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None of this is of any importance.
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Johanna, Helena, birgitte, -
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- Stella Martha.
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- Again? What are they thinking of?
- Mr. Johansen to see the boss.
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I must have the accounts. Give me
last month's figures for Martha.
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They're nearly always
the same, anyway.
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Cable them immediately.
They cannot ignore us like this.
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Ss Martha, you beautiful barge
you're like a playful silver tuna
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people say you're an ugly duckling
dented and rusty and full of filth
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as slow as a snail
and ugly as sin
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they don't know your true charm
good old Martha we love you
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88 Martha lovely lady
fickle as a girl in the spring
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but you know you've friends galore
ss Martha we love you.
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Wake up! Chop-chop!
Get on with it, man.
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There you are, sir. Your trousers.
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Are we going ashore
to get some birds?
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- Imay be meeting a young lady, yes.
- Is that right?
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- Extremely wealthy, too.
- You promised to take me along.
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- To where you could get a shag.
- Of course. We can arrange that.
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- You mean arrange it this time?
- How old are you?
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I'll be seventeen in two weeks.
Shall I shine your shoes?
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Damn!
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There's lousy Martha!
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Boneheads!
Arseholes! Norwegian bastards!
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- What an old dung barge!
- Winkles!
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- What's going on?
- I have to signal.
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- Hello?
- What the hell is going on?
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- Well, we have to signal.
- Signal? I've bloody had it!
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Don't you dare use my pressure
for that frigging nonsense!
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That's enough of that, thank you.
Full speed ahead.
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Get this bloody coffin sailing!
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I won't have you signalling
all the bloody time!
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- Alf!
- Yes, yes, I'll get it done.
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Aleksander! Don't do that.
Don't just stand there!
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- Steady as she goes.
- Aye-aye, skipper.
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- Is sparks in?
- Yeah.
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- Be quiet, man.
- I'm sorry.
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There
I think I have managed to -
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- cross a grace de Monaco
with a remontant poulsen.
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- Any telegrams?
- Yes, one. But it's rubbish.
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Where is it? Let me see.
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"June's figure
equestrian intermediately."
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We've had that cable every morning
for years. It's time you learn it.
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It says: "June figures
requested immediately."
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- I can't help it
- easy. Dyslexia is nobody's fault.
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I can't I can't help it.
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- And we need 4 lbs. Of saffron.
- Do you know how much that costs?
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Do you want me to make
bouillabaisse without saffron?
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Watson
Mr. Watson? There's a telegram.
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Again?
What are they thinking of?
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- I thought we sent the figures.
- I have other things to do.
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- Keep the capitalist gits waiting!
- It's hard when prices are going up.
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- Can't we get it done this time?
- Impossible. We need supplies.
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We're not supposed to starve,
are we?
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Come and get it, dinner is ready
time to have a simple repast
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not all dishes are flambée
but the supply of booze is vast
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delicacies abound, how lovely
and all thanks to Martha too
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dear old girl, we 're so grateful
steaks and beer, sausage and deer
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lovely rissoles filleted sole
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the mere sight raises our spirits
thanks for the food and the beer
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our ship is peaceful like no other
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when we sit down together
for our fodder
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don't it half make you glad
just to look at such a spread
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there's no brottsjoe herring.
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Ss Martha do what you want to
take it easy, that's all right
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take a punch, give your headbutts
enjoy life as long as it's in sight
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some only idle
when they have idle hands
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for others idling is
one of life's demands
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we have idled about
we are really really idle louts
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ss Martha, now what's happening
you are steaming full speed ahead
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is it maybe because we are getting
close to the one, you know who
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the one you fancy
the quay of piraeus
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the one you're hugging once more
while we 're living it up ashore.
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Take the pump as such.
The shaft is fine, -
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- but the pressure is at the other
end. And that's where the leak is.
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Then the valve screws up,
and that's the problem every time.
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- This bushing is a good idea.
- If the crappy thing could hold.
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- What about a split pin?
- It'll never be tight.
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That's right. What nonsense.
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We could give it some grease.
With wood shavings.
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And some twist,
then tie it up with steel wire.
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- That might just hold.
- Isn't that a halifax Leeds 1921?
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- Yes. What about it?
- Then it will never hold.
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A fellow countryman. How nice.
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This is chief engineer brovst.
I'm alf anmender.
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Knud.
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A halifax Leeds has a capacity
of 100 gallons a minute, -
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- which gives a maximum effect
of three atmospheres.
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- So a home-made bushing's no good.
- I should think I know about this.
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Didn't know they still existed.
What are you sailing on? A steamer?
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Yes. The Martha.
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I'll be damned. That old rust bucket?
Let's have another. Waiter?
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- No, thank you. Ow!
- It's our round.
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- Pull yourself together!
- Wake up, man.
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You could use a bandage.
Give it a babbitt brushing.
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- It needs soldering with alloy.
- "Solder with alloy." Typical.
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- Maybe welding would do.
- Welding? Phew. Ow, dammit!
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- But will such a weld hold?
- Yes, if it's done properly.
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Of course, of course.
Do you like welding?
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I'm a trained welder.
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Let's have another round, shall we?
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Bosun, did you Bury the sausage?
