All language subtitles for Pitch Perfect 2 (2015).English

...(LAUGHING)

Welcome back,
a cappella enthusiasts.

My name is John Smith,

and sitting here to my left...

...is Gail Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.

Oh, this one's gonna stick, John.

Well, you saved the Jew for last.
I did. I did.

You're listening to Let's Talk-Appella,

the world's premiere
downloadable a cappella podcast.

We are coming to you live
from the nation's capital,

where the Barden University Bellas...

...are about to rock
the historic Kennedy Center.

JOHN: Boy, these girls have broken down...

...every single barrier
in their path, haven't they, Gail?

GAIL: Absolutely, John.

The first all-female group
to win a national title,

three-time defending champs,
and now, here they are,

performing for the President of the
United States on his birthday.

JOHN: Wow.
What an inspiration...

...to girls all over the country
who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.

(ALL APPLAUDING)
(SCATTERED CHEERING)...

They say you're a freak
when we're having fun

Say you must be high when
we're spreading love

But we're just living
life and we never stop

We got the world

It's going down, I'm yelling timber

You better move, you better dance

Let's make the night
you won't remember

I'll be the one you won't forget

JOHN: Here's Beca Mitchell,
leader of the group.

GAIL: Look at these sequins and sparkles.

Oh, my. Their feet just don't stop moving.

♪ The bigger they are, the harder they fall
These big-iddy boys are dig-gidy dogs

I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off.

Twerking in their bras
and thongs, timber

Face down, booty up, timber

That's the way we like
to–what? –timber

I'm slicker than an oil spill

She say she won't, but I
bet she will, timber ♪

GAIL: Florencia Fuentes
just earned her green card, John.

She may have to do that backflip...

...right back over the fence into Mexico.

I think she's Guatemalan.

Oh, none of that matters.

GAIL: There is so much
happening on stage.

I don't even know where to look.

Back in my day, we put on
our blazers and we just sang.

We maybe snapped our fingers
if we were feeling frisky.

(SINGING PATRIOTIC SONG)...

I came in like wrecking ball

GAIL: Whoa.
Another surprise.

JOHN: An overweight girl
dangling from the ceiling.

Who hasn't had that dream?
Lots of us.

I came in like wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung

Left me crashing in a blazing fall
All you ever did was wreeeck me

...(AMY SCREAMING)...

...(AUDIENCE GASPS)

GAIL: No.

JOHN: Okay, she has
no underwear on. Oh, my God.

We have a commando situation.

There is a commando situation on stage.

GAIL: Who is on top of this?

What kind of person...
JOHN: Holy cow.

Take her back up.
She's turning.

GAIL: Pull her up already.

She's turning.
Brace yourselves.

No.

She's coming.
She's coming.

AMY: Avert your eyes,
or take it all in.

Make your choice.

GAIL: Not the front.
Nobody wants to see the front.

Oh, no.
(AUDIENCE GASPS)...

...(BOTH SCREAMING)

Happy birthday,
Mr. President.

The Australian singer
who calls herself 'Fat Amy'

gave the President
a birthday gift from down under...

...during last night's celebration...

...held at the historic Kennedy Center.

In case you're wondering
what I mean by 'down under,' Chip.

I'm talking about her (BLEEP).

She showed her (BLEEP) to the President.

All eyes were on the a cappella singers,
the Barden Bellas.

...three-time defending
a cappella national champions,

which is a real thing,
apparently.

Although authorities
have ruled out terrorism as a motive,

the Bellas claim the mishap
was merely an accident...

...and issued an apology.

I am deeply sorry
for the upset that I have caused.

I feel that I have
already received punishment enough...

...in the form of silk burn.

Exhibit C.

No, no, no.

It's filth.

Women who sing are just
another example...

...of cultural decay,
due to loose morals.

Not wearing underwear...

...seems kind of intentional to me.
Mmm.

Yeah, you either choose
to wear underwear,

or you don't wear underwear.

It's a choice I make every day.

You know, until today,
I thought singing a cappella...

...was the most embarrassing
thing you could do.

Normally,
that group is on point,

and last night,
they were off-point,

off-key,
and then on the floor.

It's a national disgrace.

Yeah, but I'd rather be in that...

...limo ride home with the President.

Cut to the real President,
he'd be like,

'That (BLEEP) was off the hook.'
(LAUGHTER)...

...(CYCLE BELL RINGING)

Chloe, chill out.
It was a mistake.

They're not gonna burn us for witchcraft.

No, but the National A
Cappella Association...

...is in there talking to the dean about us,

and who knows what's gonna happen?

We won three championships.

Whatever happens in there,
we're gonna be fine.

Maybe it's time to think about other stuff.

What other stuff?

You know,
school, jobs, life.

This group is my life.

I've intentionally failed
Russian Lit three times...

...so I could be a Bella.

This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to us.

Ever.

You know,
before coming to Barden.

I had diarrhea for seven years.

But yes, this is terrible.

The dean is ready for you tramps.

STACIE: Oh, jeez.

Ladies,

you have dragged the good name...

...of Barden University into the gutter.

And you've really upset these people...

...whose names I've already forgotten.

Your little southern exposure
in front of our Commander-in-Chief...

...has irreparably damaged
the entire institution of a cappella.

Just blew it up.

Funding is drying up,
sponsors are pulling out.

GAIL: Mmm-hmm. JOHN: Unfortunately,
an example must be made.

It is the decision of this governing body...

...that the Bellas are hereby suspended...

...from competing at the collegiate level.
JESSICA: What?

The terms of your suspension...

...are laid out in this document.

I'm sorry, but it's over.
Hi.

Okay, can we be reasonable?

Fat Amy apologized.
This was an accident.

Was it?
(CHLOE GASPS)

You're taking us off of our victory tour?

Who's gonna sing the
national anthem at the Puppy Bowl?

You're being replaced
by the European champions.

A German group of total professionals.

In other words, they're gonna
keep their pants on.

So we can't defend our title
and we can't tour?

DEAN: And you can't hold any auditions.

We don't need your ranks
to grow like a fungus.

CHLOE: Oh, so that's it, then?

So, basically,
the Bellas are over?

JOHN: Look, ladies.

I'm sorry that this disciplinary
action has shocked you.

Especially since you're all seniors.

But the truth is,

you're just women.

No.

And you'll all be pregnant soon.
Mmm.

EMILY: Mom, I'm late.

It's orientation.
You gotta let me go.

Oh, I can't.

I just can't do it.

Mom, you can do it.

My only daughter,
leaving the nest.

(SINGING) If you leave me now

You'll take away the biggest part of me

Mom.
You want me to stop?

(SINGING) Or I could keep singing.

No, I don't know how I'm gonna get by...

...without your spontaneous singing.

Oh, honey, you're gonna love this place.

Just promise you'll call.

Oh, and, honey,
don't be afraid to express yourself.

And not with those weird buttons
they wear in their earlobes.

Unless you're gonna get a job...
Mom, slow down.

I'm not gonna do anything crazy.

I'm just gonna write my songs
and join an a cappella group.

Not just any a cappella group.

The Bellas are an institution.

My days as a Bella were the best...

Best days of your life.

I know.
And I can't wait to be one.

Unless they don't take me, Mom.

Oh, no, honey,
they're gonna take you.

Thanks to me,
you were born into it.

And then I'm gonna be your mother...

...(SINGING) And your sister

Gross. Okay.

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

All right,
the next phase of my life...

...begins.

CHLOE: Hold on.

There is nothing in here
that strips us of our national title.

And if we're still reigning champs,

then we are automatically invited
to represent America...

...at the World Championships this spring.

Ah, yes, the World
Championships of A Cappella,

where, every four years,

groups from around the globe
compete for world domination.

I'm sorry. I just feel
like I always have to be on, you know.

JOHN: Yeah. Yeah.
Well, look, ladies,

we can't stop you from
going to the Worlds competition.

It's not gonna help your case here.

GAIL: Not at all.

What if we win it?

JOHN: What if you win it?

(SCOFFS) Like, you...

You out-perform the other groups?

(JOHN LAUGHING)

How do you fit such big
dreams in such a small body?

What if you win it?

(LAUGHING)...

...(INDISTINCT MOUTHING)

Never.

What if you win it?

Yeah. If we win,
will you reinstate us?

GAIL: Sure.

But no American team has ever won.

That's because they hate us.

The whole world.

The whole world hates us.

Hate us.

GIRL: (OVER SPEAKER)
Hello, fresh-persons.

Welcome to Barden University.

(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

Okay. The Barden Knight.

Okay, get off the stage.
No one cares about you. All right.

You have made a great choice,
and a cheap one.

Yay, Barden.

We have a very special
performance for you guys today.

The pride and joy of Barden University,

the Treblamakers.

Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.

We are the Treblemakers.

I'm Jesse,
and this is a cappella.

Let's do this.

Yo. Trebles

I said sucking too hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down

I went walking
with my momma one day

When she warned me what people say

Live your life until love is found
'Cause loves gonna get you down.

Take a look at the girl next door
She's a player and a downright bore

Jesus loves her but she wants more
Oh, bad girls get you down.

I said sucking too hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down

Say love, say love
Oh loves gonna get you down ♪

Someone drop some bass.

