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Previously on "Claws"...
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She's here.
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Hello, lovely family.
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Try to help...
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Stay in your lane!
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We're not in Georgia anymore.
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Hello, ladies.
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Riva was toxic.
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Hey! Is this...
Is this happening right now?!
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Where did you get that?
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We will have wedding now.
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Hey, wait. We got to talk about this.
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I can't marry my boy.
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That is what control looks like.
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That looks like chaos to me.
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Jennifer's house belongs to you now.
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I will let you tell her.
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Oh, no, no, no. I-I can't do that.
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Mac and cheese is $3.99 a box?
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Are they out of their minds?
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Momma, no. You cannot mix that
shit with tuna for my kids
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every night and call it a meal.
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Well, not at these prices.
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Did you get my text?
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Oh, stop freaking.
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I'm here to give you a hand
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and help you get your marriage
back on track.
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Okay.
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And when I go to my Million Moms meeting,
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I promise I will not leave
my grandbabies in the car
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if it's over 100 degrees.
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Oh, hey, babe.
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Hey. Whatcha doing?
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Um...
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I need to talk to you for a second.
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Danita. Oh, my God!
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How are you, Ms. Thang?!
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My mom's here.
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It's Desna, Brenda.
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I've only told you that
like 8 million times.
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Oh, right. Desna.
How would I forget that?
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Look at that jumpsuit
and those cute nails.
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I'm coming in and getting mine
done just like that.
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Oh, you want some fried bologna?
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She... I'm good.
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She doesn't.
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Alright, what's going on?
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You don't usually do drive-bys
unless the shit hits the fan,
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and, ooh, it feels a little early
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for turds to be blowing around.
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Actually, it's not.
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It's about this house.
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We need to talk.
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Don't tell me that Bryce wants this house
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'cause it's Dixie Mafia booty.
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Everything is someone else's booty.
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Hey, Momma, don't you think
Judge Jeanine's on?
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I do.
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Oh, my God.
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There you go.
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Yeah. It's not Bryce.
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It's Zlata.
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Well, she don't own this house.
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Well, technically, she does
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'cause she took over
all Uncle Daddy's assets.
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Ohhh, that bitch.
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Well, what would she want
with this house, anyway?
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Essentially, I am her lieutenant now.
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Oh, no, ma'am, ma'am.
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Ma'am.
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She wants to give you my house.
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She thinks I should live like a boss.
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But you already got a gold
necklace that says "Boss" on it.
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- Jenn...
- Des!
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My kids... FYI, your godchildren...
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are finally in a good school district.
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- I know.
- They give them art supplies,
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they don't treat ketchup
like a vegetable...
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I know.
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Well, so, just tell her
this ain't gonna work.
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I saw her shoot her sister in the face.
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I'm not telling that woman jack.
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Well, then, I'll tell her.
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You know what she's trying to do.
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She's trying to pit us
against each other.
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I don't know what she's trying to do,
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but I know that Dean and my black ass
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is coming up in this house.
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And we gon' live like some
boogie-down Brady Bunch?
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I guess.
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It's either that or get got.
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O...?
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O....
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I'm out.
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Tell you something, boys,
I don't know how much longer
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I can deal with being broke.
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Ruval needs to re-assess
this whole situation.
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Two weeks with that broad?
That's an eternity.
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I mean, in 24 hours, she, what...
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she murdered her sister and made
my baby boy here marry a commie.
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Well, maybe we can put
some pressure on them...
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you know, speed it up.
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Oh, Haitians don't feel pressure.
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Them Russkies took everything we got.
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We got to do something.
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Look, I hear you, Uncle Daddy,
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but we got to be smart about this.
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Zlata got armed guards.
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Plus, little Olga told me she got people
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all the way up in the Gremlin.
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It's the Kremlin, genius.
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Potato, tomato. You got to listen up.
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We got to be smart
before she take us down.
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Yeah, she can't take us down
much lower than this.
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We're driving a station wagon
like a bunch of Indigo Girls.
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Well, hey, what if we get some,
uh, some intel on her?
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You know, figure out what makes her tick.
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Intel? I ain't looking to spy.
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I want to get some automatics
and blow her freaking head off.
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No, no, Uncle Daddy, look,
w-we do a little recon,
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plant a bug, hand it over to Chip...
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or shit, Ruval... then we can
get out of this mess.
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Yeah? How we finna do that?
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You finna work.
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You ain't up in the big house
for nothing!
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Huh? Up top, Uncle Daddy.
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I'll get you in the car.
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So, I've been doing my research,
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and you gentlemen need dancer
names that will make women wet.
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Brad and Jeff? I'm simply not moist.
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They should highlight
your skills, you know?
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Brad, since you can grind
like nobody's business,
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I should like to name you after
my great-uncle's first film.
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Sweetback!
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Wait, Melvin Van Peebles is your uncle?
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Once removed.
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And, Jeff, on account of that anaconda,
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I should like to call you Double XL.
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Hey, holla!
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Don't let it go to your head.
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Wake up!
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, just not in the mood
for dancer diaries.
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That's all.
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So, um...
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you tell Desna about that bun
baking in your microwave?
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Shh.
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Nah, I haven't told her yet.
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Why do we have to tell Desna everything?
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She ain't Mother Teresa.
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I mean, don't you get tired of
her controlling our every move?
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Yeah.
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I mean, she's the reason
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Arlene and I ain't together anymore,
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but Dean is her brother.
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It's bound to get out.
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I'd rather slit my wrists
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than tell Desna
her brother got me pregnant.
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Well, Desna warned you
about falling on Dean's dick.
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You got to tell her.
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Trust me on that.
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First, you cheat on the father
of one of your babies,
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and now you're letting Dashica
and Davante take your house?
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Momma! God!
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Keep that shit to yourself.
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I asked you to come here so that
you could be supportive.
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Well, I am supporting you,
but this ain't right.
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Who is this commie skank, anyway?
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Hey!
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You are a Husser.
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You don't take orders from the KGB.
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Nanna!
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Oh, my goodness, sugarplums!
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Oh, my goodness! Ooh!
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Go on and run upstairs
and wait on Meemaw.
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"Nanna."
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Daddy loves y'all.
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Hey.
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Brenda.
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Bryce-y boo.
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Look, I need you to come home
and save your wife.
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A little extracurricular banging
never hurt a marriage.
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Just ask my three husbands.
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I said I was so sorry.
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Yeah, well, you should've thought of that
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before you slept
with the rabbi at the plaza.
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Wait, a rabbi? You slept with a Jew?
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That's not the point.
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Baby, I just feel like maybe
we could go to counseling or...
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we could even talk to a priest.
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That's a good idea. God can help.
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- Momma.
- Yeah.
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Can he help me forget
the rimjob you gave Hank?
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What are you talking about?
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Zlata showed me a video.
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No, she didn't.
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He cries when he comes.
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I guess she did.
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Yes, she did.
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L... Baby, listen. It was a while ago.
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And I don't know how many more
times I can say I'm sorry.