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Oh, shut up!
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Hey! You can't leave!
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We 're going to pump!
We 're going to have fun!
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Let's have some music!
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We're waiter ...!
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We're going to
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did he fall?
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Pull, for Christ's sake!
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Have you got him? We 're there.
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We should have found a lighter guy.
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- Stop! Go away! I want to get off'
- we only want what's good for you.
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You'll get a beer in a minute,
then you'll feel a lot better.
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- I demand an explanation.
- Oh, shut up!
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- There's plenty of water, captain.
- Oh, shut up!
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- Well, I'll be damned.
- Yeah. That's how she looks.
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- Well, bugger me.
- Ah, it's time for lunch.
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It's in the mess. This way.
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Come in. Do sit down.
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I need some information.
Can I talk to the captain?
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Are you in charge of this pile
of scrap? I'm not prepared to
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it's not me, it's him.
He's the c-c-c-captain.
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- What are you doing on board?
- Yes, what are you doing here?
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That's what I'd like to know.
If anyone would care to explain.
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Comrades, allow me
to have the pleasure to -
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- introduce our new third engineer,
knud, who signed on last night.
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I was press-ganged.
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Did the engine-room take on more
crew? That's not within our budget.
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- We do all the hard work.
- What do you mean by that?
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I don't want to debate
while I'm eating.
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The bond of friendship, which has
tied us together all these years
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I've bloody well had it!
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So let's all raise our glass
to our new colleague, knud, -
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- and wish him the best of tuck
on board the Martha.
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Damn pump! Alfi
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come on, alf.
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- Hurry up, goddammit!
- It's always me who has to go.
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Come on, alf, get on with it.
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- I've got the grease and the twist.
- It's not that simple.
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Let me try.
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- We 're not going anywhere, captain.
- Buzz off, kid.
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- We must replace the pump in port.
- Impossible. That costs money
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- and it's impossible to find one.
- We can buy a lavatory pump.
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It's the same principle.
Almost the same measurements.
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I don't want any bog pump here!
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Put the pressure on. Carefully.
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It seemed to work but then it didn't
and then it worked all the same
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Martha, you need careful handling
otherwise you won't be tamed.
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Good morning, bosun,
will we get it in abradan?
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If it's gonorrhea
you're talking about.
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- Why aren't we going that way?
- Not enough water in the straits.
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But it's much quicker that way.
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- You promised I could come.
- You'd better serve breakfast.
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Your morning snifter, skipper.
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In Copenhagen, drama takes place.
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Shipowner o.P. Andersen gets
to his office 20 minutes early.
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The reason can be found
in abradan and Norway.
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O.p. Has been negotiating with the
sheik of abradan about a contract -
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- for the shipment of oil from
recently found Wells in the sheikdom.
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O.p. Andersen has heard that
Norwegian Tor amundsen, -
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- his rival and mortal foe,
has contacted the sheik -
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- and has unexpectedly gained the
upper hand. It's time to act.
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Send a message to the sheik that I
wish to meet him in Athens soon.
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- Yes, sir.
- The mail!
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And there's the report from Rome.
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Send a cable to Rome. Tell my
daughter to meet me in Athens.
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She's going too far.
We have to think of our reputation.
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- That's bloody clever, that is.
- Yes, thank you.
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- And after erasing the figures
- I write in new ones.
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Our income is too small.
So we have to reduce the costs.
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That's because the blood leeches
want a profit out of every penny.
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That's why we toil and sweat
till our fingers bleed.
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- So this is "embezzlement"?
- I 'd call it embellishment.
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But the bills must be paid.
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- Have you received wages of late?
- Wages? Oh, right, now I see
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- he takes 75 % off your wages.
- Which covers the bare necessities.
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- So it's me who pays for everything!
- Yes, you. And me. Us.
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The workers pay so the shareholders
can afford their excesses.
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Cars and planes, and their
idle wives who want diamonds.
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- That's why we toil and sweat.
- We don't toil that much.
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No, that's because we trick them.
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And turn out a nice little profit.
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- Why?
- Otherwise, Martha couldn't sail.
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No. They'll just scrap her.
They haven't got a clue.
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Well, so what?
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So what?
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We can just get another ship
to sail, can't we?
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Well
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Martha, it doesn't look that good
life is over before you think
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mountains crumble, trees can fall
but old Martha must never sink.
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- A machine pool?
- Yeah. That's the thing, you see.
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Ships don't have
real machinery any more.
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I can't stand diesel.
A combine harvester, that's better.
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- You want to be a farmer?
- Yeah. You want to be a midwife.
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Yes, but it's not so easy.
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The last time I thought I nearly
had it. Her dad was in oil.
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Turned out he had a
service station in Texas.
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They always get you into trouble.
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The last time was in piraeus.
She was cute. Helene was her name.
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- From the tavern?
- Yes, right next to the barber's.
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What, do you know her too?
She isn't half lively, is she?
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She's a beauty. Amazing thighs.
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- Have you seen her from behind?
- I sure have.
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- Sack him? Halfdan?
- Yes, to be honest.
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The kid's hopeless.
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Yes, of course, but to sack him?
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That's serious business.
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- Maybe the boy isn't well.