(CONTINUES SINGING
BUBBLEGUM POP SONG)

JESSE: Now I need some baritone.

(ALL SINGING)...

...(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

All right.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Chloe, don't blame yourself.
Oh, my God.

You're a ginger.
That's punishment enough.

This is not all your fault.
This is on all of us.

So, if we don't win the Worlds,
then what are we?

Just a bunch of girls that hang out?

What's wrong with that?
(CLICKS TONGUE)

If we don't win,
the Bellas are over.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

This is the biggest challenge
that any of us have ever faced.

When I was nine years old, my brother
tried to sell me for a chicken, so...

Well, I will do whoever it takes...

...in order for us to get back to the top.

You mean 'whatever' it takes.

Yeah, I'll do that, too.

That's great news. Yes.

No, I can start Monday.
I would be stoked to start on...

Sorry, I don't say 'stoked.'
I don't say stuff like that.

I'm, like, I'm pretty cool.
You're gonna like me.

That was bad, too.

We need to attack this problem head-on.

I want 100% commitment
and laser focus, right?

Great. I will see you Monday.

Beca out. (MOUTHING)

Beca.
BECA: Yeah.

JESSE: Hey, ladies.
Wanna come to a party?

It's a tiki party.
You guys don't even have to wear shoes.

It's the best kind of party.

Here you go.
Sure.

Hey, great job, Trebles.
You guys killed it.

Oh, thank you.

You like a cappella?
Oh, yeah.

I've got my heart set on being a Bella.

It's actually at the very top
of all my dream boards.

BENJI: Did I hear mention of dreams?

Hi. Benjamin Applebaum
at your service. Hello.

I just have to say,
you are so spirited. I...

I just wanna put you in a box
and saw you in half.

JESSE: For magic.

As a part of a trick.
He does magic.

Right. It's only weird
if you don't embrace it.

Dude, explain yourself.

I'll be honest,
I completely blacked out.

How'd I do, man?

Honestly?
I've seen you do worse.

Awesome.

STACIE: It's been months
and we're still getting hate mail?

Sucks.

'For your hairy situation'?

Oh.

CHLOE: Okay,
we are officially registered.

Update your passports, ladies,
because we are going...

...to the very sunny,
very beautiful, Copenhagen.

Yeah. Nice.
Yes.

Oh.

Where is that?

I don't know. I failed Maps.

It looks like the competition
has been dominated...

...by that stupid German group
that took over our tour.

You mean 'stole' our tour.
AMY: Word.

We need to scout those Deutsche-bags.

FLO: Yes.

But how good can they be?

Germany hasn't produced
a good singer since David Hasselhoff.

We're gonna crush them.

And when we do,

we can stick it to these chumps...

...who send us all this hate mail, like,

'Sonia Sotomayor.'

Judgy bitch.

The Bellas are back.

Yeah. Whoo-hoo.
Yeah. We're back.

Has anyone talked to Beca today?

JESSE: So?

Any first-day jitters?

No, no.
You know, I'm just gonna...

...be moody and distant.
Artists love that.

I know I love that.

Here you go.

Okay.

Dude, why do I feel so guilty?

I've given a lot to the Bellas, right?

It's, like,
three years of my life.

Yeah, Bec, you should not feel
guilty at all about taking your shot.

This is a big deal, right?

Yes, it's a very big deal.
Okay.

Go.
All right.

Nothing's gonna stop my girl.

I don't know him.

Becs in effects, y'all.

You can go.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Are you ready, or...
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

Okay, everybody, huddle up.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Get up.

Come on.
To the table, please.

To the table.

Last one at this table has to
help Frank watch YouTube videos...

...to find the next Justin Bieber.

Hey, so, I'm turning 25 next week,

if anybody wants to
get some drinks, celebrate.

Frank, buddy, less talk.

Thank you so much.

Okay, my people, check it out.

That...

This... Dax, the tech guy.
Did you call the tech guy?

Yeah, I talked to him.

Do you understand that
everything else in my life works?

Uh-huh.

So, I just need everything here to work,
too, okay?

Well, he said he was gonna call me back.
Oh, my God.

You want me to call him now?

(WHISPERING) Don't do it now.

Okay.

There we go.

That is the Lion himself.

That is the legendary
Snoop D-O-Double-G...

...singing White Christmas
at a tree-lighting ceremony in Moscow.

And he was so moved
by the power of music...

...to unite the world or some shit,

that now he wants to drop
his own cool Christmas album.

And because I sleep on a bed of Grammys,

he has decided to hire me
to produce it. Now...

But Snoop Dogg already dropped
a Christmas album.

If you had listened to the album like I did,

stranded in the air with T.I.
on a golden hang glider,

then you would have known
that none of the songs were the classics.

I've had to listen to that
album on two separate occasions.

Hang glider with T.I.

and also a rocket ship
that Eminem has built.

It doesn't go anywhere,

but he's got dreams for it, okay?

So I need you to close your mouth.

Herein lies the problem,
everybody.

Last time I checked, there are
over a million Christmas albums...

...with the same 10 damn songs on them.

So, guys,
I'm telling you, man.

I need all hands on deck right now...

...to come up with ideas
on how to make this one stand out.

Okay? You got it?

Fire when ready.
I want to hear ideas.

Anything.

Anybody.

Anybody right now would be great.

Anybody to talk...
What if we got those dogs...

Anybody but you.

What if we got those dogs
that bark Jingle Bells to back him up?

And let me, let me,
let me guess, let me guess.

You want those dogs
to back him up because he's 'Snoop Dogg'?

Yeah.

That is a really great example...

...of a horrible idea.

Take a lap.

What?
Take a lap.

But I'm wearing skinny jeans.

I don't care.

Go. Go.

Let's go.
I wanna see knees up.

Knees up, please.

Guys, I should give you a little more time.

A minute. You got one minute. 60 seconds.

My time is like a toddler in a tiara, okay?
Precious and short.

I need really great ideas.
Snoop is coming.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Oh. Sorry, my boobs are all crazy.
I was just jumping.

(STAMMERING) I just came from auditions.

You guys weren't there.

I was hoping for the chance to sing for you.

No, can't help you.
We're not allowed to take anyone else new.

Oh, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.

I'm a Junk.

What'd you say about your junk?

I'm Emily Junk.

I know, it's weird.
It's my mom's last name.

My dad's last name is Hardon, so...

Um...

I'm a Legacy.

Junk. Junk.

My mom was a Bella.

Your mother is Katherine Junk?

Who?

Only the top bitch of the 1981 Bellas.

She pioneered the syncopated booty shake.

And word is she has
a five-octave vocal range.

EMILY: Yep, still does.

You do not want to hear
that woman doing it with my dad. Whew.

What an odd thing to say.

True.

If a Legacy wants to audition,
we have to let her.

Okay, um...

Show us what you got.

Right now? Right here?
Right here, right now.

Yeah.

Okay, um, I'd like to perform an
original song that I've been working on.

I'm not quite finished with it though,

so let's not be dicks about it.

Sorry, that was crass,
wasn't it?

Fat Amy,
you have a lovely vagina.

Thank you. Proceed.

(SINGING) When tomorrow comes
I'll be on my own

Feeling frightened of
the things that I don't know

When tomorrow comes
When tomorrow comes

When tomorrow comes

And though the road is long
I look up to the sky

Darkness all around...

No. That one, I'm not... I'm still
kind of tinkering with that verse.

So it's not... Nothing's really completely set.

(SINGING) I got all I need
when I got you and I...

'Cause I look around me
and see a sweet life

I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight

You're getting me, getting me
through the night...

...(IMITATES DRUMS AND GUITAR)

You are my flashlight

Would you excuse us for just one second?

(CLEARS THROAT)

She's pretty good.
Can't we take her?

What do you expect us to say?
She's standing right there.

(CHUCKLES)

She's definitely not a soloist.
No.

Technically, she came to us,
so really we're not breaking any rules.

Yeah,
it's the perfect loophole.

You know, it's always good
to have an extra body.

Just in case one of us
gets kidnapped for ransom,

is thrown into a shipping container,

and is made to eat
only leaves and gas receipts.

Mmm, I agree.
We need new blood.

I don't think we should
decide anything without Beca.

(SOFTLY) I keep a penny under my tongue.

Did anyone else think it was creepy...

...that she never really opened
her eyes the whole time?

Again, we're talking about her...

...and she's standing right there.
FLO: Oh, yeah.

But if we're gonna talk negatives,

let's start with the giraffe legs.

Okay, let's take a vote on it.

Anyone who wants her in,
sing a G-sharp.

Anyone who doesn't,
sing an E-flat.

STACIE: Okay.
One, two...

...(ALL VOCALIZING)

I like your shirt.
(CLEARS THROAT)

Welcome to the Bellas.

O-M-a-ca-G. Whoo.

Oh. Stop, girl, stop.
Yeah, stop, stop it.

Girl, stop.
EMILY: Sorry.

So, when does initiation start?

Tell you what,
I'll go back to my dorm...

...and pretend to be surprised...

...when you throw the hood over my head...

...and make me solve a Rubik's Cube...

...while sucking vodka from a maxi pad.

That's what my mom said happened.

CHLOE: Mmm, no can do.

Well, look around.

We don't exactly have
a maxi pad to spare, so...