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Yeah, you know what? You are sorry!
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You're a sorry piece of shit!
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Every time you wonder why
your life went to hell,
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why don't you look in the mirror?
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You did this, Jennifer.
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You.
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So, um, it's a little slow midweek,
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until the pillbillies
get their government checks.
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I think your guards are
scaring away the foot traffic.
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They cause more pain.
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That's good.
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Really good.
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- Kenneth.
- I'm sorry.
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I got it. I got it.
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We work with the, uh, best
pharmaceutical sales reps.
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I mean, no one beats the deals
we get, right?
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Yes.
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Uh, that's my office.
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I just had it saged
and, uh, I got crystals.
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Got some Buddhas.
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T-That skeleton is...
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it's from, uh... We need privacy.
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Go.
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Is, um, everything okay, Zlata?
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In two weeks, we open new clinic.
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In five months, four more.
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We need to keep up foot traffic... ASPA.
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Okay, we will hit our target numbers.
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I can promise you that.
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Did you know that black women
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are largest-growing
entrepreneurs in the country?
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No, I didn't.
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But they don't get the loans
white men do.
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DO you know why?
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Because men sleep on women.
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They count us out.
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But I don't count us out.
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I see how you inspire your girls.
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I see how you care for your brother,
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and you get stuff done.
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You are a GOAT, Desna.
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You get our numbers up.
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I'm a GOAT.
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News flash.
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Zlata is putting pressure on us
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to get the traffic up down at the clinic.
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Or what? She'll put a cap in our ass?
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I love it when what you say and
how you look don't go together.
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Well, I'm not putting on
that pill costume again.
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That thing gave me vertigo.
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Yeah, that Lycra suit I had to
wear broke out my coochie.
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Pol, you are crazy.
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- It did!
- Unh-unh.
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What's really crazy
is this Russian renegade
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we got running around.
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Not only does she give you my house,
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she showed Bryce a video
of me giving Hank a rimjob.
261
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,512
- You lying.
- I would not lie.
262
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:51,582
Y'all, she is the definition
of a classic psychopath.
263
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:55,820
She displays an inherent lack
of empathy, extreme narcissism,
264
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,889
and no evidence of actual human emotion.
265
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,624
- We are in trouble, y'all.
- I'm with Polly.
266
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,059
Not only is she trying to pit us
against each other,
267
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,694
babe, she's trying
to destroy my marriage.
268
00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,830
What she's trying to do
is strip the Hussers
269
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,498
of all their dignity.
270
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,001
What I'm trying to do is get us
on the other side of this
271
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,136
before she ruins everything
we worked for.
272
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,138
Oh, yeah, God forbid she wreck
this field of dreams.
273
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,239
Oh! Pfft!
274
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,642
Well, we are in the weeds now,
275
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,810
so ideas... go.
276
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,414
Uh...
277
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,081
Hire a marketing person
and put up billboards.
278
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,082
- Nice.
- Yeah.
279
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,317
That stuff never works.
280
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,152
Shanghai, cat got your tongue?
281
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,487
Come on. Ideas.
282
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,988
I'm pregnant.
283
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,224
- What did you say?
- With Dean's baby.
284
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,762
Run. Run!
285
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:58,649
I cannot believe your mixed ass
wasn't on the pill!
286
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,985
Listen, I was, but it made my feet swell
287
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,286
and I couldn't put my heels on!
288
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,488
Then why didn't you jimmy up, Virginia?
289
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,835
They ran out of Magnums!
290
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,294
So y'all was riding bareback?
291
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,597
You could've gave my brother anything!
292
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,998
Herpes or AIDS or...
293
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,933
I promise you, I am clean.
294
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,969
Bitch, you was giving happy endings
295
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,570
behind the Steak 'n Shake!
296
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,372
Your little ass is a lot of things,
297
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,374
but clean ain't one of them.
298
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,743
I cannot believe you did this to Dean.
299
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,078
I'm sorry!
300
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,413
I can't believe
you let him do this to you!
301
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,149
Listen, we... we are going to
take care of it, okay?
302
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,352
We found a really nice
abortion clinic in Sarasota.
303
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,387
- What?!
- It's no big deal.
304
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,122
Yes, it is!
305
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,958
Virginia, do you know
what this is gon' do to Dean?
306
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,960
He is the one that made the appointment!
307
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,563
I don't give a damn, Virginia!
308
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,501
I asked your ass to do one thing,
309
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,137
and that was to stay away
from my brother.
310
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,540
You couldn't even do that.
311
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,842
I love him, Des.
312
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,243
Shit.
313
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,446
We just made a mistake!
314
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,588
Hey.
315
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,590
Um...
316
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,226
You know, you don't have to take
everything to Jenn's house.
317
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,862
Virginia already told me she told you.
318
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,765
Why didn't you tell me, Dean? Huh?
319
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,166
Look at me!
320
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,869
H-How could you keep
something like this from me?
321
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,170
We tell each other everything!
322
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,605
Uh, n-no, we don't.
323
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,040
W-W-When are you gonna explain
what's going on
324
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,841
with the Russian people you work for?
325
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,910
Oh, my God. D...
326
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,505
Dean, it's not the...
327
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,681
Dean.
328
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,883
It is complicated, okay?
329
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,785
But it is not the same thing as this.
330
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,820
Yes, it is! S-Secrets are secrets, Desna.
331
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,089
And you promised
you were always gonna be honest.
332
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,726
I am!
333
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,062
Okay, Dean, the Russians took
over the salon and the clinic.
334
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,431
That's all. Okay?
335
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:57,134
I want to know that you know
what you're doing on this.
336
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,863
We're not ready to have a kid.
337
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,605
Is it because of genetics, Dean?
338
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,240
'Cause you have autism?
You'll pass it on?
339
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,509
- Because it doesn't mean that.
- It's not about that!
340
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,145
Okay, you know I got a good job now.
341
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,114
I'm making money, Dean. I can help you...
342
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,649
We don't want it!
343
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,385
I know, Dean,
344
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,520
but I just want to make sure
you thought this through.
345
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,588
I am not dumb!
346
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,556
I didn't say that.
347
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,324
This is our decision, Desna!
348
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,892
Y-You stay out of it!
349
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,327
Dean...
350
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,662
Dean!
351
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,064
Damn it.
352
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,976
Here at Plaque Don't Crack,
353
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,906
we make it our mission
to get the blaaack...
354
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,749
off your stack!
355
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,460
Hey, girl. Hey.
356
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,728
- You okay?
- Yeah.
357
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,197
Just tired, is all.
358
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,699
Was up all night with Momma,
359
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,401
trying to get the house ready
for Dean and Desna.
360
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,303
I can't stop thinking about
what you said about Zlata.
361
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,572
Yeah, we got to keep an eye
on that psychopath.
362
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,374
- Right.
- Don't you worry.
363
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,276
There's a silver lining to everything.
364
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,578
For example, the silver lining for me
365
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,414
is that Desna's house is now free,
366
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,583
and I might be able to
pop one off in private.
