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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,303 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:02,305 --> 00:00:04,472 I don't know, man. 3 00:00:04,474 --> 00:00:06,498 I look like the back of a playing card. 4 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:08,404 This is so drippy right here, bro. 5 00:00:08,406 --> 00:00:10,601 - Look at you, bro. - This is, like, what a fuckboy is. 6 00:00:10,603 --> 00:00:12,426 Like, when I hear people calling people fuckboys, 7 00:00:12,428 --> 00:00:13,718 aren't they... isn't this that? 8 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,109 You're doing a concert, bro. 9 00:00:15,111 --> 00:00:17,970 Like, you gonna be fly. You have to be fly at all times. 10 00:00:17,972 --> 00:00:20,087 How do I talk when I'm onstage, by the way, in between songs? 11 00:00:20,089 --> 00:00:22,224 Do I go like, "What's up, y'all, it's your boy Lil Dicky", 12 00:00:22,226 --> 00:00:24,048 and talk in my rap voice, or do I talk in my, 13 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:25,405 like, normal speaking voice and say, 14 00:00:25,407 --> 00:00:26,764 "Hi, everybody. Are you having fun?" 15 00:00:26,766 --> 00:00:28,573 - I mean, both options suck. - Hey, don't y'all think 16 00:00:28,575 --> 00:00:30,699 - my boy look fresh, man? - Oh. You don't have to... 17 00:00:30,701 --> 00:00:31,922 Right, look at his jacket, dude. 18 00:00:31,924 --> 00:00:34,136 He got on Mother Medusa right now. Matter of fact, 19 00:00:34,138 --> 00:00:35,770 y'all don't even know who he is, huh? 20 00:00:35,772 --> 00:00:38,697 - Nah. - This is Lil Dicky. 21 00:00:38,699 --> 00:00:41,242 He got the song "My Dick Sucks". 22 00:00:41,244 --> 00:00:43,868 - Okay. - He about to open up for Meek Mill. 23 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:45,547 Y'all should come. 24 00:00:45,549 --> 00:00:47,548 Where at? 25 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:50,919 Oh. Uh, Philadelphia is where it's happening. 26 00:00:50,921 --> 00:00:53,488 How the fuck you expect us to come to Philly? 27 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:55,279 Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think, 28 00:00:55,281 --> 00:00:57,038 when he said you should come... like, come mentally. 29 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,595 Not ejaculate, obviously. 30 00:00:58,597 --> 00:01:00,262 He means, like, livestream. 31 00:01:00,264 --> 00:01:02,521 GATA: Y'all really need to get a picture with my boy. 32 00:01:02,523 --> 00:01:03,883 He about to blow the fuck up. 33 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:06,601 - All right, man. - All right. 34 00:01:06,603 --> 00:01:08,536 Meek Mill? Shit. Go ahead. 35 00:01:08,538 --> 00:01:10,195 You will want this picture one day. 36 00:01:10,197 --> 00:01:12,085 - Bro... - Take my word for it. 37 00:01:12,087 --> 00:01:14,275 Smiling? What are we doing... straight face, smile... ? 38 00:01:14,277 --> 00:01:16,277 - Man, take the picture. - Okay. 39 00:01:16,279 --> 00:01:17,611 That's hard. 40 00:01:17,613 --> 00:01:19,047 How's it look? Is it good? 41 00:01:19,049 --> 00:01:20,581 Man, that shit's gravy. 42 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:22,950 Oh, you did the... you did the Lil Dicky thing. 43 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,542 Appreciate that. 44 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:26,655 Nah, that's some gang shit... 45 00:01:26,657 --> 00:01:28,390 Gang shit? 46 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:29,947 What do you mean, gang... ? Like... ? 47 00:01:29,949 --> 00:01:31,492 Like, Crip shit. 48 00:01:31,494 --> 00:01:33,727 Oh. 49 00:01:33,729 --> 00:01:35,330 That's cool, I think. 50 00:01:35,332 --> 00:01:36,897 Right? I'm just a little, actually, 51 00:01:36,899 --> 00:01:38,634 concerned now that you mention it, 52 00:01:38,636 --> 00:01:40,558 because I'm, you know, performing and whatnot, 53 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,782 and I'm wearing this blue thing, 54 00:01:41,784 --> 00:01:43,640 and we're all going like this, and I just... 55 00:01:43,642 --> 00:01:46,048 Is there any way we can delete that, and I just... ? 56 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:48,573 I'm not in the gang, and I just want to make sure 57 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,911 I'm not, like, looking like I'm culturally appropriating. 58 00:01:50,913 --> 00:01:53,782 And then what if the Bloods see a picture like that? 59 00:01:53,784 --> 00:01:55,682 Like, if Bloods see this picture, seriously, 60 00:01:55,684 --> 00:01:57,419 if a, if a group of Bloods saw this picture, 61 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:00,755 will they have an issue with me in any way? 62 00:02:00,757 --> 00:02:02,376 You should be good, bro. 63 00:02:02,378 --> 00:02:05,659 You should be good, cuz. Don't trip. This nigga. 64 00:02:05,661 --> 00:02:07,495 - Come on, bro. - "What about the Bloods?" 65 00:02:07,497 --> 00:02:09,931 Funny little white boy. 66 00:02:09,933 --> 00:02:11,999 DAVE: Well, the blue every... 67 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:13,357 What is Crip, Gata? 68 00:02:13,359 --> 00:02:14,714 Show me with your hand. How... ? 69 00:02:14,716 --> 00:02:17,807 So I'm doing Crip every time I do that Lil Dicky thing? 70 00:02:17,809 --> 00:02:21,093 - You're not, but you are, low-key, though. - Fuck. 71 00:02:21,095 --> 00:02:22,843 - ♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ - ♪ I'm Lil Dicky ♪ 72 00:02:22,845 --> 00:02:24,445 - ♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ - ♪ Who's Dave? ♪ 73 00:02:24,447 --> 00:02:25,546 ♪ Hi, I'm Dave. ♪ 74 00:02:25,548 --> 00:02:27,214 ♪ Bling-blaow, ooh ♪ 75 00:02:27,216 --> 00:02:28,550 ♪ Chains on Skateboard P ♪ 76 00:02:28,552 --> 00:02:30,051 ♪ Bling-blaow, ooh ♪ 77 00:02:30,053 --> 00:02:31,820 ♪ Chains on Skateboard P ♪ 78 00:02:31,822 --> 00:02:34,356 ♪ Yo, goin' ape like Nigo ♪ 79 00:02:34,358 --> 00:02:38,159 ♪ Move out the way, please don't be a hero ♪ 80 00:02:38,161 --> 00:02:40,128 ♪ Bling-blaow, ooh, chains on Skateboard P... ♪ 81 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:42,130 ALLY: Dave! Have fun! 82 00:02:42,132 --> 00:02:44,940 I am? What are you... ? I'm having fun. 83 00:02:44,942 --> 00:02:47,034 I'm not gonna put my hands in the air. 84 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:49,237 I'm doing research. 85 00:02:49,239 --> 00:02:50,539 ♪ On the runway... ♪ 86 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:52,874 Oh, my God, it's so risky. 87 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:54,438 MIKE: That's what you need to do. 88 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,344 - That's a liability. - Who cares? 89 00:02:56,346 --> 00:02:58,747 Appreciate you, L.A. Appreciate y'all coming out. 90 00:02:58,749 --> 00:03:00,714 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 91 00:03:00,716 --> 00:03:02,017 All right, uh, let's get out of here. 92 00:03:02,019 --> 00:03:03,218 Go, go, go. I got to go to the bathroom. 93 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,901 Beat the rush. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 94 00:03:04,903 --> 00:03:07,255 I know. You know what I did? I put so much toilet paper 95 00:03:07,257 --> 00:03:08,679 on the seat that I wasn't confident 96 00:03:08,681 --> 00:03:10,558 there'd be enough left for the wiping process... 97 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,560 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Dude, you're, uh... 98 00:03:12,562 --> 00:03:14,396 "Somebody suck me!" 99 00:03:14,398 --> 00:03:15,730 (LAUGHS): Right? 