All right,
grab your guts, ladies.

It's party time.

We've got tickets to
Copenhagen and a brand new Bella.

(ALL CHEERING)

Let's go.
All right.

Should I...
CHLOE: Come on, girl.

I'm gonna just leave my bag here.

STACIE: Let's go get into treble.

Has this bush always been here?

LILLY: Oh. Watch this.

CYNTHIA: You know there's a gate, right?

EMILY: Wow.

My first college party.

Yeah, well, this isn't just any college party.

This is a cappella only.
Yeah.

So, get prepared to meet a
lot of sexually confused men.

Bellas.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Jesse. Where is Beca? I thought she
was gonna be with you tonight.

I thought she was with you.

I thought she was with you.

Hey. Benji, right?

(MUMBLING NONSENSICALLY)

Those aren't...
Okay, those aren't words.

I'm sorry?

...the movies?

Are you asking me out?

Yes.
Yeah?

(CHUCKLING) Oh.
That's so sweet.

It's just, my...
It's my first day. Um...

I wasn't really planning on
rushing in on anything.

(COUGHING)...

...(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

Hey. Oh.
Hey. You made it.

Yeah, I couldn't miss
our last Hood Night party.

Oh.
So?

How was the internship?

Eye-opening.
Yeah, they do not mess around.

Hey, Chloe asked where you were.

Why didn't you tell her?

Oh. She's just...

She's locked into the Worlds right now...

...and I'm looking for the right time.

I'll tell her.

Bumper's back.

Whoo.

Campus security.

Bumper. Bumper.

Fat Amy's back.

'Cause I never left 'cause I'm still here.

Whoo. But I'm back, so it's a big
deal because I've arrived again.

You know, for someone
who left school years ago,

you're harder to shake than mono.

I've got some pretty big news.

What?

I have been hand-plucked
to be put on a waiting list...

...to be put on a very
well-known TV singing competition.

Really?
Yep.

I know what you're thinking.

'Oh, Bumper.

'You shut your face and kiss me, Bumper.'

No.

'Bumper, please,
just shut your trap.'

That is not how I talk.

You talk exactly like this.
Do not.

Yes, you do.

I don't.

So shut up.
You shut up.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Hi.

Hi.

I am so excited to meet the woman...

...who single-handedly
created the Bella sound.

We're sisters.

I can't believe we're sisters.

Oh. Yeah, hi.
Hi.

Chloe texted me we added a Legacy.

I didn't even know that was a thing.

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

Shh.

FLO: Remind me again why
we are at a car show.

We're here for one reason
and one reason only.

To scout the competition.

It's totally gonna help us win the Worlds...

...if we know what we're up against.

(SIGHS ) All right.

Now, where are those tour thieves?

Stacie.

Keep it in your pants, maybe.

Stacie.
What?

CHLOE: What the...

This all should have been ours.

I hate these Germans.

FLO: Holy a-ca-mole.

Okay, the cars moved.
Nothing else happened yet.

But they're moving backwards.
With ghosts driving them.

We are Das Sound Machine.

A German collective, operating in
concert to create sonic mastery.

What better way to appreciate
automotive perfection?

(DAS SOUND MACHINE SINGING
ALTERNATIVE ROCK SONG)...

They will not control us,
We will be victorious

Paranoia is in bloom The PR.

Transmissions will resume
They'll try to

Push drugs that keep
us all dumbed down and hope.

That we will never see
the truth around.

Come on.

Another promise,
another scene, another.

Packaged lie to keep us
trapped in greed

And all the green belts
wrapped around our minds and endless

Red tape to keep the truth confined

Tsunami.

CYNTHIA: Man, they massive.

How are we gonna compete
with a group that size?

STACIE: They're so freakin' in sync.

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us

...(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

FLO: Do we clap?

Do we clap? Do we clap?

Politely clap.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

Barden Bellas.
You came here to see us?

Is it because you are...
What do the American kids say, 'Jelly'?

We are so not 'jelly.'

We should really thank you
for making this tour a reality,

you know, with your bumbling ineptitude.

We should send them something.
Fruit basket?

Yum, yum.

Or would you prefer mini-muffins?

Okay, we didn't come here
to start something with you guys.

We just wanted to check
you out before the Worlds,

where we're gonna kick your ass.

What?
That's right.

You?

You are the kicker of ass?

(SCOFFS) Yeah.

You are so tiny.

Like an elf.

Or is it a fairy? Sprite?

(SPEAKING GERMAN)...

'Troll.'

KOMMISSAR: That's it.
You are like a troll.

You...

...are physically flawless.

Thank you.

But it doesn't mean I like you.

CHLOE: We are not scared
about the Worlds,

because when the Bellas hit
the stage, we are gonna blow minds.

PIETER: With what?

More of Flabby Abby's baby chute?

That's not my name.

PIETER: I don't know your name.

Could be anything.

Obese Denise,
Inflexible Tina, Lazy Susan.

Mein name ist Fat Amy,
und I eat krauts like you for lunch.

Your team is like a...
How do you say that?

A heated mess.

You know, a mess where
heat is applied to it,

so what once was a little
messy is now even messier.

Darlings,
please take my advice.

Don't try to beat us.

You can't.

We're the best.

And now I really must go rest my neck.

It is sore from looking down on you.

BECA: Okay,

just because you're making me
very sexually confused,

does not mean that you are intimidating.

We have nothing to lose.

We have literally nothing.
Okay.

A-ca wiedersehen, bitches.

Oh, what is happening?
I am using my hands so much.

CHLOE: All right, ladies,
focus up.

We need to beat
those German dummkopfs.

AMY: Yes.
CYNTHIA: Yeah.

Okay, we're gonna beat DSM
at their own game.

Do what they do, just better.

And we're about to do
a full skills assessment...

...to blow out our choreography to match.

But the important thing
is that we have fun, right?

Uh, Legacy, don't take this the wrong way,

but you're the dumbest person alive.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

And you're a cat. (GROWLS)

CHLOE: And one...

Okay, Lilly,
that's really scaring me.

BECA: That just looks weird.

People are not birds.

(GIRLS EXCLAIM)

CHLOE: Cartwheel. And roll.
Amy, that wasn't a roll.

Again.

Is it weird that we never
got around to singing today?

Uh, well, it's kind of hard to start singing...

...without arrangements,
and that's on me.

So thank you for reminding me.

Yeah, Bec.
we're gonna need that ASAP...

...so we can start nailing down
our choreography.

Right on top of that, Chlo.
Awes.

Yeah, awes.

So I just wanted to let you know...

...that I've been working really hard...

...on, you know, calming my
nerves and keeping my eyes open.

I was wondering if you could
give me some pointers, maybe.

And, you know,
with the singing...

I don't know exactly where you're
gonna put me in the songs, but I...

I don't mean to be rude.
I just have somewhere that I need to be.

Um...

You did great today.

Thanks.

(CHORUS LINE SINGING)...

...(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)

Wait, hold up.
Just hold up for a second.

'Wait, hold up'?

Man, I sound awesome right now.
What are you talking about?

Nah. It's not you,
it's a tech thing.

So just you go ahead and take five.

It better be a tech thing,

'cause the way I sound in my eardrums,
this is immaculate, man.

This song, there's nothing,
nothing special about it yet.

Do you know what I mean?

Any ideas? Because I...

All right, um, hear me out.

Please, Dax. Please...

We could remove the sleigh bells...

...and put in kalimba.

You know, the finger thing.

I know what a kalimba does.
I know how it's operated, okay?

DAX: Kalimba...
Don't say it again.

Go in the corner.
Go eat your lunch in the corner.

But what am I gonna do with my sriracha?

Say one more hipster thing,

and I'm gonna shove you
in your vintage bassoon case.

Okay?

Turn.

Aim higher, people. Okay?

And be very careful
what you pitch to me next.

Um, just have him
sing it again, the same way.

Who are you?

Nobody. Literally nobody.
I just had a thought.

No, okay, okay.

Sure.

Nobody else has an idea.

Let's, uh, do it exactly the same way.

Again.

Will do, nephew.

(CHORUS LINE SINGING)...

...(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)...

...(SAMPLING BEATS)...

...(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)

Or it can be something different.
It can...

Okay.
(SHUSHING)

That was amazing, Snoop.

Thank you so very much.

You can take a small break, man.

Everything, perfection.
Perfection.

Groovy like a drive-in movie.

You can sing.

Um, yeah, I'm a three-time
collegiate a cappella champion, so...

We're both huge successes in our fields.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's say that.

Uh, what do you do here?

I just get coffee and burritos and stuff.

I wanna produce music.

Dax? Can you do me a favor?

Turn around right now,
and watch this exchange.

That's 'value added.' Okay?

If you have any demos you'd like me...

...to listen to,
I'll make the time.

Oh, seriously?

Mmm-hmm. Seriously, yeah.
Oh.

Dax, did you see what happened there?

Uh-huh. She did
something that was helpful.

And now I'm going to
reward her by listening to her demos.

Turn back around.

Now. Turn around, please.

So, Snoop, uh, buddy,
we've got an idea.

SNOOP: Me, too.

Water skis, but for dry land.

Real playa. You know what
I'm talking about?

Brilliant.

(CHUCKLES) Fo shizzle, dizzle.