367
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,320
And my silver lining is now that
Dean's gonna be living there,
368
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,523
we can bang in your pool all the time.
369
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,224
Ew! Sounds like fun.
370
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,894
Don't worry. You'll find
your silver lining, girl.
371
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:34,265
Um... can y'all actually start
Mrs. Dobson's silk wrap?
372
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,466
I'ma be there in like two minutes.
373
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,468
- Alright.
- Sure, girl. Mm-hmm.
374
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,253
Ugh.
375
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,830
So, uh, you want to play a video game?
376
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,400
What do you got?
377
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,468
"Assassin's Creed" or, uh...
378
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,470
What you know about "Assassin's Creed"?
379
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,774
I know I'm about to whup your ass.
380
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,276
Huh? Yeah, okay.
381
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,744
Shit.
382
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,880
He wants the tits.
383
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,716
I will be right back.
384
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,285
Okay.
385
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,035
I know it's a bold idea,
386
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,272
but a commercial might be
just what we need.
387
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,975
A commercial for illegal business?
388
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,477
I don't like it, Desna.
389
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,447
Look, we advertise
the pain-management part.
390
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,550
I mean, that's a legit pursuit.
391
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,254
Look, Russians are not like
your people, Desna.
392
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,923
We disrupt quietly.
393
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,392
Oh!
394
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,761
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
395
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:11,929
Don't shoot.
396
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,364
Easy, now. Look.
397
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,466
I'm just picking up a copy of the book.
398
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,735
- Audiobook for baby bo'.
- Shh.
399
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,672
You don't come into this office
without invitation.
400
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,806
Clear?
401
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,275
Crystal.
402
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,177
Look, we're family now, right? You know?
403
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,512
Sit down.
404
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,884
And you, my friend,
go and shoot your commercial.
405
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,019
Prove me wrong.
406
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,320
Are you sure?
407
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,422
I don't micromanage.
408
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,591
But it better be good.
409
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,426
You know how I feel about failure.
410
00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:52,096
Looking good, guys.
411
00:17:52,098 --> 00:17:53,731
Here you go, ma'am.
412
00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:59,737
I mean, don't you ever wish
you could press Rewind on life?
413
00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:03,241
Yeah... so we can do it all over again.
414
00:18:03,243 --> 00:18:04,809
That's not what I meant.
415
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:07,245
Ever since we hooked up,
my life's gone to shit.
416
00:18:07,247 --> 00:18:09,547
Well, God doesn't want us to be unhappy.
417
00:18:10,617 --> 00:18:12,583
Was that on a bumper sticker
or something?
418
00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:16,120
I'm married.
419
00:18:16,122 --> 00:18:17,288
Okay?
420
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:19,257
I got to put my life back together.
421
00:18:19,259 --> 00:18:21,259
My family means everything to me.
422
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,063
Okay?
423
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,533
Well, at least dance with me.
424
00:18:28,535 --> 00:18:30,378
Have you heard a word I said?
425
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,058
Oh, we're just friends...
I get it, alright.
426
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,826
But remember that square dancing
competition we were gonna enter?
427
00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:36,068
It's this Friday.
428
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:39,911
Come on. It'll at least
make you smile again.
429
00:18:39,913 --> 00:18:41,746
- It won't.
- It will.
430
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:45,516
I might not be able to work
on the Sabbath, but, uh,
431
00:18:45,518 --> 00:18:48,486
they can't stop me from dancing.
432
00:18:49,456 --> 00:18:50,538
Huh?
433
00:18:53,760 --> 00:19:00,565
So, Roller, what job
might be interesting for you?
434
00:19:07,374 --> 00:19:09,707
Well, I've always been good with numbers.
435
00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:11,275
Numbers?
436
00:19:12,145 --> 00:19:14,946
And Desna.
437
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:16,280
That's true.
438
00:19:17,751 --> 00:19:21,018
She does have that effect on people.
439
00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:22,854
Doesn't she?
440
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,713
Here we are.
441
00:19:36,584 --> 00:19:37,916
Okay.
442
00:19:37,918 --> 00:19:39,451
Virginia, where's your protection?
443
00:19:39,453 --> 00:19:41,019
I'm good. I got my flats on.
444
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,022
Alright. Let's do this.
445
00:19:50,664 --> 00:19:52,965
Gird your loins!
446
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:05,010
God sees everything!
447
00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:07,913
Yeah, can he see this?
448
00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:13,719
You will burn in hell
as your baby gets its wings!
449
00:20:13,721 --> 00:20:15,621
I was an unwanted baby, and it sucks!
450
00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:17,189
Go on, get married!
451
00:20:17,191 --> 00:20:19,725
Me and my sister got tossed
around from family to family,
452
00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:21,126
and nobody wanted us!
453
00:20:21,128 --> 00:20:24,196
W-We lived on food stamps and...
and we were abused,
454
00:20:24,198 --> 00:20:26,632
and not one of you was around to help us!
455
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,133
You only care about babies in the womb.
456
00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:30,335
You don't care about them
when they... when they come out.
457
00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:33,505
If you did, you'd be fighting to
end human trafficking in Libya!
458
00:20:33,507 --> 00:20:34,673
And Sarasota!
459
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,914
I can't do a commercial
for an illegal clinic.
460
00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:43,382
I'm a father now.
461
00:20:43,384 --> 00:20:47,019
Okay, I may have made it sound
like a request,
462
00:20:47,021 --> 00:20:48,387
but it's not, Kenneth.
463
00:20:48,389 --> 00:20:50,188
It's an order.
You're doing the commercial.
464
00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:52,424
- I'm not...
- So cut down on the fried foods,
465
00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:54,826
'cause HD sees right into your pores.
466
00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:56,061
It's true.
467
00:20:56,063 --> 00:20:58,697
But that's not possible! I use a serum!
468
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,600
Um, hey, Des?
469
00:21:01,602 --> 00:21:03,235
I was wondering, um,
470
00:21:03,237 --> 00:21:05,904
could Marnie and I move into your house
471
00:21:05,906 --> 00:21:07,439
now that ♪ you're moving on up? ♪
472
00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:09,875
Of course you can. You know
I don't care about that.
473
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,243
- Oh, thank you!
- Yeah.
474
00:21:11,245 --> 00:21:13,078
I just want to get back down to the salon
475
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,347
so we can pitch some of these
commercial ideas with the girls.
476
00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:17,616
Yeah, but it's just gonna be
you and me and Jenn.
477
00:21:17,618 --> 00:21:19,017
Why?
478
00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:21,687
Well, Quiet Ann and Virginia
are at the... thing.
479
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:23,822
The thing? That was today?
480
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,724
Well, how come nobody said nothing?
481
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:28,060
And they let Quiet Ann go and not me?
482
00:21:28,062 --> 00:21:30,664
I don't know, Desna. She's quiet
and you're judgy-judgy.
483
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,704
Wow.
484
00:21:31,706 --> 00:21:34,333
I mean, you're super pretty, though.
