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When the last time you
told your-your homeboys
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that you love them and you
appreciate them and value them?
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No...
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- Mm.
- Turn that shit off.
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I'm sorry. Just go back to sleep.
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Did I get curb-stomped last night?
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I feel like my brain cells have
been removed from my head and...
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Neither of those.
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... put together randomly.
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There was this little
dude named "Tequila",
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and he came around,
and you lost that fight.
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You're an idiot.
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What the... ?
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Whoa. Are you trying to
smoke my USB right now?
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Oh, my God.
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Just properly eject next time, please?
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See, that's what you get, Chernobyl.
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It's gonna kill you and me.
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What? Stop looking at me like that.
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Ow.
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Do you want water or anything?
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No, I'm good.
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- You want a hug?
- No.
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- A high five?
- Can you just stop talking?
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What the fuck happened to... ?
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Ugh.
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- Oh, my...
- Can I borrow a shirt?
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Yeah, but you look
like a victim right now.
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I'm kidding.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Boom.
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No.
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You wear that all the time.
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Everyone's gonna know it's your shirt.
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Well, haters gonna hate, so you get...
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A P.E. shirt.
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How's it feel...
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♪ To be with me? ♪
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You're so weird.
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Don't overreact and shit like that.
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I hold the door for everybody, girl.
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My mom raised a gentleman.
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You're so overly dramatic.
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Uh... what are you about to do?
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No plans. Just gonna
continue being alive.
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Yeah.
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I got a meeting in a second.
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I should probably, like,
shower or something,
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so I don't smell like tequila
and ass when I get there, huh?
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Well, appreciate the, uh, hospitality.
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Is that what you do to
everybody after you have sex?
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- You just punch them twice?
- Bye.
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Fuck!
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Yeah, I think somebody
broke into your car.
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911. Where is your emergency?
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Correct me if I'm wrong.
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You usually call 911 when,
like... I don't know...
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you're being currently stabbed
in the chest or something,
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not when someone broke into your car.
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Well, my day just
got stabbed in the chest.
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Now I got to deal with the
cops, and then... oh, insurance
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and all that shit.
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And hope that my work
is saved on the cloud.
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Don't call the cops while
I'm sitting next to you,
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'cause then I'm under arrest,
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'cause I apparently broke into your car.
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And then I'm in handcuffs,
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and then you have no
T-shirt, no dick, no laptop.
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I'm good on the T-shirt and the dicks,
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but you're right about the cops.
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They're just gonna
make me file a report,
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and then go back to
beating up poor people.
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You don't have to stay here with me.
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All right, nigga. See you later.
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- Could you imagine?
- Wow.
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Ooh, is that a roly-poly?
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Well, yeah, I couldn't
leave you looking homeless.
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This is your shirt.
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Mm-hmm.
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_
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Bro, every fucking time!
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What's up?
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This is my beat, and some
SoundCloud rapper just stole it
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and recorded his lame-ass verse to it
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and didn't give me any credit.
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Let's take the beat
and kill his mom to it.
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It's just, like... why am I
still dealing with this shit?
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Like, how fucking old am I?
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Do you know what it feels like
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to just have your work
stolen from under you?
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No fucking clue.
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Now I'm about to DJ
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this fucking silent disco
tonight like a creep.
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I just be sitting in
sessions with Trippie
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for, like, 12 fucking hours,
not playing any beats
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on my hard drive 'cause I'm scared.
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But like, bro, I want to be
a fucking producer, you know?
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If you want to be an
actual producer, show him.
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Have you met this kid?
He's so intimidating.
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There's an "eight" in the middle
of his fucking face, like...
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like a fucking calculator
or something, brah.
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That shit is nerve-racking.
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Speaking of, when's your meeting?
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Um...
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Uh...
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it's not really important.
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They don't need me every second of it.
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You don't have to do that.
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- Do what?
- Treat me like a fucking random.
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You don't have to make up a
meeting just to get rid of me.
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Oh, make up a meeting?
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I didn't make up a meeting.
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I just... You know, it was...
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Today is...
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a day, and tomorrow's
another day, and...
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Look, we were friends before
whatever happened last night,
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so you don't get to act different now.