I'll write that down.

Yeah, please.

What am I looking at?

(LAUGHING) We're pillow fighting.

Aah.

You know this sets women back,
like, 30 years?

We're just relieving some stress.

This was on the porch.

Ooh.

What is that? Looks fancy.

(MEN VOCALIZING)...

...(VOCALIZING STOPS)...

...(MEN VOCALIZING)
(VOCALIZING STOPS)...

...(MEN VOCALIZING)

Looks like we've been invited
to sing at some kind of a party.

We're going to sing?

Finally.

Well, there's just
an address and a password.

How sexy and mysterious.
Yeah.

Like how all my teeth
are from other people.

Ow.

CHLOE: Anyone else scared?

FLO: Not really.
I already lived longer than I expected.

HOST: Password.

Fart noise.

HOST: Did you not see the parentheses?

(MAKING FART NOISE)

Bellas. I'm so glad
you all came. Come on in.

Standing in front of you, ladies,

happens to be the world's
biggest a cappella fan.

We found you.

Hello. Here I am.

What can we do for you?

So, last week when I was
having a tinkle, it occurred to me...

Do not, do not.

Sorry.

That was rude.

You do not come to a gentleman's
house and touch his goose.

So are we early, or...

Actually, you're pretty late.
Come on, let's go.

This is the big time.

(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)...

...(CHLOE GASPS)

Das Sound Machine,
two o'clock.

Tiny Mouse. We meet again.

Another verbal beatdown.

Highlight of my day.

So, have you abandoned your
foolish plans to face us at the Worlds?

You wish,
you gorgeous specimen.

She's really in my head.

KOMMISSAR: Very well.

I'll be happy to send you there.

I'll mail you.

Large envelope costs nothing.

PIETER: Well, it will cost
more than nothing.

But still cheaper than shipping, like,
a horse, or perhaps an adult moose.

Did you ever think maybe you're too big?

It would cost a fortune to mail you.
CHLOE: Easy.

You're enormous.

CHLOE: Okay.

I think we should change
her name to 'Feisty Mouse.'

Yeah.

BECA: Just need to find, like,
a taller pair of shoes.

Wasn't a big deal.
Hey.

Hey. What are you doing here?
What is going on?

(GONG RINGING)

HOST: Welcome.
I guess I gotta go.

No. Why?
I don't know.

Welcome to the first ever showdown...

...of the National A Cappella
Laser Ninja Dragon League.

(ALL CHEERING)

Can you dig it?

Okay, let's meet our teams.

First we have The Treblemakers.

Yeah.

Okay.
We have the Barden Bellas.

(CROWD CHEERING)

We have the Tone Hangers.

(SINGING) Sorbet Sorbet

Sorbet Sorbet

And a cherry on top

And taking a break from their national tour.

Das Sound Machine.

DSM.
ALL: Ja.

DSM.
Ja.

DSM.
Ja.

And the pride of Wisconsin,
the Green Bay Packers.

Let's go. Here we go, baby.

Let's go.
What?

I'd like to be the brisket
in that man-sandwich.

Well, here's how this is gonna work.

When I point to you,
you sing a song...

...from one of the categories that's gonna...

...appear up there on the big board.

There's only one rule.

You have to meet the beat.
Here, come here.

(CLEARS THROAT)...

...(BEATBOXING)

But you have to do it
'Follow the Leader' style.

(BEATBOXING)...

...(MIMICS EXPLOSION)...

...(ALL CHEERING) Oh, boy.

Oh, goodness.

That was fun.

Now, if you can't carry the tune,
the whole team's out.

As in, you gone. And then...

Cornelius, this is too heavy.
I told you before.

Because I hurt my arm saluting the flag.

Okay, sorry.

Now, the winners will get...

...epic bragging rights.

What?
That's it?

HOST: Oh. And I'm sorry.
Did I not mention this?

A $42,000 gift card to Dave and Buster's.

(ALL CHEERING)

BUMPER: I was going there anyway.
I was going there anyway.

I know Clay Matthews wants it.

Okay. All right,
let's get this thing started.

Let's take a look at the first category.

Ooh. Songs about butts.

Okay.

Anything on the radio,
basically, right? Right.

HOST: Think about what you're gonna sing.

Let's start with Das Sound Machine.

She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what

All night long
Let me see that thong, baby

That thong th thong thong thong

Shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty.

Shawty had them apple bottom
jeans (jeans), Boots with...

...the fur (with the fur), the
whole club was looking at her

She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know

Shawty got low, low,
low, low, low, low, low, low

T. J, can you handle this?
David, can you handle this?

Clay, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this.

I don't think you ready for this jelly,

cause my body is too bootylicious
for you, babe

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks
in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

...(SINGING) Girl, I love that butt

But the butt's not what
matters You know what does?

Courtship and chivalry
I'll take you to a nice hot meal

And I'll tip the waiter

HOST: Oh, my God, stop. Stop.

What was that, yo?
(ALL BOOING)

Not how we play the game.

You think you're a better
lyricist than Sir Mix-a-Lot,

a man who was knighted by Queen?

You know the band Queen?
Yes.

No, sir, I do not.
I just... I couldn't help it.

I caught a glimpse of an angel.

I got inspired.

Well, you're going to hell.

Because,
Treblemakers, you gone.

(ALL CHEERING) You gone.

Bye-bye.
(MOUTHING) Sorry.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

HOST: Four left.

Let's take a look at the next category.

Oh. Country love.

Oh. Oh, oh.
I am all about this.

Nobody in this room has loved
more tender than I have.

Please pick us.

Let me have it.

Let us have it.
Let the world have it.

DONNY BARCLAY: Yeah.

I would give it to him.

All right, then.
Well, why don't we start with you?

Tone Hangers, you're up.
You're up.

CLAY MATTHEWS: What?

All right, I got this.
I got this. I got this.

This is my jam.

How about them Cowboys?

I went sky divin',
I went rocky mountain climbin',

I went 2.7 seconds on
a bull name Fumanchu.

And I loved deeper,
And I spoke sweeter,

I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little suped
up 4 wheel drive,

Carved my name
into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights,

Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll
think before he cheats.

Come on, man.

I got nothing.
Come on.

God damn it.
I got nothing, guys.

DONNY BARCLAY: What?

(ALL BOOING)

I'm sorry.
DONNY BARCLAY: You blew it.

Man, you are such a dis-a-ca-pointment.

Reginald Wilson Moncrieff Matthews IV,

what on God's green one are you doing?

I had my mind on those 42 G's at D and B's.

I'm afraid you've kissed that goodbye. No.

Green Bay Packers...
GREEN BAY PACKERS: No, no, no.

...you gone.
GREEN BAY PACKERS: No.

(ALL CHEERING)

Let's see what the next category is.

Oh.

Yes. Oh.

Oh, I was his personal assistant.

Unfair.
WOMAN: Come on.

Yes, yep.
We got this.

Yeah, we got this.
Get in there.

Okay, then why don't we start with you,
Das Sound Machine?

Making my way downtown, Walking fast
Faces pass, And I'm home bound

We are never ever ever
getting back together,

You go talk to your friends,
talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever
getting back together

Oh what's love got
to do, got to do with it

What's love but a second hand emotion

What's love got to do, got to do with it

Who needs a heart, when
a heart can be broken

Is that John Mayer?

(ALL BOOING) BUMPER: That doesn't...

...deserve a 'boo.'

I killed that.

Explain for everyone,

because it sounds like you're implying...

...that John Mayer and
Tina Turner are having...

Oh, yeah.

Get them out. Get them out.

I don't know if I believe him.

(STAMMERING) I'm telling the truth.

HOST: Tone Hangers,

you gone.

Two. We have our final two.

Now we have a showdown.

All right, come on in.

Let's do this face-off style. Okay.

Let's take a look,
see what your final category is.

(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)...

'90s hip-hop jams.

Okay, y'all,
take a second to think about it.

Time's up. Go.

This is how we do it, I'm kinda buzzed...

...and it's all because
(This is how we do it)

South Central does it like nobody does
(This is how we do it)

To all my neighbors
you got much flavor...

...(This is how we do it)

Girls, you know you better watch out,

some guys, some guys
are only about...

That thing, that thing,

That girl is poisoon...

Never trust a big butt and smile,
that girl is poisoon..

Here we go yo, here we go yo

So what so what so what's
the scenario

Insane in da membrane
Insane in da brain.

I got all I need when I got you and I
I look around me, and see sweet life

I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight

You're gettin€™ me, gettin€™
me through the night

I'm sorry.

What '90s hip-hop jam is that again?

Um...

More like a 21 st century jam.

That's it. Yeah.
I wrote it.

Just stay calm.

You're saying it's an original?

Yes, I'm saying it's an original.

Boo.
(ALL BOOING)

BUMPER: Go home, little girl.

Our jam is covers.

We spit on originals.

What is your name?

Emily.

Emily.

I hate you.

In light of this embarrassing...

...and unprofessional information.

I am forced to declare...

I'm sorry, guys.

...Das Sound Machine is the winner.
DAS SOUND MACHINE: Yeah.

Whoo.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

(SINGING DANCE-POP SONG)

Hey, did you really write that?

You shouldn't have done that, Emily.