485
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,500
- Wow.
- You are.
486
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:39,805
And, girl, you got
a body-oddy-oddy to die for!
487
00:21:46,213 --> 00:21:48,046
Thanks for standing with me today.
488
00:21:48,048 --> 00:21:50,582
Oh, yeah. Women... Women have
the right to choose.
489
00:21:50,584 --> 00:21:52,351
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
490
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:53,418
You're right.
491
00:21:55,656 --> 00:21:58,323
I-I'm... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go across the street
492
00:21:58,325 --> 00:22:00,892
and get pencils from the art store.
493
00:22:00,894 --> 00:22:03,061
- Okay.
- Oh. Sorry.
494
00:22:09,737 --> 00:22:10,902
Okay.
495
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:11,928
Be careful.
496
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,338
Bye.
497
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,218
Hey.
498
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,377
You okay?
499
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,321
Yeah. I'm good.
500
00:22:40,801 --> 00:22:42,334
This is just hard.
501
00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:47,339
Um...
502
00:22:47,341 --> 00:22:49,408
What are they saying about me
at the salon?
503
00:22:51,278 --> 00:22:53,111
This bitch is having an abortion.
504
00:22:53,113 --> 00:22:55,914
Girl, she'll be fine. I had two.
I didn't think twice about it.
505
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,215
At least she can get one.
506
00:22:57,217 --> 00:22:59,418
Back in Texas, they were illegal.
507
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,254
I had to go to that nice lady
in the deli for mine.
508
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,223
Oh, my Lord. You are all going to hell.
509
00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:07,859
Where's my dad going?
He raped my babysitter.
510
00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:09,261
Thank God she could have one.
511
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,096
Polly, you never told us that.
512
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,564
You never asked.
513
00:23:12,566 --> 00:23:14,266
Look, I think women should have
the right to choose,
514
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,201
but some need to choose a condom.
515
00:23:16,203 --> 00:23:17,669
I shouldn't have to pay for it.
516
00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:19,204
You're not paying for anything.
517
00:23:19,206 --> 00:23:21,339
My tax dollars are.
518
00:23:21,341 --> 00:23:23,175
That's some alt-right bullshit.
519
00:23:23,177 --> 00:23:25,277
Well, at least these women can have kids.
520
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,279
It's about a woman's right to choose
521
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,915
what she wants to do with her own body.
522
00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:31,850
Yeah, I got pregnant
when I was real young,
523
00:23:31,852 --> 00:23:33,452
and I didn't want to have a kid,
524
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:36,421
but my parents were against
abortion, and they made me.
525
00:23:36,423 --> 00:23:38,790
And I got attached to that kid.
526
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,092
Sofia.
527
00:23:40,094 --> 00:23:41,460
And one day I got home,
528
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,962
and Sofia was sent to California
529
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,283
to live with some church friends.
530
00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:49,067
I never saw her again.
531
00:23:49,069 --> 00:23:51,970
Ann, I'm... I'm so sorry.
532
00:23:55,742 --> 00:23:57,209
People got your back, girl.
533
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,879
Thanks.
534
00:24:00,881 --> 00:24:02,514
I needed to hear that.
535
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:08,954
What if it's, like, the next Obama?
536
00:24:08,956 --> 00:24:12,157
Or, like, that guy
that's always dreaming?
537
00:24:13,258 --> 00:24:14,459
Martin Luther King?
538
00:24:14,461 --> 00:24:15,894
Yeah.
539
00:24:15,896 --> 00:24:16,995
Girl...
540
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,463
it's not. You're fine.
541
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:20,799
- Are you sure?
- Oh, yeah.
542
00:24:20,801 --> 00:24:22,100
It's no Obama in there?
543
00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:25,904
Okay, so, this is saying
that the director
544
00:24:25,906 --> 00:24:28,140
is the one who yells out the orders
545
00:24:28,142 --> 00:24:29,741
and everybody else does the work.
546
00:24:29,743 --> 00:24:30,909
Well, that should be you, boo.
547
00:24:30,911 --> 00:24:32,410
Boom. Okay.
548
00:24:32,412 --> 00:24:36,982
The producer is the one who
hires everybody for the shoot,
549
00:24:36,984 --> 00:24:39,017
but don't get no credit for it.
550
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,853
Well, that should definitely be me.
551
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,155
Because when I was in jail,
552
00:24:43,157 --> 00:24:45,590
I taught Lorraine in the prison cafeteria
553
00:24:45,592 --> 00:24:47,726
how to make
my family's famous baked ziti,
554
00:24:47,728 --> 00:24:50,228
but when people started
complimenting her,
555
00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:51,630
I didn't get any credit at all.
556
00:24:51,632 --> 00:24:52,998
Don't you hate that?
557
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,566
We women should be lifting each other up
558
00:24:54,568 --> 00:24:57,202
instead of knocking each other
off the monkey bars.
559
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,670
Why it gotta be monkey bars, Brenda?
560
00:24:58,672 --> 00:25:01,339
Oh, goodness.
Everything offends you people.
561
00:25:01,341 --> 00:25:03,808
"You people"? Really? You see,
that's what I'm talking about.
562
00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:06,378
- Okay, alright, alright, y'all!
- Why you got to say "you people"?
563
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,080
Y'all, y'all! Let's leave
the racism to the hipsters.
564
00:25:09,082 --> 00:25:11,283
Come on, now. This is gonna be fun.
565
00:25:11,285 --> 00:25:13,018
Dean can do the art department.
566
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,854
Ooh! Quiet Ann can be
the cinematographer.
567
00:25:15,856 --> 00:25:18,690
And... oh, Brenda, do you still sew?
568
00:25:18,692 --> 00:25:21,993
I won best stitching
at the Eagle Forum Convention.
569
00:25:21,995 --> 00:25:23,195
Will you make the costumes?
570
00:25:23,197 --> 00:25:24,563
I would love to.
571
00:25:25,465 --> 00:25:27,098
You are gonna die when you see
572
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,434
the dress I made Jennifer
for tomorrow night.
573
00:25:29,436 --> 00:25:30,602
Whoa!
574
00:25:30,604 --> 00:25:32,003
Hey!
575
00:25:32,005 --> 00:25:33,638
Do-si-do your partner!
576
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,607
Yee... haw.
577
00:25:35,609 --> 00:25:38,577
You just gon' let
the Confederate flags fly, huh?
578
00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,612
Shit. I thought it was British.
579
00:25:40,614 --> 00:25:41,546
Mm.
580
00:25:41,548 --> 00:25:43,782
You look amazing, Jennifer.
581
00:25:43,784 --> 00:25:45,016
Thank you, Momma.
582
00:25:45,018 --> 00:25:47,752
When Bryce sees you at the soiree,
583
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,288
he is gonna fill up
your whole dance card.
584
00:25:50,290 --> 00:25:52,691
I'm actually going with Hank.
585
00:25:52,693 --> 00:25:53,892
Jennifer!
586
00:25:53,894 --> 00:25:56,494
Bryce is a...
