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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,050 --> 00:00:07,112 There it is! 2 00:00:07,152 --> 00:00:08,719 Yeah, and if you wanna bring one foot forward, 3 00:00:08,754 --> 00:00:11,055 into a lunge and a half-moon crescent, 4 00:00:11,089 --> 00:00:13,432 and then come down, 5 00:00:13,494 --> 00:00:14,994 yeah, for a boat pose. 6 00:00:15,019 --> 00:00:16,093 Can we all be brave adults, 7 00:00:16,128 --> 00:00:18,429 and just admit that babies don't need yoga? 8 00:00:18,463 --> 00:00:19,897 Ohhhhh! Yeah. 9 00:00:20,124 --> 00:00:21,398 Well... 10 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:24,001 Okay, we can move on to something else. 11 00:00:24,035 --> 00:00:25,803 Yeah, who's got a new topic? 12 00:00:25,837 --> 00:00:27,312 - I'm incontinent. - I'm pregnant. 13 00:00:28,826 --> 00:00:30,960 - No! - Anne! 14 00:00:30,985 --> 00:00:32,485 Congratulations, Anne! 15 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,787 Sheila, if you don't mind, 16 00:00:33,821 --> 00:00:35,255 we'll revisit your incontinence 17 00:00:35,289 --> 00:00:37,424 after we've talked about Anne's good news. 18 00:00:37,458 --> 00:00:38,925 Sure. 19 00:00:38,959 --> 00:00:40,427 So when are you due? 20 00:00:40,461 --> 00:00:41,795 Uh, lookin' like late May. 21 00:00:41,829 --> 00:00:43,930 Oooh, late May. 22 00:00:43,964 --> 00:00:46,566 - Yikes. - What?! What is it? 23 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,527 Well, are you worried about a Taurus baby? 24 00:00:48,552 --> 00:00:49,803 No Alicia, 25 00:00:49,837 --> 00:00:51,971 I'm actually not worried about a Taurus baby, 26 00:00:52,006 --> 00:00:53,807 I am worried about ten million other things, 27 00:00:53,841 --> 00:00:55,341 like who the hell is gonna take care 28 00:00:55,376 --> 00:00:57,275 of all of these tiny humans I've decided to create. 29 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,722 Oh, sounds messy. 30 00:00:58,762 --> 00:01:01,293 Anne, it sounds like you're gonna need some extra help. 31 00:01:01,621 --> 00:01:02,988 Have you thought about hiring a nanny? 32 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:04,256 Yeah well, haven't we all considered 33 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:05,791 hiring a nanny?! 34 00:01:05,825 --> 00:01:07,259 Pretty luxurious, though. 35 00:01:07,293 --> 00:01:08,494 Yeah, as soon as I start making some green, 36 00:01:08,528 --> 00:01:10,295 you know I'm hiring a nanny. 37 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:12,331 Little tip though, don't hire your mother. 38 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:14,766 It gets very personal, very quickly. 39 00:01:14,801 --> 00:01:16,535 Ian's our nanny. 40 00:01:16,569 --> 00:01:20,172 And I'm pretty sure he's doing nothing with our kid. 41 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,974 You try talking to him? 42 00:01:22,008 --> 00:01:23,289 No... 43 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:26,289 He's a writer, so he's better with his words than me. 44 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:27,823 You wanna out talk Ian? 45 00:01:27,858 --> 00:01:29,325 Next time that he gives you any trouble, 46 00:01:29,359 --> 00:01:31,961 you just attack him with some "I" language. 47 00:01:31,995 --> 00:01:34,030 So basically, you phrase everything in terms 48 00:01:34,064 --> 00:01:36,489 of how it's affecting you, all while smiling, 49 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:37,800 with soft eyes, 50 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:39,268 even when you're insulting him. 51 00:01:39,302 --> 00:01:40,736 What do you mean? 52 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,038 Here we go. 53 00:01:42,072 --> 00:01:43,216 Ahem. 54 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:45,941 How do you not know what I mean? 55 00:01:45,976 --> 00:01:49,378 I feel like I am being very clear. 56 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:52,581 I'm worried that you may be a slow person. 57 00:01:52,616 --> 00:01:55,084 - That'll work. - I don't think that'll work. 58 00:01:55,118 --> 00:01:57,153 You can follow it up with a blow job if you... 59 00:01:57,187 --> 00:01:58,632 are concerned. 60 00:01:58,657 --> 00:02:00,735 - Depending on your time you know. - Yeah. 61 00:02:06,063 --> 00:02:07,897 Reptiles need to use very little 62 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:10,399 of the energy that they generate themselves 63 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,268 - to warm their bodies. - I know! 64 00:02:12,302 --> 00:02:14,470 In fact, they use around a tenth. 65 00:02:14,504 --> 00:02:16,906 Mom, you have to change the diaper pail, 66 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:19,775 and can you put some food in Olly's bowl? 67 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:21,544 You know there's trash cans, right?! 68 00:02:21,578 --> 00:02:24,046 This place is a mess! 69 00:02:24,081 --> 00:02:25,581 - Hello?! - What? 70 00:02:25,615 --> 00:02:27,917 Are you guys even planning on leaving the house today? 71 00:02:27,951 --> 00:02:29,485 And what are you watching?! 72 00:02:29,519 --> 00:02:31,504 You know Kate, it's a little early 73 00:02:31,535 --> 00:02:34,390 for your judgmental commentary. Right? 