- You could try to talk to him.
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Piffle! He needs a good hiding.
Send him to me in the engine room.
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Maybe he should take up a hobby.
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We should write to his mother.
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No.
He's an orphaned, underpaid wretch.
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Allow me to suggest, on behalf
of all us, that the captain, -
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- who is like a father to us,
speaks to the boy.
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- Like father to son.
- Hear, hear!
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Excuse me, but I think we should
try something completely different.
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- How old is he tomorrow?
- 17.
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- Isn't it time he had a girl?
- Halfdan?
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- Excellent idea.
- Has he never ...?
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Crikey, when I was 17 I had
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- let's have a party.
- I'll make a nice leg of lamb.
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I know a nice girl in piraeus
who should be able to fix it.
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Excuse me! May I just point out
that these things cost money?
225
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:19,542
Yes. And I'm still waiting
for a refund on my trousers.
226
00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:27,042
I'm not sure how you intend to cover
the expense of this escapade.
227
00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:31,458
Well
we could make a few economies.
228
00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:36,833
- Where?
- On the food, for instance.
229
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:43,625
Is the engine crew willing
to reduce their rations?
230
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:48,583
- Now, now. Don't get personal.
- I agree.
231
00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:55,542
- Then what can we do?
- I can only see one solution.
232
00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:59,375
I've brought this up before.
233
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:03,625
We'll have to withhold another
five percent of your wages.
234
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:07,792
- Out of the question.
- That's too much.
235
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:15,542
It's the only way.
I don't know how the captain feels.
236
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:20,083
Well, I wouldn't I don't think
237
00:32:20,417 --> 00:32:24,875
very well.
Then I'll wash my hands.
238
00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:31,667
Yes, all right. In god's name.
239
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,208
- And for halfdan's sake. Cheers.
- Cheers.
240
00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:28,042
Cable to Johansen: Arrived safely,
stop. Expect meeting Friday, stop.
241
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:32,500
Wish to be kept informed on Tor
amundsen's movements. Idiot
242
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:35,208
I'll reserve a conference room.
243
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:40,292
I'll find out how many wives
he's bringing, and I'll buy presents.
244
00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:42,542
Fine. Scarves or stockings.
245
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:47,208
Perfume.
And toys for all the boys. Mark/in.
246
00:35:47,542 --> 00:35:51,958
- How on earth do you know all that?
- I used to have an arabian friend.
247
00:35:52,292 --> 00:35:58,083
An arab? I see
is there anything else?
248
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:04,875
Miss lone arrives at 11:42. You
should prepare what you want to say.
249
00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:11,292
Memo: "I've asked you to come
because of your lifestyle."
250
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:33,333
- Hullo, o.P.
- Hello, my dear. Come in.
251
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:35,583
I've a bone to pick with you.
252
00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:40,833
- First of all - morning.
253
00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:46,417
Morning. Nice to see you.
254
00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:54,083
He has ordered a room, perfume
for the wives and toys for the boys.
255
00:36:54,417 --> 00:37:00,292
- I met his secretary.
- Amundsen travels with his clerk.
256
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,667
Then maybe he was his clerk.
257
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:08,083
What was it you wanted to tell me?
You said, "first of all"
258
00:37:08,417 --> 00:37:10,417
be quiet. This is important.
259
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:14,833
No, we can't let him get
the whole thing. We 're going there.
260
00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:18,708
Book tickets to abradan
261
00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:25,375
there's one weekly flight on Friday.
It's the one the sheik is taking.
262
00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:30,708
Today is Tuesday. We can go by sea.
Have we got a ship in this area?
263
00:37:31,042 --> 00:37:35,542
No. The Margarita is in Marseille.
That's the closest.
264
00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:40,667
Oh, we've got the Martha
on a charter from here to abradan.
265
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,208
- She should be here.
- Martha? Wait a minute.
266
00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:50,625
Martha, yes. Built in 1927,
b&w serial number 148, -
267
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:55,708
- 2500 tons dead weight,
1600 register tons, 11 knots.
268
00:37:56,042 --> 00:38:00,292
That means we can make it
by Thursday. Excellent.
269
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:06,333
Call the broker. Wait, does
amundsen have any ships here?
270
00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:10,333
Ms Harald won't arrive until
tomorrow afternoon.
271
00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:17,125
Splendid. Tell the broker
I want the disposal of the Martha.
272
00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:23,542
- Are you leaving me again?
- What? Yes, I have to.
273
00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:30,667
I'll have a holiday. The sea is good
for skindiving. Underwater swimming.
274
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,000
- Give me 5,000 dollars.
- 5, 000 dollars?
275
00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:40,625
- Well, what do you want me to do?
- Listen to me, young lady.
276
00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:46,333
First of all, I don't want to
throw out 500 dollars.
277
00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:48,958
5, 000.
278
00:38:49,292 --> 00:38:53,625
Secondly, I still have a bone to pick
with you. You're coming with me.
279
00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:57,792
It's about time you learn
about true values.
280
00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:03,417
Work, order, discipline. You will
learn all that on one of my ships.
281
00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:09,000
You will meet men who are used to
looking death in the eye, -
282
00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:13,958
- with a healthy mind in a healthy
body, good humour, strong hands
283
00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:18,083
- oh, my god.
