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- Ruby? Hey, Ruby.
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Ruby, good morning.
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Buenos días.
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- Oh. Morning.
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- Something wrong
with your room?
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- No, no, um.
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I--I came out here last night
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because I thought
Isla would show up.
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But I guess I fell asleep.
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- Yes, you did.
All you all right?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah--man.
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Oh, my back's a little
pissed off at me.
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I just don't get it.
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Why does she keep ghosting me?
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- I don't know, Ruby.
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But my advice--when someone
shows you who they are,
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you believe them.
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Now, come on.
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It's almost time
to meet the plane.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh. A honeymoon?
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- Just the opposite.
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- A divorce?
- Not that opposite.
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- Meet Laura Turner.
- Hi.
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I'm your host, Elena Roarke,
and this is my associate, Ruby.
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Welcome to Fantasy Island.
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- Thank you.
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- What a beautiful dress.
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- Uh, yeah, I guess it is.
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Do you get a lot
of jilted brides on the island?
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- Um, you're the first one.
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- Yippee.
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- You've been
through a lot, Laura.
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David's going to take
your luggage to your suite,
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and then we can talk.
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- No luggage. It's just me.
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♪ ♪
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- Mm.
- Okay.
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- You know, I haven't
even really cried yet.
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I mean, I keep
thinking I will, but--
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no.
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- Well, just in case--
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they're the good ones,
but with aloe.
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- Why don't you tell us
what happened?
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- I was supposed to get married
three days ago, and my fi--
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my ex-fiancé, Brad,
didn't show up.
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- Mm. Did he say why?
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- He just texted, "Laura,
I'm sorry, I can't marry you."
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That's it.
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Now you know as much as I do.
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- Ouch.
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- I mean, I thought
we were so happy.
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- Were you fighting
more than usual?
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- We had this disagreement
about the seating arrangements
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during rehearsal dinner,
and there were
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a couple other little things.
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But, I mean,
that's normal, right?
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- Mm. Yeah.
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- Three days before
Mel and I got married,
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I locked myself in the bathroom
over the color of the napkins.
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I just--I don't understand
what happened.
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- Do you need to take that?
- No.
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No, that is my parents
trying to find me.
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- And you don't want
to be found?
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- Not by them.
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They are the last people
that I need to see right now.
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- You don't get along?
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- Theydon't get along.
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If you knew them,
you'd understand.
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I'm an only child
of a really bad divorce.
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So if I talk to my dad,
my mom gets upset.
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And if I talk to my mom,
my dad gets upset.
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It's been that way
since I was 12.
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So it's just easier
right now if I don't
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have to deal with either one.
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- Sounds difficult.
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- Yeah.
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Luckily, I had this
imaginary friend,
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Peaches, to complain to.
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She got me
through the worst of it.
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- Mine was Jasmine.
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- So what can the Island
do for you, Laura?
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- Well, I've never felt
more alone or unloved.
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So my fantasy would be
to feel loved completely.
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- I understand.
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Completely.
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And you will, I promise.
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- I'll take you to your suite.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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- Hi.
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Laura's veil.
She left it in the plane.
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- Oh, I'll make sure
she gets it.
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That's very sweet of you.
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- I'm a very sweet guy.
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- Well, if you're such
a sweet guy,
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maybe you want
to cheer up a friend.
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- You?
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- No.
- Um, Ruby.
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She feels down about Isla,
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and I think a dinner
with friends would help.
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- A friend dinner, for Ruby?
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- Yeah,
just friends hanging out.
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You, me, Ruby, and Segundo.
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- I like to hang out
with friends.
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- Great.
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I'll see you tomorrow at 7:00.
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- I'll bring the wine.
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Bye.
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♪ ♪
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- And here we are.
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Okay, you'll find
some clothes inside
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just in case you feel
like changing, okay?
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All right, you just let me know
if you need anything else.
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- Right.
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- Oh, and, um,
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I'm going through
some heartbreak of my own.
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Nothing like what
you're going through,
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but, uh, I'm a sympathetic ear
if you need one.
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- I'll be fine.
- I know you will be.
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- Uh, Ruby?
- Yes?
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- What happens now?
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- Oh, well, now,
your fantasy begins.
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This sucks.
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- Ha, I got you!
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Ta-da!
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- Peaches?
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- Laura?
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Hey!
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- Oh, I love you!
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- Oh, I love you too!
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- Oh, I've missed you.
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- Oh, same.
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- But you can't be real.
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- Oh, yes, I can be real.
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You want to check my heartbeat?
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- Wait--wait, what?
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Did my boobs finally come in?
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Oh, and they're nice!
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Oh, and look at you, Laura.
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You are so beautiful.
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We are totally hot.
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So what should we do first?
Maybe go to the mall?
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- I don't think that
there's a mall here.
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- Okay, well, do you want
to tell me what's wrong?
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If I'm here,
it means you need me.
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- Well, I'm supposed
to be on my honeymoon.