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You're not gonna say "bye",
give me a hug, nothing?
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- Get off my car.
- Or else what?
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I'll run you over.
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Really? You're gonna run me over?
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Wait, wait. Before you start
your car, can you hear me?
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- Huh?
- It's a joke. Your window's broken.
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- Get out of the way.
- You're not gonna do shit.
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Really?!
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- Bye.
- Hey!
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You left your vape! You left your vape!
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Yo, so I got this crazy idea
for a music video, right?
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So it looks like you're walking
down a nail polish aisle.
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It's just, like, a
bunch of rows of bottles
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of nail polish in order of flesh tone.
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But then you zoom in,
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and it's just a bunch of naked-ass dudes
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organized by, like,
every race... light skin,
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dark skin, brown skin,
every tone. Crazy, right?
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Well, let me hit you back
when I leave the studio.
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All right.
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You want to be in a music video?
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I... don't really think that's my thing.
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I don't have the chest for that.
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- But you want some coffee?
- I'll do the coffee,
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but I don't fuck with milk.
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Out of respect for cows?
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Out of respect for the titties.
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Well, this is pea milk from a pea.
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There's literally not
one titty involved, so,
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- I guess you could kind of...
- Hold that thought, pea milk.
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Yo, this dude is, like, punking
out, asked to be in my video.
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Punking out.
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Yeah, see, they got all
the candy in here, so...
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I'm gonna take you to where
all the candy is.
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Oh, man.
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- What's up, man? How are you?
- What's going down?
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Chill... chillin'.
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- Right.
- Um, are you gonna
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record later or anything, or... ?
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- Yeah, I'm-a be in there.
- All right, cool,
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'cause I wanted to load up
some beats for you.
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- If you have any time...
- Look-look-look, before that,
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uh, can you do me a favor?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, look, this is my nephew Sauron.
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Hey, Sauron. I'm Elz.
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Hi, Elz.
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That's a cool chain you got.
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- Are those diamonds?
- Yes.
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So, look, I was supposed to
take him shopping, but I can't
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'cause I got to go do this music video,
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and it ain't the right
surrounding for a little bro,
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so I need you to go
take him shopping for me.
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Take him shopping?
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Yeah, like, take him
to Beverly Hills, yeah.
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Sir, I don't think you understand.
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Bro, I don't have any money.
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Like, I work here. I'm a normal dude.
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I got money. Sauron,
how much money you need?
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This much.
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All right, I got you.
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That's a... awful lot of
money to hand a child.
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How old is he?
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Now, what do we do?
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- Share.
- We share.
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I'll see you later, Sauron.
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- All right, dude, I appreciate it.
- Uh...
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uh, man... I feel like
one of these people
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he might be more comfortable with.
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What do I...
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Do you need to eat food? Do you eat?
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Yes.
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What a treat this is.
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His face is...
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I love him.
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Let me ask you this, and
forgive my ignorance, but...
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do most engineers that are
trying to become producers
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take the babysitting route?
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You know, I'm sure Dr.
Dre at one point in time
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- had to babysit someone.
- He babysat? Yeah. I...
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This is not my industry.
I mean, it's my industry,
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but it's not my, like,
you know, my niche.
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Yeah. What is your niche, rapping?
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Ooh, hard to put your finger
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on what my niche is. I'm
very, like, multidimensional.
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You know, I do rap... you saw
me go viral with, like, a stunt
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where I impacted the
entire culture of America.
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Yeah, for a bunch of middle school kids.
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- Whoop-de-doo.
- The way I see it,
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you-you've kind of entered
this, like, wormhole
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that reverses your trajectory
and, like, your career
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borderline has Benjamin
Button's disease,
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- Interesting. Okay.
- 'cause you just keep going backwards.
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Your career could have any sort
of disease you want it to have,
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because I can take half of it.
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- How?
- Do you real...
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I own half of your stuff,
'cause I make the beats.
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- Okay.
- Therefore...
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- Right.
- really, you're waiting on me
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to make everything happen, Captain.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
It's just guys being guy...
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But you know what, you
need a producer tag.
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- No. 'Cause producer tags are so corny, though.
