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[soft upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- It is not easy
to dock a boat, you know?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- You know, once,
my cousin bought
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a pontoon for his lake house
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even though he knew nothing
about boats.
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The first time
he tried to dock it,
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he nearly steamrolled
over the entire landing.
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- [chuckles]
- But Javier,
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he just makes docking
look so easy.
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- Yeah, the ocean looks
especially beautiful today.
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- [chuckles]
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Sorry.
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Didn't mean to be
talking about how great
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your ex-boyfriend is.
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I'm sure he has many flaws.
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- Hey there.
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Meet Natalie and Seth.
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- The Roses, yes.
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Welcome to Fantasy Island.
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- We're thrilled to be here.
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- This is long overdue.
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- I'm your host, Elena Roarke.
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This is my associate, Ruby.
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- And it's a pleasure
to meet you both.
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And Ash is actually going
to help you get settled in.
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- Thank you.
- Nice to meet you.
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[polite laughter]
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- You know, while
I meet with the Roses,
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why don't you go ahead and sit
down with the other guests?
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I greeted them last night,
and they are anxious to start
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their fantasies.
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- I'm going solo.
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Yeah, I'm fully briefed
and up to speed.
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Not nervous at all.
- Congrats.
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You'll be great.
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- I trust you.
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Go.
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[both chuckling]
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The--the boat looks amazing.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, it's a good day for it.
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Not too choppy out.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- The forecast was--
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- You know, the weather
was supposed to be--
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- This is excruciating.
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- It's torture.
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- Look, we're both on
this island together.
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Maybe we should
try to be friends?
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- Oh.
[chuckles]
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Friends.
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- Friends.
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- [mimics explosion]
- [laughs]
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- [sighs]
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[dreamy music]
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♪ ♪
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So, Seth and Natalie, tell me,
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what can the island do for you?
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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- This is just a fraction
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of what I've put into my body
in the last three years.
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- That's how long we've been
trying to have a baby.
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- First we tried the usual way.
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Then IUI,
then medicated IUI, then IVF.
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- That's a lot.
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- I stabbed her so many times,
I've lost count.
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That sounded weird.
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- We moved out of the city and
found the perfect little house
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to start our family.
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We were so hopeful
about our future.
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- And so naive.
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- We just want a family.
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- You know, guys,
you two are already a family.
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- Doesn't feel like it.
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- And the whole thing has
put a strain on our marriage.
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- Even sex feels like work.
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- Our fantasy
is to forget it all.
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The pain, the stress.
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Just want to be free of it
for a little while.
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- We want to be us again.
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- Yeah.
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I understand.
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[cork pops]
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Ah!
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- Where did those come from?
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- Magical island.
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Let's start with a toast.
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- Look at that.
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With all the trying, I haven't
had a drink in years.
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- We're on Fantasy Island,
babe.
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Indulge.
- [chuckles]
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- Here's to the two of you.
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[glasses clink]
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[magical whoosh]
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[soft bright music]
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- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
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- This is delicious.
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I'd forgotten how much
I love champagne.
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I haven't had it in forever.
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Wait, why is that?
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- I have no idea.
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[laughs]
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- Well.
[laughs]
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That's going to change,
starting right now.
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May we?
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- Oh, be my guest.
[laughter]
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Let the relaxing begin.
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And I hope you enjoy
your fantasy vacation.
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- Thank you.
[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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- Welcome to Fantasy Island,
Vivian and Lou.
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And congratulations
on your retirement.
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Kind of feels like you're
playing hooky, doesn't it?
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- [laughs] You've got a few
decades before you get there.
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But...yes, kind of.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- [chuckles]
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So what can the island
do for you?
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- My fantasy
is to get a hole-in-one.
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- Oh?
That's on my bucket list.
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- I've been a golfer
for 40 years.
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I've never gotten one.
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- Well, I bet
you'll get one now.
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- [laughs]
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- And you, Vivian?
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- Well, I had this
vision for years.
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It's what kept me going through
countless loads of laundry
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and endless boring
staff meetings.
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I'd imagine myself sitting
under my favorite tree.
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- It's a gorgeous tree.
The highlight of our backyard.
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- The kids would be grown,
the work would be done,
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and I'd finally
get to just sit,
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drinking iced tea
and reading "Gone Girl."
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- Oh, I loved that book--
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- Stop.
I don't want to know the twist.
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- Oh.
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- I bought this book
back when it came out,
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and I never had time
to read it.
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I've spent over a decade
now avoiding spoilers.
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- Mm.
[chuckles]
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- Just help me understand,
you know.
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Why do you need
the island's help for that?
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- My tree?
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It's gone.
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Our neighbors killed it.
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- They're building a pool.
Tore out the root system.
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- My dream is a stump.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
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And we do not judge
fantasies here.
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But I do have to ask--
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are you both sure
this is what you really want?
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We transform lives.
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Is getting a hole-in-one
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and reading a book
under a tree
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really going
to accomplish that?
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- It's what we want.
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- All righty then.
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Come with me.
[chuckles]
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♪ ♪
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both: [gasp]
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Oh.
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- It's our backyard.
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- In a sense.
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- There's even iced tea.
[both chuckle]
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- Oh, and Lou,
those are for you.
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I think you'll find the
driver especially remarkable.
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Happy retirement.
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- [gasps]
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[laughing]
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- Oh.
- Yes.
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My tree!
[laughter]
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[both sigh]
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- Wow.
- That was amazing.
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- Oh, my God,
talk about next level.
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- [laughing]
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More champagne.
[grunts]
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- Yes.
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Yes, please.
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Oh, the champagne.
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- [laughs]
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- [sighs]
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[dance music playing over speakers]
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[volume increases]
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♪ ♪
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- Do you remember this song?
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- Hell, yeah,
I remember this song.
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- [laughs]
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♪ ♪
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This song is everything!
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- This was our jam.
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We just started dating,
hitting the clubs.
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Just you and me, you know?
- [laughs]
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Yep.
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[humming]
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- You always had
the better moves.
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Ah, yes.
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Thank you.
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Mmm.
- ♪ Too many to count ♪
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♪ Too many, too many... ♪
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- What's this?
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[magical chimes]
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♪ ♪
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We got a gift bag.
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- Oh, my God,
this place is the best.
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- I know, right?
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♪ ♪
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Mm.
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It's strawberry.
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- Uh-oh.
Strawberry kisses, my favorite.
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- Mm.
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- Mm, it smells good.
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- [laughs]
- Where you going?
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Don't tease me.
