter dish 15 years ago
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and now another present?
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Oh, keep it up and you
won't get nothin'.
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Can I talk to you?
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Yeah, okay.
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Wanda, can you take over?
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Yeah, I think I can manage.
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That's my money.
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If it's your money, how come I have it?
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So, what's up? I got somethin'
in my teeth?No.
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It's about our trip to the Grey Cup.
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Oh.
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We-we had that moment,
or kinda had that moment,
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and I was just...
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Look, Lacey, um,
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I was kinda hopin' we
could avoid this altogether.
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I don't feel like we should be a couple.
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You know?
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I
- I think you're great and I like ya a lot.
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It's just I honestly feel
like we're supposed to be friends.
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So let's just stay friends, okay?
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Will you be all right with that?
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Oh, sure. Yeah.
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That's great, actually.
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Because that's what
I was just gonna say.
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Really? Excellent.
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Right.
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I'm just curious as to
why you-you don't, um...
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Back to work. Talk to ya later.
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What are the lunch specials today?
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Uh, pork chops. Oh,
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Yes! You rule!
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Okay, so I'll just ask
you a few questions,
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file a quick report, and, ah,
we'll be done here. Okay?
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All right, I guess.
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So, you say you were
out by Lumsden's farm?
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Yeah, just west of town.
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Driving your patrol car?
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Of course.
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Okay, okay. We're on the
same side, here, Davis.
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No need to get defensive. I'm not.
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You're not on my side?
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I'm not defensive.
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Hmm.
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We can work this out.
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Yeah, if you give me my money.
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I just want some gas. So could you...
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Do I look like I work here?
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Does anyone work here?
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Hey, how ya doin'?
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Can I check the oil,
clean the windshield?
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Do you collect AirMiles?
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I just want outta
here. I know that feeling.
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Mom, Dad, settle down, okay?
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We're gonna have
civilian casualties here
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and then we got the UN crawlin'
all over the place.
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Come again.
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Oh, hey! We gotta
find a solution to this.
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I've been saving for six
months to buy a new mixer
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and I'm buying a new mixer.
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Hang on a second.
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Dad wants a new outboard
motor, Mom wants a new mixer.
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Oh, okay, that won't work.
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But you guys have to compromise.
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It's too late.
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Geez, he can really move
when he wants to.
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It's okay.
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I know where he lives.
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Hey.
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How did your talk with Brent go?
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Before I had a chance to tell him
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that I wasn't really attracted to him,
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he told me he wasn't really
attracted to me.
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Mm, aah.
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Yeah. So it's good, you know,
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because I didn't have
to hurt his feelings and...
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now I'm just wondering why...
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Why he's not attracted to you?
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Yeah. I-I'm-I'm
just curious.
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No offence, Lacey, but, uh, you're
kinda shootin' for the moon, there.
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Pardon?
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You know? I mean Brent's
just a bit outta your league.
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Ah, out of my...
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No offence.
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You are a lovely, intelligent woman.
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It's just that
Brent's kind of unattainable.
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Really?
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If we're talkin' just pure,
raw, physical animal attractiveness,
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the average guy is,
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and Brent is.
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Wow. 'Cause, you know,
I've really, I-I really never
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thought of him like that.
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Atta girl.
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You tell yourself whatever you need to,
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to get over the sting of rejection,
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and then you pick yourself back
up and you get back in the game.
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You know, lower your
standards, then get back in the game.
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So you fired your gun off at 2:00?
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But you didn't get back here until 2:20.
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What were you doin' for 20 minutes?
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Nothing.
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20 minutes is a lotta nothin'.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Nothin'.
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Just a lotta nothin',
just thinkin' out loud.
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You look like you could use a break.
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You want a coffee?
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Yeah.
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We're all out.
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Strange.
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What's that?
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Oh.
261
00:11:44,901 --> 00:11:49,000
Wanda was just saying
that Brent's really attractive.
262
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:52,100
Oh. Yeah.
263
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,501
I don't know how she does it,
264
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:56,534
havin' to work with him every day.
265
00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:58,567
What do you mean?
266
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,133
He's gorgeous.
267
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,968
I mean I'm a guy, I can't tell.
268
00:12:03,033 --> 00:12:06,167
I just see the way
women throw themselves at him.
269
00:12:06,234 --> 00:12:08,200
Brent Leroy?
270
00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:10,534
Good looks, gas station.
271
00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:14,000
Some guys have all the luck.
272
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,434
So Brent's really good looking?
273
00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,267
I know!
274
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,968
So how often would you
say you fire your handgun
275
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:28,567
in the, ah, course of a week?
276
00:12:28,634 --> 00:12:31,701
I don't know. I
- I don't keep track.
