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Cyborg: Whoo!

Yeah!

Only a couple more hours till the biggest, craziest,

Boo-yah-iest party of the year!

The titans east annual dance party.

-I can't wait! -Yep. Looking forward to it.

Okay, guys, let's bring it in.

Tonight is our time to shine.

We have been working all year for this.

So, I've only got one thing to say.

Titans! Break it down!

(dance music playing)

(applause)

We are undeniable!

So, what time does this party start anyway?

I bet it says on the invite!

Invite? I never got an invite.

Hey! Me neither!

-Come to think of it... -Wait a second!

-(all wailing) -robin: I just wanna dance!

We're disgusting people!

Why wouldn't they invite us?

Last year we were the life of the party!

(dance music playing)

Ah, yeah! (hoots excitedly)

Robin: It's on, players!

(retching)

(gibbering)

-(grunts) -(hooting continues)

(music stops)

(strange music playing)

Yep! Life of the party.

(slobbering)

Oh, you must be starving, my little bumgorf!

Do not worry, lunch is here.

Hey, starfire.

Got some bad news.

None of us were invited to the titans east party.

Can you believe that?

No, in fact, I cannot. For I have been invited.

What? You got an invite?

Guess you were the only one who got invited.

I see. In that case I shall inform the others that I am more well-liked than they are.

Don't do that! You'll hurt their feelings!

Don't even tell them you were invited!

But, if I do not tell them the truth, what other option is there?

Um, it's called lying.

You know, saying something that's not true.

Just lie about where you're going tonight.

But, is lying not wrong?

Not if you wink it's not!

A wink is like saying, "just kidding, pal!"

You know so much about the lying.

I'll teach you everything!

And in exchange you can take me to the party as your guest!

It is a deal!

The best way to learn how to lie is by starting off small.

Go ahead.

Hello, cyborg.

It is currently 76 degrees outside.

Uh, okay.

Actually, it is only 74 degrees!

(growling)

-(growling) -(clattering)

Okay, star. You're ready!

Titans!

I have something to tell you that is true.

Tonight, beast boy and I will not be at the tower because we are going to...

The movies!

Cool! We'll come with.

Yeah. We got nothing better to do now that we're not going to the party.

Sounds good.

Wonderful.

(bursts)

Ah, looks like we just lied ourselves into a corner.

And there is only one way out of the lie corner.

More lies.

Oh, hey, star. Which movie are we gonna go see tonight?

Regarding the movies, raven would prefer you not to come with us.

What! Why?

She said you chew your popped corn too loudly.

Oh, she did, did she?

-Raven! -What?

So I chew too loudly, do I?

I never said that.

Well, starfire said you did, and starfire never lies.

You know what? Just forget it. I'm not going to the movies.

You told him I said he chews too loudly?

Of course I did not!

Also, robin wants you to stay home tonight, to clean out the gunk in the freezer.

He thinks you are the slob.

(sniffs)

(belches)

(growls)

-Raven: Azarath metrion zinthos! -(crashing)

Whoa! Why did you do that?

Oh, you know why.

And I won't be going to the movies tonight.

Okay, you need to stop lying.

But why? It is working!

But we're just making everyone mad at each other!

I understand.

I promise I will stop the lying.

Thank you.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

My head is engulfed in flames and I must extinguish it.

(whirring)

(belches)

(belches)

(growls)

(whimpering)

(exhales)

Hey! Really looking forward to the movie!

Actually, robin, I believe you should reconsider going.

What do you mean?

Cyborg thinks you have an unpleasant smell.

He does not wish to sit next to you.

Unpleasant smell?

Maybe I won't go, then!

I'd hate to inflame his precious nostrils.

We did it! No one wants to go to the movies!

We are free to go to the party in secret. Hurray!

Yeah. Hurray.

(growling)

(chewing loudly) I'm sorry, am I bothering you?

(continues chewing)

Ahem. Question, cy.

Does this smell funny to you?

(gagging loudly)

Uh-oh, look what a slob I am!

Oh, man, my nose touched garbage.

You've got some nerve.

Now I really smell!

(all barking)

We have two options.

We can go to the biggest party of the year.

Or we can stay here and set everything straight.

(dance music playing)

Yeah! You think everything's okay back at the tower?

I am sure they are solving their problems like any rational human adolescent.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

(fires)

Raven: Hey, chrome dome!

Chew on this.

Oh, no! Our beloved tower!

Our friends! The silkie!

(rumbling)

(belching)

(panting)

Everyone, stop!

(clangs)

This has gone too far.

Raven never said you chew too loudly.

Robin never said you had to clean the freezer.

And cyborg never said you smelled.

I don't understand.

I lied.

I was invited to the titans east party.

I did not want to tell you the truth, because I thought it might hurt your feelings.

Instead I caused even more pain.

Seriously?

I am ashamed.

I got so caught up in the lying,

I turned my friends against each other

And forgot to care for my precious little bumgorf!

I do not deserve to be called a teen titan.

Which is why I must quit the team.

I will miss all of you.

Star! Star, star.

It's okay. We forgive you.

-You do? -Yeah!

You're being harder on yourself than we could ever be!

Come on, let's clean this place up.

I'm such a slob.

Wow, star. That was a really heartfelt apology.

And I meant every single word of it.

Wait. Did you just wink?

No! That was a blink.

Beast boy: You just did it again!

Starfire: I have something in my eye!

(winking continues)

Beast boy: I can't tell if you're lying or not!

Starfire: It must be the season of allergies!