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Come in!
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Hello again.
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I knew it, he's not coming. Good.
Good? What do you mean, good?
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He's my son's father.
John's gonna be devastated.
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Actually want them to spend
more time together, do you?
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Well, no, it's a complicated
situation, Peter.
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I'm John's father figure. Not him.
He's not seen you for weeks,
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Joe Le Fucking Taxi,
none of us have.
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So put your hybrid in park
for one second
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and remind him what you look like.
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Yeah, well, I have to keep
the money coming in
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because you're in the middle
of...schoolgate.
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Schoolgate?
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John!
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Here he is. Come here.
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Come here.
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So, erm, where are your seats?
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Are they near the stage, or...?
Do you know the O2?
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Not really, no.
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See, I thought we'd do
the whole corporate box thing
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cos apparently Drake's bringing
this absolutely sick light show.
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So we've got a great view of the...
Home straight after, all right?
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You're a big Drake fan.
Massive Drake fan.
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What's your favourite Drake song?
Erm, don't know.
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Love Lockdown.
I love Love Lockdown.
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That's a Kanye song. Oh.
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So you're not such a massive
fan after all, are you, mate?
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Oh, you prick.
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Do you know his real name?
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Know what? Drake's real name,
do you know it?
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No.
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Aubrey. Is it really?
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Wiki'd him to make sure
he's age appropriate.
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He isn't, but, hell, I watched
The Singing Detective when I was 15,
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we all rebel. Enjoy the concert,
John.
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Aubrey.
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Surprised you didn't know that,
mate.
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Not exactly a massive fan, are you?
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Get your big coat, darling.
I don't know where it is.
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So, you met Dr Phillips.
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Yes, we discussed my,
erm, wheezy breathing.
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Your wheezy breathing?
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The wheezing breathing, yes,
but there's nothing to worry about.
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With the wheezy breathing?
With the wheezy breathing.
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You've got peaceful,
wheezy breathing. Sorry?
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The Eagles.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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You don't know them, do you? No.
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So, Sami, I'm Nurse Johnson.
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Naomi Johnson.
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And I'll be giving you
a basic medical today. OK.
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So, you've filled out the form.
Yes, yes, yes.
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So, blood pressure. Blood pressure.
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I know this.
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OK...
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Ooft. Sorry.
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Oh, my!
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It's very...
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..squeezy.
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OK. Ooh.
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Is it all right?
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Er, 130 over 80, so it's a little
high but we can live with that.
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It's been higher.
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Don't worry, I've got a good heart.
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Hm. Good heart.
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So, I'm going to give you...
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Naomi Johnson, would you
like to meet someplace
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and do something sometime?
..this and ask you to provide
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a stool sample. The toilet's down
the hallway on the left.
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Of course.
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Shit.
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Still quantity surveying, then, eh?
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Yep. Yeah, I mean, I've got
to hold my hand up, mate,
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I have got absolutely
no idea what that is.
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Well, it's not so different
from what you do.
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Oh, contemporising.
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Well, I work with buildings,
you work with singers.
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I need to know the volume
of materials used
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in a construction project,
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you need to know the
volume of people in...
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So Solid Crew. So Solid Crew?
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Haven't been relevant in,
like, 15 years.
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So you don't know how many people...
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Lisa Maffia, Romeo, Megaman,
Oxide, Neutrino,
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Harvey, G-Man, Scat D,
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Swiss, Face, Mac, Kaish, Asher D.
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13.
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How many doors are in this house?
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Front door,
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lounge,
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kitchen, garden, closet,
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bathroom, bathroom,
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toilet, toilet,
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bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, cat flap.
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13 also.
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I think you'll find it's 14.
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No, I think you'll find its 13.
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14 doors...
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Sorry, I don't know who that is.
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That's Jim Morrison.
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He used to be in a band called...
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..The Doors.
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Oh, God, that's really good.
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I think I'd better call a cab.
