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right in the middle of his first

splenectomy you know how important it

was to not well

i was passing the pedicle clamp

and i leaned over to whisper how much i

left him and i well i accidentally

dropped the clamp into the incision the

patient hemorrhaged

there was blood all over everything

and we would have been staring out it

was awful so i started to cry and i ran

out of the operating room

now the page is in critical

brad will never forgive me

anyway

i

i just realized that i am supposed to

assist him this afternoon and

hysterectomy well i just couldn't

possibly face him

i so i thought well that is i wondered

could you possibly dorothy i really wish

i could help you out

but i have an operation of my own later

this afternoon and

right now i have an appointment but i'm

so afraid i may become hysterical when i

see him and a woman's life is at stake

try to forget he's a man dorothy

think of him only as a doctor

but i

i love him how can you be so cold so

unfeeling haven't you ever been in love

dorothy i'm a nurse

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say nurse honey how about lunch we can

dish the doctors what do you say sorry i

have an appointment

hey uh you were nice or something

no

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so

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oh

celery

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so

so

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oh

oh

okay the party's over

uh

you two aren't married by any chance

officer this lady and i are both

professional people like yourself

isn't there some way we can work this

out what are you trying to bribe me i

ought to be the [ __ ] out of you for that

you know you people make me sick

sneaking in here in the middle of the

day when everybody else out having lunch

and what are you doing in here anyhow

pinching and snapping and all that crap

how come you people don't just screw

like normal people do

how do you get hooked on these sick

perversions anyhow well

one day i went into this store to buy a

pair of shoes

and this real young good-looking

salesman comes up to me

and he says

don't i want to buy a pair of hip boots

with sharp spiked heels

so i say sure

why not

[Laughter]

officer

what's going to happen to us when you

get us down to the station we got a

standard procedure for freaks like you

first we strip off all your clothes

then you get a very thorough medical

examination from our special doctor

then you're strapped naked on steel

security tables and interrogated by some

of the young studs on our indecent

information squad those boys have a

taste for leather

and if they don't get what they want out

of you

they have special disciplinary

techniques for encouraging cooperation

um show us

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you better get your ass in here in a

hurry miss nurse you know we're half an

hour late starting the damn operation

it's lucky for you that doctor was late

to or you'd really be in hot water and

the next time you call it mary

you were sensational today nurse

jerry and i are very pleased and next

week we're going to let you be the

policewoman oh

doctor

you