- Good, honest, Danish sailors.
284
00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:23,458
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
285
00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:31,667
happy birthday, dear halfdan
happy birthday to you
286
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,333
hip-hip, hooray!
287
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:39,708
Cheers!
288
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:54,917
My boy, my dear boy.
289
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:58,625
This is a big day for you.
290
00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:03,917
You are about to become a grown man,
with all that goes with it.
291
00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:11,458
But you mustn't be afraid,
because you have us. All of us here.
292
00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:15,458
So it will be all right.
293
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:24,417
What was I going to say? Cheers!
294
00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:33,333
- I'd like to say
- shut up, it's time for a song.
295
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:42,875
When the fiords are blue
like violets
296
00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:48,000
and the glaciers
glisten in the sun
297
00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:52,917
when the Lily of the valley
stands between hollyhock
298
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:58,208
its scent spreading up
the face of the rock
299
00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:02,833
as the river runs wildly along
300
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:06,750
and the thrush breaks into song
301
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,292
my heart leaps
302
00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:17,625
my heart leaps
and all I can do is whisper
303
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,458
god bless you, Norway
304
00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:29,917
my beautiful land
305
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:35,333
god bless you, Norway
306
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:41,875
my beautiful land.
307
00:42:28,625 --> 00:42:32,208
When when is she coming?
308
00:42:32,542 --> 00:42:39,125
Relax, kid. You know, you've got to
eat your cake, then you can have it.
309
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,958
Since you're going to
I'll give you a word of advice.
310
00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:53,167
It's it's what the hell was it?
311
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:59,042
We used to do it in a hammock.
It was kind of tricky.
312
00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:04,125
You're going to be a grown man,
you little louse.
313
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:08,333
Otherwise, I'll have you keelhauled.
314
00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:12,667
That's what I love about the Martha.
We're good mates.
315
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,833
We 're united, shoulder to shoulder,
back to back, for better or worse.
316
00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:22,500
We're all in the same boat.
Shoulder to shoulder.
317
00:43:38,292 --> 00:43:41,750
Now, just take it easy.
318
00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:07,750
Music! Music!
319
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:26,250
That's what I love about us.
320
00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:30,375
We stand together in life
as in death, for better or worse.
321
00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:35,167
Damn it, man. [Love us.
322
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:40,542
I love us. I love us
323
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:06,750
- She doesn't want me.
- As long as we 're together.
324
00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:13,292
For better or worse. Rain or shine.
Till death do us part.
325
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:20,083
You're my friend, skipper. I always
say so when somebody asks me:
326
00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:23,167
"Say, who the devil is that?"
327
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:28,917
Ialways say, "he's the
worth/est man this side of Suez."
328
00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:32,375
Skipper, me old friend.
329
00:45:38,042 --> 00:45:44,917
Come on up. As long as we're
together, the rest can go to hell.
330
00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:48,708
Skipper, we 're sinking!
331
00:46:12,917 --> 00:46:15,917
Hello?
332
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:24,875
Anybody home? Ahoy!
333
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:37,292
Hello! Anybody here?
334
00:47:17,458 --> 00:47:21,250
This is most peculiar.
335
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,208
All hands on deck!
336
00:48:15,542 --> 00:48:21,833
I am shocked. But not only shocked.
I'm hurt. Disappointed.
337
00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:26,667
Deeply saddened at seeing Danish
sailors show such lack of respect -
338
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,958
- for order, discipline and all the
other things the trident stands for.
339
00:48:32,292 --> 00:48:39,375
Have you forgotten that you represent
Denmark? That you show our flag?
340
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:46,667
That we want to see you being
good, honest Danish men?
341
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:52,625
Sir, allow me to thank you
for those warm words, -
342
00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:55,458
- which warmed our hearts.
343
00:48:55,792 --> 00:49:00,333
All of us who are assembled here
are most, most
344
00:49:00,667 --> 00:49:02,708
which makes us very happy.
345
00:49:03,042 --> 00:49:08,375
So, comrades, may I suggest that
we let our owner long live!
346
00:49:08,708 --> 00:49:14,042
And now the party can begin,
can begin
347
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:17,375
dismissed!
348
00:49:29,458 --> 00:49:33,958
Well, I 'd like to bid you welcome.
349
00:49:34,292 --> 00:49:41,542
And I would like to thank you
for your most kind visit.
350
00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:45,458
If we are proud
351
00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:53,208
and if we had known, of course,
we wouldn't have. On the contrary.
352
00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:59,417
Thank you. I apologize for losing
my temper for a brief moment.
353
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:04,042
I understand that you had reason
to celebrate. That's understandable.
354
00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:09,542
We all need to unwind after the
hard work and stress of the day.
355
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:15,792
I always look forward to meeting
our sailing staff.
356
00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:21,083
I like to think of our firm as one
big family, shoulder to shoulder -
357
00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:23,875
- back to back,
for better or worse
358
00:50:24,208 --> 00:50:27,125
bravo! That's too bloody right!
359
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:30,625
Therefore, I am doubly pleased
360
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:36,792
to be spending four days
on this ship in the company of
361
00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:40,750
- impossible.