[laughs]
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[music playing faintly]
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♪ ♪
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- [chuckles]
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- [sighs]
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[music intensifies]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
You hear that?
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[chimes]
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Lou!
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- This baby and I are going
to have quite some time.
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- How is that noise
not bothering you?
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- Oh, don't pay it any mind.
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Just enjoy your book.
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
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♪ ♪
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I haven't waited
over 10 years
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to sit here in peace for this.
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♪ ♪
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- Viv.
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Really?
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- [sighs]
- [stammers]
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♪ ♪
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- They probably can't even hear
us over that godawful noise.
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- Why don't we just take
a walk on the beach?
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I'm sure they'll be done
by the time we get--
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♪ ♪
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- Seth?
- Vivian?
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- Lou?
- Natalie?
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- What the hell
are you doing here?
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- Tree killers!
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- ♪ Keep it simple, sexy ♪
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- They killed our tree!
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- I see.
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So the four of you
are neighbors.
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- And as we've explained
in person, in gift baskets,
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and in emails, we did not mean
to kill their tree.
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- Look, this is just so sad.
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I loved our neighbors.
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I mean, they became
some of our best friends.
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- [scoffs]
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- Not that that always happens.
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- Well, it seems the island
brought you here
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to help you work through
your differences.
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- I'm guessing your
neighbors didn't have
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an excessively
smoky barbecue
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that polluted
a two-mile radius.
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- And they probably didn't
manspread their garbage bins
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all over your sidewalk.
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- All right, let's all
agree to disagree, eh?
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- Can we just get new rooms?
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- Far from each other, please.
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- We're not moving.
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00:11:09,076 --> 00:11:10,984
- Actually, nobody's moving.
- Why?
269
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,320
- Apparently, your ability
to fulfill your fantasies
270
00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:17,400
is dependent on you resolving
your neighborly disputes.
271
00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:18,992
- This isn't happening.
272
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,570
Is this happening?
- It seems to be happening.
273
00:11:21,589 --> 00:11:23,181
- Why are you doing this to us?
274
00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:27,351
- I could argue that
you've done this to yourselves.
275
00:11:27,428 --> 00:11:29,187
- [huffs]
276
00:11:29,263 --> 00:11:32,023
[quirky music]
277
00:11:32,099 --> 00:11:33,065
- Eh.
278
00:11:34,435 --> 00:11:35,985
- Let's go.
279
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,679
[grumbles]
280
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,198
- Keep an eye on those four.
281
00:11:40,274 --> 00:11:43,951
I'd like for all of them to
make it off the island alive.
282
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,705
- [sighs]
283
00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:50,933
[mellow Spanish music playing]
284
00:11:50,952 --> 00:11:57,381
♪ ♪
285
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,291
- Where's your wife?
286
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,609
- Getting a massage.
287
00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:02,445
Not that it's any
of your business.
288
00:12:02,463 --> 00:12:04,113
- Relax, I come in peace.
289
00:12:04,115 --> 00:12:06,057
- Could I help you?
- I'm good for now.
290
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,877
I've got a brand new set
of hollow body Tungsten clubs
291
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,379
in our room.
292
00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:13,547
- Yay?
293
00:12:13,624 --> 00:12:15,458
- I should be on the green
right now
294
00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:16,550
having the time of my life.
295
00:12:16,627 --> 00:12:18,552
But instead,
I'm here with you,
296
00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:19,886
trying to bury the hatchet
297
00:12:19,964 --> 00:12:22,556
because I think
you deserve another chance.
298
00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:24,300
- I deserve a chance?
299
00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:27,669
- Seth, you've been
awfully rude to my wife.
300
00:12:27,671 --> 00:12:29,563
- The usual?
- Hey.
301
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:32,308
- I've been rude?
302
00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:33,834
[scoffs]
303
00:12:36,905 --> 00:12:38,981
- Here you go.
- My wife saw your wife
304
00:12:38,983 --> 00:12:42,242
move a roadkill squirrel
onto our lawn.
305
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,410
- That was a hard day.
306
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,430
Our tree had just been cut down
thanks to you.
307
00:12:46,507 --> 00:12:48,266
- Mm-hmm.
308
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:50,268
[clears throat]
309
00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,011
[tense music]
310
00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:53,604
- Can you stop doing that,
please?
311
00:12:53,681 --> 00:12:55,589
- As soon as Vivian apologizes.
312
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,382
- [scoffs]
- Bygones can be bygones.
313
00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:58,776
- [laughs]
314
00:12:58,927 --> 00:13:02,863
You want Vivian to apologize?
315
00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:07,201
- Yeah.
316
00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:15,459
A simple "I'm sorry"
will suffice.
317
00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:22,883
♪ ♪
318
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:32,535
- My side, your side.
319
00:13:32,553 --> 00:13:35,146
Don't cross the line.
320
00:13:46,642 --> 00:13:47,808
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
321
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,809
I don't know what's going on
with you two,
322
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,553
but let's take it down a notch.
323
00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:52,555
- Over-waterer.
324
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,915
- Newspaper thief!
325
00:13:57,228 --> 00:13:59,337
[grumbles]
326
00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:01,488
- Or not.
327
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:04,491
[mellow music]
328
00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:11,807
♪ ♪
329
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,062
- [sighs]
330
00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:20,006
Can't you take a hint?
331
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,360
I came here
to get away from you.
332
00:14:22,436 --> 00:14:24,086
- I know you don't believe me,
333
00:14:24,088 --> 00:14:28,924
but we truly had no idea
our pool construction
334
00:14:28,943 --> 00:14:30,926
was going to affect your tree.
335
00:14:30,928 --> 00:14:32,277
- Then you're a moron.
336
00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:35,431
All I know is,
I can't have my tree,
337
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,949
you can't have your pool.
338
00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:39,526
- What do you mean
we can't have our pool?
339
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:41,879
- I'll file injunctions till
the end of time if I have to.
340
00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:43,606
- Injunctions?
341
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,550
- That's why
your construction stopped.
342
00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:49,445
- Seth told me
it was a supply chain delay.
343
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:51,389
- [chuckles]
Then he's lying.
344
00:14:51,616 --> 00:14:52,890
Your pool's not delayed.
345
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,207
It's dead.
346
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,285
Now, I'd like to get back
to reading the book
347
00:14:56,287 --> 00:14:59,772
I've been looking forward to
for the last 10 years.
348
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,628
- Wow.
349
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:08,130
I guess you won.
350
00:15:08,132 --> 00:15:12,118
We should probably just accept
our pool project is dead.
351
00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:17,581
But you know who's not dead?
