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Refugees welcome for now.
Refugees welcome. You, not so sure.
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Stay as long as you like, Sami.
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Hang on. He is not staying...
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Don't tell me what I can do in my
own house, Peter.
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I'm...gonna go away for a bit.
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Yasmine and George are the third
Syrian refugee family
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we are hosting.
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But she does not look for
recognition.
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And it's exactly what I write about
in my blog.
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Do they know you are sleeping here?
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My accommodation status is on a
need-to-know basis.
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Refugees welcome here.
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Refugees welcome here.
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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour.
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It's not in the work. I'm sorry...
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Ha!
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And that is the conclusion of the
physics lesson for today.
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How was that?
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Very good.
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What were you studying today?
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Sebastian?
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Black holes. Black holes.
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And what did you learn about
black holes?
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Don't know.
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Very little is known about
black holes,
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so the mystery continues.
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Sami, you are a physics teacher,
aren't you?
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Oh, yes.
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Who wrote A Brief History Of Time?
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Yeah, who wrote it?
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Stephen...?
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Yes, Stephen.
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Second name sounds like a bird?
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Stephen Pigeon.
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Funny voice. Steven Gerrard.
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Couldn't use his legs.
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Steven Gerrard playing for England.
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He never quite captured his club
form on international duty.
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Huh, Sebastian?
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I'm sorry, I...
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I'm sorry.
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Please.
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Are you a tutor at all?
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Yes. I am an English teacher.
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Literature?
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I love it.
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Are you telling me the truth
this time?
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Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?
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Thou art more lovely
and more temperate:
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Rough winds do shake the
darling buds of May
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And summer's lease hath
all too short a date.
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Is he any good at English?
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Of course he's not.
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Jesus. All right!
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Come Thursday.
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We'll start again. OK.
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Oh, OK!
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Oh, no, no.
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I can't. Just take it.
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You nearly got away with it.
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Thank you.
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See you Thursday.
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I'll look forward to it.
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"I'll look forward to it."
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Do it again.
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"I'll look forward to it."
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Yeah, she's flirting. Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Would you flirt that way?
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No.
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How would you do it?
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Fancy a fuck?
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Really?
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I'm gay.
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Oh. Oh!
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So, no beating around the bush,
so to speak.
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Still, er, quite forward.
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Yeah, but I'm into big dirty
bastards, so, "Is it raining?
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"I hadn't noticed," tends not to
cut the mustard.
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Where do you go be gay in UK?
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Anywhere. Pubs, club nights.
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Heard of Thorax? No.
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That's a good one.
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Stirrup? Again, no.
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Ramshackle.
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It's not easy being gay in Syria,
I imagine.
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Used to be.
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Shaalan district in Damascus.
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Now not so easy to be anything
any more.
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Being gay extra problem.
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You know who I used to fancy?
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Who? Osama bin Laden.
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Right.
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Bad boy.
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Yes, he was a bad boy.
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ISIS don't wanna hear this
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but that whole jihadist look really
does it for me.
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Don't let me go over there, I'd get
myself in terrible trouble.
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Right.
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Time to toodle.
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Hey.
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Do it again.
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I'm fucking with you! Ah, ha-ha!
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Have a good one, mate.
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So, we're still coming to your house
on Thursday for dinner.
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We will sort out the situation
between
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Sami and Yasmine, OK?
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I hope so. How is he?
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He's good.
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He's got some work as a tutor so
he's working, he's happy.
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Illegally?
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Illegal's a bit strong.
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Unlegal?
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He's working unlegally.
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Please don't call the cops. Agh!
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Eva, it is so good of you to come
all the way from Germany
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to discuss this.
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Oh, no, Oliver is a guest speaker at
a medical conference here.
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Oh, I see!
And we are fitting you in.
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Well, thank you for finding a hole,
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as the bishop said to the...
Shall we say 7 o'clock?
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Of course, and don't worry,
we shan't be there at 7 exactly.
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We are not your typical
cliched Germans.
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Good for you. We are always late.
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Me too. We'll be, like, about to
leave the house
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and Oliver will wanna fuck me
or something.
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God. Yeah!
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Tell me about it.
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I thought after seven years of being
together, he will start
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leaving me alone but, if anything,
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he finds me more attractive.
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What am I doing wrong?
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Peter's the same.
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Sometimes I'll be in the kitchen
and he'll just swoop
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and I'll be like,
"Put it away, love,
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"I'm trying to enjoy a sandwich,
here." We're gluten free.
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Gluten free, good to know. So I will
see you around 7 o'clock
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and tell Oliver to make it
a quickie!
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You can tell him that yourself.
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How long is a piece of string, huh?
