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ARGH! Such a little asshole!
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Stop it!
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Whoa!
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Don't move a muscle!
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Oh, shit! You all right?
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I am fine.
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It's just all these guns.
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They bring back
a lot of bad memories.
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Of course! I'm sorry, Yasmin!
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Come here. No, no, no, no!
Please, don't! Oh, why not?
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Because...
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..I DON'T WANT TO GET WE-E-ET!
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Oh, my God!
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That is in stunningly poor taste!
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Yes! Yes, yes!
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Yes! Extremely poor taste!
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Very, very poor taste!
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I'm sorry.
It's too late for apologies, John.
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I want to know you've learnt
something. I've learnt something.
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Which is?
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I've learned you shouldn't fill
a water gun with paint.
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That's right. You shouldn't.
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I shouldn't have humiliated you.
Oh, you didn't humiliate me, John.
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You humiliated yourself.
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I humiliated you a bit.
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Actually, I don't see it that way
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and I think you'll find
nobody else does. How we doing here?
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You still angry?
Oh, not angry at all!
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Very calm, very calm.
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OK! Gotta go, guys. Can't be late.
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OK.
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OK, I'll get our stuff.
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It's so nice to see them all
together again, isn't it? Hm.
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Yeah.
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It's empty. Yeah, I know,
it's just...checking.
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Come on, Thanos.
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Let's get you cleaned up.
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Right! Let's get the bags.
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- I'll grab the trolley.
- Thank you, good boy.
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Now, Yasmin, come here.
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Oh...
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Tickets? Passports?
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Can I see?
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Proper Germans now.
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I'll help you with this. Sami...
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..here is best. Please.
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OK?
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He's such a little asshole.
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You'll see them again soon.
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I know, I know.
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Still haven't changed
that cardigan.
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Does Iron Man change his suit?
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Iron Man updates it every movie.
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I sewed this pocket up last Tuesday.
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"Asylum Man".
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You know, you don't have to
drive me home. Of course we do!
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Have you got the address,
darling? Eagle Lodge.
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Eagle Lodge.
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Sounds nice!
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Yeah, well, don't get your hopes up,
John.
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Not everything that sounds nice
is nice.
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What do you mean?
Elephant and Castle.
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Shingles!
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Shingles.
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- Tommy Robinson.
- Ickle Tommy Robinson.
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Actually...
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..Eagle Lodge is quite nice.
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Oh, you don't have to say that,
mate. I know these places.
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A frayed bedsheet for a curtain.
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Mattress on the floor.
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Ahmed squatting over
a camping stove,
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fighting a losing battle
against his tagine.
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I'm spitballing, of course.
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How long since your interview?
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182 days.
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And you still haven't heard?
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Nope. Fucking disgrace.
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Er, can we watch the Navy language?
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Well, I'm sorry, but it is.
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It's like one of those pauses
in the X Factor.
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And the refugee who will be leaving
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the competition tonight is...
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..doof, doof, doof...
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..going to be announced right
after the break. No-o-o! No-o-o!
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A 182-day break.
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The suspense is killing me.
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Ted Bundy!
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Ted Bundy.
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Sorry, mate.
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Sat nav's playing silly buggers.
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Says this is Eagle Lodge.
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This IS Eagle Lodge.
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But this is a hotel.
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Yes.
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This is lovely!
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Apparently there has been a surge
in asylum numbers
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so they've put us up here
temporarily. How many stars?
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Erm, three, I think. Nice!
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No offence, but you enter
the country illegally
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and the taxpayer's expected
to foot the bill for this?
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Oh, don't get angry.
I'm not getting angry.
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It just makes me extremely uptight.
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You are welcome to de-stress in
the adjoining spa facilities.
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Spa facilities...
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Oh, come on!
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Make yourselves comfortable.
Bloody hell.
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How's the PlayStation? Good.
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Comprehensive tea and
coffee-making facilities,
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Twinings Collection...
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He's got a Twinings Collection.
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Hello! Agh! Leave me alone!
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I can't leave you alone!
You are adorable!
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I've heard all about you.
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Victor from Lagos!
I'm Sami's roommate.
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This is Victor. Katy. This is John.
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- Hello, John.
- All right?
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Peter you've met.
Oh! I've met Peter.
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How long have you been here, Victor?
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Nearly three months.
Why did you come here?
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Hard to be me in Nigeria.
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Are you...gay?
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Well, if I'm not,
someone should tell my kimono
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because it has got
the wrong end of the stick.
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Victor Adebayo!
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Dental surgeon...
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..PhD, BDS, MDS and...
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..homosexual.
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It is illegal to be gay in Nigeria,
John.
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14-year prison sentence.
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One for every Madonna album.
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Spill the beans, Victor.
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What's it like to share
a room with this one?
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Oh, he's fine.
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We haven't killed each other yet.
Yet.
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Feels like he's trying to, though,
with his night-time farting.
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You want to talk about the farting?!
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Er, excuse me?!
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You did one so loud on Friday
it woke my phone up.
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I haven't even got started yet.
