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Here's your ticket
to witness history.
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Chuck Wildler breaking
the pitching record
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- for most batters knocked unconscious.
- Mm-hmm!
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Upper deck. We're so far away.
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I wanted to see teeth fly.
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Relax, nobody comes
to Isotopes games.
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We'll move into the empty
seats behind home plate.
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You'll be so close
to the carnage,
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you'll have flashbacks
for the rest of your life.
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What the heck?
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Why is it so crowded?
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And why are they all girls?
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And why are they all checking
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each other's teeth for lipstick?
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- Do I have lipstick?
- Is it gone?
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First
up, a young slugger batting .320
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with a hat size of 11...
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Tork "Lollipop" Williams.
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Wildler hates this guy's head.
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Your
jumbotron is now under the control
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of the Ashlee Starling
Murmur Nation.
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Why are you all standing
at the same time?
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That's not how the wave
works. You've got to undulate.
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Ashlee's album
Squeeze Play drops now.
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Featuring her
hit single "Glitter!"
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What the hell is
an Ashlee Starling?
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Ashlee Starling is
a whiny pop singer
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for whiny girls
who love to whine.
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Stop this stupid
well-planned thing!
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We missed it.
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Childhood officially ruined.
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Let's get a dozen hot
dogs and head home.
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Oh...
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- What?
- Do I have hot dog?
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Am I good?
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Oh, I should have
hot dog in my teeth.
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Sir, how long have you
been a proud member
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of the Murmur Nation?
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Since never.
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Ashlee Starling is
a whiny pop singer
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for whiny girls that love
to whine. Right, boy?
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I disagree.
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Ashlee Starling's
well-crafted songs
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speak to the inner lives
of teens and tweens alike.
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- But you said...
- I've never met this man.
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If I knew him, I would
teach him to love Ashlee
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by sharing that one song
about how you're beautiful
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no matter what
your face looks like.
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Why are you talking like that?
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Did one of them bite you?
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Do you have any idea
what you just mobilized?
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You insulted Ashlee Starling
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on camera.
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I am looking into the
eyes of a dead man.
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Wha...?
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Looking for the
fifth caller to win all you can eat bread
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at Yeasties Doughhouse and...
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What? Oh... You again.
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Not on my radio.
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Glitter?
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Eh, who's there?
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I-I see you.
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What the...
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A seed cake?
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Well, you know my motto:
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even the worst
cake is still cake.
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Aah!
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"Love" is in quotes.
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What were you thinking?
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You've made the
nuclear power plant
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a very dangerous place to work.
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You have become the
target of a highly organized,
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newly-hormonal fan army.
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Because of you, I
have to wear this T-shirt.
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In case anyone's wondering,
I don't agree with Homer.
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Whew. You don't
know these fan armies.
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They're all ruthless psychos.
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Except for the BTS ARMY,
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- who are just and pure of heart.
- Mm-hmm.
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Dad, if you ever want to
breathe un-glittered air again,
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you have to repent and
devote your life to Ashlee.
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Oh, you're blowing
this out of proportion.
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Everything's gonna be f-f...
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Unrelated.
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I got glitter in every fold,
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crack and wedge.
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I really need the
comforting burn
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of Flaming Hot Oreos.
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Oh, God.
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No!
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We did it. We have broken him.
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You sure you're cool with this?
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Totally. My dad has to pay
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for what he said about Ashlee.
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Great job, Murmur Nation.
We've got D'oh-boy on the ropes.
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I feel bad for the ropes.
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We couldn't have made
it this far without you, Lisa.
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I'm doing it for Ashlee.
I'm a hardcore Starling fan.
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She encourages girls
everywhere to speak truth to power
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and never date John Mayer.
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But selling out your own dad?
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That is Stone Cold Creamery,
and I'll take two scoops.
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I love my dad, but you
guys are my besties.
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I've never used the plural
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of bestie before.
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Marge, did you get the paper?
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Once again, Marge is out
living it up at the grocery store.
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Ooh, lawn burger.
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Mm?
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The mothership.
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Mm...
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Oh!
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I'm still waiting
on cheese fries.
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Just as I thought,
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Ashlee what's-her-face.
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I'm not Ashlee.
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Aah! What's your face?
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I'm pop sensation,
U.N. AmbassaDiva
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and lip gloss spokesmouth,
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- Echo.
- Mm?
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I had my name legally
changed to do that.
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I hear the birdbrain
fans of Murmur Nation
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have been giving you trouble.
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I haven't had a single
day's sleep at work.
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Miss Ashlee and I have
the standard megastar feud.
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We released dueling diss
tracks then diss sketches on SNL.
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We both diss-dated
Pete Davidson.
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That guy's got big diss energy.
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I've always believed the
frenemy of my frenemy
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- is my ene-friend.
- Obviously.
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Why don't we team up and
clip some Starling wings?
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I have my own fan army.
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The Echolaliacs.
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Hmm... An eye for an eye.
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Everyone wins!