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My fiancé left me at the altar.
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- Oh, no, that's bad.
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- It's not good.
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- Well, everything's going
to be okay because everything's
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great when we're together.
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- You know what?
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You're right.
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- Oh, no!
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Wait, where's your necklace?
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- My BFF necklace?
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- Oh, um, it didn't--it didn't
really go with this dress,
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but I for sure
have it someplace.
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Um, wait--
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♪ ♪
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Is this my old bedspread?
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And all of my old posters?
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I am seriously
reverting right now.
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- I still can't believe
you liked the Backstreet Boys.
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- Um, Backstreet Boys
were amazing.
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- Ooh, yeah.
That's your bedspread.
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That's where I spilled
the red nail polish
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and you couldn't get it out.
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- Okay, seriously,
why are all of these things
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from my old room here?
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- Don't know, don't care.
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Come on, let's go down
by the pool and order,
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like, ten root beer floats.
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Come on!
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Okay!
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- ♪ Oh, it's time
for a holiday ♪
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- Wait, that's Brad?
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- Isn't he cute?
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- I guess.
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But he's old. Like, 30.
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- I'm old. Like, 30.
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Oh, right, oops.
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- You know who else is 30?
- Who?
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- I'm looking at her.
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- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Ladies, what can I get you?
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- Can you--do you see her?
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- You mean the woman
sitting right next to you?
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- Never mind, uh, we'll take
two root beer floats, please.
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- Oh, add alcohol, please.
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We're legal.
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- Alcohol?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Any particular kind?
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- Uh, one of the clear ones?
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- Vodka.
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- You got it, all right.
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- You know what?
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I've been thinking, and I
realize that Brad is a loser.
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- You think?
- Yes!
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He had the chance
to marry you and he didn't?
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Loser.
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Well, look at all
of your amazing qualities--
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you're beautiful.
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- I'm pretty.
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- And you're super smart.
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- I'm smart, I'm not,
like, super smart.
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- And you read tons.
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Oh, and you're really good
at making collages.
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- I do make amazing collages.
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- You're funny, you're loyal,
and you smell good.
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- Ooh, you know what
didn't smell good?
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Brad's feet every night
when he gets into bed.
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- Wait, you sleep together?
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- Oh, we do a lot
of things together.
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Uh--did.
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- Well, tell me
something else
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that's awful
about Brad the loser.
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- Oh, he hates salads.
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And he'll spend all day
watching sports,
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and doesn't even care about it.
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Oh, and he never listens
to his voicemail.
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- Loser.
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- Such a loser.
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- Oh, that's probably
Brad the loser
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calling to grovel right now.
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- It's just one of my parents.
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- Ugh, them.
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- Exactly.
- Root beer floats...
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- Ooh!
- With vodka.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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Can I get you anything else?
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- Yes, yes, you can.
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You can get me your sharpest
pair of scissors, please.
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- Okay, you got it.
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- What are the scissors for?
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- You'll see.
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- Uh, what are you doing?
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- This.
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And this!
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- Okay, I like it, but why?
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- It's a constant reminder
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of Brad the loser!
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What kind of monster doesn't
show up for his own wedding?
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He doesn't deserve me.
- That's right.
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Loser!
- Loser!
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- Loser! Yes!
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- I can't believe
how good this feels!
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- Ooh!
♪ Brad is a loser! ♪
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♪ Brad is a loser! ♪
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- Cut, cut, cut!
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♪ Brad is a loser,
Brad is a loser ♪
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♪ Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad,
Brad is a loser ♪
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♪ Brad is a loser ♪
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♪ Brad is a loser! ♪
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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- You wanted to see me?
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- Yeah, are you free
for dinner tomorrow?
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- Mm, what's the occasion?
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- Oh, no occasion.
Just a pick me up.
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I'm also inviting
Javier and Segundo.
261
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,900
- Oh, I would love to come.
262
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,903
Oh, and by the way, I saw Laura
leaving the pool with someone.
263
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,427
Looks like she might
have made a new friend.
264
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,995
- Actually, it's an old friend.
265
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,127
Peaches.
- Peaches?
266
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:21,610
This island never disappoints.
267
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,481
But I'm happy for Laura.
268
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,570
You know, every girl
needs a wingman,
269
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,485
and I'm lucky you're mine.
270
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,622
♪ ♪
271
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,102
- ♪ Loser Brad!
Loser Brad! ♪
272
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:38,148
♪ Loser Brad, loser Brad,
Brad, you a loser! ♪
273
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:41,238
♪ Cut it, cut it, cut it,
cut, cut it, cut it ♪
274
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:44,851
♪ Loser Brad, loser Brad,
loser, loser, loser Brad ♪
275
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:48,419
♪ Loser Brad, loser Brad,
loser, loser, loser Brad ♪
276
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,813
- Oh, my God.
277
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,772
Oh, my God, what did I do?
278
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:56,471
- You shredded Brad the loser!
