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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour
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Are you ready? Yes.
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Come on, you, let's leave him to it.
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# Every night in my dreams
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# I see you
I feel you
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# That is how I know you go on
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# Near
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# Far
Wherever you are
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Deal.
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# I believe that
the heart does go on. #
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What are they talking about?
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I don't know. It's all in Arabic.
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Such a romantic language.
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I want to rip your clothes off
and fuck your brains out!
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No, still all in Arabic.
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Still in Arabic.
No, still in Arabic.
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Peter, Katy, John!
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Look! Ah.
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Hi! I'm Yasmine.
This is George.
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Hi, George.
Where are they?
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Germany.
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Ah, Germany's good.
Germans are lovely.
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Yes, well, they have to be
these days, really, don't they?
Peter...
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Hi! I'm Eva, this is Oliver.
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Hi, Sami. Hello, everyone!
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Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello.
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Sami, it's incredible here, look.
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Oh, that's amazing. Lovely house.
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Thanks. Oliver is a heart surgeon.
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Gosh, really?
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Those are very cool.
Very cool, very cool!
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Yasmine and George are the
third Syrian refugee family
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we are hosting.
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This is Eva's passion,
but she does not look
for recognition.
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Oh, please, no,
this is not about recognition
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and it's exactly what
I write about in my blog.
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How many refugee families
have you hosted, Katy?
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Sami's our first.
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How did you meet him?
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That is a story for another time.
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Yes. Let's just say Sami
came with a lot of baggage.
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Very happy with that.
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Sami, get your ass over here.
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Oh, well, Sami loves the UK.
Don't you? God knows why.
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The people.
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Aw, please, you'll get me
going in a minute.
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He loves it here.
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Yes, not here, but here generally.
Peter...
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Yasmine and George, join me here
as soon as possible, please.
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Get your skates on?
Nailed it.
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Get your skates on!
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I will have final interview soon.
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Hopefully I become official refugee,
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we make a life for ourselves
in the UK.
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Bish, bosh, bash.
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Bish, bash, bosh.
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Bish, bish, bosh.
Bish, bash, bosh.
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Bish, bosh, bish, bash.
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Bish, bash, bosh.
Bish, bash, bosh.
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Germany is amazing! And the food,
there is this potato pancake...
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What is it again?
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Kartoffelpuffer.
Oh, Kartoffelpuffer.
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Kartoffelpuffer? Kartoffelpuffer.
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Ah, Kartoffelpuffer!
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She likes you. Ah, that's sweet. Ah.
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Did she say "doughnuts"? No, no.
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Sami, join us soon.
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We know what we're doing.
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George...
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Bish, bash, bosh.
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John, two minutes.
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Mum, I know what I want
for my birthday.
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Well, I've kind of got
everything, darling.
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No, this is crucial.
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By the way, Sami,
my birthday's this Friday.
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Ah, I heard a rumour.
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And what is this crucial gift?
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The VR kit George had.
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It's regrettably a little bit
out of my league.
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Mine, too. We've already got
your present.
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Is it made out of wood
like your Christmas present?
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Jenga. Went down like a wank
in a Wendy house.
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Yes. This is bullshit.
Swearing. It is, though.
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You, packed lunch.
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You, you're going to the
refugee centre.
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Maybe.
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Come on, free food probably,
those places always have nibbles.
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Nipples? Nibbles.
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Ah, meze.
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You, working from home,
Bolognese in the fridge.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
"Refugees welcome here"?
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REFUGEE welcome here.
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A refugee welcome here.
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Beware the refugee.
You see, that'd be useful.
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I think it's important.
It's virtue signalling.
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It's virtue signalling.
What is virtue signalling?
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Virtue signalling is...
It's very hard to describe,
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but you know it when you see it.
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Like scampi?
Yes, exactly, like scampi.
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Did you enjoy your scampi
last night, Sami?
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Oh, yes, thank you very much.
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So, come on,
what's virtue signalling?
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Virtue signalling is saving
a baby from a burning building
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while wearing tap shoes.
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Virtue signalling sounds amazing.
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For now.
Refugees welcome here for now.
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Refugees, welcome here,
you, not so sure.
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I was joking.
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Don't care, no more points
like that, please.
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Be nice.
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Go to the refugee centre, there'll
be people there that can help.
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I have you.
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Yeah, but let's be realistic, Sami,
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we're going to get fucking sick
of you soon.
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Ah, British sarcasm.
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This is why you have so many wars.
