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What the hell is a baby sprinkle?
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- Is that contagious?
- Oh, it's like a baby shower,
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but because it's for my
second child it's smaller,
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so they call it a sprinkle.
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Do you get it?
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Yeah. You're having a second shower
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and calling it something different.
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Aren't you still
breastfeeding your first kid?
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Speaking of breastfeeding...
when did most of you stop?
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I am now a full time
resident of Formula city.
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- Nice. Good for you.
- Not so much by choice.
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Well, I still breastfeed
both of my children.
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- Isn't your son 4?
- And a half.
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- Wow.
- I just quit.
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Oh, God, I'm in hog heaven.
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Now Frankie, are you prepared
for the hormonal shift
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that can occur when
you quit breastfeeding?
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For many it's when postpartum sets in.
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Okay. Well, I already had
postpartum. Can't get it twice.
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It's like chicken pox.
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- That is for sure not true, Frank.
- Really?
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Well, the good news
is you have a therapist
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and a lactation
consultant at your service.
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In fact, if any of you have
any questions on the boob front.
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Does it have to be
strictly lactation related?
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Oh no. Do you have a
general breast query?
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Oh yeah Jenny, how is that nipple?
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No infected.
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It's just complicated.
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Tricky nipples pay my bills.
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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Kate!
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Is someone at the
door? What the... hell?
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What's all this?
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Good morning, mister!
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What are you doing?
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Surprise! I got us a couple's massage.
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What time is it?
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I have to take a shower. This is...
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No, wait hold on. Let's
just do like a shorty.
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It'll be a really nice
way to start the day.
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Okay.
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You guys this is Nathan.
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He's cute, right?
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Thank you.
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He's got good hands. Doesn't he? Gene?
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He's rubbed me down so many times.
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Actually sorry, that just
a little too much pressure.
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Are you relaxed?
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Relaxed? I'm being held
hostage on a card table.
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So, listen, I was hoping we
could talk about something.
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You know, my favorite part of a
massage is usually the silence.
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No totally.
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The thing it's about the Montreal job.
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Kate, come on, I know
you'd love to compete it out
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on this one, but we agreed
that now is not the time.
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Well, it's just hard to
like agree on something
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if we haven't really discussed it.
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Ow! I said, not so hard. I've got knots.
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God! Why is this table so damn slippery?
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Oh, it's just the essential
oils doing their thing.
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Why do we have to have
this discussion now?
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I'm sorry, are you the only
person who gets to decide
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when we discuss things?
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All right, you wanna talk?
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Fine. You shouldn't go.
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How are we supposed to have another kid
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when you're hundreds of miles away?
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We're not, okay? I'm sorry, Nathan,
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but the idea of going
through all of that again.
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We've covered this? Only
children are like aliens!
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Only children are fine.
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And their parents are
sane, clean-haired people
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with careers and brunch plans.
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I don't want brunch
plans. I want another kid!
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Yeah? Well, if you want
another baby so damn bad
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you fucking have it. 'Cause guess what?
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Not only did I already
submit my name for the job...
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I got it.
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Wow!
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Wait. Hold on. Where are you going?
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Nathan you're covered in ylang-ylang.
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So, funny story:
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you remember that investment
I made a little while ago?
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Good news: big return.
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Big return.
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The bad news is I thought I'd be able to
access
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the money by now so...
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it's gonna be a few more months...
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so...
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So? We work; we have money.
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Mhm. Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean, in theory we do.
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I'm waiting on a big check from a client
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and you're kinda part-timing
it, so our cash flow
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it's kinda taking a
bit of a pregnant pause.
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Lionel, you're a contingency planner.
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How do you not have a
contingency plan for this?
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I have one!
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It's that you take on
a few more patients.
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Just for a little while
to see us through...
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Are you serious with
this shit right now?
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I kind of am. Yeah!
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All right.
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I can see you're thinking about this.
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I will let you enjoy
that bagel in peace.
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Good talk. Good talk.
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Hello?
