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Hi, Sheila. I'll have my usual.
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I've never seen you
before in my life.
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I'm Jeff.
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I've been coming in here every
day for the last two weeks.
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I joke around with Kat.
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She says "What's up?"
I say "Muffin."
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That does sound like
something I'd block out.
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(song begins on radio)
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Oh, they're playing Max's
song again. Turn it up.
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Oh, it is so crazy to have
a friend's song on the radio.
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Other than Drake. I know Drake.
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Y'all know I know Drake, right?
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It's catchy, too.
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But, my goodness,
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the woman it's about
sounds like a real zero.
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You know darn well
that songs about me, Mother.
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But I don't mind.
You know, Max is super talented,
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and I'm happy to hear that
song everywhere I go,
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including at the
fricking gynecologist.
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Well, good for you,
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'cause if my ex wrote
a song like that about me,
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I would lose my mind,
and he would certainly
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lose his tires and his wheels,
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and maybe even his brakes.
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Well, I'm very happy for Max.
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Unrelated,
how does one do drugs?
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Uh-uh.
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The hell you think you're doing?
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Aw, come on, man.
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You guys got the good stuff,
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and I'm expecting
a big crowd tonight.
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You know, for Max and Zoey's...
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S-H-O-W.
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Shut the hell up,
you big M-O-R-O-N.
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Max has a show tonight?
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Yeah, we just didn't want
you to be upset about it.
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Plus, you weren't invited.
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CARTER:
But the show is not a big deal.
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It's just Louisville's
biggest country station
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doing a live broadcast,
and we're sold out,
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and they're calling the song
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the biggest tailgate
anthem of the summer.
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Ah! Why'd you just kick me?
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Well, that-that's great.
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You know, I-I want
Max to succeed.
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Yes, we broke up.
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Yes, I was hoping our 20-year
friendship would survive,
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but-but Max isn't there yet,
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and that's okay, I am mature
enough to accept that.
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♪ You can walk, you can run ♪
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Oh, zip it, Jeff!
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And from now on,
no music in here.
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Welcome to Footloose!
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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♪ You can walk, you can run ♪
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♪ Tell yourself
I'm not the one ♪
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♪ But we both know ♪
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♪ Had to let you go ♪
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♪ Can't you see
I can't believe ♪
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♪ You told the world
you'd set me free ♪
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♪ But we both know ♪
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♪ Had to let you go ♪
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♪ Saying there's the door... ♪
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Thank you. Keep the change.
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Appreciate it.
Check it out, Randi.
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Right into the wedding fund.
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We're still not getting
a wedding cake
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shaped like your hair.
Or my ass.
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Whoa.
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Oh, leaving early, huh?
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Must be a pretty lame show.
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And that song, so clearly unfair
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to the person it's about.
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Actually, it was too crowded.
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Yeah, those guys need
a much, much bigger venue.
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Too crowded?
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That sounds like
a fire code violation.
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Now I'm torn between
letting Max have his big night
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and fulfilling my civic duty.
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♪ But we both know ♪
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♪ Had to let you go ♪
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♪ Saying there's the door ♪
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♪ Door, door ♪
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♪ Door, don't let it
hit you in the ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Saying there's the door! ♪
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(cheering)
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-(cheering)
-That's my buddy!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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This-this whole night
has been like a dream.
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Oh, uh, special shout-out
to Hubba Bubba
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-and the Morning Zoo.
-(crowd cheers)
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Best of luck next week
at the Safeway opening.
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(crowd laughs)
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And to my high school
guidance counselor
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who said I'd never make it
in the music business,
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you can kiss my ass!
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(cheering)
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RIP, Mrs. Henderson.
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Oh, that was so great,
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I almost forgot I was
listening to country music.
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So good, even if
you forgot to say
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that the Middle C
has the coldest beers
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and hottest bartender.
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(laughs) It wouldn't be
the same without you guys.
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Also, thank you in advance
for understanding
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that I'm gonna
have to dump y'all
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when I become rich and famous.
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Oh, hey, Kat.
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What up, homies?
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"What are you doing here?"
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she says like
she didn't bet Carter
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that this is exactly
how it was gonna go down.
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Oh, that's right,
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I forgot the big show
was tonight.
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That must be why
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the fire department asked me
to conduct a headcount.
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Self-appointed
junior marshal, so you know,
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I got things going on, too.
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No, I like that you're here.
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This way you can
see all the ladies
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throwing their underwear at me.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need those back.
