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Previously on "Workin' Moms".
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- Mommy, you're bleeding.
- Shit.
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What a waste
of my goddamn time.
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You think I liked driving you around,
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with your Hermes cologne?
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Frankie, there have
been a few complaints.
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So you're officially on bed rest.
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I don't do bed rest.
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Sometimes you gotta do something crazy
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to remember who you are.
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Stop bragging and
pierce my goddamn nipple.
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I think I need to leave my husband.
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The stork is taking you to Montreal.
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Thank you, Val, it's very... sweet.
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What's sweet?
I can't see anything.
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How's it going over there, Annie?
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What's wrong with Anne?
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Uh, she's like bleeding,
she's on bed rest.
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My ass is numb, I smell weird
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and my brain is reeling.
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God, not having clients really sucks.
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Like I thought about what
I'm having for lunch today
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four times - tuna fish sandwich.
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Wait...
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Hang in there, mama. It's only temporary.
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Yeah, temporarily ruining my life.
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I gotta say guys, I'm seriously
considering an abortion.
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Crap, did this thing freeze?
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Oh, no, we're still here, Anne.
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Just it sounded like you said
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you were thinking about an abortion.
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Uh, yeah, that's 'cause I did.
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I think we're all just
a little taken back.
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Well, I don't get it, it's
only another six months?
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I mean, I was on bed
rest my last pregnancy
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and I kind of enjoyed it.
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Aren't you a dream?
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The thing is,
it's not just six months.
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It's the fact that our money
is tied up in god knows what;
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Lionel, while adorable,
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is about as predictable
as a baby boy's pee stream,
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and frankly, sometimes it
feels like this pregnancy
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might be killing me.
Hey, I'm sorry, Kate,
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this day is supposed to be about you.
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Yes, Kate! I'd love
to change the subject.
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Let's talk about this new job of yours.
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Oh. Well, I'll be handling
the largest account at Gaze,
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so it's kind of a big deal.
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Wow. Woo, this is
more fun to talk about!
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You know what won't be fun?
Mommy and Me without you.
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Sorry, you just go to Montreal
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for training or something?
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Uh, no, it's a total re-brand,
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- the job would take place there.
- For how long?
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- Three months.
- Three months?!
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Wow, uh... isn't that
like a six hour drive?
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- Or a one hour flight.
- Alicia, I'm sorry,
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doesn't your husband work
in Alaska half the year?
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- Yeah, so?
- So?
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So it's different because he's a...
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Because he's a what, a he?
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- Busted!
- Uh-uh.
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Yes! In your face, Alicia!
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Yeah. It's raining me! Yeah!
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- Ooh.
- Oh.
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You sure I should wear this?
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You know these kids don't
appreciate business casual.
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A well-shoulder-padded
blazer is our greatest weapon
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in this world.
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It's like I'm married to Joan Coosack.
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Okay, it's 'Cusack', But it's-that's fine.
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So how are you feeling?
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Yeah, Yeah, We're probably gonna be fine.
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Probably? How you expect me to leave
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if you say something like that?
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Okay, I'm sorry. It's gonna be great.
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Maybe you guys could go for a walk?
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- Yeah-yeah, for sure.
- Yeah?... Wait, no.
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The traffic on our
street has been too crazy.
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Maybe you could cook something?
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- Something cold?
- Honey,
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please don't treat me like
one of your special needs kids.
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Okay, we're gonna be
fine. You're gonna be fine.
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We, we won't leave. Snow day!
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Woman 1: [bleep] I'm not afraid of you.
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Guess what girl?
What did you just say to me?
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- I am not afraid of you.
- Um, I made this for you.
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What?
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- I made it.
- It's a get-better card.
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That's me, that's baby Jaime,
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those are the clouds and that's a tree.
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Yeah, that's really cool.
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And he's so brown and blobby.
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Yeah, that's daddy.
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Yeah, that's totally what he looks like.
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Thanks.
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Mmm.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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All right, well maybe don't look at him.
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That's a lot.
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Hey lady.
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She made me a card.
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She loves me.
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- I'm the worst.
- Who, Alice?