Now DSM thinks that
they have the drop on us.

I'm sorry. I panicked.

I understand if you want
me to crawl under a rock and die.

Hey, we don't want...

Hey, we don't want that.

JESSE: Hey, Becs,

let's go meet the Green Bay Packers.
Okay.

Whew.

Boo. (LAUGHING)

I'm just kidding.
Would you like to have sex later?

No.

So that's a 'no,' then?

Because with the wink,
and that's what...

It's 100% no.

I want it. Give me.

Dax. I swear, if this kid
was not my nephew...

Hey, I know you're crazy busy,

but have you had a chance
to check out those demos?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did.

This dead air between us is a good sign.

(SIGHS) Look,

you got a great ear,

you proved that in the booth,

and I was super excited
to hear what else you had...

...and what you gave me
was more mash-ups.

That's sort of what I do.

Listen, Reggie.
Is it 'Reggie'?

'Beca.'

Um, that happens a lot, though.
You'd be surprised.

Okay.

Here's the thing.

Um, any kid with ears
and a laptop can do that.

Dax can do that.

All right?
Right.

So that's fine if you want a career...

...deejaying raves out in the desert.

But if you want to write 'music producer'
on your tax forms someday,

then you've gotta have an original voice.
Do you understand?

You've gotta show me what you have.

Right now, what I have is
a demo with mash-ups on it.

Yeah, yeah.

I got lots of stuff to say.
I'm just saving it all up.

Look...

Uh...

What is it? 'Beca'?
Beca.

Okay, yeah.

So, you're an intern,

and everybody else in here is an intern.

You're talented,
everybody else in here is talented.

So what the hell makes you special?
Do you know what I mean?

That's good.

So what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna give you one more shot...

...to show me who you
are as an artist. Okay?

Do not waste it.

No, sir, will not waste it.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

I really hope you don't,
for your sake.

'Cause I would hate to think...

...that singing covers
in an a cappella group is all you can do.

Please replace the paper towels.

(PIANO NOTE PLAYING)

JESSE: (ON RECORDING)
Hey, it's Jesse. Text me.

Hey, it's me. Um...

Hey, so you might not be able
to hear this message,

because, it turns out,
I have nothing to say.

Um...

That's music industry speak for 'I suck.'

You're definitely asleep right now.

That's cool.

Text me when you're up.

Hey.

What?

A girl can't say she's going to grab...

...a smoothie and return 14 hours later?

There's nothing suspicious about that.

Why are you up so late anyways?

Um, I was just figuring some stuff out.

You're working on the set?

Um...

I'm not working on the set.
I'm just, like...

What?

Nothing. Doesn't matter.

(PIANO NOTE PLAYING)

If you did wanna share something with me,

your best friend.

I'm a great keeper of secrets.

I'm like a safe that locks,

with a key,

and the key is stashed
up my bum. Because...

It's fine.
Forget it. It's all good.

So this has nothing to do
with that internship that you sneak off to?

What?

Um...
Come on, Beca.

You know how we do
that thing every month...

...where I take $20 out of your purse
and you pretend not to notice?

I saw your ID badge in your bag.

Don't be mad.

(STAMMERING) I'm not mad, actually.

About the badge.

The money,
I wanna come back to.

Shh.

Let's just focus on your lie.

Beca,

why didn't you tell us?

Or at least Chloe.

I don't know. Just...
'Cause it's just easier.

There's, like, so much going on,
and Chloe would lose her mind...

...if she thought my sole focus
wasn't winning Worlds.

Sorry, it's just now I'm freaking out,

because it turns out,
like, I'm totally...

...not good enough to be a music producer.

Which is cool and fun to know
as I enter the rest of my life.

Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there.

You're the most
talented person that I know,

and I've met three of The Wiggles.

Intimately.

Oh.

Beca, do you know how awesome you are?

You're Beca effing Mitchell.

Okay?

You're 'The Big B.M.'

That's you.

And you're awesome.

Do you need some of my confidence?

'Cause I could maybe
tone mine down a notch.

Yeah, okay.

Then let me rub some out.

Oh, okay.

Wait. Think you need a bit more.

It comes from there?

Okay. Thank you.
You just need that.

I'm gonna get you the good stuff now.

No, I don't want butt confidence.

I don't want your butt confidence.

No. I have enough.

(SCREAMING) I have enough.

I have enough.

(MUMBLING)...

...(IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
I believe in you, Beca.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Come on.

Whoa.
Candles, cloth napkins,

foods other than salsa.
Yep.

This is a little classier
than our typical hook-ups.

Is it? Huh.

I have a patisserie,

some charcuterie,

and a huge bowl of exotic capers.

I didn't know what those were,
but they're like salty peas.

So.

I don't know if you've seen the news lately,

but there's a war.

And also, the economy...

...is dipping and ebbing and flowing.

Bumper, what's going on?

Now you're kind of creeping me out.

Okay, I guess I'll just lay it all out there.

The reason that I brought
you here tonight...

...was because I was thinking that...

...maybe, perhaps,

if you're interested...

This is harder than
I thought it was gonna be.

I wanna date you.

That's what I want.

Like for real.
Like a real couple.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Where we, like,
go out in public and hold hands...

...and ride bikes together.

Or we, like, go to
an orchard and pick apples.

Or we, like,
do one of those, like.

Build-A-Bear Workshops together,

and we build bears,

and you name one 'Bumper'
and I'll name one 'Fat Amy,'

and yours will be bigger
than mine and it'll be cute,

and we can put them on
our bed that we share.

What do you say?

No.

I don't...

I don't do that.

Yeah, that's cool.

It was a...
Cool.

It was a stupid idea anyways.
Yeah.

Obviously, we shouldn't do that.
We should just...

...go back to how things used to be...

...and just go at it on top of all this
expensive food that I bought.

Are you crying?

Nope.

No, I'm not.

Bumper.

Come on, you can't be serious.

I can't be tied down by anything.

I'm on a walkabout.

I'm a free-range pony that can't be tamed.

(MIMICKING HORSE TROTTING)...

...(MIMICS NEIGHING)

You know.

Okay.
I'm like a firework.

(MIMICS EXPLOSIONS)

I can't be tied down.
Okay.

Then that's it. Then I guess that's it, right?

Because I'm not gonna
keep going on like this.

Well...
Fine.

Fine, if that's how you feel,
then I think we're done.

I think it's over.

That's it?
That's it, then.

So it's over, then.

Fine. Then it's over.

Fine, then.

BUMPER: No.

Too late. You're too late.

I figured when we didn't do the serenade,

the back-up plan should be to play her off.

BUMPER: Turn around. Go back.

I don't wanna hear another peep.

(SINGING) Trebles for life

BUMPER: Benji.
I'm sorry.

EMILY: Hey, guys,
it's my first performance.

CHLOE: Calm down.
It's just a chance for us...

...to rehearse for Worlds.

As far as I can tell,
it's just for a bunch of old people.

(VOCALIZING)...

...(BEATBOXING IN GRUFF VOICE)

There's a full house out there.

How did we get this gig again?

They called us.

You know what, guys?

I know we're trying a lot of new stuff,

but I feel like we're gonna get out there...

...and we're gonna feel the energy...

...and we are just gonna nail all of it.

Sorry, these braids are so tight.

You know what?
I don't know. I don't know.

I have many, many doubts,

because if we fail this,
then we won't win the Worlds,

and if we don't win the Worlds,
there will be no more Bellas,

and without the Bellas,

then my life would have had no...

'Malaria.'

'Meaning,' Flo.

Three, two...

Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Let's Talk-Appella,

the portable podcast edition.

We are following the story
of the embattled Barden Bellas...

...on their road to redemption.

Trying to crawl their way
back into the public's affection.

And if they can just hold off...

...showing us any more of their genitalia,

they may make it to
the World Championship.

Well, I can't un-see it.

It's haunted me ever since.

Well, there's a picture of it right here.

No. This should not be
your screensaver, John.

JOHN: Stepping onto the stage,
the Barden Bellas.

You got me so wild,
How can I ever deny,

You got me so high,
So high I cannot feel the fire.

And you keep telling me,
Telling me that you'll be sweet,

And you'll never want to leave my side,
As long as I don't break these...

Promises, and they
still feel all so wasted on myself

Whoa.
All right.

This is some exciting stuff.
GAIL: So sassy.

I'€™m your dream girl, this is real love.

But you know what they
say about me

That girl is a problem

Girl is a problem, girl is
a problem problem

Sweat, dripping down your chest
Thinking '€˜bout your tattooed knuckles

On my thigh boy boy boy, cold
Shower… you got no, power to control

How I make you my toy toy toy
My hips rocking, as we keep lip locking

JOHN: Wow.
A lot going on up there.

I think this sounds good.

Honestly, my senses
are overwhelmed here, John.

JOHN: They might wanna
tone down the theatrics.

Let's hope there are no props.

GAIL: Oh, they brought
the props out, John.

JOHN: And there are the props.

This is more of a circus act than
an a cappella performance.

Gail, it's as if the Barden Bellas...

...just don't know who they are anymore.

(CONTINUES SINGING)

LILLY: Whoa.

GAIL: Look at this.

She's on fire. She's on fire.

CYNTHIA: Oh, my God.
I'm on fire.

