Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,393 --> 00:00:04,134
I don't even know
where her parents live.
2
00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:05,440
It's a place back east, I think.
3
00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,441
Charlie...
4
00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:07,920
I tried calling
some old friends,
5
00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,400
but nobody kept
in touch with her.
6
00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,229
She just split.
7
00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:13,796
I know, we've been
over this but--
8
00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,189
It doesn't make any sense.
9
00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:16,407
She blows back into my life
10
00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:18,018
and asks me to help
take care of my kid.
11
00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,541
My kid.
12
00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:22,109
And then she takes off
like that doesn't even matter.
13
00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,939
She must have changed her mind.
14
00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,941
That's not her right!
She can't do that.
15
00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,117
How can she just do that?
16
00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,162
I know I'm not
the greatest person
17
00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:33,424
to be saying this,
18
00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:34,556
but--
19
00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:38,734
If you think about it...
20
00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,649
I don't know, but...
21
00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:42,346
Maybe it's easier this way.
22
00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:46,089
Easier for who?
23
00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,004
Well...
24
00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:49,919
For you.
25
00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:51,660
For me?
26
00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,444
Are you kidding?
27
00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,577
Okay, for Spencer then.
28
00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,405
You said yourself,
you know, before,
29
00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:58,971
that it can't be
in his best interests
30
00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,756
to have someone come
in and out of his life
31
00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:02,236
all the time.
32
00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,586
It's got to be better than
growing up without a father.
33
00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:05,978
Maybe.
34
00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,415
The more time
you spend with him,
35
00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,330
the more you're gonna
fall in love with him,
36
00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,983
the more he'll fall in love
with you.
37
00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,508
Who's to say that she wouldn't
take off anyway?
38
00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:20,167
Kirsten, I worry about him.
39
00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,517
I know that sounds crazy, but...
40
00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:23,953
...I do.
41
00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:26,695
Of course you do.
42
00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,699
But...
43
00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,571
By leaving like this,
44
00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,051
she's telling you
45
00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:38,010
that it's not your
responsibility anymore.
46
00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:41,231
She's letting you
off the hook and...
47
00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,542
Maybe that's for the best.
48
00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:53,548
So I'm supposed to just...
49
00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,419
...forget about him?
50
00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,772
How can I do that?
51
00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:06,561
How can I possibly do that?
52
00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:21,358
♪ Everybody wants to live ♪
53
00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,708
♪ Like they wanna live ♪
54
00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,928
♪ And everybody wants to love ♪
55
00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:28,191
♪ Like they wanna love ♪
56
00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:32,587
♪ Everybody wants to be ♪
57
00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:36,721
♪ Closer to free-ee-ee-ee ♪
58
00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:39,768
♪ Closer to free ♪
59
00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:50,431
And so, classes
of '96 through '98,
60
00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:51,693
it is my pleasure
61
00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:54,130
to welcome you back
for another school year.
62
00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,916
Thank you. Thank you.
63
00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,483
Now announcements.
64
00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,181
I'd like to remind
the senior class
65
00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:05,010
that it's time to begin thinking
about your college plans.
66
00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:07,143
Isn't she supposed to be dead?
67
00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,797
Mrs. Stickley?
68
00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:12,714
God, she'll be here when our
children are in high school.
69
00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:15,847
"Our" meaning "each of us
respectively."
70
00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:18,589
Shh. I'm trying to get
this stuff about college.
71
00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:21,592
You're taking notes?
72
00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:22,985
Look at this. He's taking notes.
73
00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:26,118
We have a couple of new rules
this year.
74
00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,599
Students must...
75
00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:29,948
Wait, wait.
Go to the left.
76
00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:30,906
Left?
Mm-hm.
77
00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,037
No, your left.
78
00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,909
And more importantly,
79
00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:36,085
self-control.
80
00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,826
There?
81
00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,001
There.
82
00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:43,484
Therefore,
there is to be no...
83
00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,268
...touching,
84
00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:48,663
feeling, fondling
85
00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:51,492
or kissing on campus.
86
00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:54,016
Hand-holding
and "hello, goodbye" kisses
87
00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,583
will be acceptable
88
00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,976
at the discretion
of the faculty.
89
00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:59,630
Thank you all very much
90
00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:00,805
and welcome back to school.
91
00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:08,204
You want to let me in on this?
92
00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,512
My dad wants me to go to Perry.
93
00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,993
Perry? I can't get into Perry.
94
00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:17,082
You'll have to screw up
your application.
95
00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:20,172
Put down... ax murderer
as a career goal or something.
96
00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,613
Or maybe for some strange reason
you actually want to do this.
97
00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,181
Well, I was thinking about it.
98
00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:31,488
I mean,
99
00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,316
I'm going out there,
100
00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:36,841
you know, to interview
and check out the campus.
101
00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,974
I'm sort of flying out tonight--
102
00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,932
Tonight?
103
00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:44,675
And what? You were just going
to let me think you'd vanished?
104
00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:47,025
Look, why don't you
come with me?
105
00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:50,768
Dad was going until he got a
more important call on line two
106
00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:51,856
so the ticket's paid for.
107
00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:52,988
It's only three days.
108
00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,946
What am I gonna do around
campus for three days
109
00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,774
while you're off playing
Mr. Ivy League?
110
00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,689
I don't know, Bay.
What are you gonna do here?