74 00:02:34,424 --> 00:02:35,825 Wait, what are you doing with that? 75 00:02:35,859 --> 00:02:37,359 What does it look like I'm doing? 76 00:02:37,394 --> 00:02:38,961 I'm preparing to feed your son. 77 00:02:38,995 --> 00:02:41,130 Or would you prefer he starve?! 78 00:02:41,164 --> 00:02:42,631 There was no lid on that, Mom, 79 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:44,166 it's probably been sitting out all night, 80 00:02:44,201 --> 00:02:46,055 you can't feed him that! 81 00:02:46,837 --> 00:02:49,472 Sorry, didn't notice. 82 00:02:49,506 --> 00:02:50,840 Is it not too much to ask 83 00:02:50,874 --> 00:02:52,708 that you just tidy up the house, 84 00:02:52,742 --> 00:02:55,763 feed the dog, not poison my son? 85 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:58,013 You know what, Kate? 86 00:02:58,048 --> 00:03:00,015 I'm doing my best! 87 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,450 - Are you? - Yes! 88 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,319 All right, well... 89 00:03:03,353 --> 00:03:05,754 - Then, my bad. - Okay. 90 00:03:05,789 --> 00:03:07,256 I'll just throw this stuff away, 91 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:08,757 and I'll see you at lunch. 92 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:10,593 Somewhere with a nice fresh fish. 93 00:03:10,627 --> 00:03:12,540 - Fresh fish? - Yes, please. 94 00:03:12,565 --> 00:03:13,776 Yeah. 95 00:03:25,119 --> 00:03:26,790 I'm telling you, she's tough. 96 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:28,791 Nothing I can't handle. 97 00:03:28,854 --> 00:03:30,321 And who the hell is this? 98 00:03:30,355 --> 00:03:33,127 I get it, I was a little girl once too. 99 00:03:33,152 --> 00:03:35,053 Pfft. I doubt you were ever little! 100 00:03:35,087 --> 00:03:37,422 Hell, I doubt you were ever even a girl. 101 00:03:37,456 --> 00:03:39,251 - What is your problem?! - Alice! 102 00:03:39,276 --> 00:03:40,511 Next! 103 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,011 I think you just need some extra attention Alice, 104 00:03:42,044 --> 00:03:43,578 someone to keep their eyes on 'ya. 105 00:03:43,613 --> 00:03:45,657 You can keep your eyes on me. 106 00:03:45,682 --> 00:03:47,076 You live around here? 107 00:03:47,111 --> 00:03:48,704 - It's about a 20 minute drive. - Really? 108 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,002 Okay, so this was a mistake, you can go. 109 00:03:51,027 --> 00:03:52,115 Thank you! 110 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,349 I'm sorry, but what part of stand up 111 00:03:53,384 --> 00:03:55,198 didn't you understand, Alice? 112 00:03:55,223 --> 00:03:56,353 You should be sorry... 113 00:03:56,387 --> 00:03:58,916 That you thought you could pull off that shirt. 114 00:03:58,941 --> 00:04:00,641 You look like a dental hygienist. 115 00:04:00,676 --> 00:04:03,578 - What does that even mean... - I've got this. 116 00:04:03,613 --> 00:04:05,047 I get it. 117 00:04:05,081 --> 00:04:06,815 You think you're hot. 118 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,484 Well, let me tell you something. 119 00:04:08,518 --> 00:04:09,752 You're just an average little girl, 120 00:04:09,786 --> 00:04:11,420 who's actually really boring. 121 00:04:11,454 --> 00:04:12,954 Now stand up, 122 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,423 or I'll call the boy that you like, 123 00:04:14,457 --> 00:04:16,191 and tell him you smell like headgear. 124 00:04:19,062 --> 00:04:20,696 That's what I thought. 125 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:22,598 Now go to your room and do your homework, 126 00:04:22,632 --> 00:04:25,134 so you don't end up as boring as you look. 127 00:04:28,063 --> 00:04:29,297 The only way to combat "mean girl," 128 00:04:29,331 --> 00:04:30,999 is with "mean girl." 129 00:04:31,024 --> 00:04:33,750 It's a transition, but she'll get there. 130 00:04:33,978 --> 00:04:35,070 Wow. 131 00:04:35,665 --> 00:04:37,138 You're hired. 132 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,649 Uh, could you not do that in here? 133 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,351 Oh, uh... 134 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,852 Yeah, I just thought it was better 135 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:48,387 than doing it in the kitchen. 136 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,222 Hmm. Uh, so... 137 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,591 What are you two doing today? 138 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,928 We are gonna go see a 35mm screening 139 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,896 of "Tremors" at the Royal. 140 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,765 I think Zoe's gonna like the snakes. 141 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,166 - Uh, snakes?! - Yeah! 142 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,202 They're basically ground monsters, 143 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,070 that's totally inappropriate for a baby! 144 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,572 Isn't that your favorite movie? 