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That's great. Why do
you sound traumatized?
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I don't know, maybe we are connected.
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You know, just in our own fucked up way.
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Honey, this is good news.
Why aren't you happy?
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I'm thrilled for you.
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I know, but I'm freaking out, Kate!
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- Can you come over?
- Um... okay, yeah.
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Charlie you wanna go see Auntie Anne?
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Yeah, this park's the worst.
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I'll see you soon.
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What are you doing, fondling yourself?
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No, it's this nipple ring. Still hurts.
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Then why don't you take it out?
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No.
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It's like the one part of me
that's not a wife and a mother.
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Gross. What are you doing tonight?
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I don't know, being a wife and a mother?
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I'm going to The Silver Dollar Room.
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They have extra cheap drink specials,
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and they have these
underemployed hipsters
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who try to have their way with you.
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It's so pathetic. You wanna come?
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Mm, I don't know if I'm in the mood.
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Want a front row seat to my life?
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Sure.
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- Hello?
- Oh my God, babe, babe,
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- babe, you're gonna...
- What?
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Are you listening?
I got the greatest news.
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- Calm down.
- I can't understand you.
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I have a meeting with a producer
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who's interested in "Father Daze"!
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So you're just gonna
write a whole movie?
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Well, yeah.
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Jenny, it's kinda in
the job description,
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You know, as a screenwriter.
Why you dumping on this?
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I'm not. I'm sorry.
That's... that's great.
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Hey, let's celebrate tonight
- you and me.
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I'll order Swiss Chalet
and we can slow-bone
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while we watch TV.
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Um, I can't, Ian.
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What? Why?
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It's this work thing.
It's a charity event
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for millennials... seeking employment.
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Yeah, okay fine.
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Well, you know what?
That's okay, it's, uh,
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it's good material for
the film, all right?
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Stay at home dad, dinner for one...
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and a half.
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Great. Yeah. Happy to
help with the material.
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I'll be home later.
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Love you.
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Oh.
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"The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up".
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Yeah, Well, Rhodes,
it appears other mommy
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wants us to do some light reading.
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Hmm.
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You all right, buddy?
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What are you doing?
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Let me in your car.
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- You're on bed rest, dude.
- Dude.
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Don't "dude-bed-rest"-me, right now.
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I gotta get out of here.
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C'mon I can't breathe. Please.
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Yes.
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Here we go.
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And... bed rest.
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Are we even moving?
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Hey, I picked you
up, okay, don't push it.
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So, where to?
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You wanna treat or something,
you want a Diary Queen.
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Take me to an abortion clinic.
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- Psshh.
- I'm serious.
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Really? Like, really?
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Get your eyes on the road.
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Look, I just wanna go to see
how I feel when I get there,
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okay?...
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Please.
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Okay, I will take you
to an abortion clinic,
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but this is a sight seeing mission only.
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- Yup.
- All right.
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You are gonna need to
start driving faster,
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it feels like we're moving backwards.
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You should not even be
out of the house, okay?
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I'm taking it slow.
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I would like to get there
before I have this baby.
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Okay, so where is this place, anyway?
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I don't know. Why do you
think I would know that?
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Because you asked to go to one.
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Yeah, but I've never
actually been to one.
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- Have you been to one?
- No.
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- You know what?
- I'll just Yelp one.
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You're gonna Yelp an abortion clinic?
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- Yeah, of course.
- I guess you're right,
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you can sorta review anything, right?
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I wonder the kind of complaints
an abortion clinic gets though.
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Like, one star! Still pregnant!
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That's sick, Kate.
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Should I sort it by rating or distance?
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Rating, obviously!
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I just didn't want us
to get stuck in traffic
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- on the way there.
- Hmm, that's a good point.
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"By acknowledging an
item's contribution"
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and letting it go with gratitude,
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you'll be able to truly
put the things you own,
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and your life, in order.
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Huh?
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Well...
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I wanna thank you for
working these long hours,
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even when we weren't home.
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Hey, Frankie.
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You giving all this stuff away?
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Marie Kondo says it's the
only way to domestic purity,
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So... yeah.
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Okay, but...
