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Previously on "Workin' Moms".
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I don't know why they
gave Mo the Montreal gig?
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- What?
- You like that?
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I'm freaking out here, Okay?
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I'm going to councilors,
I'm going to sex stores,
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and meanwhile, you're
just putting your head
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in the everything's okay sand.
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Just talk about how blessed
you feel being married
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- to a stay at home dad.
- Right.
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And Nathan, does he
know what's happening?
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Secrets in a marriage
are like fleas in a bed.
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They'll both have you
sleeping on the couch.
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Mmm.
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This... this right
here, definitely Formula.
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Thick, funky, slightly fermented.
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Yup. Been using it for years.
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It's the sweet smell of science.
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Sort of smells strikingly
like a homeless woman
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from my park. Kind eyes, but
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oh, a scent that could
bring you to your knees.
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Well ladies, number four
is actually breast milk.
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Alicia's breast milk.
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What happened to this being anonymous?!
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You should really think
about changing your diet.
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- Your milk stanks.
- Word.
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Okay. I think we can all agree,
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that some of the feeding
stereotypes out there
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- are problematic.
- Yeah. yeah.
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For example, number
two, a crowd favorite...
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I'd seriously put it in my cereal.
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Yep, that one's actually mine.
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Haven't breast fed in years,
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but I slapped on the old
breast pump look what came out!
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Geez, who knew.
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People seriously pay you to
consult them about lactation?
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Sorry I'm late.
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Please try not to be late.
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So guys, I had a few too
many drinks last night
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and was gonna pump and dump,
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but then Zoe was being real fussy,
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so I gave her some of my tainted milk,
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she was out the whole night!
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Yeah, we put skull and crossbones
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on all of my tainted pump'n dump milk,
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store it for when Charlie's
being a real "A-hole".
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- Plus, helps the sleep training.
- Genius.
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Oh, you guys sleep train?
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You got a problem with that?
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Okay, okay, this was not on
the list of topics for today,
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but let's explore. Right?
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Look, sleep training works for us.
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We let Charlie cry it out
and our bed stays our bed.
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Preach.
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But they're so sweet
cuddled up in bed with you.
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And the best part is, it
gets me out of having to deal
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with my husband's erection
pressed into my back
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- every night.
- I can relate.
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- My husband sleeps with a gun.
- Jesus Christ.
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Good morning, sweet cheeks.
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I'm sorry, okay? I had
to stay 'til we were done.
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Which meant I had to
host both of our parents
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for dinner by myself.
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Well, how can I make it up to you?
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Well, a new nanny would help.
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Your mom's driving me insane.
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She asked in front of my folks
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if Charlie had started
reaching for my teat yet?
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My teat, Kate.
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Okay. I'm all over it.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Looks like your mother
was right to be concerned.
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Her only son has become a house husband.
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All over it.
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Sorry.
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This is the only thing helping
combat the virus in my body.
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Ah, she's pregnant.
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I vomited a glass of water
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directly back into the cupthis morning.
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I apologize, why don't we begin? Hm?
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Giselle, I'm very glad that you decided
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to come in this morning.
How are you feeling?
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- I'm fine.
- Frankie,
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Would you like to tell Giselle
what you shared with me?
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I've tried, man.
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Giselle, I'm feeling really
disconnected from you.
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We never have sex anymore.
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It's like there's this vast,
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growing nothingness between us.
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Mhmm. I know. I know.
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Giselle, perhaps you can put
Rhoda down for a little while.
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Fine.
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- How do you feel now?
- Naked. Worried.
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I think the problem here is pretty loud
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and there's nothing wrong with that.
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You get to go out and
have this separate life.
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I'm "Mom" all the time,
even when you get home.
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And Rhoda's always
there, always on my mind.
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And does that not shut off at all,
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when she goes down for the night?
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No, not really. She sleeps in our room.
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Oh, okay.
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And why not go in another
room to connect with Frankie?
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I... I don't want to be away from her.
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Okay, hear me out:
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if you are feeling unable
to connect away from Rhoda,
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how about "connecting"
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in front of her?
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- Wow?!
- What? Sex?
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Okay, that's not where
I thought you were going.
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It's important to
create a safe environment
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that you feel that you
connect with Frankie
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with Rhoda present. There
is absolutely nothing wrong
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with having sex in front
of a sleeping infant.