279
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,647
- This belonged
to Brad's great-grandmother.
280
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,388
It was part
of her wedding dress,
281
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,825
and he wanted it to be
282
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,305
the something blue
that was part of mine.
283
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:09,310
And I shredded it.
284
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,355
- Well, he shredded your heart,
and that's worse.
285
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,489
No!
286
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,492
No, no, no--don't cry
over Brad the loser!
287
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,538
- Oh, but he's--
- he's not a loser.
288
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,584
I mean, he's actually
really wonderful.
289
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,238
- Well, I doubt it.
290
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,500
- No, it's true.
291
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,415
He is sweet and funny,
292
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,810
and he let me name our dog
Hermione.
293
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,637
He makes me chicken soup
when I'm sick,
294
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,117
and not from the can.
295
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,727
From scratch.
296
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:39,296
And he calls me when he's
coming home late from work.
297
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:43,257
And he makes me laugh harder
than anyone ever.
298
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,563
- Well, what about me?
299
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,653
- You're amazing, Peaches.
300
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,046
But you're not real.
301
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,833
Most of the time.
302
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,404
And I miss him.
303
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,193
- No, don't cry.
304
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:09,370
Don't cry--everything's
going to be okay.
305
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,372
- Brad!
306
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,505
Brad!
307
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,899
Oh, Brad!
308
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,252
Oh, Brad!
309
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:28,998
♪ ♪
310
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,306
- Ruby?
311
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,311
What are you doing out here?
312
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,703
- I've been waiting for you.
313
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,053
Where have you been?
314
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,837
- It's hard to explain.
315
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,665
- Then try--
help me understand.
316
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,624
- I'm supposed to stay away,
317
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,539
but I can't.
318
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,106
I--I had to come back.
319
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,412
I had to tell you.
320
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,675
- What?
321
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,503
- That I love you.
322
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:07,297
♪ ♪
323
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:24,836
- Hmm?
324
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:30,755
What?
325
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:46,162
♪ ♪
326
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,698
Hello?
327
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,744
Hello?
328
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,832
Yeah, hi.
329
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:06,966
Okay, sure, yeah--I'll be--
330
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,184
I'll be right there.
331
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,403
Okay.
332
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:16,453
♪ ♪
333
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:28,596
♪ ♪
334
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,163
- Thank you for coming.
335
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,817
- Something wrong?
- Not exactly.
336
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:33,993
- Okay.
337
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,172
- Laura!
338
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,651
- What are you doing here?
339
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,131
- Why haven't you
answered your phone?
340
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,525
- And who in the world
is Peaches?
341
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:51,575
♪ ♪
342
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,454
- Just so you know, sweetheart,
I have updated
343
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,151
everyone who wasn't there.
344
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,719
So you don't have
to call anyone.
345
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,721
- Thanks, Mom,
that's so amazing
346
00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:08,462
that you handled that for me.
347
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,029
- The Costelinas were
especially upset.
348
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,118
Cousin Lily was sobbing.
Aunt Frida too.
349
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:17,079
I mean, the whole process
really took a lot out of me.
350
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,253
- I'm sorry.
351
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,214
Thank you for--for helping.
- Mm-hmm.
352
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,780
- Your mother lives for drama.
353
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:23,867
An email would have been fine.
354
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:24,868
She wanted to make those calls.
355
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,089
- You are a Neanderthal.
356
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,309
- Dealing with those vendors,
now, that was the real crisis.
357
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,701
I took care of everything,
sweetie.
358
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:31,876
- Well, thank you.
359
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,401
- It's not that hard
to write a check.
360
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:38,144
- Speaking of which,
I want you to write down
361
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,145
every hurtful thing
Brad's done to you.
362
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,711
- I'm sorry, what?
363
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,104
- Big thing, small things.
364
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,453
I already wrote down
the whole no-show thing.
365
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,889
Doesn't have to be this second,
but it really should
366
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,543
be within the next 48 hours.
367
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:47,762
I've got a lawyer on retainer.
368
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,720
- You want to sue her fiancé?
369
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,287
- Dad, that's really
not necessary.
370
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:54,116
- Arthur, our daughter
is in pain.
371
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,336
You stop thinking about money.
372
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:59,339
You cannot put a dollar figure
on emotional trauma.
373
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,428
- Well, I remember yours
having a pretty specific one.
374
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,212
- Oh, hey, has anybody
tried this frittata?
375
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,694
- You are asking her
to further humiliate herself
376
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,565
so you can feel
like a big shot.
377
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,132
- I think it's asparagus,
maybe some spring vegetables.
378
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,525
- I'm trying to protect her.
379
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,483
Oh, now you want
to protect her?
380
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,224
- What's that supposed to mean?
381
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,747
- How about the time
you took her to Hawaii, hmm?
382
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,967
And that other woman was there?
383
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,708
Laura was totally blindsided.
384
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,579
- That other woman has been
my wife for almost 20 years,
385
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,538
Melanie, you know her name.
