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Illumination!
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Behold!
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The king of the Koopas.
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Open the gates, or die.
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Attack!
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That is but a taste of our fury.
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Do you yield?
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I do not.
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I finally found it.
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And now, no one can stop me!
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♪ Oh, we're the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's a game ♪
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♪ We're not like the others
who get all the fame ♪
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♪ When your sink is in trouble ♪
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♪ You could call us on the double ♪
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♪ We're faster than the others ♪
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♪ You'll be hooked on the brothers ♪
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It's-a me, Mario!
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And-a Luigi!
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Are you tired of paying
too much for plumbing?
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Mamma Mia!
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That's why the
Super Mario Brothers are here.
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- Out to save Brooklyn,
- and-a Queens,
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and your wallet!
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Thank you,
Super Mario Bros.
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It seems like the only thing you
haven't drained is my bank account.
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Forget the expensive plumbing companies.
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So when you're just a face, with the
Super Mario Brothers, you're family.
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♪ On the brothers,
the brothers, the brothers ♪
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Wow,
you were great!
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I was great?
Are you kidding me?
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You were great!
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I am so glad, we spent our
life savings on this commercial.
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That is not a commercial!
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That is cinema.
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Eh, what about the accents?
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Is it...
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Is it too much?
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Too much?!
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It's-a perfect!
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Wahoo!
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Okay, I'm gonna trust you.
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Well, well, well...
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If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
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the stupid Mario Brothers.
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Ah, great.
Spike's here.
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Hey, Spike.
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Yeah, "It's-a me"!
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Ooh, yeah...
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Tell me...
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Have you even gotten one call, since
you left me to start your dumb company?
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As a matter of fact, Spike...
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We have.
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Wow, really?
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Uh, yeah.
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Our mom called and she said,
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"Oh, boys! That's the best
commercial I've ever seen."
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And I said,
"Thank you very much, mother.
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We're very proud of it."
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So, boom!
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Good luck running a
business with this idiot.
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Say that again about my brother,
and you're gonna regret it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Get this through
your tiny brain, Mario.
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You're a joke!
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And you always will be.
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Are you insane?!
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He's three times your size!
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Luigi, come on.
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You know, you can't
be scared all the time.
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Mmm, you'd be surprised.
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Hello, Super Mario Brothers.
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Uh-huh.
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A drip in your faucet, that's great!
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I mean, that's...
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That's great you called us because we
can be there and we can fix it right away.
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Okay!
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Mario, we got one!
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The Super Mario Brothers
are in business!
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Oh, no!
We're gonna be late.
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No, we're not.
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Come on, let's go.
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Hey, wait up!
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This way!
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Come on, Lou.
Step on it.
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Here you go.
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Aw, Mario!
What are ya doing?
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Hey!
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Get off from there!
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You can't be here!
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I know!
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- I'm workin' here!
- So sorry.
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- Come on, Luigi.
- I'm so sorry.
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I'm trying!
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I got bad knees.
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Oh, wow!
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We have hit the big time.
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The drip is right upstairs,
at the end of the hall.
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Can you fix it?
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Very confident, sir.
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You'll be careful about making a mess.
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Ma'am, I assure you.
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We don't make messes,
we fix 'em.
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That's Francis.
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He likes you.
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♪ Mama, mama, mama,
you have your baby ♪
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Wrench.
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Mhm.
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And, our first job complete.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Francis is here.
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Hey there, pal.
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Mario!
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Do something!
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Mamma Mia!
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Uh, Mario?
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The hellhound is gonna escape!
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No, it won't.
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Hey, uh...
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Mario?
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Uh, who's a good puppy?
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Who's a good boy?
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Found the problem.
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- Maybe, it wasn't a bad day.
- Why do you smell good?
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Hey-o!
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It's the Super Mario Brothers,
from the TV.
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- They give an Oscar for worst actors?
- Hey!
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What I do?
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So, uh...
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So everybody saw
the commercial then?
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Uh-huh, we seen it.
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- And?
- I wouldn't quit your day job.
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Oops, he already did.
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Well, I thought it was incredible.
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It belongs in a movie theater.
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Ah, mushrooms?!
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Everybody loves mushrooms, right?
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I love mushrooms;
I'll take it.
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Mario, seriously...
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What were you thinking
with that commercial?
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What?!
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It's supposed to be funny.
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Can someone pass the bread?
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Yeah, but what's
with the outfits?
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Plumbers wearing white gloves?
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That's right.
You gotta have a trademark.
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Gotta stand out.
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Don't listen to them.
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The world laughed
at Da Vinci, too.
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Uh, I'm not sure they did, ma.
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Dad?
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What did you think?
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I think you're nuts.
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You don't leave a steady job
for some crazy dream.
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And the worst part...
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You're bringing your brother down with you.
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Thanks, dad.
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Thanks for your support.
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What I say?
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- Thanks for tuning in.
- NEW YORK TRAFFIC REPORT
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Hey.
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Nah, you're not bringing me down.
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You know what!
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What do they know, huh?
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It's not just them.
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Our whole lives, everyone's telling us,
you can't do this, you can't do that.
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Sick and tired of feeling so small.
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A water main burst underground today.
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Stopping subway service
and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
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Everything is under control,
I promise you.
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- We are very close to fixing this.
- PIPELINE FAILURE FLOODS BROOKLYN
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- Out of the way!
- It's alright!
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Somebody help!
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Somebody save Brooklyn!
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Save Brooklyn?
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Luigi...
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This is our chance!
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Destiny is calling!
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Destiny del Monchu
from high school?
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What?
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No!
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Just come on.
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I got this.
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They're not even
looking in the right place.
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Come on, Lou.
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You are not seriously considering...
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Mario!
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We got to get to
that pressure valve.
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Mario, really?
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I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
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Come on.
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Woah!
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What is this place?
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Looks like nobody's been
down here for years.
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Luigi?
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Luigi, are you in there?
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Luigi!
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What?
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Luigi!
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Mario!
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Gimme your hand!
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It's all gonna be okay!
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How is this gonna be okay?!
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I'm telling you!
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Nothing can hurt us,
as long as we're together!
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Mario!
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Luigi!
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Do not touch that mushroom!
You'll die!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That one's perfectly fine.
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Ah, it's a little mushroom man.
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A little mushroom man,
talking to me.
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Pleased to meet ya!
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I'm Toad.
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Uh, Mario.
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So this uh...
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This is, this is not a dream?
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That hurt, right?
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Yes!
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Definitely, not a dream.
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Then, then...
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- This place is...
- The Mushroom Kingdom!
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Mushrooms, really?
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00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:12,981
Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.
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00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:19,911
Hello.
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Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
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My brother, in fact.
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He looks exactly like me,
but tall, and skinny, and green.
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See, last time I saw him,
he was falling through a pipe.
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It was foggy and I believe there was lava.
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Uh, that is not good.