- Yeah, that...
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They are corny, but yours can be
cool... er than most, and also,
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the-the reason that they exist
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is so people don't just,
like, run away with the beat.
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Look, let's make one right now.
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Voice memo up, and...
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♪ Elz! ♪
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♪ No... ! ♪
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♪ Don't take it! ♪
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Just playing with you. I'll
give you a good one. Hold on.
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♪ Elz, please don't steal my beat ♪
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- ♪ Or Elz. ♪
- See? No.
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I think... You know what it
has to be? A female's voice.
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I can do f... Okay, that's easy.
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♪ Elz, I know how to
use the software well ♪
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♪ But I don't know how to navigate ♪
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♪ This industry socially. ♪
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- Sexy Latin woman.
- That's fine. Easy.
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'Cause everything you say
right now sounds like shit.
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Sexy Latin. I got that, too. Okay.
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♪ Ooh, Elz, papito,
how did you make it ♪
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♪ With the software in time in
between fucking me so good? ♪
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Enough. You're too satisfied
with my misfortunes.
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It's just guys being guys.
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You're not a guy, you're a dick.
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I can't believe Trippie
entrusted you with this child.
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Bro, I can't believe it, either.
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Think about it. He
has, like, a heartbeat.
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- Yeah.
- Beats.
248
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It's not, like, his session files.
249
00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:28,565
- You know, this is a...
- Bro, vocals,
250
00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:29,823
I'm fine with stuff like that, yeah.
251
00:10:29,825 --> 00:10:32,315
Realistically, would you
rather lose this child
252
00:10:32,317 --> 00:10:34,914
or lose all of his session files?
253
00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:37,775
I don't want to contemplate
either of those options.
254
00:10:37,777 --> 00:10:38,965
They both sound terrifying.
255
00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:40,269
Are these wooden shirts?
256
00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:43,357
Yep.
257
00:10:43,359 --> 00:10:46,083
All these shirts are 100% wood.
258
00:10:46,085 --> 00:10:47,673
What a concept.
259
00:10:47,675 --> 00:10:49,699
I have never heard of this.
This is very innovative.
260
00:10:49,701 --> 00:10:51,724
Are these things flying off the shelves?
261
00:10:51,726 --> 00:10:53,857
Uh, yeah, not quite flying.
262
00:10:53,859 --> 00:10:56,316
Have you ever been on
Shark Tank or anything?
263
00:10:56,318 --> 00:10:57,440
What's that?
264
00:10:57,442 --> 00:10:59,033
It's a TV show.
265
00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:01,224
Oh, I-I just reentered society.
266
00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:03,083
I want one.
267
00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:05,162
- The wooden shirt?
- By all means, man.
268
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,557
You got ten grand.
269
00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:07,681
Try one on, man.
270
00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:09,674
- Want to try this one on, buddy?
- Yeah.
271
00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:12,185
- Are these splinter-free?
- Splinter-free.
272
00:11:12,187 --> 00:11:14,044
Took a year to figure that out.
273
00:11:14,046 --> 00:11:16,186
Where do you wear these? Like...
274
00:11:16,188 --> 00:11:17,578
socially, like, how does it...
275
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:19,370
Yeah, anywhere you'd
wear a normal shirt.
276
00:11:19,372 --> 00:11:21,540
- Hunting...
- I hope you don't have any woodpeckers
277
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:23,844
in your neighborhood.
278
00:11:23,846 --> 00:11:25,845
I don't mean that, like...
279
00:11:25,847 --> 00:11:27,104
molestually, or...
280
00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:29,529
Yo, this is hard.
281
00:11:29,531 --> 00:11:31,421
You look like Pinocchio took steroids.
282
00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:34,532
You look like if they made
a new Pinocchio movie, you know,
283
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:38,624
today with all the progressive
racial casting in mind.
284
00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:40,493
Can you even, like, run around in it or anything?
285
00:11:40,495 --> 00:11:42,528
- Like, do you have mobility?
- Yeah.
286
00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,454
Oh, wow!
287
00:11:44,456 --> 00:11:46,946
- Yeah.
- You're like Barry Sanders right now.
288
00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:48,738
- Look at you.