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Frank! Where are ya?
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Oh, hey Wendy. I'm ah...
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Ah...
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I'm just running some errands.
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Well, don't forget you have to come in
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and sign those papers from Tuesday.
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Yes, right. It's on, it's
on the top of my list.
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I'll be there first thing tomorrow.
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And the photographer
is coming to your place
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at five o'clock today to
take your new headshot,
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remember to wear red.
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Winners wear red!
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Yep! Red shirt! I have one.
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That's my girl. I will see you tomorrow!
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Cool.
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_
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Oh my God, Kate, you must be so excited!
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Yup. It's pretty awesome.
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And the CEO of Gaze
sent you a gift basket.
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And I got to sign for it.
We're both winners today!
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Yeah. Nothing says respect
like a dozen savory jams
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and a dessert wine.
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So have you worked with her before?
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No. But I've wanted to
since I've started here.
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I mean, as far as "working women" go,
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Stromanger is the man.
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This is a woman who
founded her own company
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all while raising three kids
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and being a black-belt in judo.
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Wow.
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Is Judo the one with the sticks?
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- No.
- Hey, hey, what's this?
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Oh, that's just um...
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You got Montreal.
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I did.
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You know what, Kate?
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I am not at all surprised.
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As high as my hopes might have been,
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I pretty much knew you'd get it;
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and you deserve it.
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Thanks, Mo. That means a lot to me.
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It makes sense that the more seasoned,
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older person get the job.
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Yeah. I guess that does make sense.
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And I mean, this is like,
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it's last chance if you think about it.
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If they hadn't offered you this,
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it would have been like,
"Hello glass ceiling"!
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- Thanks for stopping by, Mo.
- Okay.
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Rosie, what are you doing?
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Smelling your jams.
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And remember to do your kegels.
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They really help with the incontinence.
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Oh... and with sex.
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Jenny! What a fabulous surprise!
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Oh! What happened?
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I...
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I need your help.
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Oh.
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I thought this might be a social call.
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No. But...
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we can be social while you help me...?
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Yes, we can!
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Now sit down and show me your tits.
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Do you feel like you might
be repeating a pattern?
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What'd'you mean, "a pattern"?
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Like, it's not my fault
that all the guys I meet
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are commitment phobic
narcissists with bad credit,
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is it?
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...and he raised the rent,
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so now... now I have to move.
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That must be quite upsetting.
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Well, he's Jewish, so, you know.
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So, I wanna have kids,
and he says he doesn't,
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but I think he's just scared,
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so I took out my IUD
and I haven't told him.
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- You had your IUD removed?
- No. I took it out.
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It was so painful.
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I really don't think that
you are supposed to do that.
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I mean, it's not a tampon.
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No, I found the string and I just...
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You know what? I'm not sure
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that I really even
recommend having kids.
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I mean, it has its moments,
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but they put a serious cramp in my day.
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From conception on, they're
like these little jerks
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that never really
appreciate anything at all.
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Um... are you okay?
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Yeah. Of course I am.
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- I'm fine.
- It's just that you said
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some really inappropriate
stuff just now.
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Says the girl who pulled
an IUD out of her body
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like she was picking carrots.
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Look, these things aren't pets.
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Okay, you can't leave them at home
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with a bowl of water while you go out.
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And you want to do this without
even consulting your partner?
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What?! Are you crazy?
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Why is this room spinning?
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Anne!
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What happened!
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She fainted.
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Fran, I fell on my stomach.
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Okay. Okay. Let's get you in the car.
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I feel like I should come!
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No, stay!
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Okay. Easy!
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I killed this baby. I
killed it, I know I did.
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I'm sure the baby's
fine and if it's not,
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it is NOT your fault.
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Did you know I've been
referring to this baby
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as a "virus"?
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Well, it has been making
you throw up, like a virus.
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No. I did this. Okay?
I wished this away.
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I like killed it with
my mind or something,
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like I was some kind
of weird witch... I...
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Sorry. I didn't...