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Let's do it.
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Oh, careful...
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'Sup, Books.
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Ooh, looks like you're
making a glitter bomb.
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Don't be ridicu...
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lous.
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Look, I know you're
part of the army
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that's driving dad bananas.
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- I want in.
- No way.
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You don't believe
in the power of music
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and weaponizing breakups.
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Lisa, I have spent years
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thinking of ways
to screw with dad,
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and they're all right here.
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Hmm. Skunk vendors,
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atomic whoopee cushions.
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This is exactly what we need.
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But why would you help us?
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Because, for the first time,
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you have something
I want: an army.
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I can finally bring my wildest
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prank dreams to
life on a grand scale.
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Like this. I call it
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the Alley Oops.
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Okay, as soon as
the Fat Lebowski
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sticks his fingers in the
ball, they'll be Krazy-Glued in
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and he'll bowl himself
down the greased alley
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right into the waiting
pool of garbage juice.
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The pool's in place.
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We drained every
dumpster in town.
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- Yes!
- Got him.
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Whoa. What's happening?
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Oh, God! My
fingers seem to be...
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great at bowling.
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- He must be on to us.
- Abort!
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- Everyone back to HQ.
- Go. -But quietly.
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My mom's got an Herbalife thing.
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Hm?
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Homer Simpson is now
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under the protection
of my Echolaliacs.
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Echolaliacs.
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They're smoke bombing us
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with her signature scent,
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Reverb by Echo.
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My lungs!
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Your dad has made an
alliance with the Echo fan army.
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Maybe we should leave him alone.
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No. We can't back down.
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Ashlee isn't just
a singer we like.
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She's the photo in our locker.
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She's our one and
only Google Alert.
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She's the tattoo
I've been designing
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for when I turn 18.
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We aren't just fans of Ashlee,
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we are Ashlee!
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We are Ashlee!
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Lis, are you really gonna
whip up these psychos
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into a full-fledged fan war?
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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You psychos heard
my sister. It's war.
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D'oh!
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The winner is Ashlee Starling.
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- Yoink!
- Oh!
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Huh?
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Ew, carrot.
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Glitter war is sparkly hell.
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Mrs. Simpson, are you
proud of what your husband
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- has done to this town?
- No.
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The thing I hate
most about armies,
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fan or otherwise, is the mess.
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I love my husband,
but I disagree
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with him about Ashlee.
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I listened to one of her
albums. It was great.
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She sure knows which of her
boyfriends were bad for her.
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All of them.
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You heard it here first.
Ashlee Starling is great,
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but not as great as
BTS or their fans,
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- who are sane and perfect.
- Mm-hmm.
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I got the family size.
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This'll make enough
slime to fill his toilet
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and his secret toilet.
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Maybe we could work in
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Tabasco toilet paper.
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- Whoa, that's messed-up.
- Thanks.
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I'm learning from you.
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This has been really great.
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Who would have thought
that you and I could connect
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on such a deep level?
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- You're out of the group.
- What?!
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Yeah. Mackenzie said you weren't
excited enough to meet her dog.
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But-but who names
their dog Greg?
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That's a man name.
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And why didn't you
stand up for me?
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Meh, sheroes before bros.
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- I'll tell dad everything.
- If you do,
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then I'll show him your
little notebook of pranks.
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Dad would be so surprised to
learn that the handsome pills
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he's been taking are actually
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the dog's heartworm medication.
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Oh...
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It's the Wingmen!
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Ashlee Starling's
live-in aerialists.
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Oh!
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Aah!
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What? What happened?
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Ashlee Starling wants
to have dinner with me.
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Aah!
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She sent a dress for me to wear.
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Whee!
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"Hope this fits you, Marge"?
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It's for me?
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She must have heard
me tell Kent Brockman
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that I listened
to her song once.
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What? I mean...
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I have been a very dedicated fan
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since I was four,
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but you... you just
made one comment.
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Good for you.
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I'm having dinner
with a famous person.
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I'm team Sparrow.
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It's Starling!
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As a great man
once said, "Haw-haw."
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I can't believe you're having
dinner with my nemesis,
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after all the handsome
pills I take for you.
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That's my ride.
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Hello, Marge.
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- I'm Ashlee Starling.
- I know.
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We hired a look-alike
of you for Lisa's birthday.
264
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,697
You're taller. She
had bigger boobs.
265
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:29,882
Ooh, thank you.
266
00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:31,810
Ooh, wow!
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00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,370
It's my own line of
sparkling whiskey.
268
00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:35,647
Mmm, yum.
269
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:36,797
Mmm, mmm.
270
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:39,651
Look at your sweet family.
271
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,968
I'm sure your husband
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- is perfect.
- -Stop it!
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00:13:43,214 --> 00:13:46,399
Homer is far from perfect.
274
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Really? Tell me everything.
275
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,571
Mmm, ooh.
276
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,674
Ashlee said the
funniest thing at dinner.