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All right, I got to
get back up there.
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Wait, Max, I just...
I want you to know...
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I'm genuinely happy for you.
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Well, I guess you were right.
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You crushing my heart
really did help my career.
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No, Max, that's not what I...
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-(crowd cheering)
-Sorry, it's so loud.
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Mother, put your bra back on!
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Holy mother of Wi-Fi,
you've got to be kidding me.
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What?
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Some music influencer found out
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that Max's song was about me
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and she won't stop DMing me
for an interview.
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Well, how did she find out?
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Sorry, sweetheart,
she was at Max's show.
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If you buy me three drinks,
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you get full access
to my mind or body.
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It's just the way I was raised.
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I'm trying to be
supportive of Max,
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but his song is everywhere.
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This isn't healthy for you.
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We need to get your mind
off of all this Max stuff.
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How about a girls' trip?
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And if that means we have
to close the café for a day,
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or a week, then so be it.
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That's a great idea.
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We could go wine tasting,
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or to a spa, or wine tasting.
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Hi, can I speak to your manager?
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How can I help you?
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I'm Val. I'm here to see
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if I can put up a flyer
for our cat show,
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The Louisville Pretty Kitty.
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Not to be confused with
the gentleman's club off I-65.
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You're doing Pretty Kitty again?
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I wasn't sure you would
after last year's incident.
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They double booked
with an exotic bird show.
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For the record,
the cats had a great time.
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Well, this is fate.
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Randi, we were just talking
about doing something fun.
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What's more fun than a cat show?
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Literally everything.
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Now hold on, Randi,
before you say no,
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is there a bridge
between here and there
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we can drive off?
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Come on, we can enter
Martin Scatsese.
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Yes, definitely.
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It's fun to compete,
even if you won't win.
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Just like all those nations
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nobody can pronounce
at the Olympics.
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Wait, are you saying that
Martin can't take home a trophy?
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No, of course not.
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But yes.
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Entering a premiere cat show
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isn't something
you do on a whim.
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You spend years building
a rapport with your animal,
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mortgaging your boat
to pay for cat training,
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leaving your husband
when he gets in the way.
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Jokes on you.
She ain't got a man.
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Well, I'll leave these
with you. I have to run.
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My Silver Persian
is getting a blowout
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at the Dry Bar down the street.
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That's why Fredrick
cancelled on me?
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Hey, since you're both here,
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there's something I've
been wanting to ask you.
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Yes, you've gained weight.
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-What?
-But it's cool.
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Because of Lizzo, it's okay now.
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You look great.
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You know, so many people starve
themselves before their wedding.
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I think it's nice
you went the other way.
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I was gonna ask you
to be my groomsmen,
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but now I'm rethinking
the whole thing.
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-Snap! Hell yeah.
-Groomsmen!
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(laughter)
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BRIGITTE:
Hello, stranger.
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Brigitte, you made it.
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Of course.
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I'm not going to
come all the way
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to a conference
in Nashville and not see you.
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I mean, first I saw
the toilet where Elvis died.
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Allegedly. I think he's
living in Cuba with Tupac.
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Oh, man. Kat is not
gonna like this.
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-Why?
-That's Max's ex-girlfriend.
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They were together
for like ten years.
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She's from "Pa-ree."
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That's French for "Paris."
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(cat meows)
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I think I'm the only
Black person here.
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Normally I would be offended,
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but right now,
I just feel proud.
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All these booths and
not one bottle of liquor?
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Does catnip get you buzzed?
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No.
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Hmm. I'm gonna try it.
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All right, the first
"cat-egory" is best of breed,
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followed by
the costume competition,
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and then the agility course.
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And you wanted
to go to New Orleans.
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Oh, look who's here.
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That sad little stray
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cleaned up so nice.
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And your cat looks good, too.
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Katharine is not a stray.
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I only left her
at the fire station
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for ten minutes
before I went back.
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You're not getting
in my head, Val.
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We are winning this
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because Martin is beautiful
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and he's got
a great "purr-sonality."
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Good one.
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Let me introduce you
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to three-time champion,
Admiral Cheswick.
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These are his little ribbons,
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and of course,
his tiny "purr-ple" heart.
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Are you kidding me? That's
the exact same joke I just made.
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And it wasn't funny
when she said it neither.
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Well, the competition
starts in an hour,
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so I recommend you head
to the grooming station.
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Oh, I actually gave him
a bath this morning.
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I wasn't talking about the cat.