- How's that?
362
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:47,292
I think the captain is referring to
the lack of comfort on this vessel.
363
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:51,708
- I think you'll find - exactly.
364
00:50:52,042 --> 00:50:57,917
Piffie. Surely the bosun's willing to
let my daughter have his quarters.
365
00:50:58,250 --> 00:51:01,500
Miss brun can have the steward's.
366
00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:06,958
And I will be perfectly fine
in the sick bay.
367
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:23,042
Let's get on with it.
368
00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:30,250
The others could give us a hand,
but I guess they're all pissed.
369
00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:37,458
Thank you ever, ever so much.
It has been a lovely, lovely evening.
370
00:51:42,583 --> 00:51:47,500
We 7! Have a real seamen's chat
tomorrow. Now it's time to turn in.
371
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:52,875
Your quarters are ready, sir.
The young lady's, too.
372
00:52:02,708 --> 00:52:09,417
I used to serve in respectable homes
and I consider it a privilege -
373
00:52:09,750 --> 00:52:14,833
- to be able to make your stay here
as pleasant as possible.
374
00:52:15,167 --> 00:52:18,292
Let me take your jacket.
375
00:52:18,625 --> 00:52:22,875
If you require anything,
just ring the bell.
376
00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:38,042
Oh, dear, Martha, what an evening
gosh, things really turned out bad
377
00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:44,875
the early bird catches the worm
if he doesn't have a sore head.
378
00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:34,583
- Why are you so grumpy?
- I haven't slept a wink.
379
00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:39,000
- I slept like a log.
- They snore like elephants.
380
00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:44,542
Man, were we sloshed last night!
I wonder how the captain's feeling.
381
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:56,333
- Good morning.
- Hi
382
00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:14,000
Captain Nielsen.
383
00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:22,208
Morning, sir
384
00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:28,167
morning, sir. Lovely day.
385
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:33,958
We have a few matters to discuss.
I'll ignore the state of the crew.
386
00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:40,500
I abhor drinking on my ships, but
[Assume that this was an exception.
387
00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:46,042
In connection with everyday duties,
drinking is, of course, forbidden.
388
00:54:46,375 --> 00:54:50,333
- Of course.
- Your morning snifter, skipper!
389
00:54:50,667 --> 00:54:54,083
Thank you.
Must be a little joke.
390
00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:58,750
- It's just the usual.
- Be off, you know I don't drink.
391
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:04,708
- What?
- Was there anything else, sir?
392
00:55:05,042 --> 00:55:09,583
- Skipper!
- Bugger off, kid.
393
00:55:26,875 --> 00:55:31,958
Give me a drink. Quickly!
Can't you clean up a bit?
394
00:55:32,292 --> 00:55:36,917
- He's furious.
- Oh, god. What's he doing?
395
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:40,333
He's going to send a cable.
396
00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:45,958
What on earth?
397
00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:50,292
- What is this?
- They're roses.
398
00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:56,250
This is a grace.
And this is a Jolie madame.
399
00:55:56,583 --> 00:56:00,583
- But I don't know this one.
- That's Martha.
400
00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:03,375
I bred it myself
401
00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:08,083
how interesting. Which technique do
you use? Poulsen's or dillingham's?
402
00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:12,917
- How the hell do you know all this?
- From a friend. He was a gardener.
403
00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:17,667
- Well, I use a mixture.
- Tell me
404
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:23,250
- what's your name?
- Karius mudsen.
405
00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:28,792
If you have time, my good man,
I would like to send some telegrams.
406
00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:33,333
If you please.
407
00:56:33,667 --> 00:56:36,250
Now where's the key?
408
00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:39,750
Here it is. There we are.
409
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:56,667
- That's it.
- Thank you.
410
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,167
- Are you ready now?
- Yes, sir.
411
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:05,250
- It'll be fine. He was quite nice.
- If we provide appropriate service.
412
00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:10,042
- Yeah, and good food.
- We could cook a nice dinner.
413
00:57:10,375 --> 00:57:13,750
He just needs to have a good time.
414
00:57:14,083 --> 00:57:18,250
- Oh, captain Nielsen!
- A ye-aye.
415
00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:22,917
Do you realize that your
radio officer is dyslectic?
416
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:27,208
He's what? What cheek!
I'll have a word with him.
417
00:57:27,542 --> 00:57:33,708
May I ask you to come with me?
I want to inspect the entire ship.
418
00:57:51,667 --> 00:57:54,625
Goodness gracious!
419
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:05,542
What the blazes are you doing here?
420
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:32,167
What do you call this?
I call it rust.
421
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:36,792
- We were about to - were you?
422
00:58:53,542 --> 00:58:58,917
- Good morning, sir.
- Now I know why I had to come.
423
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:02,583
It's an incredibly cute ship.
424
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:09,542
- No birds in the engine room!
- But if the boss finds her
425
00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:14,042
that's none of our business.
You'll have to fix it yourselves.
426
00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:20,417
- Bloody hell. What do we do now?
- Come along.
427
00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:45,167
When did you oil the stern tube?
428
01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:06,000
What would you like for breakfast?
We have delicious, fresh eggs.