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It's very nice to see Kate
so happy, mate.
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You're a better man than me, mate.
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You know, she's a little bit
like the O2, actually.
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You know, boring old Millennium Dome
when she was with me,
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a bit square, faded.
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And then you come along
and plough your money in,
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give her a face-lift and
then everybody wants in there.
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Good for you.
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Your Uber's here.
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What? How do you mean?
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I thought you... I lost my job.
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I'm driving a cab at the moment.
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Are you taking the piss?
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Jesus Christ, Pete.
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Life moves pretty fucking fast
in Dorking, doesn't it?
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You might want to wait in the car,
it's just outside.
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No, I'm not going to use you.
Yes, you are.
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I've accepted the job. No.
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Listen, this is not who I am,
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but it is what I am doing.
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Things haven't been easy
at the moment. I lost my job.
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Katie has been suspended
from school. Why?
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Well, if you must know,
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she's been wrongfully
accused of sexual misconduct.
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Oh, bloody hell.
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And we are... KATIE:
Right, he's ready.
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Bloody hell, Kate.
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You've still got it, love. What?
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What have you said?
I'm driving them.
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Straight home after Aubrey, OK?
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Good.
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All done.
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All done? Yep. Wow.
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I'm sorry about earlier.
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Oh, no problem.
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I'm going to give you something
for the wheezy breathing.
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But Dr Phillips...
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Dr Phillips can't prescribe
you this. OK.
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The wheezy breathing thanks you.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye. Bye.
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No! Thank you so much.
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When are you going to call her?
Already have. No!
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I'm seeing her tonight.
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What are you going to do?
I don't know yet.
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What has been your favourite date?
Ooft.
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Cafe Rouge, followed by a
bukakke party in Harpenden.
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But I understand that's
not for everyone.
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Got to be a pub. I don't drink.
Don't care.
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All first dates are the pub.
It's in the Magna Carta.
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But which pub? A pub is a pub, no?
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Are you trying to get
your self deported?
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"Pub is a pub!"
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Got to be a sexy pub.
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How do I know if it's a sexy pub?
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Wasabi peas.
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Wasab... Does it serve wasabi peas?
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If it does, that's a start.
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But there's so much else to
consider, Sami. Like what?
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Well, what's the
rest of the menu like?
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Burgers and gentrified Scotch eggs.
Piss off.
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We're looking for a
goat's cheese salad.
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We're looking for sharing boards.
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Talk to me about the smoked almonds.
Sharing board. Distractions.
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No television showing any sport,
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especially football, horse racing
or mixed martial arts.
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An exception is tennis, either
Wimbledon or the French Open,
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but only past the quarterfinal
stage. Quarterfinals.
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Self-respect.
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How wet are the beer mats?
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These are the pub's nappies
and must be regularly changed.
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Are there locks on the toilet doors?
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Are there toilet doors?
I may not do a pub.
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Clientele - is anyone arguing
with themselves?
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Is anyone drinking
in a hospital gown?
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Side bar - is anyone drinking while
attached to an active IV stand?
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Thank you, my friend. I love you.
Good luck!
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Oh, Jack Johnson!
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Are they playing fucking
Jack Johnson?
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Johnson, yes. Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
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Hello?
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Out here.
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Hey. Hey.
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Has John gone to the concert? Yeah.
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Haven't seen him this happy...
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..and that makes me feel sad. Hmm.
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Selfish, isn't it?
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No.
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I feel very far away from me.
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And this thing at school is just...
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..you know?
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Speaking of inappropriate flirting
that should carry a prison sentence,
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I have a date.
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Is it the nurse on the bus? Mm-hm.
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Get you! It's not a date, really.
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It's not anything, really.
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Maybe just a new friend.
You're allowed to be excited, Sami.
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I know.
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We're seeing each other
this evening.
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What you wearing?
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This. Ah.
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No, you're not. Come on.
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Ooh, there she is.