100 00:03:15,732 --> 00:03:17,021 - Yeah, man. How are you? - Oh, my God. 101 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:18,946 Isn't... ? That's... he's "somebody suck me". 102 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,572 - Yeah. - What are you, what are you doing here? 103 00:03:20,574 --> 00:03:22,594 You know, I'm a rapper, so I'm here doing research, 104 00:03:22,596 --> 00:03:24,285 seeing other rappers rap. 105 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,277 - You're a rapper? - Yeah. 106 00:03:26,279 --> 00:03:29,135 I thought you were like a, like a meme. 107 00:03:29,137 --> 00:03:31,115 No. I'm, like, a real guy, 108 00:03:31,117 --> 00:03:32,148 right in front of you. 109 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:34,182 No, I know you're, like, a real guy, but you're, like, a... 110 00:03:34,184 --> 00:03:36,384 What's it called? Like, a parody, right? 111 00:03:36,386 --> 00:03:37,888 A parody of what? 112 00:03:39,121 --> 00:03:40,689 I don't know. (LAUGHS) 113 00:03:40,691 --> 00:03:42,290 Life? 114 00:03:42,292 --> 00:03:44,225 No. 115 00:03:44,227 --> 00:03:45,839 But I appreciate you, man. 116 00:03:45,841 --> 00:03:46,861 Have a good night. 117 00:03:46,863 --> 00:03:48,029 Hey, hey, real quick. 118 00:03:48,031 --> 00:03:50,398 - Somebody suck me! - There it is. 119 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,701 - Are you guys hanging out? - No, we straight, bro. 120 00:03:52,703 --> 00:03:54,702 For sure. Nice to meet you guys. 121 00:03:54,704 --> 00:03:56,738 Hey, uh, the Uber is... is that way. 122 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,205 That's my bad. It's-it's up there. 123 00:03:58,207 --> 00:04:00,207 - Okay, yeah. - (GROANS): Somebody kill me. 124 00:04:00,209 --> 00:04:01,866 MIKE: That show was pretty cool. 125 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:03,390 Did you get some intel? 126 00:04:03,392 --> 00:04:05,340 Yeah, I learned how terrifying this is gonna be, 127 00:04:05,342 --> 00:04:06,703 and that, like, rappers climb, like, 128 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,395 light fixtures just to entertain people. 129 00:04:08,397 --> 00:04:09,978 I'm never gonna climb a light fixture 130 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:11,553 and put my life in jeopardy. 131 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:14,160 - I thought that was the best part. - Bro, don't you realize 132 00:04:14,162 --> 00:04:15,789 that you about to be, like, turning up, 133 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:18,683 opening up for Meek Mill, bro, in your city, his city? 134 00:04:18,685 --> 00:04:20,375 That shit about to be dumbass lit. 135 00:04:20,377 --> 00:04:22,897 Yeah, I... That's what I, that's what I'm realizing. 136 00:04:22,899 --> 00:04:24,999 - It is crazy. - No, it's not that crazy. 137 00:04:25,001 --> 00:04:26,693 This is what happens when you get a manager 138 00:04:26,695 --> 00:04:27,814 who can manage you. 139 00:04:27,816 --> 00:04:30,860 I wish you could manage to get an Uber here. Look, 140 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:33,774 whatever you need... like set design, visuals... 141 00:04:33,776 --> 00:04:35,777 - I'm your girl. - DAVE: The visuals. 142 00:04:35,779 --> 00:04:37,445 - That's a whole 'nother... - (CLICKS TONGUE) 143 00:04:37,447 --> 00:04:40,501 You know, I went from being the "My Dick Sucks" guy 144 00:04:40,503 --> 00:04:42,673 to the "Somebody suck me" man. This is, like... 145 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:45,012 It's a small branding issue, okay? Easy to fix. 146 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:47,188 We just make a video. We show it before every show. 147 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:50,190 It tells people who you really are. It's just, 148 00:04:50,192 --> 00:04:52,293 - we control the narrative that way. - GATA: All you got to do 149 00:04:52,295 --> 00:04:54,329 is this, bro... look, check this shit out. 150 00:04:54,331 --> 00:04:55,764 ♪♪ 151 00:04:55,766 --> 00:04:58,032 ♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪ 152 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,767 - Okay, yeah. - ♪ My dick sucks ♪ 153 00:04:59,769 --> 00:05:01,870 - (ALLY LAUGHS) - ♪ Fuck! ♪ 154 00:05:01,872 --> 00:05:03,460 ♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl ♪ 155 00:05:03,462 --> 00:05:05,219 ♪ 'Ey, girl, what you tryin' to say, girl? ♪ 156 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:06,744 ♪ When you see my dick, you may hurl ♪ 157 00:05:06,746 --> 00:05:08,435 ♪ But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl ♪ 158 00:05:08,437 --> 00:05:10,193 ♪ Whoa, girl, whoa, girl... ♪ 159 00:05:10,195 --> 00:05:12,981 That's all you got to do is turn the fuck up, fool. 160 00:05:12,983 --> 00:05:15,183 Yes, dude. 161 00:05:15,185 --> 00:05:18,208 I can't do any of that, but that is by far the best 162 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:19,800 I've ever felt about my music. 163 00:05:19,802 --> 00:05:21,992 How would you feel about, like, coming onstage with me 164 00:05:21,994 --> 00:05:23,516 and being my hype man? 165 00:05:23,518 --> 00:05:25,642 - What? Are you serious? - Couldn't be more serious. 166 00:05:25,644 --> 00:05:27,165 Aw, don't be rap-capping, bro. 167 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:28,897 I'm not... I don't think I'm rap-capping. 168 00:05:28,899 --> 00:05:29,998 I'm being serious. 169 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,289 Oh. I support this. 170 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,214 It's good to take the bulk of the dancing off your plate. 171 00:05:33,216 --> 00:05:34,586 No. Okay, that's not... 172 00:05:34,588 --> 00:05:36,003 - we're not gonna hire people. - DAVE: No, no, no. 173 00:05:36,005 --> 00:05:37,733 This is a dictatorship. Sorry. 174 00:05:37,735 --> 00:05:39,256 Gata, you are my hype man. 175 00:05:39,258 --> 00:05:41,636 - That's what I'm talking about, baby! - Give me a hug. 176 00:05:41,638 --> 00:05:42,649 - Yeah. - Yeah. 177 00:05:42,651 --> 00:05:44,144 Come on, bro, I can't believe this, man. 178 00:05:44,146 --> 00:05:46,580 - Are you ready? - I can't believe this, bro. Hold on. 179 00:05:46,582 --> 00:05:48,082 DAVE: You know I'm gonna take this very seriously. 180 00:05:48,084 --> 00:05:49,983 Fo' sho'. 181 00:05:49,985 --> 00:05:51,187 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 182 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:55,857 _ 183 00:05:55,859 --> 00:05:58,258 Whoo! Man, we killed it out there, y'all. 184 00:05:58,260 --> 00:06:00,361 I know y'all had a good time. Good looking, fool. 185 00:06:00,363 --> 00:06:01,930 ♪ Cut it, cut it ♪ 186 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:03,031 - ♪ Skrrt ♪ - ♪ Cut it ♪ 187 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:04,198 That's that booty. 188 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,433 Damn, shorty, you's a cutie. 189 00:06:06,435 --> 00:06:09,404 Uh. I'm about to make my way to the back, though, 190 00:06:09,406 --> 00:06:12,201 'cause you know I'm all-access, I got it like that. 191 00:06:12,203 --> 00:06:13,959 Nutti the boss. What's up, Nutti? 192 00:06:13,961 --> 00:06:15,743 - What's good, baby? - Back here managing things. 193 00:06:15,745 --> 00:06:17,969 What up, Pacman? What's good? Hey, bro. 194 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:19,807 - How do out there with you, bro? - Man, you went crazy. 195 00:06:19,809 --> 00:06:21,582 - GATA: Nah, you went crazy. - Nah, you did that. 196 00:06:21,584 --> 00:06:24,051 O.T. Genasis went crazy. We turned that shit up. 197 00:06:24,053 --> 00:06:25,956 The crowd was lit. They ate it up, Pac. 198 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,354 Man, but guess what, though. 