386
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,366
- Uh, excuse me,
I'll be right back.
387
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,976
- Okay.
388
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,109
How is it protecting a girl
when all they do
389
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,806
is learn that
women can always be
390
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,721
traded in for a younger model?
391
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:37,028
- Stephanie is four years
younger than you, Melanie.
392
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,727
- You called my parents?
What were you thinking?
393
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,730
- I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
Please don't be mad at me.
394
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,080
You were just really, really
sad, and I was freaking out,
395
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,081
and I didn't know
what else to do.
396
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,605
- But I told you
what they were like.
397
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,564
I mean, they're pretty much
the entire reason you exist.
398
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:53,219
- But I was just thinking
maybe you were exaggerating.
399
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,655
You know, we were kids.
400
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,526
And sometimes
kids are dramatic.
401
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,615
But now I see that they're
really, really bad.
402
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,444
- Yeah, which is why
I didn't want them to find me.
403
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,664
Because now everything
is about their feelings,
404
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,927
and I haven't even taken
the time to deal with mine.
405
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,190
- I know, I'm sorry, my bad.
406
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,453
But I mean,
now that they're here,
407
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,890
maybe, I don't know,
you can talk to them.
408
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,328
- I was talking to them
until I started getting
409
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,112
pelted with raspberries.
410
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,114
- No, they were talking at you.
411
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,638
So I was thinking maybe
you could tell them
412
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,553
about how you feel about them.
413
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,860
- Oh, no--no way. Hard pass.
- No, come on.
414
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,296
- No, you know,
no, you know what?
415
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,559
I will deal with my parents.
You just go away.
416
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,518
I don't need to take advice
from somebody
417
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,259
who still fantasizes about
kissing Justin Timberlake.
418
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,609
- Wha--like you don't!
419
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:45,445
♪ ♪
420
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:50,711
- Um, what did you mean
last night
421
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:54,018
when you said that you're
supposed to stay away from me?
422
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:58,197
- It's complicated, Ruby.
423
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,981
- Hold on--
424
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,681
Did someone tell you
to stay away from me?
425
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:09,599
I don't want
to lie to you.
426
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,557
- Then don't.
427
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,083
- It was Roarke.
428
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,433
Roarke told me to stay away.
429
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,960
- But she doesn't
even know you.
430
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,267
I mean, you don't know her.
431
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:29,010
- Actually, we go way back.
432
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:32,927
- This doesn't make any sense.
433
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:36,365
Roarke cares about me,
she wants me to be happy.
434
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:39,194
- There's a lot about
Elena Roarke you don't know.
435
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,285
- There's a lot about you
that I don't know.
436
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:49,204
The Roarkes and my
people have a long history.
437
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:53,034
And it hasn't always been
a positive one.
438
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:56,690
- Okay.
439
00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,128
It's time you tell me
who you really are.
440
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:03,523
Whatyou really are.
441
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:07,875
- I think you already know.
442
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:12,967
♪ ♪
443
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:25,980
♪ ♪
444
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:38,297
- Sorry, but this is
for your own good.
445
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,560
Also, that haircut
was super cute.
446
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,611
- You lied to me.
447
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,919
You made me think that Isla was
ghosting me when it was you?
448
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,964
You--you told her
to stay away from me?
449
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,575
- Okay, Ruby--
450
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,272
- No, you're supposed
to be my friend.
451
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,666
- I am your friend.
That's why I did it.
452
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,059
- Well, I'm supposed to be
living my authentic truth.
453
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,060
I mean, that's what you said.
454
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:04,192
- And you are.
455
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:07,064
- What if Isla is my truth?
456
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,588
- But she's not.
457
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,329
- You don't get
to decide that, Elena.
458
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,679
- Listen to me--
459
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,203
there are things that
you don't understand.
460
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:16,422
- Like what?
461
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,511
The fact that she's a mermaid?
I know.
462
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:20,817
- Yes--es una sirenita!
463
00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,819
And she may not lure
your ship into the rocks
464
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,126
like in legends, but she's
dangerous nonetheless, Ruby.
465
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,780
- Well, not to me!
466
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,477
- You and I were
called to this island
467
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:31,437
because we have a purpose.
- Oh, stop!
468
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,178
You walk around here
in your white suits
469
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,833
and your cryptic
words of wisdom.
470
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:40,184
But you're a liar!
471
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:42,099
- I'm trying to protect you.
472
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,536
She's in your head.
473
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,276
- You don't know what
you're talking about.
474
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,061
- You know that song
you keep hearing?
475
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,193
She put it there.
476
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:52,588
Ruby, come on, you're smart.
477
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:55,243
You can't trust her.
478
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:58,768
- You're the one
I can't trust, Elena.
479
00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:05,514
♪ ♪
480
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:22,052
♪ ♪
481
00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:23,663
- Hey!
482
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,229
I see you're getting
a head start.
483
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,622
- Oh.
- Am I early?