111
00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,169
Unless of course you're planning
112
00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,866
on buckling down
and hitting the books.
113
00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:06,088
Sullivan, Nancy. Large.
114
00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,133
Locker 37. Suit up.
115
00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,179
Salinger, Claudia.
116
00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,180
Size?
117
00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:14,705
Um... medium?
118
00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:15,967
How about extra small?
119
00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:21,712
Um, small's fine... I guess.
120
00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:24,106
- Locker 38. Suit up.
- Okay.
121
00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:26,238
Burgess, Kate.
122
00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:29,024
Ooh! Sorry. Sorry.
123
00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,547
What is it?
124
00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:34,682
It's on the bottom!
125
00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,519
Watch it!
126
00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,442
Ever notice how
when somebody tells you
you can't do something,
127
00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:58,096
it's all you can think
about doing?
128
00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:01,926
Only now,
129
00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,580
that's what I'm restricted to.
130
00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:06,278
A "hello, goodbye," might as
well be kissing my sister,
131
00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:08,542
no moving parts allowed,
kind of thing.
132
00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:11,022
I think that's up to
the discretion of the faculty.
133
00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,110
Oh.
Hmm.
134
00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,678
When I really want
to do this.
135
00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,252
Justin, maybe we shouldn't.
136
00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:24,471
You're right.
137
00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,603
Might lead to insanity
or something.
138
00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:30,955
Miss Salinger.
139
00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,435
Mr. Thompson.
140
00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,047
We were just...
141
00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,353
...saying goodbye.
142
00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,529
Well, say it again
and you're in detention.
143
00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,531
Oh, please.
144
00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:44,708
It's not like we were having sex
in the teachers lounge.
145
00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,580
It's school policy,
Mr. Thompson.
146
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,758
Fine, then.
147
00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,978
Your choice. That's detention
for both of you.
148
00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,767
Okay.
149
00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,465
I got football,
basketball, baseball.
150
00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:05,686
That shows I'm pretty
well-rounded, right?
151
00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,949
Yeah. You'll be a regular
big man on campus.
152
00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,255
...so we can get
an accurate head count.
153
00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,866
Look, you want to come along
154
00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:14,346
just to make sure my guilt
barometer doesn't dip below red,
155
00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,391
fine.
156
00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:16,740
Go ahead. Heap it on.
157
00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:17,872
But you know what?
158
00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,264
I'm still glad you're doing this
159
00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:21,832
because I think it might
actually be good for you.
160
00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:22,920
You're right.
161
00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,835
I'll be able to picture
your surroundings
162
00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,924
while I send you hate mail
from Loser Community.
163
00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,317
Will you stop it
with that stuff?
164
00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,058
You're going to college somewhere.
165
00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,842
And think about it.
166
00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:32,930
It's college, Bay.
167
00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:33,931
Women.
168
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:34,976
Adventure.
169
00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,108
Ivy.
170
00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,806
I mean, it's like
a whole new life.
171
00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,503
Clean slate all the way.
172
00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,678
You can totally start over.
173
00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:43,375
Let's face it, Will.
I am who I am.
174
00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,594
Mr. Fordham?
175
00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,857
Thirty-two A and B? Mr. Fordham?
176
00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,337
No, no, there must be a--
177
00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:52,036
Please. Bill. Hi.
178
00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,342
I just wanted to let you know
179
00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,126
that we're just a teensy bit overbooked
180
00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,127
in coach right now.
181
00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,868
So we're inviting
182
00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,044
some of our preferred flyers
to join first class.
183
00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:03,657
If that's all right
with you, of course.
184
00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,702
Uh, I guess
we could live with that.
185
00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:06,660
What do you think?
186
00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:09,793
Sure.
Yeah, happy to help out.
187
00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:12,230
- Then follow me.
- Great.
188
00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,059
Kirsten, can you hand me
that wrench?
189
00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,018
This other section's
gonna have to come off.
190
00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,063
It's clogged or something.
I don't know.
191
00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:21,588
Wow.
192
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:24,982
Do I look
kind of green to you?
193
00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,201
'Cause I'm kind of clammy
194
00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:30,335
and... And...
I think I'm going to ralph.
195
00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,165
You don't feel warm.
196
00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:35,166
You want some ginger ale?
197
00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,081
That's okay.
198
00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,561
I just feel like...
199
00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:39,736
I don't know.
200
00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:43,000
Maybe just a 72-hour bug
or something.
201
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,132
Charlie, before I forget,
202
00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,350
will you sign this for me?
203
00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,875
A 72-hour bug, Claud?
What's going on?
204
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:51,748
Nothing. Maybe I should
just go lie down.
205
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,794
I just hate to have
to miss any school, that's all.
206
00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,360
Come on: Charlie Salinger
207
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,058
on the line
"parent and/or guardian."
208
00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,538
Nice try.
You're going to school.
209
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,410
Oh, man! Like that's fair?
210
00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,368
You let Bailey cut
and go look at that school.
211
00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,718
I didn't let Bailey do anything.
212
00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:05,762
Will you just sign this?
213
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,372
I'm talking to Claudia.
214
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,461
Detention?
215
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,854
Don't pop an artery.
It's just--
216
00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:11,942
What the hell you do, Jule?
217
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,683
It's no big deal.
What do you care?
218
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,688
Fine.
219
00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,124
You're right. I don't care.