- You're, like, the first wheel ever.
289
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,008
You're like Muhammad Ali.
290
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,954
- Oh! Sauron!
- Oh! Oh, my lord.
291
00:11:52,956 --> 00:11:54,712
Don't... It's gonna scrape.
You can't... It's gonna scrape.
292
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,738
- I can't get up.
- Uh, can you roll over?
293
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,828
- No.
- Aah, he can't even...
294
00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:00,269
- He's, like, a... What do y...
- Aah!
295
00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:01,793
One, two, three, lift.
296
00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:03,652
Oh, my lord!
297
00:12:03,654 --> 00:12:05,185
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
298
00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:06,871
- Oh.
- You're buying? Oh, my God.
299
00:12:06,873 --> 00:12:09,101
- Thank God this is hard.
- Jesus.
300
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,527
You got any socks?
301
00:12:13,212 --> 00:12:15,764
Hey, this your boy Kid Toilet
here to drop my new single.
302
00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:17,960
- The beat is fire on it.
- Fucking thief.
303
00:12:17,962 --> 00:12:20,085
It's called "Pops,
Percs, Oxys and Xannies".
304
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,036
If your pops like me right
now, drop a comment below.
305
00:12:23,038 --> 00:12:25,406
Kid Toilet. Flush with pride.
306
00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:28,041
- What's up?
- What's up, buttercup?
307
00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:30,176
Wow.
308
00:12:30,178 --> 00:12:32,679
- Fancy.
- Little bit.
309
00:12:32,681 --> 00:12:34,214
How are you?
310
00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:36,883
Eh, been better.
311
00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:38,419
Wait a second.
312
00:12:38,421 --> 00:12:40,646
Oh, hell yes.
313
00:12:40,648 --> 00:12:43,690
Just you know, all this other
equipment, it's un-smokable.
314
00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:45,548
Just fair warning, just in case you try
315
00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:48,058
to pick anything up randomly and hit it.
316
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,615
Wow. You're funny.
317
00:12:49,617 --> 00:12:52,642
What's going on with your laptop, kiddo?
318
00:12:52,644 --> 00:12:54,401
Investigation's ongoing.
319
00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:56,369
But you know what? I may
start stealing laptops,
320
00:12:56,371 --> 00:12:58,372
because apparently there's
no consequences for it.
321
00:12:58,374 --> 00:12:59,709
Unless I, uh...
322
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,444
... I turn you in.
323
00:13:03,446 --> 00:13:05,478
I knew you were a rat.
324
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,414
What am I gonna do with you?
325
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:10,256
Stand up 69 where I hold you?
326
00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:12,311
- Dude, let's do it.
- Hey, punch me in.
327
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,786
I'm about to go crazy, bruh.
328
00:13:13,788 --> 00:13:14,945
Let me get a session, man.
329
00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:16,335
I'm trying to go Einstein in the booth.
330
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,825
Me and him could be
making classics right now.
331
00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,761
- Oh.
- Come on, man.
332
00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:22,628
We supposed to be making hits.
333
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:24,302
Um, I'm gonna leave you guys.
334
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,266
Hold on. You stay here.
Don't you got the plug
335
00:13:26,268 --> 00:13:28,425
on the stick and dot tattoos
and the poke and shit?
336
00:13:28,427 --> 00:13:30,970
Like, I'm trying to get
tatted, like, blasted for real.
337
00:13:30,972 --> 00:13:32,569
At my place, yeah.
338
00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:34,492
- So what are you thinking?
- Man, I'm thinking about,
339
00:13:34,494 --> 00:13:38,145
you know, Maserati, me in the
back with two Chinese joints,
340
00:13:38,147 --> 00:13:39,925
you know, like, you can
see through the windows,
341
00:13:39,927 --> 00:13:43,004
me just getting head, watching
a documentary about some...
342
00:13:43,006 --> 00:13:44,494
Fijian chicks, like, you know,
343
00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:46,843
TVs in the headrest, all
of that, just chilling,
344
00:13:46,845 --> 00:13:48,067
real boss shit.
345
00:13:48,069 --> 00:13:49,638
What kind of Maserati?