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It sounds like you're being
really hard on yourself.
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Also, that's not how witchcraft works.
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You'd have had to use a spell.
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Enter at your own risk!
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Oh, Richard, is this a bad time?
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Ah, Kate! No. Come on in!
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I'm just being silly.
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You know what they call
me, "Silly Richard."
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- I did not know that.
- Sit down.
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- Oh.
- What's up?
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Well, I was hoping to discuss
Montreal-job-logistics.
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Right. Okay. Uh...
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can you leave in a week?
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Oh wow. Really? Uh...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I just have to tie up
some loose ends, like...
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like my family's well-being.
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Did Nathan take the news all right?
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Oh, yea... honestly...
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he was very supportive.
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Gave me a big old hug...
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and was like go get 'em!
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You've worked really hard for this.
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I'm so proud of you.
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You're like the son I never had.
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Oh, thanks, Richard.
You're like the dad I nev-
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like another dad that I... have.
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Oh, Victoria Stromanger sent
me a beautiful gift basket.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Which reminds me, do you
have any tips on Victoria?
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Well, s-she likes a firm handshake.
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But she's from Montreal.
258
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,089
Doesn't she do the
whole "kiss-kiss" thing?
259
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,691
Oh, Yeah, yeah, both.
260
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,391
She wants to feel the
confidence in the hand
261
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,761
and the French Canadianism in the mouth.
262
00:11:02,794 --> 00:11:06,195
Got it. So, firm hand and mouth.
263
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,797
What are her kids' names again?
264
00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:09,498
I don't think she's ever mentioned them.
265
00:11:09,532 --> 00:11:12,167
It's like women in the
work place 101... I like it.
266
00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:15,269
You're gonna be so great. You know that.
267
00:11:15,686 --> 00:11:17,837
Come on, give me one
of those famous hugs.
268
00:11:23,442 --> 00:11:25,576
This in not "sexual
harassment" of any kind.
269
00:11:25,611 --> 00:11:28,111
- No, Richard. You're fine.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
270
00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:31,447
So, what seems to be the problem?
271
00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:33,581
- Well...
- You got a clog?
272
00:11:33,616 --> 00:11:35,316
- No, I...
- Chapped nips? Bleeding?
273
00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:37,142
You got bloody nipples? Oh!
274
00:11:37,142 --> 00:11:39,969
Yeah, I kind of pierced my nipple
275
00:11:39,994 --> 00:11:42,697
and I guess it got infected.
276
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,267
I love nipple rings.
277
00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:47,383
This is fun.
278
00:11:48,154 --> 00:11:49,550
This should help with the pain.
279
00:11:52,996 --> 00:11:55,130
Okay, what'd'ya wanna do here?
280
00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:57,123
You wanna take this thing out?
281
00:11:58,104 --> 00:11:59,390
You think I could keep it?
282
00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:01,461
Or is it too far gone?
283
00:12:01,486 --> 00:12:03,725
I just kinda feel like doing this...
284
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,830
was kinda like a rebirth.
285
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,243
Does it sound stupid?
286
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,097
Girl, I get it.
287
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:12,186
This one time, in university,
288
00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:14,302
I died my hair brown.
289
00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:16,135
It was nuts!
290
00:12:18,268 --> 00:12:20,068
Sometimes you gotta do something crazy
291
00:12:20,101 --> 00:12:21,844
to remember who you are.
292
00:12:24,257 --> 00:12:25,976
Ooh...
293
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,627
Can I stop breastfeeding,
294
00:12:30,345 --> 00:12:32,197
or will I be a terrible mom?
295
00:12:32,564 --> 00:12:34,830
Formula exists for a reason.
296
00:12:35,286 --> 00:12:36,584
If you're done, you're done.
297
00:12:38,787 --> 00:12:39,718
You go, girl.
298
00:12:42,155 --> 00:12:43,402
Okay...
299
00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:46,205
I am all set here.
300
00:12:46,506 --> 00:12:47,825
Where should I stand?