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I do it all the time.
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All... the... time.
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We can do this, Gee. Okay?
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Let's just, you know,
let her fall asleep
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and then we'll make
some beautiful lady love.
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- Hmm.
- Lady love. Sure.
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Yes, all hair and nails.
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Yup, I can picture it.
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That is too much. I apologize.
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Rosie, can you get in here, please?
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- Hi-hi-hi. Um...
- Yeah, what's up?
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I need you to look up a
bunch of nanny services
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and get me a ton of
interviews for this afternoon.
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You have no free time today.
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Okay, the board's here
for their annual report
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and then specified bikes
is coming in at three...
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Right, right, right, right, right.
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Okay, uh...
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Could you maybe run some interviews?
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Maybe I could give you a list.
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You could put your hair in a pony tail.
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You could just sort
of act a little more...
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I would love to help
you, I would. It's just...
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- I have that colposcopy today.
- Col-what?
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Colposcopy.
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You know, because I
had that abnormal pap...
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Oh. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
No-no, I get it.
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Uh, you go get yourself colposcopied...
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- Yeah. Okay.
- And I will figure this out.
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- Good luck. Sorry.
- Thank you. You, good luck.
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- Good luck with you.
- Thanks.
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This could be it.
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Should we face her away from us?
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Maybe we could put a blanket over her?
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She's not a parakeet.
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Do you think that she
can breathe in there?
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Okay, come on, Gee,
just... just try and relax.
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Okay? Yeah, come here.
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♪ Baby, tryin' to move on
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Just focus.
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Maybe she can't see us, but
she can definitely hear us.
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You're not even trying.
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- She's so musical.
- Mm, she gets that from you.
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We both know that my
genetics are not in that baby.
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You're right. I guess they're Mortimers.
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Hmm?
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Mortimer is the name I gave
the imaginary donor dad.
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He's a 45 year old
scientist with arthritis.
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If he's imaginary,
why give him arthritis?
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Because it makes him more
relatable. More human.
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- Okay.
- Anyway, it doesn't matter,
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she gets all her good stuff from you.
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- Frankie...
- Well, it's true.
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I see it all the time.
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She is so lucky to have you
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and so am I.
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Hey, I'm headed in, you coming?
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Uh, yeah, give me a
sec, I'll walk with you.
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You know what, I will
meet you in there actually.
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Coo'.
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- Hi Mom, what's up?
- Kate, I'm bored.
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You're bored? I am
the opposite of bored.
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Busy, busy, busy. Always so busy.
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Yes, I'm so busy.
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I'm so busy I don't even
have time to find a...
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Mom, do you wanna do something for me?
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It might be a little bit awkward though.
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- Please, Kate, I bathed you.
- Mm-hmm.
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I need you to find me a new nanny.
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I see, so you want me to
find my own replacement.
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Well, yeah.
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So you need me? Is
that what you're saying?
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Yes, I, I need you.
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It's just so nice to hear you say that.
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Okay, Charlie needs the best nanny
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and like they say, it
takes one to find one.
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Yeah, I've never heard that saying,
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but it sounds true,
so lets go with that.
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- Anyway, I gotta...
- I'm very busy now.
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Can't talk. Buh-bye.
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Unbelievable.
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Hey.
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Uh, Gena, uh,
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could you get me those
network upgrade reports
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by the end of the day, t-thank You?
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Sure. What format do you want that in?
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Um...
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Uh, yeah, exactly. Thanks. Bye.
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I take it things are
still awkward since the...
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Totally.
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He barely asks me to do any work now.
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- I have so much more time.
- That's great.
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'Cause "Awkward Arden in accounting"
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asked me to throw her
a bachelorette party
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'cause she has no friends.
She actually said that.
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Well, that is awkward, but good.
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I need to get out.
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Do you have any friends you can bring
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because mine are all
of the male persuasion.
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No worries. An impromptu bachelorette?
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I was made for this.
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I'm guessing this means
you're gonna be borrowing
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more of my ibuprofen tomorrow?
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Hey Gary, thanks for eavesdropping.
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You know what's super weird?
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No one ever asked to borrow your penis.
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Well, you can't lend out a penis, Gena.
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- Mmm.
- It's attached to your body.
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- Mom?
- Oh, too bright.
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For God sakes, Mom, are you okay?
