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This programme contains strong
language.
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You all right back there, John?
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Yes, Peter.
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You haven't said anything
since Calais, darling.
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I'm watching Avengers. What was your
favourite part of the holiday, mate?
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Watching Avengers.
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See this is what I'm talking about.
John, don't be rude.
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It's puberty. Great!
Looking forward to that...
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Three years of Pornhub and silence.
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What are pubes for?
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Nothing, John.
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They're, erm...
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Well, they're just detail really,
you know?
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Garnish. Garnish?
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Yes, garnish like onions...
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..on a hot dog.
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They're for warmth.
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Yes - I mean, you wouldn't want to
rely on them, you know, buy a scarf.
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Whatever!
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John, it is about time you started
treating Peter
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as part of the family.
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But he's not.
Well, I am actually, mate, so...
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All right, how old's Mum?
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Oh...
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How old's mum if you know her so
well?
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You don't have to answer that.
No, no, no, it's all right.
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Piece of advice for you, Jonathan.
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True gentleman never reveals a
lady's age.
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Always good to knock a year or two
off it - so with that in mind,
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your mother is 37.
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36. I'm 36.
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What's Batman up to back there,
mate?
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Not a Marvel character.
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AND here we are!
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Home sweet home.
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Our home.
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Let us in first please, love.
I can't find my keys.
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OK...
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Satchel from the extended
Marvel Universe?
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Don't let him out, don't let him
out!
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You're not coming out until the
police arrive! No! No, don't call
the police!
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You through? Waiting.
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Hey!
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If you don't let me out, I will open
this champagne inside your beautiful
car!
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Whoa! OK, you are not opening that.
That is vintage Dom Perignon.
I bought it in France
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and this car is on a very strict
leasing agreement!
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It's a lavish interior! Stop that!
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Stop that! I warned you!
I've travelled 3,000 km to get here.
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I'm in a very celebratory mood!
You're not coming out!
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You want Lewis Hamilton?
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You get Lewis Hamilton!
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Don't want Lewis Hamilton,
don't want Lewis Hamilton!
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Put the phone down! OK, OK...
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What's your name?
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Sami.
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How did you get in?
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You stopped at the petrol station
near Calais.
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How did you fit in?
Where's the rest of our bags?
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At a petrol station near Calais.
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Oh, for fuck's sake... I'm sorry!
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Where, am I?
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Dorking.
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Not London? That's a shame.
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What's wrong with Dorking?
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Oh - no, nothing!
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It's...
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Lots of potential.
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Piss off!
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Please don't call the police again.
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I said...
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.."piss off".
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Thank you.
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Dorking!
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Beautiful day.
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It's turning a bit chilly.
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Just chilly enough, Katy.
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I love it.
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How do you know my name?
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In the car.
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You were talking, I was listening.
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Of course.
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Puberty very difficult time for
everyone.
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Your English is very good, you know.
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I teach it in Damascus.
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Oh, right, you're from Syria?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm a teacher, too,
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at state school down the road.
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State school?
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High school?
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Ah, me too!
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They are this tall and they are very
naughty.
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So naughty...
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But...
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This year they are all playing
truant.
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Little fuckers!
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Oh, sorry I see what you mean now.
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It's fine.
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But no swearing, huh?
See me after school.
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Do you have a family?
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I have a wife and I have a boy.
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Are they safe?
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Syria to Libya, safe.
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Boat to Italy, safe.
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Smugglers take us from Italy, not
safe.
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We got split up.
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And now, no news.
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Listen, Sami?
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I want to help you.
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Let me give you some money.
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No - no, no. Yes - look take, erm...
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Haven't got any cash on me.
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Oh, Katy, please, really it's fine.
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No, I'm helping you.
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That is it, I'm helping you.
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Here.
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What is this?
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It's a Cafe Nero loyalty card.
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OK!
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You get a stamp for every coffee you
buy and every nine stamps,
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you get a free one.
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I have two stamps.
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Yes. I need seven more stamps.
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Yes, you do. I'm afraid I'm in no
position to speculate
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on the coffee market like this.
I know. It's shit!
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If you would like to help,
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there IS something you can do for
me.
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No. He hasn't got a UK SIM.
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Just lend him your work phone.
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My work phone is not for
recreational use.
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He wants to tell his wife he's
alive,
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not WhatsApp her a picture of his
balls.
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Yes, well I don't know how they...
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..greet each other in their culture.
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You've got an unlimited
international package.
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It's not going to cost you anything.
Katy...
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Just do it.
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One call.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What's wrong with you?
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What do you mean, what's wrong with
me?
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You're scared of him. I'm not scared
of him. I just don't want him in the
house. We don't know who he is.
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He could be a criminal, he could be
a terrorist, he could have Ebola.
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Sami! What?
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Do you have Ebola?
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Not really.
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Ebola free. Look, my point is...
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Aargh!
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Is that your Ebola impression? Yes.
Yes, thank you so much for that.
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My point is, the borders have been
left unchecked for years!
We were a soft touch.
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Oh, well thank God you voted Leave
then cos that's all going very well.
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I wanted to send a message to
Westminster.