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00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,520
Umm...
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Your brother has landed in the Dark Lands.
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They're under Bowser's control.
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Bowser?
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He's the most evil,
wretched creature alive.
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I'm taking you to see the princess.
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She can help.
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She can do anything.
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Princess?
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Come on, Mario!
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Our big adventure begins now!
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00:19:08,325 --> 00:19:09,764
Hang on, Luigi.
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Mario?
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00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:40,164
Mario?
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Where are you?
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Huh?
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Haha!
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00:20:24,393 --> 00:20:25,410
Yes!
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You just got a-Luigi'd.
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This way, Mario!
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The princess is right up that hill.
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Excuse me, everybody.
Coming through.
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Got a big adventure happening, right now.
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Clear a path for us.
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00:22:03,253 --> 00:22:04,346
- If I could just...
- Here you go.
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Excuse me.
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00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:08,060
Excuse me, everybody!
Coming through!
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This guy's brother is
going to die imminently!
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Out of the way, please!
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Just trying to clear a path.
That's all I'm doing.
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He's gonna be fine.
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- Shake Shroom!
- Morning!
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Nice to see ya, bud.
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Does this thing work?
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Yeah, it works great.
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Hey, you just have to blow into it.
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And...
Up, we go.
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Wait, up?
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00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,668
Okay, so these bricks
are just floating here?
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Just pop in this pipe
and we're on our way.
275
00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:56,376
The only way to fly, man.
276
00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,333
Oh, wow.
Love these pipes.
277
00:23:22,816 --> 00:23:24,650
Aw, come on!
278
00:23:29,056 --> 00:23:29,871
Here we are.
279
00:23:29,896 --> 00:23:30,642
Palace doors.
280
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:31,690
Bing, bang, boom.
281
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:36,178
Come on, haha.
282
00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:37,536
Woo!
283
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:39,103
Woah.
284
00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:47,658
Pretty impressive,
am I right?
285
00:23:50,966 --> 00:23:53,199
Hold it right there, you two.
286
00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:54,060
Oh, hey.
287
00:23:54,085 --> 00:23:56,137
I need to see the princess.
288
00:23:56,162 --> 00:23:57,310
It's an emergency.
289
00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:00,748
What princess?
290
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,648
I never heard of any princess.
291
00:24:02,673 --> 00:24:03,766
Oh, wait.
I did.
292
00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:06,066
Our princess, though,
is in another castle.
293
00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:07,479
Oh, yeah. That's right.
294
00:24:07,503 --> 00:24:09,351
You should try
another castle, maybe.
295
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,328
She ain't in this one.
296
00:24:11,353 --> 00:24:12,091
Huh?
297
00:24:12,115 --> 00:24:13,943
Okay, so they're
messing with you.
298
00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:14,660
And...
299
00:24:14,685 --> 00:24:16,018
I don't like it.
300
00:24:19,930 --> 00:24:21,055
What do you guys, um...
301
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,280
What you wanna eat?
302
00:24:22,305 --> 00:24:24,131
Anything your heart desires.
303
00:24:24,156 --> 00:24:24,777
Go!
304
00:24:24,801 --> 00:24:27,289
And we're gonna scramble it up.
305
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:36,725
- Hey!
- Intruder!
306
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,125
Stop him!
307
00:24:38,149 --> 00:24:40,315
- Intruder!
- Stop him!
308
00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:42,228
Back to work!
We know!
309
00:24:42,252 --> 00:24:43,671
Stop him!
310
00:24:58,345 --> 00:25:00,280
Council, your attention!
311
00:25:00,305 --> 00:25:04,858
Bowser has found the Super Star
and is headed toward our Kingdom.
312
00:25:04,883 --> 00:25:07,951
Its power will
make him invincible.
313
00:25:07,976 --> 00:25:09,983
We will be destroyed.
314
00:25:12,099 --> 00:25:14,606
Princess, what are we gonna do?
315
00:25:14,631 --> 00:25:16,897
I will not let him hurt you.
316
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:25,311
We are going to stop Bowser.
317
00:25:25,336 --> 00:25:26,077
How?
318
00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:27,062
Look at us...
319
00:25:27,087 --> 00:25:28,710
We're adorable.
320
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:32,677
I'm going to convince the
great Kong Army to help us.
321
00:25:32,702 --> 00:25:35,640
Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
322
00:25:35,665 --> 00:25:38,375
Their mad king doesn't make alliances.
323
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,661
The Kongs will never agree.
324
00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,639
I can convince him.
325
00:25:42,664 --> 00:25:45,115
I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom,
in the morning.
326
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:47,964
Good luck, Princess.
327
00:25:47,989 --> 00:25:49,793
For all our sakes.
328
00:25:58,844 --> 00:26:03,288
Princess...
329
00:26:07,396 --> 00:26:08,616
Princess, I...
330
00:26:11,816 --> 00:26:13,570
Wait!
Release him.
331
00:26:18,383 --> 00:26:19,716
Are you...
332
00:26:21,996 --> 00:26:22,809
He's a human!
333
00:26:22,834 --> 00:26:24,597
I mean...
You are human, right?
334
00:26:24,622 --> 00:26:27,124
- It's just, you're so small.
- Hey!
335
00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:28,777
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's go back.
336
00:26:28,802 --> 00:26:30,115
Where did you come from?
337
00:26:30,408 --> 00:26:32,396
Me and my little brother, Luigi.
338
00:26:32,421 --> 00:26:34,029
We fell down this pipe.
339
00:26:34,054 --> 00:26:36,741
And now, he's lost,
somewhere in the Dark Lands.
340
00:26:36,766 --> 00:26:40,656
Then, it's only a matter of time
until he's captured by Bowser.
341
00:26:40,681 --> 00:26:42,028
But you're in luck.
342
00:26:42,053 --> 00:26:43,806
I'm on my way to stop him.
343
00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,379
Well, take me with you.
344
00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,954
This guy's a lunatic.
345
00:26:46,979 --> 00:26:48,391
A psycho.
346
00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:50,530
He will eat you for breakfast.
347
00:26:50,555 --> 00:26:52,623
He won't even notice it probably.
348
00:26:52,648 --> 00:26:55,366
Cause you're very, very small.
349
00:26:55,391 --> 00:26:57,375
You know what,
make fun of me all you want.
350
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,278
But you're gonna help me find my brother.
351
00:27:00,915 --> 00:27:02,108
Please?
352
00:27:03,633 --> 00:27:04,900
Okay.
353
00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:06,694
Let's see what you're made of.
354
00:27:07,558 --> 00:27:08,999
Is that a yes?
355
00:27:09,024 --> 00:27:09,680
No.
356
00:27:09,705 --> 00:27:13,188
That's a, "Let's see what you're made of".
357
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,390
If you can finish this,
358
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:04,803
you're coming with me.
359
00:28:04,828 --> 00:28:06,588
Watch and learn.