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I mean, you could probably get
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$200 online for the Roomba.
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I'm just sayin'.
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Happy Wednesday.
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- Hi. I'd like an abortion.
- Anne!
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What the hell, not what we agreed on.
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- I agreed to nothing.
- You can both relax
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because you're not
getting an abortion today.
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Why not?
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You can't just walk
in here and order one.
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But this is Canada.
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I can book you in for a consultation.
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Fine. Anything that
gets me one step closer
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- to not being pregnant.
- Good.
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So... hi, quick thing,
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can I bring this in here?
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He's not usually this happy.
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What time did they say
they would... how long?
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- Hey.
- Hmm.
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Do you wanna cut out early?
We can go by the L-CEEB,
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and then go to my place,
start getting ready.
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Won't we get in trouble for that?
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Well...
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Marv, we're gonna skip out early.
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- Is that cool?
- Mm-hmm.
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Didn't you want some coffee?
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No.
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- Let's do it.
- All right!
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We can grab some condoms on the way.
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Oh my God. Stop it.
I don't need condoms.
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But it might feel freeing to
just have them in my purse.
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So this is where it all happens.
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Uh-ha. Oh.
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Okay...
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So...
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- who am I speaking with today?
- Me.
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And are you the partner?
256
00:11:49,373 --> 00:11:51,503
No. I'm just here to watch.
257
00:11:51,687 --> 00:11:53,785
- What?
- Okay?
258
00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:56,555
So, Ms. Carlson, you are
thinking of having an abortion?
259
00:11:56,579 --> 00:11:57,851
Yeah, I am.
260
00:11:57,886 --> 00:11:59,692
That sounds really weird
when you say it like that.
261
00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:02,534
Um, is this the room that it happens in?
262
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,415
Sometimes, yes.
263
00:12:04,451 --> 00:12:06,382
The procedure has been
performed in this room.
264
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:08,215
Really. Yup.
265
00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:09,914
It's kinda cold in here, you know?
266
00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:13,381
Not temperature wise, but
atmosphere's kinda weird.
267
00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:15,448
Be nice if you could light some candles.
268
00:12:15,483 --> 00:12:18,047
- That might be dangerous.
- Yeah, but comforting, right?
269
00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:19,614
When was your last period?
270
00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:21,409
Does anybody know the answer to that?
271
00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:23,344
- Do you know your due date?
- Off the top of my head?!
272
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,901
- Anne, take a breath.
- I said, I don't know!
273
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,164
Where are you going?
274
00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:30,278
I think I left the car running.
275
00:12:30,312 --> 00:12:31,745
I drove.
276
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,035
Dude, are you okay?!
277
00:12:39,012 --> 00:12:40,543
Why would they make
that place, so like...
278
00:12:40,578 --> 00:12:43,176
- so clinical like that?
- Well, it is a clinic.
279
00:12:43,211 --> 00:12:45,509
And that lighting? What is
with that lighting in there?
280
00:12:45,544 --> 00:12:47,375
Probably standard lighting
for medical procedures.
281
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,907
Why are you fighting me on this?
282
00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:51,574
Did you not see how cold
and sterile that place was?
283
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:54,007
Of course I did! But
Anne, what do you expect?
284
00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:56,007
Their job isn't to seduce
you into buying a procedure.
285
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,836
They're not a day spa.
286
00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:01,471
What they're doing in
there is serious. Right?
287
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,647
And if it felt wrong, then
it's good you now know.
288
00:13:04,674 --> 00:13:08,005
But that's the thing, is that
it didn't feel all that wrong.
289
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,004
It just felt wrong that
Lionel wasn't there, you know?
290
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:14,337
Yeah. I get that.
291
00:13:14,371 --> 00:13:16,369
Look, keeping a secret from your husband
292
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:17,934
is no where near as fun as it sounds.
293
00:13:18,737 --> 00:13:21,368
- Can you just take me home?
- Yes. Come on.
294
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,468
- You have to at least go
the speed limit this time.
295
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:26,734
That's a hard "no".
296
00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:29,434
Mmmm.
297
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,599
It smells great in here!
298
00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:34,966
Mmm. Yeah, it's a peasant stew.