145 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,640 But I'm not a baby. 146 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:10,476 Yeah, well... 147 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,591 I just feel like you don't really trust me with her. 148 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:15,347 No! 149 00:05:15,804 --> 00:05:17,383 I do. 150 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:21,186 It's just that I feel like I would like to know 151 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,655 that you guys are going to safe places, 152 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,125 that way I wouldn't have to worry 153 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,558 about I's baby... 154 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,729 having nightmares... 155 00:05:31,145 --> 00:05:32,261 What? 156 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,133 - Are you having a stroke? - No. 157 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,136 I'm just-I'm jealous, okay? 158 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,308 Oh. 159 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:41,620 You guys get to bond all day, while I'm stuck at work. 160 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:43,779 Right, I'm not buying it. 161 00:05:43,813 --> 00:05:45,481 You're pumped to go to work. 162 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:47,683 It's weird. Do you even miss us? 163 00:05:47,717 --> 00:05:48,753 Yes! 164 00:05:49,352 --> 00:05:51,620 I-I think about you guys all the time. 165 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,209 Oh. 166 00:05:55,234 --> 00:05:56,887 What, you don't wanna kiss me? 167 00:06:00,864 --> 00:06:02,798 - Are you wearing new perfume? - I don't know. 168 00:06:02,832 --> 00:06:05,601 I guess. Um, I should go. 169 00:06:05,635 --> 00:06:08,270 Oh, okay. Okay. 170 00:06:08,304 --> 00:06:09,933 I know... 171 00:06:12,742 --> 00:06:14,023 Yeah, yeah. 172 00:06:14,048 --> 00:06:15,976 Mommy's here, hey? 173 00:06:17,547 --> 00:06:18,537 Hi! Hi. 174 00:06:19,999 --> 00:06:21,850 Oh, I'm so glad he's awake and seeing me, 175 00:06:21,885 --> 00:06:23,695 you know, middle of the day. 176 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,287 I know, I'm surprised he's not sleeping, 177 00:06:25,321 --> 00:06:27,555 we had a big morning, didn't we? 178 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:29,314 Yeah? What'd you guys do? 179 00:06:29,426 --> 00:06:31,326 Oh! You know... 180 00:06:33,463 --> 00:06:35,397 Well, he keeps me very busy, Kate. 181 00:06:35,432 --> 00:06:37,786 Mmm... 182 00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:39,735 Here's a taste of our Cabernet by the glass. 183 00:06:39,769 --> 00:06:40,849 Thank you. 184 00:06:41,284 --> 00:06:42,451 Hi! 185 00:06:50,508 --> 00:06:51,742 Mom? 186 00:06:51,776 --> 00:06:53,243 Yeah, I don't know. 187 00:06:53,278 --> 00:06:55,078 - Um, did you not like it? - Shhh! 188 00:06:55,113 --> 00:06:56,272 Okay... 189 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,514 Mom, you do realize we don't disappear 190 00:06:57,539 --> 00:06:58,973 when you cover your eyes? 191 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:00,312 Oh, I don't like it! 192 00:07:00,312 --> 00:07:02,084 Okay, she doesn't like it, so could you please... 193 00:07:02,109 --> 00:07:03,922 - Take it away! - Yes please, thank you. 194 00:07:07,225 --> 00:07:08,413 The coast is clear. 195 00:07:08,437 --> 00:07:10,983 Oh my goodness, well, my appetite is completely ruined. 196 00:07:11,008 --> 00:07:12,397 That wasn't very nice, 197 00:07:12,422 --> 00:07:13,788 I mean, she didn't make the wine, 198 00:07:13,813 --> 00:07:15,140 why punish her, you know? 199 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,656 Kate please, don't discipline me, not today. 200 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:21,499 Why are you never on my side? 201 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:22,767 I am on your side... I don't know her, 202 00:07:22,801 --> 00:07:24,835 I don't care about her, I mean, she seems nice, 203 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:26,337 but I don't know her story. 204 00:07:26,371 --> 00:07:28,272 I just-it just felt a little nasty, you know? 205 00:07:28,306 --> 00:07:30,174 - Your tone is nasty. - Oh boy. 206 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:34,278 Your eyes are harsh and your discipline relentless. 207 00:07:34,312 --> 00:07:35,980 Okay, Mom, uh... 208 00:07:36,014 --> 00:07:37,615 This isn't working out, 209 00:07:37,649 --> 00:07:39,650 I-I know, I'm trying to stay open here, 210 00:07:39,685 --> 00:07:40,918 and I know you're doing us a favor... 211 00:07:40,952 --> 00:07:42,987 What are you saying? 212 00:07:44,956 --> 00:07:46,490 Are you dismissing me? 213 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,317 You would do that to your mother?! 214 00:07:50,352 --> 00:07:51,819 I don't know how to do this, okay? 215 00:07:51,853 --> 00:07:53,823 I just think it would be better for our relationship, 216 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,657 you know, if maybe you didn't watch... 217 00:07:56,691 --> 00:07:58,158 Charlie anymore. 218 00:07:58,193 --> 00:08:00,661 I think maybe I'd feel better, safer... 219 00:08:00,695 --> 00:08:02,296 - Safer?! - Not safer. 220 00:08:02,330 --> 00:08:05,266 - Like, just... - Do not say another word. 221 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:07,172 I'll pack my bags. 222 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:08,407 What bags, Mom? 223 00:08:08,441 --> 00:08:09,908 You don't actually live with us. 224 00:08:09,943 --> 00:08:11,410 And it's actually not that simple. 