360
00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:51,085
That was amazing.
361
00:28:51,110 --> 00:28:51,745
Wait...
362
00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:53,266
How am I supposed to do that?
363
00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:54,671
With the power-up.
364
00:28:54,696 --> 00:28:57,078
They give a special ability.
365
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:00,325
Ugh!
366
00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:01,345
Really?!
367
00:29:01,370 --> 00:29:02,252
Go on...
368
00:29:02,277 --> 00:29:03,304
Eat it.
369
00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:05,922
Ugh!
370
00:29:08,195 --> 00:29:09,541
Now, this has to be a mushroom?
371
00:29:09,566 --> 00:29:11,883
Cause I just,
hate mushrooms and...
372
00:29:11,907 --> 00:29:13,773
Okay, okay...
373
00:29:15,472 --> 00:29:16,405
Are you sure
there's not like a...
374
00:29:16,430 --> 00:29:19,778
Down the hatch!
Yep, there it is. And all gone.
375
00:29:22,048 --> 00:29:23,388
Not cool!
376
00:29:38,956 --> 00:29:40,034
I'm tall.
377
00:29:40,059 --> 00:29:41,248
And strong.
378
00:29:44,021 --> 00:29:45,654
And, you can jump.
379
00:29:46,174 --> 00:29:48,963
I got this.
No problem.
380
00:30:01,528 --> 00:30:02,694
Oh, yeah.
381
00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:05,212
When you get hit,
you lose the power.
382
00:30:07,292 --> 00:30:08,338
Great...
383
00:30:12,007 --> 00:30:13,634
Come on, try again.
384
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:27,551
Well...
385
00:31:27,576 --> 00:31:30,896
We have a long journey
ahead of us, moustache.
386
00:31:30,921 --> 00:31:32,124
But I didn't make it.
387
00:31:32,149 --> 00:31:33,517
You almost did.
388
00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,282
No one gets it right away.
389
00:31:35,307 --> 00:31:37,277
How many tries did it take you?
390
00:31:37,302 --> 00:31:39,282
Oh! So many...
391
00:31:39,306 --> 00:31:41,440
I was not good at it.
392
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:42,999
Worse than you.
393
00:31:43,358 --> 00:31:44,557
You got it right away, didn't you?
394
00:31:44,582 --> 00:31:47,125
I got it right away, but I grew up here.
395
00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:47,763
Okay.
396
00:31:47,788 --> 00:31:49,369
Now, you're just trying
to make me feel better.
397
00:31:49,394 --> 00:31:50,585
No!
398
00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:52,229
No...
399
00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:54,179
Is it working?
400
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,520
A little bit, yeah.
401
00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:27,450
My army!
402
00:32:27,796 --> 00:32:29,325
Koopas!
403
00:32:29,350 --> 00:32:30,896
Goombas!
404
00:32:30,921 --> 00:32:33,055
Whatever those things are.
405
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:38,235
After years of searching for
the Super Star, it is finally ours!
406
00:32:38,555 --> 00:32:42,150
I am now, the most
powerful turtle in the world!
407
00:32:43,148 --> 00:32:45,910
Soon, we will arrive at
the Mushroom Kingdom.
408
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:49,786
Where after years of being sworn enemies,
409
00:32:49,811 --> 00:32:55,113
I will ask their princess to
marry me in a fairy tale wedding!
410
00:32:57,448 --> 00:32:59,195
Yeah...
411
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:01,375
Did he say marry their princess?
412
00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:03,046
Doesn't she hate you?
413
00:33:03,071 --> 00:33:05,153
Of course, she hates me.
414
00:33:05,178 --> 00:33:07,833
But that makes me love her, all the more.
415
00:33:07,858 --> 00:33:09,838
Her heart-shaped bangs.
416
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:12,333
The way she floats in the breeze.
417
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,561
Her immovable tiara.
418
00:33:14,586 --> 00:33:16,619
And when she sees this Star...
419
00:33:16,644 --> 00:33:19,666
Oh, ho, ho, ho,
wedding bells.
420
00:33:19,691 --> 00:33:21,490
Well, what if she says no?
421
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:28,036
Then, I will power up with this Star
and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
422
00:33:28,915 --> 00:33:32,020
Prepare yourselves
for the best wedding ever.
423
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,613
It's gonna rock!
424
00:34:44,053 --> 00:34:46,448
They're all counting on us.
425
00:34:46,473 --> 00:34:48,239
No pressure.
426
00:35:00,023 --> 00:35:01,258
My toads!
427
00:35:01,283 --> 00:35:04,278
Our days of terror are almost over.
428
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:06,360
With the help of the Kong Army,
429
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,106
we will stop...
430
00:35:08,131 --> 00:35:10,206
Uh...
Who's he?
431
00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:14,316
He's not important!
432
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,463
Nervous?
433
00:35:32,488 --> 00:35:33,456
Who, me?
434
00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:34,984
Yes...
435
00:35:35,009 --> 00:35:35,790
A little.
436
00:35:36,388 --> 00:35:38,706
♪ We're going on an adventure ♪
437
00:35:38,731 --> 00:35:39,735
Come on, guys!
438
00:35:42,911 --> 00:35:44,273
Hey, Mario!
439
00:35:44,297 --> 00:35:45,233
You know this guy?
440
00:35:45,258 --> 00:35:46,646
- Uh...
- We're best friends.
441
00:35:46,671 --> 00:35:47,791
But are we?
442
00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:49,731
Don't worry.
443
00:35:49,763 --> 00:35:52,941
I will protect you.
444
00:35:53,513 --> 00:35:56,301
A toad, brave enough to join me.
445
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:58,140
I fear nothing.
446
00:35:58,866 --> 00:35:59,915
Well, that settles it.
447
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,279
You're coming with us.
448
00:36:01,304 --> 00:36:02,886
- Let's move!
- Haha!
449
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:06,103
♪ I said, we're going on an adventure ♪
450
00:36:37,073 --> 00:36:39,319
Pretty incredible, huh?
451
00:36:39,344 --> 00:36:41,417
Mamma Mia.
452
00:36:42,057 --> 00:36:46,910
I'll never let anyone ruin this.
453
00:36:57,990 --> 00:37:02,755
♪ Peach, you're so cool ♪
454
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:08,276
♪ And with my Star, we're gonna rule ♪
455
00:37:08,301 --> 00:37:12,648
♪ Peach, understand ♪
456
00:37:12,673 --> 00:37:17,966
♪ I'm gonna love you 'til the very end ♪
457
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:24,015
♪ Peaches, Peaches,
Peaches-Peaches-Peaches ♪
458
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,608
♪ I love you ♪
459
00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:29,185
♪ Oh! ♪
460
00:37:29,209 --> 00:37:32,897
♪ Peaches! Peaches! ♪
461
00:37:32,921 --> 00:37:35,334
Sir?
462
00:37:35,359 --> 00:37:36,630
What?