299
00:13:35,002 --> 00:13:36,761
Ah.
300
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,694
Mmm.
301
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:43,297
You cleaned.
302
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:46,731
Yeah, a bit.
Oh, that book you sent?
303
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:49,563
I thought it would be a good
project for you to focus on.
304
00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,996
Mm-hmm. Yes!
305
00:13:52,443 --> 00:13:53,525
What's up?
306
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,719
I just got 250 bones for the ottoman.
307
00:13:55,744 --> 00:13:58,408
Your grandmother's ottoman?
But you love that thing.
308
00:13:58,696 --> 00:14:00,294
Yeah, But the book says that if an item
309
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,893
no longer brings you joy you're
supposed to like thank it,
310
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,406
and send it on its way.
311
00:14:04,431 --> 00:14:06,349
To somebody who'll pay for it.
312
00:14:06,374 --> 00:14:08,493
I don't think that was
the point of the book,
313
00:14:08,528 --> 00:14:10,558
but 250 dollars is
wonderful. We could use that.
314
00:14:11,187 --> 00:14:13,158
Yeah, just think about all
the junk in our house, right.
315
00:14:13,193 --> 00:14:15,925
Like all the books and
diaries, and jackets.
316
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,791
Who would want to buy your diaries?
317
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:18,891
People will buy just about anything
318
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,224
if you put the right... spin on it.
319
00:14:28,882 --> 00:14:31,089
Sweetie, that is really, really good.
320
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,788
Um, quick question:
321
00:14:32,824 --> 00:14:35,589
why does my upper body look
kinda like a big brown pile?
322
00:14:35,623 --> 00:14:37,921
'Cause that's what you
look like in the morning.
323
00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:40,487
Okay. Yeah, like a big pile of shit.
324
00:14:40,522 --> 00:14:43,419
Poo. Don't say that word.
It's really good, sweetie.
325
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,852
Where have you girls been?
326
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,025
Yeah, call me later.
327
00:14:51,186 --> 00:14:52,226
Bye.
328
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,318
- Anne?
- I'm sorry, Lionel.
329
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:57,817
Hey, not only are you not in bed,
330
00:14:57,852 --> 00:14:59,650
where you are medically
prescribed to be,
331
00:14:59,685 --> 00:15:01,616
but apparently, now you're
not answering your phone.
332
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,816
Okay, Lionel, you're right. I-I'm sorry.
333
00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:05,372
That was not cool of me.
334
00:15:05,397 --> 00:15:08,122
Where in the... "F" were you?
335
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,280
Sweetie, could you
do me a favor, please?
336
00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:15,114
- For five dollars.
- Get upstairs now!
337
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:17,863
It's okay, it's okay,
It's okay. Hey, shh.
338
00:15:22,915 --> 00:15:25,082
Okay, what's going on?
339
00:15:26,432 --> 00:15:28,478
Did you go to the new Costco without me?
340
00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:31,277
I had Kate take me
to an abortion clinic.
341
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,810
- You what?
- I didn't do it!
342
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,111
I-I just wanted to see how
I felt when I was there.
343
00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:37,909
We-we already talked about this though.
344
00:15:37,944 --> 00:15:39,909
I mean, this is
something we've gone over.
345
00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:42,462
Yeah, we did talk about it.
346
00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:47,364
Lionel, this pregnancy
has been terrible for me.
347
00:15:49,342 --> 00:15:51,474
Are you even listening to
anything that I'm saying?
348
00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:53,607
You know, I'm sorry, I'm just
too busy getting over the fact
349
00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:56,206
that you went to an
abortion clinic without me.
350
00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:58,111
I didn't have the abortion. I...
351
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:01,305
I just don't know if
we can take another kid.
352
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,431
You don't?
353
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:05,105
I'm sure we could handle it, I just...
354
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:08,537
I don't know if I want that for us.
355
00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:12,536
Are you telling me that you've
never thought about this?
356
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,536
It hasn't even crossed your mind once?
357
00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:16,536
Sure it has, but you know what?
358
00:16:16,572 --> 00:16:19,702
I'm not off going to abortion
clinics to see how it feels.