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I bet you haven't!
Syrians are the kings of farting!
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Give me two chicken shawarma
and a baba ghanoush,
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I'll give you Chernobyl!
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Let me...give you all some time
to catch up.
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I'm sorry.
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He's a good guy, it's...
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..all this.
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I know you think this is
all so fancy, and it is...
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Twinings Collection...
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I don't want this!
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I want to start my life!
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But I am still waiting.
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This is not luxury, this is...
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..purgatory.
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I'm sorry, I'm a bit tired
after everything. Yes, of course.
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Come on, let's go.
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I wanted to play Fortnite with you!
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The battle royale will have to wait
for its two finest soldiers.
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Bye, Victor. Lovely to meet you.
Safe journey.
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- Keep an eye on him?
- OK.
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Thank you.
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You going to bring your family
over here?
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My family don't want to know me
right now.
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They didn't like you being...?
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They were not complimentary.
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Is the shortbread complimentary?
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Yes, the shortbread is
complimentary.
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Good, because I took some.
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Get out of here before
you steal my heart as well!
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- Bye, Sami!
- Bye, Sami!
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Oh, you fucker!
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What's happened?
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Oh, wanker.
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Who's a wanker?
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No-one, mate.
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Just a friend. Who?
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Janet. You don't have
any female friends.
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Well, I got one female friend
and she's called Janet.
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Girls aren't wankers.
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Hm, you clearly haven't met Janet!
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I'm drowning here...
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It's your father, John.
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What does he want? Well...
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..he pays the mortgage on this place
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but it seems he doesn't want
to do that anymore.
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OK. Let's all just take...a...
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..chillaxative here.
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I am being offered promotion this
week and the pay rise will cover
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any dent he tries to make in us.
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I'm actually glad this is happening.
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I don't want him
looking after you both.
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I want to look after you.
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All right, darling. Bed.
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My dad's not a wanker.
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Well, technically
I called Janet a wanker, so...
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Everyone deserves a second chance.
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I gave YOU one.
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Ignore him.
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Christ, he really likes feeding my
balls into a desk fan, doesn't he?
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He still misses Sami.
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00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,640
Why do you think
Elliot's doing this now?
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10.15? He's probably just moving
onto the spirits.
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No, I mean now generally.
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He enjoys it.
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He likes turning my life
upside down.
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Elliot is zero gravity.
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Not the fun kind. Not, "Ooh, look
at that pen spinning in mid-air."
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The bad kind.
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Bumping into dead astronauts
and beads of your own piss.
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Who is "Janet"?
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Janet's my mum. Oh, yeah.
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Sami? Yeah?
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This is all perfectly normal.
There is a system in place.
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What is the system?
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It's not perfect,
but it's what we've got.
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Monica, it has been six months.
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What's going on?
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Mr Ibrahim, your case is still
under review.
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It takes time. Six months
is not unusual.
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But I haven't arrived yet.
How much longer do I have to wait?
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I can't say.
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You are solicitor.
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You know these things. You know them.
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Each case is different.
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Each asylum seeker is different.
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You're like snowflakes. I am not
a snowflake.
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No, I didn't mean it like that. Oh.
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Sami, you know the British.
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You know how we love to queue. Yes.
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Yes, you love to queue. OK, so this
is the queue.
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This is part of the test.
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This is the queue. Try to keep calm.
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Don't do anything stupid.
Obey the law, OK?
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Where am I in this queue?
I don't know.
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I'll call you when I have news.
Thank you.
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Excuse me.
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What? We're waiting here. What
the fuck are you doing?
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Nothing. That's my ball there.
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What do you want me to do?
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What do you think I want you to do?
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No, you fucking idiot!
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Are you a member?
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Not yet.
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Not yet.
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Sir, no outdoor shoes
in the pool area.
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These are sandals. Yes, but...
You are wearing sandals.
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These are flip-flops. Flip-flops,
part of sandal family.
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You are a radical breakaway
group. Please?
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This country and its rules.
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Yeah, hello, Mr Referee,
more rules, please. Um...
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No diving, no bombing.
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No bombing? No bombing?!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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I wish we had you and your whistle
in Aleppo!
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Sir?
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W-W-What are you doing?
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Sir, get out, please. No. I need you
to leave, sir. No.
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You're fully clothed!
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Fucking "babe."
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I don't owe you anything.
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Don't talk to me like that.
261
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Were you a virgin? I said, don't
talk to me like that.
262
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:05,440
Look, what did you think? Just
because I fucked you, you thought
I was going to marry you?Oh!
263
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,240
What the hell is going on here?
264
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,400
He's a fucking pig. Oink oink.
265
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,720
I heard what he said.
Is that how you treat a woman, Jason?
266
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,120
Depends, Miss.
267
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,440
How would you like to be treated?
268
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,280
I beg your pardon?
269
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,400
How would you like me to treat you?
270
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,960
Oh, Jason, please.
271
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,080
I've got yoghurt in the fridge older
than you.
272
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,760
No-one's fucked you in years.