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OK, see you later.
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Auf Wiedersehen!
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Fucking hell.
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Do you have any news?
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No, I just wanted to hear
your voice.
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Where is George?
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He's with Marvin in the park.
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Marvin? His friend.
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He picks his nose a lot.
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It's good to have a hobby.
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It's all happening.
He's settling down.
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You're meeting Eva and Oliver
on Thursday?
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Yes. All these grown-ups
taking care of us.
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I feel like I am trying to impress
your father all over again.
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Do you remember that time he caught
us kissing?
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First time or second time?
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Yeah, he saw you have hard-on and
hit it with a table lamp.
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Ah, third time.
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They're going to try to persuade you
to come and stay with us,
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you know that. Yes.
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I've been doing some research.
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You know, I could continue my
university degree here in Berlin.
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Yasmine, you can do that here
very easily, very easily.
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When is your interview for asylum?
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Three weeks.
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I've not laughed with you
for so long.
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You're really good at laughing.
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British joke?
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Tommy Cooper.
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They love him here.
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He wears a fez. Is he Muslim?
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I think convert, maybe.
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I love you.
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I know.
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Peter! Peter!
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Peter!
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How did you get here?
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Train, Tube, Tube, walk.
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Your mum's going to be worried
about you, John.
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This won't take long.
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Er, we're not plumbed in yet.
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Oh, right.
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How do you...? Piss down the lift
shaft. Does it make a good sound?
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Makes a great sound.
It's very satisfying.
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It's very satisfying indeed.
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I bet.
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Did the refugees leave?
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It's OK, it's all right,
it's all right, he's with me.
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How's your primavera?
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Good.
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How long are they staying for?
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As long as they need to.
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I mean, I'm not allowed up here,
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hardly in a position to
turf them out.
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Oliver and Eva are coming over for
dinner on Thursday.
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To meet Sami?
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To persuade him to move to Berlin.
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Right.
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You need to come. Says who?
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Him, me, Mum.
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Do you think your mum misses me,
John?
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You know your nose-hair trimmer on
the bathroom shelf?
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It does eyebrows as well
but, yes, the Multigroom, hm?
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Well, it went and I thought she
threw it out
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but I found it in the top drawer
of the cabinet.
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Top drawer? Yeah.
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I'm still top drawer...
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You're not on the shelf.
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What time Thursday?
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7 o'clock.
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Wear this.
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Why? Oliver's handsome. You need to
make an effort.
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What do you think?
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It's a game-changer. OK.
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See you Thursday. 7pm.
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Er, John.
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Do you...
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..miss me?
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Sort your nose out, as well.
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We didn't know that you
lived outside London.
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Dorking is right next door.
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Sami shouldn't be much longer.
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Right.
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The Uber car just kept on
going and going.
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I thought we were going
back to Germany.
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The Surrey hills, it's nicer.
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You live in the countryside,
like a family of squirrels.
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Oh.
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Sorry, what was that?
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Oh, Oliver was just saying how this
reminds us of our first house.
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Thank you.
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We were so poor.
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Poor you.
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You're not now, though, are you?
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No. Our house is a converted
shoe factory in Berlin.
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Gosh.
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I just realised.
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We live in a shoe factory,
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you live in a shoe box.
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It's perfect.
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Let's go into business.
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No, the shoe factory's no longer
operational. The shoe factory is no
longer operational.
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I mean, the start-up costs
would be enormous.
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And we've all got lives, haven't we?
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So, Oliver, you're here with work.
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Yes, yes, I'm lecturing my fellow
surgeons at the Imperial College.
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They seem to think that I know
something about replacing
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the mitral valve of the heart with
minimal invasive surgery.
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He does know something about it.
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I pioneered it.
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You've saved so many lives. Yeah.
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I mean, you're like an airbag.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It involves keyhole surgery,
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inserting a catheter through
the ribs.
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Well, I hate to disagree
with you, Oliver,
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but I always thought the way to a
man's heart was through his stomach.
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Er, no.
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No, the organ damage
would be catastrophic.
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Speaking of which, let me get you
both a drink.
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"She is tolerable but not handsome
enough to tempt me."
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Who said that? Darcy.
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Very good. Bravo.
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Finished.
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How was Pride And Prejudice?
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In the words of Jane Austen...
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00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,880
..we smashed it.
268
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,440
Can I go out?
269
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,840
Yes, back in an hour.
270
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,600
See you next week, Sami.
271
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,920
Yes.
272
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,840
Well, thank you.
273
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,160
Pleasure.
274
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,720
Would you like a glass of wine?
275
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:53,520
Er, no. I have to go home
for a very important dinner.