199 00:06:27,356 --> 00:06:29,724 We could be on planes doing big things, man. 200 00:06:29,726 --> 00:06:31,482 I'm trying to get on them PJs, baby. 201 00:06:31,484 --> 00:06:33,394 I'm having a crazy good-ass time. 202 00:06:33,396 --> 00:06:35,096 What's up with your fine ass, baby? 203 00:06:35,098 --> 00:06:36,420 I know you got a number for me. 204 00:06:36,422 --> 00:06:38,599 - I got two phones. - Hey, bro, hey, bro, tone down a little bit. 205 00:06:38,601 --> 00:06:40,200 Chill don't pay the bills, bro. 206 00:06:40,202 --> 00:06:42,536 For real, like, I got to be hype at all times, bro. 207 00:06:42,538 --> 00:06:44,321 - That's cool for you, man. - I don't get paid 208 00:06:44,323 --> 00:06:46,241 to be calm, bro... I'm a hype man. 209 00:06:46,243 --> 00:06:48,560 You feel me? But let's take it to the next level, baby. 210 00:06:48,562 --> 00:06:50,880 Like, let's hit up Weezy, he got slots for us, 211 00:06:50,882 --> 00:06:53,548 Lil Wayne tour... we can do all of that. 212 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:55,175 Y'all know I'm connected and respected. 213 00:06:55,177 --> 00:06:56,206 You're doing extras, bro, 214 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,318 - you're doing extras, bro. - The problem is, 215 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,553 - y'all not extra with me. - Chill out. 216 00:06:58,555 --> 00:07:00,587 We supposed to having extra, extra fun! 217 00:07:00,589 --> 00:07:02,257 Man, what's up with your boy, bro? 218 00:07:02,259 --> 00:07:04,269 GATA: Man, I see how it is. Y'all trying to turn me down. 219 00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:05,582 You dig what I'm saying? 220 00:07:05,584 --> 00:07:06,728 - Oh, yeah. - Yo, yo. 221 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,923 Yeah! Huh-huh! 222 00:07:07,925 --> 00:07:09,330 You're doing too much right now. 223 00:07:09,332 --> 00:07:11,298 - Too much, like what? - Chill, baby. 224 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,000 I'm not about to chill. I'm gonna go to the front, 225 00:07:13,002 --> 00:07:14,835 'cause it's real in the front, baby. Let's go. 226 00:07:14,837 --> 00:07:16,904 'Cause it's party time. 227 00:07:16,906 --> 00:07:19,808 Can't take that no more, bro, he got to roll. 228 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:23,411 - Like roll roll-type. - All right. Say less, man. 229 00:07:23,413 --> 00:07:25,313 GATA: I'm staying up here, man, I swear. 230 00:07:25,315 --> 00:07:26,748 My bad. That's your girl. 231 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,416 (GATA CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 232 00:07:28,418 --> 00:07:30,618 My little gander. 233 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:31,853 They trippin' on me. 234 00:07:31,855 --> 00:07:33,445 - Yo, you got to go. - Aw, come on, man. 235 00:07:33,447 --> 00:07:34,903 You really about to kick me off the bus? 236 00:07:34,905 --> 00:07:36,491 - Let me just holla at you... - Come on, Nutti, 237 00:07:36,493 --> 00:07:38,853 don't do me like this, man, let me get one more chance, bro. 238 00:07:41,307 --> 00:07:43,831 So, I mixed all your favorite primary colors, 239 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,855 and then I pulled pics off your socials, 240 00:07:45,857 --> 00:07:48,258 and they'll be projected on-screen behind you. 241 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:51,539 I just feel like you're making me look very lame or something. 242 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:53,707 Making you? 243 00:07:53,709 --> 00:07:55,609 DAVE: And by the way, I think this is funny and a... 244 00:07:55,611 --> 00:07:58,212 very valid attempt... I just think, I'm already 245 00:07:58,214 --> 00:08:01,688 kind of in an uphill battle here opening up for Meek Mill, 246 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,070 'cause his crowd isn't necessarily my crowd, 247 00:08:04,072 --> 00:08:05,553 and I don't need to, like, double down 248 00:08:05,555 --> 00:08:08,789 and remind everybody, "Hey, if you didn't know I was white, 249 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,791 Jewish and suburban and a loser, 250 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:13,695 just look behind me and you'll really know it. 251 00:08:13,697 --> 00:08:15,962 You know? Like, I'm not sure they'll like it. 252 00:08:15,964 --> 00:08:18,532 When did you start caring about what other people want? 253 00:08:18,534 --> 00:08:20,969 Since, like, 254 00:08:20,971 --> 00:08:22,637 pretty much, like, now. 255 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:24,538 'Cause it's, like, a very real thing. 256 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:25,806 - David. - Yeah. 257 00:08:25,808 --> 00:08:27,330 - Stop. - Okay. 258 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,189 Well, I-I just think I'd feel much better about it 259 00:08:29,191 --> 00:08:32,528 if we could lock down a great representation visually 260 00:08:32,530 --> 00:08:33,915 of what my brand is. 261 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:37,693 Okay, so, how exactly would you describe your brand? 262 00:08:37,695 --> 00:08:39,906 Like, aesthetically or "cinematographically", 263 00:08:39,908 --> 00:08:40,921 if that's a word... 264 00:08:40,923 --> 00:08:42,690 - It's not. - ... I feel like it's everything 265 00:08:42,692 --> 00:08:46,360 you loved about the classic movies of our childhood. 266 00:08:46,362 --> 00:08:48,429 Like Sandlot, Billy Madison, 267 00:08:48,431 --> 00:08:50,698 Apocalypse Now, Happy Gilmore, Clueless. 268 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:51,932 But at the same time, 269 00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:53,935 I feel like my brand is not rooted in the past. 270 00:08:53,937 --> 00:08:55,435 It's actually very forward-thinking 271 00:08:55,437 --> 00:08:56,704 - and, like, futuristic. - Mm-hmm. 272 00:08:56,706 --> 00:08:57,872 - Mm-hmm. - It's like, imagine, like, 273 00:08:57,874 --> 00:09:00,275 what 2090 is like. 274 00:09:00,277 --> 00:09:04,912 But, like, it's being described by someone who's from 1920. 275 00:09:04,914 --> 00:09:06,013 Mm-hmm. 276 00:09:06,015 --> 00:09:07,348 Yeah. 277 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,449 Okay. 278 00:09:08,451 --> 00:09:10,685 Like this? 279 00:09:10,687 --> 00:09:11,920 To me, 280 00:09:11,922 --> 00:09:13,754 it says, "Don't give too many notes 281 00:09:13,756 --> 00:09:15,889 to the person doing this shit for free". 282 00:09:15,891 --> 00:09:17,892 All right, well, I... 283 00:09:17,894 --> 00:09:20,898 won't give you any more notes, then, I guess. 284 00:09:21,898 --> 00:09:24,133 I'll do one more pass. 285 00:09:24,135 --> 00:09:26,392 - Thanks, slug. - Don't touch me. 286 00:09:26,394 --> 00:09:28,051 - ♪ They don't care about my cock ♪ - (WHOOPS) 287 00:09:28,053 --> 00:09:29,675 - ♪ I could use a pussy mop ♪ - ♪ Drip ♪ 288 00:09:29,677 --> 00:09:31,238 - ♪ In the scene like I'm a prop ♪ - (GRUNTS) 289 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,773 ♪ She saw me and went in shock ♪ 290 00:09:32,775 --> 00:09:34,474 ♪ Technically I'm unemployed ♪ 291 00:09:34,476 --> 00:09:36,043 ♪ But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna work ♪ 292 00:09:36,045 --> 00:09:37,711 - ♪ Work ♪ - ♪ Stackin' paper like a clerk ♪ 293 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:39,546 ♪ And all my haters look perturbed ♪ 294 00:09:39,548 --> 00:09:41,581 ♪ Been there since birth, my dick look ♪ 295 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,317 - ♪ Like it's a saltshaker ♪ - ♪ Shaker ♪ 296 00:09:43,319 --> 00:09:45,196 ♪ My dick look like it get chokeslammed ♪ 297 00:09:45,198 --> 00:09:46,753 - ♪ By the Undertaker ♪ - (GRUNTS) 298 00:09:46,755 --> 00:09:49,489 ♪ My dick like the Lord made everything about me player ♪ 299 00:09:49,491 --> 00:09:51,258 - ♪ Player ♪ - ♪ Then he had to make my dick ♪ 300 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:53,094 ♪ And send it straight on down to Satan ♪ 301 00:09:53,096 --> 00:09:55,128 - ♪ Devil's dick ♪ - ♪ My dick sucks ♪ 302 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,931 - (WHOOPS) - ♪ My dick sucks ♪ 303 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:58,800 - ♪ Hey. ♪ - All right. Cut-cut it off. 304 00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:02,192 Cut the music off. All of this just feels so, like, expected. 