463
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:39,456
A report from our intelligence.
464
00:37:39,481 --> 00:37:43,898
A mustachioed human has
arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom.
465
00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,366
The princess has been training him.
466
00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:49,911
They are up to something, sire.
467
00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:54,225
Sit...
468
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:55,943
Jam with me.
469
00:38:00,009 --> 00:38:01,829
This human...
470
00:38:01,854 --> 00:38:03,423
Where did he come from?
471
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:04,447
We...
472
00:38:04,472 --> 00:38:06,020
aren't sure?
473
00:38:06,044 --> 00:38:08,770
Does the princess like him?
474
00:38:08,795 --> 00:38:09,790
Sire...
475
00:38:09,815 --> 00:38:11,300
Look in the mirror!
476
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:13,705
You have nothing to worry about.
477
00:38:13,730 --> 00:38:14,721
I know that.
478
00:38:14,746 --> 00:38:16,480
I'm not threatened.
479
00:38:18,586 --> 00:38:22,695
Find out who he is,
and what they're plotting!
480
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,935
I'm on it, sire.
481
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,168
May I lift the cover?
482
00:38:27,193 --> 00:38:28,115
Not yet.
483
00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:30,316
Pain is the best teacher.
484
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:42,886
Thinking about your brother?
485
00:38:43,386 --> 00:38:45,399
We've never been apart this long.
486
00:38:45,546 --> 00:38:46,699
Don't worry...
487
00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:48,165
We're going to save him.
488
00:39:04,369 --> 00:39:06,962
You don't seem,
like you're from here.
489
00:39:07,383 --> 00:39:09,676
I don't know where I'm from.
490
00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:10,723
Really?
491
00:39:11,076 --> 00:39:12,025
Yep.
492
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:15,334
My earliest memory is arriving.
493
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,229
I was so lucky they found me.
494
00:39:25,056 --> 00:39:26,156
They took me in...
495
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,033
Raised me, like one of their own...
496
00:39:30,173 --> 00:39:33,421
And, when I was ready...
497
00:39:33,446 --> 00:39:37,400
they made me their princess.
498
00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:42,736
Hey, maybe, you're from my world.
499
00:39:44,503 --> 00:39:49,911
There's a huge universe out there,
with a lot of galaxies.
500
00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:36,026
We found him in the Dark Lands.
501
00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:42,698
Leave him to me.
502
00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:53,523
What is your name?
503
00:40:53,547 --> 00:40:54,676
Uh...
504
00:40:54,701 --> 00:40:56,050
Luigi.
505
00:40:57,350 --> 00:40:59,290
Not sure if you know who I am,
506
00:40:59,315 --> 00:41:02,963
but I'm about to marry
a princess and rule the world.
507
00:41:03,396 --> 00:41:04,256
Wow!
508
00:41:05,449 --> 00:41:06,329
Yay...
509
00:41:06,956 --> 00:41:10,176
But there's one problem, Luigi.
510
00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:13,256
There's a human
traveling with my fiancée.
511
00:41:13,281 --> 00:41:16,451
Has a mustache,
just like you.
512
00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:18,151
Do you know him?
513
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:19,264
No.
514
00:41:19,289 --> 00:41:20,236
No!
515
00:41:20,316 --> 00:41:22,264
Ah! A tough one, I see.
516
00:41:22,289 --> 00:41:24,000
Maybe, this will get you to talk.
517
00:41:25,153 --> 00:41:27,239
Do you think I know every
human being with a mustache,
518
00:41:27,264 --> 00:41:31,275
wearing an identical outfit, with a hat
with the letter of his first name on it?
519
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:32,760
Because I don't.
520
00:41:34,303 --> 00:41:36,266
- Do you know him?!
- Yes!
521
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,246
Stop! Stop!
522
00:41:37,271 --> 00:41:38,204
That's how I know him.
523
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:38,989
Yes, I know him.
524
00:41:39,014 --> 00:41:40,440
Yeah.
He's my brother, Mario.
525
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,973
And he's the best guy in the world!
526
00:41:42,998 --> 00:41:45,565
Do princesses find him attractive?
527
00:41:45,884 --> 00:41:48,750
They do, if we have good teeth!
528
00:41:50,399 --> 00:41:51,839
Get him out of my sight!
529
00:41:51,864 --> 00:41:56,264
We'll see how tough this Mario is,
when he watches me kill his brother!
530
00:42:08,716 --> 00:42:10,676
Where am I?
531
00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:15,943
Home.
532
00:42:16,356 --> 00:42:17,950
Pay him no heed.
533
00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:21,951
He is cute,
but he is...
534
00:42:21,976 --> 00:42:26,376
In an insane world,
it is the sane who is called crazy.
535
00:42:31,143 --> 00:42:32,711
How long you guys been in here?
536
00:42:32,736 --> 00:42:33,691
Time...
537
00:42:33,716 --> 00:42:36,243
Like hope, is an illusion.
538
00:42:36,268 --> 00:42:38,348
Please, we are depressed enough!
539
00:42:38,715 --> 00:42:40,596
There's gotta be a way out of here.
540
00:42:40,621 --> 00:42:42,176
There's no escape.
541
00:42:42,201 --> 00:42:43,874
The only hope,
542
00:42:43,899 --> 00:42:46,241
is the sweet relief of death.
543
00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:47,200
No!
544
00:42:47,225 --> 00:42:49,600
Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
545
00:43:13,578 --> 00:43:14,671
You ready?
546
00:43:14,695 --> 00:43:15,418
Eh...
547
00:43:15,443 --> 00:43:16,596
Sure?
548
00:43:25,356 --> 00:43:27,110
What...
549
00:43:27,890 --> 00:43:29,291
How you doing?
550
00:43:29,316 --> 00:43:32,030
We are here to see the king.
551
00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:36,323
Follow me.
552
00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:38,604
That gorilla's
wearing a sports cup.
553
00:43:38,628 --> 00:43:40,383
I feel underdressed.
554
00:43:45,643 --> 00:43:46,776
Hop in.
555
00:44:58,043 --> 00:45:01,270
Oh, by all means, come in.
556
00:45:13,031 --> 00:45:15,558
Great and mighty Cranky Kong.
557
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:18,423
So, I heard you want my army.
558
00:45:18,763 --> 00:45:21,123
Yes, your Highness.
559
00:45:21,148 --> 00:45:25,094
Without your help,
the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
560
00:45:26,094 --> 00:45:30,434
What makes you think,
you're worthy of fighting alongside,
561
00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:35,463
the greatest army in the world!
562
00:45:35,488 --> 00:45:37,310
Because we have heart.
563
00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:38,910
And with your strength...
564
00:45:38,935 --> 00:45:40,795
We can win.
565
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:42,575
Okay, fine.
566
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,403
That's it?
567
00:45:43,428 --> 00:45:44,836
No, that's not it.
