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- [Bettie] Andy.

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Andy.

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- Who are you?

- I'm illusion.

- You're illusion?

- Then you're not real?

- Of course I'm real.

Feel me.

Touch me.

Hold me.

Caress me.

- Pardon me, may I cut in?

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- Hi folks, my name is Bobby Shields.

We'd like to welcome you to

Irving Klaw's musical variety show.

The producer of this show has gone through great expense

to bring to you six of the most lovely dolls

direct from Paris,

Paris, France.

Folks, when these four girls come out,

I want you to give them a great hand,

because these two dolls are beautiful.

Ladies and gentlemen, here she is now,

let's get together and meet that very delightful,

that sultry siren of the South land,

the very lovely Bettie Page.

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- [Narrator] Starring Lili St. Cyr,

it's new, it's daring, it's exciting,

see the beautiful, exotic Lili St. Cyr

in her most sensational full-length feature

filmed in dazzling Eastman Color.

See the sensuous striptease dance by glamorous Lili St. Cyr,

appealing and revealing in Varietease.

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See lovely Bettie Page's scorching harem dance,

and you'll know why Bettie

is the nation's number one pinup girl.

See the lively can-can by vivacious Twinnie Wallen.

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Varietease, produced and directed by Irving Klaw,

world-famous pinup king.

Varietease is exciting and entertaining,

with its beautiful dancing girls.

It has comedy routines and a novelty dance number

by clever female impersonator, Vicki Lynn,

and fresh new songs.

♫ Beneath the Gaelic moon

♫ Moon moon and moon

♫ What apparition

♫ I am oh

- [Narrator] Don't miss this

thrilling new full-length Eastman Color film,

starring Lili St. Cyr.

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- [Narrator] To this theater soon.

Teaserama stars voluptuous Tempest Storm,

that lovely hurricane of your life.

Teaserama is an all new full-length feature film

that's entertaining and colorful.

Seeing is believing, so see for yourself

why Tempest Storm is the biggest attraction

in burlesque today,

so big we had to use widescreen to film Teaserama.

Teaserama is a complete, all new burlesque show,

filmed in beautiful new Eastman Color,

a $4 show for the price of a movie ticket.

Teaserama features the world's most beautiful, exotic girls

who strip to please.

Exotic Trudy Wayne, burlesque's body beautiful,

Betty Page, the nation's top pinup queen,

famed female impersonator Vicki Lynn's sexy novelty dance.

Is it really male or female?

See the humorous burlesque comedians,

Joey Ross and Dave Star,

with their gags and funny blackout skits.

Teaserama is a daring riot of color, music, and laughs.

See the gorgeous striptease queens in action

as they display their charms.

Tempest Storm is the girl with the 40-plus bust

who goes 3-D two better.

Tempest Storm in her boudoir is every man's dream girl.

There's sexy seconds to every minute in Teaserama.

See the daring display of torsos in Teaserama

as the dancers strip to please.

See Betty Page's dozen changes of scanty costumes.

Don't fail to see Teaserama.

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("American Pie")

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