352
00:15:17,658 --> 00:15:19,308
The main character
in "Gone Girl."
353
00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:21,752
She's not even missing.
She set the whole thing up.
354
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:24,146
- [gasps]
355
00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:26,315
- Enjoy.
356
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,218
- [exhales]
357
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,824
- I just don't get it.
358
00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:39,085
How could you not tell me
about the injunctions?
359
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,272
- I guess I didn't want
to stress you out,
360
00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:44,349
but I don't remember why.
361
00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:46,610
- I'm not some
Victorian housewife.
362
00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:49,113
We're partners.
- Oh, we're great partners.
363
00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:51,449
- I'd like to know
when I'm getting sued.
364
00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:55,453
- Hey.
You are absolutely right.
365
00:15:55,604 --> 00:15:58,080
And I'm really sorry, babe.
366
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,959
- Mm-kay.
367
00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,446
Mr. and Mrs. Rose,
right this way.
368
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,591
- Thank you.
369
00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:16,548
- Oh, God, no.
- Ugh.
370
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:17,883
[magical chime]
371
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,552
- Table for four.
- No.
372
00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:23,205
- This is a mistake.
373
00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:25,065
- This is for you.
374
00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:29,102
- It's from Elena Roarke.
375
00:16:29,213 --> 00:16:31,563
"Since ancient times,
breaking bread together
376
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:34,474
"has resolved conflict
and fostered connection.
377
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,162
May you continue
the tradition."
378
00:16:38,313 --> 00:16:40,313
Really?
379
00:16:40,315 --> 00:16:44,150
- We're here.
Might as well eat.
380
00:16:44,228 --> 00:16:46,729
- OK.
381
00:16:46,747 --> 00:16:51,250
- Well, there's one thing
we can all agree on.
382
00:16:51,326 --> 00:16:54,512
We love our neighborhood.
383
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,663
- I will not disagree
with that statement.
384
00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:58,164
- Sure.
385
00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:02,094
- When we were in the city, we
never even knew our neighbors.
386
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,579
- Same.
387
00:17:03,597 --> 00:17:04,747
- You were in the city?
388
00:17:04,765 --> 00:17:07,266
- Before we bought our house,
like you.
389
00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:08,767
Mm-hmm.
390
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:12,512
- When we moved in, our
neighbors brought us cookies.
391
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,014
Just like I did for you.
392
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,943
Of course, I didn't throw
their cookies in the garbage.
393
00:17:18,095 --> 00:17:19,519
[chuckles]
- I can't eat gluten.
394
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:20,779
- Were you spying on us?
395
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,873
- You could have at least
brought the basket back.
396
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,041
[chuckles]
397
00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:28,212
That's when I knew
you were terrible neighbors.
398
00:17:28,363 --> 00:17:29,772
- You know what?
399
00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,440
It was an ugly basket.
400
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,457
- All right, that's enough.
401
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,942
- You know what else is ugly?
402
00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:36,887
The two lion statues on
either side of your driveway.
403
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:39,948
Newsflash--you're not
the New York Public Library.
404
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,058
- That's it.
405
00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:43,452
I've had it up to here
with your bad manners.
406
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:44,711
It's good that
you can't have kids.
407
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,456
The world doesn't need
anymore people like you.
408
00:17:47,474 --> 00:17:48,791
- I'm a good neighbor.
You're bad.
409
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:50,125
- Why did you say
we can't have kids?
410
00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:51,885
Why did he say that?
- What are you talking about?
411
00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:55,739
- They're infertile.
- No, we're not.
412
00:17:55,891 --> 00:17:58,224
Wait.
413
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,485
Are we?
414
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:03,080
- Oh, my God.
415
00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:05,565
We are.
416
00:18:05,659 --> 00:18:08,143
- That's why we're here.
417
00:18:08,145 --> 00:18:11,255
We were trying to forget
how hard it's been.
418
00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:14,316
And you ruined it.
419
00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:17,152
You ruined our fantasy!
420
00:18:17,154 --> 00:18:19,638
- You jerk!
421
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:22,725
- Oh!
- You did not just do that.
422
00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:25,085
Oh!
- Oh!
423
00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:26,753
- [laughs]
424
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,606
- You think that's funny?
425
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:30,441
- Yeah, I think it's hilarious!
426
00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:32,192
- [exclaiming]
427
00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:35,029
- [screams]
- [screams]
428
00:18:35,856 --> 00:18:38,157
- Oh!
429
00:18:44,348 --> 00:18:45,347
- Hey!
430
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:46,457
How's it going?
431
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,459
- [grunting]
432
00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:50,443
- Oh.
433
00:18:50,537 --> 00:18:52,046
Not good.
434
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,469
- They still have plenty of time for kids.
435
00:18:59,245 --> 00:19:01,913
But my tree is gone.
436
00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:03,823
We lost a living thing
437
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,659
just because they wanted
a watery death hole.
438
00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:09,404
- Well, some people say
a watery death hole.
439
00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:11,848
Others say puddle
of summer fun.
440
00:19:11,999 --> 00:19:15,243
- [scoffs]
Tomato, potato.
441
00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:16,895
- Two nightshades.
442
00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:21,191
- We can't let them
ruin our fantasies.
443
00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:23,342
[gentle music]
444
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,421
You should try that driver.
445
00:19:26,423 --> 00:19:28,590
Get that hole-in-one.
446
00:19:28,592 --> 00:19:30,033
- [chuckles]
447
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,826
Kiss for luck?
448
00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:43,880
You look cute with
that egg on your face.
449
00:19:44,031 --> 00:19:46,958
- Oh. [laughing]
Get out of here.
450
00:19:47,869 --> 00:19:51,129
- I want a do-over
on this whole shebang.
451
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:54,373
- It was so nice
not remembering.
452
00:19:54,451 --> 00:19:56,284
Now it's back--
453
00:19:56,286 --> 00:19:57,394
the dread,
454
00:19:57,545 --> 00:20:02,306
the relentless disappointment.
455
00:20:02,383 --> 00:20:03,883
- I remember now that's why
456
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,718
I didn't want to tell you
about the injunctions.
457
00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:09,981
I didn't want to
stress you out more.
458
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,658
- I get it.
459
00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:16,320
Wasn't it great,
just being us again?
460
00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:19,782
- Hey, we're still us.
461
00:20:19,859 --> 00:20:22,401
We are always us.
462
00:20:22,479 --> 00:20:25,630
- [grunting]
- [laughs]
463
00:20:29,169 --> 00:20:33,504
- How the hell did our neighbor
know about our baby making?