568
00:45:44,861 --> 00:45:46,696
The answer is no.
569
00:45:46,721 --> 00:45:47,534
Goodbye.
570
00:45:47,661 --> 00:45:49,422
If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
571
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:51,189
the Jungle Kingdom is next.
572
00:45:51,214 --> 00:45:54,830
We're not leaving,
without your army.
573
00:45:58,190 --> 00:45:59,271
Who is this guy?
574
00:45:59,296 --> 00:46:00,936
Oh, he makes me laugh.
575
00:46:02,683 --> 00:46:04,665
Alright, tough guy.
576
00:46:04,690 --> 00:46:07,458
You want my army so badly.
577
00:46:07,483 --> 00:46:12,845
Defeat my son,
in the great ring of Kong!
578
00:46:14,536 --> 00:46:15,990
Give us a second.
579
00:46:16,015 --> 00:46:18,778
This is a really, really bad idea.
580
00:46:18,803 --> 00:46:20,876
Well, do you have another way
to save my brother?
581
00:46:21,086 --> 00:46:23,208
Are you two done whispering?
582
00:46:23,233 --> 00:46:25,006
It's a little rude.
583
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,074
You, sir, have a deal.
584
00:46:29,099 --> 00:46:31,687
I'll fight your son, and win.
585
00:46:31,712 --> 00:46:33,535
I'm sure you will.
586
00:47:23,323 --> 00:47:25,562
I'm DK.
587
00:47:25,587 --> 00:47:27,556
I'm Donkey Kong.
588
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:29,900
Oh, yeah.
589
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:31,630
Hi, dad!
590
00:47:31,655 --> 00:47:32,788
No, don't!
591
00:47:32,813 --> 00:47:34,096
Don't do that!
592
00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:35,496
Dad, wave back!
593
00:47:35,521 --> 00:47:37,669
Enough with the showboating!
594
00:47:37,694 --> 00:47:39,747
What do you mean?!
They like it!
595
00:47:39,772 --> 00:47:41,529
It's what they came here for!
596
00:47:41,553 --> 00:47:43,709
Dancing pecs!
597
00:47:43,734 --> 00:47:46,581
Okay, simmer down.
598
00:47:46,606 --> 00:47:48,601
I said, simmer down!
599
00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:49,526
DK! DK!
600
00:47:49,551 --> 00:47:51,248
That means you, Diddy Kong!
601
00:47:51,272 --> 00:47:52,141
D...
602
00:47:52,165 --> 00:47:53,340
Sorry.
603
00:47:53,365 --> 00:47:54,286
Now...
604
00:47:54,310 --> 00:47:58,458
Since I want this fight to
last more than five seconds,
605
00:47:58,482 --> 00:48:01,653
I put power-ups
around the arena.
606
00:48:01,677 --> 00:48:03,625
You're welcome, Mario.
607
00:48:03,656 --> 00:48:08,788
I don't need anything special
to break every bone in your tiny body.
608
00:48:16,881 --> 00:48:17,854
All right.
609
00:48:30,359 --> 00:48:31,173
Oh, my...
610
00:48:31,198 --> 00:48:32,093
Okay...
611
00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:34,346
Guess you're not getting my army.
612
00:48:39,565 --> 00:48:41,805
Is this what you came for?!
613
00:48:41,975 --> 00:48:43,805
I love you, DK!
614
00:48:46,148 --> 00:48:48,495
Hi, dad!
Love you!
615
00:48:52,723 --> 00:48:56,710
It is on,
like Donkey Kong!
616
00:49:02,756 --> 00:49:06,116
You're about to pick on
someone, your own size.
617
00:49:20,331 --> 00:49:22,904
I guess, he got the wrong mushroom.
618
00:49:45,084 --> 00:49:46,225
Get up, Mario!
619
00:50:13,473 --> 00:50:14,713
Had enough?
620
00:50:14,738 --> 00:50:18,013
Not even close.
621
00:50:29,076 --> 00:50:31,443
Mario...
622
00:50:31,616 --> 00:50:34,282
It's-a me...
623
00:50:34,606 --> 00:50:36,836
The box...
624
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,568
He looks adorable.
625
00:50:56,593 --> 00:50:57,833
He really does.
626
00:50:58,356 --> 00:51:00,703
Oh, what?
I'm a cat?
627
00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:02,636
You got the cat box!
628
00:51:03,216 --> 00:51:03,956
Oh, my...
629
00:51:05,310 --> 00:51:06,611
Oh, I'm sorry...
630
00:51:06,636 --> 00:51:07,471
I'm sorry.
631
00:51:07,496 --> 00:51:08,430
Okay...
632
00:51:08,570 --> 00:51:09,361
Now, you die.
633
00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:13,130
I'm a cat.
634
00:51:21,336 --> 00:51:23,109
Meow.
635
00:51:55,366 --> 00:51:56,819
Had enough?
636
00:51:57,199 --> 00:52:01,039
Not even close.
637
00:52:02,746 --> 00:52:05,006
I'll take that as a yes.
638
00:52:12,655 --> 00:52:13,603
Yes!
639
00:52:13,627 --> 00:52:15,181
That's my best friend!
640
00:52:15,205 --> 00:52:19,118
Mario! Mario! Mario!
641
00:52:19,142 --> 00:52:21,655
Yeah, yeah...
642
00:52:24,740 --> 00:52:27,394
That was incredible!
643
00:52:27,419 --> 00:52:31,600
He kept beating you senseless,
and you just kept getting back up?
644
00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:33,611
You just don't know when to quit.
645
00:52:33,636 --> 00:52:34,316
Huh...
646
00:52:34,341 --> 00:52:36,245
Well, never thought of that
as a good thing.
647
00:52:36,270 --> 00:52:38,194
It's a great thing.
648
00:52:38,476 --> 00:52:39,358
Thanks.
649
00:52:39,383 --> 00:52:40,271
I...
650
00:52:40,295 --> 00:52:42,631
I let him win,
just for the record.
651
00:52:42,656 --> 00:52:44,469
Really, though?
Why would you do that?
652
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,764
You want to know why?
653
00:52:45,789 --> 00:52:48,863
It's, mind your own business,
that's why!
654
00:52:48,888 --> 00:52:50,063
Alright, giant monkey.
655
00:52:50,087 --> 00:52:51,473
Enough!
656
00:52:51,498 --> 00:52:53,055
Get inside!
657
00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:57,300
We've located Bowser's ship.
658
00:52:57,325 --> 00:53:01,453
He's gonna arrive at
the Mushroom Kingdom, by sundown.
659
00:53:01,478 --> 00:53:03,111
Lucky for you, guys.
660
00:53:03,136 --> 00:53:04,908
I got a shortcut.
661
00:53:04,933 --> 00:53:07,743
We beat him there and ambush him.
662
00:53:08,305 --> 00:53:10,326
Yeah, I know.
