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Let's just make some fliers tomorrow.

Let's meet up have a coffee or something and then start putting them up around the neighborhood.

I like that.

Yeah? Alright.

Well, um...

Thanks. Yeah.

See you tomorrow.

Jen! I hope Boz is still lost because I made the posters!

How did you get in here?

Did I leave the door unlocked?

I drew Boz as a character to exaggerate his features to make him a little bit cuter.

You know people are more likely to return cute dogs than ugly dogs.

Like wow! What happened to that dog? Would I really want to return him to his owner?

What are you talking about?

You can't even read it.

I made my own posters.

David, my neighbor, is going to help me post them.

I told you I was making them.

Right, um, well I knew yours would be better.

So I figured that you could post them downtown.

Where more people could see 'em.

And then I'll just post the boring ugly ones around the neighborhood.

For brilliance! We'll find Boz in no time!

Did I just kill you?

You did not.

But nice...nice try.

I'm gonna kill you right now though.

In your face! That's how I do it.

Whatever. Something's wrong with this level. It's lagging or something.

Oh, OK. It's lagging. That's why I just blasted your face!

Are you gonna cry about it Halo champion?

Oh, you gonna give me some tears? Some third place tears?

You know it was second place. Don't give me that crap.

Oh a technicality.

That's not...No don't!

Don't poke me I hate it!

That's her at the door! Hide the dog! Hide the dog!

Hey. You gonna pass out some fliers?

Yep. Can I use your bathroom for a second?

Yeah.

Straight back here.

It's Steve. Good to meet you.

I know right?

It's just straight back.

Dude! I hid Bozley right next to the bathroom!

What?! Why would you do that?

Hey. Hey. Got any TP?

Yeah. Yeah. We have toilet paper.

It should be...under the sink.

Got ya. Thanks.

Do you have a dog? No. Why?

Oh. Nothing. The bathroom just smelled a little funny.

Oh...yeah....that's...

...that's residual body odor.

That is...my roommate has this condition.

...If he sweats it smells like wet dog.

It's gross.

It's true. It's true.

She said so too.

You ready to go?

Yeah. You got your flier? Yeah.

See you later. Later.

Now where were we?

I think we were at level 3, 3rd base.

Baseline.

They just talk too much.

Think so?

They need to learn to shut up.

Just shut the fuck up.

You being proactive?

What will it take to get you off this couch?

I dunno.

In that case, I'm stroking your cock.

Oh I got you off the couch.

I'm really tight.

Let's take these off too.

Yes, kiss me. Worship me.

Your dirty fingers. Take them out and feed them to me.

Give me your mouth. Give me your mouth.

come here.

Yummy.

Yeah, look at me with those pretty eyes while you suck it.

You're so romantic.

You're so romantic while I suck your cock.

Are you trying to put it deep in my mouth?

Yeah, put it way down there.

That's so fucking good baby!

I wanna fuckkkk.

Let's fuck. Let's fuck.

I love that fucking hair!

You wanna see that booty?

Fuck yeah. Come here.

Yeah, looks so fucking good!

You feel so fucking tight.

You gonna go deep?

It's swallowing up your dick.

It's so beautiful!

I love making you come.

Oh my god!

Thank you.

I wanna tell you about the dog.

I can't let this go any longer.

What?! You can't quit now.

This is wrong! I like her so much and I'm lying to her!

The only thing that got me talking to her in the first place.

I really like this chick.

Good for you Dave.

Just give me the dog. Come on Boz, it's time to go home.

I can't let you do that Dave.

Come on seriously.

Seriously, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna say to her?

Here's your dog I've been hiding from you for a few days while I helped you find it!

How's she gonna take that? Like how do you think that's gonna work?

Good luck with that 'bro.

Damnit you're right.

You know...I knew you were a great guy when I met you.

Yeah. Yeah. How'd you know that?

Because Boz liked you.

Boz only likes good people.

He hated my ex.

Even though he was a Christmas present from the bastard.

You know I'm not that good of a guy.

You're right.

You're a great guy.

I have to tell you something.

What's that?

What's that?!

Oh!

Bozley! What is this?!

Uh, hey Jen!

We forgot to tell you that an hour ago, a couple of blocks away, we found...

...Boz wondering around.

...we thought...

Steve, it's over. Forget about it.

You. You were the one who took my dog?

It wasn't like that.

He wandered into our yard, and...

...You let me believe he was missing while you...!

...helped me look? It's not like that.

What kind of person does that?!

A bad one. I don't know.

What's wrong with you?!

Oh!!!

All of you! You're all deranged!

Don't ever contact me again!

Game over dude.

Of course you should be angry, Jen!

Furious!

I know, but the anger always turns into guilt.

Guilt?!

Roger, we can't expect you to understand.

Maybe Jen feels guilty for yelling at David.

I mean you have to admit what he did was pretty cute.

If you think so...

Look.

He turned out to be a great guy, right? And no harm came to Boz.

And you said it yourself. Boz liked him right?

You realize how crazy that sounds right?

You're saying that she should go by what the dog thinks?

And this guy lied to you from the very moment you met him. What kind of relationship you supposed to build out of that?

David? David?

David! You need to go outside.

You need to get out of the house.

Because your self pity...is stinking up the place.

I can't. I'm helping Steve.

Damn straight!

No. You need to go out tonight.

Because I need to air out this house.

Because it reeks of depression!

Get up! Get out of the house!

Sissy's in here.

Oh! That's right.

Do you come here often?

What?

I said, do you come here often? I've never seen you before.

What? I haven't seen you here.

Do you come here often?

You're not gonna remember my name are you?

My name's David.

Taylor?

DAVID!

Taylor.

Yeah. My name's Taylor.

What are you drinking?

Hey Jen.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

OK. Just give me 2 minutes. OK.

And you'll never have to deal with us again.

What do you want?

I think you have the wrong idea about what happened.

I think I understand perfectly well what's going on.

I don't think you do.

Dave has had a crush on you since you moved into the neighborhood. OK?

And he is so shy, I had to trick him into talking to you last Saturday.

OK. What I'm trying to say is that this was all Steve's idea.

OK. Dave found Boz in the backyard.

I don't know how he got there.

But he returned him to your house, but you weren't there.

So he brought him back to our house.

And Steve came up with this idea. Dave thought it was stupid...

It is really stupid because Steve is really stupid.

And...he just got mixed up in it.

I don't care who's idea it was. He still lied to me.

I know but he tried to tell you.

But he didn't!

OK. He's a moron. He is. OK?

But he's not as big a moron as you think he is.

OK. It really hurt him to lie to you.

So what? He sent you over here to beg for my forgiveness?

No. He doesn't even know I'm here.

But would you forgive him if he did?

Would you forgive him?

Jen. Your 2 minutes are up. No Jen.

We totally played D & D together sometime.

Boz, c'mere.

You wanna play fetch? Let's go.

Say, you OK?

What's this?

Hi. Hi.

I miss you too. But don't think all is forgiven.

I wouldn't...

Cause what you did is pretty terrible.

Yeah. Look, I don't even know where to start.

...with the apology.

You already have. I'm the one who's been holding back.

So...I'm sorry.

But I still resent you for having to forgive you.

Well I'm sorry.

Should I thank you?

Yeah. Somewhere in there.