484
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:30,017
- I'm so sorry, Javier,
I forgot to cancel.
485
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,714
It's not happening.
486
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,586
- How come?
487
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:36,284
- Well, Ruby and I,
we had a disagreement.
488
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:38,721
- You want to talk about it?
489
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,288
- No.
490
00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:41,550
- That's too bad
because I'm staying.
491
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,294
So what was the fight about?
492
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:51,647
It wasn't a fight, it was--
493
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:54,041
yeah, it was a fight.
494
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:56,957
Big one.
495
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,264
Ruby's about to make
an enormous mistake, and I'm--
496
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:01,483
I was trying to protect her.
497
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:06,706
- And?
498
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:08,708
- And I may have told a little
white lie in the process.
499
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:09,926
- Ah.
500
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,844
It was for her own good.
501
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,022
Right?
502
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:23,113
I messed up.
503
00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:24,854
- We'll figure it out.
504
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:26,029
I've got time.
505
00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:36,300
♪ ♪
506
00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:49,662
- True storytelling event?
507
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,888
- Did invite me
to her pool party--
508
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:00,760
I'm the only girl in our class
who's not going.
509
00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:02,849
I just want to hide
in my room forever,
510
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:05,286
but Mom met Stephanie today,
and now she's a mess.
511
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:06,983
- No.
512
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:08,245
- I had to do something
to make her feel better.
513
00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,465
- Oh, my God, my diary!
514
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,379
- That's why Stacey
didn't invite me.
515
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,250
And guess what Dad gave me?
516
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,643
Another Beanie Baby.
517
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,297
I haven't collected
Beanie Babies in forever.
518
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,777
He doesn't even know who I am.
519
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,735
He just thinks I am
whoever he wants me to be.
520
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,129
I'm so sick of being adoring
and grateful
521
00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,348
and always making him feel
better for walking out on us.
522
00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:27,047
And now I'm stuck with another
pair of those stupid big eyes
523
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,265
just staring at me.
524
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:30,398
- Stop.
525
00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,356
- Two days later,
Mom wants me to give all
526
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,749
my stupid Beanie Babies away,
527
00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:35,621
but it's only
because she hates them
528
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,144
and she doesn't like
looking at them.
529
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,624
But what if dad asked me
where they are?
530
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,016
I just want to run away.
531
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,149
I could sell T-shirts
for Justin Timberlake.
532
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,368
That girl who's selling them
when Mom took me to the concert
533
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,761
wasn't that much older than me.
534
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:47,415
I wonder if she gets
to hang out with him.
535
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,417
Oh, my God, I have to meet him.
536
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:50,592
We'll be so happy together.
537
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,202
We'll never fight.
538
00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,074
We'll be such good parents.
We'll listen to our kids.
539
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,380
We'll care about their feelings
more than ours,
540
00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:57,425
like parents are supposed to.
541
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:58,905
- Stop.
542
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,428
- Laura?
543
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:03,039
- Honey? No!
544
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,301
- Laura, wait.
545
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:07,174
- Honey, please, talk to us.
546
00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,828
Please.
547
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,220
You don't feel like that now,
do you?
548
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,570
- Of course I do.
549
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,528
You have ruined my life.
550
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,792
I hate you!
I hate you both so much!
551
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:23,277
♪ ♪
552
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:32,286
- Listen, okay, I'll tell you--
553
00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:35,724
it means when frogs grow hair.
554
00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:36,856
Really, your family
never said that?
555
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,466
- No.
556
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,033
Crazy sayings
and magic islands?
557
00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:42,818
No, no, no,
that's Roarke territory.
558
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,428
- Indeed.
559
00:26:46,213 --> 00:26:48,911
- This is fun.
560
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,914
- I'm glad
that I forgot to cancel.
561
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:54,917
I wonder what
happened to Segundo.
562
00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,223
- Probably fell asleep.
563
00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:06,146
Listen, try not to worry
too much about Ruby.
564
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,930
Things will work out.
565
00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:11,368
Look at us--friends.
566
00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:13,370
- Great friends.
- Yeah.
567
00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:21,074
- Have a good night.
568
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:28,124
♪ ♪
569
00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:48,884
- Hey.
570
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:51,321
- Hey.
- Can I sit?
571
00:27:51,365 --> 00:27:52,888
- Sure.
572
00:27:57,893 --> 00:28:00,330
It was the song.
573
00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:01,984
- What was the song?
574
00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:04,813
- Why Brad didn't show up
to our wedding.
575
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:08,643
Our first dance was gonna be
"Give Me Love" by Ed Sheeran.
576
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,210
- I don't know who that is.
577
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,734
- Imagine an emo
Justin Timberlake.
578
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,649
- Got it.
579
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,433
- But when we were
all getting ready,
580
00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:20,133
my mom overheard my dad's wife
cooing about how that song
581
00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:21,525
was special to them too.
582
00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:24,659
So my mom got really upset,
583
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:28,663
and I said that
we could do a different song.