277
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:34,567
I thought you said
we were out of coffee.
278
00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:36,267
Did I?
279
00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:39,167
Emma?
280
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:41,501
Hey, uh, could I ask you something?
281
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,033
Sure.
282
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,501
Okay. Here it goes.
283
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:49,701
Uh, do you think your
son might be attracted to me?
284
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:52,100
Oh, I don't know. I hope so.
285
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,267
You're a nice, pretty
girl, you run your own business.
286
00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:57,801
You'd do Brent a world of good.
287
00:12:57,868 --> 00:13:00,467
Oh, no. Thanks, Emma. That's very sweet.
288
00:13:00,534 --> 00:13:02,467
But I don't want you to think...
289
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:05,501
The problem, though,
is with Brent himself.
290
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,033
In relationships, he's
his own worst enemy.
291
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,968
What do you mean?
292
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:12,467
He's so good looking. Too
good looking, really.
293
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:16,200
It can be a curse as well as a blessing.
294
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:19,000
Oh, I imagine it would be.
295
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:22,567
You're not the first to fall
for that chiselled face,
296
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:25,501
and I'm afraid you won't be the last.
297
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:28,968
So don't be too hurt
if Brent ends up being
298
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:32,167
a little bit beyond your reach.
299
00:13:32,234 --> 00:13:36,667
Oh, well. Thank you, Emma. I
- I'll keep that in mind.
300
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:40,567
But, just to be clear, I'm
not falling for Brent.
301
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:44,634
Sure you're not.
302
00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:46,734
Aww.
303
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,734
Did you get the money?
304
00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:53,734
I damn near died for it.
305
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:55,567
All right.
306
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,467
There it is.
307
00:13:57,534 --> 00:14:00,267
Hah, hah. Come to Papa.
308
00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:03,801
Geez! What does this thing weigh?
309
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,834
50 kilograms.
310
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,701
Kilograms? Talk right.
311
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:09,534
That's metric.
312
00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:13,467
Metric? I got news for
ya, Hank. We won the war.
313
00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:15,934
So what's the horsepower of this baby?
314
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,868
It's like, 15 horsepower.
315
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,501
Hah!
316
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,100
That's like 7,000 metric.
317
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,667
Really?
318
00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:25,234
Mmhmm.
319
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,467
You got yourself a deal.
320
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,968
Anyplace else?
321
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,667
All over the place.
322
00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:34,133
I shoot at sign
posts, sometimes at sparrows,
323
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,601
only because I know I'll never hit them.
324
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,200
And-and sometimes I-I shoot
straight up into air,
325
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,200
you know, to celebrate stuff.
326
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:46,501
Well, this has been a
real eye opener, Davis.
327
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:49,267
I gotta tell ya....
328
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:50,734
Now what?
329
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:53,234
I- I-I mean what'll happen?
What-what-what happens next?
330
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,934
You think I'll get
disciplined? You think I'll get fired?
331
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,767
What happens next is I sign this report,
332
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,501
make it official, and according
to regulation,
333
00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:07,567
I hand the completed
report to my superior officer.
334
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,567
Here you go, Sir.
335
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,534
We need to talk.
336
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,801
No, no, we don't.
337
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:39,200
No. No. Talk-talk to Oscar.
338
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:42,901
He's the one that stole your
money while you were out.
339
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:44,901
I don't know nothin' about it.
340
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:47,534
I know it's not your fault, Hank.
341
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:50,567
But I do need that money.
342
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:54,567
So, you like to play pool, do ya?
343
00:15:54,634 --> 00:15:56,901
Yeah.
344
00:15:56,968 --> 00:16:00,968
How about you and I play a
game of pool for that $90?
345
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:04,501
I don't know, Emma. I'm,
uh, I'm actually really good.
346
00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:07,901
I wouldn't want ya to think
I was hustlin' ya.
347
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,567
Rack 'em.
348
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:19,834
There. I beat ya 10 games in
a row. Can I go home now?
349
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:23,467
How about the best 11 out of 21?
350
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:26,567
Just take the money.
351
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:28,801
Hey.
352
00:16:28,868 --> 00:16:30,567
Could I ask you something?
353
00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:32,100
Sure.
354
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,634
Do you think I'm attractive?
355
00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,801
Ah, let's get one thing straight.
356
00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:39,868
I like guys.
357
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:43,501
I know, sometimes with me
being a cop, people make assumptions.
358
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,801
We all have things in our past.
359
00:16:45,868 --> 00:16:49,067
High school, pyjama party, tickle fight.
360
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,567
Let's start over.
361
00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:54,434
Would you say that Brent
is better looking,
362
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:57,000
for a guy, than I am for a woman?