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Well, Kate,
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that was a very awkward position
you put me in earlier today.
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Is that my suitcase?
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I've accumulated a lot of
scarves in my time here.
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Okay, Mom, were you able
to contact the agency?
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Did you find a nanny or not?
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I used my own agency.
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I think Charlie needs a sense of family.
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So I hired your sister.
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Sarah? Oh, no-no-no-no, no-no-no.
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She has an artistic sensibility
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that I think Charlie very much needs.
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She's free spirited, fluid, flexible.
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Mom, she is the voice of a cartoon,
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not Agnes Martin. Okay,
I really don't think...
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Kate! Look,
Charlie, there's Mommy!
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Hey, Sarah, how you doing?
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Won't this be fun.
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I got him.
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Oh God.
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Whooo.
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I need some water.
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Mmm.
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Oh hey, do you, do you wanna
go out with some of the girls
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from my Mommy and Me group?
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Wait a second, is this a pity invite?
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00:12:29,984 --> 00:12:32,219
We totally don't have to if
you don't want to leave Rhoda,
252
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:34,121
I just, you know, I
thought maybe it would be...
253
00:12:34,155 --> 00:12:35,460
maybe good for us.
254
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,280
Hmm...
255
00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:43,196
Frankie!
256
00:12:43,231 --> 00:12:45,232
Let's go out.
257
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,534
Come on, I want to
play with my girlfriend.
258
00:12:52,113 --> 00:12:54,823
Whoa,
hey! Where are we going?
259
00:12:55,349 --> 00:12:57,717
Uh, I have to go to that bachelorette
260
00:12:57,752 --> 00:12:59,646
for that girl from work.
261
00:12:59,684 --> 00:13:02,253
What, what bachelorette?
And why do you have to go?
262
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,617
I'm hosting it.
263
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,210
You're hosting some random
girl's bachelorette party?
264
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,880
She's not random, it's
Arden from... accounting.
265
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,750
Come on, stay in with us, we miss you.
266
00:13:13,784 --> 00:13:16,619
Oh, I know, I miss you too, but...
267
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,286
her parents recently...
268
00:13:19,847 --> 00:13:20,933
died.
269
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:22,859
What? Both?
270
00:13:22,893 --> 00:13:25,301
I just don't think she
should be alone right now?
271
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,458
All right.
272
00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:29,899
Well, can you at least
pump, we're running low.
273
00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:34,274
It's okay. It's okay.
274
00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:41,160
Who's a good girl?
275
00:13:42,012 --> 00:13:43,513
Who's a good girl?
276
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,122
You're a good girl.
277
00:13:49,438 --> 00:13:53,852
Hey, before you say
anything, Eleanor is gone.
278
00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:56,273
I, well, we took care of it.
279
00:13:56,274 --> 00:13:57,508
Really?
280
00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:00,211
Thank you. Seriously. Awe.
281
00:14:01,379 --> 00:14:03,581
Yeah, and you're gonna be happy
282
00:14:04,019 --> 00:14:07,252
- 'cause the new nanny is Sarah.
- Your sister?!
283
00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:09,205
Holly the Honey Badger? That's awesome.
284
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,455
Just try to relax, it's
just for a little while.
285
00:14:11,646 --> 00:14:12,990
Why does she make you so tense?
286
00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:14,692
She doesn't make me so tense.
287
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,627
She used to piss on my mouth guard.
288
00:14:16,661 --> 00:14:18,596
Oh, so cool.
289
00:14:19,342 --> 00:14:21,065
Come on, she's gonna be great.
290
00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:23,067
And I'm just so happy your mom is gone.
291
00:14:23,101 --> 00:14:24,668
Yeah? Well, good.
292
00:14:24,703 --> 00:14:27,004
And, uh... actually Jenny
invited me out tonight.
293
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:29,473
- Oh, you should go.
- There's a game on anyway.
294
00:14:29,508 --> 00:14:30,908
Yeah there is, and it just started.
295
00:14:30,942 --> 00:14:32,176
Oh, Hey!
296
00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:33,983
- This is gonna be so much fun!
- Right.
297
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:38,716
Dinosaurs.
298
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,376
Yeah, yeah.
299
00:14:40,986 --> 00:14:43,087
So, uh... would he not go down?
300
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,089
Mom said his bedtime was 8?
301
00:14:45,123 --> 00:14:48,225
He does, he does go down at 8.