305 00:10:02,194 --> 00:10:03,219 What the fuck, bro? 306 00:10:03,221 --> 00:10:05,272 It's just exactly what any rapper would do. 307 00:10:05,274 --> 00:10:06,823 Don't you want to be a rapper? 308 00:10:06,825 --> 00:10:08,231 Bro, what's wrong? What do you want me to do? 309 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,911 I can do anything, bro. I'm like a magician, bro. 310 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,646 Look at these notes. I've been plotting and jotting, bro. 311 00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:13,028 I've been thinking about this shit all night. 312 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,415 The best show of your life, 313 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:15,816 and I'm treating it like it's my life. 314 00:10:15,818 --> 00:10:16,974 Let's do this shit together, bro. 315 00:10:16,976 --> 00:10:18,252 DAVE It's not a you thing. You're doing great. 316 00:10:18,254 --> 00:10:19,653 I'm just thinking, like, shouldn't I be doing 317 00:10:19,655 --> 00:10:21,656 more, like, Andy Kaufman-like stuff? 318 00:10:21,658 --> 00:10:23,858 Like stunts, like sitting onstage, 319 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:25,410 like, cross-legged, smoking a cigar. 320 00:10:25,412 --> 00:10:27,094 Maybe not even open my mouth and talk. 321 00:10:27,096 --> 00:10:28,762 I just sit there, like, experiment socially. 322 00:10:28,764 --> 00:10:30,831 Oh, you're trying to be on some undercover rap shit, 323 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,466 like James Bond. When the last time 324 00:10:32,468 --> 00:10:34,301 you seen James Bond take a shit in any of his movies? 325 00:10:34,303 --> 00:10:36,036 Have you seen James Bond take a shit in any of his movies? 326 00:10:36,038 --> 00:10:38,138 I mean, I don't think they film shit like that 327 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:39,339 in movies just in general. 328 00:10:39,341 --> 00:10:40,680 But, hey, preach, brother. 329 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,609 Okay, you right. 'Cause everything I say is real. 330 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:44,012 Everything I say needs to be on a T-shirt. 331 00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:45,603 Come on, bro. If you want 332 00:10:45,605 --> 00:10:46,948 the Andy Kaufman shit, put it up there. 333 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,148 Hologram, bro. You're LD. 334 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:49,816 Get a fucking hologram. You could do anything, bro. 335 00:10:49,818 --> 00:10:50,984 - Hol... - Don't you think he can get a hologram? 336 00:10:50,986 --> 00:10:52,152 We need to get one of them holograms, 337 00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:53,761 for real, for real. Call the venue, bro. 338 00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:55,823 Yeah, no. No, we're not getting a hologram. 339 00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:57,791 - You can't afford rent, so no. - I'm just trying 340 00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:00,490 to figure out, like, what is unique to Lil Dicky. 341 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:01,829 Like, who is Lil Dicky? 342 00:11:01,831 --> 00:11:03,464 What is something only he would do? 343 00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:05,465 Or I would d... Or... Fuck, this is confusing. 344 00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:08,036 Suck your own dick onstage. 345 00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:09,970 Can I do that? Legally? 346 00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:11,375 Can I suck my own dick onstage? 347 00:11:12,841 --> 00:11:14,508 That's a real question? 348 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:16,667 You're asking me about being able 349 00:11:16,669 --> 00:11:18,358 to suck your own penis in front of... 350 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,449 Legally. I'm just... Legally. 351 00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:21,581 Can you even do that in real life? 352 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:24,317 I believe I can. I used to as a kid. Oh, my God. 353 00:11:24,319 --> 00:11:25,975 I stopped doing it at a certain point, 354 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,129 'cause it felt more like giving head 355 00:11:27,131 --> 00:11:28,321 than getting it, but... 356 00:11:28,323 --> 00:11:30,224 ELZ: Did you even come or anything? 357 00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:31,392 - DAVE: Uh... - Oh, my God. 358 00:11:31,394 --> 00:11:33,551 - Don't tell me you swallowed. - I, like, kind of... 359 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:35,685 It was like a neck hair thing... 360 00:11:35,687 --> 00:11:37,230 So you pulled out of your mouth and then you shot it 361 00:11:37,232 --> 00:11:38,833 - and you caught it in your neck? - Yes. 362 00:11:38,835 --> 00:11:40,368 What are you, a Globetrotter? (CHUCKLES) 363 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,058 Yeah, I didn't... Like I said, it was a burden. 364 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,750 - (WHOOPS) - I stopped doing it for that reason. I'm just saying, 365 00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:44,874 if it was legal, it's, like, 366 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,107 definitely an interesting visual. 367 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:47,264 Okay, if not that... 368 00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:49,277 So we're gonna make that video, like I said, 369 00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:51,045 that shows exactly who Lil Dicky is. 370 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:52,906 - No gimmicks, no bullshit. - But you're not listening to me. 371 00:11:52,908 --> 00:11:54,663 I don't even know who Lil Dicky is. 372 00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:55,682 Like, that's what I'm saying. 373 00:11:55,684 --> 00:11:56,684 Like, I'm trying to figure it out. 374 00:11:56,686 --> 00:11:57,808 I don't even know what this thing is yet. 375 00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:59,517 What Lil Dicky is? He a legend, bro. 376 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,522 Ain't you TTG, trained to go? Let's go, baby. 377 00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:02,790 We going straight to the mountaintop. 378 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,057 Mount Rushmore-type shit. 379 00:12:04,059 --> 00:12:05,583 Let's go over here, do what we got to do. 380 00:12:05,585 --> 00:12:07,360 Let's gander, wiggle up, hit the stage. 