273
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,960
Gemma Bridges, there will be other
wrong men - they happen.
274
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,160
But your mistakes will be
fascinating. Want to know them?
275
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,640
What? There'll be a writer
called Orlando.
276
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,120
He's posh, with an extremely long
face, and he'll put you in one
of his erotic novels,
277
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,120
but you're no-one's muse and you will
leave him weeping on the stone floor
278
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,800
of a Tuscan castle. I think I've gone
off boys.
279
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,720
Your lesbian affair is with a Belgian
tattooist called Martha.
280
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,560
I'm not gay. It's just a fling,
281
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,840
but blooms into
a lifelong friendship,
282
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,040
and you'll catch her eye
on your wedding day and smile.
283
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,160
Who's he? Brett?
284
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,680
Brett's a fireman
285
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,080
and voluntary baby whisperer.
286
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,080
He'll reach into your chest and flip
your heart open like a Japanese fan.
287
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,720
Yeah, and what about me, babe?
288
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,400
What of Jason Maddox?
289
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,160
I've met boys like you before.
290
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,440
You're all the same
291
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,000
with your charming fathers and a mum
with a flinch.
292
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,840
There's time to change,
though, Jason. Best you do.
293
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,480
You're a good looking lad, but that
beauty will melt like a candle.
294
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,640
God's an arsonist and all you'll
be left with
295
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,760
is the content of your character.
296
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,280
And please, don't call
into question my sex life.
297
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,640
I've had a threesome in a graveyard
298
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,240
and given handjobs
in two separate pedalos.
299
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,480
It's all gravy. Class now.
300
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,320
Sami, hi.
301
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,360
Is this Peter?
302
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,080
Yes. Sorry, who's...?
303
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,200
It's Victor. Who?
304
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,920
The beautiful Nigerian dentist
305
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,040
who astonished
you from the bathroom. Oh, right.
306
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,400
Um... OK.
307
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,880
How can I...? You need to come
here immediately, please.
308
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,880
It's Sami. OK.
309
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,800
I'm actually... No haggling.
310
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,800
He needs you. Get here now.
311
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,960
How long's he been in there?
Over an hour.
312
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,720
Excuse me. This is him.
313
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,440
You know the gentleman in there. I
believe so. OK. He's locked himself
in with one of the lifeguards.
314
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,520
He's taken a hostage? We're not
using that language yet
315
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,560
as we're trying to respect
the energy flow of the spa.
316
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,040
That's very thoughtful.
Is he dangerous?
317
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,960
No. No. OK.
318
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,640
Right, we're going to give you five
minutes to persuade him to come out
or we'll have to do it by force,
319
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,920
and that won't end well for him.
320
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,280
Does this make me
chief negotiator? No.
321
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,960
Can I have a stab vest? No. Bring me
to him.
322
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,320
But apart from this,
how was your day? Go home, Peter.
323
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,000
Let me out.
This is a hostage situation.
324
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,320
Hostage situations do not
smell of eucalyptus.
325
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,560
Please enjoy the wellness.
326
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,720
This isn't wellness.
This is madness.
327
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,920
Come on, mate.
328
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,040
You're going to get heat exhaustion
in there.
329
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,680
We are a desert people.
330
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,920
Wouldn't it be wonderful if
the smoke cleared...
331
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,480
..and I had vanished?
332
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,760
Still here? Still here.
333
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,000
Fuck David Blaine.
334
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,480
What's going on, Sami?
335
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,360
I'm not too sure,
336
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,520
sort of found myself here.
337
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,680
This is a protest?
338
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,920
I do not think so.
339
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,160
I don't think so either.
340
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,320
If this was a protest, you'd have
taken your clothes off.
341
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,080
That would not be a protest.
That would be an act of terrorism.
342
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,520
I cannot wait anymore.
343
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,880
Don't give up, mate.
344
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,960
I can't.
345
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,440
They win.
346
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,480
They win.
347
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,600
I'm losing my mind, Peter.
348
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,600
I think I'm trying to melt away.
349
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,320
Sami, if you don't come out...
350
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,080
..I'm going to drag you out.
351
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,720
And they're going to keep dragging
you all the way back to Damascus.
352
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,360
Maybe I want them to.
353
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,400
Everything I've tried to fix
is broken -
354
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,200
asylum, family.
355
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,040
Go back to Syria, at least everything
is rubble.
356
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,640
Nothing left to ruin.
357
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,920
You haven't ruined everything.
358
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,840
You know when I said we are
a desert people? Yes.
359
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,160
We are not a desert people. No.
360
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,840
We are a dessert people.
361
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,200
Open the door, Sami. I can't feel
my legs.
362
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,800
Sami? I miss my boy.
363
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,840
Open the door.
364
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,520
Get the spare room set up.
365
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,640
You'll be spending a few
days with us.
366
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,400
We're back.
367
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,760
You smell pretty bad.
368
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,480
I have been in a sauna
fully clothed.
369
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,880
What's your excuse?
370
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,800
I'm sorry.
371
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,920
Welcome home.
372
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,040
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