584
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,099
No biggie.
585
00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:32,101
- Are you serious?
586
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:33,581
- I texted Brad
to let him know
587
00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:36,671
because he was the one
dealing with the DJ.
588
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,369
I didn't even think about it.
589
00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:42,764
I figured that
it was just a song.
590
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,374
Next thing I know,
he's texting me
591
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:47,464
that he can't marry me.
592
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,684
- You put your parents first
593
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,468
on your own
fudging wedding day?
594
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,471
- All of my life, I have
tried not to upset them,
595
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:56,909
to make them happy, so that
they wouldn't leave me.
596
00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,432
- Like they left each other.
597
00:28:58,475 --> 00:28:59,694
- Yeah, ever since
their divorce,
598
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,914
I have put them first,
their needs.
599
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,917
I have ruined so many things--
vacations,
600
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,962
possible job opportunities,
my apartment.
601
00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:08,224
- What? Your apartment?
602
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:10,139
- I let my dad's wife
decorate it--
603
00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,141
it's like a weird
"Game of Thrones" thing.
604
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,795
- I don't know what that is.
605
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:15,797
- Okay, imagine "Melrose Place"
with dragons
606
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,494
and, like,
a million characters.
607
00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:21,020
- Got it.
- Yeah.
608
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:23,631
Brad told me--
609
00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:25,502
he told me so many times
I needed
610
00:29:25,546 --> 00:29:28,941
to create boundaries with them,
but I brushed it off.
611
00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:31,465
I told him he didn't get it.
612
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,683
- Brad was right.
613
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,819
- If I ever want
to have my own life,
614
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:41,518
and I want to share it
with somebody that I love,
615
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:44,652
I need to learn to create
boundaries with my parents.
616
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,612
What if I can't?
617
00:29:48,656 --> 00:29:51,920
- Hey, you were the only girl
in the sixth grade
618
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,966
who knew all the words
to Salt-N-Pepa's
619
00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:56,533
"None of Your Business"
without messing up.
620
00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:59,319
If you can do that,
you can definitely do this.
621
00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:03,497
- Peaches...
622
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,893
You're my best friend.
623
00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:10,809
- BFFs forever.
624
00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:17,685
♪ ♪
625
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,349
♪ ♪
626
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,655
- There, you look awesome.
627
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:33,353
Totally grown up.
628
00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,355
Like a scary teacher.
629
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,444
- Somehow they always manage
to make me feel like a kid.
630
00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,663
- No way, look at you!
631
00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:41,535
You are a grown-ass woman.
632
00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:42,797
Say it.
- Peaches--
633
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,581
- Say it!
634
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,105
- I am a grown-ass woman.
- Yes!
635
00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:48,585
And my parents
do not rule my life.
636
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:50,239
- And my parents
do not rule my life.
637
00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:51,937
- All together now.
638
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,329
- I am a grown-ass woman,
639
00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,636
and my parents
do not rule my life.
640
00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:56,898
- Yes! Now go get them.
641
00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:02,338
- Okay--oh, um--
642
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:06,908
- Can we come in?
643
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,041
- Sure, yeah.
644
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,263
- How are you, sweetheart?
645
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:16,178
- Uh, fine.
646
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,833
I was actually just
coming to talk to you.
647
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,357
- We promise to listen.
- Yeah.
648
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:24,970
We just love you so much.
649
00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:26,928
- Okay, what is
going on right now?
650
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,625
Is one of you dying?
651
00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:31,150
No.
652
00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:33,804
- We just feel that
what happened at the wedding
653
00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:37,808
may have had just
a teensy bit to do with us.
654
00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:44,554
♪ ♪
655
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:48,341
Hi.
656
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:50,082
- Hi.
657
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:52,780
- So...that happened.
658
00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:54,303
- Oops.
659
00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:02,616
- Listen, I've been
thinking about what
660
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:04,357
you told me about Ruby.
- Yeah?
661
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,967
- About how you
stepped in and tried
662
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,751
to protect her
even though she didn't
663
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:09,884
ask you to or want you to.
664
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:14,236
- Well, it was
a unique situation.
665
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,759
- Was it?
666
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:17,979
- What do you mean?
667
00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,155
- I feel like
it's what you did to me.
668
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,765
That's why you
broke things off, right?
669
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:23,376
- Javier, please don't--
670
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:25,856
- No, actually, Elena,
you never told me why.
671
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,641
And I didn't put it together
until just now,
672
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:30,035
but at some point,
something happened,
673
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:33,560
and you decided that I needed
space to get to know Helene.
674
00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:35,866
So you took yourself
out of the equation.
675
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,825
- Okay, it is much more
complicated than that.
676
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,392
Okay, there was a time loop--
677
00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:42,351
- There's always a damn
time loop, or quicksand,
678
00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:44,614
or magic mirrors, or mermaids.
679
00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,529
- Yeah.
680
00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:50,142
- Yeah, that's part of the deal
being with Elena Roarke.