JOHN: Now they lit one on fire.

Good day. Good heavens.
(GASPS) Oh.

FLO: Incoming.
CYNTHIA: Oh, my God.

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe, girl.
Fat Amy, I can't breathe.

GAIL: Beating DSM seems
impossible for this team.

Even these common people can see...

...that the Barden Bellas
have no shot at reinstatement.

They are an embarrassment...

...to a cappella and all that it stands for.

This is what happens
when you send girls to college.

Is it?

Is that for a class?

No, it's just when I get stressed,

words sort of flow right out of me...

...and I try and channel them
in my songwriting...

Are we just gonna ignore
what happened back there?

Guys, hello?

The Worlds are right around the corner...

...and you guys are acting like
we didn't just eat a big bag of... Ahhh.

Why are you yelling at me?

I almost burned to death
because of you a-ca-bitches.

If you almost died,
it was only because...

...you were standing in the wrong spot.

No. Flo flipped into me.

Sure. Blame the minority.

I'm black, gay, and a woman.

I'm not pointing the finger at anybody.

It was Legacy's fault.

Me? Wait, I didn't...

Obviously, we're not gonna
beat Das Sound Machine at their game.

So we need a new plan.
Like, now.

At times like these,
there's only one thing for us to do.

Fake your own death and flee the country.

CHLOE: Close.

We're going on a retreat.

KATHERINE: Look, I think the
retreat will be a good thing.

You girls need to bond
heading into Worlds.

It'll be so much fun.

I don't know.
No, Mom, it's bad. It's...

The girls are yelling at each other.
Oh, big deal.

I remember putting your godmother.

Maggie Pistol,
in a choke hold,

because she insisted
that George Michael was gay.

Who?
Oh.

I'm just worried that my
entire Bella career...

...will be that one terrible performance.

And I'll never get to solo
at Lincoln Center, you know?

But you're gonna get to go to Europe.

That would have been
the highlight of my college career.

And you girls can win it.

You have to win it.

You just made being a Bella
sound so amazing.

And it is amazing.

It's a sisterhood that is gonna
support you for the rest of your life.

I know you're not feeling it,

but you will.

This won't be the end of the Bellas.

Hey, Benji.

Emily.

Listen, I think you're missing a word here.
What's that?

Oh, God. No.
That's not... That isn't...

...what I meant. I just...

EMILY: I didn't think so.

That's really embarrassing.
No, it looks...

Syntax is usually my forte,

so I don't know how that happened.
Well, it looks great.

Thank you.
That's really sweet...

Um...

When my hands aren't
covered in glitter paint,

do you think maybe
we could try that again?

Yeah. Sure.

All right. Okay. Well...

...(STAMMERING) I'll look forward to that.

Just, you know,

let me know when they're clean.
That's...

I will.
All right.

You bet.
Okay.

All right. Have a good one.

CHLOE: Okay, girls.
Everyone, in the bus.

Go, go, go.

CHLOE: Let's go.
FLO: Okay.

CHLOE: Seatbelts.

(HONKING HORN)

EMILY: Good luck, Benji.

This place is sweet.

It's nice, right?

I need to find somewhere
to charge my laptop.

How'd you hear about this place?

From yours truly.

Hello, Bellas.

ALL: Aubrey.

AMY: Aubrey.
FLO: Aubrey.

Okay, girls.

Oh, wow. Hi.
You must be Emily.

EMILY: Hey, hey.
Hey. Hi.

Welcome to The Lodge at Fallen Leaves,

where Fortune 500 companies send...

...their employees to build teamwork skills.

You run this whole place?

You know,
I realized I had a knack for...

...barking orders and bending people's will.

So I made a career out of it.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Which reminds me,

fall in line, Bellas.

CYNTHIA: She ain't changed.

No slouching. No straggling.

I see you, Jessica.

It is with great sorrow and regret...

...that I had to watch
our once proud organization...

...become a national disgrace.

Can I have the keys to the minibar?

Zip it.

The Worlds signifies a shot at redemption.

You don't have a chance at winning...

...until you find your sound again.

You have totally lost your harmony.

So, for the next two days,

you will be doing everything
together until you regain it.

Ladies,
get ready to be transformed.

You are surrounded with
the strength of your fellow Bellas...

...and the support of a
proud female tradition.

And a few dozen bear traps.

So don't stray too far
from the marked paths.

Okay, great, let's go.
EMILY: All right.

Well, maybe I'll just start with a hot shower,

maybe a little foot rub.

Fat Amy, there are no guest rooms for you.

Then where are we staying?

I don't understand camping.

We're voluntarily living like dogs.

BECA: This is the worst.

The air we're breathing right
now is at least 90% fart.

That reminds me.

I need to see a man about a horse.

Oh.

Did anyone happen to pack
a spare roll of toilet paper?

Or a moist towelette?
CHLOE: Nope.

Anyone have a T-shirt,
size extra-small?

Okay.
Side of the tent it is.

(WHISPERING) What are we doing here?

We're bonding.

You seem so tense.
Do you need a back rub?

Several body parts are rubbing
my back right now, thank you.

You know, Beca,
we're very close,

but I feel like this retreat
is really gonna let us...

...discover everything about each other.

Is that right?

You know,
one of my biggest regrets...

...is that I didn't do enough
experimenting in college.

You're so weird.

Thanks.

I wanna go home.

I hope the sun never comes up.

(GASPS)

Why do I get the travel pillow?

Were you touching my goodies?

Yes.

AMY: Oh, guys,
I've got a little...

It won't...

I just need some help getting it out.

Can you sing something?

The pipe's a bit blocked.

(SINGING POP ROCK SONG)

AMY: Thanks, Chloe.

(ALL SINGING)

What kind of white shit is this?

AMY: Coming out like froyo now.

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

Up and at 'em, Bellas.
Come on. Let's go.

Let's go.
Let's wake up.

Let's do this.

Come on.
Pick up the pace, girls.

Come on.

Today we are going back to the basics...

...to re-learn how to sing as a group,

while also enduring death-defying
team-building trust exercises.

What a great idea.

AUBREY: Okay, so let's begin.

(SINGING BOOGIE-WOOGIE SONG)

Come on.

He was a famous trumpet
man from out Chicago way.

He had a boogie style that no
one else could play.

He was the top man
at his craft, but then...

...his number came up and he
was gone with the draft.

He's in the army
now. He's blowin' reveille.

He's the boogie woogie bugle
boy of company B.

You can't hurry love
No, you just have to wait

AUBREY: Trust your team.

She said love don't come easy
It's a game of give and take

EMILY: Careful, Fat Amy.
AMY: Turn me over.

Come on, lunch.

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada,
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here

AMY: She says she's Asian Jesus.

Creole lady Marmalade

Mmmbop, ba duba dop

Ba du bop, ba duba dop, Ba
du bop, ba duba dop

No, you're never gonna
get never ever gonna get it,

never gonna get it, it,
never gonna get it,

...(VOCALIZING)...

...(ALL SINGING)

Great.

Okay, that was two steps away
from being almost fine.

Sorry, what are we doing?

We're rediscovering our sound.

BECA: Are we?

'Cause it feels like we're
just singing songs...

...that would never go in our set.

CHLOE: Beca, come on.

No, none of us know
how to beat Das Sound Machine,

but I know it's not gonna be by doing this.

This is just an exercise
in finding harmony, Beca.

Sometimes you have to
break things down...

...before you can build them back up again.

I've got more important things to do.

What could be more important than this?

Nothing. Forget it.

No, you don't think
that we haven't all realized...

...you've been a little checked-out lately?

Come on, Beca, just tell her.

CHLOE: I heard that.

Tell me what?

Oh, you misunderstood me.
I clearly said...

...(MUMBLING NONSENSICALLY)

Listen, I don't want you guys to fight.

You're Beca and Chloe.
Together you're 'Bloe.'

And everyone loves a good bloe.

So...

Okay.

I've been interning at a recording studio...

...and a legit music producer
wants to hear my work.

God forbid I have something
going on outside this group.

Okay.

So why would you keep
something like that from us?

'Cause you're obsessed.
You all are.

We're graduating,
and the only person...

...thinking about life after the Bellas is me.

What is so wrong with
being focused on the Bellas?

This has been my family for seven years.

Yeah, 'cause you're too scared to leave.

Sack up, dude.

Girl fight.

Okay, so you've been lying
to us for the entire year...

...and now you're just gonna flake out?

Now you're gonna flake out when...

...the Worlds is, like,
right after graduation?

Oh, my God.
Enough about the Worlds. I...

I'm out of here.

Oh, okay, you're just gonna leave now?

BECA: We all have to,
eventually, Chloe.

It might as well be now.

Wait, Beca...

If you all knew what was good for you,
you'd follow me.

Beca, the sign.
(BECA SCREAMING)

BECA: Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, no, Beca. Beca.

BECA: What the hell?
I'm stuck.

I'm stuck. I'm seeing spots.
I'm seeing spots.

CHLOE: Well, well, well.

Look who needs our help.

BECA: Not cool, guys.

No, what's not cool is you
taking out your frustrations on us.

Really?
That's what you're gonna...

...say to me right now?

Help me. I'm dying. I'm dying.

(SCREAMS)
(ALL GASP)

We need to get her down.
We need a ladder.