587
00:25:56,496 --> 00:25:59,631
a white knight in Levi's.
588
00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:02,467
He raised a baby who wasn't even his.
589
00:26:02,469 --> 00:26:05,604
I know. I'm just going with Hank
so I can avoid a breakdown.
590
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,505
Okay, well, I'm gonna help you.
591
00:26:07,507 --> 00:26:09,174
You know what I'm gonna do?
592
00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:13,511
I am going home and I'm gonna
make my cracker casserole
593
00:26:13,513 --> 00:26:16,281
so that you can cook your way
into his heart.
594
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,749
Momma, thank you!
595
00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:19,150
- Don't mess up.
- Okay.
596
00:26:19,152 --> 00:26:20,418
- Back to the film!
- Please.
597
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,053
So, Jenn, what do you want to do?
598
00:26:22,055 --> 00:26:23,622
Want to be a gaffer? A gaffer?
599
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,357
No, no, I took creative writing
in community college,
600
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,192
so I feel that I could write
this commercial.
601
00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:28,526
Jennifer Roylance Husser,
602
00:26:28,528 --> 00:26:31,529
you know damn well
you didn't go to college.
603
00:26:31,531 --> 00:26:32,530
Fine!
604
00:26:32,532 --> 00:26:34,266
How hard can writing a commercial be?
605
00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:36,167
It's just words, and I know words.
606
00:26:36,169 --> 00:26:38,103
- Just put it down.
- Great.
607
00:26:38,105 --> 00:26:40,438
Jenn... scribe.
608
00:26:43,176 --> 00:26:44,586
Excuse me.
609
00:26:45,779 --> 00:26:46,878
You okay?
610
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,049
Yeah. I'm good.
611
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,183
I-I-I-I lied about getting pencils.
612
00:26:52,185 --> 00:26:54,219
Uh, a-a-and I got you this instead.
613
00:26:55,455 --> 00:26:58,256
Dean, thank you. I love these.
614
00:26:58,258 --> 00:27:01,126
I-I hope you love them
as much as I love you.
615
00:27:01,128 --> 00:27:03,528
You changed my life, Virginia.
616
00:27:03,530 --> 00:27:08,733
And... And I-I want to spend
the rest of my years with you.
617
00:27:10,103 --> 00:27:12,704
Uh, Dean, d-does your sister
know about this?
618
00:27:12,706 --> 00:27:15,073
Yeah. Yeah. I talked to her
about this a while ago.
619
00:27:15,075 --> 00:27:16,574
She gave me her blessing.
620
00:27:16,576 --> 00:27:18,746
So, what do you say, Virginia?
621
00:27:19,646 --> 00:27:21,079
Will you marry me?
622
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,584
We're getting married, everybody!
623
00:27:28,989 --> 00:27:31,122
God is good!
624
00:27:31,124 --> 00:27:32,357
He heard our prayers.
625
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,826
We still D&C'd that shit, bitch!
626
00:27:46,739 --> 00:27:49,573
Okay, so, should I have
Dr. Ken standing here,
627
00:27:49,575 --> 00:27:51,809
or, like, right in here?
628
00:27:51,811 --> 00:27:55,079
Uh, we can still replace him
and have somebody else do it.
629
00:27:55,081 --> 00:27:56,313
Stop it.
630
00:27:56,315 --> 00:27:57,915
This is good right here.
631
00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:01,919
Hey, so, I was thinking a soft,
dewy look and a natural lip.
632
00:28:01,921 --> 00:28:03,521
You take it easy, hear?
633
00:28:03,523 --> 00:28:05,990
We don't need you passing out and shit.
634
00:28:05,992 --> 00:28:07,558
I'm good, Des.
635
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,462
Listen, I know I was hard on you
the other day, right?
636
00:28:11,464 --> 00:28:14,165
But when I see you going down
the wrong path, Virginia,
637
00:28:14,167 --> 00:28:16,300
I just want to slap you back on.
638
00:28:16,302 --> 00:28:18,836
My brother has a lot of potential.
639
00:28:18,838 --> 00:28:20,971
But so do you.
640
00:28:20,973 --> 00:28:22,373
Thank you.
641
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:24,575
No one's ever looked out
for me like this.
642
00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,180
Um... I've got good news.
643
00:28:30,216 --> 00:28:31,782
Dean proposed.
644
00:28:32,785 --> 00:28:34,652
- You stupid bitch!
- Whoa!
645
00:28:34,654 --> 00:28:37,154
Why would you have an abortion
and then get married?!
646
00:28:37,156 --> 00:28:38,889
What kind of ghetto shit is that?!
647
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,925
Just s-stop it! S-Stop it!
What are you... Stop!
648
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:43,828
Dean, why didn't you tell me
you were getting married?
649
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,596
I-I did! I told you
a couple of months ago.
650
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:46,831
Y-You said it was okay.
651
00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:48,032
I had a gun to my head!
652
00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:51,302
But you said...
you said it was okay, Desna.
653
00:28:51,304 --> 00:28:53,337
V-Virginia's... Virginia's my life.
654
00:28:53,339 --> 00:28:55,539
Don't you want me to be happy? I'm happy.
655
00:28:57,343 --> 00:29:01,011
Little girl, do not hurt him.
656
00:29:01,013 --> 00:29:02,179
Do you understand me?
657
00:29:02,181 --> 00:29:03,814
- I won't.
- S-She won't hurt me.
658
00:29:03,816 --> 00:29:04,682
She won't hurt me.
659
00:29:04,684 --> 00:29:06,083
Dean.
660
00:29:06,085 --> 00:29:07,318
Yeah, Des.
661
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,453
It's time for you to man up, baby.
662
00:29:09,455 --> 00:29:10,888
- You hear me?
- Yeah.
663
00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:14,024
- Time to be a man. Okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
664
00:29:14,026 --> 00:29:15,025
- Yeah.
- Okay.
665
00:29:15,027 --> 00:29:15,893
Okay.
666
00:29:15,895 --> 00:29:16,927
Okay. Okay.
667
00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:17,928
Desna?
668
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:19,182
- What?!
- We got to move.
669
00:29:19,184 --> 00:29:20,331
"The Bachelor" is on tonight,
670
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:21,699
and unless you're paying overtime...
671
00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:23,026
- Okay. Where's Polly?
- I don't know.
672
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:24,468
Des, I don't know, but listen.
673
00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:25,903
What do you think
is the better catchphrase...
674
00:29:25,905 --> 00:29:28,072
"No pain, no gain" or "Stop the pain"?
675
00:29:28,074 --> 00:29:29,140
I-I don't know.
676
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,141
Polly?
677
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,208
- Pol!
- Polly?
678
00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:33,244
Yes, sir. Right here.
679
00:29:33,246 --> 00:29:35,513
Qu'est ce que c'est?
680
00:29:35,515 --> 00:29:38,482
Uh... can you get Ken out his office?
681
00:29:38,484 --> 00:29:39,884
We need to do this.
682
00:29:39,886 --> 00:29:41,152
Copy that.