381 00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:09,196 Me and him. Bret Hart, Owen Hart, 382 00:12:09,198 --> 00:12:11,199 jumping off the top row. You know what I mean? 383 00:12:11,201 --> 00:12:12,800 Let's Super Smash Brother these hoes, bro. 384 00:12:12,802 --> 00:12:14,801 - Listen to me, bro. Come on. - Gata! 385 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,237 Dude, you need to calm down. 386 00:12:16,239 --> 00:12:18,242 Listen to yourself, bro. 387 00:12:21,878 --> 00:12:23,076 My bad, y'all. 388 00:12:23,078 --> 00:12:24,438 I'm-a go get some water over here. 389 00:12:27,216 --> 00:12:29,086 This is your fault. 390 00:12:30,953 --> 00:12:32,820 (WHISPERING): I don't know. 391 00:12:32,822 --> 00:12:34,345 It's a lot. 392 00:12:34,347 --> 00:12:36,090 _ 393 00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:39,093 Ma, when the last time you been to Chick-fil-A on Expo and Fig? 394 00:12:39,095 --> 00:12:41,262 Ooh, I don't feel like going to Expo and Fig. 395 00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:43,469 What? They got the best sauce, the best service. 396 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,786 But we got food at home, already paid for. 397 00:12:45,788 --> 00:12:47,334 - Thank you. - Already paid for? Ain't nobody worried 398 00:12:47,336 --> 00:12:49,670 - about the price of Chick-fil-A. - Well, I know you're not, 399 00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:52,406 after what you just spent on the same pair of shoes 400 00:12:52,408 --> 00:12:54,098 - in different colors. - Aw, hell no! 401 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,468 I know you ain't in here buying shoes. You still owe me money. 402 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:58,521 - Relax, bro. Come on. - Ain't about to relax, bro. 403 00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:59,569 - You know what time it is with me. - Just relax, bro. 404 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,577 In front of all these people? 405 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:01,839 - It's not that serious. - I don't care about them people, fool. 406 00:13:01,841 --> 00:13:03,117 Either you gonna run me my money, bro, 407 00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:04,508 or you gonna take them shoes back right now, bro. 408 00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:05,786 - I'm not playing with you. - I know you see me working 409 00:13:05,788 --> 00:13:07,088 with Pacman da Gunman, Wayne... 410 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,288 I don't care about none of that make-believe, 411 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,456 - fairy-tale shit, bro. - Bro, just chill. 412 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,657 - Okay, look. Here. - Bro, take them shoes back. 413 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,093 How much money does he owe you? 414 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,761 Ma'am, I wouldn't take no money from you. 415 00:13:13,763 --> 00:13:15,762 - I promise you, I wouldn't. - Bro, it's all good. You know what? 416 00:13:15,764 --> 00:13:16,964 Come on, big homey. Let's go. It's all love. 417 00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:18,299 - A'ight. - Okay, look. Here, I'll... 418 00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:19,867 Hey, bang the register, man. 419 00:13:19,869 --> 00:13:21,502 - I got to make a return. - That's what I'm talking about. 420 00:13:21,504 --> 00:13:23,003 - Okay, uh... - CAZ: Yeah. 421 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:25,162 I just got to give a-a reason for the return. 422 00:13:25,164 --> 00:13:27,141 'Cause he's a bitch-ass nigga. That's why. 423 00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,975 - Oh. All right. - (TYPES) 424 00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,710 I'm-a remember that, bro. 425 00:13:30,712 --> 00:13:31,869 Here. 426 00:13:31,871 --> 00:13:33,147 Punk, no, that's my money, nigga. 427 00:13:33,149 --> 00:13:34,348 - Give me the receipt. - Man, you know what? 428 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,449 I can't believe this. 429 00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:36,950 He don't even know I'm poppin' like that, bro. 430 00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:39,052 It's gonna be all good, bro. The whole world 431 00:13:39,054 --> 00:13:41,888 gonna see how poppin' I am. I'm-a have all of this, bro. 432 00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,446 Man, fuck all these shoes. 433 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,872 All this shit gonna be mine! 434 00:13:44,874 --> 00:13:47,789 I'm-a own this whole entire collection! You feel me? 435 00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:49,347 - All this shit gonna be mine. - Glenn, I'm gonna call security. 436 00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:51,783 Every colorway in here gonna be mine! 437 00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:54,001 These black ones. All of this shit gonna be mine. 438 00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:56,403 - This whole entire store is gonna be mine! - Gata. 439 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:59,040 Gata, listen, listen, you're acting really crazy right now. 440 00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:01,175 - Crazy? You calling me crazy? - Just... 441 00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:03,291 Are you my mama? He ain't working 442 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:05,603 with Pacman da Gunman. He ain't working with Lil Wayne. 443 00:14:05,605 --> 00:14:06,822 - What does that have to do with anything? - That's me. 444 00:14:06,824 --> 00:14:09,240 He don't even realize my face is money. 445 00:14:09,242 --> 00:14:11,384 - I just need you to calm down. Take a br... - I ain't calming shit down! 446 00:14:11,386 --> 00:14:13,220 Matter of fact, I'm-a take this jacket off. 447 00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:15,323 This shit that you bought me is cheap. 448 00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:16,389 I don't need nobody. 449 00:14:16,391 --> 00:14:18,358 - Fuck this jacket. And look. - (STAMMERS) 450 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,938 And this backpack that got this laptop in it. 451 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,097 You feel me? This $1,300 laptop 452 00:14:23,099 --> 00:14:24,601 - ain't shit to me. - Oh, God! 453 00:14:24,603 --> 00:14:26,200 You feel me? Ain't nothing. 454 00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:28,771 So, how are you my mama and you talking about I'm crazy? 455 00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:31,494 - How you gonna call your own son crazy? - Please. Just... I didn't... 456 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,827 - Just relax! - Ain't nobody about to calm down. 457 00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:34,211 - Just... - I ain't about to c... Get your hands off me. 458 00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:35,225 - Get your hands off me. - Oh, my God. 459 00:14:35,227 --> 00:14:36,410 - Please, don't hurt him. - Get your hands off me. 460 00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:38,411 - Don't hurt him! - Call somebody! 461 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,807 DOCTOR: Mr. Ganter, 462 00:14:40,809 --> 00:14:43,751 I'm gonna give you a low dose of Depakote to stabilize you, 463 00:14:43,753 --> 00:14:45,654 and we'll see how you go from there. 464 00:14:45,656 --> 00:14:47,754 Can you see how I do with a commissary burrito, man? 465 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,522 I ain't ate shit since I've been here. 466 00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:51,858 Yeah, I'll get you a burrito. 