No, we don't believe in ladders.
BECA: What?

They suggest a corporate hierarchy...

...that is counter-productive
to my team-building program.

What kind of operation
are you running here?

Seriously,
this whole place is, like.

full of booby traps.

And guess what?

Boobs should never be trapped.

Unless it's for support
if you have lower back issues.

Okay. If I'm about to die, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean any of that stuff I said.

I love all of you.
I love all of you awesome nerds,

and I love being a Bella.
I'm just so stressed out...

...right now... (SCREAMS)

Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.

Jessica and Ashley, I don't actually
know which one of you is which.

I'm Jessica.
I'm Jessica.

CHLOE: Don't worry,
we're gonna get you down. Focus up.

Get in formation,
we can do this. Flo, get up. Okay.

Fat Amy, come on.
AMY: Yes.

Let's focus.
Work together as a team.

Don't worry, Beca, we got...

...(ALL SCREAMING)

FLO: She's alive.
(PANTING)

I sleep upside down like a bat.

BECA: It's just everything's
changing so fast...

...and I'm putting all this pressure
on myself, you know?

I don't wanna fail.

But if you just would have said something...

Yeah, I know. But I'm weird about that stuff.

I thought I could figure it out on my own,
and I can't.

Maybe I don't have anything original to say.

I wish I could do what you do.

Well, I feel the same way about you.

You're so good,
it's intimidating.

All I've ever wanted is to be one of you.

Not a Legacy, but a Bella.

You are a real Bella.
CYNTHIA: Of course you're a Bella.

You are one of us.
You paid the registration fee.

That's for life, dude.

Do you wanna collaborate on something?

(CHUCKLES)

Wait. Are you being serious?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

Man. Yes. Who else feels
like a winner tonight?

(ALL CHEERING)

I know it doesn't seem like it,

but I'm afraid, too.

To move on, to graduate.

It's really scary.

Yeah, it actually does seem like it,

because you're barely holding it together.

Well, it doesn't have to be scary, Chloe.

When I was graduating,
I never pictured myself...

...running a retreat in
the middle of the woods,

but here I am.

Take it from someone who has
dealt with some serious control issues.

Like my dad always said,

in the minefield of life,

you must be prepared to lose both feet.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

And I think you all know what I mean.

I don't.

Then it's decided.

This year I will graduate.

The Worlds will be my swan song.

I mean it.
I'll pursue my passion.

I'll teach underprivileged
children how to sing,

or I'll dance exotically.

Whatever offers the most money.

CYNTHIA: Yo, check this out.

I'm moving to Maine to get hitched.

And all y'all can come.

Everybody's invited.

Yes, yes, yes.

Okay, okay, guys.
Stop asking. I'll tell you.

So, after I graduate
there's a chance I will be deported.

I will try to re-enter this country,

but I will probably die at sea.

So, let's live for tonight.
Yes.

Yeah.
(ALL CHEERING)

STACIE: Yes.
EMILY: All right.

Lilly, any plans?

Just gonna travel through time.

You know,
when I look back on this.

I won't remember
performing and competing.

I'm gonna remember you weirdos.

It makes me really sad to think...

...it won't ever be like this again.

I'm gonna miss you guys.

Me, too.
Me, too.

Yeah. Me, too.

I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way

And I sure would
like some sweet company

And I'm leaving tomorrow.
What d'you say?

When I'm gone, when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me everywhere, oh

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

Did we just find our sound?

I think we did.

My work here is done.

Thank you.

Fat Amy, you never told us
what you were gonna do after graduation.

AMY: Oh. Well...

Mmm.

No, I don't have any plans.

'Cause you guys know me,
I just love living in the moment.

Ashley, what are you gonna do after...

Actually, though,

if we were to stop and really think,

'What could Fat Amy
be capable of in the future?'

I'll tell you guys.

I'd be living somewhere,
like, sick, like Tulsa or Little Rock.

By day, I'm a professional jelly
wrestler for corporate events.

And then, every night,

it's just me cuddled up
with my fiancé, Bumper, and...

Oh, wait.

I'm in love with Bumper.

Mmm-hmm.
Yeah.

Okay, I've done something terrible,

and I'm not talking about crop-dusting
Chloe and Beca right now.

Apologize for that.

You guys,
I need to go right now.

And I need to win back my man.

Screw your judgments.

(ALL ENCOURAGING)

Go get him, Fat Amy.

(SCREAMING)

AMY: Guys, what happened?

Shake it off, Amy.

CYNTHIA: That was bad.

AMY: Somebody bring a s'more.

BENJI: I give you our next album cover.

Look at him.

I did it all myself today.

Now, I know that I only have one vote...

BENJI: You got no votes, man.
You're not in the group, so...

Okay, well,
that hurts my feelings.

It's just the truth,
is the thing.

Well, that hurts my feelings.

With my vote,
I vote 'no' to the pig...

...and 'yes' to this gloriousness.

BENJI: Yeah, it's great.
We'll put it to a vote later.

No.

AMY: Bumper, I'm coming.

Many times I've tried to tell you
Many times I've cried alone

Always I'm surprised how well you
Cut my feelings to the bone

Don't wanna leave you really
I've invested too much time

To give you up that easy

To the doubts that
complicate your mind

We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder

Nope. Turn it around.

We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under

Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better

I don't wanna see you.

We belong, we belong together

Whew. Really misjudged
the size of this lake.

Why didn't she just walk around the lake?

Fat Amy doesn't do anything small.

Yes, I've been using my shower shoes.

Okay, I love you, too.
Here she is.

What up, Mrs. Junk?

Have we become a habit?
Do we distort the facts?

Now, there's no looking forward
Now, there's no turning back, when...

Go.

Well, what are you doing?

I'm soloing, here.

(HONKING HORN) Whatever.

We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder

We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under

Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better

...together~~~

Close your eyes and try to sleep now
Close your eyes and try to dream

Clear your mind and do your best
To try and wash the palette clean

We can't begin to know it
How much we really care

I hear your voice inside me

I see your face everywhere,
still you say

We belong to...

.. thunder~~~

Well, all right.

All right, let's go.
Into the house.

AMY: Give me that neck.

I mean, we can do...
Do you want it...

Do you feel like you'd
want to layer a bunch of voices?

I think in the beginning
it could definitely build.

I think it starts out light, though.

Get your cute butt in the studio, then.

Don't tell my boss that
we were in here, by the way.

(SINGING) I got all I need
when I got you and I...

'Cause I look around me
and see a sweet life

This is... Wow.

It's the real deal.

Yeah, don't touch anything, Legacy.

You're very pretty,
but you seem clumsy.

Great.

Okay.

Can't lie it's a sweet life...

...(INAUDIBLE)

I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight

You're getting me
Getting me through the night...

...(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER)

You're my flashlight

You're my flashlight

You're my flashlight

Okay, so you produced this?

Uh, yes. Emily wrote it.

Mmm-hmm. Who's Emily?
I am.

This tall drink of water, right there.
Hey. Emily.

Well...

Um... (MUMBLING)

I don't... I don't...
I don't like it.

What it is, is I don't like it when
people can do what I can do.

You know, in a manner of speaking,
it's threatening.

But, you just did it.

And I have a...

...(MUMBLING)

I have a few notes
that I assume that you're open to.

Yes.
Um, but this is a solid demo,

with real potential.

Yeah, I look forward to working together.

It's nice to meet you.

What is it? Elizabeth?
Emily.

Emily.
Elizabeth? What?

Emily. Thank you.
Thank you.

Oh.
I gotta jump on a call.

Yeah, no.
No, get it in there.

Get it in there. Attagirl.

You want one of these?
Oh, hey.

You want one of those?
There you go. Attagirl.

Ow.

Good job, Reggie.

(WHISPERING) I'm Reggie.

Oh, my God, I was so nervous
I didn't know what to say.

Oh, my God.

You're all sweaty.

We're gonna be late.

We're taking the photo with or without you.

We're taking the photo with or without you.

EMILY: Everybody get together.
No, no, no, together.

ALL: One, two, three.
Bellas for life.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay. So, is there a
restaurant in this town...

...that serves something other than fish?

I did see a KFC back there.

Nope. All fish. I checked.

Guys, over here.
Come this way.

BECA: Oh, Chloe,
I'm coming for ya.

CHLOE: Whoo-hoo. College graduates.

Spreading my wings, y'all.

There are so many fresh Danishes here.

I swear, if I wasn't recently locked down.

I would tear a hole through this city.

This place is so smelly and rainy.

Why do Americans ever leave America?

AMY: Culture, design, history.

FLO: I'm not copen-hating this place.

BECA: I'm starving.

EMILY: Yeah, why don't we go visit
Hayden Christian Andersen's house?

AMY: That guy?
But he was pretty crap...

...in the Star Wars prequels.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

Well, here we are.

Do you think the stage is
big enough for what we want to do?

FLO: You're kidding, right?
It's huge.

You guys think it'll work?

It'll work for us.
That's what matters.

Let's go.

FLO: Let's do this thing.

AMY: Whoo.

CHLOE: Everyone knows
where to meet, right?

CYNTHIA: Yeah, we know.

BECA: All right.
Safety first, Flo.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)...

...(SPEAKING FRENCH)...