301
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,151
Right there works.
302
00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:59,065
Hey, um... did you
want a second to, um...
303
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,197
- My hair?
- Yeah.
304
00:13:01,236 --> 00:13:03,402
Yeah, you try taming this beast, right?
305
00:13:04,032 --> 00:13:04,954
Yeah.
306
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,639
Better?
307
00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:09,645
Um...
308
00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:11,605
hah.
309
00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,486
Okay. Can we just
take the photo, please?
310
00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:17,546
Sure. Great. Could you move
a couple inches to your right.
311
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,072
Okay.
312
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,946
Maybe a little smile? You know?
313
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,753
People wanna buy houses
from happy people, right?
314
00:13:29,078 --> 00:13:31,289
Yeah? Okay.
315
00:13:33,299 --> 00:13:34,425
There you go.
316
00:13:42,075 --> 00:13:43,209
Is everything okay?
317
00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:44,615
Yeah. I'm fine. Just keep going.
318
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,222
Okay. I can. It's just that I'm too sure
319
00:13:47,247 --> 00:13:49,548
that people want this...
320
00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:51,736
staring back at them from a bench.
321
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:55,037
Or is it exactly what they want?
322
00:13:57,315 --> 00:13:58,318
No?
323
00:14:00,457 --> 00:14:03,421
- Well, the baby's fine!
- What?
324
00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:04,746
Yeah, you probably just fainted
325
00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,547
because you have low blood pressure,
326
00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:08,347
- which is pretty normal.
- I don't understand.
327
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:09,556
I fell on him...
328
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,317
Well, he or she...
329
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,319
is a doing great because
this little baby... trooper.
330
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,121
- Oh.
- You wanna hear the heartbeat?
331
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:20,190
No! I'm... that's...
I'm okay. Thank you.
332
00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:24,625
Excuse me for a moment.
333
00:14:25,722 --> 00:14:26,878
I'll be right back.
334
00:14:29,524 --> 00:14:31,366
This is a good thing, right?
335
00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:32,484
What?
336
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:34,383
Yeah, yeah-yeah.
337
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,396
Of course it is.
338
00:14:36,421 --> 00:14:38,101
You don't seem happy.
339
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,902
I guess I was just thinking
that if this baby were gone,
340
00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:43,739
that might be a good thing.
341
00:14:44,269 --> 00:14:46,835
You know, like they say that
that babies are blessings,
342
00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:49,327
but maybe the absence of a
baby can be a blessing too?
343
00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:50,461
For sure.
344
00:14:50,486 --> 00:14:52,378
I have no kids and I feel super blessed.
345
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:56,215
- Fuck, we can't afford this.
- You guys are broke?
346
00:14:57,421 --> 00:14:58,628
Okay, Anne.
347
00:14:58,653 --> 00:15:01,051
It appears you have a
subchorionic hematoma.
348
00:15:01,085 --> 00:15:02,674
What the fuck is that?
349
00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:04,861
Basically, you have a pool of blood
350
00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:06,713
between your uterus and your placenta.
351
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:09,423
It could be fine, but it
could lead to a miscarriage;
352
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:12,278
so if you start bleeding,
it'll mean bed rest.
353
00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:14,941
- I don't do bed rest.
- You still working?
354
00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:16,094
Yes.
355
00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:19,235
Personally, I don't believe
pregnant women should work.
356
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,331
I'm sorry that life has left
you in those circumstances.
357
00:15:22,641 --> 00:15:23,664
Yeah.
358
00:15:25,114 --> 00:15:27,592
- Are we done? Can I go?
- Yeah.
359
00:15:27,617 --> 00:15:28,803
Great.
360
00:15:35,129 --> 00:15:38,263
- I have it!
- Have what?
361
00:15:38,298 --> 00:15:40,710
The name of the movie!
362
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,608
Father Daze!
363
00:15:44,648 --> 00:15:45,928
- Get it?
- Get what?