467 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:54,262 - Thank you, Doctor. - I can't believe this. 468 00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:57,230 I know, honey. I know. We're gonna get through this. 469 00:14:57,232 --> 00:14:59,795 - Why'd they strap me to the bed, Mama? - I know. 470 00:14:59,797 --> 00:15:01,902 - I love you. - Why'd they strap me to the bed? 471 00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,804 - (CRYING) - Oh, my God, sweetheart. 472 00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,143 It's okay. 473 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,642 You're just sitting there, 474 00:15:08,644 --> 00:15:10,076 just looking at me like... 475 00:15:10,078 --> 00:15:11,579 letting the doctor talk to me 476 00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:13,413 like I'm just some stupid person, 477 00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:15,416 like-like I'm just crazy, Ma. 478 00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:16,816 Like, you just let him walk away. 479 00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:19,320 Talking about some pills I don't even know about. 480 00:15:19,322 --> 00:15:20,353 Please, please, 481 00:15:20,355 --> 00:15:22,156 - please, please, please, please. - "Take this shit off my-my son". 482 00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,490 - Like... (CRYING) - (SNIFFLES) 483 00:15:23,492 --> 00:15:25,258 It's okay. It's okay. 484 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,661 DAVE: Gata, tomorrow night, 485 00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:28,287 7:00 p.m., another rehearsal. 486 00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,598 Damn, another rehearsal tomorrow, bro? 487 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,833 - Damn, I'm there. - And if I'm being honest, 488 00:15:32,835 --> 00:15:35,226 we got to be a lot more focused than we were today, 489 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:37,171 'cause it was all over the place and... 490 00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,447 Bring it, okay? 491 00:15:38,449 --> 00:15:39,739 I need to get that filled. 492 00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:41,341 Hello? 493 00:15:41,343 --> 00:15:43,844 - Thank you. - Hello? Gata. 494 00:15:43,846 --> 00:15:46,135 - Hello! - Oh, yeah. I'm listening, bro. 495 00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:48,126 You know me. I'm just fucking with some bitches. 496 00:15:48,128 --> 00:15:50,627 All right, Gata, like, I can't even express 497 00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:52,185 how important this show is, okay? 498 00:15:52,187 --> 00:15:53,675 So please do not disappoint me. 499 00:15:53,677 --> 00:15:56,089 Come on, bro. Does molasses drip on trees? 500 00:15:56,091 --> 00:15:59,326 That adage is not one I'm familiar with, 501 00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:00,695 but sure. 502 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,128 I got to go. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 503 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,297 Goodbye. 504 00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:06,132 I am so sorry about that, 505 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,974 but I need to get that dosage and prescription filled ASAP. 506 00:16:08,976 --> 00:16:10,998 Is this for seizures or mood stabilization? 507 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,066 The last one. 508 00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,373 Have you had this dosage before? 509 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,709 Y'all just gonna stand there and watch? 510 00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:16,810 Nah, I never had this dosage, but my doctor told me 511 00:16:16,812 --> 00:16:18,713 if I find myself, like, ramping up, 512 00:16:18,715 --> 00:16:20,695 that I need to get this dosage. 513 00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:22,518 All right. Give me 30 minutes, okay? 514 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,190 Thank you. (EXHALES) 515 00:16:28,374 --> 00:16:30,990 ♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪ 516 00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,027 ♪ My dick sucks... ♪ 517 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,061 Yeah, the 808s are harder. 518 00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:37,531 So, let's leave it as is... done. 519 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:40,567 I do think that it's not the perfect 808s 520 00:16:40,569 --> 00:16:41,835 - if I'm being honest. - (GROANING) 521 00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:43,237 Can you actually pull up, uh, 522 00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:45,415 that propane beat that you have on hold for me? 523 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,875 'Cause I think those 808s are even better. 524 00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:49,342 - And if we could incorporate... - On hold? 525 00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:52,079 - Play that for me real quick. - Okay. 526 00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:55,317 (BEAT PLAYING) 527 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,585 Incorporate those. 528 00:16:57,587 --> 00:16:59,919 I could, but I gave this one 529 00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:01,355 to some other rapper. 530 00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:03,323 So... 531 00:17:03,325 --> 00:17:05,225 Are you joking, or no, you're being serious? 532 00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:07,762 You gave the beat that you were holding for me away 533 00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:10,196 to a different rapper? I-I've been working on that song. 534 00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,366 For three months, you've been working on that beat? 535 00:17:12,368 --> 00:17:14,994 Yeah, it takes me... years to write a song sometimes. 536 00:17:14,996 --> 00:17:16,669 I've been putting in so many hours over that beat. 537 00:17:16,671 --> 00:17:18,739 - You just gave it away? - Okay, so let me ask you a question. 538 00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:21,498 If, let's say, Beyoncé was like, "Yo, Elz, I need a beat 539 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,410 right now". Her and Jay want to go put out an album, 540 00:17:23,412 --> 00:17:25,378 and I'm gonna give 'em beats, and for some reason 541 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:28,115 you have the fucking beat that I gave you three months ago... 542 00:17:28,117 --> 00:17:29,416 - Yeah. - ... to use. 543 00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:30,751 If you said, "Yeah, I'm holding it for you". 544 00:17:30,753 --> 00:17:32,118 And they started working on it, and they're like, 545 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,553 "You know what... ?" Okay, actually forget it. 546 00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:34,887 - It depends. - Whatever, whatever. 547 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,122 It's your beat... you own me. 548 00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:37,758 You can take any beat of mine you want. 549 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,257 If anybody else, if Kanye West asks me for a beat 550 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,228 and you have it, it's yours, take the beat. 551 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,809 Well, don't make me feel bad about it. 552 00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:46,233 Don't feel bad... it's your fucking beat, enjoy it. 553 00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:48,075 Well, you could've given me a heads up or I don't know... 554 00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:50,467 - We can talk about it... - And here's the heads up. 555 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,739 I don't, I mean, I understand. 