346
00:13:52,189 --> 00:13:54,077
I know y'all smashin'.
347
00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:57,086
What?
348
00:13:57,088 --> 00:13:59,044
I know y'all smashin'. Look at y'all.
349
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,434
Y'all just in here vibing, like,
350
00:14:00,436 --> 00:14:02,325
the computer ain't even doing nothing
351
00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:03,930
about music, it's just sitting there.
352
00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:05,869
Ugh. I'd rather die.
353
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,189
On that note,
354
00:14:10,191 --> 00:14:12,147
I'm-a bounce, 'cause I
got a baddy at the house
355
00:14:12,149 --> 00:14:14,919
waiting on me, bruh. I'm gone, Kong.
356
00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,215
Hey.
357
00:14:21,217 --> 00:14:22,574
Let me get in that booth.
358
00:14:22,576 --> 00:14:24,232
Let me make some classics.
359
00:14:24,234 --> 00:14:25,902
Whatever.
360
00:14:27,663 --> 00:14:29,363
Oh, shit.
361
00:14:29,365 --> 00:14:32,866
I just remembered all my
nudes are on that laptop.
362
00:14:32,868 --> 00:14:35,002
Guess I got to retake 'em.
363
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,503
I guess so.
364
00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:39,705
Wow.
365
00:14:39,707 --> 00:14:41,711
You're fun.
366
00:14:43,345 --> 00:14:45,845
All of a sudden you want me to be fun?
367
00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:49,583
Like, every time I do something
for you, it's too much.
368
00:14:49,585 --> 00:14:52,059
If I give you a T-shirt,
it's too Elz of a T-shirt.
369
00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:54,110
If I open the door
for you, it's too nice
370
00:14:54,112 --> 00:14:56,101
for me to do that. I just don't know
371
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,759
what you want from me, and
I'm following your lead,
372
00:14:57,761 --> 00:14:59,418
and you're just all over the place.
373
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,976
See, this is exactly why
we shouldn't have had sex.
374
00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:04,148
You're acting like an emo bitch.
375
00:15:05,547 --> 00:15:07,716
Emo bitch.
376
00:15:08,671 --> 00:15:10,173
Got you.
377
00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:14,077
Good one.
378
00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:31,892
Oh, man, what's this?
379
00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:33,727
Oh.
380
00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:35,528
Um... this is a-a beat I...
381
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:37,053
Uh, nigga, this is a beat I made.
382
00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:39,132
Vibe hard. Run that
shit back a little bit?
383
00:15:39,134 --> 00:15:41,037
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
384
00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:43,407
That shit crazy.
385
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,032
I j... I just be making
beats all the time.
386
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:47,373
I got hella beats just in case
you ever need any, you know?
387
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,408
Yeah, I need this one.
388
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:52,145
Yeah, I'll, uh...
389
00:15:52,147 --> 00:15:54,281
I'll-I'll-I'll save
it for you or whatever.
390
00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:55,916
Who you was holding this for... Thug?
391
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,151
- Young Thug?
- Yeah.
392
00:15:58,153 --> 00:15:59,820
Who do you think I am?
393
00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:02,251
Bro, I am normal, nigga. I Uber.
394
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,603
For real?
395
00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:04,928
No, I drive Uber.
396
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,153
How come you ain't tell me about this?
397
00:16:07,155 --> 00:16:09,043
I mean, I don't want to
overstep my boundaries.
398
00:16:09,045 --> 00:16:10,802
I'm sure, like, a bunch
of people come to you like,
399
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,027
"Yo, I got a beat for you",
400
00:16:12,029 --> 00:16:13,117
"Yo, let me rap for
you", so it's, like...
401
00:16:13,119 --> 00:16:14,341
I mean, but you're understeppin'
402
00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:17,771
'cause you're not trying
to show somebody that work.
403
00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:19,672
I feel you. I just be scared.
404
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,507
I don't want to be weird.
405
00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:24,814
Damn! Oh, sick.
406
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,349
This is my new favorite shirt.
407
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:28,553
That's like some 300 shit. Give...
408
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,976
Give me a high five, man.
409
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:31,901
You know, I... I picked
that shit out for him.