683
00:29:46,792 --> 00:29:50,361
Boris, I would like you
to show our new family
684
00:29:50,363 --> 00:29:52,029
the ways of Georgia.
685
00:29:52,031 --> 00:29:53,192
No.
686
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,032
Boris.
687
00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:58,536
Boris.
688
00:29:58,538 --> 00:30:01,338
I realize that the two of you
almost killed each other
689
00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:03,541
last month at the amusement park,
690
00:30:03,543 --> 00:30:06,410
but it's time to make up,
691
00:30:06,412 --> 00:30:08,445
put blood under the bridge, and move on.
692
00:30:08,447 --> 00:30:09,513
Understand?
693
00:30:09,515 --> 00:30:12,883
Show him the lay of the land.
694
00:30:12,885 --> 00:30:14,618
It's an order.
695
00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:22,092
Take off clothes.
696
00:30:23,095 --> 00:30:24,828
We'll begin.
697
00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:27,331
I ain't like my Uncle Daddy, playboy.
698
00:30:30,336 --> 00:30:32,269
The camera adds 10 pounds.
699
00:30:32,271 --> 00:30:33,671
In your case, maybe 20.
700
00:30:33,673 --> 00:30:35,706
So you might want to... suck in your gut.
701
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,608
Okay. Thanks, Confetta.
702
00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:41,545
I still can't tell
which is your good side.
703
00:30:41,547 --> 00:30:43,547
You might want to just look
straight ahead.
704
00:30:43,549 --> 00:30:45,416
Oh, and P.S...
705
00:30:45,418 --> 00:30:48,485
I forgot my nose hair trimmers,
so good luck.
706
00:30:49,255 --> 00:30:51,422
Come on! What the hell
is taking so long?!
707
00:30:51,424 --> 00:30:54,225
I just... I'm not feeling
the script Jenn wrote.
708
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,693
Oh. Yeah.
709
00:30:55,695 --> 00:30:57,561
I probably should've written it myself
710
00:30:57,563 --> 00:30:59,997
'cause I was a ghostwriter
on "Thelma & Louise."
711
00:30:59,999 --> 00:31:01,498
But there's no emotion.
712
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,335
It doesn't like sound me,
and honestly, it's just...
713
00:31:04,337 --> 00:31:06,203
It's not fresh... it's not fresh at all.
714
00:31:06,205 --> 00:31:07,504
Alright, then just change it!
715
00:31:07,506 --> 00:31:09,273
I can't. I can't change it.
716
00:31:09,275 --> 00:31:11,742
Jennifer's gonna be like, "You
completely changed my script, Dr. Ken."
717
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:13,510
I can't believe you're trying
to rewrite the script.
718
00:31:13,512 --> 00:31:14,979
I spent 25 minutes on it.
719
00:31:14,981 --> 00:31:16,280
It didn't sound like me.
720
00:31:16,282 --> 00:31:18,515
It's not supposed to sound like you!
It's a character.
721
00:31:18,517 --> 00:31:20,818
You know what? If I would've known
that you were gonna rewrite my ass,
722
00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:22,953
then I would've spent my time
practicing my square dancing moves
723
00:31:22,955 --> 00:31:25,089
and not trying to spin hay into gold.
724
00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:27,591
You call this gold?
"There's no 'I' in pain"?
725
00:31:27,593 --> 00:31:28,792
That doesn't even make sense.
726
00:31:28,794 --> 00:31:30,394
- Absolutely!
- There's an "I" in pain!
727
00:31:30,396 --> 00:31:32,162
And according to that YouTube video,
728
00:31:32,164 --> 00:31:34,031
notes are just part
of the Hollywood process.
729
00:31:34,033 --> 00:31:36,634
Polly, we're just a couple of
blue-collar bitches in Palmetto
730
00:31:36,636 --> 00:31:38,502
trying to shoot a commercial
on a jizz-stained porno camera.
731
00:31:38,504 --> 00:31:41,338
I have made this a very professional set!
732
00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:43,173
Will you guys knock it off?
733
00:31:43,175 --> 00:31:45,442
Zlata already doesn't think
we can pull this off.
734
00:31:45,444 --> 00:31:47,011
Uh, who cares what the Antichrist thinks?
735
00:31:47,013 --> 00:31:48,679
Your ass should care what she thinks!
736
00:31:48,681 --> 00:31:50,180
Polly, put your hand down!
Because if we don't do it,
737
00:31:50,182 --> 00:31:51,994
you're gonna be writing our obituaries.
738
00:31:51,996 --> 00:31:53,050
How about that?
739
00:31:53,052 --> 00:31:56,186
Now, please, everybody,
get in your places!
740
00:31:56,188 --> 00:31:57,521
Yes, places!
741
00:31:57,523 --> 00:31:58,956
I just said that, Poll!
742
00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,157
You are making me hot.
743
00:32:01,427 --> 00:32:03,394
How you holding up, son?
744
00:32:03,396 --> 00:32:04,995
You missing Jenn?
745
00:32:04,997 --> 00:32:06,241
I don't know.
746
00:32:09,635 --> 00:32:12,936
Can't compare to how you feel
about Aunty Momma.
747
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:17,502
Yeah, it's... it's hard.
748
00:32:18,377 --> 00:32:21,812
I was with that woman 32 years.
749
00:32:23,549 --> 00:32:25,515
I ain't ever been
with anything that long.
750
00:32:25,517 --> 00:32:26,917
Shit.
751
00:32:26,919 --> 00:32:29,153
I didn't have my hair
on my head that long.
752
00:32:34,226 --> 00:32:35,592
What the hell?
753
00:32:35,594 --> 00:32:37,061
He's being tortured!
754
00:32:37,063 --> 00:32:39,029
God damn it! They're torturing Roller!
755
00:33:16,135 --> 00:33:18,502
Ahhh!
756
00:33:18,504 --> 00:33:19,670
What the hell?
757
00:33:24,143 --> 00:33:25,976
Baby boy played us.
758
00:33:28,748 --> 00:33:31,181
Okay, and sound.
759
00:33:34,136 --> 00:33:35,649
- Um...
- Girl...
760
00:33:35,651 --> 00:33:37,380
- Toby, what the hell?
- My bad.
761
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:38,522
We ain't got all day. Come on.
762
00:33:38,524 --> 00:33:39,690
Take 1.
763
00:33:39,692 --> 00:33:41,670
Do I have... do I have drool?
764
00:33:42,161 --> 00:33:43,123
Action!
765
00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:44,762
Here at Suncoast Rejuvenation,
766
00:33:44,764 --> 00:33:46,263
we know pain.
767
00:33:46,265 --> 00:33:49,833
Hi, I'm Dr. Kenneth Brickman,
and if you are a j...
768
00:33:49,835 --> 00:33:52,035
Try it again. Sorry.
769
00:33:52,037 --> 00:33:54,304
- Action.
- Well, hello. I didn't see you there.
770
00:33:54,306 --> 00:33:55,873
This is Suncoast Rejuvenation,
771
00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:58,108
If you or a loved one have...