681
00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:51,621
Believe me, I get it.
682
00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:55,625
Hell, I love it.
683
00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:58,280
But I'm not a guest.
684
00:32:58,324 --> 00:33:00,413
Neither is Ruby.
685
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:02,415
You don't get to make
decisions for us.
686
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:13,121
♪ ♪
687
00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:24,002
Can you feel it?
688
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,613
The power of the ocean?
689
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,528
- I feel your power.
690
00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:30,399
- It's one and the same, Ruby.
691
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:35,317
I have so many questions
that I don't even
692
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,711
know where to begin.
693
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:41,062
But I do have one main one.
694
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:44,239
- You want to know
if we can be together?
695
00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:45,632
- Yeah.
696
00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:50,332
- We can be together, forever.
697
00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:53,335
But there's a price.
698
00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:54,902
- There's always a price.
699
00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,731
- I can't stay here with you.
700
00:33:57,774 --> 00:34:01,822
I can only hold this form
for so long.
701
00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:04,216
But I can bring you with me.
702
00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:06,218
You can become one of us.
703
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,135
- I don't know.
704
00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:16,271
- It's freedom
like you've never known.
705
00:34:19,143 --> 00:34:22,016
But I can't decide for you.
706
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,409
You have to choose.
707
00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,110
- Can you show me?
708
00:34:32,722 --> 00:34:37,597
♪ ♪
709
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:38,902
Oh!
710
00:34:42,775 --> 00:34:45,257
- This dress symbolizes
my entire life.
711
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,737
- What have you done?
- Wasn't my first choice.
712
00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:50,652
I wanted something simple
for the wedding and the dress.
713
00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:53,612
Brad and I wanted close family
and friends in Carmel,
714
00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:55,571
overlooking the ocean.
715
00:34:55,614 --> 00:34:59,097
But you wanted St. Peters
and a designer dress.
716
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:00,315
Right, Mom?
- Mm-hmm.
717
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:01,925
- Yeah.
718
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:03,536
And once that was decided,
well,
719
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,407
Dad just had just
had to outdo you
720
00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:07,757
and booked a
Tavern on the Freaking Green.
721
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:10,934
And I caved.
722
00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,806
And I made Brad cave,
723
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,374
because that is
what I always do.
724
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:18,246
I make excuses and compromises
all to please you.
725
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:21,815
And that's on me,
but it's on you too.
726
00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:24,209
- You looked so beautiful in
the dress, though, sweetheart.
727
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:26,428
- That's not the point, Mom.
- Not the point, Melanie.
728
00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:29,605
- Do you even know
the point, Dad?
729
00:35:29,649 --> 00:35:31,955
- You're angry?
730
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,740
- Yes!
731
00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:34,784
Yes, I'm angry!
732
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:36,873
I'm angry at all
the years that you
733
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:40,747
made me choose which one
of you to spend Christmas with.
734
00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:43,663
I am angry for all
of the times that you tried
735
00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:46,100
to make me pick a side
over the stupidest things.
736
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,972
And I am tired
of being the rope
737
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,931
pulled back and forth
in this game
738
00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:54,239
of who loves Laura most.
739
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:56,545
- Are we really that bad?
740
00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:06,903
You're worse, both of you.
741
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,644
And it cost me
the love of my life.
742
00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:14,563
Look, I love you both,
but I cannot be responsible
743
00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:16,783
for your happiness anymore.
744
00:36:20,874 --> 00:36:23,616
- I've been selfish.
745
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:26,445
I'm so sorry.
746
00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:30,797
But I just want you
to be happy, really.
747
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,233
- Mom...
748
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:38,065
- Arthur Turner
for Brad Connocenti.
749
00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:38,979
- Dad, what are you doing?
750
00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:41,721
- Brad, I want to apologize--
751
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,071
to you and to Laura.
752
00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:45,290
Yes, she's fine.
753
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,727
She's--more than fine.
754
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:50,338
She's amazing.
755
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:53,646
Unfortunately,
she has idiots for parents.
756
00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:57,476
She's informed us,
and we have agreed that, uh,
757
00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:59,826
our terrible behavior
has interfered
758
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:01,697
with your happiness.
759
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,485
That's going to change.
760
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:09,227
- Thank you.
761
00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:17,278
♪ ♪
762
00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:24,546
- Oh, you think it's okay
to take all of this stuff?
763
00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,069
- Well, they gave you
the suitcase, right?
764
00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:27,636
- Yeah.
765
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,638
- So they must expect you
to fill it with something.
766
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:31,423
And it's too small for me.
I already tried.
767
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:36,950
- Thank you, Peaches.
768
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:38,647
For everything.
769
00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,388
You know, I needed you,
and you were there.
770
00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:42,172
- Of course I was.
We're best friends.
771
00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:44,262
Foreva.
772
00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:47,700
I wish you could come with me.
773
00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:49,267
- Yeah, me too.
774
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,790
But you're all grown up now.