410
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,586
For real? That's like some
411
00:16:33,588 --> 00:16:36,823
"This is Sparta!" looking-ass shit.
412
00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:40,292
You know what I'm saying?
It's that, "Yeah!"
413
00:16:40,294 --> 00:16:44,032
Yeah, like, "Are you not entertained?!"
414
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:48,000
Yeah...
415
00:16:48,002 --> 00:16:49,436
Okay.
416
00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:50,776
Maybe not?
417
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:52,773
- ♪ Ready! ♪
- ♪ Let's go ♪
418
00:16:52,775 --> 00:16:55,372
♪ Hittaz on deck, hittaz
on deck, hittaz on deck ♪
419
00:16:55,374 --> 00:16:58,679
♪ I'm 17, got that
bad ho stay on my... ♪
420
00:16:58,681 --> 00:17:00,780
Hey, can you play "Party in the U.S.A".?
421
00:17:00,782 --> 00:17:05,117
I-I actually would rather
just pull all my teeth out,
422
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,313
try to eat a steak, maybe.
423
00:17:07,315 --> 00:17:09,670
Excuse me? I work for the sponsor,
424
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:11,223
if you're interested
in keeping this gig.
425
00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:13,214
Oh, my God. That's so crazy.
426
00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:14,460
What am I gonna do if I don't
427
00:17:14,462 --> 00:17:15,895
- keep this fucking gig?
- Screw you.
428
00:17:15,897 --> 00:17:17,879
How am I gonna eat tonight, lady?!
429
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,057
♪ I ain't never seen you with a gun... ♪
430
00:17:21,059 --> 00:17:23,549
- L.A., open up that fucking pit!
- ♪ Hop out with choppas ♪
431
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,407
♪ Young niggas shottas,
leave a nigga red... ♪
432
00:17:25,409 --> 00:17:28,045
Oh, none of you guys
can fucking hear me.
433
00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:33,259
Hey, you know what the fuck
it is. You're a loser. Ha!
434
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,319
That's my fucking loser.
That's my guy right there.
435
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:38,377
If you or a loved one was
diagnosed with mesothelioma,
436
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,229
you can collect money or some shit!
437
00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:42,189
She's cheating on you, dawg. You know.
438
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,524
You're cheating on that nigga. Yeah.
439
00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:47,326
What's up, white people?!
Yeah, you're fucking trash.
440
00:17:47,328 --> 00:17:49,863
High five if you love
black people. Fuck, yeah.
441
00:17:49,865 --> 00:17:52,332
High five if you don't love
black people. You're crazy.
442
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:56,103
- Hey, can I make a request?
- Oh.
443
00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:59,940
Um, only if it's "Get The Fuck
Out My Face" by Rich Homie Quan.
444
00:17:59,942 --> 00:18:02,075
How about "Don't Be Lame.
445
00:18:02,077 --> 00:18:05,010
I Came All The Way Here in
Rush Hour to This Nightmare Event
446
00:18:05,012 --> 00:18:07,514
With No Passenger Side
Window to See Your Dumb Ass".
447
00:18:07,516 --> 00:18:09,282
It's my jam.
448
00:18:11,619 --> 00:18:13,687
Like, why was I mad at you again?
449
00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:15,122
I really can't remember.
450
00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:17,544
Uh... I don't know.
451
00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:20,069
Well, I'll just accept
this as an apology.
452
00:18:20,071 --> 00:18:22,862
This is not an apology.
I didn't come here to apologize.
453
00:18:22,864 --> 00:18:24,319
Oh, so you came here
454
00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:25,345
'cause you missed me?
455
00:18:25,347 --> 00:18:27,143
You couldn't live without me?
456
00:18:27,145 --> 00:18:29,096
Maybe.
457
00:18:29,098 --> 00:18:31,638
Maybe you couldn't live without me?
458
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,440
- Uh...
- We should have fucked.
459
00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:35,374
I'm happy we fucked.
460
00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:38,015
Obvious fucking-ly, I'm
happy we fucked, too. Yeah.
461
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,546
Obviously fucking-ly.
462
00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:43,215
I just don't want our
friends to find out yet, so...