225 00:08:11,444 --> 00:08:12,711 I was hoping you could stick around for a little bit 226 00:08:12,745 --> 00:08:14,212 while we find another nanny. 227 00:08:14,247 --> 00:08:16,222 A couple weeks, a couple days... 228 00:08:16,222 --> 00:08:17,689 A couple weeks. 229 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:20,692 Well, however I can be of service to you, my dear. 230 00:08:21,323 --> 00:08:22,453 I shall stay... 231 00:08:22,495 --> 00:08:24,396 until you find someone... 232 00:08:24,431 --> 00:08:26,094 uh, more suitable. 233 00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:27,566 Thank you. 234 00:08:33,477 --> 00:08:35,625 I'm sick of the way you treat me! 235 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,850 You've been drinking too much tonight. 236 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,318 - You have! - Okay, why are you coming up here?! 237 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,552 - You told me to leave! - I did not! 238 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,054 - Stop it! - Get out of the elevator! 239 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,823 Goodbye! Get out of my face! 240 00:08:43,858 --> 00:08:46,170 - Why are you so aggressive? - Get out! 241 00:08:48,272 --> 00:08:50,473 - Jesus! - Did I scare you? 242 00:08:50,506 --> 00:08:52,240 I just wanted to hand off the monitor. 243 00:08:52,275 --> 00:08:54,643 - Jayme's sleeping. - Mhmm... 244 00:08:54,677 --> 00:08:57,079 - You don't scare me. - Cool. 245 00:08:57,113 --> 00:08:59,066 I'm gonna go pick up Alice from school. 246 00:08:59,091 --> 00:09:00,582 Cool. 247 00:09:00,617 --> 00:09:02,050 Wait, isn't it early? 248 00:09:02,085 --> 00:09:03,285 Well, I thought I'd stop at the store, 249 00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:04,920 and pick up some fruits and veggies first. 250 00:09:04,954 --> 00:09:07,022 There aren't any here for after school snacks. 251 00:09:07,056 --> 00:09:09,758 Huh, I could've sworn I saw an apple around here somewhere. 252 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:12,461 I only found chips, and other processed things. 253 00:09:12,495 --> 00:09:14,345 Yeah, we must've blown through all that healthy stuff 254 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:16,098 - on the weekend. - Hmm. 255 00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:17,899 Anything I can grab at the store for you? 256 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:19,735 Um, how about a couple of carrots 257 00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:20,969 and celery, and... 258 00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:22,837 Ack-cees... berries? 259 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:23,707 Acai. 260 00:09:23,807 --> 00:09:25,041 Yeah, you know what, it's Lionel. 261 00:09:25,075 --> 00:09:26,543 That eats all that crap. 262 00:09:26,578 --> 00:09:27,811 - I totally get it. - Mhmm, thanks. 263 00:09:27,846 --> 00:09:29,313 This is a really big help. 264 00:09:29,347 --> 00:09:31,118 It's so hard to keep this place stocked up. 265 00:09:31,143 --> 00:09:32,610 - 'Kay. 'Kay. - Mhmm. 266 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:33,951 - See you lates! - Late... S. 267 00:09:48,475 --> 00:09:50,810 Uh hey, you have a minute? 268 00:09:50,844 --> 00:09:53,977 Uh. For you, of course. 269 00:09:54,485 --> 00:09:56,352 I've noticed a significant change... 270 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,854 in your behavior, 271 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,455 you've really been going above and beyond lately. 272 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:00,990 I mean, you've turned your work in early, 273 00:10:01,025 --> 00:10:02,692 you've stayed late every night this week. 274 00:10:02,726 --> 00:10:04,460 So... 275 00:10:04,495 --> 00:10:06,262 You're happy with me? 276 00:10:06,297 --> 00:10:07,864 Uh, yeah. 277 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:10,533 Knowing that I have your support... 278 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,602 makes me feel like I can do anything. 279 00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:15,338 I'm pretty sure my productivity 280 00:10:15,372 --> 00:10:16,839 is at an all time high. 281 00:10:16,874 --> 00:10:18,341 It's worth mentioning. 282 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:19,630 Anyway, um, 283 00:10:19,655 --> 00:10:23,680 I was hoping if you had time after work today, 284 00:10:23,714 --> 00:10:26,416 y-you'd want to have a little... 285 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:27,884 Jenny! 286 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,652 - Ian! - Hey, baby. 287 00:10:29,687 --> 00:10:30,965 Hi... 288 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:34,724 We wanted to stop by, see you in action. 289 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:36,659 She said she wanted to see her bad ass mommy at work. 290 00:10:36,694 --> 00:10:38,091 Awwww! 291 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,372 Hi, I'm Ian. 292 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,033 Jenny's husband. 