359
00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:22,901
Okay. So you do kind of get it?
360
00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:24,934
Does it even matter to you if I do?
361
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:27,333
Come on, Lionel, of course it matters.
362
00:16:27,368 --> 00:16:30,200
I need your help here, I need
to know what you wanna do.
363
00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:32,999
It's good to know you care
so much about what I think.
364
00:16:35,409 --> 00:16:36,311
Nice.
365
00:16:58,073 --> 00:16:59,503
Hey, go easy on her, she's a mom.
366
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,844
Shut up!
367
00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:25,935
Open your mouth.
368
00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:32,623
Oh god!
369
00:17:32,658 --> 00:17:35,788
Did you just spit in my
mouth? That's disgusting!
370
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:38,488
Are you sure it's not hot?
It's Ryan Gosling's move.
371
00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:42,521
- Jenny?
- Oh, hey.
372
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:44,720
I've been looking for you everywhere.
373
00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:48,353
- I thought maybe you left.
- Uh, nope. I'm here.
374
00:17:48,388 --> 00:17:50,686
Do you think maybe we
should get outta here?
375
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:54,251
I'm good. Yeah, I'll
get myself home. Thanks.
376
00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:57,317
Trust me, you don't wanna do this.
377
00:17:57,352 --> 00:18:00,650
Gena, what the hell?
Mind your own business.
378
00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:03,750
Y-you know him?
379
00:18:04,659 --> 00:18:07,184
Oh my God. Have you like,
hooked up with all of Toronto?
380
00:18:07,743 --> 00:18:10,915
Excuse me? At least I'm
not married with a kid.
381
00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:15,814
Oh, and he's gonna try to pee on you.
382
00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:18,248
Apparently it's "Ryan Gosling's move".
383
00:18:22,828 --> 00:18:24,845
All right, hair straightener, check!
384
00:18:24,881 --> 00:18:28,178
Nail clippers, check!
385
00:18:28,213 --> 00:18:30,344
Only one thing left to do...
386
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:32,311
We should probably have sex.
387
00:18:32,795 --> 00:18:33,979
Do you really want to do it?
388
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,977
Well, want is a strong word,
but 3 months is a long time.
389
00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:39,177
I just feel like there's
so much tension between us.
390
00:18:39,212 --> 00:18:42,609
That's true. And tension's
never done anything for sex.
391
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,008
Go, go, go, go.
392
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,197
There we go.
393
00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:52,120
Whoa, hold on, that's very fast.
394
00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:54,021
Oh, Oh, shit.
395
00:18:54,056 --> 00:18:55,287
Slow down.
396
00:18:55,322 --> 00:18:57,179
- Okay, okay, okay...
- Shit, shit, shit...
397
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,881
Yes!
398
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:03,205
That'll do.
399
00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:28,414
Okay.
400
00:19:36,114 --> 00:19:37,402
Jenny?
401
00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:40,111
Jenny. Baby.
402
00:19:40,147 --> 00:19:41,711
What's wrong?
403
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,433
Jenny, is that a nipple ring?
404
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:50,769
Jenny, talk to me.
405
00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:53,532
I just, I just want it out.
406
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,346
Okay. Okay.
407
00:20:00,419 --> 00:20:02,124
- Ready?
- Hmh.
408
00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:04,807
It's okay. Come here.
We gotta, we gotta...
409
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,106
No, no, no.
410
00:20:06,142 --> 00:20:08,307
All right, all right. Okay, um...
411
00:20:11,608 --> 00:20:13,161
Bite down on this, okay?
412
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,739
- On three?
- Hmh.
413
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,037
One... two...
414
00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:19,804
Three!
415
00:20:27,775 --> 00:20:29,003
Rinse that off.
416
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:45,239
You take such good care of me.
417
00:20:46,441 --> 00:20:48,113
You'll wanna disinfect that.
418
00:20:48,801 --> 00:20:50,965
Ian, I'm, I'm so sorry.
419
00:20:51,304 --> 00:20:53,185
I don't know what's going on with me.
420
00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:58,141
I think I hear the baby crying.
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