302
00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:50,795
So I'm gonna head out then.
303
00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:53,864
On a school night? I'm appalled.
304
00:14:53,899 --> 00:14:56,066
What? I go out. I have fun all the time.
305
00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:58,302
Relax, Kate. I'm breakin' your balls.
306
00:14:58,336 --> 00:15:00,070
Oh.
307
00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:02,039
I should probably take
this actually, it's...
308
00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:03,707
you guys don't care.
309
00:15:04,544 --> 00:15:05,509
Hello?
310
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:07,478
Yeah, hey, I
know it's past 7:00 PM,
311
00:15:07,512 --> 00:15:09,480
what is it, bath time or bedtime,
312
00:15:09,514 --> 00:15:11,148
or spank time, I don't know?
313
00:15:11,183 --> 00:15:12,550
It's okay. What's up?
314
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:16,687
So you got the job. Montreal is yours.
315
00:15:17,428 --> 00:15:19,023
Are you sure? Really?
316
00:15:19,057 --> 00:15:20,925
Carl said that Mo got it.
317
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,194
Poor Carl.
He's a mess these days.
318
00:15:23,228 --> 00:15:26,530
No, Mo never stood a
chance. You're our girl.
319
00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:27,965
Do you still want it?
320
00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:34,802
Uh, yeah. Yes I do.
321
00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:35,949
Okay then.
322
00:15:35,974 --> 00:15:37,374
We'll go over the
details in the morning.
323
00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:39,643
Thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.
324
00:15:40,242 --> 00:15:41,494
Hey, who was it?
325
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:44,490
Uh, it was Jenny. Oh. Go!
326
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,684
Have fun. You deserve it.
327
00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,054
Yeah, yes I do.
328
00:16:09,975 --> 00:16:12,576
- So, you're getting married?
- I am.
329
00:16:13,564 --> 00:16:17,389
Woo! To Arden, you crazy bitch!
330
00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:18,916
No one's ever called me bitch
331
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:21,218
in that cool, girlfriend way!
332
00:16:21,253 --> 00:16:23,153
Oh, Jesus! Watch it!
333
00:16:23,188 --> 00:16:24,751
Wooo!
334
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,999
- Sorry.
- Woo, hoo, hoo.
335
00:16:28,026 --> 00:16:31,195
Woo, c'mon boys, let's
get out there, c'mon.
336
00:16:32,221 --> 00:16:34,389
Eh, hey, hey!
337
00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,734
Ew, no one's gonna hit
on us with you like that!
338
00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:39,803
Hey, I was wondering what do
you think of tribal tattoos,
339
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:41,572
are they making a
comeback, or is it done?
340
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,507
We should get a sitter more often.
341
00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:45,776
You are straight up edible right now.
342
00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:47,811
Can I talk you into taking a walk?
343
00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:50,481
Oh, you bad girl.
344
00:16:50,515 --> 00:16:51,916
Come on.
345
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,951
What about corn rows? I was
thinking of getting one big one
346
00:16:53,985 --> 00:16:55,419
all the way from front
to back, you know?
347
00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:57,021
Hey, who does a girl have to blow
348
00:16:57,055 --> 00:16:59,223
to get a decent amount
of blue cheese dressing?
349
00:16:59,257 --> 00:17:01,125
Oh, gross.
350
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:02,414
Gena!
351
00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:05,129
My sister's staying
with 'em, who they love.
352
00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:07,765
She's the voice of a kids
cartoon show my son adores.
353
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,259
Holly the Dumb Honey Badger.
354
00:17:10,302 --> 00:17:12,403
I never wanted three and here we are.
355
00:17:12,437 --> 00:17:14,004
And I can't even drink!
356
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:16,373
Straight up had sex in
front of our baby today.
357
00:17:16,408 --> 00:17:18,475
I feel like a black widow spider,
358
00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:20,344
who just collects men in her web.
359
00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:22,507
Except I don't even want to eat them.
360
00:17:22,532 --> 00:17:25,849
I just want to get them hard
and like leave them there.
361
00:17:25,884 --> 00:17:28,585
The job is mine! Mine!
362
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:29,887
I have not told a soul.
363
00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:32,056
So if you tell anyone
I am going to gut you.
364
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,657
Spleen out.
365
00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:36,813
Wow, you win.