556 00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:53,107 that there's other rappers, but... 557 00:17:53,109 --> 00:17:55,376 What's up? 558 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,577 What's going on? 559 00:17:56,579 --> 00:17:58,202 We were arguing. 560 00:17:58,204 --> 00:17:59,280 Just a little bit. 561 00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:01,549 - Is it over? - No. 562 00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,717 Okay, well, this is 45 bucks an hour, so argue after. 563 00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:06,042 Fine, let's rehearse. 564 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,487 Okay, so rehearse. Gata. 565 00:18:07,489 --> 00:18:08,989 Gata? 566 00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:10,558 Gata, Gata. 567 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,658 Dave. 568 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,426 He's asleep, okay. 569 00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:16,096 - Wake up, sunshine. - Up you go. 570 00:18:16,098 --> 00:18:18,165 - You all right? - (GATA GRUNTS) 571 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:21,301 Yeah, I'm good, bro, come on. 572 00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:22,893 - This is a good choice right here. - _ 573 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,437 The dual-band makes a big difference. 574 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:25,839 This is the one I got at my crib, so... 575 00:18:25,841 --> 00:18:27,640 Here's your refund, and I hope you have a good day. 576 00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:30,444 Thank you for coming to Game Force. 577 00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:32,483 Hey, yo, what up, my man, I want to return this. 578 00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:33,746 It's not working how it's supposed to. 579 00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,182 Oh, that's cool, I got you. 580 00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:37,354 Hold up... Gata? 581 00:18:38,821 --> 00:18:40,820 - Bino. - What? 582 00:18:40,822 --> 00:18:42,423 You used to serve tree for Pacman. 583 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,091 - What? That's crazy. - Yeah, what's up, bro? 584 00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:47,160 - What's up, bro? - Man, chilling, dawg. 585 00:18:47,162 --> 00:18:49,053 - Just trying to get in where I fit in. - That's what's up. 586 00:18:49,055 --> 00:18:50,718 Dang, I was wondering what ever happened to you, dawg. 587 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,699 I'm still serving 'em, but I stopped seeing you around. 588 00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,916 Hey, well, you know, I didn't want to miss moms and sis. 589 00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:56,699 I was tired of being on the road, you know what I'm saying? 590 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:57,967 So I had to find something to suit me. 591 00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,772 You know, I'm in here with the Force, baby. 592 00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:01,341 Facts, all right. 593 00:19:01,343 --> 00:19:02,433 Okay, cool. 594 00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:03,676 I'm glad to see you good, man. 595 00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:04,878 Niggas said you went crazy, man. 596 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,746 But I'm glad to see that ain't true, bro. 597 00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,782 Well, you know niggas be lying 598 00:19:08,784 --> 00:19:10,016 on me like a Persian rug. 599 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,519 All right, cool. 600 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,318 Well, shoot, man, I'll tell Nutti I saw you, dawg. 601 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,687 Oh, you still mess with Nutti? 602 00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:16,456 Yeah, whenever one of his artists need weed. 603 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,658 He in the studio with YG actually right now. 604 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,971 He in the studio with YG? 605 00:19:19,973 --> 00:19:22,396 - Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers. - That's what's up, bro. 606 00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:23,630 You mind if I get tapped in? 607 00:19:23,632 --> 00:19:26,168 Lock me in with that number, man. 608 00:19:27,536 --> 00:19:30,137 Y-Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. 609 00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:31,472 - I got you. - Man, I appreciate you, bro. 610 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,339 ♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl ♪ 611 00:19:33,341 --> 00:19:34,742 ♪ 'Ey, girl, what you tryin' to say, girl? ♪ 612 00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:36,476 ♪ When you see my dick, you may hurl ♪ 613 00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:38,512 ♪ But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl ♪ 614 00:19:38,514 --> 00:19:40,013 ♪ Whoa, girl, whoa, girl. ♪ 615 00:19:40,015 --> 00:19:41,814 Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 616 00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:43,841 Dude. Can you just run it back, bro? 617 00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:46,392 Can you just, like, not be right where I am? 618 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,745 Like, and let me have space up here to operate? 619 00:19:48,747 --> 00:19:50,492 Dave, just chill, give me a minute, bro. 620 00:19:50,494 --> 00:19:52,559 - You think I can sit down for a second? - Sit down? 621 00:19:52,561 --> 00:19:54,774 - Yeah, man. - No, dude, we got to rehearse. 622 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:55,904 What do you mean? I told you this is, like, 623 00:19:55,906 --> 00:19:57,097 the biggest deal in the world to me. 624 00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:59,500 Like, this is the opposite of the energy I need right now. 625 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,833 Like, we have to do it. 626 00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:02,403 You knew we had to rehearse today. What are you doing? 627 00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:03,603 Yeah, I couldn't have been clearer about how 628 00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:05,572 important this is to me. Like, are you fucking high? 629 00:20:05,574 --> 00:20:06,715 ELZ: Have you been taking zans or something? 630 00:20:06,717 --> 00:20:08,742 Like, what is, like, your deal right now? What, like... ? 631 00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:10,314 Dude, I'm fucking bipolar. 632 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:17,051 You're bipolar? 633 00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:20,357 I have a chemical imbalance going on inside my brain. 