(imitates growling)
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Yeah, well the Admiral
has split ends.
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That's right, I went to Dry Bar
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and Frederick
and I were being "catty."
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See what I did there, Katharine?
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Thank you, Mother.
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You really think we can win?
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There's a lot of good-looking
cats around here.
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Like this one that
looks like a little leopard
255
00:09:45,871 --> 00:09:48,276
you can put in your purse.
256
00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:50,280
Or better yet,
make it into a purse.
257
00:09:50,346 --> 00:09:52,952
No, Martin's got this.
258
00:09:53,019 --> 00:09:54,956
He needs this win.
I need this win.
259
00:09:55,023 --> 00:09:56,660
It's been a crappy
couple of weeks,
260
00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,296
and nothing's gonna make
me feel better
261
00:09:58,362 --> 00:10:00,835
except a plastic trophy
with a tiny little cat on top.
262
00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:03,372
Now, come on, let's make
this $500 entrance fee
263
00:10:03,473 --> 00:10:06,011
not feel like a huge mistake.
264
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,819
It's crazy. (laughs)
265
00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:11,188
It just feels like yesterday
266
00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:12,925
we were running around
the Left Bank together.
267
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,363
Do you still go to
that little café
268
00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:17,602
with the amazing house wine
and really rude waiter?
269
00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:21,308
Max, it is France.
That is every café.
270
00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,212
-(laughs)
-Hey, just wanted to check
271
00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:24,749
to see if you guys
wanted anything else.
272
00:10:24,816 --> 00:10:25,951
I'd love another.
273
00:10:26,051 --> 00:10:27,387
Oh, great,
when Darren comes back,
274
00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:29,158
I'll let him know.
275
00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:30,761
Or you could go get it.
276
00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:32,497
(laughs) This guy.
277
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,700
So why are you in town?
278
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,773
How long are you here?
When you leaving?
279
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,142
(laughs) I don't know.
280
00:10:38,242 --> 00:10:40,013
Depends on how long Max
can put up with me.
281
00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:41,616
Well, you're pretty easy
to put up with,
282
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,286
unlike some people.
283
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,023
(phone chimes)
284
00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:46,225
Ugh, my boss.
285
00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:49,833
Hello? Yes, of course
I'm still at the conference.
286
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:54,141
Hey, tell your boss
"soup du jour" from me.
287
00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:55,811
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
288
00:10:55,878 --> 00:10:58,917
Nothing, I'm just catching up
with an old friend.
289
00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:00,186
She's not just an old friend,
290
00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:01,523
she's your smoking hot ex.
291
00:11:01,623 --> 00:11:04,228
I can't help it if my exes
are hot. I'm hot.
292
00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:06,733
You know Kat has always
been weird about Brigitte.
293
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,837
Yeah, well, I'm not
with Kat anymore,
294
00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:10,340
so it doesn't matter.
295
00:11:10,406 --> 00:11:13,279
I'm telling you, man,
you're playing with fire,
296
00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:14,582
which sounds like fun
297
00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:17,420
until lighting a fart
goes terribly wrong.
298
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:19,759
I am so sorry,
299
00:11:19,893 --> 00:11:22,832
I have to go back to my hotel
to email my boss a file.
300
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,003
Oh, that's too bad.
301
00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,472
Unless, uh, you come with me?
302
00:11:26,573 --> 00:11:28,577
There's a lovely bar
at my hotel.
303
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,181
Hotel bars. What a snooze.
304
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:34,689
You know what?
That sounds great. Let's go.
305
00:11:35,691 --> 00:11:37,227
This is not gonna end well.
306
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,462
Oh, yes, it is.
307
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,935
They totally gonna have sex.
308
00:11:46,445 --> 00:11:47,982
My name is Val Park,
309
00:11:48,049 --> 00:11:50,688
and this is Admiral Cheswick.
310
00:11:50,754 --> 00:11:52,123
He loves warm milk,
311
00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:54,061
naps in the sun
312
00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:55,363
and America.
313
00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:57,969
Bring our troops home.
314
00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:02,143
Smart, the patriot angle.
315
00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:05,416
Brings me back
to Fleet Week, 1974.
316
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,622
By the time it was over,
317
00:12:07,688 --> 00:12:11,095
those boys were
thanking me for my service.
318
00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:12,999
Okay, that's it.
I'm starting a podcast
319
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,969
and you're my only guest.