277
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,825
No one wants to hear
about your thrilling night
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00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:05,735
with a vengeful pop diva.
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00:14:05,737 --> 00:14:08,162
Lisa, sweetie, delight us
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00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:10,515
with one of your little
stories about how the planet
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00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,665
is choking on plastic.
282
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,576
Don't "sweetie" her.
283
00:14:13,578 --> 00:14:15,336
She's the one behind
those Murmur Nation
284
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:17,004
attacks on you.
285
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:19,190
Lisa. Wh...
286
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,343
But you're the one
kid I had on purpose.
287
00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:26,865
Well, Bart was part of it, too,
and he doesn't even like Ashlee.
288
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,758
He did it just for the
fun of torturing you.
289
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,184
You?
290
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:32,945
The person I would most suspect?
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00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:35,765
I never could have
seen it coming.
292
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:38,042
Kids, how could you
do that to your father?
293
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,713
What? You're the
worst betrayer of all.
294
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,698
Dad, you should see the
video Ashlee just dropped
295
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,051
after her night of girl talk
296
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,720
with Mom.
297
00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:12,361
That last one is not true.
298
00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,455
I hover 'cause I'm
afraid of being flushed.
299
00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:16,365
Oh, my God.
300
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:17,475
Ashlee took the
things I told her
301
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,959
in new-friend confidence
302
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:23,314
and made it into a
bad boyfriend song.
303
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,632
This has been quite the morning.
304
00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:28,561
But I'm most disappointed
in you, Maggie.
305
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,062
Mm? Eh?
306
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:33,324
Evil triumphs when
good babies do nothing.
307
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,368
I'm leaving.
308
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:39,905
Homer? What happened? Aw.
309
00:16:39,907 --> 00:16:42,408
I can't believe they
would do this to me.
310
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:43,726
Hey, could I use
311
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:46,987
your billion-dollar
entertainment complex
312
00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:49,732
to produce a diss track
to take them all down?
313
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,067
You should be careful with that.
314
00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:53,327
When my dermatologist
wouldn't fly to Japan
315
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:54,661
to remove a culturally
insensitive mole,
316
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:57,256
I hit him with my single
317
00:16:57,258 --> 00:16:59,592
"Mole Check, Soul Check."
318
00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:01,502
It destroyed him.
319
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:03,837
Do you want to do
that to your family?
320
00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,249
No. I love them.
321
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:09,527
Homer, music isn't
just for dissing people.
322
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,011
Wha...?!
323
00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:13,013
Why don't we make a
video that tells your family
324
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:13,923
how much they hurt you?
325
00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:16,759
An "I've been dissed" track,
326
00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:19,537
- if you will.
- I will.
327
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,875
It's been three days.
328
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,527
Dad's never stayed
mad this long.
329
00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:28,604
Maybe we should
run the can opener.
330
00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:30,606
He always comes
when he hears that.
331
00:17:30,608 --> 00:17:31,608
I tried that already.
332
00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:38,038
Tomorrow, we'll start
calling theme park jails.
333
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,707
- Homie! -Dad!
- Where you been?
334
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,060
- Hmm?
- Hmm.
335
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:29,682
Breakfast and betrayal.
336
00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:32,443
Pancakes bitter in my mouth,
337
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,596
yet I ate seven.
338
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:36,856
You sent an army
339
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:40,601
against those who are me.
340
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:42,528
You three took.
341
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:43,863
Three-took,
342
00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:46,607
the opposite of for-give.
343
00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:50,002
Yet, I forgive.
344
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,392
To stop this war,
345
00:20:11,394 --> 00:20:13,527
we don't need a grand gesture.
346
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:15,604
We don't need to make a stand.
347
00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:20,109
We just need to
sit down together.
348
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:24,204
I'm sorry I betrayed you.
349
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:27,450
We're all sorry
Lisa betrayed you.
350
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,042
Mm.
351
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,636
Sorry! Accident.
352
00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:31,804
Forgot where I put them all.
353
00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:33,880
There's probably more.
354
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,476
That's gonna happen for a while.
355
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,307
Mr. Simpson,
356
00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:54,085
the Murmur Nation has
decided to stop attacking you.
357
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,160
My video made you think, huh?
358
00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:57,997
No. It was super cringe,
359
00:20:57,999 --> 00:21:00,240
like watching two
teachers make out.
360
00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:01,650
I understand. Been a
pleasure doing war with you.
361
00:21:01,652 --> 00:21:06,097
May psychotic super-fandom
always lend meaning
362
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,433
to your otherwise
anonymous existence.
363
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,659
Hmm.
364
00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:15,255
It's crazy that
I believed in someone
365
00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:19,092
so much that I got
swallowed up in groupthink.
366
00:21:19,094 --> 00:21:21,445
I know. So scary.
367
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,764
Oh, my God,
we're late for church!
368
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:26,659
I'll get nice, crisp dollars
for the donation basket.
369
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:30,204
Shh.
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00:21:30,228 --> 00:21:32,228
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