463
00:18:43,217 --> 00:18:44,985
I mean, dude, the last
thing I want in life
464
00:18:44,987 --> 00:18:46,758
is Dave giving me fucking
relationship advice,
465
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,121
so trust me, I understand.
466
00:18:48,123 --> 00:18:51,032
Do you think I want Ally to
give me relationship advice?
467
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,992
You think I want fuckin' Ally
to give me relationship advice?
468
00:18:52,994 --> 00:18:55,562
- Jesus Christ.
- No. So we're good.
469
00:18:55,564 --> 00:18:57,797
You're a crazy person, you know that?
470
00:18:57,799 --> 00:18:59,499
I take that as a compliment.
471
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:00,649
Hey.
472
00:19:00,651 --> 00:19:04,311
- What's up, man?
- Oh, shit. The music stopped. Um...
473
00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:05,369
Oh, shit.
474
00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:08,674
If you're here for the
silent disco, make some noise!
475
00:19:08,676 --> 00:19:10,242
- Yeah.
- Play it, man.
476
00:19:10,244 --> 00:19:11,745
Let's play it.
477
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,517
Can you believe that? Okay, wait.
478
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:20,487
I got something for you.
479
00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:23,190
- Close your eyes.
- Whoa.
480
00:19:23,192 --> 00:19:25,091
Excuse me. Wooden shirt coming through.
481
00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:26,759
A what coming through?
482
00:19:26,761 --> 00:19:28,196
Uh, open your eyes.
483
00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:32,097
What the hell?
484
00:19:32,099 --> 00:19:33,156
What is that?
485
00:19:33,158 --> 00:19:35,869
- It's a wooden shirt.
- Can I wear that?
486
00:19:35,871 --> 00:19:38,103
Obviously. That's why
I got it for you, fool.
487
00:19:38,105 --> 00:19:39,773
Well, put it on.
488
00:19:39,775 --> 00:19:41,453
Put it on me.
489
00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:43,043
Okay, it opens like a door.
490
00:19:43,045 --> 00:19:44,544
Oh.
491
00:19:44,546 --> 00:19:45,679
Are you ready?
492
00:19:45,681 --> 00:19:47,380
Okay, you got to stop.
493
00:19:47,382 --> 00:19:48,816
Don't... don't do that.
494
00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:50,459
I realized that if we're
gonna keep doing this
495
00:19:50,461 --> 00:19:52,285
that you need more shirts, so...
496
00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:54,453
Does it fit?
497
00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:57,958
You look like the Iron Giant. Hold on.
498
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,768
Here are your headphones
499
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:01,504
- for the...
- Oh, yeah.
500
00:20:01,506 --> 00:20:03,196
Get you a seatbelt and a helmet maybe.
501
00:20:03,198 --> 00:20:05,332
Ay...
502
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:10,036
♪ Make my earth quake, oh,
you make my earth quake... ♪
503
00:20:10,038 --> 00:20:11,537
- Hold on, wait, you have to...
- I can't turn.
504
00:20:11,539 --> 00:20:14,740
No, you can't turn that way. Uh. Uh.
505
00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:17,878
One more. Uh. Two more. Mmm.
506
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,616
- ♪ Don't leave... ♪
- Ee...
507
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,980
I have a plan.
508
00:20:20,982 --> 00:20:22,882
- What's your plan?
- So after this,
509
00:20:22,884 --> 00:20:24,758
we watch Friends with Benefits.
510
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,720
- Okay.
- We cry a little bit,
511
00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:28,395
- laugh a little more.
- Mm-hmm.
512
00:20:28,397 --> 00:20:30,856
Step two... my clothes, gone.
513
00:20:30,858 --> 00:20:34,094
Step three... lady's choice.
514
00:20:34,096 --> 00:20:35,732
You think you're gonna get lucky?
515
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,064
♪ 'Cause when it all
comes crashing down... ♪
516
00:20:38,066 --> 00:20:40,256
- Knock on wood.
- Wow.
517
00:20:40,258 --> 00:20:41,834
You get it? That was
good, that was good.
518
00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:45,441
♪ Don't leave, it's my fault ♪
519
00:21:41,908 --> 00:21:44,411
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