220
00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,996
Whatever you did,
it's none of my business.
221
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,345
Claud, you want to skip school,
222
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,912
go right ahead,
you and Bailey both.
223
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,783
I'll write you notes
until you're 30.
224
00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:29,307
Just do
whatever the hell you want.
225
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,273
Hey, know what?
226
00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,666
Let's get out of here
227
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,886
and go listen
to some music or something.
228
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,454
Come on. It'll be fun.
229
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,851
I used to babysit
for those guys.
230
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,420
And they thought 'cause
I was just their stupid brother
231
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,161
they could do
whatever they wanted.
232
00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,033
I mean...
233
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,382
I'd try to get them
to go to bed
234
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:03,385
or watch an R-rated movie
on cable,
235
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:06,475
and they'd be like, you know,
236
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:07,955
"You're not the boss of me."
237
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,959
The only way
I could keep them in line
238
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,178
was to threaten them,
you know?
239
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:18,966
"Wait till
Mom and Dad get home."
240
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:23,927
Only now, I'm 25 years old,
and I'm trying to be a father.
241
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:27,322
I really am
and, you know...
242
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:29,629
...hey, I'm just the babysitter.
243
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,633
That's all
I'm ever going to be.
244
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,069
That's not true, Charlie.
245
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,984
Yes, it is.
246
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:46,210
Except there's...
this kid out there.
247
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:51,433
My kid. My son.
248
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:58,483
I'm his father, Kirsten.
249
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,399
And he might actually,
you know, look up to me
250
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:05,577
and listen to me and love me.
251
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,842
And that'd just be...
252
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,763
I have to find him.
253
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:24,118
I have to find him,
and I have to be his dad.
254
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,946
I just do.
255
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,437
Okay. Is everybody here
for the tour?
256
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,656
That's us!
257
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,744
Will McCorkle.
258
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,138
Great. I'm Keri.
259
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,226
What's your name?
260
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,533
Oh, uh, I'm just Bailey...
261
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,621
...Salinger.
262
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,581
What, should I call you "just"
263
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,410
or maybe...J.B.?
264
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,892
Uh...
Bailey's fine, actually.
265
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,459
So, uh, Bay,
266
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:02,896
you wanna meet back at the room?
267
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,376
We should probably
get started on the tour.
268
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,030
I can't wait
to get a look at this place.
269
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,902
Let's do it.
270
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,295
Let's. Definitely.
271
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,428
Okay.
272
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,561
So, um, Will McCorkle?
273
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,912
Great.
274
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,914
- Mark Knowles?
Yes, that's me.
275
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785
And, um...
276
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,788
That's funny.
You said Salinger?
277
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,704
Yeah. Um, but I'm probably
in with the transfers.
278
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,575
See, Will and I,
279
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,229
we're old friends
from San Francisco,
280
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,448
and he wrote me to tell me
281
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,189
that he was coming out
to look at Perry,
282
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:38,496
and I'm thinking
of transferring from state.
283
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,802
Oh.
284
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,065
Yeah, well, I've heard
all about you state guys.
285
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:46,200
Well, I'm an exception.
286
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,551
Why don't we all head
over to north campus
287
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,814
and get the dull stuff
out of the way first?
288
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,860
Great. I have got
a ton of questions.
289
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:57,124
So, Keri,
what do you study?
290
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,734
Premed.
291
00:12:58,734 --> 00:12:59,909
Puke, right?
292
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,563
Oh, I don't know.
293
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:05,219
Kind of been
noodling that myself.
294
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:08,265
So where did you say
we're going first?
295
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:11,225
I've been to every university
and art school in town.
296
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,487
I told you.
297
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,315
If you knew how many guys
come in here
298
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,620
asking for the numbers of women
299
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,665
they've seen naked--
300
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,753
This isn't about that.
301
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,320
Look and tell me
if she models here.
302
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,411
I think you should go.
303
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,675
Hey!
304
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,851
Do you want me
to call the police?
305
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,725
Look...
306
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,904
...she took off
with my son, okay?
307
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,820
My three-year-old son.
308
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,605
And I didn't even know I had
a son until a few days ago,
309
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:48,610
and this whole thing is just...
driving me crazy.
310
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,830
You have to help me,
and I am not going to leave here
311
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,136
until you do.
312
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,923
What was the name again?
313
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,839
Pamela. Pamela Rush.
314
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,060
Hmm.
315
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,193
She called in yesterday
looking for work.
316
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,027
Finally.
317
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:17,421
The Incredibra.
Yes, that's right.
318
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:20,381
Just how incredible is that?
319
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,035
Oh. Well, never mind.
320
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,559
Well, what about the junior?
321
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:25,560
Uh, size?
322
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:30,782
Wow!
323
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,219
I don't know.
324
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,698
Um...
325
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,875
well, actually...
Actually it's a gift.
326
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,398
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
327
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,183
It's a gift
for my little sister.
328
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:43,273
Yeah, well, she's 14 and...
329
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,622
Oh, no, no, no.
330
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,711
She definitely needs
more than a training bra.
331
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:50,280
Well, you know, something
with a little room in it.
332
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,716
No, not a C cup.
333
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:56,591
Well, more like...
more like an A.
334
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,811
Or maybe A minus?
335
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,857
Hello, hey!
336
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,076
Big Kiss-Off
337
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,513
tomorrow after sixth period.