772
00:33:58,110 --> 00:33:58,942
Line?
773
00:33:58,944 --> 00:34:00,444
Hi, I'm Suncoast Rejuvenation,
774
00:34:00,446 --> 00:34:01,945
- and this is Dr...
- No.
775
00:34:01,947 --> 00:34:04,411
- Here at Suncoast Rejuvenation...
- No.
776
00:34:04,413 --> 00:34:07,084
Here at Suncoast Rejuvenation,
we know pain.
777
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,919
Hi, I'm Dr. Ken... I'm so hot.
778
00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:11,922
Can you throw me something
to wipe? I'm so...
779
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:14,892
Here at Suncoast... Gajuvenation...
780
00:34:14,894 --> 00:34:16,560
It's not Gajuvenation!
781
00:34:16,562 --> 00:34:17,761
Desna.
782
00:34:17,763 --> 00:34:19,563
He... He's really bad.
783
00:34:19,565 --> 00:34:21,098
And I'm Dr. Renneth...
784
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,433
I'm...
785
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:23,801
It's horrifying.
786
00:34:23,803 --> 00:34:25,302
And yet I can't look away.
787
00:34:25,304 --> 00:34:28,038
Here at Suncoast Rejuvenation,
788
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,972
we know pain.
789
00:34:28,974 --> 00:34:30,974
Hello. I'm Dr. Kenneth Brickman.
790
00:34:30,976 --> 00:34:34,445
This is Suncoast Rejuvenation!
791
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:36,180
And I'm Dr. Kenneth Brickman!
792
00:34:36,182 --> 00:34:39,249
Hi, I'm Suncoast Rejuve...
793
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:40,484
No! Cut!
794
00:34:40,486 --> 00:34:42,252
I'm out of breath.
795
00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,120
Cut!
796
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,588
- My zame is...
- Cut.
797
00:34:44,590 --> 00:34:45,556
Cut.
798
00:34:45,558 --> 00:34:46,490
No.
799
00:34:46,492 --> 00:34:48,158
Cut! Cut.
800
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,493
No. Cut.
801
00:34:49,495 --> 00:34:50,561
Cut! Cut!
802
00:34:50,563 --> 00:34:51,728
Bahhhhh!
803
00:34:51,730 --> 00:34:53,697
That'll teach his ass to go off-book.
804
00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:55,199
Zlata is gonna kill us, y'all.
805
00:34:55,201 --> 00:34:56,867
Okay, can... can I get some water?
806
00:34:56,869 --> 00:34:58,535
- Please!
- Okay, some space.
807
00:34:58,537 --> 00:35:00,771
- Please!
- Space for the director!
808
00:35:03,209 --> 00:35:04,374
Here.
809
00:35:04,376 --> 00:35:06,009
Well, I know you asked for water,
810
00:35:06,011 --> 00:35:07,845
but I thought I'd be proactive.
811
00:35:15,588 --> 00:35:17,054
Pol.
812
00:35:17,056 --> 00:35:19,600
Can you get your boy toys
into hair and makeup?
813
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,158
I got an idea.
814
00:35:36,491 --> 00:35:37,723
Stop the pain!
815
00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:55,280
Stop the pain!
816
00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:59,071
Yes! We did it, y'all.
817
00:36:59,073 --> 00:37:00,940
Th-Those dance moves
are really impressive.
818
00:37:00,942 --> 00:37:04,076
Y'all, calm down. We haven't
done anything yet, okay?
819
00:37:04,078 --> 00:37:05,978
Nobody is retweeting it.
820
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:07,146
This might be all bad.
821
00:37:07,148 --> 00:37:08,710
Refresh the computer.
822
00:37:09,884 --> 00:37:11,384
That's not how it works, Des.
823
00:37:11,386 --> 00:37:13,285
Just hold on, Des.
These things take time.
824
00:37:13,287 --> 00:37:15,688
Oh, oh! Not too much time.
825
00:37:15,690 --> 00:37:16,922
We just got retweeted.
826
00:37:16,924 --> 00:37:18,224
- You lyin'.
- Nope.
827
00:37:18,226 --> 00:37:20,659
We goin' viral, y'all...
just like my sex tape.
828
00:37:20,661 --> 00:37:21,994
You lyin'!
829
00:37:22,997 --> 00:37:23,996
Put 'em in!
830
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,399
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
831
00:37:30,371 --> 00:37:32,271
- Ah! Shit!
- You little shit!
832
00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:34,974
You're supposed to be
getting intel, God damn it!
833
00:37:34,976 --> 00:37:37,443
I did! Damn! Boris told me everything!
834
00:37:37,445 --> 00:37:39,678
They open up 10 clinics
at the end of the year,
835
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,739
and they get the coke
836
00:37:40,764 --> 00:37:41,881
- from the Colombians.
- Wait... Colombians?
837
00:37:41,883 --> 00:37:44,521
What kind of Pablo Escobar
bullshit is that?
838
00:37:44,523 --> 00:37:47,153
The Colombians bring the coke
to Palmetto on fishing boats.
839
00:37:47,155 --> 00:37:48,521
Oh, hell no.
840
00:37:48,523 --> 00:37:50,122
Boy, hell no!
841
00:37:50,124 --> 00:37:51,490
We get nabbed by the Feds
842
00:37:51,492 --> 00:37:52,992
running drugs for the Colombians,
843
00:37:52,994 --> 00:37:55,327
we'll get our... our salads
tossed in South Bay
844
00:37:55,329 --> 00:37:57,329
for the rest of our lives,
you understand?
845
00:37:57,331 --> 00:38:00,266
On the bright side of things,
we don't got to use bugs.
846
00:38:01,035 --> 00:38:02,435
I'm in the game now, baby.
847
00:38:02,437 --> 00:38:04,136
Finna crush that whole operation.
848
00:38:08,209 --> 00:38:09,508
Clay Husser?
849
00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:11,210
Don't you look like a hot cup of tea.
850
00:38:11,212 --> 00:38:12,511
I know.
851
00:38:12,513 --> 00:38:15,848
Look, I'm here to see
my favorite son-in-law.
852
00:38:15,850 --> 00:38:17,583
I brought gifts.
853
00:38:29,197 --> 00:38:31,163
Desna, come in.
854
00:38:35,603 --> 00:38:39,004
So, your bold idea worked.
855
00:38:39,006 --> 00:38:41,807
I took a page out of your book, Zlata.
856
00:38:41,809 --> 00:38:44,944
I found a dick and rode it like a boss.
857
00:38:44,946 --> 00:38:46,145
Yes!
858
00:38:46,147 --> 00:38:49,048
Pussy power, girlfriend! I love!
859
00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:56,689
Ohhh! Whoo! God damn!
860
00:38:56,691 --> 00:38:58,557
You always could cook, Ms. Brenda.
861
00:38:58,559 --> 00:39:00,659
Well, people always forget
about the recipes
862
00:39:00,661 --> 00:39:03,729
on the back of the Ritz cracker
box, but I don't.