663
00:53:10,351 --> 00:53:14,271
That's why, we're gonna need karts!
664
00:53:31,944 --> 00:53:33,790
Well, what are you waiting for?
665
00:53:33,815 --> 00:53:37,451
Pick your karts!
666
00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:37,790
I hate you.
667
00:54:37,815 --> 00:54:41,903
To the Mushroom Kingdom,
and the biggest fight of our lives.
668
00:54:41,928 --> 00:54:43,890
Here we go!
669
00:55:02,326 --> 00:55:04,201
Princess Peach...
670
00:55:04,226 --> 00:55:05,975
Here we are...
671
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,743
I guess, love really makes
a guy come out of his shell.
672
00:55:13,656 --> 00:55:16,771
Let's rule the world, together.
673
00:55:16,795 --> 00:55:18,044
Forever...
674
00:55:18,069 --> 00:55:20,229
Will you marry me?
675
00:55:20,253 --> 00:55:21,866
Oh, yes!
676
00:55:24,206 --> 00:55:25,133
What?!
677
00:55:25,332 --> 00:55:28,503
We have found the princess
and the mustachioed human.
678
00:55:28,535 --> 00:55:32,656
He has defeated Donkey Kong,
and won the Kong Army.
679
00:55:32,825 --> 00:55:34,798
So, like Peach was
super impressed?
680
00:55:34,822 --> 00:55:36,660
It appears so, yes.
681
00:55:36,685 --> 00:55:38,960
They are heading
toward the secret passage!
682
00:55:38,984 --> 00:55:41,601
Oh, they think
they can surprise me, huh?
683
00:55:41,626 --> 00:55:43,780
Two can play at that game.
684
00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:06,771
Um...
685
00:56:06,803 --> 00:56:10,183
No one panic,
but the road is about to end.
686
00:56:10,208 --> 00:56:14,316
Well then, you better step
on the gas and buckle up!
687
00:56:42,898 --> 00:56:44,451
Woo-hoo!
688
00:56:45,558 --> 00:56:47,911
Is there anything like this, in your world?
689
00:56:47,936 --> 00:56:48,958
What?!
690
00:56:48,983 --> 00:56:52,290
Is there anything like this, in your world?!
691
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:54,218
No...
692
00:56:54,243 --> 00:56:56,313
We don't drive on rainbows.
693
00:56:56,338 --> 00:56:58,053
What are you gonna tell me next?
694
00:56:58,078 --> 00:56:59,744
That the turtles aren't evil?
695
00:56:59,769 --> 00:57:00,831
No, no.
696
00:57:00,856 --> 00:57:02,262
They're usually pets.
697
00:57:02,287 --> 00:57:03,569
No way!
698
00:57:03,594 --> 00:57:05,582
Yeah! Come to Brooklyn,
I'll buy you a turtle.
699
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,533
Maybe, I will.
700
00:57:09,086 --> 00:57:10,854
Dude, is this you flirting?!
701
00:57:10,879 --> 00:57:11,923
This is painful!
702
00:57:11,948 --> 00:57:13,500
Listen, I was trying to be nice.
703
00:57:13,525 --> 00:57:15,116
You are so embarrassing!
704
00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:17,441
A princess would never go out with you!
705
00:57:17,465 --> 00:57:18,381
Yes, she would!
706
00:57:18,406 --> 00:57:19,667
I guarantee, she would!
707
00:57:19,692 --> 00:57:20,656
Guys!
708
00:57:20,681 --> 00:57:21,521
Enough!
709
00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:23,641
Alright, alright.
710
00:57:32,451 --> 00:57:33,916
Charge!
711
00:57:43,311 --> 00:57:44,410
It's an ambush!
712
00:57:47,337 --> 00:57:49,523
Defensive position!
713
00:58:05,106 --> 00:58:06,000
Mario...
714
00:58:06,025 --> 00:58:08,579
You're a dead man!
715
00:58:11,243 --> 00:58:12,576
Split up!
716
00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:16,310
Mario!
717
00:58:33,767 --> 00:58:35,181
Haha!
718
00:59:32,195 --> 00:59:34,560
I'm too cute to die!
719
00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:46,969
That is how you princess!
720
00:59:58,662 --> 01:00:00,735
Time to die, Mario.
721
01:00:21,616 --> 01:00:23,296
See ya!
722
01:00:23,856 --> 01:00:25,176
No!
723
01:00:28,633 --> 01:00:30,059
Woo-hoo!
724
01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:30,870
Haha!
725
01:00:30,895 --> 01:00:32,216
Yeah!
726
01:00:38,918 --> 01:00:42,093
You, can't escape me.
727
01:00:42,244 --> 01:00:43,231
What?
728
01:00:43,757 --> 01:00:46,417
Blue shell!
729
01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:02,096
No!
730
01:01:02,121 --> 01:01:04,316
No, Mario...
731
01:01:05,887 --> 01:01:06,714
No!
732
01:01:06,936 --> 01:01:07,878
No...
733
01:01:07,903 --> 01:01:09,203
No!
734
01:01:09,228 --> 01:01:10,023
Oh, no!
735
01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:11,879
No...
736
01:01:14,084 --> 01:01:17,106
Get your clown claws off of me!
737
01:01:20,435 --> 01:01:21,998
Goodbye, Mario.
738
01:01:22,609 --> 01:01:24,323
We have to get home.
739
01:01:31,318 --> 01:01:33,875
Hey, this is your fault!
740
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:34,844
My fault?
741
01:01:34,869 --> 01:01:36,211
- You're the one...
- Stop talking!
742
01:01:36,236 --> 01:01:39,762
I don't want the last thing I hear,
before I die, to be your...
743
01:02:10,203 --> 01:02:11,851
Mario...
744
01:02:11,883 --> 01:02:13,349
You saved my life.
745
01:02:13,374 --> 01:02:14,411
Yeah, well...
746
01:02:14,436 --> 01:02:15,570
I won't tell anyone.
747
01:02:15,595 --> 01:02:17,204
Good, please don't.
748
01:02:17,228 --> 01:02:17,983
Okay...
749
01:02:19,901 --> 01:02:20,781
Uh...
750
01:02:20,806 --> 01:02:23,361
Did you just feel something?
751
01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:26,483
Swim!
752
01:02:43,903 --> 01:02:45,389
Browser's on his way.
753
01:02:45,414 --> 01:02:47,391
You have to evacuate.
754
01:02:49,634 --> 01:02:50,355
Hurry!
755
01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:52,541
Get out of the city!
756
01:03:05,203 --> 01:03:06,523
Princess?
757
01:03:07,070 --> 01:03:10,763
We lost the Army,
and Mario's gone.
758
01:03:12,553 --> 01:03:14,648
Bowser is coming.
759
01:03:14,673 --> 01:03:15,886
Head into the forest!
760
01:03:15,911 --> 01:03:17,400
I'll buy you some time.