464
00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:35,840
And do they always
go through our trash?
465
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:39,160
I wouldn't put it past them.
They're so nosy.
466
00:20:39,179 --> 00:20:42,163
[mellow music]
467
00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:46,926
♪ ♪
468
00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:48,186
[brakes squeal]
469
00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:50,855
- Natalie?
470
00:20:50,932 --> 00:20:54,008
- Despite everything,
I thought you were my friend.
471
00:20:54,027 --> 00:20:55,526
- Excuse me,
I'm trying to get to the green.
472
00:20:55,679 --> 00:20:57,436
- Whatever else was going on,
473
00:20:57,514 --> 00:20:59,363
we had our secret
Sunday golf game.
474
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,457
- Yeah, well,
there is a difference between
475
00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:04,185
being golf buddies
and being friends.
476
00:21:04,187 --> 00:21:05,945
- I confided in you.
477
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,039
And you let her
file injunctions against us
478
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:11,468
knowing we were going through
the hardest time of our lives.
479
00:21:11,695 --> 00:21:14,045
How could you?
- Just calm down, kiddo.
480
00:21:14,197 --> 00:21:16,306
- Don't call me kiddo.
And don't tell me to calm down!
481
00:21:16,382 --> 00:21:18,533
You ruined our fantasy.
482
00:21:18,535 --> 00:21:19,867
- Well, you're ruining ours.
483
00:21:19,886 --> 00:21:21,794
There's a hole-in-one
waiting for me out there,
484
00:21:21,871 --> 00:21:25,923
and poor Vivian has barely
had time to enjoy her tree.
485
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,967
- Wait.
486
00:21:28,044 --> 00:21:30,636
The tree?
487
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:34,716
We came here for relief
from the devastation
488
00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:37,719
of watching our entire vision
of our future fall apart.
489
00:21:37,737 --> 00:21:42,724
And you came
for a tree and golf?
490
00:21:42,726 --> 00:21:44,984
- Don't judge our fantasies.
491
00:21:45,061 --> 00:21:48,487
- Oh, I'm not going
to judge them.
492
00:21:48,565 --> 00:21:52,066
I'm going to destroy them.
493
00:21:52,085 --> 00:21:54,326
- What are you do--hey!
494
00:21:54,404 --> 00:21:56,888
What are you doing?
Hey, those are mine!
495
00:22:04,247 --> 00:22:06,606
Oh, no, you don't.
496
00:22:11,254 --> 00:22:13,196
- Oh, hi!
497
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,775
Uh-oh.
498
00:22:17,927 --> 00:22:19,160
Oh!
499
00:22:21,264 --> 00:22:23,623
Hey!
Maybe slow down?
500
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:26,859
- [shouts]
501
00:22:26,953 --> 00:22:29,212
- OK.
502
00:22:29,289 --> 00:22:31,622
Double uh-oh.
503
00:22:31,775 --> 00:22:32,757
No, no, no.
504
00:22:36,629 --> 00:22:37,554
- Friends.
505
00:22:37,781 --> 00:22:39,113
We're friends.
506
00:22:39,115 --> 00:22:40,890
Uh-oh.
507
00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:43,117
[quirky music]
508
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:44,894
- Sit.
509
00:22:45,046 --> 00:22:46,396
- OK.
510
00:22:49,292 --> 00:22:50,808
Hydrating.
511
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,052
Always good.
512
00:22:53,129 --> 00:22:55,479
- Can't be too hydrated.
513
00:22:55,632 --> 00:22:59,650
♪ ♪
514
00:22:59,727 --> 00:23:01,578
Why is this so hard?
515
00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:05,823
I feel like I don't even
know how to talk to you.
516
00:23:05,975 --> 00:23:08,976
- I think it's because we're
trying to go back to being
517
00:23:08,995 --> 00:23:13,497
just friends, and the truth is,
we were never just friends,
518
00:23:13,574 --> 00:23:16,000
you know?
519
00:23:16,152 --> 00:23:19,153
- Sorry, um, Elena?
520
00:23:19,172 --> 00:23:20,888
We have a problem.
521
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:26,853
[bangs on door]
522
00:23:29,682 --> 00:23:33,526
- [sighs]
You are not welcome here.
523
00:23:36,172 --> 00:23:37,855
Where are you going?
524
00:23:38,007 --> 00:23:40,575
- To your precious tree.
525
00:23:41,936 --> 00:23:44,770
- Hey!
What are you doing?
526
00:23:44,789 --> 00:23:46,030
Stop!
527
00:23:46,182 --> 00:23:48,273
- [breathing heavily]
528
00:23:48,351 --> 00:23:50,201
If I don't get my fantasy...
- [gasps]
529
00:23:50,353 --> 00:23:53,212
- You! Don't! Get! Yours!
530
00:23:58,711 --> 00:23:59,952
- You wouldn't.
531
00:24:00,029 --> 00:24:01,362
- Oh, I would.
532
00:24:01,364 --> 00:24:03,640
[chainsaw buzzing]
533
00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:06,200
- Whoa!
Hey, hey, what the hell--
534
00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:07,201
whoa.
535
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:08,144
- No!
536
00:24:08,221 --> 00:24:09,537
What are you doing?
537
00:24:09,539 --> 00:24:11,814
- Put that down!
- Stop.
538
00:24:11,966 --> 00:24:13,316
And not a word.
539
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:15,985
The island has given you
ample opportunity
540
00:24:16,062 --> 00:24:19,397
to resolve your differences,
and you have failed to do so.
541
00:24:19,473 --> 00:24:21,783
So we're going to try
a different way.
542
00:24:23,052 --> 00:24:24,977
- Whoa.
543
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:27,388
I was not expecting that.
544
00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:30,166
- Now, sit your asses down.
We're going to finish this.
545
00:24:42,488 --> 00:24:44,747
- Seth and Natalie.
Vivian and Lou.
546
00:24:44,824 --> 00:24:47,900
Clearly, you are unable
to remain neighbors.
547
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:49,443
- Agreed.
- Damn straight.
548
00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:50,587
- But we're not moving.
549
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,404
- Well, if you think we are,
you're high.
550
00:24:52,482 --> 00:24:54,649
- Well, since you can't
decide on your own
551
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:57,618
which couple will move,
the island will decide.
552
00:24:57,620 --> 00:25:00,763
But be forewarned,
the decision is binding.
553
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,677
Let's begin.
554
00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:07,678
- All rise.
555
00:25:07,831 --> 00:25:09,831
Island justice
is now in session.