429
01:00:06,333 --> 01:00:08,250
I want you to uphold
diet regulations.
430
01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:13,542
And I'd like to see some work done.
There is plenty to do.
431
01:00:17,542 --> 01:00:20,375
Martha, Martha, my oh my
432
01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:23,458
a mean man marooned on Martha
433
01:00:23,792 --> 01:00:27,000
making many meaningless motions
434
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:29,833
the men mumbling mamma Mia,
moving Martha's mess
435
01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:32,792
misfortune is to measure up
Martha's muck
436
01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:37,708
the med may mirror
many miserable men
437
01:00:38,042 --> 01:00:40,625
mariners methodically
mill around
438
01:00:40,958 --> 01:00:43,667
minimizing the mess in the mess
439
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,917
and mopping many morsels
440
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:48,833
mightily mismanaged
Martha made a mire
441
01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:51,875
mislaid mops made up the menu
442
01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:55,042
moths and muck and margarine
443
01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:58,417
many men may feel like martyrs
444
01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:04,500
when they're in such a mess
miles away from the shore.
445
01:01:56,750 --> 01:02:03,125
I understand you more and more.
It must be nice to own such a ship.
446
01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:09,000
And they're all so cute.
447
01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:11,625
- Good morning.
- Good morning. Lovely weather.
448
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:14,542
Morning.
449
01:03:43,458 --> 01:03:47,667
I haven't tasted such good porridge
since I was a sea scout.
450
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,417
It's healthy and nutritious too.
451
01:03:57,958 --> 01:04:02,208
It's time for action. We must stand
together, shoulder to shoulder.
452
01:04:02,542 --> 01:04:07,417
- Comrades, workers, proletarians!
- Now, now.
453
01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:12,750
Who are you calling proletarians?
You're the one who cooks that muck.
454
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:18,125
I won't put up with that.
They forced me.
455
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:22,708
- It's that capitalist swine
- shut up.
456
01:04:23,042 --> 01:04:27,625
- It's that little louse, the bosun.
- He doesn't hold back.
457
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:31,375
But he's usually very nice.
458
01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:36,250
I can inform you that the bosun
has offered me, in confidence, -
459
01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:41,583
- the position of head of
the provisions department.
460
01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:46,917
- In the shipping company. When
- bloody hell. He doesn't waste time.
461
01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:52,208
And since he seemed to think that
the Martha will be scrapped
462
01:04:52,542 --> 01:04:59,625
- what? Scrapped?
- So what was your answer?
463
01:04:59,958 --> 01:05:06,208
- What was my answer
- he ought to have his arse kicked.
464
01:05:06,542 --> 01:05:12,625
And the ensuing competition should
make us think of the profit issue.
465
01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:17,292
And it's beyond doubt that
diesel engines give greater profits.
466
01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:21,667
What are we going to do?
We have to do something.
467
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:26,208
I've got it. I've got it!
468
01:05:26,542 --> 01:05:31,125
May I suggest that we get the young
lady interested in someone else?
469
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:36,958
- Then the bosun's stock will
- yes, excellent.
470
01:05:37,292 --> 01:05:41,083
- That's good, alf.
- That takes care of that.
471
01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:46,667
- Yeah, great. But who?
- I could do that.
472
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:52,625
- How the devil would you do that?
- I 7! Just knock her up.
473
01:05:52,958 --> 01:05:56,667
- It was just - get out!
474
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,708
If I were a few years younger
475
01:06:01,042 --> 01:06:04,250
I don't think you are the type.
476
01:06:04,583 --> 01:06:10,542
I've got it! May I suggest that
we call on knud to take on
477
01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:15,458
me? Get off' like hell I will.
No way.
478
01:06:15,792 --> 01:06:19,250
Knud, I ask you
479
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:22,917
that upper-class fioozy?
480
01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:27,333
- She's pretty.
- And the owner's only daughter.
481
01:06:27,667 --> 01:06:32,458
- I don't even want to go near her.
- You're the only one who can do it.
482
01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:37,000
You are young, handsome,
well-shaped, virile
483
01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:39,625
knock it off!
484
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:45,208
- Knud Hansen. This is an order.
- Who do you think you are!
485
01:06:45,542 --> 01:06:50,500
- You don't give the orders here!
- This is about Martha!
486
01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:53,083
That's the deck's department.
487
01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:58,667
- I'm the bloody skipper, I am!
- You have no say down here!
488
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,292
Ok! Shut up, both of you!
489
01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:07,083
- Ok. I'll try.
- Thank you, knud.
490
01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:14,542
- On behalf of our comrades
- on one condition. And don't laugh.
491
01:07:55,167 --> 01:08:01,625
Bosun, you're not leaving your post?
Duty before pleasure.
492
01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:50,625
Bosun!
493
01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:03,333
You're not getting tired, are you?
494
01:09:03,667 --> 01:09:09,333
No, right. When you're young
and well-shaped and virile
495
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:13,792
of course you don't get tired.
That's obvious.
496
01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:18,958
Ooh, that's nice.
497
01:09:25,792 --> 01:09:30,583
Don't stop!
Come on, I said don't stop!
498
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:35,125
- Ow!
- What the devil
499
01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:45,208
you're not taking the Mickey
out of me, you third-rate hussy!