320
00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:17,808
I'm Kat Silver,
321
00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:21,181
and this is director
of Taxi Driver, Martin Scatsese.
322
00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:23,921
And there's just
one thing I want to know:
323
00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:27,795
"You meowin' at me?
You meowin' at me?"
324
00:12:31,903 --> 00:12:34,709
Ooh, this place is nice.
325
00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,480
I am definitely
stealing a robe from here.
326
00:12:38,316 --> 00:12:39,852
What is going on?
327
00:12:39,986 --> 00:12:42,658
There is no wine in here.
Is this a room for children?
328
00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,929
And if so, where
is the children's wine?
329
00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,133
(chuckles) Oh, it's here.
330
00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:49,404
See? It's can-bernet.
331
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:50,406
I bet you didn't know
332
00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:52,410
Lubbock had a wine region.
333
00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:55,483
To old friends.
334
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:58,022
And new beginnings.
335
00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:02,163
You know what
goes great with, uh...
336
00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:03,700
let's call it wine.
337
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,472
Well, I hope it's wasabi peas
or gummy bears
338
00:13:06,539 --> 00:13:08,376
'cause that's what we got.
339
00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:11,716
I was thinking more like a bath.
340
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,154
Oh. Hmm.
341
00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:15,624
Rub-a-dub-dub,
two friends in a...
342
00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:17,928
You know what?
Yes, the answer is yes.
343
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:19,097
I'll go get it started.
344
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:22,337
Uh, I hope you like it hot.
345
00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:25,276
Actually, my feet
346
00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:27,581
are weirdly temperature
sensitive, so...
347
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,819
You know what?
Yes, the answer is yes.
348
00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:34,762
-All right.
-(knock on door)
349
00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:36,332
(high-pitched voice):
Housekeeping.
350
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:39,539
Oh, good, somebody forgot
to put a robe in here.
351
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,914
-Ha, not really housekeeping.
-What are you doing?
352
00:13:44,014 --> 00:13:45,884
I'm trying to stop you
from making a big mistake.
353
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,588
Do you know what Brigitte
is doing right now?
354
00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:49,692
Running a bath. A bath.
355
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:50,994
It's clean and dirty.
356
00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:53,265
Come on, man,
there's a lot of ladies
357
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,103
in Louisville
that you can get with.
358
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:56,806
You're tall, you're muscular,
359
00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:59,144
your eyes are
the color of the ocean.
360
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:00,547
-You know, when you laugh...
-Carter, did you come here
361
00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:01,816
to ask me to prom?
362
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,287
I'm just saying,
you can get with anyone.
363
00:14:04,388 --> 00:14:05,456
Why Brigitte?
364
00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:06,760
Kat will never talk to you again
365
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,630
and that'll blow up
our friend group.
366
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,033
It'll break my heart
367
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,270
if Randi won't let me
play with you anymore.
368
00:14:12,337 --> 00:14:15,009
How is this my fault?
Kat dumped me.
369
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:16,946
Yeah, and that sucks,
but she did it
370
00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:18,449
because she thought
that's what was best for you.
371
00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:20,754
If you're really being
honest with yourself,
372
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,525
you're just doing this
to hurt Kat.
373
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,597
That's not true. Did you not
hear the thing about the bath?
374
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:26,833
-Now, come on.
-Okay, okay.
375
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,069
All right, all right.
You know what?
376
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,104
I didn't want to
have to do this.
377
00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:30,473
Huh?
378
00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:35,483
You just handcuffed yourself
to the outside of the door.
379
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:36,553
-What?
-Yeah.
380
00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:38,222
Wait, hold on, wait, wait. Aw.
381
00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:40,994
Damn, what'd I do with that key?
382
00:14:45,571 --> 00:14:47,541
I am so nervous.
383
00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:48,977
Now I know how my mother felt
384
00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:50,480
when she entered me
into Little Miss Louisville.
385
00:14:50,547 --> 00:14:53,419
For my talent, I made
a perfect dirty martini.
386
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,722
For Little Miss Detroit,
387
00:14:54,856 --> 00:14:57,260
you just had to
rebuild a transmission.
388
00:14:57,995 --> 00:15:00,567
I just found out
the Admiral's in the lead,
389
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,103
but Martin's a close second.
390
00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:03,540
Oh, and Mr. Big Stuff
391
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:08,048
has been disqualified for
performance enhancing drugs.
392
00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:09,886
You're welcome.
393
00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:13,560
I guess it all comes down
to the agility course.