556
00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:13,017
The case of the Hutchinsons
versus the Roses.
557
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,352
- Island justice?
558
00:25:14,504 --> 00:25:16,696
- It's good, right?
[chuckles]
559
00:25:19,025 --> 00:25:21,951
- Vivian and Lou, you're going
to present your case first.
560
00:25:22,028 --> 00:25:23,453
- Mm-hmm.
561
00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:25,163
- The rest of you,
please be seated.
562
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,795
- We're not lawyers.
563
00:25:32,947 --> 00:25:35,798
- The island will help
with that.
564
00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:37,375
- [sighs]
565
00:25:37,377 --> 00:25:40,285
- Let's start with exhibit A.
566
00:25:40,363 --> 00:25:42,513
Do you recognize this?
567
00:25:44,884 --> 00:25:45,791
- Wait.
568
00:25:45,885 --> 00:25:47,292
Wait a minute.
569
00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:48,645
Is that...
[gasps]
570
00:25:48,796 --> 00:25:50,554
Yes, it is.
571
00:25:50,631 --> 00:25:53,316
Your Honor,
if it please the court,
572
00:25:53,543 --> 00:25:57,070
de facto, this is,
inter alia...
573
00:25:58,898 --> 00:26:03,551
This is a branch from our tree
that Teddy used as a wand.
574
00:26:03,569 --> 00:26:04,902
- [chuckles]
That's right.
575
00:26:05,054 --> 00:26:08,313
One summer, our son was
obsessed with being a wizard.
576
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,666
- He'd collected
all the tree leaves
577
00:26:09,817 --> 00:26:13,895
to make potions because
he said the tree was magic.
578
00:26:13,897 --> 00:26:15,487
- Objection!
579
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:16,914
It's a twig.
580
00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:20,918
I don't see the sine qua non
to render an adjudication.
581
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:22,345
- Nice, babe.
582
00:26:22,496 --> 00:26:23,179
- Thanks.
583
00:26:23,256 --> 00:26:25,256
- Overruled.
584
00:26:25,332 --> 00:26:27,350
Exhibit B, please.
585
00:26:32,081 --> 00:26:33,080
- A rock.
586
00:26:33,082 --> 00:26:34,582
How is that helpful?
587
00:26:34,584 --> 00:26:38,194
- It isn't just a rock,
Your Honor.
588
00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:40,179
This marks the spot
where we buried our dog,
589
00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:43,591
Pepper, under the tree.
590
00:26:43,593 --> 00:26:45,350
Pepper was with us
for almost 20 years.
591
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:48,705
We got him when our oldest
was just a baby.
592
00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:52,357
- Never have a baby and
a puppy at the same time.
593
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:55,211
But the kids grew up with him.
594
00:26:55,288 --> 00:26:57,380
- They loved him.
595
00:26:57,531 --> 00:27:00,274
- Your Honor,
what is the relevance here?
596
00:27:00,293 --> 00:27:02,610
- Well, these objects
are all pertinent
597
00:27:02,628 --> 00:27:05,279
to their relationship with
the tree that you killed.
598
00:27:05,281 --> 00:27:07,039
- Objection.
599
00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,373
Prejudicial.
600
00:27:08,451 --> 00:27:09,967
- You can't object
to the judge.
601
00:27:10,044 --> 00:27:13,062
- I planted that tree for Viv
the first year we moved
602
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:14,956
into that house 30 years ago.
603
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:18,550
- Now it's just a stump because
they wanted a dumb pool.
604
00:27:18,628 --> 00:27:20,478
- Which is why
we decided to file
605
00:27:20,630 --> 00:27:26,133
the injunction on the grounds
of res ipsa loquitur.
606
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,818
- Mmm.
- Not bad.
607
00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:29,320
- That's perjury.
608
00:27:29,472 --> 00:27:32,081
Lou doesn't make any
decisions in your home.
609
00:27:32,158 --> 00:27:33,583
- Excuse me?
610
00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:35,810
- The only decision he
ever made was to marry you,
611
00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:37,736
and you haven't let him
make another one since.
612
00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:38,904
- Hearsay.
613
00:27:38,998 --> 00:27:41,073
But that isn't true.
614
00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:43,000
Is it true, Lou?
615
00:27:43,152 --> 00:27:44,927
I--
[gavel thumping]
616
00:27:45,004 --> 00:27:46,170
- Order.
617
00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:48,747
Order in, um--
618
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,157
- [whispering]
Island.
619
00:27:50,176 --> 00:27:53,085
- Island justice.
620
00:27:53,162 --> 00:27:55,396
Let's move to exhibit C,
please.
621
00:27:57,758 --> 00:27:59,091
- Oh.
622
00:27:59,168 --> 00:28:01,669
That's our son
Peter's pocketknife.
623
00:28:01,687 --> 00:28:03,446
He got it when he was
an Eagle Scout.
624
00:28:03,597 --> 00:28:05,430
- Remember we used it
that New Year's Eve
625
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:08,025
to carve all our initials
into the trunk?
626
00:28:08,177 --> 00:28:10,678
- Yeah,
and Teddy started crying
627
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,748
because he said
we were hurting it.
628
00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:19,186
- I miss it.
629
00:28:19,188 --> 00:28:21,372
- It's not just a tree, is it?
630
00:28:21,524 --> 00:28:23,524
- Uh-uh.
631
00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:25,284
It's all of it.
632
00:28:25,361 --> 00:28:28,045
They're all grown up.
633
00:28:28,197 --> 00:28:30,289
[crying]
I miss all of it.
634
00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:33,217
- You never talk
about this stuff.
635
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:37,054
- Because it's
too painful, Lou.
636
00:28:37,131 --> 00:28:40,691
[sobbing]
637
00:28:42,045 --> 00:28:43,878
- That can't be real, right?
638
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,547
- Maybe they're
crocodile tears.
639
00:28:46,566 --> 00:28:49,717
- It seems to me
like Vivian's anger
640
00:28:49,719 --> 00:28:53,663
was covering up
a whole lot of sadness.
641
00:28:58,061 --> 00:29:01,462
[sobbing continues]
642
00:29:08,995 --> 00:29:10,662
- They really turned on
the waterworks.
643
00:29:10,681 --> 00:29:13,849
We gotta do the same.
644
00:29:14,076 --> 00:29:15,934
- We'll just tell the truth.
645
00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:18,579
- Oh.
646
00:29:18,597 --> 00:29:21,023
[indistinct whispering]
647
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,340
[clears throat]
648
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,433
All rise.
649
00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:25,009
Court is back in session.