...(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Here it is, folks.
The granddaddy of them all.

The World Championship of A Cappella.

Tonight, groups from
around the globe duke it out...

...for the title of A-ca World Champion.

And, of course, representing America,
the embattled Barden Bellas.

The Bellas, making one last attempt
to repair a damaged legacy...

...by becoming the first
American team to claim the title.

Can they do it, John?

Theoretically, yes, Gail.

Realistically, absolutely not.
Those girls are dead to me.

So many countries
represented here tonight, John.

We saw in rehearsal
an incredible group from the Philippines.

What were they called?

'The Ladyboys.'

That wasn't the
name of the group, I don't think.

I think that's how
they described themselves.

That's right.
They're 'Manila Envy.'

Manila Envy.

You know,
I spent some time with...

...some ladyboys, uh,
in the Philippines myself.

Not surprising.

Very interesting young men.

Doing amazing things with their mouths,
I presume.

When we go back to the stage,
I'll do a few for you here.

Uh, you know,
we can get to it, I think.

Okay.

You know, maybe when
the Koreans are out there,

because no one cares
about the Korean group.

Love that barbeque.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you...

You know, anything to support the Bellas.

Wow. I...

Now I'm the one who can't speak.

I'm just so freaking nervous.

Oh, my God. Don't be.

You'll be great.

I mean, we heard you guys rehearsing,
like, 24/7.

So I'll... I should probably go find my seat.

Yeah.

But before I go, I just...

I have something for you.

Oh...

I'm so sorry. I thought that
that was going in a different direction.

That's my bad.
EMILY: No, no, I liked it.

Em, you ready?

Yeah. Yeah,
I'll be right there.

Benji.

Okay. Well, break a leg.

(SINGING POP SONG)...

...(SINGING IN SPANISH)...

...(SCATTING)...

...(SINGING IN ENGLISH)...

...(SINGING IN HINDI)...

...(SINGING IN ENGLISH)

ALL: DSM. Ja.
DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

(TEAM SINGING IN HINDI)

DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

DSM. Ja.

(CROWD CHEERING)

GAIL: Ooh.
JOHN: Well done.

There they go,
the Indian group,

the Naan-Stops,

running off stage
to take a few more of our jobs.

I thought the little one was spicy.
(JOHN LAUGHS)

ALL: DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

JOHN: And coming up next,
Das Sound Machine.

GAIL: A crowd favorite, John.

ALL: DSM. Ja.
DSM. Ja. DSM. Ja.

KOMMISSAR: Hear that?

They chant. For us.

Now, don't cry too hard
when you lose, huh?

Makes eyes puffy.

Your hands are so soft.

I'm sorry, I don't speak 'loser.'
What did you say?

She actually speaks eight languages,

but 'loser' is not one of them.

Everything must come to an end.

Even the Bellas.

PIETER: Take care and lose nice.

Huh, your sweat smells like cinnamon.

Damn it.

(ALL CHEERING)...

...(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
OVER PA IN DANISH)

FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
...Das Sound Machine.

B-B-B-Be careful making
wishes in the dark, dark

Can't be sure when they've
hit their mark

And besides in the mean, mean time
I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart

I'm in the de-details with the devil

So now the world can never
get me on my level

I just gotta get you
off the cage, I'm a young...

...lover's rage, Gonna need
a spark to ignite

My songs know what
you did in the dark

So light 'em up, up,
up, Light 'em up, up, up.

Light 'em up, up, up, I'm on fire.

'Cause I never been
defeated and I won’t stop now...

...keep your hands up
put em in the sky

For the homies didn'€™t make
it and my folks locked down...

...make millions every year, an
international champion

'Cause all I do, all I,
all I, all I, all I do is...

All I do is win, win, win no matter what

Got money on my mind
I can never get enough

And every time I step up in the building

Everybody hands go up
And they stay there, and the stay there.

GAIL: They've got the crowd going wild.

BECA: Okay, shake it off.

BOTH: DSM. DSM.

Das Sound Machine.

An incredible performance
once again from the German group.

I'm telling you, Gail, though,

if the Bellas of old show up tonight,

this could be the most significant conflict...

...between America and Germany in history.

Crack a book, John.

Pass one down to your friends.
Here you go. Thank you.

All right, here you go, buddy.

Thanks, man.

Where have you been?

You have no idea, dude.

Final performance, guys.

We need to get out there and beat DSM.

This one's for us.

Guys, there's gonna be
some haters out there.

They're gonna look at us, Team USA,

and be like, 'Why is the most
talented one Australian?'

Well, guess what. I am fat.
So that is close enough.

We are gonna show them who we are.

A bunch of ethnically diverse,

for the most part feminine,

amazing singers.

ALL: Yeah.

Let's just go out there and ac' the world.

CHLOE: Yes.

Yeah.
Yes.

John, it's possible we are watching...

...the last hurrah of the Barden Bellas.

It's going to be very hard to pull this off,

and if they don't,

they are out of business
as an a cappella group.

It is over.

AMY: All right. Let's do this.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
...Barden University's Bellas.

Yes.
Whoo.

That's my girl.

Beca.

Who run the world? Girls.

Who run this motha? Girls.

Who run the world? Girls.

Hey, bring it on baby, all your friends
You're the shit and I love that body

You wanna ball, let's mix it,
I swear you're good, I won't tell nobody

You got a BFF.

I wanna see that girl, it's
all women invited

Hair do's and nails,
that Louis, Chanel all up in the body

Where them girls at, girls at?

We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder

Who are we? What we run?
The world ( who run the world, girls. )

When tomorrow comes
I'll be on my own

Feeling frightened of
The things that I don't know

When tomorrow comes

And though the road is long
I look up to the sky

GAIL: Is it possible the Barden Bellas...

...are doing an original song?

I got all I need when I got you and I
I look around me, and see sweet life

I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight

You're gettin me, gettin
me through the night

Can'€™t stop my heart
when you shinin’ in my eyes

I can'€™t lie, it’s a sweet life

I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight

You're gettin€™ me through the night

GAIL: Look at this.

JOHN: It looks like
the Barden Bellas are being...

...joined on stage by generations of Bellas,

going all the way back to the beginning.

Cause you're my flash light

You're my flash light,
you're my flash light

I got all I need when I got you and I
I look around me, and see sweet life

I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight

You're gettin€™ me through the night

Can'€™t stop my heart
when you shinin€™ in my eyes

I can'™t lie, it'€™s a sweet life

I'm stuck in the dark
but you're my flashlight

You're gettin€™ me through the night

Cause you're my flash light

You're my flash light,
you're my flash light

You're gettin me
through the night

You're gettin€™ me
through the night

...(CROWD CHEERING)

Whoo.

JOHN: 'Simple,' 'raw,'
'vulnerable,' 'exposed.'

I've been called a lot of things, Gail.
But let me add one more.

I'm impressed.

I thought you were gonna say 'gay.'

BENJI: Emily.
Yeah.

Emily.

Emily. Emily.

Whoo. Whoo.

Bellas. Bellas. Bellas.

ALL: (CHANTING) Bellas. Bellas. Bellas.

Oh. They have touched every person here.

They've touched me, John.

Well, everyone has touched you, Gail,

but this is something else.

It's ceremonial,

and you should definitely not drink it...

'cause it is essentially poison.

Terrible for you.
Okay.

Okay.
Great.

Ooh. It smells like cherries and vanilla.

CHLOE: Okay, repeat after me.

'I...' Sing your name.

I...

...(SINGING) Emily...

Okay.

'Promise to uphold the ideals
of a Bella woman forever.'

Promise to uphold the ideals
of a Bella woman forever.

And that's it.
That's the end of the speech.

Nothing weird happens after that.

These are for you.

Don't go in the basement,
it's haunted.

AMY: Wait.

One last thing.

Yes, every Bella must christen the house...

...by sliding down the staircase.

Seriously?

It's tradition.
Yeah.

Don't worry. I'll show you.

Behold.

(AMY GROANING)...

...(PANTING)

Crushed it.

Good form.

Now I'm ready to move on.

Legacy, you're up.

EMILY: All right, I'm ready.

Let's do this.

(PIANO PLAYING)...

...(SINGING SLOW
POP SONG)

Yes.

(CONTINUES SINGING)

You can't.

You can't turn back around.
That's not part of the rules.

That's not...

...(MOUTHING) That bad?

Thank you so much, Pharrell.

Adam, turn around.

Everybody's doing it, baby.
They love me.

America loves me.

(CONTINUES SINGING)

And I give myself to you.

And you. And you. And you.

And you, America.

Whoo.

Hey, man.
BUMPER: Yes. Yes, Blake.

What's your name, brother?

I don't even know right now.

Hey, just do me a favor, man.

Please, under no circumstances,
choose me for your coach.

I just want to put that out there.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Okay.

So, you have a lot of personality.
And I love that.

Thank you.

You're interesting,
and I can work with interesting.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

All of the coaches at my disposal.

I'm gonna have to choose

Christina.

Whoo.

Yay.

This is awesome.

Thank you so much.
You're welcome.

Oh, my God.

Whoa. Okay, okay, okay.

Thank you.
Okay.

Thank you so much.

Aah. Besties.

Hey, Mom. Hey.

Hey, Amy.