293 00:10:44,068 --> 00:10:45,568 Oh! Yeah, yeah, hi. 294 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,925 I'm Marvin, her department manager, nice to meet you. 295 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,605 Marvin the manager. 296 00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:50,873 - That's funny, I like that. - Okay, honey, um... 297 00:10:50,908 --> 00:10:53,009 This is such a nice surprise, but... 298 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:55,011 isn't it almost her nap time? 299 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,847 Uh you know, she's pretty lax about her schedule, actually. 300 00:10:57,881 --> 00:11:00,083 Hey, I was thinking the three of us could grab some lunch. 301 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,484 Ian, it's almost four. 302 00:11:01,518 --> 00:11:02,919 Crap, okay, uh... 303 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,687 Coffee? She could use a coffee. 304 00:11:04,722 --> 00:11:06,723 Uh, I should uh... I should really dive back in, 305 00:11:06,757 --> 00:11:08,024 it was really nice to meet you, Ian. 306 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,492 - You too... - Bye. 307 00:11:09,526 --> 00:11:10,994 - Marvin the manager. - Okay. 308 00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:12,428 That is not funny. 309 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,931 Oh, come on, that's funny! 310 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,667 As a writer, I can confirm that that is very funny. 311 00:11:17,701 --> 00:11:20,603 Look, I am serious here, this is my place of business. 312 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,872 All right, it just feels like you're kinda you know, 313 00:11:22,906 --> 00:11:24,841 - maybe hiding something. - No! 314 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:27,577 I'm just trying to be professional here, 315 00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:30,072 and it's hard to do that when you two show up. 316 00:11:30,097 --> 00:11:31,414 Okay. 317 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:32,882 I'm sorry, I feel bad. 318 00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:34,584 We'll go. It's okay. 319 00:11:34,618 --> 00:11:35,885 Don't worry about it. 320 00:11:35,919 --> 00:11:37,553 See you at home. 321 00:11:40,257 --> 00:11:42,096 That counts as your 15. 322 00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:43,363 Okay! 323 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,294 I read that she was actually sick 324 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,763 on an elderly lady. 325 00:11:46,797 --> 00:11:48,264 She claims she had motion sickness. 326 00:11:48,298 --> 00:11:50,077 Code for mixing pills and booze. 327 00:11:50,102 --> 00:11:51,267 Probably. 328 00:11:51,301 --> 00:11:52,502 She's a bestselling author, and a mother of four, 329 00:11:52,536 --> 00:11:54,003 how hard could it be? 330 00:11:54,038 --> 00:11:55,738 Someone tweeted a pic of her roaming coach, 331 00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:57,440 talking to strangers... 332 00:11:57,474 --> 00:11:58,781 I smell an addict. 333 00:11:58,806 --> 00:12:00,443 It's not our job to judge, just fix it. 334 00:12:00,477 --> 00:12:02,011 Who's up for restoring her image? 335 00:12:02,046 --> 00:12:04,080 Oh, I can handle this. 336 00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:06,000 I can handle this too. 337 00:12:06,035 --> 00:12:07,535 How about both of you work on it? 338 00:12:07,568 --> 00:12:10,137 I really don't need any help, pretty straightforward job. 339 00:12:10,171 --> 00:12:12,639 Oh, sorry to interrupt, um, Kate? 340 00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:14,174 You have a phone call. 341 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,409 Oh, uh, take a message. 342 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,377 Actually, it's your mum. 343 00:12:17,412 --> 00:12:19,046 Take a message please, Rosie. 344 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,248 She was bit by your dog. 345 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,919 Oh, wow. 346 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,355 Looks like your afternoon just got busy, Kate. 347 00:12:28,389 --> 00:12:29,856 Don't worry about it, 348 00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:31,058 take care of your mom. 349 00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:32,926 I got this. 350 00:12:35,196 --> 00:12:36,391 Let's go. 351 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,798 - Hi. - Kate. 352 00:12:47,823 --> 00:12:49,484 Oh my god, Mom, are you okay? 353 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:53,187 Well, I am now, thanks to this wonderful doctor. 354 00:12:53,222 --> 00:12:55,490 You know, he and his wife are having a little baby too. 355 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,991 A little girl. 356 00:12:57,025 --> 00:12:59,906 Kate wants a little girl, but she's just so busy. 357 00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:01,529 Okay. 358 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,464 Congrats on your baby, is my mom okay? 359 00:13:03,499 --> 00:13:04,932 Yeah, she will be fine. 360 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,434 The dog did break the skin, 361 00:13:06,468 --> 00:13:07,935 so I provided her with a tetanus shot... 362 00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:09,196 and a band-aid. 363 00:13:09,296 --> 00:13:11,698 And I'll take some of that pain medication. 