775
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:51,878
- I know.
776
00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:53,532
Growing up is hard.
777
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:55,490
- Well, so is being a kid.
778
00:37:55,534 --> 00:37:56,709
But you made it through that.
779
00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,363
- Yeah, because of you.
780
00:37:58,406 --> 00:37:59,842
- Yeah, that was
totally because of me.
781
00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:04,064
Anyway,
782
00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,587
I'll always be with you.
783
00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:10,375
Right here.
784
00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:13,552
I always have been,
you just forgot.
785
00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:16,468
Don't forget again, okay?
786
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:19,993
- No, I won't.
787
00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:21,342
- You know what?
788
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,561
It's all gonna
totally work out.
789
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:23,605
- You know what?
790
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,041
I kinda think it is.
791
00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:26,956
- You want to shake on it?
- Yes!
792
00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:32,179
Hey!
793
00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:42,232
♪ ♪
794
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:01,208
- I shouldn't have lied.
795
00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:03,210
- It's--it's not my--
796
00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:05,952
my job to make other
people's decisions,
797
00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:08,737
even when I'm convinced that
it's the right thing to do.
798
00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:09,999
- Okay.
799
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,958
- And I, of all people,
800
00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:12,872
should know
that it never works.
801
00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:14,177
I know.
802
00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:15,440
So yes, Ruby, I'm sorry.
803
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:19,313
I am--I'm very sorry.
804
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:22,316
- Well, I appreciate that,
Elena.
805
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,014
I really do.
806
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:27,800
But, um, it's just
not that simple.
807
00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:31,934
Isla asked me to join her.
808
00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:35,982
- Oh, I see.
809
00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:40,073
- And I assume
you're going to tell me
810
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,683
what a terrible idea it is?
811
00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:43,903
- Correct.
812
00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,557
- I'm in love with her.
813
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:50,257
- And love can cloud
your vision, Ruby.
814
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:51,301
- Ah.
815
00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,740
- It's your life.
816
00:39:54,783 --> 00:39:56,437
I get it.
817
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:58,047
I'm not going
to interfere anymore.
818
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:03,792
Can I offer you
a ride to the dock?
819
00:40:03,836 --> 00:40:06,926
- Mm-hmm.
820
00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:08,449
- Okay.
821
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:24,160
♪ ♪
822
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:28,861
- Oh, Ms. Roarke, Ruby,
thank you for everything.
823
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:32,778
- We wanna thank you, too,
for opening our eyes.
824
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,823
- Well, I give Laura
the credit for that.
825
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,216
- And Peaches.
826
00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:37,957
- Yeah, what happened to her?
827
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,220
- Oh, I'm sure she's
around here somewhere.
828
00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:44,703
- Well, before we go,
Laura, honey,
829
00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:45,921
you spent your whole life
830
00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:47,880
trying to prove
how much you love us.
831
00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:49,795
But that's our job.
832
00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,493
- And we're going to try
to stop sucking at our job.
833
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,060
We've got a surprise.
834
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,844
- Surprise?
835
00:40:55,888 --> 00:41:00,066
♪ ♪
836
00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:02,938
Brad?
837
00:41:02,982 --> 00:41:04,287
Was this your idea?
838
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:05,680
- It's the last time
we interfere.
839
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,508
- From now on,
we're all about boundaries.
840
00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:12,905
- This time, I'm okay with it.
841
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:21,957
♪ ♪
842
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:26,005
I'm so sorry.
- Me too.
843
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,789
We should talk.
844
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,009
- Yeah, we should.
845
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:31,576
- Make sure they have
a honeymoon suite,
846
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:32,925
whatever it costs.
847
00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,317
- And we'd like to split it.
848
00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:35,754
- No need.
849
00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:37,582
Laura and Brad,
they're my guests.
850
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,322
They'll have a beautiful place
to talk and reconnect.
851
00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:41,237
- Thank you.
852
00:41:41,281 --> 00:41:44,589
- Thank you, Mom.
- We love you. Good luck.
853
00:41:44,632 --> 00:41:46,155
- Love you.
- Thank you, Brad.
854
00:41:46,199 --> 00:41:48,114
- Love you, sweetheart.
855
00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:04,739
- So what color
did you end up with?
856
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:05,827
- For what?
857
00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:07,829
- Your wedding napkins.
858
00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:11,572
The ones you locked yourself
in the bathroom over?
859
00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:13,400
When you and Mel got married?
860
00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:19,101
- I--I don't know what
you're talking about.
861
00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:24,933
- Mel, your husband.
862
00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:30,025
- Oh, right, yes.
863
00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:33,812
Um, of course,
I remember Mel, yes.
864
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,465
I remember him.
865
00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:41,210
Um, the--the color
of the napkins were lavender.
866
00:42:41,254 --> 00:42:44,083
Yeah, yeah.
867
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:49,567
♪ ♪
868
00:42:56,051 --> 00:43:02,754
♪ ♪
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