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The rock and roll crown of thorns.
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You excited? Yeah!
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All right. Cheers, Pete.
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You're going to get
a very big tip, my man.
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I don't want a tip.
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What kind of star rating do
you think we should give him, mate?
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Hmm. Five.
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No, let's not go nuts because,
you know, I mean, he did drive us
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right into that snarl up
in Wandsworth, didn't he?
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So I'm thinking we should go...
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..four. Oh, harsh!
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Yeah, well, you know,
you've to keep him hungry.
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You've got to keep him hungry.
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You have a lovely evening
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and I'll bring him
straight home after.
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I'm going to wait here.
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We're going to be ages,
you silly sausage.
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It's fine. I mean, are you even
going to be a cabbie
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by the end of the evening?
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Because, you know, I mean, you were
a quantity surveyor this afternoon.
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So...
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..who knows? You might be a
marine biologist by ten o'clock.
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I'm not going to
be a marine biologist.
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He can't swim! He can't swim?!
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I choose not to swim.
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I had a verruca cluster the
month of the Lockerbie bomb...
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Laters, potato!
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Oh, my.
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What do you think?
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I think if the Medellin cartel
does not accept our offer, we take
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the war to Escobar.
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Yeah, drugs are sexy!
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I mean, it fits.
Which is crazy.
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But what?
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It feels too nice for me. You
deserve some nice.
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Let's get it.
Grab your stuff.
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How much is it, please?
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Tags on the inside pocket.
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Tag is on the inside pocket.
Oh, cool.
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I think you're disgusting.
Sorry?
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I know who you are.
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Our niece goes to your school.
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Now, hang on a minute. You should be
ashamed of yourself.
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You have no idea about me
or my situation.
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And you just said drugs are sexy.
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I was joking.
I heard you. Help Syrian refugees.
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What?
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Help Syrian refugees?
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What about it?
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I am a Syrian refugee.
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Oh. I was wondering, can
you help me?
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What do you need?
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I need...
262
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I am ashamed to ask.
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Don't be ashamed.
264
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,440
I need you to stop being a bellend.
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Sorry?
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I know. It is a small thing,
but every little helps,
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stop being a bellend.
268
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,400
How dare you speak to me like that.
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00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,040
Also, you should know he's about
to walk out of your shop in that
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suit without paying for it.
You can't.
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00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,800
You can't walk out of the shop
without... You're appealing for
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clothes for Syrian refugees.
273
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,280
Well, the Syrian refugee
has received them and he thanks you.
274
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I thank you.
No need for money.
275
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,240
Cut out the middleman.
276
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,920
You're a disgrace.
That is very charitable of you.
277
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,720
What is this? The British Twat
Foundation? Are they gonna sack you?
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Well, we'll see how it all unfolds.
279
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,800
I can't wait to see how it unfolds.
YOU can't wait to see how it all
unfolds?
280
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,800
No, I can't wait to see how it
all unfolds.
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Oh, stop it.
282
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,840
Oh, look, it is unfolding. Stop it!
283
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,920
Oh, it's unfolding dreadfully!
Stop it!
284
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,080
There's 40 quid.
285
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,440
I'm not a monster.
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Oh, God!
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Oh...
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00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,520
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
289
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,040
No, you're not.
290
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,720
Hey, Mr Bluebird's on my
shoulder.
291
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,480
What time are you meeting her?
292
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,960
About 45 minutes.
Sami, go!
293
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,400
No, I'm walking you home. Sami...
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..I'm fine.
295
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,360
Go get her, tiger.
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00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,960
I was told I should bring
her to a pub.
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00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,680
This is better.
298
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,560
Nature's pub.
299
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,160
A vineyard in Dorking, who knew?
300
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,920
Only in Britain would people
not know about this.
301
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,800
Do you make wine in Syria?
302
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,120
Of course.
303
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,960
Mountains near Latakia.
304
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,520
You can get it here, they smuggle
it out.