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"Excuse me, do you mind
if I invade Poland?"
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"Oh, just a little bit, Hitler."
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"Just a little bit? Really?
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"It's not the answer
I was expecting.
Thank you very much. Sieg Heil."
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Why do you hate
refugee centres so much?
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All these places are the same.
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There's always a table-tennis table
and then that European man
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with that hair
who comes to try and help you.
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What hair? It's...
John, what is it? The hair?
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Dreadlocks.
Dreadlocks.
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Yasmine seems lovely.
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Yes.
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You know, it's amazing
what you both have done.
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Holding on to all that love,
despite everything.
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It's not always been perfect.
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You know, we have our upside downs.
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Ups and downs.
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Ups and downs.
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You know, you leave Syria
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thinking this may solve
your marriage problems.
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You are leaving all your troubles
behind, but, don't worry,
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they still come.
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Like tiny illegals
inside your backpack,
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between your passport
and your pants,
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you cannot escape.
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Hi, Raj.
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Morning, mate.
Morning, mate.
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What is this?
Crossword.
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Ah, I like this.
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This is the cryptic crossword.
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"Cryptic"? Yeah.
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It's like every question
is a riddle.
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They're for pricks, basically.
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Can't do it, you feel like one.
Finish it, you look like one.
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Try me.
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Mate, even English people
can't do them.
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Try me.
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Four letters, "Leaves home",
begins with T.
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I don't have time for this.
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See you later.
See you.
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Yes, so what I was saying is,
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we became refugees because we could
not afford couples therapy.
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It could be worse, you could be
on Jeremy Kyle. Kyle, Kyle...
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Ah, the morning crouching man.
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Yeah, not that desperate.
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You need to be in the same place,
stop moving.
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Put down roots.
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Put down roots, yes.
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Tree.
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Huh?
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Leaves home, four letters, tree.
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Ah!
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Oh, boy's a fucking genius.
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Yeah!
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It's a tree!
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Go on.
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Cavendish is a wanker.
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OK. Come on.
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Mr Cavendish has had to take
the afternoon off,
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so I will be covering for him.
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He says to read chapter six of 1945
in Foundation Of The Welfare State.
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Miss, could you turn the light on?
I can't see the board. Yeah.
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No.
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Miss, I think you've got
some pen under your eye.
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Really?
Nah, Miss, the other one. Don't.
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Everything all right, Miss?
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I've got something in my eye.
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Everything all right at home, Miss?
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Is it your relationship, Miss?
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Oh, God, is this
a practical joke?
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Because if it is,
it is absolutely...
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..brilliant.
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Christ, that is sophisticated.
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Hello. Who are you?
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I'm Magnus.
Magnus.
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Magnus, welcome to the
Long Road Refugee Centre.
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Can I just say you are safe here?
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Whatever animals
in your homeland did this to you,
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they cannot hurt you anymore.
No, I, work here.
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Where are you from?
Hackney.
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And you are from Syria?
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Dorking.
Just off the M25.
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Now THAT'S a long road.
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I'll catch up with you in a bit.
Very good.
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Hey, you, play.
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OK.
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Now I warn you.
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I was in a migrant camp
for seven months in Italy
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and I have a very competitive son.
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So I got pretty good at...
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Right. That was a warm-up.
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One, nothing.
OK, you've started.
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Right.
Be honest,
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you like humiliating refugees,
don't you?
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You are like Hungary in a dress.
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Sorry.
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Beware the refugee.
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I...just got really angry.
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It was like, something took me over.
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I guess I'm like the Hulk
in that way.
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You are not the Incredible Hulk.
Hulk. They dropped "the incredible"
in The Avengers.
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And why do you think they did that?
Because there's nothing incredible
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about hitting people, John.
It is not incredible to destroy.
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That is why they dropped the word
incredible. I think it was
a copyright issue. Smart arse.
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Don't care.
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Whose sunglasses are they?
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Mr Rajaratnam's.
How do I look?
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You look like a good female
cricketer. I'll take that!
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Detention starting today for a week.
I want go back to my old school!
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Your dad stopped paying the fees, so
you're going have to slum it with me
and the Bash StreetKids.
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Don't blame Dad, get Peter
to pay them. He can't do that.
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He gets organic vegetables
delivered.
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He can do whatever he wants.
You're not his responsibility.
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And I'm not ready to ask him.
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Why have you chosen
another crap dad for me?
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Hurts, don't it?
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It didn't sound
like I thought it would.