650
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:27,863
- Oh, that's really
not necessary.
651
00:29:28,014 --> 00:29:29,531
- Oh.
- Seth and Natalie.
652
00:29:29,608 --> 00:29:31,325
You're up.
653
00:29:39,768 --> 00:29:43,003
I call your attention
to exhibit one for the Roses.
654
00:29:47,534 --> 00:29:49,033
- That's not ours.
655
00:29:49,111 --> 00:29:51,053
- It's mine.
656
00:29:51,204 --> 00:29:53,447
From when I was a baby.
657
00:29:53,465 --> 00:29:54,948
- I object.
658
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:57,784
Baby hats are adorable,
and therefore manipulative.
659
00:29:57,803 --> 00:29:59,453
- Motion to strike
the baby hat.
660
00:29:59,455 --> 00:30:01,471
- Motion denied.
661
00:30:01,624 --> 00:30:06,068
- My mom saved it
for our future baby.
662
00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:08,478
It's green, so she said
it wouldn't matter
663
00:30:08,631 --> 00:30:11,965
if we had a boy or a girl.
664
00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:15,077
I didn't think
we'd end up with neither.
665
00:30:17,289 --> 00:30:19,806
- But we haven't given up hope.
666
00:30:19,808 --> 00:30:22,309
- It's why we started
building the pool.
667
00:30:22,311 --> 00:30:24,978
- If you build it,
they will come.
668
00:30:24,997 --> 00:30:27,981
And with so many
disappointments,
669
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,592
we needed to focus on
something positive.
670
00:30:30,744 --> 00:30:35,505
- We were manifesting future
pool parties for the kids.
671
00:30:35,658 --> 00:30:37,749
Family barbecues.
672
00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:40,752
Birthday celebrations.
673
00:30:40,846 --> 00:30:42,754
- They robbed us of that.
674
00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:44,665
- That is
a mischaracterization.
675
00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:46,166
- Our backyard
is a torn-up mud pit.
676
00:30:46,168 --> 00:30:48,259
- It caused
even more anxiety...
677
00:30:48,337 --> 00:30:52,189
- Which doesn't help when you
are trying to have a baby.
678
00:30:52,265 --> 00:30:54,074
- Let's go to exhibit two.
679
00:30:59,364 --> 00:31:03,775
- [gasps]
Oh, those are lovely!
680
00:31:03,794 --> 00:31:06,569
Oh, yeah.
We had a set just like them.
681
00:31:06,722 --> 00:31:08,130
- Us too.
- Oh.
682
00:31:08,207 --> 00:31:10,466
- We got these from
Maria and Steve
683
00:31:10,617 --> 00:31:11,708
when they bought their house.
684
00:31:11,785 --> 00:31:13,469
- And Vanessa and Amy too.
685
00:31:13,545 --> 00:31:16,638
- Everyone just started
moving to the suburbs.
686
00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:18,640
Having kids.
687
00:31:18,759 --> 00:31:20,792
Felt like the next step.
688
00:31:20,886 --> 00:31:22,369
- Because you wanted it to be,
689
00:31:22,387 --> 00:31:24,721
or because
you felt it should be?
690
00:31:24,798 --> 00:31:26,130
- Your Honor,
my wife wants kids
691
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,799
more than anything
in this world.
692
00:31:27,818 --> 00:31:30,060
- Objection.
That's a lie.
693
00:31:30,212 --> 00:31:31,320
- What are you talking about?
694
00:31:31,547 --> 00:31:32,971
- You're the one who wants
to have kids so much.
695
00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:35,232
Natalie just doesn't
want to disappoint you.
696
00:31:35,384 --> 00:31:37,067
- You're the liar.
697
00:31:37,219 --> 00:31:38,827
And I'll remind you,
you're still under oath.
698
00:31:38,904 --> 00:31:40,645
And how would you know that,
anyway?
699
00:31:40,723 --> 00:31:43,665
- She told me.
- She told you when?
700
00:31:43,742 --> 00:31:45,909
- [sighs]
701
00:31:46,061 --> 00:31:49,838
- During one of our
Sunday golf games.
702
00:31:51,491 --> 00:31:53,900
- You golf with him?
703
00:31:53,994 --> 00:31:57,095
- He's a surprisingly
good listener.
704
00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:01,666
- Yeah, you'd have to be
with a wife like that.
705
00:32:01,685 --> 00:32:03,001
But to golf?
With him?
706
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,853
- I didn't know about
the injunctions then.
707
00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:06,688
- I thought you played golf
with Arthur.
708
00:32:06,765 --> 00:32:08,582
- I do, just not on Sunday.
709
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,675
She golfed in college.
710
00:32:10,694 --> 00:32:13,270
And--and doesn't she
remind you of Abby?
711
00:32:13,422 --> 00:32:15,772
- Our daughter?
712
00:32:15,849 --> 00:32:18,283
- She really improved my game.
713
00:32:20,687 --> 00:32:23,613
- Exhibit three, please.
714
00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:26,708
- [laughing]
715
00:32:27,953 --> 00:32:32,439
Honey, these are the matches
from that diner
716
00:32:32,499 --> 00:32:34,624
where we had our first date.
717
00:32:34,777 --> 00:32:36,960
- It was a great date.
718
00:32:37,037 --> 00:32:38,278
- Yeah.
719
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,390
We got our first place
two blocks from there.
720
00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:43,892
Not big--
- But big enough.
721
00:32:44,044 --> 00:32:46,544
We didn't need a lot of space.
[chuckles]
722
00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:47,712
- Ah.
723
00:32:47,731 --> 00:32:50,232
- We had the city.
724
00:32:50,383 --> 00:32:51,958
And each other.
725
00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:56,054
And our dreams for the future.
726
00:32:56,073 --> 00:32:58,389
[soft music]
727
00:32:58,467 --> 00:33:00,075
- It's OK.
728
00:33:00,226 --> 00:33:01,392
It's OK.
729
00:33:01,486 --> 00:33:03,579
- Hm.
730
00:33:03,730 --> 00:33:05,972
Well, how about that?
731
00:33:05,991 --> 00:33:10,644
Sounds to me like
they want what you had.
732
00:33:10,662 --> 00:33:17,634
♪ ♪
733
00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:22,080
- Please stand.
734
00:33:22,099 --> 00:33:25,100
The island is ready
to render a verdict.
735
00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:28,103
But on Fantasy Island,
736
00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:30,254
verdicts are not delivered
in the usual manner.
737
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:33,183
In this case,
each couple gets one stroke.