364
00:15:45,953 --> 00:15:47,070
Well, it's like Father's Day,
365
00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:48,371
except there is more than one day...
366
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,802
and you're kind of in a daze?
367
00:15:49,802 --> 00:15:52,229
- Oh yeah, your dad movie.
- Yeah!
368
00:15:52,254 --> 00:15:54,103
How's the Kickstarter doing?
369
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:56,739
You know, that's not really important.
370
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,606
Do you wanna hear a scene?
371
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:02,634
Does it depict you pushing
a baby out of your vagina?
372
00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:04,978
Wait, are you mixing Formula?
373
00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:06,404
Yeah. I stopped breastfeeding.
374
00:16:06,447 --> 00:16:08,981
Whoa. No discussion? Nothing.
375
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,518
Look, it hurts and I don't
want to do it anymore.
376
00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:14,219
There is the discussion.
377
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,253
Hold on. Close your eyes.
378
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,755
I knew this day would come.
379
00:16:19,789 --> 00:16:23,186
And, as a stay at home dad, you know,
380
00:16:23,211 --> 00:16:24,825
I kinda wondered how I'd deal with it.
381
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,500
Like, the transition or whatever.
382
00:16:32,261 --> 00:16:33,472
What is that?
383
00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:35,272
This is how I'm gonna
be able to bond with Zoe
384
00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:37,307
like no father has
ever been able to bond
385
00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:38,509
with his daughter before.
386
00:16:38,509 --> 00:16:39,876
You know, except for the other guys
387
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,145
who've bought this and used this, but...
388
00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:43,978
Honey...
389
00:16:45,691 --> 00:16:48,559
The nurse was so weird.
390
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,823
Oh my God, baby. I'm so sorry.
391
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:53,452
I was in a meeting, I didn't realize
392
00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:55,687
I wasn't getting cell
reception. Are you okay?
393
00:16:55,721 --> 00:16:58,222
Yeah, it's fine. Just
relax. Everything is cool.
394
00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,347
Okay. Good. Sit down. Sit down.
395
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,359
So... what happened?
396
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,794
Lionel, I'm gonna
tell you what happened,
397
00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:07,661
but I need you to promise me,
398
00:17:07,696 --> 00:17:10,063
and I mean promise me
that you're gonna trust me
399
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,730
to manage my own health.
400
00:17:11,755 --> 00:17:14,900
Okay, okay, I promise-ish.
401
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,469
I have low blood pressure,
which is why I fainted
402
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,043
and a... subchorionic hematoma.
403
00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:22,105
Oh my God! The placenta is
separating from the uterus?!
404
00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:23,938
Lionel! I told you not to
read those pregnancy websites.
405
00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:27,275
Look, I am fine. The
baby's fine. We're fine.
406
00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:30,978
- But if she starts bleeding...
- If she starts bleeding, what?
407
00:17:31,012 --> 00:17:32,913
Oh my god if you start bleeding, what?
408
00:17:32,947 --> 00:17:34,280
He said that I would need bed rest,
409
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,349
but that hasn't happened, right?
410
00:17:36,383 --> 00:17:38,550
So I say that we just of kind pretend
411
00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:39,895
like today never happened.
412
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,155
Fine. But promise me
you'll rest if you're tired,
413
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,757
you'll eat if you're hungry
414
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,936
and you will ask for
a hug if you need one.
415
00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:53,860
And you, you're my stand-in hugger.
416
00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:57,781
- No?
- No.
417
00:17:58,062 --> 00:17:59,498
We'll get someone else.
418
00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:18,678
Um, is my son on a playdate?
419
00:18:18,712 --> 00:18:21,293
I've infiltrated the
Filipino nanny ring.
420
00:18:21,318 --> 00:18:22,576
You're welcome.
421
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:26,950
In other news, Nathan is
making Chinese noodles?
422
00:18:26,984 --> 00:18:28,952
Should we be worried?
423
00:18:28,986 --> 00:18:32,121
Yeah, we got in a pretty
serious fight this morning.