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How did you think it'd sound?
Doosh!
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Oh, yeah.
What did actually sound like?
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Boof!
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Have you ever punched someone?
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Yeah. Who?
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Your dad.
What did it sound like?
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Doof!
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There we are.
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You OK?
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Excuse me. What?
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I know you.
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I don't think so.
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No, I...I do, from back home.
Damascus, yes?
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Eh, look, I've never met you before,
sorry.
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No, I know your face, I know...
Fuck off!
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Sorry. I...
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Palmyra Palace Restaurant!
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You own
the Palmyra Palace Restaurant!
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I eat there all the time!
Eh, ate there!
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Akid, akid!
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Leo. Sami!
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English, English.
We are here now.
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The Palmyra Palace Restaurant is the
best restaurant in all of Damascus.
257
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,760
You don't know that.
Hey, I did my research.
258
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,640
Your fatteh was...and, oh,
your habibi, your baba ganoush...
259
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,080
With the smoked paprika?
I love that baba ganoush!
260
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,200
I had three bowls every time.
Three bowls?
261
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,800
That baba ganoush was complimentary.
I know.
262
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,040
And I thought that Assad
would destroy my business.
263
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,960
It was good baba ganoush.
264
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,360
How is the restaurant?
265
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,520
I'm sorry.
266
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,760
Ah! A new chapter begins.
267
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,760
Katy! Yeah! Get up here!
268
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,920
No! You come down here. I'm tired.
269
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,400
It's an emergency!
270
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,280
I told you it can't take that
kind of volume. Use a plunger.
271
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,880
Katy!
272
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,920
You've been here two years? Almost.
One with family.
273
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,800
You? Oh, family in Berlin.
274
00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,600
It's a long story. But I'm living
with an English family for now.
275
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,120
I got here last week.
Put your number in there.
276
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,680
Thank you.
So, eh...
277
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,040
..you like this British family? Oh!
278
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,840
Let me tell you, Leo,
279
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:17,440
they are the nicest people
I have ever met in my entire life.
280
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,920
Katy! Yes.
281
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,160
Don't come too close!
Don't come too close!
282
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,000
I knew it.
283
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,560
Don't touch it!
284
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,680
Peter. I bloody knew it.
Be very careful what you say next.
285
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,200
I was suspicious of him, the first
time he got out of our car.
286
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,800
I know. And you ridiculed me.
287
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,320
What? You laughed at me.
288
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,000
You said he's lost,
he's alone, he needs help.
289
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,720
Well, I can smell trouble.
I've got a nose for these things
290
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,240
and it's been twitching
like squirrel fucking nutkin!
It's nougat and fireworks.
291
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,960
We're harbouring a member
of Islamic State!
292
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,800
He's infiltrated
the very fabric of Dorking!
293
00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,560
He's turned our home
into a terrorist cell.
294
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,720
Maybe it's a splinter cell.
What is a splinter cell?
295
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,840
I don't know,
but he knows, don't you worry...
It's nougat and fireworks.
296
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,760
He's bought them
for John's birthday.
297
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,600
It's nougat and fireworks, Peter.
298
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,840
It's nougat and fucking fireworks!
299
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,760
Your suitcase is under the bed.
300
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,680
Peter,
you will never guess who I met.
301
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,600
Leo from Damascus.
302
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:39,360
He just walked into the refugee
centre, the king of baba ganoush.
303
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,520
That's wonderful, Sami.
Where are you going, Peter?
304
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,320
I'm going to go away for a bit.
305
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,800
Something happened?
306
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,400
I think it's for the best.
307
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,280
Make sure everyone's
all right, please. Of course.
308
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,240
Oh, and, eh...
309
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,120
..give John this on Friday.
310
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,080
How long will you be away, Peter?
311
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,680
I don't know.
312
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,920
I will miss you.
313
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,600
What is baba ganoush?
314
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,000
Smokey aubergine dip.
315
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,720
Careful, Sami!
316
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,880
Happy Birthday, John!
317
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,320
Here, open this one next.
318
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,160
Who's it from? Oh!
319
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,600
Whoa! Thank you so, so much!
Thank you so much!
320
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,640
Hey, eh, read the label.
321
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,920
I'm going to go set it up. Yeah.
322
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,840
Sami? Yeah? Come upstairs.
323
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,000
Why? Just come upstairs!
324
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,000
George?
325
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,200
Habibi, Papa!
326
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,840
George, habibi, baba!
327
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,040
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