738
00:33:33,335 --> 00:33:37,838
Whoever gets closest to the
hole will stay in their home.
739
00:33:37,856 --> 00:33:41,432
- Lou,
this is your hole-in-one.
740
00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:43,452
The island chose us.
741
00:33:43,528 --> 00:33:44,861
- It's not fair.
742
00:33:44,938 --> 00:33:46,863
A hole-in-one is his fantasy.
743
00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:48,865
- Look, I'm sorry,
but you agreed.
744
00:33:48,942 --> 00:33:51,877
Natalie and Seth,
you go first.
745
00:33:53,689 --> 00:33:54,796
- Hey, hey.
746
00:33:54,948 --> 00:33:57,299
Come on, babe.
You got this.
747
00:34:00,529 --> 00:34:02,220
- [exhales]
748
00:34:05,550 --> 00:34:12,856
♪ ♪
749
00:34:27,572 --> 00:34:30,624
[wind whooshes]
750
00:34:37,991 --> 00:34:39,657
- [laughs]
751
00:34:39,735 --> 00:34:40,583
Babe!
- Good.
752
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:41,659
- Babe!
753
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,753
That was one hell of a shot.
754
00:34:43,906 --> 00:34:45,180
- That was a good shot.
755
00:34:45,331 --> 00:34:46,598
- Very good.
756
00:34:50,078 --> 00:34:53,188
- Lou and Vivian, you're next.
757
00:35:02,607 --> 00:35:04,574
[magical gleam]
758
00:35:05,944 --> 00:35:12,999
♪ ♪
759
00:35:33,379 --> 00:35:35,856
- [sighs]
760
00:35:40,937 --> 00:35:43,980
- Natalie and Seth, you win.
761
00:35:44,132 --> 00:35:46,557
[upbeat music]
762
00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:50,303
[laughter]
763
00:35:50,305 --> 00:35:54,624
♪ ♪
764
00:35:58,471 --> 00:36:01,714
- [sighs] I can't believe
they threw the game.
765
00:36:01,716 --> 00:36:06,661
- We get our house, the pool,
no more annoying neighbors.
766
00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:08,571
I should be happier.
767
00:36:08,723 --> 00:36:10,056
- I know.
768
00:36:10,058 --> 00:36:12,074
Same.
769
00:36:12,227 --> 00:36:14,002
- What did Lou mean
when he said
770
00:36:14,229 --> 00:36:16,062
I'm the one who wants kids
so much?
771
00:36:16,064 --> 00:36:17,397
- It's not a bad thing.
772
00:36:17,399 --> 00:36:20,842
I remember you talked about it
on our first date.
773
00:36:20,993 --> 00:36:22,402
- Yeah.
774
00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:23,753
That's because
you were so awesome,
775
00:36:23,829 --> 00:36:27,256
I wanted you
to take me seriously.
776
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,350
- So...
777
00:36:29,502 --> 00:36:31,911
do you not want
to have kids?
778
00:36:31,930 --> 00:36:34,338
[soft music]
779
00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:36,082
- I mean, I--I did.
780
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,193
But now--
781
00:36:38,344 --> 00:36:41,771
- You don't know?
782
00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:43,439
Same.
783
00:36:43,591 --> 00:36:47,243
It was so nice
to let the whole thing go.
784
00:36:48,763 --> 00:36:53,357
- Sometimes it felt more like
a goal than a real wish.
785
00:36:53,376 --> 00:36:56,360
- Something you do
just because it's what you do.
786
00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:59,047
- It's the logical next step.
787
00:36:59,198 --> 00:37:03,343
- Unless...it isn't.
788
00:37:04,796 --> 00:37:07,947
- Unless it isn't.
789
00:37:07,966 --> 00:37:10,299
- I just know if I have you,
790
00:37:10,452 --> 00:37:13,786
I have everything I need.
791
00:37:13,788 --> 00:37:16,547
Like Roarke said,
792
00:37:16,566 --> 00:37:18,882
we're already a family.
793
00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:26,199
♪ ♪
794
00:37:32,082 --> 00:37:33,897
- I love you.
795
00:37:33,975 --> 00:37:36,584
- And I love you.
796
00:37:37,328 --> 00:37:39,312
- [sighs]
797
00:37:39,314 --> 00:37:42,148
It's a beautiful tree.
798
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:44,000
- It's been a beautiful life.
799
00:37:44,076 --> 00:37:45,651
- It still is.
800
00:37:45,653 --> 00:37:48,412
Now they deserve their turn.
- [chuckles]
801
00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:50,098
- We made the right decision.
802
00:37:50,174 --> 00:37:52,934
- And we made it together.
803
00:37:53,011 --> 00:37:56,253
- [chuckles]
Well, Natalie's right.
804
00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:59,107
I do let you make
all the decisions.
805
00:37:59,183 --> 00:38:01,276
But it's not fair.
806
00:38:01,352 --> 00:38:03,336
- You know I like it that way.
807
00:38:03,338 --> 00:38:07,782
But not all the time.
808
00:38:07,933 --> 00:38:09,600
- I could have piped up.
809
00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:13,346
But it was easier to step back
and let you carry the burden.
810
00:38:13,348 --> 00:38:15,123
I'm not going
to do that anymore.
811
00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:16,398
- Well, honey, I--
812
00:38:16,476 --> 00:38:19,201
I need to give you
more space to weigh in.
813
00:38:19,278 --> 00:38:22,613
- Well, I'm going to
pipe up right now.
814
00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:24,023
- Oh.
815
00:38:24,042 --> 00:38:26,692
Go crazy.
- [chuckles]
816
00:38:26,786 --> 00:38:28,544
Here's the thing.
817
00:38:28,662 --> 00:38:31,639
Are we going to spend the rest
of our lives remembering?
818
00:38:31,716 --> 00:38:36,886
Or are we going to spend
the rest of our lives living?
819
00:38:36,962 --> 00:38:39,038
- Go on.
820
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,982
I'm listening.
821
00:38:41,059 --> 00:38:44,727
- Well, I'm thinking,
822
00:38:44,729 --> 00:38:46,696
let's get an RV.
823
00:38:50,218 --> 00:38:54,812
- I like this decisive you.
824
00:38:54,831 --> 00:38:57,723
- [chuckles]
825
00:38:57,742 --> 00:38:59,909
- Honey. Yes.
826
00:39:00,061 --> 00:39:02,745
[knocking at door]
827
00:39:02,897 --> 00:39:05,298
- [grumbles]
828
00:39:11,163 --> 00:39:13,831
- Mind if we come in?