338
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,036
Lips unite for civil rights.
339
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,390
Justin, do you really think
340
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,001
anyone's actually
going to do this?
341
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,873
Yeah. Civil
disobedience. Sex.
342
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,353
It's not like we're asking them
343
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,008
to pick up a gun and run at
the White House or anything.
344
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,410
Hey, there's Griffin.
345
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,456
Could use people
who aren't scared of detention.
346
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,500
Justin--
347
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,980
Hey, Griffin.
348
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,331
Hey.
Oh, you got one.
349
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,246
So are you gonna come?
350
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,423
Are these your lips?
351
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:50,123
Oh, um, Sheryl Crow's, actually.
352
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,603
We could really use your help.
353
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,823
You got somebody for me to kiss?
354
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:59,088
Well, what about your, uh...
355
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,046
...Erica?
356
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,963
Uh... uh...
357
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,313
That's not happening.
That's history.
358
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,490
Thanks, anyway.
359
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:27,377
So are you in a sorority?
360
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:31,120
No. It's... It's
totally not my scene.
361
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,600
Hmm.
362
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,037
I like to keep my personal time,
you know, open.
363
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,343
Really?
364
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,127
Me too.
365
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,607
I got better things to do
366
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,739
than spend all my time
with a bunch of other guys.
367
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:42,784
Yeah.
368
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:46,179
Probably like...
369
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,442
...spending time
with your girlfriend, right?
370
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,709
I'm sorry.
371
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,451
Sensitive subject?
372
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,018
No.
373
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,976
Uh, no.
374
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,065
No.
375
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:07,287
I don't... actually have
a girlfriend.
376
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,638
Was it a messy breakup?
377
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:12,988
No.
378
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,598
No, no. It was... It's...
379
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,644
No, it was nothing like that.
380
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,299
The truth is...
381
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,828
I guess I've never
really been in love.
382
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,960
Get out of here.
383
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,008
- You?
- Yeah.
384
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,401
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
385
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,185
I guess...
386
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,580
Guess I've never really...
387
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,496
...met the right girl, actually.
388
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,892
Oh.
389
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:51,331
♪ Clear she's going down ♪
390
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,985
♪ Wake up ♪
391
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,078
♪ Wake up ♪
392
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:14,745
Charlie!
393
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,833
What are you doing here?
394
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,835
I want an explanation.
395
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,882
Sorry, guys. Let's take a break.
396
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,102
Could you hand me my robe?
397
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,453
Were you gonna call me?
398
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,629
Write me a letter? Tell me
where to send the checks?
399
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,326
Actually, no,
I wasn't. I, uh...
400
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,588
You come to me for help,
401
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,242
and when I say
I'll give it to you--
402
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:37,942
I know.
403
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:41,555
I guess what you wanted to give
was more than I wanted from you.
404
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,599
What you wanted?
405
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,385
What about Spencer?
406
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,561
Charlie...
What? What?
407
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,824
You just decided that
I wouldn't be a good father?
408
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,130
You think I'm so terrible
409
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,044
that you don't want me
to be a part of his life?
410
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,220
You don't know me at all, Pam.
411
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:58,659
A lot can happen in four years.
412
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,140
I mean, God, he's my son.
413
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,496
No, he isn't, Charlie.
414
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,461
Why are you doing this?
Why are you lying to me?
415
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,509
I'm not lying to you, Charlie.
416
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,035
The truth is
417
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:31,344
Spence was born 11 months
after you and I split up.
418
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:38,438
And I lied about the dates
so you'd think he was yours
419
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,743
because...
420
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,967
Because I remember
what you used to be like.
421
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:49,840
And I thought...
422
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,714
I thought if I told you
he was yours,
423
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,977
you would just give me
some money
424
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,370
and send me on my way.
425
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:03,114
And I didn't know
what else to do.
426
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,728
Money's really tight.
427
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:16,606
My mother doesn't think
that I'm providing for him.
428
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,913
And I think that
she's even talked to a lawyer
429
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,220
because she wants
to take him away from me.
430
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,529
And he's all I've got.
431
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,492
But that's not your problem...
432
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,539
...because he's not
your son, Charlie.
433
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,415
He's not.
434
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,897
And I'm sorry.
435
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,250
I'm so...
436
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,470
...sorry.
437
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,398
I mean, how hard is it to shave
two months off his age?
438
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,095
That's an easy lie.
439
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,706
But why?
Why would she do that?
440
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,664
Maybe she thinks
I'm still the way I used to be.
441
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,144
Maybe she can't get past that.
442
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,972
I don't know, Charlie.
443
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,017
I mean, yes, it was a terrible
thing to do to you.
444
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,628
Horrible. But...
445
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,282
There's got to be
more to it than that.
446
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,154
You know, I played
with this kid. I saw him.
447
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,722
And this may sound crazy,
but I felt a connection.
448
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,027
Claud, you about done in there?
449
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:32,987
Almost!
450
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,902
And I can't
just take her word for this.
451
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:37,208
If I do, I'll be wondering about
it for the rest of my life.
452
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,253
Claudia!
453
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,602
Hold on! Just a second.
454
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:42,736
What?
455
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,520
Nothing.
456
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,175
I was just wondering
about today.
457
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:49,612
How we're supposed to get
our marriage license
458
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,658
and that maybe we should
just put it off
459
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,268
until you have time
to deal with this.