364 00:13:12,079 --> 00:13:14,567 Well good, yeah, whatever gets her through it. 365 00:13:15,024 --> 00:13:16,991 Eleanor, that must've been really scary. 366 00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:18,259 It was, Nathan. 367 00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:19,828 It was very scary. 368 00:13:19,863 --> 00:13:21,663 I thought, well, if this is it, 369 00:13:21,698 --> 00:13:24,333 I can at least protect the baby on my way out. 370 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,001 I love him so dearly. 371 00:13:28,156 --> 00:13:30,439 Uh Mom, I'm so sorry about earlier, 372 00:13:30,473 --> 00:13:32,141 please stay on with us. 373 00:13:33,454 --> 00:13:35,860 It's so good for Charlie to be around his grandmother. 374 00:13:35,923 --> 00:13:37,352 You know I hate that word. 375 00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:39,360 Well, until you can think of an alternative. 376 00:13:39,393 --> 00:13:42,295 You know, Kate, I don't know why you love that dog so much. 377 00:13:42,329 --> 00:13:45,064 Sometimes I think you have more intimacy with that dog 378 00:13:45,099 --> 00:13:47,266 than you do with your own husband. 379 00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,437 Okay, we're all done here. 380 00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:53,072 Try to take it easy the next couple days. 381 00:13:53,107 --> 00:13:54,507 Call me if you have any complications. 382 00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:56,624 - All right. - Thank you. 383 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,289 You know, Mom, Nathan loves Olly too. 384 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,574 - Nathan? - Hmm? 385 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,075 - Oh, I... - The dog! 386 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,010 - Yeah, I mean... - I do love Olly. 387 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,780 - It's just... - You see? You see that? 388 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,906 See what?! It's just what, Nathan?! 389 00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:10,541 Well, it's just that he's a biter now, 390 00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:13,011 and I don't think there's any coming back from that. 391 00:14:13,045 --> 00:14:15,113 Well, he was just being protective, 392 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,614 you know, and-and... 393 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,116 And Mom, are you sure you weren't asking for it, 394 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,584 maybe just a little bit? 395 00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:21,085 You know, you can do some... 396 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,420 dramatic hand gestures that might trigger something, 397 00:14:22,454 --> 00:14:24,989 or you do a whispery voice that puts some people on edge, 398 00:14:25,024 --> 00:14:27,458 - I'm just saying. - Kate, come on. 399 00:14:27,493 --> 00:14:28,960 I'm saying, her skin is basically tissue paper, 400 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,152 I've seen her cut it on a spoon! 401 00:14:31,184 --> 00:14:32,818 Can we please do this some other time?! 402 00:14:32,853 --> 00:14:34,387 We both have to get back to work. 403 00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:36,055 Well, I guess you're right, Kate. 404 00:14:36,089 --> 00:14:38,824 I will just have to be more vigilant, that's all. 405 00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:43,162 Oh... 406 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,205 Mmm! Mmm! 407 00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:56,140 Hey babe, I am lovin' all the stuff the new nanny got. 408 00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:58,664 It's so good, I'm feeling great! 409 00:14:58,798 --> 00:14:59,998 It's about time we cleaned this house out. 410 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,167 Yeah, totally. 411 00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:04,061 - What the hell? - What? 412 00:15:04,086 --> 00:15:05,478 Where's my ice cream?! 413 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,980 I threw it out. 414 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:08,481 - Oh! - You told me earlier 415 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,716 that you'd like some changes around here. 416 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,116 So I took initiative. 417 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,640 - So great too! Okay. - Lionel! 418 00:15:12,675 --> 00:15:14,142 I just need you to clear things with me 419 00:15:14,176 --> 00:15:16,792 before you go and throw out a bunch of perfectly good food, 420 00:15:16,847 --> 00:15:18,480 'cause people are starving... 421 00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:19,847 All over the world. 422 00:15:19,872 --> 00:15:21,105 I personally think the world would be a whole lot better 423 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,343 without things like ice cream. 