305
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,360
Will you go back? Some day.
306
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,720
It is my soil.
307
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,920
Oh!
308
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,640
British wine!
309
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,120
Top notes of Greggs, with just a
hint of Piers Morgan.
310
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,760
Pairs excellently with divorce
and self-loathing.
311
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,760
Mm. It's actually lovely.
312
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,320
Is it strong?
Well, it's white and English.
313
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,520
I'd say 52%. Try.
314
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,960
I have water.
You don't drink?
315
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,560
Well, since all of this,
I have to keep a clear head.
316
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:35,600
It's OK to get a little fuzzy
sometimes.
317
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,600
Maybe. Do you feel like you
don't
318
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,080
deserve to be happy?
319
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,040
Could you come over here, please?
320
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,240
Why? It's an NHS requirement.
321
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,000
I'm sorry. No, you didn't do
anything wrong.
322
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,000
It's, er, too soon.
323
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,480
So what did you think of
being backstage?
324
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,840
Yeah...
325
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,920
How did you get us?
326
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,760
My job.
327
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,360
Did you notice that Drake
was drinking bottled water?
328
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,960
Yeah. Yeah.
329
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,720
It's just great to be around fellow
health-choosers.
330
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,600
So what was the last gig
you went to, then, Pete?
331
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,960
I don't know.
332
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,560
Yes, you do.
333
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,480
Come on. Alfie Boe
at Hampton Court. Alfie Boe!
334
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,960
Alfie Boe - now there is a powerful
voice. Magnificent voice.
335
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,320
Come on then, sing us one
of your favourite tracks.
336
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,480
Just concentrating on driving.
Ah, come on, come on!
337
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,400
Give it both barrels.
Road safety is my priority.
338
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,120
He's shy. I'm not shy.
339
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,960
There's nothing wrong
with being shy.
340
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,400
I said, I'm not shy.
341
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,040
Some people just don't know
how to express themselves.
342
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,480
I'm not shy!
Give us a fucking song, then.
343
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,600
# Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the
pipes... #
344
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,520
If you try to cut in
one
345
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,320
more time, I'm gonna Mad Max
this shit right up your arsehole!
346
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,280
Yeah, we can all honk!
347
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,640
Not today, my son.
348
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,720
You wanker!
349
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,560
My son.
350
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,840
What did she look like?
351
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,440
Beautiful.
352
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,000
Tres beautiful. Tres beautiful.
Tres, tres.
353
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,440
Couldn't do anything.
354
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,720
You're just not ready.
355
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,480
No. No...
I am...
356
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,360
I am finished.
357
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,200
That door is closed.
358
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,760
Taxi for Mr Winkie.
359
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,680
Oh!
360
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,080
I mean, I hear ya.
361
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,400
I walk down my high street and
people think I'm a predator.
362
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,240
Come home, my boyfriend can't
look me in the eye.
363
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,640
I couldn't pull a hamstring.
Pull a hamstring!
364
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,760
Perfect woman - cook in the
kitchen, whore in the classroom.
Oh, don't say that.
365
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,520
Meanwhile, Peter is still
up there on his cross.
366
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,320
On his cross.
Yes.
367
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,120
He's climbed up there and he's found
the extension lead
368
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,240
to his fuckin' nail-gun.
369
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,480
At least John is OK.
Oh, John...
370
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:15,200
In the old days, if he was unhappy,
he'd just punch someone at school.
371
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,320
I remember. At first I was relieved.
372
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,480
Now, I realise it's not fight.
373
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,160
It's flight.
374
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,560
He's running from all our shit.
375
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,000
Towards the worst, worst man...
376
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,600
..I know.
377
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,840
He'll be back. He's just like his
mum.
378
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,880
All he wants is to fall into the
arms of a man who'll tell him
379
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,760
everything's gonna be all right.
380
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,600
Everything is going to be all right.
381
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,520
Oh! Oh!
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00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,360
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