460
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,226
No. No, we should go.
461
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:57,011
Are you sure? Because--I'm positive.
462
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:58,186
I want to.
463
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,797
Is Claud still in there?
464
00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,756
Claudia? Come on.
465
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,236
In a minute.
466
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,237
Oh, it's okay.
467
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:08,457
I'll go downstairs.
468
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:17,423
Sorry.
469
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:20,817
I was, um... flossing.
470
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:33,656
Will, we really don't
have to run.
471
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,528
I just wanted to get there
a few minutes early
472
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:37,356
so I won't be all sweaty
for my interview.
473
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,140
I'm sorry I was late.
474
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,317
It's just--
We sort of... lost track of time.
475
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:45,625
"We"? As in... you and Bailey?
476
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,976
Yeah.
477
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:50,281
We met for breakfast
478
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:53,154
and then we just spent hours
at the student museum.
479
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,634
Really?
480
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:55,635
How was that?
481
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,333
He is so great.
482
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,770
He mentioned he's really
into postmodernism, and--
483
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:01,989
Can you believe it?
484
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:04,295
There just happens to be
this exhibit here on campus.
485
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:06,123
So I just had to show him.
486
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:09,823
Well, I guess he gets the whole
culture thing from his parents.
487
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:11,868
Yeah, that's what he said.
488
00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:14,480
God, the way he talks about
them, they sound so great.
489
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,570
Yeah. They really were.
490
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:21,400
Were?
491
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,406
Well, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.
492
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:31,061
You know,
about you and Erica.
493
00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:33,847
Yeah, why?
494
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,588
Well, I just am.
495
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:38,112
I mean, I know it's hard
when you break up with someone,
496
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,941
and since you're
my, um, friend,
497
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:45,249
I just hate to see you
go through that, you know?
498
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:48,862
But if you don't wanna
talk about it, it's okay.
499
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:52,431
What's to talk about?
500
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,912
Oh, so you broke up with her
and not the other way around?
501
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,436
I mean...
502
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:02,528
It just... sort of
happened, you know?
503
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,312
She's just always talking
504
00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:07,489
about nothing, you know?
505
00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,493
Yeah.
506
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:20,546
Well, I'll see you around.
507
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,590
Oh, yeah!
508
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:26,856
Uh, good luck with
that kissing thing.
509
00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:18,125
You were right.
510
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,909
I'm off the hook.
511
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,307
Put them right up here.
512
00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:27,874
Hey, Sarah. Are you
going to join us?
513
00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:31,225
Well, not technically, no.
514
00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,661
For obvious reasons.
515
00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:34,141
I just came
to show my support.
516
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:36,970
I've never really been
part of a protest before.
517
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,275
It's kind of... invigorating.
518
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:39,450
Great.
519
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:42,497
Well, uh, if you wanna be
point person,
520
00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:43,977
keep an eye out
for Miss Stickley.
521
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,195
She's coming from the lounge.
522
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:46,240
Got it.
523
00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:50,549
Hey, give me something good
for the front page.
524
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,637
Front page?
525
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:52,812
Of the school paper.
526
00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:54,378
You guys are the official
poster kids
527
00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:55,989
for the kissing cause, so...
528
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:57,512
So kiss.
529
00:25:57,512 --> 00:26:00,210
Ooh! Ooh, ooh!
Vice squad at 9 o'clock!
530
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,342
Perfect. Give us a big one!
531
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,518
Okay. Okay, everybody,
this is it.
532
00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:07,130
So, uh...
So, uh... go for it.
533
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,871
Justin--
534
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,786
- What's wrong?
- Nothing, just...
535
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,614
Well, this really
feels stupid.
536
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,355
- That's the whole point.
- I know.
537
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:15,922
Maybe we're making
too much of this.
538
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:18,011
We're making a statement.
539
00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,100
Well, maybe we should
make a statement about...
540
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,537
I don't know, saving the
rainforest or the ozone layer
541
00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:24,495
or something
that actually matters.
542
00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:25,758
Mr. Thompson?
543
00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:29,718
What's all this, Mr. Thompson?
544
00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:34,375
The Big Kiss-Off.
545
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,420
Apparently.
546
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:41,077
Hey, Jul, did you get
that message on the machine
547
00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:42,731
from the guy
with the school paper?
548
00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:44,037
'Cause he called again.
549
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:47,344
He said that he wants
a comment and-- Hello?
550
00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:49,564
- What do you think you're doing?
- Asking you if--
551
00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:51,218
Go take those off.
God, you look stupid.
552
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:53,960
Boy, forget you.
553
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,744
Like it's any of
your business anyway.
554
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:58,181
It's ridiculous. I mean,
why are you doing this?
555
00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,879
Oh, you'd really understand.
556
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,532
It's not like you ever
had this problem.
557
00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:04,405
Trust me, Claud, okay,
558
00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:07,713
you're so much better off
staying 12 until you're like 80.
559
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:08,757
It's a whole lot simpler.
560
00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:09,976
I bet you didn't feel that way
561
00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:12,456
when you were starting
junior high.
562
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:16,286
I mean, I thought it was gonna
be like this really big deal,
563
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:18,071
and everything
was gonna be different,
564
00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:20,203
and I was gonna be all grown up
or something.