424
00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:36,290
Oh, was it about the way you
chew with your mouth open.
425
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,825
No Sarah, it wasn't
because I can't help that.
426
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,393
It was about this promotion.
427
00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:42,866
I'm moving to Montreal for three months.
428
00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:45,797
And your success angers him, why?
429
00:18:45,831 --> 00:18:48,632
Because I'm being selfish.
430
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,833
No! You're being awesome.
431
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,535
I'm sorry if Nathan's
pissed but if you don't go,
432
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:54,870
I'll be pissed,
433
00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:57,772
and I'm not opposed to
purple nurples after puberty.
434
00:18:57,806 --> 00:18:59,272
Do not do that.
435
00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:01,005
Three months isn't that long.
436
00:19:01,342 --> 00:19:04,296
Would you be willing to
stay on until I get back?
437
00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:06,694
I'm sorry; where was I going?
438
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,680
Were you gonna fire me too?
439
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:09,597
Uh-uh.
440
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:12,249
You'd be saving my ass.
441
00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:14,250
And I'm sure the money
doesn't hurt, right?
442
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:16,318
Pfft. I'm the voice of a cartoon.
443
00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:19,353
- I have money. Lots of money.
- All right.
444
00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:23,656
I am doing this because I am
your sister and I love you.
445
00:19:23,691 --> 00:19:24,984
Settle down.
446
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,607
Thank you.
447
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,346
You're welcome, Katie.
448
00:19:29,285 --> 00:19:30,456
I gotta go!
449
00:19:31,897 --> 00:19:33,809
- Good luck with that.
- Yeah!
450
00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:36,135
- See ya, dude.
- See ya!
451
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,836
Oh!
452
00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:45,638
So you're making Chinese noodles,
453
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:46,872
which means you're self-soothing,
454
00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:48,907
which means you're
probably still pretty mad.
455
00:19:48,941 --> 00:19:50,742
Wow, you been promoted to detective?
456
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,073
Hi. Yeah.
457
00:19:54,245 --> 00:19:56,112
Maybe we have this conversation later?
458
00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:58,880
I thought fighting in front
of strangers was our new thing.
459
00:19:58,915 --> 00:20:01,049
And if you're moving to Montreal...
460
00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:03,166
It's just three months.
461
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,640
Just three months of
me being a single parent
462
00:20:05,674 --> 00:20:07,976
and your son being a motherless child.
463
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,943
He'll still have a mother, okay?
464
00:20:09,978 --> 00:20:12,315
She's just gonna be on
FaceTime for a while.
465
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,113
What is so great about this job?
466
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,714
What's so great about
it, is that I worked
467
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,816
really hard for it, and I want it.
468
00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:21,648
- Shouldn't that be enough?
- You lied to me.
469
00:20:22,152 --> 00:20:24,320
You made a major life
decision without considering me
470
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:25,621
or your son.
471
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:28,241
All I do is consider the both of you.
472
00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:32,125
Okay but... I'm sorry,
but this is bullshit.
473
00:20:32,159 --> 00:20:33,514
May I have some water?
474
00:20:36,372 --> 00:20:37,503
Yeah.
475
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,803
Look, we're gonna be fine financially.
476
00:20:48,838 --> 00:20:51,072
My job can cover us.
477
00:20:51,107 --> 00:20:53,073
I'm sorry, did this just
shift into a conversation
478
00:20:53,108 --> 00:20:55,151
- about me quitting?
- No! I mean,
479
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:56,843
not for a little while.
480
00:20:56,877 --> 00:20:59,611
Nathan, I'm about to
make a significant raise.
481
00:20:59,646 --> 00:21:03,114
Because of me we could
potentially get out of debt.
482
00:21:03,148 --> 00:21:04,555
Well, fuck me,
483
00:21:05,074 --> 00:21:06,907
I guess you don't even need me, Kate.
484
00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:09,885
- Should maybe I go?
- Yes.
485
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,558
Loving the sound of that.
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