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What did it say? "Hi, I'm a twat?"
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No...
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I just don't want him in the house.
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It's my house.
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It's ringing!
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Voicemail.
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Yazmin...
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..Donking.
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Dorking.
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Dorking.
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Katy, John...
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Peter! Peter!
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I'll leave your phone here?
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Just here.
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In case she calls back.
He's staying the night.
What? No, he's not. No he's not!
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Sami, would you like another cup of
tea?
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For God's sake.
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Yes!
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Yes?
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We had a call from this address
about a man trapped in a car?
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Right.
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False alarm, I hung up.
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We try and follow up interrupted
emergency calls.
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Good for you.
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All right, mate?
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Hi.
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What's your name?
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Sami.
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I'm friend of Peter and Katy.
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Old friend.
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Thank you, John.
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And how long have you been here?
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Six years, and one half.
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Six and one half years.
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I meant today.
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Oh! A few hours.
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I think I will make another
sandwich.
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Ah!
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My one weakness.
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Chocolate spread.
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It's my favourite.
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Thank you so much for coming with me
to Croydon.
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Yes, we can thank Katy.
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Well, thank you also.
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I know, Peter, you must...
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..think I am 100% to the maximum son
of a bitch.
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I hide in your car, I impose on
you...
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I understand.
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If you do this to me I will be,
"Aargh!
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"Pfft!"
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What is your job, Peter?
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I'm in construction.
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You build your house?
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Katy's house - no.
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I'm a quantity surveyor.
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What is this?
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It's the management of materials and
costs for construction projects.
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I mean, if anything it's cost
minimisation
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without jeopardising safety
standards and quality.
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Sounds quite boring.
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Well, depends how you define boring.
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That.
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Mr Ibrahim?
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Do you need medical help? No.
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Are you hungry?
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I'm always hungry.
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Don't tuck it in.
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Forefinger on the pad.
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No, a forefinger.
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Biometrics have no match for you on
watch lists or Eurodac.
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Is that good for me?
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It's good for everyone.
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My name is Sami Ibrahim,
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and I wish to claim asylum in the
United Kingdom.
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Mr Ibraham... I love United Kingdom.
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Winston Churchill, Elizabeth II,
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Top Gear - even the one with Joey.
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It is my dream to live here.
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We are not interviewing you.
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I don't understand.
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Can we get you an interpreter?
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What? You said you didn't
understand.
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You inferred you needed an
interpreter.
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I implied it - YOU inferred it.
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Can I get YOU an interpreter?
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This isn't QI.
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I don't know where my family is!
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Help me!
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Help me, please!
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Today is not an assessment.
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Today is a screening.
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We take details.
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We will then ask you to attend a
more in-depth interview
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at a later date.
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Do you understand?
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Yes.
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You arrived in the vehicle of a
Mr Peter Guest?
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Yes, Peter is a good man.
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That's not important today.
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I owe him.
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Sorry?
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I owe him.
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That is how you say it, yes?
I owe him.
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How much do you owe him?
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A lot.
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Smuggled him into the country,
I'll fucking smuggling him out!
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I'm the innocent one here.
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I'm Mandela!
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I'm Cliff!
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This programme contains strong
language.
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So, how much longer is he going
to be held for?
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Look, I can't say. This is
ridiculous.
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Smuggler?! He couldn't smuggle
a Dr Pepper into a fucking cinema.
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Whoa, whoa! Just watch the
language, please.
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You lay a finger on him, I will
come down on you like a shitstorm.
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I'm not going anywhere by the way.
270
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,200
Consider this a protest.
271
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,240
Battery's gone, where's the charger?
Uh...
272
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,400
Petrol station near Calais.
273
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,960
I'm OK. I'm all right,
I'm all right.
274
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,880
My blood sugar was low but someone
had a garibaldi, I'm all right now.
275
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,120
Oh, baby. Come on.
276
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,680
How was jail?
277
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,280
Didn't let it beat me, John.
278
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,400
They can lock you up
but...true freedom?
279
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,520
Well that lies within
the human spirit.
280
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,160
How long was I in for?
281
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,480
Two and a half hours.
282
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,960
Let's go home. Let's go home.
283
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,800
I mean, they offered me
a blanket but I refused.
284
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,000
It was clearly mind games but, uh...
285
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,520
What's he doing here?
286
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,640
I am an asylum seeker!
287
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,000
It is official!
288
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,480
How long were you in there for?
289
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,960
About 35 minutes.
290
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,160
You swan in and out and they
virtually bang me up!
291
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,760
Is everyone on drugs? Right,
everyone in the car, please.
292
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,200
Peter, that's not funny!
Back seat, Sami!
293
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,360
Very hilarious! Thank you very much!
294
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,240
Whose is this?
295
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,920
Mine. May I use it?
296
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,920
Absolutely not. Of course.
297
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,440
Actually, I already used it.
298
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,280
Buy me another. God willing.
299
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,360
Hard bristle!
300
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,160
You like him, don't you?
301
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,320
Mm-hm.
302
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,520
Why?
303
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,880
He's on an adventure. And the towel.
304
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,720
Well, he's...had a long, hard
journey to get here.