394
00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:15,998
Marty, I want you to know
that no matter what happens,
395
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,333
I will still love you.
396
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,839
But if you lose,
you're riding home in the trunk,
397
00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:22,177
just like I did after
Little Miss Louisville.
398
00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:27,320
It was a different time.
399
00:15:30,493 --> 00:15:31,596
Last chance to quit.
400
00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:34,167
You can still walk out of here
with your dignity.
401
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,671
Though I guess you would've
had to walk in here
402
00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:37,107
with dignity first.
403
00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:39,612
(chuckles) Please, I haven't
worried about my dignity
404
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:43,553
since I got food poisoning
on a trapeze at Sandals Jamaica.
405
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:45,958
ANNOUNCER:
On your marks,
406
00:15:45,991 --> 00:15:48,195
get set, go.
407
00:15:48,262 --> 00:15:49,632
Admiral, full speed ahead.
408
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,872
Come on, Marty. Action. Action.
409
00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:54,307
Come on.
410
00:15:54,407 --> 00:15:56,779
Come on, do it for Mama.
Come on.
411
00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:58,349
Come on. Yeah, that's it.
Keep going.
412
00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:01,355
Yeah, you're riding home in
the front seat tonight, baby.
413
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,558
Screw it.
414
00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:04,461
-What are you doing?
-Winning.
415
00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:05,964
The hell you are.
416
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:11,208
This has taken a strange turn.
417
00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:13,513
Or the catnip is kicking in.
418
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,784
Whatever it is, I'm here for it.
419
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:17,153
Scratch her eyeballs out!
420
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:19,926
ANNOUNCER:
Security to the agility course.
421
00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:21,094
RANDI:
Yeah, that's right, Kat!
422
00:16:21,161 --> 00:16:22,598
Show her you're a better cat
423
00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:25,102
than that other crazy-ass bitch!
424
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,645
Oh, Katharine, you're gonna
win your first pageant.
425
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,081
RANDI:
Go, girl!
426
00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:34,120
Doesn't this feel better
than those stupid degrees?
427
00:16:35,991 --> 00:16:37,595
(cheering)
428
00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:39,565
♪ ♪
429
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,435
We did it!
430
00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:44,207
Looks like you got divorced
for nothing, Val!
431
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:47,113
You and the Admiral
can kiss my... Aah!
432
00:16:51,856 --> 00:16:54,996
Oh, what the hell
is Egyptian cotton?
433
00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:58,503
It's like
I'm wearing a baby seal.
434
00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:01,843
I'm going to call down for
some proper champagne.
435
00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:04,314
We French did not
surrender in seven wars
436
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,351
for me to drink wine from a can.
437
00:17:06,451 --> 00:17:10,359
Great, I'll meet you
in the bath.
438
00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,733
Takes me a while
to get my feet in.
439
00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:17,440
KAT:
You should totally
steal that robe.
440
00:17:17,575 --> 00:17:19,110
Kat?
441
00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:20,479
Oh, I'm imaginary Kat.
442
00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:22,551
Everything you love
about real Kat,
443
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:26,191
with the added bonus
of being awesome at the robot.
444
00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,195
Mm, that's exactly how
you always do it.
445
00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:32,203
Oh, guess that means real Kat
is awesome at the robot, too.
446
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:35,142
Okay, I know why you're here.
447
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:38,115
Listen, I have every right
to hook up with Brigitte.
448
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,019
With her enthusiastic
consent, of course.
449
00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:41,589
Wow, you really are in my head.
450
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:43,492
No, you do you.
451
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,329
Or in this case,
I guess, Brigitte.
452
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:49,404
I don't have an eggplant emoji,
but I do have this.
453
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:55,349
Wow. You know, imaginary
Kat is really da bomb.
454
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,523
You are such a dork.
455
00:17:58,623 --> 00:17:59,391
I am not.
456
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:01,128
Really? 'Cause the first time
457
00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:03,098
I met you in college,
you put a Slip 'N Slide
458
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,301
in the dorm hallway.
459
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,539
It was an excellent way
to raise awareness
460
00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:08,710
about the dangers
of drinking and walking.
461
00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:10,547
And I got a concussion.
462
00:18:10,614 --> 00:18:12,216
Well, in hindsight,
I guess I shouldn't have
463
00:18:12,317 --> 00:18:14,321
ended it at
the top of the stairs.
464
00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:16,191
You did catch sweet air though.
465
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,563
And then you stayed up
with me all night.