761
01:03:17,610 --> 01:03:18,510
You heard her!
762
01:03:18,535 --> 01:03:21,230
Evacuate the city!
763
01:03:21,996 --> 01:03:23,250
Go with the others.
764
01:03:23,275 --> 01:03:25,901
I said, I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
765
01:03:35,925 --> 01:03:38,061
Just leave it!
There's no time!
766
01:04:32,905 --> 01:04:35,253
Princess Peach...
767
01:04:35,278 --> 01:04:37,611
Brave as ever.
768
01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:43,083
As you can see,
I have the Super Star.
769
01:04:43,108 --> 01:04:45,641
If you're going to use it...
770
01:04:45,666 --> 01:04:47,301
Use it now!
771
01:04:49,946 --> 01:04:51,526
No, Princess...
772
01:04:51,551 --> 01:04:54,348
I stole this Star for us.
773
01:04:54,373 --> 01:04:58,563
I guess, love really makes
a guy come out of his shell.
774
01:05:00,693 --> 01:05:02,795
I told you that line wouldn't work.
775
01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:04,841
You're doing great!
776
01:05:04,865 --> 01:05:09,473
Peaches, with this Star,
we will be invincible.
777
01:05:09,498 --> 01:05:13,838
We can rule the world together, forever.
778
01:05:13,863 --> 01:05:15,643
Will you marry me?
779
01:05:15,903 --> 01:05:17,300
Marry you?
780
01:05:17,325 --> 01:05:18,724
Are you insane?!
781
01:05:18,749 --> 01:05:20,986
I would never marry you!
782
01:05:21,506 --> 01:05:23,933
Maybe, you should reconsider.
783
01:05:26,526 --> 01:05:27,581
No!
784
01:05:28,599 --> 01:05:30,147
Stop!
785
01:05:31,025 --> 01:05:32,132
Please, stop!
786
01:05:32,157 --> 01:05:35,143
I'll marry you,
just don't hurt my toads!
787
01:05:40,285 --> 01:05:41,911
You have my word.
788
01:05:49,370 --> 01:05:51,890
Haha, time for a wedding!
789
01:06:04,601 --> 01:06:06,385
♪ Life is sad ♪
790
01:06:06,410 --> 01:06:08,058
♪ Prison is sad ♪
791
01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:13,309
♪ Life and prison is very, very sad ♪
792
01:06:19,548 --> 01:06:22,428
Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
793
01:06:22,453 --> 01:06:25,021
Who's this ray of sunshine?
794
01:06:25,046 --> 01:06:26,619
There's no sunshine...
795
01:06:26,644 --> 01:06:28,067
only darkness.
796
01:06:28,097 --> 01:06:30,379
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
797
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,691
Hello, prisoners...
798
01:06:32,716 --> 01:06:37,536
You don't deserve this, but you're
invited to the Royal Wedding!
799
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,040
Yay!
800
01:06:39,065 --> 01:06:43,072
Where you will all be
ritualistically sacrificed.
801
01:06:45,997 --> 01:06:47,505
Oh, no, no, no.
802
01:06:47,529 --> 01:06:49,963
Finally, mercy.
803
01:06:50,950 --> 01:06:53,116
Mario...
804
01:07:06,035 --> 01:07:07,355
So, this is the end...
805
01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:11,283
Being slowly digested by an eel,
next to an idiot in overalls.
806
01:07:11,308 --> 01:07:14,008
Well, at least, your brother
isn't gonna die because of you.
807
01:07:14,033 --> 01:07:16,661
Least, you're not gonna die,
with your dad thinking you're a joke.
808
01:07:17,163 --> 01:07:19,636
Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke too.
809
01:07:19,816 --> 01:07:21,636
Yeah, well...
810
01:07:21,661 --> 01:07:22,703
Your dad's right!
811
01:07:22,728 --> 01:07:24,591
You know what,
I feel bad enough.
812
01:07:24,616 --> 01:07:25,895
Just, just, leave me alone.
813
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,406
I've never met your dad,
but he sounds brilliant!
814
01:07:28,431 --> 01:07:31,657
Just go in a corner and
smash some stuff, smash monkey.
815
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:38,761
I, am, more, than a guy,
who smashes things!
816
01:08:06,862 --> 01:08:08,162
That was amazing!
817
01:08:08,187 --> 01:08:11,790
Now, we're even.
818
01:08:39,186 --> 01:08:40,181
Princess...
819
01:08:40,206 --> 01:08:41,121
I got it!
820
01:08:41,146 --> 01:08:42,159
Great job.
821
01:08:42,184 --> 01:08:44,959
Couldn't have you going out
there without your bouquet.
822
01:08:44,984 --> 01:08:46,479
It's perfect.
823
01:09:13,626 --> 01:09:15,899
I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.
824
01:09:17,233 --> 01:09:18,880
Lower the prisoners!
825
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:28,727
Dearly beloved...
826
01:09:29,232 --> 01:09:30,660
Huh?
827
01:09:30,684 --> 01:09:32,334
Drama...
828
01:09:32,358 --> 01:09:34,878
You really thought
I'd marry you?
829
01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:36,473
Kinda...
830
01:09:36,497 --> 01:09:38,978
I'd never marry a monster.
831
01:09:40,796 --> 01:09:43,671
Then we are breaking up, right now!
832
01:10:08,821 --> 01:10:10,248
They gotta be up there.
833
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:14,207
Fire!
834
01:10:22,814 --> 01:10:23,895
You wanna do this?
835
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,408
Yes, I do.
836
01:10:34,865 --> 01:10:35,631
Yes!
837
01:10:35,662 --> 01:10:37,290
Fire!
838
01:10:53,235 --> 01:10:54,488
This is fun!
839
01:10:56,131 --> 01:10:57,370
Ha, loser!
840
01:11:02,074 --> 01:11:03,470
Hey, what does this do?
841
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,488
Cool raccoon suit.
842
01:11:14,513 --> 01:11:16,306
- Really?
- Not at all!
843
01:11:48,843 --> 01:11:50,950
Whee!
844
01:12:04,627 --> 01:12:06,100
Boo...
845
01:12:18,563 --> 01:12:20,795
- Lou!
- Mario?!
846
01:12:24,530 --> 01:12:25,378
I told ya!
847
01:12:25,403 --> 01:12:25,890
See...
848
01:12:25,915 --> 01:12:29,830
As long as we're together,
everything is gonna be okay.
849
01:12:32,555 --> 01:12:34,813
Mario, why do you look like a bear?
What is this?
850
01:12:38,846 --> 01:12:40,614
Ya did good, kid.
851
01:12:40,645 --> 01:12:43,328
Make your pecs dance,
you deserve it.
852
01:12:43,353 --> 01:12:45,846
No time now.
Definitely, later.
853
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:03,340
Launch the Bomber Bill and
destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
854
01:13:14,466 --> 01:13:16,367
No...