863
00:39:03,731 --> 00:39:05,998
Mm-hmm.
864
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,169
Well, enough with the small talk.
865
00:39:10,171 --> 00:39:12,605
I think you know why I'm here,
Bryce-y boo.
866
00:39:13,574 --> 00:39:16,675
We need to chat about my daughter.
867
00:39:16,677 --> 00:39:18,089
She's a...
868
00:39:18,779 --> 00:39:22,114
complicated butterfly.
869
00:39:41,235 --> 00:39:42,468
Dr. Ken.
870
00:39:42,470 --> 00:39:45,471
I need to come by and see you.
871
00:39:45,473 --> 00:39:50,576
My back's hurtin' real bad,
and it needs to be fixed.
872
00:39:53,614 --> 00:39:56,048
Take my card. "Stop the pain."
873
00:39:58,953 --> 00:40:00,653
Ooh, Kenneth!
874
00:40:00,655 --> 00:40:02,087
You got a fan.
875
00:40:03,691 --> 00:40:05,991
You ever gotten a handie in public?
876
00:40:07,862 --> 00:40:09,328
Scooch your chair up.
877
00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:22,041
Can we get this white shit started?
878
00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:23,609
D.
879
00:40:26,414 --> 00:40:29,248
Just one foot
in front of the other, right?
880
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:30,649
You got this, friend.
881
00:40:42,563 --> 00:40:47,199
Alright, ladies and
gentlemen, let's get this do-si-do going!
882
00:40:47,201 --> 00:40:49,301
Let's bring out the first group!
883
00:40:59,547 --> 00:41:01,680
All join hands in a big ol' ring.
884
00:41:01,682 --> 00:41:04,783
Circle around with your own dear thing.
885
00:41:04,785 --> 00:41:06,085
Go, Jenn!
886
00:41:06,087 --> 00:41:07,453
Whoo!
887
00:41:07,455 --> 00:41:09,655
Oh, my golly, oh, by Joe,
888
00:41:09,657 --> 00:41:11,991
take your partner by the left
and do-si-do.
889
00:41:14,762 --> 00:41:16,428
Partner left and corner right,
890
00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:18,931
then do-si-do with all your might.
891
00:41:23,304 --> 00:41:25,104
Now promenade like it's your job.
892
00:41:25,106 --> 00:41:28,607
You fell on his dick
like corn on the cob.
893
00:41:28,609 --> 00:41:30,643
Now allemande left with the corner maid.
894
00:41:30,645 --> 00:41:32,978
You screwed up your marriage
just trying to get laid.
895
00:41:35,483 --> 00:41:37,483
Why'd you go and shatter his world?
896
00:41:37,485 --> 00:41:39,652
He raised your other kid
like his own little girl.
897
00:41:42,923 --> 00:41:45,157
If temptation falls
and you give a rimjob,
898
00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:48,761
say "Sorry" to your husband
before you break down and sob.
899
00:41:50,331 --> 00:41:52,431
What happened to "'Til death do us part"?
900
00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:54,400
You took a knife and stabbed his heart.
901
00:41:54,402 --> 00:41:56,135
Look at you now, all alone.
902
00:41:56,137 --> 00:41:58,537
Remember, Luther Vandross sang
"A House is not a Home."
903
00:41:58,539 --> 00:42:00,172
You messed this up, poor little girl.
904
00:42:00,174 --> 00:42:02,941
Now you'll have to use Tinder,
like the rest of the world.
905
00:42:04,145 --> 00:42:06,211
Shalom, y'all!
906
00:42:10,651 --> 00:42:11,717
Shit.
907
00:42:21,663 --> 00:42:23,363
That Putin bitch has got to go.
908
00:42:23,365 --> 00:42:24,831
He's right, Ruval.
909
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:27,567
We finna get twisted up
in some Colombian shit.
910
00:42:35,444 --> 00:42:37,444
Bryce!
911
00:42:37,446 --> 00:42:40,147
She ruined my businesses,
she killed my wife.
912
00:42:40,149 --> 00:42:41,915
I ain't taking this slowly!
913
00:42:43,626 --> 00:42:47,528
Clay, why do you think
your people abandoned you?
914
00:42:47,553 --> 00:42:49,753
You need to stick to the plan.
915
00:42:49,778 --> 00:42:51,444
I will take care of this.
916
00:42:51,593 --> 00:42:54,794
Bryce! Baby, it's me!
Listen, we need to talk!
917
00:42:54,796 --> 00:42:57,030
I have so many things to say!
918
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,233
Come on, baby.
919
00:43:01,237 --> 00:43:02,236
Hey. What's happening?
920
00:43:02,261 --> 00:43:03,460
Where's my husband?
921
00:43:03,485 --> 00:43:04,785
Upstairs. Not feeling too well.
922
00:43:04,810 --> 00:43:06,509
Your mom's cooking's
a little questionable.
923
00:43:06,534 --> 00:43:08,301
Tell her to stick to the microwave.
924
00:43:08,326 --> 00:43:09,458
Babe, I ju...
925
00:43:09,483 --> 00:43:11,417
No way. Uh, uh...
926
00:43:11,442 --> 00:43:12,841
You filthy little skank.
927
00:43:12,866 --> 00:43:14,866
Oh, no. I was just prepping him for you.
928
00:43:29,331 --> 00:43:30,297
Hey.
929
00:43:30,299 --> 00:43:33,200
I was, um, just calling to see
930
00:43:33,202 --> 00:43:34,991
if I can make that dinner up to you.
931
00:43:34,993 --> 00:43:36,803
I would love that.
932
00:43:36,805 --> 00:43:38,171
What are you doing later?
933
00:43:38,173 --> 00:43:40,574
I'm doing you later if I'm lucky.
934
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:41,608
Ohh! Ohh!
935
00:43:41,610 --> 00:43:43,076
Shut up!
936
00:43:45,147 --> 00:43:47,581
Let me call you when I get home.
937
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,883
Come on, y'all.
938
00:43:54,456 --> 00:43:55,622
Oh, hell no!
939
00:43:55,624 --> 00:43:57,691
Hey! Get off!
940
00:44:20,983 --> 00:44:23,183
Whoa, whoa! Hey, get off! Get off!
941
00:44:23,185 --> 00:44:24,284
Get off!
942
00:44:41,870 --> 00:44:42,744
I'm real sorry, y'all.
943
00:44:42,769 --> 00:44:44,293
- I'm sorry y'all had to see that.
- No.
944
00:44:44,295 --> 00:44:48,308
I mean, she's not always been
the best momma, but, you know...
945
00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:50,343
I just didn't think she would
do something like that.
946
00:44:50,345 --> 00:44:53,079
She made me this outfit,
and she did my makeup.
947
00:44:53,081 --> 00:44:54,581
Why would she do that?
948
00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:57,008
Why did she do that?
Why would she do that?
949
00:44:57,010 --> 00:44:59,286
Why did she do that?!
950
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:16,931
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