466
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,767
I had to make sure you
didn't fall asleep.
467
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,871
Your cymbals made sure of that.
468
00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:25,343
Third chair. Whatevs.
469
00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:29,084
Yeah, we had so much fun
over the years.
470
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,854
What the hell?
471
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:34,227
You would not believe
what I have in this bathtub.
472
00:18:35,129 --> 00:18:37,033
I've never known
anyone like you.
473
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,870
BRIGITTE:
Max, do you want anything
474
00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:40,574
other than champagne?
475
00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:42,845
No, I'm good.
476
00:18:44,047 --> 00:18:45,550
Kat?
477
00:18:46,552 --> 00:18:48,122
Kat?
478
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,499
Ow! What are we, lobsters?
479
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,073
You're not in the bath yet?
480
00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,346
Have you talked to a doctor
about your feet?
481
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:04,555
I'm sorry, I got to go.
482
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:06,158
What? Why?
483
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,395
I can't do this.
484
00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:10,801
Take care.
485
00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:14,809
But before I leave,
I just need you to know.
486
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,815
You have to steal your robe.
487
00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:23,993
Oh, my God.
488
00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:25,764
I knew you'd do
the right thing, bro.
489
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,133
Hey, where you going?
490
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,406
Hey, can you get the handcuff
key out of my car?
491
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,120
And I was like,
"Boom, in your face, Val.
492
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,592
You mess with the Kat,
you get the claws."
493
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:40,459
You said that to her?
494
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,130
It was pretty heavily implied
495
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:44,668
by the way I held the door open
for her as she left.
496
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:48,242
-Hey, ladies.
-Hey.
497
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:49,745
Kat, can we talk?
498
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:51,682
Anything you want to say to me,
499
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:54,254
you can say in front
of my posse. Word.
500
00:19:54,354 --> 00:19:55,657
Nope. (chuckles)
501
00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:57,360
Come on, Sheila,
let's give them some space.
502
00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:59,130
I wanted to watch.
503
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,301
Well, that's what
the window is for.
504
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:04,407
Hey, what's up?
505
00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,846
The radio station
wants me and Zoey
506
00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:08,148
to do another show next week.
507
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:10,352
So we're gonna have to
write a second song.
508
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:13,158
Or hope that Hubba Bubba's
listeners are high enough
509
00:20:13,258 --> 00:20:15,731
that they don't
remember the first one.
510
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,634
That's great.
511
00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:19,104
Yeah, thanks.
512
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,306
And, um,
513
00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:22,243
I was thinking it might
be nice if you came.
514
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:25,316
Oh, you-you don't
have to do that.
515
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,489
I know. It's just...
516
00:20:29,491 --> 00:20:32,564
I think it's gonna
be a really good show and...
517
00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:38,610
I miss my friend.
518
00:20:40,212 --> 00:20:41,983
I miss you, too.
519
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,022
-Ow, ow, ow.
-What?
520
00:20:45,122 --> 00:20:47,093
-Cat show injury.
-What?
521
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,395
I cracked a rib
beating the Admiral,
522
00:20:48,462 --> 00:20:50,901
and now I'm banned
from Pretty Kitty.
523
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,840
And that's why I miss my friend.
524
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:56,846
♪ Man, I'm tired of
putting out your fires ♪
525
00:20:56,946 --> 00:20:59,050
♪ You're hot enough
to burn it down ♪
526
00:20:59,652 --> 00:21:01,756
♪ We were gold,
now we're just cold ♪
527
00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:03,927
♪ I'm sick of always
burning out ♪
528
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,198
♪ When I walk away ♪
529
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:09,170
♪ Tell me who's to blame ♪
530
00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:11,943
♪ I know you're gonna say ♪
531
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,280
♪ It's just another
he said, she said thing ♪
532
00:21:14,347 --> 00:21:17,120
♪ You can walk, you can run ♪
533
00:21:17,186 --> 00:21:19,959
♪ Tell yourself
I'm not the one ♪
534
00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:22,196
♪ But we both know ♪
535
00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:25,169
♪ Had to let you go ♪
536
00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:27,541
♪ Can't you see
I can't believe ♪
537
00:21:27,641 --> 00:21:30,212
♪ You told the world
you'd set me free ♪
538
00:21:30,312 --> 00:21:32,851
♪ But we both know ♪
539
00:21:32,951 --> 00:21:35,891
♪ Had to let you go. ♪
540
00:21:35,991 --> 00:21:37,728
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