276
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,360
Well, you better check it.
277
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,400
Ah.
278
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,080
Still no.
279
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,560
Um...
280
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,920
..I am married.
281
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,560
So am I.
282
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,480
Hard, isn't it?
283
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,960
Yes.
284
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,320
It's important to be happy, Sami.
285
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,800
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
286
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,920
But, my wife and I, there is a great
distance between us right now.
287
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,280
Oh, same with me and Neil.
288
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,880
I feel as though we may as well be
living in different countries.
289
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,600
Well, we are.
290
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,120
Tell me about it.
291
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,600
We, my wife and I, we have been
through a lot.
292
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,840
We have been on a sinking ship.
293
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,840
Maybe you need to get off that ship?
294
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,800
I think we are talking about two
different ships.
295
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,600
Conference call wrapped up early.
296
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,880
What are we...?
297
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,160
Hello. Hello.
298
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,400
This is the tutor.
Oh, yeah, the refugee.
299
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,920
Don't nick anything.
300
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,280
It's not what it looks like.
301
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,440
Who wrote these?
302
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,040
I did.
303
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,400
You wrote these? To her?
304
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,160
She has asked me to leave.
305
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,040
You come over here, you...
306
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,360
OK, so what do you want to do?
307
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,760
I want to hit you.
308
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,360
Oh, for God's sake, Neil.
309
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,440
OK.
310
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,520
Uh...
311
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,600
I will sit down.
312
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,560
Can we hurry up, please?
I have to be home for dinner.
313
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,760
I'm preparing.
314
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,520
Same time next week?
315
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,960
Obviously he's decided he doesn't
want to meet us.
316
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,120
Hello? Yeah! Coming.
317
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,360
Ah. So, Sami.
318
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,640
Eva.
319
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,240
Oh, Sami.
320
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,080
So nice to meet you. Yes, you too.
321
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,720
Hi, oh, so sorry I'm late.
322
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,960
Where, where...?
323
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,320
Here, Sami.
324
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,920
What happened to your eye?
325
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,360
Pride.
326
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,440
And Prejudice.
327
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,600
Hi. Hello.
328
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,320
John didn't tell you he'd
invited me, did he?
329
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,480
No.
330
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,080
This is ridiculous. I'm going to go.
331
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,560
No, no, no. This is good.
332
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,680
This helps.
333
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,720
Come in.
334
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,240
Er, these are for you.
335
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,560
Thank you.
336
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,760
The florist said that peonies
are very special
337
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,520
cos they're only available for a few
months of the year.
338
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,560
I said, "They should be available
for longer."
339
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,680
The florist said,
"A peonies extension?"
340
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,680
And I said, "No, that's just the way
my trousers bunch up."
341
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,040
Right, that's the ice broken.
342
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,240
How's it going in there?
343
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,840
I see.
344
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,080
Where'd you get that?
345
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,960
Er, John wanted me to wear it.
346
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,760
Do you like it?
347
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,920
It was his dad's.
348
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,760
I'm sorry.
349
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,880
I'll take it off. No, no, no.
350
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,680
Keep it on. I like that he gave it
to you.
351
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,120
It's like a cat bringing you a
really fucked up mouse.
352
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,360
Bit weird but he means well.
353
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,840
Come on.
354
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,600
Welcome, Eva and Oliver, to the UK.
355
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,320
I hope you had a pleasant trip.
356
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,120
Better than mine, anyway.
357
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,480
Although Lufthansa these days,
I don't know.
358
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,840
We flew BA.
359
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,920
Hm.
360
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,080
I've never been on a plane.
361
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,200
Welcome.
362
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,920
Yasmine sends you a present.
363
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,360
I don't have anything for her.
364
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,440
Don't worry.
365
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,080
Join us in Berlin.
366
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,760
That is the only gift she wants.
367
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,840
So, Oliver, you are a heart surgeon.
368
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,480
I'm afraid I am.
369
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,040
You are a hero. No, no, no,
I am no hero.
370
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,200
John has a saying.
371
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,080
"Not all heroes wear capes."
372
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:13,960
Yes, indeed. Not all heroes wear
capes.
373
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,320
They do wear gloves, though.
374
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,360
Ha! Thor doesn't.
375
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,800
Have you ever touched a heart?
376
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,920
Sorry?
377
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,520
Like, a beating one? Have you ever
touched a live heart?
378
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,200
Yes, John, I have.
379
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,800
What's it like?
380
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,800
It's like touching God.
381
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,000
And thank you for asking
me this question.
382
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,080
Sami...
383
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,520
Is it slimy?
384
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,880
Little bit.
385
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,120
Got there in the end.