366
00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:38,963
What's up bitches?
367
00:17:38,997 --> 00:17:40,706
All right, what is it, we're all here.
368
00:17:40,731 --> 00:17:42,472
Okay, I have an announcement.
369
00:17:42,497 --> 00:17:45,970
I've decided, right here, right now,
370
00:17:47,394 --> 00:17:50,033
one of you is gonna pierce my nipple.
371
00:17:50,058 --> 00:17:52,242
- No.
- I need a volunteer.
372
00:17:52,582 --> 00:17:54,112
Like, now.
373
00:17:54,145 --> 00:17:56,246
- Yeah, all right. I'll do it.
- Okay.
374
00:17:56,281 --> 00:17:58,482
Who's earring is that?
Did you get that off the floor?
375
00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:00,851
Oh, the bartender found it on the bar.
376
00:18:01,844 --> 00:18:03,299
It's smaller than I
thought it was gonna be.
377
00:18:03,324 --> 00:18:05,322
- Sorry.
- You got this.
378
00:18:05,357 --> 00:18:07,157
I feel like she's staring
at me and she's opinionated.
379
00:18:07,192 --> 00:18:09,226
- Come on.
- I can't do this, I'm sorry.
380
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,961
- I thought I could but I can't.
- What the...?
381
00:18:10,996 --> 00:18:12,496
You moms need to get out more.
382
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:14,231
This is batshit, even for me.
383
00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:16,700
Excuse me, I'm trying to do
something here for myself.
384
00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:18,569
You're batshit!
385
00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:22,506
- I'll watch the door.
- Go watch the door!
386
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,274
Hope there's no nipples out there.
387
00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:27,011
Hey Arden, you were a girl scout, right?
388
00:18:27,045 --> 00:18:29,013
- Right?
- No.
389
00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:30,948
No, you should do it.
Yeah, it's your night!
390
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:33,684
You should just totally do it. C'mon.
391
00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:37,254
Arden! Arden! Arden!
392
00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:40,924
Do it! Do it! Do it!
393
00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:43,293
- Do it! Do it!
- Arrghhh.
394
00:18:43,328 --> 00:18:45,929
I'm dissociating.
395
00:18:50,035 --> 00:18:52,536
Wow. Boom!
396
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,738
Have you guys been
there this whole time?
397
00:18:54,773 --> 00:18:56,540
You were so quiet.
398
00:18:56,574 --> 00:18:59,386
You've never made silent
love over a toilet?
399
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,611
No.
400
00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:02,468
I'll be at the bar, babe.
401
00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:05,482
Good for you, you dog.
402
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:06,984
Okay, give me give me the hoop earring.
403
00:19:07,018 --> 00:19:09,553
- I am a medical professional.
- Yes. Yes.
404
00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:13,357
All right, Anne. Come on, steady hand.
405
00:19:13,391 --> 00:19:15,893
I, just...
406
00:19:15,927 --> 00:19:18,095
Just put...
407
00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:21,532
Ooh, and you're bleeding.
Ugh. I'm sorry, I...
408
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:23,133
Fuck it, I can't lose
these wings. I'm out.
409
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:24,835
All right, you've never
had a disposition for this.
410
00:19:24,869 --> 00:19:26,737
I'm just gonna put it out there.
411
00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:29,106
You're out of control.
412
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,241
Jesus! Frankie?!
413
00:19:31,276 --> 00:19:33,043
I got a steady hand.
414
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:36,146
I birthed three cows one
summer. Personal best.
415
00:19:37,182 --> 00:19:39,416
Then stop bragging and
pierce my goddamn nipple.
416
00:19:39,451 --> 00:19:41,318
Thought you'd never ask.
417
00:19:42,523 --> 00:19:44,191
Oh, hello. Okay.
418
00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:45,989
Hang on.
419
00:19:46,024 --> 00:19:50,252
Okay, ready? On three: One, two...
420
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,907
Wow.
421
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:59,069
That's pretty sweet.
422
00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:04,788
I think I need to leave my husband.
423
00:20:11,772 --> 00:20:13,406
That's my earring.
424
00:20:21,164 --> 00:20:22,457
Hey you.
425
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:32,569
Hi. Come here.
426
00:20:51,022 --> 00:20:53,690
Shh. It's okay, just tonight.
427
00:21:15,497 --> 00:21:17,497
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