500
01:09:45,542 --> 01:09:49,625
- Stop it!
- No, I won't!
501
01:09:53,375 --> 01:10:01,375
That's what you think, you marine
lout! You big pile of flab!
502
01:11:09,542 --> 01:11:16,125
Two people in love
503
01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:21,125
- good morning, marius.
- We've got a telegram.
504
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:26,375
- It's utter gobbledygook.
- Good morning.
505
01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:32,250
Have we got a new code?
506
01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:38,292
- I don't understand this.
- "June's figure equestrian"
507
01:11:38,625 --> 01:11:43,208
let's verify this in understandable
language. Where's the telegraphist?
508
01:11:43,542 --> 01:11:46,917
I'll take care of it.
509
01:11:50,458 --> 01:11:54,292
- Can you do morse code too?
- I once had a friend
510
01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:59,208
- who was a telegraphist?
- No. He was a scout leader.
511
01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:09,958
You keep the accounts on this ship.
I'd like to see the books for June.
512
01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:15,000
They're not quite finished.
If you could have Patience till
513
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:22,167
I would like to see the accounts now.
Books, vouchers, everything.
514
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:28,000
- Give me till tomorrow.
- I want to see them now.
515
01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:32,667
I think you will regret it, sir.
516
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:37,292
- Now!
- Very well.
517
01:12:46,417 --> 01:12:51,292
Halfdan!
Where the hell is that boy?
518
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,875
Watson, where are you going?
519
01:13:13,167 --> 01:13:16,542
Watson, for Christ's sake!
520
01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:20,375
Man overboard!
521
01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:36,250
What the did you I...
522
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:30,000
You're fired. I'm shocked.
Drinking, fraud, prostitution.
523
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:34,292
Defective rescue materials.
You are lazy and incompetent.
524
01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:39,292
Miss brun, a memo.
Firstly: Holiday pay, bonus.
525
01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:41,750
No pension, three months' wages.
526
01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:46,833
Send a cable home.
"Need best scrap price Martha."
527
01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:52,667
Get out of my sight. You're fired.
I'm taking over command.
528
01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:13,083
- What happened?
- What's that?
529
01:15:14,417 --> 01:15:17,167
That's o.P. Andersen, sir.
530
01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:43,208
It's your own fault.
You're a wimp.
531
01:15:43,542 --> 01:15:47,792
I always tell people. You're the
biggest wimp this side of Suez.
532
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:51,750
You should have kicked him ashore
533
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:55,542
shut up, brovst.
534
01:15:55,875 --> 01:16:00,833
- Is there nothing we can do?
- It's his own bloody fault.
535
01:16:01,167 --> 01:16:06,500
- We could send a deputation.
- Forget it. I know o.P.
536
01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:11,750
- Can ibe of service?
- Please determine our position.
537
01:16:12,083 --> 01:16:18,250
- I beg your pardon?
- I want to know our exact position.
538
01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:21,708
Right, sir.
539
01:16:24,917 --> 01:16:29,375
Can I stay here?
I don't feel safe up there.
540
01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:33,667
She takes care of everything.
The flowers, too.
541
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,708
It's your fault, you illiterate twit!
542
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:54,458
Take off your hat.
543
01:16:54,792 --> 01:16:58,875
According to your calculations, we 're
in the church of St. Peter in Rome.
544
01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:03,792
- I see.
- You're fired.
545
01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:10,000
You're a wimp like all the others.
You're a toady and a louse.
546
01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:15,042
I know. It's all my fault.
Everything.
547
01:17:15,375 --> 01:17:22,083
We're lost. I wish to make it clear
that I alone am guilty.
548
01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:27,000
That's quite possible.
It's certainly not the engine room.
549
01:17:38,208 --> 01:17:40,292
It won't hold out for long.
550
01:17:43,917 --> 01:17:48,208
- Your afternoon tea, sir.
- Thank you.
551
01:17:48,542 --> 01:17:53,125
Golly, there comes
the Harald at full speed.
552
01:17:57,167 --> 01:18:01,250
- She never comes this way.
- Get the captain.
553
01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:10,750
Message from Athens. Amundsen
has left on board the Harald.
554
01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:17,125
The captain told me to stuff
both you and the Harald, sir.
555
01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:21,542
- Where is he?
- In the engine room.
556
01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:28,708
- I want to speak to captain Nielsen.
- Speaking.
557
01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:32,958
Oh, it's you. I want you to come
to the bridge immediately.
558
01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:36,792
What is this about?
559
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:42,917
- At any price?
- Yes, yes.
560
01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:48,708
So I've got my job back?
And the bosun? And Martha?
561
01:18:49,042 --> 01:18:53,542
If we reach abradan before
amundsen, Martha won't be harmed.
562
01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:57,667
We've got him now.
563
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:04,167
- Only, it's not possible.
- Just say yes. I always do.
564
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:10,958
We can't sail ten knots.
The Harald's going at least 16.
565
01:19:11,292 --> 01:19:15,583
- Yeah, and that pump won't hold.
- The Harald has got what we need.
566
01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:19,958
- A 1957 lavatory pump.
- I don't want a bog pump!
567
01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:24,208
- Shut up, brovst!