386
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,840
Sami, I have touched
a thousand human hearts
387
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:45,680
but it is very rare that someone
touches my heart.
388
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,520
Your beautiful wife
and your beautiful son,
389
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,320
they have touched my heart.
390
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,680
Thank you.
391
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,920
As you know, I'm a teacher and I've
taught thousands of children
392
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,520
but, actually, it's quite rare that
somebody teaches me something.
393
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:03,080
Sami has taught me compassion but
he's also taught me humility.
394
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,800
Thank you, Katy.
395
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,960
Thank YOU.
396
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,880
I'm a quantity surveyor and...
397
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,960
Sami, Eva and myself would
like to help you,
398
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,960
but I will be honest with you,
we do not have a family of our own
399
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,640
and we will never have children
because, well...
400
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,840
I do not want any.
401
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,600
And this is Eva's choice.
402
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,360
It is so body destroying.
403
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,200
Sami, you want your
family to come here.
404
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,520
UK, not Germany?
405
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,800
I think so, yes.
406
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,800
Even though it is leaving Europe.
407
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,160
Leaving Europe.
408
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,440
I can't believe you're doing this.
409
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,040
Sorry. You must be crazy.
410
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,760
Why would you? Yeah.
411
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,920
Feel like it, mate.
412
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,120
You are saying goodbye
to your neighbours
413
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,960
and friends to face
an uncertain future.
414
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,640
This is what we did when
we left Syria.
415
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,000
It seems like the perfect fit.
416
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,080
Sami.
417
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,280
Tolerance, tolerance.
418
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,560
This is why I want my family
in the UK.
419
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,440
White politicians, brown mayor,
beautiful black princess.
420
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,800
Tolerance.
421
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,320
Ignore my eye.
422
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,040
Sami, you know what Germany
can offer you.
423
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,280
More benefits, free movement in
Europe, a health service that works.
424
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,680
OK, there is nothing wrong
with the NHS.
425
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,480
It is on its knees.
426
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,360
Have you used it recently?
Thought not.
427
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,840
I walked into a hospital six months
ago with a medical emergency,
428
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,240
I was seen within 90 minutes.
429
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,640
What was the emergency?
430
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,160
I tore my frenulum.
Aw, can we not?
431
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,560
I'm sorry, that's not an emergency.
432
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,320
Yeah, well, tell that to
my frenulum, mate,
433
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,520
cos it didn't get the memo.
What is a frenulum, please?
434
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,720
Oh, shit!
435
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,000
Enough of this.
436
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,440
Sami, listen to me.
437
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,960
You are pushing your family
to the edge.
438
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,440
They want to stay in Germany.
439
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,680
Listen to them.
440
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,320
I'm trying to give us a choice.
441
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,480
Choice?
442
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:02,640
Believe me, you do not want to be
in this Brexit shit-hole.
443
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,520
OK, now, I said that I would
behave myself tonight
444
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,600
but that is absolutely a...
445
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,160
Say that again.
446
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,440
Brexit shit-hole.
447
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,320
We are leaving Europe.
448
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,880
What can I tell you? We love making
things hard for ourselves.
449
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,040
I mean, we're miles in a world of
kilometres.
450
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,360
We're hot and cold in a world of
mixer taps.
451
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,120
We're a three-pin plug in a world of
fuck off three-pin plugs.
452
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,280
We love underdogs so much we've
decided to become one.
453
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,120
We've chosen to live in a worse
kennel and, as the song says,
454
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,720
"We're shit and we know we are."
455
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,800
But you know what grows in shit?
Roses.
456
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,520
So, this rose is welcome to stay
and so is his family,
457
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,320
if that's what they decide. And I've
got two things to say to you.
458
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,600
A, if you don't like it,
you can fuck off.
459
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,200
And, B,
460
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,240
none of that pasta's gluten free.
461
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,600
Well, I thought that went very well.
462
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,000
Too much?
463
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,080
No.
464
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,440
No.
465
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,840
They weren't very nice.
466
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,720
They weren't very nice, were they?
467
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,360
No. No.
468
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,880
Er, look, Katy.
469
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,480
He's got the refugees
still staying with him.
470
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,800
How long can they stay there?
471
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,400
For as long as they can get away
with it.
472
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,040
Stay here.
473
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,920
For tonight?
474
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,800
For as long as you can get
away with it.
475
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,160
He's been pissing in
the lift shaft as well.
476
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,680
Yes, thank you, John.
477
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,840
Hello?
478
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,800
Eins, zwei, drei.
479
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,000
So? How did it go?
480
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,800
Erm, uh...
481
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,360
You still want to stay there,
don't you?
482
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,960
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