855
01:13:23,477 --> 01:13:24,490
Hey, hey...
856
01:13:24,522 --> 01:13:25,564
Hey, over here.
857
01:13:36,756 --> 01:13:38,576
You asked for it.
858
01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:48,156
Hello...
859
01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:13,569
Really?
860
01:14:18,463 --> 01:14:19,810
Follow me.
861
01:14:25,599 --> 01:14:26,833
Come on...
862
01:14:28,610 --> 01:14:31,763
Little closer...
863
01:14:32,067 --> 01:14:35,086
Mamma Mia!
864
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:46,993
Huh?
865
01:15:14,190 --> 01:15:15,278
That's beautiful.
866
01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:16,089
You make this right.
867
01:15:18,893 --> 01:15:20,632
Huh?
868
01:15:40,247 --> 01:15:42,853
Huh?
869
01:15:43,159 --> 01:15:44,293
Brooklyn?
870
01:15:45,860 --> 01:15:47,286
Mario?!
871
01:15:48,026 --> 01:15:49,180
You almost dented my...
872
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,276
Mario!
873
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,860
Don't you want this?
874
01:16:42,073 --> 01:16:44,415
You ruined my wedding!
875
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:47,193
I was finally gonna be happy!
876
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,855
Now, you will suffer...
877
01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:54,220
like me!
878
01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:12,235
You really thought you could stop me?
879
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:15,253
You worthless, weak little nothing.
880
01:17:15,593 --> 01:17:17,281
Come out and fight!
881
01:17:17,305 --> 01:17:19,436
Or are you too scared?
882
01:17:24,116 --> 01:17:25,440
Just what I thought.
883
01:17:44,043 --> 01:17:46,111
Mamma Mia!
884
01:17:46,136 --> 01:17:48,803
That's why the
Super Mario Brothers are here.
885
01:17:48,828 --> 01:17:50,276
Out to save Brooklyn...
886
01:17:50,301 --> 01:17:51,323
Save Brooklyn...
887
01:17:51,348 --> 01:17:52,121
Brooklyn...
888
01:17:52,146 --> 01:17:53,341
Save Brooklyn...
889
01:18:11,436 --> 01:18:13,236
Let's-a go.
890
01:18:18,750 --> 01:18:19,763
Hey!
891
01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:22,290
Leave him alone.
892
01:18:23,050 --> 01:18:24,590
Mario...
893
01:18:25,617 --> 01:18:27,570
You just don't know when you quit.
894
01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,023
Yeah...
895
01:18:29,048 --> 01:18:30,474
I've been told that before.
896
01:18:34,298 --> 01:18:35,164
Mario!
897
01:18:38,155 --> 01:18:40,401
The Star!
898
01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:41,154
No!
899
01:18:41,179 --> 01:18:42,314
That's mine!
900
01:19:02,841 --> 01:19:03,601
Lou...
901
01:19:06,010 --> 01:19:08,810
Nothing can hurt us,
as long as we're together.
902
01:19:19,523 --> 01:19:20,663
No!
903
01:19:42,099 --> 01:19:44,139
Rip 'em to pieces!
904
01:19:56,115 --> 01:19:57,810
Oh, hey, Spike.
905
01:19:57,834 --> 01:19:58,770
Luigi?!
906
01:20:16,635 --> 01:20:18,156
Mamma Mia.
907
01:21:09,215 --> 01:21:10,141
Peaches...
908
01:21:11,966 --> 01:21:13,506
Listen, this is not the way I pictured it,
909
01:21:13,531 --> 01:21:15,263
but give me one more chance.
910
01:21:15,666 --> 01:21:17,431
Ew, no.
911
01:21:17,456 --> 01:21:18,843
No, no, no, no.
912
01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:21,222
Hey...
913
01:21:21,246 --> 01:21:21,944
Hey!
914
01:21:21,969 --> 01:21:23,436
That is not cool!
915
01:21:23,696 --> 01:21:25,769
Ah, he got the blue mushroom!
916
01:21:25,794 --> 01:21:26,562
See...
917
01:21:26,587 --> 01:21:28,150
Told you, I'd get you a pet turtle.
918
01:21:29,003 --> 01:21:31,076
Not bad, mustache.
919
01:21:31,490 --> 01:21:34,311
And Luigi,
you're so brave.
920
01:21:34,336 --> 01:21:35,625
Oh, thanks.
921
01:21:35,650 --> 01:21:37,244
Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
922
01:21:37,276 --> 01:21:39,004
Ah, my boys!
923
01:21:39,029 --> 01:21:41,905
- My heroes!
- Wahoo!
924
01:21:41,930 --> 01:21:42,796
Mario...
925
01:21:42,821 --> 01:21:44,276
You were amazing!
926
01:21:45,806 --> 01:21:47,426
Thanks, dad.
927
01:21:48,090 --> 01:21:51,016
Ah, bring it in!
928
01:21:56,598 --> 01:22:01,673
Let's hear it, for
the Super Mario Brothers!
929
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:11,846
These are my boys!
930
01:22:11,871 --> 01:22:13,860
Ha-hey!
931
01:22:14,403 --> 01:22:16,010
Wahoo!
932
01:22:19,467 --> 01:22:20,660
- Hey!
- Hey!
933
01:22:23,837 --> 01:22:26,690
BROOKLYN SAVED
934
01:22:52,687 --> 01:22:55,340
- Morning!
- Hello!
935
01:23:18,526 --> 01:23:20,361
Now, that's a happy ending.
936
01:23:20,386 --> 01:23:21,741
Or is it?
937
01:23:21,766 --> 01:23:23,701
Because everything's over now.
938
01:23:23,725 --> 01:23:28,398
And all that's left is you
and the infinite void.
939
01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:31,353
Kind of makes you
want to play saxophone, huh?
940
01:23:46,626 --> 01:23:51,386
♪ Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong, too ♪
941
01:23:51,411 --> 01:23:56,718
♪ A thousand troops of Koopas
couldn't keep me from you ♪
942
01:23:56,743 --> 01:24:02,228
♪ Princess Peach, at the end of the line ♪
943
01:24:02,253 --> 01:24:06,526
♪ I'll make you mine! ♪
944
01:24:06,551 --> 01:24:07,494
Oh!
945
01:24:07,519 --> 01:24:12,440
♪ Peaches, Peaches,
Peaches-Peaches-Peaches ♪
946
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:17,450
♪ I love you, oh! ♪
947
01:24:17,474 --> 01:24:18,260
Hey!
948
01:24:18,285 --> 01:24:19,621
Quiet in there!
949
01:24:19,646 --> 01:24:21,136
Light's out, little guy.
950
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:23,519
Hey, you can't treat me like this!
951
01:24:23,544 --> 01:24:25,030
Do you know who I am?!
952
01:24:25,055 --> 01:24:27,400
I am Bow...
953
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,106
Yoshi!
59863
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