565
00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,771
And then I go there,
and it's not any different,
566
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,860
and it's not any better,
and I don't know what to do
567
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,688
because I'm exactly the same,
568
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:30,344
only now I'm taking gym with
a bunch of Amazons with D cups,
569
00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:32,389
and I just--
570
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:36,263
Well, I wanna look like
everybody else.
571
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:42,399
So I was thinking that maybe I
could come back in a few weeks.
572
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,966
And if I make early acceptance,
573
00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:46,055
I'm gonna be starting
spring semester.
574
00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:48,231
So that'd be
pretty cool, right?
575
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,756
Yeah, Bailey,
that would be great.
576
00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:54,542
Well, I'm--
I'm babbling here.
577
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,326
I do that sometimes
when I'm nervous,
578
00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:58,067
just babble.
579
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:05,031
So you wanna, uh,
get out of here?
580
00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:07,381
You wanna go...
grab something to eat
581
00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:10,384
or see a movie?
582
00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:11,385
Or...
583
00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:13,430
Or just do this.
584
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:15,781
This is nice.
585
00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:20,263
Hey, I'm coming back,
you know.
586
00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:25,138
Bailey,
587
00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:26,705
not now.
588
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,838
Okay.
589
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,755
Why not?
590
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:38,325
God, it's like, intellectually,
591
00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:41,981
I have every right
to be angry with you,
592
00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:44,548
but when I think about
everything you've been through,
593
00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:45,985
I just...
594
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:49,379
I understand, you know?
595
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,606
Oh.
596
00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:07,136
I'm so sorry, Bailey.
597
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:12,968
I wasn't going to
say anything, but...
598
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,928
I can't imagine how hard
it must have been for you.
599
00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:17,930
And--Will told you.
600
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:24,719
About your... girlfriend.
601
00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:28,810
And about your parents.
602
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:38,951
Look, thanks.
It's been a blast.
603
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,953
Bailey, wait.
I want you to stay.
604
00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:45,479
Why? So you can look at me
like that all night?
605
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:49,178
No, I just thought maybe
you'd wanna talk about it.
606
00:29:49,178 --> 00:29:52,529
No, see, that's just it, Keri.
I don't wanna talk about it.
607
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:57,665
I'm handling this, you know?
I'm-- I'm figuring it out.
608
00:29:57,665 --> 00:29:59,058
And people looking at me
609
00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:00,624
and asking me
if I'm okay all the time,
610
00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:01,756
that doesn't help at all.
611
00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:04,672
That just makes
everything worse.
612
00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:07,762
I just wanted to get away
from that for once.
613
00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:13,333
For once. And now I can't.
614
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:16,989
I'm sorry.
615
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:28,870
Bed's kinda empty.
616
00:30:32,526 --> 00:30:34,397
What are you doing?
617
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:40,664
Ed McMahon addressed to you.
618
00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:42,492
Probably should toss it.
619
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:44,364
'Cause it'll just lay around.
620
00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:48,194
You'll think about
sending it in, but you won't.
621
00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,109
And then it'll still be here.
622
00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:51,632
It's only gonna irritate me,
623
00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:54,374
so I should probably
just throw it out.
624
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,465
You do that, you know?
625
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:04,384
It's 4:00 in the morning.
626
00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:07,909
I mean, I kinda like things
to be in their place, you know?
627
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:12,958
Like, bills sorted,
junk mail tossed out.
628
00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:18,050
But you're happy
with all these little...
629
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:22,228
piles of stickies
with your handwriting on them.
630
00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:25,361
All these little Charlie nests
631
00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:29,888
that end up laying around
wherever they end up.
632
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:35,632
And I guess it's okay, because...
633
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,112
I mean, I'm in love with you,
634
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:40,507
and I'm the one with the issue,
so I don't mind.
635
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:44,685
But I'm wondering,
636
00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:47,340
am I still gonna feel this way
in five years?
637
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,037
Or 25?
638
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:53,389
Is it gonna be endearing
or is it gonna make me crazy?
639
00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,915
What are you talking about?
640
00:32:01,528 --> 00:32:03,312
I'm scared.
641
00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,751
Because I leave junk mail
on the counter?
642
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:10,406
No.
643
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:12,147
Because I know
you're in love with me,
644
00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:15,237
and you're willing
to overlook things right now.
645
00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,675
But I have this...
646
00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:22,027
...little problem, Charlie.
647
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:23,506
I can't have children.
648
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:29,904
And I know that you say
you're okay with that now,
649
00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:31,819
but I've been here.
650
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:35,301
I've watched you go through
this whole thing.
651
00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:37,738
And I'm scared because I saw
the look on your face
652
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:40,132
when you found out Spencer
wasn't really yours.
653
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:46,921
And I saw how much
he mattered to you.
654
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:48,792
Your heart is broken
over something
655
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:52,666
that I can never, ever give you.
656
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:55,321
And I don't want you to say
that you're okay with this now
657
00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:56,931
because you might wake up
in a few years
658
00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:59,586
and realize that you're not.
659
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:03,198
I won't do that.
660
00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:06,027
You might, Charlie.
661
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,508
We're looking at
an entire lifetime together
662
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:12,816
with no children of our own.
663
00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:16,516
And I can live with
all these little piles of paper.
664
00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:19,736
I can.
665
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:23,392
But can you honestly tell me
that you're okay with that?
666
00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:28,049
Can you?
667
00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:47,808
There you go.