424 00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:26,205 You think the world would be better without ice cream? 425 00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,964 It's basically poison. 426 00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:29,990 Well, I basically need it right now! 427 00:15:30,025 --> 00:15:32,232 - No, you don't. - I mean, you really don't. 428 00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:33,528 Yes, I do! 429 00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:35,195 What you need is discipline, Anne. 430 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:37,031 Look at you, you're "skinny-fat". 431 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:38,666 You need to cut the junk, 432 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,367 and add in some exercise. 433 00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:41,747 What the fuck?! 434 00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:43,582 Look, I'm not trying to be harsh here. 435 00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:45,407 I think you're a really cool mom. 436 00:15:45,441 --> 00:15:48,582 I just feel like you've been sending me signals. 437 00:15:49,453 --> 00:15:51,747 Like, "help me" signals. 438 00:15:51,781 --> 00:15:53,615 With your eyes. 439 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,117 I've always been able to identify 440 00:15:55,151 --> 00:15:56,819 the darkness in others. 441 00:15:56,853 --> 00:15:58,520 I don't want to sound weird but you could say I'm like, 442 00:15:58,555 --> 00:16:00,737 a second degree wiccan. 443 00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:03,641 You know, I've always sensed the darkness in her myself. 444 00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:05,477 Shut up, Lionel! 445 00:16:05,511 --> 00:16:06,945 Sorry. 446 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,779 Um, Alice? 447 00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:12,098 What have I said about dumping your stuff around the house? 448 00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:14,305 - Not to? - That's right. 449 00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,974 Because that's what homeless people do. 450 00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:18,528 Do you have a home? 451 00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:21,120 A really nice home that your mom and dad provide for you? 452 00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:23,079 - Yes... - Well then, 453 00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:24,914 go pick up your things and clean your room, 454 00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:27,150 so you're less gross. Got it? 455 00:16:28,652 --> 00:16:30,119 Got it. 456 00:16:30,154 --> 00:16:32,322 Cool, thanks. 457 00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:36,459 She's great. 458 00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:38,194 - Lionel! - She's great! 459 00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:40,724 Can you just... 460 00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,179 Hey! 461 00:16:49,036 --> 00:16:51,137 Another late night, huh? 462 00:16:51,171 --> 00:16:53,272 I had work to do. 463 00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:54,674 Have you eaten yet? 464 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,175 Yeah. 465 00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:58,044 I made us meatloaf. 466 00:16:58,078 --> 00:16:59,797 Oh, that sounds good! 467 00:17:00,681 --> 00:17:01,994 Where is it? 468 00:17:02,516 --> 00:17:04,316 Well Jenny, I uh, ate it. 469 00:17:05,412 --> 00:17:07,981 I was waiting, but you were taking so long, 470 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,216 and yeah, it was really good. 471 00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:14,187 You ate an entire meatloaf? 472 00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:17,074 - Don't do that! - What? 473 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:18,900 Don't humiliate me! 474 00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:20,735 It's bad enough that I gotta sit around here 475 00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:23,170 waiting for you, cooking, and cleaning. 476 00:17:23,205 --> 00:17:25,006 Hmm, you cleaned? 477 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,231 Yeah! 478 00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:27,814 - So is she asleep? - Yeah. 479 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,882 I put her down at six. 480 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,618 Hm, that seems early. 481 00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:33,620 Look, you can't just come in here at crazy hours, 482 00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,519 and start criticizing me, Jenny! 483 00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:36,809 It's eight! 484 00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:39,747 Yeah well, I have been working my ass off, 485 00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:42,612 and I just, I needed a little "me" time. 486 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,981 - I totally get it. - Thank you. 487 00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:47,217 Did you get some writing done? 488 00:17:47,251 --> 00:17:49,052 Yeah. Of course. 