829
00:39:13,908 --> 00:39:15,408
- Please.
830
00:39:15,426 --> 00:39:18,744
Out by the tree.
831
00:39:18,763 --> 00:39:21,263
[humming]
832
00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:28,196
♪ ♪
833
00:39:28,423 --> 00:39:30,406
- [sighs]
834
00:39:33,094 --> 00:39:35,018
- You OK?
835
00:39:35,096 --> 00:39:36,262
- Yeah.
836
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,356
Yeah, I just haven't
heard from Isla.
837
00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:44,787
You know, I thought we had
something special.
838
00:39:44,864 --> 00:39:46,772
- Hey, Ruby.
839
00:39:46,866 --> 00:39:49,199
I'm so sorry.
840
00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:52,637
- Well,
can't catch a butterfly.
841
00:39:55,499 --> 00:39:58,975
- Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Rose,
Mr. and Mrs. Hutchinson.
842
00:39:58,995 --> 00:40:01,278
I wasn't expecting you
to travel back together.
843
00:40:01,297 --> 00:40:02,779
- Is it my imagination,
844
00:40:02,799 --> 00:40:05,024
or are you all being
friendly with each other?
845
00:40:05,026 --> 00:40:08,118
- Well, we've reached
a truce of sorts.
846
00:40:08,195 --> 00:40:09,378
An understanding.
847
00:40:09,454 --> 00:40:10,863
- You were right.
848
00:40:10,865 --> 00:40:13,140
The island knew
what it was doing.
849
00:40:13,292 --> 00:40:15,050
- So you're all staying
in your homes?
850
00:40:15,127 --> 00:40:18,646
- Uh, actually, none of us is.
[laughter]
851
00:40:18,722 --> 00:40:20,648
We are moving back to the city.
852
00:40:20,799 --> 00:40:25,986
- It may sound strange
after everything, but...
853
00:40:26,138 --> 00:40:29,715
we realized we might
not want to have kids.
854
00:40:29,717 --> 00:40:31,492
- In a few years,
if we decide we do,
855
00:40:31,569 --> 00:40:34,386
then there are a lot of ways
to grow our family
856
00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:38,057
that don't include more shots.
857
00:40:38,075 --> 00:40:41,818
- And Vivian and I have already
planned our first RV trip.
858
00:40:41,896 --> 00:40:44,897
- Lou decided that
we should hit the road.
859
00:40:44,899 --> 00:40:46,173
There's so much
we haven't seen.
860
00:40:46,325 --> 00:40:49,251
We've only been to
37 of the 50 states.
861
00:40:49,328 --> 00:40:50,678
- And when we're
not on the road,
862
00:40:50,754 --> 00:40:52,529
we're getting a condo
near our grandkids--
863
00:40:52,531 --> 00:40:54,923
preferably one near restaurants
that we can walk to
864
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,518
so we can be like
these two lovebirds.
865
00:40:57,595 --> 00:40:59,428
[laughter]
- Aww.
866
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,004
That's wonderful.
867
00:41:01,082 --> 00:41:03,858
- It's a new chapter for us,
not the end of the book.
868
00:41:04,009 --> 00:41:06,752
- Don't talk to me
about ends of books.
869
00:41:06,754 --> 00:41:08,253
- Oh!
870
00:41:08,255 --> 00:41:10,739
That reminds me.
871
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,201
This is for you.
872
00:41:14,353 --> 00:41:16,353
- Thank you.
873
00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:18,355
"The Couple Next Door"?
874
00:41:18,374 --> 00:41:21,600
- I promise it's super twisty.
875
00:41:21,693 --> 00:41:23,285
- Oh, Mr. Hutchinson,
876
00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:24,770
your hole-in-one--
877
00:41:24,788 --> 00:41:26,881
you didn't get
to fulfill your fantasy.
878
00:41:27,032 --> 00:41:28,774
- Oh--none of you did.
879
00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:31,034
- But I think
we all got something
880
00:41:31,036 --> 00:41:32,720
more than what we came for.
881
00:41:32,796 --> 00:41:36,615
And speaking of which,
I want you to have this.
882
00:41:36,634 --> 00:41:38,300
- Oh.
- For your bucket list.
883
00:41:38,377 --> 00:41:39,952
- Oh!
884
00:41:39,954 --> 00:41:43,288
Aren't you just
the sweetest thing?
885
00:41:43,307 --> 00:41:44,690
Thank you.
886
00:41:45,717 --> 00:41:47,793
- Everyone ready?
Right this way.
887
00:41:47,811 --> 00:41:49,761
- Okay.
- Thank you so much.
888
00:41:49,797 --> 00:41:50,646
- Of course.
- Thank you.
889
00:41:50,798 --> 00:41:52,055
- Our pleasure.
Safe travels.
890
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:52,981
- Thank you so much.
891
00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:54,466
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
892
00:41:54,485 --> 00:41:55,484
- Of course.
- Yes.
893
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,244
- Take care.
- Thank you.
894
00:41:57,396 --> 00:41:58,470
- You gotta try that out.
895
00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,122
- [laughs]
Yes.
896
00:42:04,161 --> 00:42:05,920
- You know, just because
we weren't friends before
897
00:42:05,996 --> 00:42:08,738
doesn't mean we can't learn
to be friends.
898
00:42:08,816 --> 00:42:11,984
- You might be right.
Look at them.
899
00:42:11,986 --> 00:42:16,338
If they can be friends,
we can certainly try.
900
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,098
- Absolutely.
901
00:42:19,418 --> 00:42:22,269
[upbeat music]
902
00:42:22,346 --> 00:42:27,683
♪ ♪
903
00:42:27,759 --> 00:42:29,426
- What?
904
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,654
- Nothing.
905
00:42:38,179 --> 00:42:41,956
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I have somewhere to be.
906
00:42:42,032 --> 00:42:44,366
- Enjoy.
907
00:42:44,443 --> 00:42:49,296
♪ ♪
908
00:42:49,448 --> 00:42:53,634
- ♪ Think it must be magic, yeah ♪
909
00:42:58,215 --> 00:43:00,099
[magical whoosh]
910
00:43:04,888 --> 00:43:07,147
- [gasps]
Whoo!
911
00:43:07,299 --> 00:43:09,817
[laughs]
912
00:43:11,228 --> 00:43:12,894
[laughs]
913
00:43:12,989 --> 00:43:14,637
Oh.
914
00:43:14,715 --> 00:43:16,639
Mm.
915
00:43:16,659 --> 00:43:19,034
Damn, I love this island.70413
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