668
00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:49,244
Will you at least cough
669
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:50,985
so I know you haven't
lapsed into a coma?
670
00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,465
I'm trying to watch.
671
00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,380
It's Free Willy, Bay.
672
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:56,382
It has a happy ending.
You'll hate it.
673
00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:57,774
And for you?
674
00:33:57,774 --> 00:33:59,124
I'll have a Scotch.
675
00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:03,650
Got milk?
676
00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:05,652
I'm trying to
apologize here.
677
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,523
Okay? I didn't mean
to tell her.
678
00:34:07,523 --> 00:34:09,221
It just sorta slipped out.
679
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:10,222
Yeah.
680
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:12,180
Juicy gossip, I bet.
681
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,181
What?
682
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:15,183
No. It wasn't like that.
683
00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:16,663
And I stood by you
684
00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:18,447
on the whole
transfer-from-state thing.
685
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:19,535
That's just great, Will.
686
00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:20,797
How's that make me feel,
687
00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,756
you guys talking about me
behind my back?
688
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:26,020
We were talking about how glad
I was to see you having fun.
689
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:27,500
Yeah. You know what?
I was.
690
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,763
I was, because
for once in, like, forever,
691
00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:31,765
no one was whispering
or feeling sorry for me
692
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,201
or saying, "Oh, poor Bailey."
693
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:36,683
I didn't have any of that crap
following me around.
694
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:38,946
I was just--
695
00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:40,774
I was just this guy.
696
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:43,211
You know, why shouldn't
I be allowed to do that?
697
00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:44,908
No one says you shouldn't.
698
00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,867
Everybody does, Will. You did.
699
00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:48,260
And that is just it.
700
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,957
Unless I am 3000 miles away,
701
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:52,873
surrounded by people
who don't even know me--
702
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,705
You said college
was a clean slate.
703
00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:00,968
Well, that is what I need,
completely clean.
704
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:04,319
And I'm entitled to that, Will.
I'm entitled to at least that.
705
00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:18,203
Justin.
706
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:20,509
Julia.
707
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:24,470
I have a rather
difficult admission to make.
708
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,124
Well, Miss Stickley,
709
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,082
you're among friends.
710
00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:29,997
You're both
very good students.
711
00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:32,391
Top 5 percent
of your class.
712
00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:35,307
And I guess
what you've made me realize
713
00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:37,352
is that my first responsibility
714
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:39,746
is as an educator,
not a chaperon.
715
00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:42,444
You mean you're
lifting the ban?
716
00:35:42,444 --> 00:35:43,880
I'm amending it.
717
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,362
The fact is,
I do have recollections
718
00:35:47,362 --> 00:35:50,104
of being your age and...
719
00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:51,149
...in love.
720
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,890
And when I see
the two of you together,
721
00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:56,197
I'm reminded
of that, so--
722
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:59,896
I think you'll find the terms
723
00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:01,942
much less severe.
724
00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:09,079
So basically,
no petting?
725
00:36:10,124 --> 00:36:11,778
Basically, yes.
726
00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:15,085
Ha.
727
00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:20,003
Well... I think we could
probably live with that.
728
00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:21,831
Don't you, Jule?
729
00:36:21,831 --> 00:36:24,182
Mm. Sure.
730
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,706
Why not?
731
00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:30,100
Hi.
732
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,754
I'm Donald Grosse.
733
00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,626
I know
it's an unfortunate name,
734
00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,803
but in the original German
it actually means great.
735
00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:38,805
So, uh,
you're Claudia, right?
736
00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:42,678
Uh... yeah.
737
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:45,159
It's the feminine
form of Claude,
738
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:48,118
which is Latin
meaning lame.
739
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:50,077
Not that you're lame
or anything.
740
00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:51,470
Of course, obviously not.
741
00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:54,516
Obviously, you're very,
742
00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:56,344
very mature.
743
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:57,780
Sorry.
744
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,608
I gotta go.
745
00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,393
Mind if I walk with you?
746
00:37:01,393 --> 00:37:03,656
I'm, uh...
747
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,876
I'm going to the bathroom,
the girls' bathroom.
748
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:09,488
I'll wait for you.
749
00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:22,501
Hey. What happened?
750
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:24,981
Oh. You're back.
751
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:26,722
I'm back.
752
00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,637
You didn't tell me
you were going.
753
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,552
It was kind of
a spur of the moment thing.
754
00:37:30,552 --> 00:37:31,553
No kidding.
755
00:37:31,553 --> 00:37:32,989
I mean, I looked
for you at lunch,
756
00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:35,035
and then, when I didn't
see you in the study hall,
757
00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:36,863
I called your house
and Claudia told me.
758
00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:38,473
Are you keeping tabs on me?
759
00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:41,824
No, no, I just didn't know
if you were sick or something
760
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:43,957
and maybe needed to borrow
my Lit notes.
761
00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,132
That's all.
762
00:37:45,132 --> 00:37:47,526
But then, when I read
your horoscope, I--
763
00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:48,918
You read my horoscope?
764
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:50,529
Well, yeah.
765
00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:53,227
I mean, it's not like I sat and
drew up your charts or anything.
766
00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:56,143
- I just read it in the paper.
- Hmm.
767
00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:58,624
Anyway, it said something
about adventure
768
00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:00,408
and a legal issue
resolved in your favor,
769
00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:02,497
so I figured
you were okay.