363
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,501
I don't understand.
364
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:01,467
Brent told me he
just wants to be friends,
365
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:04,834
which is totally cool, and that's
all I wanna be anyway.
366
00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:08,868
Oh, Lacey. So what if Brent doesn't
want to go out with you.
367
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:13,534
You are way better looking
for girls than he is for boys,
368
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,167
way!
369
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,901
Oh, Karen, thank you.
370
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:18,534
No problem.
371
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:21,501
I mean that's what friends
do, right?Mmhmm.
372
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,667
They say things that aren't exactly true
373
00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:26,701
to make their friends
feel good about themselves.
374
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,534
Is that what you just did?
375
00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:31,400
Yeah.
376
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,234
Usually you don't tell the person.
377
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,701
Oh.
378
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:39,033
Well, anyway, truth is, Brent
is way outta your league.
379
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,734
Just lower the bar a little.
380
00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:43,567
You'll find someone.
381
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:45,234
Oh.
382
00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:49,801
You know how you guys
all think that Brent is
383
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,534
so handsome and
unattainable and outta my league?
384
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:55,501
Now, Lacey, no one ever said that.
385
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:58,000
Actually, I said something like that.
386
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,934
Oh, yeah, I did too.
387
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,868
Well, it seems to be a fairly
general consensus around town.
388
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,734
But I have a theory.
389
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:07,968
Adaptation.
390
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:10,734
Yeah, that's it, for sure.
391
00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:13,200
Don't humour her until
she's done. Sorry.
392
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:15,033
We have adapted to our surroundings,
393
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,200
we have lowered our standards.
394
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:20,167
I mean think about the men of Dog River.
395
00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:27,100
Do you see?
396
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:30,501
We have adapted our standards
because of what's available to us.
397
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,834
Brent, because he's
not tragically flawed,
398
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:36,834
is seen as beautiful when held
up against the average.
399
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:39,000
Well, I see what you're saying. But...
400
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:41,467
Do you see? Wanda agrees with me.
401
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,834
Oh, I am so glad that's settled.
402
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:46,234
Now I gotta get back to work.
403
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,467
Was that as big a load as it sounded?
404
00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:51,968
Huge load.
405
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:54,467
She's livin' in a dream world. Yeah.
406
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,534
Brent's not hot. Whatever.
407
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,534
Where you been?
408
00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:03,000
Thought I'd stay out of the house,
409
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:06,901
give you a chance to rummage
through my drawers and steal stuff.
410
00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:10,033
You still upset about
that? Stop livin' in the past.
411
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,501
Oh, I'll get over it, Oscar.
412
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:16,801
Because, trust me, you're
gonna get yours.
413
00:19:16,868 --> 00:19:18,934
What does that mean?
414
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,968
Unbelievable!
415
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:36,467
She put holes in my boat!
416
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,667
We'll see about this.
417
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,467
See?
418
00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:51,501
Two can play the hole game.
419
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,434
What are you talking about?
420
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:57,234
You put holes in my boat,
I put holes in your bowls.
421
00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,033
I never put holes in your boat.
422
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,567
Oh, right.
423
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,701
Somebody just comes along by
Lumsden's farm and shoots it.
424
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,234
I gotta be more careful with my gun.
425
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,534
So you're not mad at me anymore?
426
00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,033
Nah. You were right.
427
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,567
You put a good scare into
me. I learned my lesson.
428
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,601
Davis, I got a nest of
squirrels in my attic.
429
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,234
Can I borrow your gun?
430
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,801
There ya go.
431
00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:22,234
Thanks.
432
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:23,934
Davis!
433
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,567
Oh, right.
434
00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:28,601
When you're finished,
you're gonna have to file a report.
435
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,634
Yeah, not likely.
436
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:35,300
What?
437
00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:42,267
How's it goin'?
438
00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:44,734
I'm sittin' down, I'm eating.
439
00:20:44,801 --> 00:20:48,234
For a lazy glutton, this
is like a perfect day.
440
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,701
What is it you love so
much about chili cheese dogs?
441
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,767
What don't I love about them?
442
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,868
Actually, I don't love the
poppy seeds on the bun.
443
00:20:56,934 --> 00:20:58,667
Could you get some plain ones?
444
00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:00,934
Just brush them off with your hands.
445
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,133
You heard me say I'm lazy, right?
446
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,200
That's what you don't like.
447
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,434
What do you like about them?
448
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:10,133
Oh, well, they're
delicious, they're affordable,
449
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,167
and, best of all, they're bite-sized.
450
00:21:15,534 --> 00:21:19,501
You are so outta my league.
451
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:23,167
What's that mean?
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00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,667
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