305
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,720
Yeah. It must've been really
uncomfortable
306
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,000
in the back of the car.
307
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,560
Exactly.
308
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,120
He's very lucky that your
mother's let him stay
309
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,080
but when it's time for him to go...
310
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,120
..he will be on his way.
311
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Like you.
312
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,760
What?
313
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,200
She allows you to stay here.
314
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,720
Well, yes, I know, but... And when
it's time for you to go,
315
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,120
you'll be on your way.
316
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,600
You don't like him, do you?
317
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,960
I'm sizing him up.
318
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,200
I'm sizing you up.
319
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,280
Yes, a good chat. Good chat.
320
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,160
Long day. Long day.
321
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,640
Do you think he's going to be warm
enough on the sofa?
322
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,400
I've left the heating on.
He'll be fine.
323
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,760
He's only here a night
then he's gone.
324
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,040
Oh, for God's sake, Peter,
please try.
325
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,040
I'm doing my best. Yeah, I know.
326
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,240
And if I move my things in... Peter,
we've only been seeing each other
327
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,920
for ten months. Well, yes but I'm
just saying, if I moved my stuff
328
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,120
in... Pickfords can't solve this for
you, love.
329
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,320
Maybe it's too soon for both of us,
hm?
330
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,760
I mean, we both came into this
from tough places.
331
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,480
Have you ever looked back at
our dating profiles?
332
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,640
All the time.
333
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,520
"English rose seeks tender
gardener."
334
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,880
Now why do you think you wrote that?
I was feeling a bit vulnerable.
335
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,880
It makes sense. When did she break
off the engagement? 2001.
336
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,840
So maybe you're a little bit
out of practice.
337
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,240
We have a good time
though, don't we?
338
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,720
The holiday was nice.
339
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,280
The holiday was lovely.
340
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,200
I don't understand the problem then.
I don't understand what I'm...
341
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,000
Right, well the problem is, the nice
times take care of themselves.
342
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,800
I need you close in the difficult
ones as well. Embrace this.
343
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,440
No - this, Sami. I am embracing
this. I'm embracing...
344
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,520
He's lost and alone and he
needs looking after.
345
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,480
He's not Paddington. Yes, he is.
He's exactly fucking Paddington.
346
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,960
OK, you know what? Time for Peter
to have his say. Look...
347
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,200
Stop! Peter time. Because I think
part of the problem here,
348
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,720
is that I don't speak up enough.
349
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,880
Now, I'm here because I adore you.
350
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,960
But I'm also here to protect you.
351
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,640
That's the natural way. Oh...
352
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,680
And if that man downstairs is
Paddington,
353
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,120
then, I'm sorry, but I'm fresh out
of marmalade sandwiches.
354
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,640
And if that makes me Eeyore then
hell, I guess I'm Eeyore.
355
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,200
And I know I've mixed my bears up,
but frankly,
356
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,280
go tell it to Christopher Robin cos
I couldn't give two shits!
357
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,840
Thought I'd keep you company.
358
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,080
First night in the UK and all that.
359
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,040
She kicked you out of bed.
360
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,080
We have both been exiled by an
unstoppable force.
361
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,000
What are they?
362
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,400
What do you keep eating?
363
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,640
Dates.
364
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,120
Date? No, thanks.
365
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,400
You're not my type.
366
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,120
A date is the refugee's best friend.
367
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,800
It nourishes you.
368
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,480
Hydrates you.
369
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,000
And it's not very big.
370
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,600
It's good if you are in a small
space for a long time
with no rest room.
371
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,800
That is absolutely disgusting.
372
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,920
Perfect for the man on the go.
373
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,640
You do not know how grateful I am.
374
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,160
Yeah.
375
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,040
Good.
376
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,680
Peter?
377
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,000
What?
378
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,600
Is there anything you would like
to ask me?
379
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,960
What do you mean?
380
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,480
Well...
381
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,120
..you have not actually asked me
anything about myself
382
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,400
since I got here.
383
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,800
No, you're all right.
384
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,960
Please.
385
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,520
What side of the road do you drive?
386
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,440
The one without the tank there.
387
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,200
Is that the right? Sometimes.
388
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,360
OK, because here, you see...
You drive on the left, yes.
389
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,040
The whole world knows how proud
you are of this.
390
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,440
Yeah.
391
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,320
It's something different, isn't it?
392
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,640
You would love my wife.
393
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,160
She sings.
394
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,680
All the time.
395
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,040
God, she loves to sing.
396
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,240
She must have a beautiful voice.
397
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,360
Actually it's fucking terrible!
398
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,880
Sometimes we sing together.
399
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,640
You do not want to hear that.
400
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,000
No wonder there is a war on.
401
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,800
George, he hates it, but...
402
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,360
..we love it.
403
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,640
You'll get your family back,
you know.
404
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,720
Yes.
405
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,480
Is there anything I can do?
406
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,720
To make you feel more at home?
407
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,000
Actually, yes.
408
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,280
What?
409
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,120
Tear down those two walls
and blow up the toilet.
410
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760
Goodnight, Sami.
411
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,000
Goodnight, Peter.
412
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,000
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