489 00:17:49,086 --> 00:17:51,321 - Can I see it? - You're unbelievable! 490 00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:53,056 I know what you're up to at work, okay?! 491 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,524 I'm not an idiot, Jen! 492 00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:56,860 Okay, this seems a little paranoid. I... 493 00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:59,663 Just-just... Don't look at me, 494 00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:01,831 you're giving me dragon eyes. 495 00:18:01,866 --> 00:18:03,733 - Dragon eyes? - Yes. 496 00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:05,096 The dragon eyes, 497 00:18:05,121 --> 00:18:07,022 it's something that I've introduced into my screenplay. 498 00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:08,714 You'd know if you asked once in a while! 499 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,604 Seriously? Ian, I just did! 500 00:18:11,629 --> 00:18:12,985 Ian! 501 00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:17,365 Ohhhh... 502 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:38,140 _ 503 00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,633 _ 504 00:18:42,201 --> 00:18:43,634 Hmm! 505 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:46,762 ♪ Oh this is trouble ♪ 506 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:48,430 ♪ somethin' been puzzling me ♪ 507 00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:50,299 ♪ everybody lay low ♪ 508 00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:52,600 Come on! 509 00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:54,035 _ 510 00:18:55,912 --> 00:18:57,772 ♪ Time for you to talk some truth ♪ 511 00:18:57,806 --> 00:19:00,341 ♪ yeah, you've got... (Explaining to do) ♪ 512 00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:01,843 ♪ (Explaining to do) ♪ 513 00:19:01,877 --> 00:19:03,678 ♪ Oh, you've got... (Explaining to do) ♪ 514 00:19:03,712 --> 00:19:05,146 ♪ (Explaining to do) ♪ 515 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,181 ♪ Yeah, you've got... (Explaining to do) ♪ 516 00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:08,683 ♪ (Explaining to do) ♪ 517 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,624 _ 518 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,360 ♪ Baby, I'm a bit confused ♪ 519 00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:25,693 _ 520 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,535 _ 521 00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:41,577 - Hi, Mom! - Kate. 522 00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:44,947 It's so clean in here! 523 00:19:44,981 --> 00:19:46,782 Well, I thought you might like to come home 524 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:48,517 to that for a change. 525 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:50,118 What's that I'm smelling? 526 00:19:50,153 --> 00:19:51,353 Can't you guess? 527 00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:54,022 - Did you make spaghetti? - Oh! 528 00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:56,024 You just sounded like when you were a little girl. 529 00:19:56,059 --> 00:19:57,526 Mm! Hot! 530 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,428 - Let me do that. - Mmm! 531 00:19:59,462 --> 00:20:02,264 Let me help you just slow down for once. 532 00:20:02,298 --> 00:20:04,533 Mmm, oh, you don't have to do all that! 533 00:20:06,469 --> 00:20:08,604 I like doing things for you. 534 00:20:08,638 --> 00:20:10,138 Mmm! 535 00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:14,325 - This is nice. - Yeah! 536 00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:18,714 Is uh, Charlie's down? 537 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:21,683 - Right on schedule. - Mhm. 538 00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:23,685 - Nathan? - Not home yet. 539 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,187 Hmm. 540 00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:34,196 Where's Olly? 541 00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:38,709 - Mom, where's Olly?! - Hmm? 542 00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:40,268 My dog? 543 00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:41,737 I put him out. 544 00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:43,839 Uh, what does that mean? 545 00:20:43,873 --> 00:20:45,540 He's outside now. 546 00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:47,409 Well, he's not an outside dog! 547 00:20:47,443 --> 00:20:49,878 Kate, all dogs are outside dogs. 548 00:20:49,912 --> 00:20:51,380 He doesn't know that! 549 00:20:51,414 --> 00:20:52,614 Well, if I can't leave him in the garage, 550 00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:54,182 and I can't tie to him a tree, 551 00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:56,685 where is this dog supposed to live?! 552 00:20:56,719 --> 00:20:58,920 In my house, Mom! 553 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:01,223 You tied him to a tree?! 554 00:21:04,694 --> 00:21:06,728 I put a plushy blanket out for him. 555 00:21:06,763 --> 00:21:08,830 It was practically cashmere. 556 00:21:08,865 --> 00:21:10,098 Don't even! 38289

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