- Don't you start!
568
01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:29,542
Even if we had it,
we 7! Never get more than 12 knots.
569
01:19:29,875 --> 01:19:34,875
- Then we '/I go through the straits.
- It's only five fathoms deep.
570
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:40,125
With this wind, and the moon,
it's deep enough. Perhaps.
571
01:19:40,458 --> 01:19:44,875
- Get the pump.
- Where is it?
572
01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:59,375
So we stop Harald, Nick the pump
and sail through the straits.
573
01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:06,542
- How do we get on the Harald?
- Think of something.
574
01:20:18,917 --> 01:20:22,083
What are you doing?
Full speed ahead.
575
01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:25,583
Get out!
576
01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:29,667
Take that stupid hat off.
577
01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:39,917
Old Martha!
578
01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:55,708
Swedish pigs!
579
01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:10,708
Hard to port.
580
01:21:29,667 --> 01:21:32,625
What the hell is he doing?
581
01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:37,458
It's an old manoeuvre,
known from several naval battles.
582
01:21:37,792 --> 01:21:42,375
- Have you also ...?
- He was a rear-admiral.
583
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:51,417
Straight up.
584
01:21:57,292 --> 01:22:02,042
- What is going on?
- I don't know.
585
01:22:03,667 --> 01:22:07,625
I can get in through the port-hole,
but how do I get the loo out?
586
01:22:07,958 --> 01:22:14,042
- Only he can get through.
- What about me?
587
01:22:16,833 --> 01:22:21,167
We can't float around here all day.
588
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:19,667
What is this silliness?
589
01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:29,375
We don't have time for this.
590
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:33,250
God bless you, Norway
591
01:25:33,583 --> 01:25:36,958
my beautiful land
592
01:25:37,292 --> 01:25:42,292
god bless you, Norway
593
01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:48,750
my beautiful land
594
01:25:54,417 --> 01:25:57,875
God bless you, Norway
595
01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:02,042
my beautiful land.
596
01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:20,125
The twelve-inch spanner.
597
01:27:23,125 --> 01:27:25,458
It doesn't fit.
598
01:27:25,792 --> 01:27:30,667
- What about a piece of twist?
- Give me the six-inch.
599
01:28:01,375 --> 01:28:04,667
Yes, that's the ticket.
600
01:28:23,208 --> 01:28:26,167
Damn it, this is water.
601
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:38,083
Better make her a bit lighter.
602
01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:43,542
Empty the stern bay and throw
all unnecessary goods overboard.
603
01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:08,208
No, marius. You mustn't.
604
01:29:08,542 --> 01:29:13,042
- We can keep those.
- Thank you, Peter.
605
01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:22,917
This is the bottom.
606
01:29:24,792 --> 01:29:29,292
Throw out that lead line!
You layabout!
607
01:29:45,708 --> 01:29:50,833
- We need help in the boiler room!
- All right.
608
01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:09,500
Did you also know a stoker once?
609
01:30:19,458 --> 01:30:24,375
No, I won't do it!
Can't you do it? Or knud?
610
01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:28,417
Iwon'tdo it. [Won't
611
01:30:28,750 --> 01:30:32,042
I won't do it.
612
01:30:39,458 --> 01:30:45,125
- A little to port. That's it.
- Six fathoms. Rocks.
613
01:30:49,417 --> 01:30:52,500
Steady as she goes.
614
01:31:12,875 --> 01:31:16,042
Easy, easy.
615
01:32:13,792 --> 01:32:16,292
That was it.
616
01:32:37,958 --> 01:32:41,917
There, there. It's over now.
617
01:32:42,250 --> 01:32:45,167
It's over. There, there.
618
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:50,208
Take it easy, marius. It's over.
619
01:33:23,875 --> 01:33:27,583
What did I tell you? A bog pump!
620
01:33:27,917 --> 01:33:32,083
- We have to tighten it.
- Move. Let me see.
621
01:33:32,417 --> 01:33:36,958
Hand me the grease
and some steel wire.
622
01:34:18,958 --> 01:34:22,708
- Everything in order, skipper.
- Thanks.
623
01:34:42,208 --> 01:34:46,708
Martha, show 'em what you can do
go, go at full speed ahead
624
01:34:47,042 --> 01:34:51,708
sail like the wind, damn you
make more speed than you ever had
625
01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:58,833
come on Martha, the pump works
it's the end of trouble and strife
626
01:34:59,167 --> 01:35:04,417
even though you are sluggish
you need to win back your life
627
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:20,000
Dear beloved wonderful Martha
who won, of course it was you
628
01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:29,542
pretty Martha you did the job
he got the sheik, we got you
629
01:36:30,083 --> 01:36:36,917
we have been through hell
you and I
630
01:36:37,250 --> 01:36:42,542
now it's time to relax again
and let it lie
631
01:36:42,875 --> 01:36:48,042
you are free, have a heart
we 're together till death do us part
632
01:36:48,375 --> 01:36:54,292
ss Martha lovely lady
fickle as a girl in the spring
633
01:36:54,625 --> 01:37:00,625
but you know you've friends galore
ss Martha we love you.
634
01:37:06,375 --> 01:37:10,083
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