634 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:24,667 Gata, did a doctor diagnose you? 635 00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:25,892 Medicine and the whole nine. 636 00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:28,561 I take eight to ten pills every night, bro... like, 637 00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:31,100 the other day I felt myself ramping up, 638 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:33,124 I took too much, and it probably fucked me up, man. 639 00:20:33,126 --> 00:20:34,662 Look at me, man. 640 00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:40,145 It's much harder to stay mad at this point. 641 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:42,576 It makes me feel like a rat in a hole sometimes. 642 00:20:42,578 --> 00:20:44,945 Like, I got to express this to you, bro. 643 00:20:44,947 --> 00:20:46,280 Hot, cold... 644 00:20:46,282 --> 00:20:47,580 that's me. 645 00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:48,916 I never tell nobody 646 00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,083 this type of shit, bro. 647 00:20:50,085 --> 00:20:51,141 Never, ever. 648 00:20:51,143 --> 00:20:52,700 Shit's embarrassing, bro. 649 00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:55,054 Like, I've been like this for a while. 650 00:20:55,056 --> 00:20:58,391 We appreciate you sharing all this with us, like, seriously. 651 00:20:58,393 --> 00:20:59,893 You can tell us any of this stuff. 652 00:20:59,895 --> 00:21:01,128 I love y'all, man, and 653 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:02,730 you guys make me feel comfortable. 654 00:21:02,732 --> 00:21:04,999 You guys are weirdos just like me, bro. 655 00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:07,833 (CRYING): This dude rap about having a small dick all the time. 656 00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:11,571 This dude right here rubs acne on his back, no problem. 657 00:21:11,573 --> 00:21:14,140 This dude back here dresses cool as fuck. 658 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,676 He knows all the hip-hop urban lingo 659 00:21:16,678 --> 00:21:19,012 but pronounces all his words properly. 660 00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:21,281 And I'm really bipolar, bruh. 661 00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:22,582 Like, really bipolar. 662 00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:24,226 Sometime I feel crazy. 663 00:21:24,228 --> 00:21:25,618 And sometime I feel lazy. 664 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,755 And I appreciate that, and I think I speak for all of us 665 00:21:28,757 --> 00:21:30,924 when I say we're in this thing together, man. 666 00:21:30,926 --> 00:21:32,826 I love you, man, you know, um, 667 00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:34,595 I really appreciate you, like... 668 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:35,862 I love you, too, bro. 669 00:21:35,864 --> 00:21:37,464 You got to know that... you feel me? 670 00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:39,366 I never would come here purposely trying 671 00:21:39,368 --> 00:21:41,004 to fuck your shit up. 672 00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:46,839 Well, Gata, I'm glad you told us. 673 00:21:46,841 --> 00:21:48,308 And... 674 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:50,310 I think it's pretty cool that 675 00:21:50,312 --> 00:21:53,069 we've got the first hype man that's clinically depressed. 676 00:21:53,071 --> 00:21:56,034 - (LAUGHTER) - Oh, my God. 677 00:21:56,036 --> 00:21:57,557 - You crazy. - DAVE: Gata, give me a hug. 678 00:21:57,559 --> 00:21:59,244 - I love you, come here. - I love you, too, bro. 679 00:21:59,246 --> 00:22:00,809 You're a real one, man, on God. 680 00:22:00,811 --> 00:22:02,087 Man, I appreciate you, man. 681 00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:04,453 - I'm glad I met you, bro. - And I don't even think 682 00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:05,977 we need to rehearse anymore, to be honest. 683 00:22:05,979 --> 00:22:07,827 I've been overthinking everything. 684 00:22:07,829 --> 00:22:09,365 I think I know what we should do. 685 00:22:16,138 --> 00:22:17,303 Hey. 686 00:22:17,305 --> 00:22:18,705 I'm Lil Dicky. 687 00:22:18,707 --> 00:22:20,139 I have a small penis 688 00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:21,841 and I stress out about things. 689 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,584 This is Gata, he's my hype man. 690 00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:25,075 Gata, tell 'em about yourself, huh? 691 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,522 What up, what up? It's your boy Gata. 692 00:22:26,524 --> 00:22:28,780 Sunglass connoisseur, pizza lover, I'm bipolar, 693 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,940 and I'll take your girl to the solar. 694 00:22:30,942 --> 00:22:33,417 I didn't think he was gonna get into mental illness, 695 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,285 but, man, this is the type of honesty and openness 696 00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:37,424 you can expect from this group. 697 00:22:37,426 --> 00:22:40,781 This is my DJ... Elz. 698 00:22:40,783 --> 00:22:43,940 Tonight you're gonna see one of the best rappers alive 699 00:22:43,942 --> 00:22:46,303 give probably the best show you've ever seen. 700 00:22:46,305 --> 00:22:48,401 And you're gonna love Meek Mill. 701 00:22:48,403 --> 00:22:51,772 But before that, enjoy us, 702 00:22:51,774 --> 00:22:54,508 because we are on the cusp of greatness. 703 00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:57,847 And to be honest, I don't even know how we got here. 704 00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:04,440 _ 705 00:23:04,442 --> 00:23:06,524 BINO: He in the studio with YG actually right now. 706 00:23:06,526 --> 00:23:07,754 GATA: He in the studio with YG? 707 00:23:07,756 --> 00:23:09,758 BINO: Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers. 708 00:23:10,602 --> 00:23:16,302 _ 709 00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:20,303 (MUTTERING) 710 00:23:30,894 --> 00:23:33,117 ♪ My dick sucks ♪ 711 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,974 - ♪ My dick sucks ♪ - Hold up. 712 00:23:34,976 --> 00:23:36,145 Hold the fuck up. 713 00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:38,417 Ain't you the YouTube rapper with the small dick? 714 00:23:38,419 --> 00:23:39,619 ♪ Fuck! ♪ 715 00:23:39,621 --> 00:23:40,987 ♪ My dick sucks ♪ 716 00:23:40,989 --> 00:23:44,791 ♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪ 717 00:23:44,793 --> 00:23:46,894 - ♪ Fuck! ♪ - ♪ Even though my dick is shorty ♪ 718 00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:48,561 ♪ It sit there like it's Gotti ♪ 719 00:23:48,563 --> 00:23:50,164 ♪ And it do good work like Gandhi ♪ 720 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:51,898 ♪ And it might grow more like Brawny ♪ 721 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,500 ♪ Probably not, got bitches in the lobby ♪ 722 00:23:53,502 --> 00:23:55,168 ♪ Their body language obvi ♪ 723 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:58,451 ♪ If five inches the over-under, I'm underdog like Rocky ♪ 724 00:23:58,453 --> 00:23:59,939 ♪ They don't care about my cock ♪ 725 00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:01,574 ♪ I could use a pussy mop ♪ 726 00:24:01,576 --> 00:24:03,342 ♪ On the radio like cops ♪ 727 00:24:03,344 --> 00:24:04,845 ♪ She saw me and went in shock ♪ 728 00:24:04,847 --> 00:24:06,946 ♪ Technically I'm unemployed ♪ 729 00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:09,448 - ♪ But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna work ♪ - ♪ Work. ♪ 730 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:12,454 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 57016

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