770
00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:04,543
Yeah. I'm okay.
771
00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:07,807
And... you're back.
772
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,200
I'm back.
773
00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:19,906
I know what my transcript says.
I know it's on my record.
774
00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:21,647
And I know that
I'm a prime candidate
775
00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,562
for San Francisco State
or Oakland Community
776
00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:24,911
or someplace like that.
777
00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:26,652
But I have got
a whole year ahead of me.
778
00:38:26,652 --> 00:38:28,654
And I hope you don't laugh
when I say this,
779
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,656
but I don't want to go to
any of those places.
780
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:33,354
And what I need from you
right now is a plan.
781
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:36,096
You just tell me exactly
what I have to do this year
782
00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:38,751
and I will do it,
whatever it takes.
783
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,231
Just as long as it means
784
00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:44,409
that I can get as far away
from here as possible.
785
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:47,673
Damn it.
786
00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:49,283
Go ahead, huh?
787
00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:52,417
Ask me why I'm here instead of
out shopping with Kirsten.
788
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,244
I'm kind of busy, Claud.
789
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,421
Well, it's because
we were in Macy's,
790
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,597
and, well, she just...
She just started crying,
791
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:01,513
and she couldn't stop,
so it seemed kind of stupid
792
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:03,819
to go try on
bridesmaid's dresses.
793
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:05,343
I'll go talk to her.
794
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,909
She isn't here.
795
00:39:06,909 --> 00:39:08,302
She dropped me off.
796
00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:12,393
She said that... That she
needed some time to herself.
797
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:13,916
She's really sad, Charlie.
798
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:16,266
I mean, she's sad,
and she's crying,
799
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,746
and it's all your fault.
800
00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:20,575
This really doesn't
concern you, Claud.
801
00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:22,272
Yes, it does.
802
00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:24,666
Because I'm scared that you guys
are gonna break up.
803
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,233
I mean, is that
what you're gonna do?
804
00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:27,974
And... And then, I just...
I don't get it,
805
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,237
because I've seen your
other girlfriends, Charlie.
806
00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:31,586
And Kirsten is so great.
807
00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:34,372
She's just...
She's just so great,
808
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:37,113
and I just... I'm so scared
that you're not gonna marry her
809
00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:38,506
just because
she can't have kids.
810
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,902
She told you?
811
00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:45,165
I sleep in
the dining room, Charlie.
812
00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,949
I heard you guys
fighting, but--
813
00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:48,821
- We weren't fighting.
- And now it's like--
814
00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:50,953
I can't believe you would
dump her because of that.
815
00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:52,477
And then... And then--
816
00:39:52,477 --> 00:39:54,740
You think you're gonna find
someone who can have kids,
817
00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:56,829
but what if you don't?
818
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:59,440
Then you're not gonna have kids,
you're not gonna have Kirsten,
819
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,876
and that would be pretty stupid.
820
00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:02,878
That would be the stupidest
thing you ever did.
821
00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:05,577
It's just...
822
00:40:05,577 --> 00:40:07,622
...kinda complicated.
823
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:09,189
No, it isn't, Charlie.
824
00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:13,193
It's so simple.
825
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:30,993
Oh, hi.
826
00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:32,734
What are you doing?
827
00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:35,824
Um, well, Mrs. Stickley
828
00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:37,913
couldn't let us
off the hook completely.
829
00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:39,611
Pretty lame, huh?
830
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:42,657
Looks like it.
831
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,273
So, uh, congratulations,
832
00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:54,539
on, uh, making it legal
to kiss somebody again.
833
00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:32,577
Have you just been
standing there?
834
00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:35,362
I heard you pull up.
835
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:42,761
What are we
gonna do, Charlie?
836
00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:45,415
Just keep avoiding each other
837
00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:47,505
and hope that this goes away?
838
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:51,204
It's probably not
gonna go away.
839
00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:55,730
Because you were right.
840
00:41:55,730 --> 00:42:00,953
I mean, um,
I've thought a lot about it.
841
00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:03,782
And, yeah, I want to
have children.
842
00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:08,787
And, uh, I want to
have children with you.
843
00:42:08,787 --> 00:42:11,616
But...
844
00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:16,534
...I want to be
with you more.
845
00:42:19,145 --> 00:42:22,583
And, you know,
as for kids,
846
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:27,893
I mean, it's... something
we sort of already have.
847
00:42:43,996 --> 00:42:45,475
It seems
pretty simple to me.
848
00:42:48,478 --> 00:42:51,612
But I think we should
make it official.
849
00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:56,269
I talked it over with everybody,
and they said yes.
850
00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:57,357
So...
851
00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:02,449
...I want us to adopt him.
852
00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,364
So he'll be ours.
853
00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:07,280
♪ No more listenin' ♪
854
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,501
And I know it won't be
the same thing.
855
00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:16,681
♪ They've had their time ♪
856
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:21,468
Is that enough for you?
857
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:24,297
Yeah.
858
00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:28,214
♪ And I'll take it ♪
859
00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:33,349
♪ From here ♪
860
00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:39,007
♪ Oh-oh, I'll take it ♪
861
00:43:39,007 --> 00:43:45,013
♪ From here ♪
862
00:43:45,013 --> 00:43:55,763
♪ Oh-oh, I'll take it ♪
863
00:43:55,763 --> 00:43:59,375
♪ From here ♪
59540
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof